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00:00You can choose to be with people who love you.
00:03I'll get her hooked on those pills. You dial up the guilt day by day.
00:06We'll both get what we want.
00:07Mercedes in ruins.
00:09I know how painful this is gonna be to hear, because I found out that it was Mercedes who shot you.
00:14I know. I've known all along.
00:16Those pills, they're not helping you.
00:18I know.
00:19Are you gonna stop?
00:20Yeah, today.
00:21Promise.
00:30First of all, I'll see you next week.
00:33I'll see you next week.
00:36Bye-bye.
00:37Bye-bye.
00:40Bye-bye.
00:42Bye-bye.
00:43Bye-bye.
00:44Bye-bye.
00:46Bye-bye.
00:56Bye-bye.
01:00Are you hanging up the stocking on your wall?
01:11It's the time that every Santa has a ball.
01:19A lot like yoga, yeah.
01:25Look who I found.
01:27Ho, ho, ho!
01:28Merry Christmas, everyone.
01:30Look, it's Santa.
01:31No, it's not.
01:32It's Jack in a Santa hat.
01:33Hey, you're absolutely right.
01:35Santa's asked me and Pell to come and give you girls some extra stocking fillers.
01:38Got any wireless headphones in there for me?
01:40No, just the usual stuff, nuts, clementines.
01:43Oh, Jack, it wasn't funny the first time.
01:45Don't worry, kids, we've got actual gifts.
01:48Nice one.
01:50Special one for you.
01:52Ho, ho, ho!
01:54Warren, if I'm Santa number one, you must be Santa number two.
01:59Hey, Jack, this village is only big enough for one Santa.
02:02Where's your elf, mate?
02:04She's still in her dressing gown with 20 missed calls on her phone.
02:07Sorry, I left my phone upstairs.
02:09We've got some more calls to make, so come on now.
02:13I'll see you out.
02:15Excuse me.
02:16You've made me look like a right tool.
02:19I didn't know they were coming, did I?
02:21I'm not talking about them.
02:22I'm talking about you.
02:23You know, we were supposed to dress up and surprise the kids and look at you.
02:27We slept in, didn't I, so...
02:28You're out of order.
02:30Wow.
02:30You seriously need to chill out.
02:33Best we make a move.
02:38We don't want to be sipping on any more toes, do we?
02:40Honestly, it's a good job the rural centre isn't such a plague.
02:46Gem.
02:47Yeah?
02:49Why anyone would want to mix orange juice with champagne?
02:52Listen, can you get me another prescription?
02:54No, not until after bank holiday.
02:55I barely slept.
02:57I don't know I'm going to get a fruit day.
02:58There must be something like that you can do.
02:59Mercedes, I'm not on duty.
03:00I do have a number, though.
03:03Just do me a favour, don't tell anyone it came from me.
03:05I promise, my lips are sealed.
03:07Good.
03:07I wouldn't do this for just anyone.
03:09I'll text it over.
03:12What was all that about?
03:14Worried I'm going to make you look like a tool.
03:16Can we not do this today?
03:18Do what, Warren?
03:19We'll beat each other up the wrong way.
03:20You started it.
03:21Okay, okay, I did.
03:23But can we just forget everything?
03:25Get in the Christmas spirit for the kids.
03:27Yeah, of course we can.
03:28Now come here and give Santa a kiss.
03:31I saw my honey kissing Santa Claus.
03:37Well, won't it just fit on the top?
03:38No, it won't just fit on the top.
03:39Prince, no, the oven's not big enough.
03:41Well, I'll just put it in the microwave, then.
03:43You can't do it in the microwave.
03:44Just share our turkey.
03:46There's loads to go around.
03:47Fine, but I want both legs and a breast.
03:49Nothing else.
03:50A bit dry without gravy, that.
03:52I'm going to go stronger than fizzy wine.
03:54Yeah, Nana sent over a bottle of limoncello from Alicante.
03:58It's there.
03:58So, there you go.
03:59Gotcha.
04:00You're in recovery, so all the more for me.
04:02A bit early for the hard stuff, innit?
04:03You're the one that would tell me to gain Christmas spirit.
04:07Where are you, kids?
04:07Upstairs.
04:08Yeah, we do miss you, Aunt Mayra.
04:10Oh, yeah, no, John Paul's cooking the dinner here.
04:14Aunt Mayra says make sure you baste the turkey.
04:16Yeah, can you ask her how long you boiled sprouts for?
04:18Did you hear that?
04:19Are they frozen?
04:20No, I dug them up out of the garden this morning.
04:22Of course they're frozen.
04:23Oh, you talk to her.
04:25Love you, Aunt Mayra.
04:26Love you, Nana.
04:26Love you, Goldie.
04:28Hi, Mum.
04:30Happy Christmas.
04:43Hiya.
04:44Yeah, I got your number off, Gemma.
04:46And, um, I'm after some anxiety pills.
04:48Yeah, sure, whatever you've got.
04:51OK, yeah, I'll meet you, Aunt Dog.
04:53Just call me or text me when you're there.
05:04I'm having a wardrobe malfunction.
05:06Yes, you are.
05:07I'm not just coming in an hour to see Maripol go-henters,
05:09and I don't know what to wear.
05:11Do you need a glass for that?
05:12No.
05:13Wear pyjamas, like you said.
05:15No, I can't make a onesie look sexy.
05:16You really like him, don't you?
05:19No.
05:20No.
05:22Yeah.
05:22Yeah, I'm obsessed.
05:24Well, he's like the one that got away.
05:26Do you know what I mean?
05:26Have you ever heard that?
05:28Yeah.
05:28A few.
05:29The dead.
05:30That's not the same thing.
05:32No.
05:32Someone who's out there.
05:34Tantalising probability.
05:35Someone you'd just dream of walking through that door
05:39and just letting you know that when they let you go last time,
05:41it was a big mistake.
05:42Then I guess that's Warren, but he's back now.
05:46Yeah, you always get what you want.
05:47Sometimes the reality don't live up to a dream.
05:50How are you two getting on?
05:53Fighting.
05:54A lot.
05:54You know, it's like we've spent that long apart.
05:57I convinced myself that he wasn't right for me
05:59and it was easier to hate him than love him
06:01and now he's back.
06:03I don't know.
06:04You're struggling to love him again.
06:06So much has happened.
06:07It's like...
06:08It's like we're different people now.
06:11I'm going to have to nip out.
06:16All that needs is your signature pink lip.
06:18You'll, um, knock him dead.
06:20I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
06:39Just like the ones I used to know
06:43Where the treetops glisten
06:48And the children listen
06:52Out of here
06:53Do you say he's not by yet?
06:58I don't know.
07:14Oh, hello.
07:16Come on then.
07:17Give us a swig.
07:18Cheers.
07:22You know, I have worked every Christmas
07:24since I qualified
07:25and it always made me sad
07:27knowing that everyone was having a ball
07:28with the nearest and dearest
07:29while starting to think the grass isn't greener.
07:33Why? What's happened?
07:33My dad.
07:35That's what's happened.
07:37It's just not the man I remember
07:38and I know 20 years has passed
07:40but he's changed.
07:42Yeah.
07:4320 years doesn't have to pass
07:44for that to happen.
07:45You and Mercedes will get back to where you were.
07:49Will we?
07:51I'm not so sure.
07:52I'm sorry to hear that.
07:55Liar.
07:56Look, Mercedes is just struggling with what she's done
07:59but if you ask me, Tony got what he deserved.
08:02What, you'd have done the same?
08:03Sure.
08:04But I wouldn't have missed
08:05and I sure as hell wouldn't be feeling bad about it now.
08:08What's done is done.
08:10It must be nice not to have a conscience.
08:13Hey.
08:14There are some things I do regret.
08:15Where have you been?
08:20Needed someone from the shop.
08:22What?
08:24Apple sauce.
08:25So where is it?
08:27The shop was closed.
08:29Now it's time to party.
08:32You know, she's doing my head in.
08:34What's wrong with her?
08:36Look, it's none of my business.
08:39No, Gemma, come on.
08:40If you know something, tell me.
08:41Right, look at this beast.
08:56Oh, hey, we can't start without Dodger.
08:58Well, where is he? I'm starving.
08:59Oh, that'll be him now.
09:06Dodger, hi.
09:07Merry Christmas to you.
09:09Come in.
09:10Miss?
09:11These are for the kids.
09:12Oh, lovely.
09:13We're just in here.
09:14Come on.
09:15You're both hungry, yeah?
09:16Yeah.
09:18Merry Christmas, all.
09:19Merry Christmas.
09:21Oh, you shouldn't have.
09:22Oh, well, I didn't want to come into your hand
09:24after all the trouble you wanted.
09:25Well, she didn't actually do anything, so...
09:28I set the table.
09:29Yeah, which is why I've got two forks.
09:32Where's your pyjamas, Danny?
09:34Well, I didn't get the memo about the dress code, did I?
09:37Look, I tell you what,
09:38I'll run home and get changed up as quick as I can.
09:40It's a good idea.
09:40Take your time.
09:41We can have more drinks.
09:42No, no, actually.
09:47There you go.
09:49All right.
09:50Ta-da.
09:51Ready for the happy meal.
09:52All right, let's get this party started.
09:54Make sure no one has them legs.
09:58I've got two knives.
09:59To go with my two fives.
10:00Now that is a pigeon.
10:06Now it's Christmas.
10:07Now it's done.
10:09Take it going.
10:13Make sure you're done.
10:15Make sure you slow down.
10:18Who are you?
10:19Wine police.
10:20Right, who wants first?
10:21Have we got spoons?
10:22Did I put some down?
10:23Probably not.
10:24Oh, well.
10:26Right, who wants first up?
10:31Do you know who you lot are?
10:32You lot are party poopers.
10:35What?
10:35Oh, this.
10:36We're just trying to chill and watch me.
10:38I want to watch the king's speech.
10:41Ah, you want a speech, yeah?
10:42I'll give you a McQueen speech.
10:44Hmm?
10:45Oh.
10:45Thank you for a wonderful Christmas dinner, John Paul.
10:49What?
10:50Even though the turkey was dry as a camel's hoof.
10:52I enjoyed it.
10:54Here's to family and friends and...
10:57to the one who got away.
11:00All right?
11:01The trees' words aren't nice.
11:02Oh, sorry.
11:03Wait, I've got to get this.
11:05Hello, Frankie.
11:05Oh, she's waiting ten miserable years for this.
11:08Record this call.
11:09What are you doing?
11:11I'll tell you, I'm sorry.
11:13I've got to go.
11:14So, silly love of his sister.
11:17Oh, come on, now.
11:19I'm only happy not last.
11:21Yeah, well, no-one's finding it funny.
11:22All right, Grinch.
11:23Why don't you go upstairs and sleep it off?
11:25Why don't you stop telling me what to do?
11:27You're making a scene.
11:29I'm making a scene.
11:30No, you...
11:31I'm just after a good time,
11:33but if yous lot can't cope with it,
11:34I'll, um, take me party upstairs.
11:37Yeah?
11:38Come on.
11:38And what are you going to do, Mercedes?
11:41You're going to pop some pills in the bedroom
11:43while the kids are sleeping?
11:45There's just my anxiety tablet.
11:46That's your score from some dealer.
11:48What is the big deal?
11:50The big deal is, Mercedes.
11:51You're supposed to be taking care of the kids.
11:53Just get out.
11:53No.
11:54I'm not leaving the kids in your care.
11:56I said get out!
11:59Miss!
11:59We'll look after the kids, mate.
12:05I'll be back in the morning for my daughter.
12:17You're not the only one with regrets.
12:19You are not taking my little girl off me.
12:21You're a mess.
12:22Someone's trying to ruin my life.
12:23And whose fault is that, eh?
12:25You're the one who shot Tony.
12:26Guys, come on.
12:27Keep your voices down.
12:28Look, go home and contact your lawyer in the morning.
12:32And the next time she asks you for drugs, just say no.
12:39You told him.
12:41I told him about today, not the other stuff.
12:43I trusted you!
12:45Mercedes, I did this to help you!
12:47Help me, yeah?
12:49No wonder Warren has his doubts!
12:51I better use that blackmail in me, won't it?
12:53Prove it!
12:55Oh, bitch!
12:56Oi, stop it!
12:57I said stop it!
13:00I know what you did.
13:02I'm the one who's been blackmailing you, okay?
13:05So what are you going to do about it?
13:06Oh, my God.
13:08You.
13:20You all right?
13:21She is a mess.
13:22Hi.
13:28Hi.
13:30Your face!
13:31Gemma, do you want me to go and get Misra?
13:33I think she's gone for a lie down after Dad's, you know.
13:35No, it's okay.
13:36She just caught me off guard.
13:38Who?
13:39Mercedes.
13:40What, you had a fight?
13:41I don't scrap.
13:43But I can defend myself if I have to.
13:44So I'll let that be a warning.
13:46Okay.
13:47Have you got any ice?
13:48Erm, yeah, probably.
13:50Right, come on, you.
13:51Sit down.
13:52Let me have a look.
13:56Ooh, it's a nasty bruise, but I think you'll live.
13:59Mm-hmm.
14:03You know, Mercedes was right about one thing.
14:05Yeah, what's that?
14:06I do want you back.
14:14Potato waffles, dear.
14:18You're hungry.
14:23Diane, please, can we just talk?
14:25Oh, so now you want to talk?
14:27Do you know what?
14:28You spent weeks helping with Tony's physio.
14:32Being my shoulders are crying, and not once did you happen to mention
14:35that you're the reason that my family's fallen apart.
14:38Look, I wanted to tell you so many times.
14:42That's why I thought that if I helped, maybe...
14:45What, your debt would be paid?
14:47Listen, you.
14:49Your debt will never be paid.
14:50Not while my family's still suffering.
14:53I'm so sorry.
14:56So what was it?
14:58Hey, were you jealous because you married me?
15:01No.
15:01Well, what then?
15:02I wanted my son to have a dad who loved him.
15:10But instead, he got one that chose to save someone else from that wreckage.
15:16What happened to your baby wasn't Tony's fault.
15:18I didn't know that at the time, did I?
15:21So you shot him?
15:23A life and a life.
15:25Do you know how twisted that is?
15:27My head were all over the place.
15:29I'd literally just lost my baby.
15:32I was grieving.
15:33I walked in there.
15:33I wanted to ask him why.
15:37I saw the gun.
15:38I feel your grief.
15:42I really do.
15:44Because I feel it.
15:46Every single day.
15:47Because now.
15:48I have to do everything for Tony.
15:51Because of you.
15:53So you know what?
15:55I am made up you've hit rock bottom.
15:58Because now you know what it looks like.
16:00Oh, my days.
16:11My stomach's killing me.
16:13Has anyone got anything for constipation?
16:14You could start by not eating everybody's leftovers.
16:17You greedy git.
16:19Aunt Tamara would be really proud of you, you know.
16:21Even though it didn't really go to plan.
16:23No, it was fine.
16:24I really enjoyed myself.
16:26Yeah.
16:26So, Camus is going to be OK?
16:28Well, she would have been fine if Warren didn't turn up.
16:30Maybe that's a lesson for us all.
16:32Never go back.
16:34Oh, that'll be carol singers then.
16:36Theresa.
16:39Tell him I've gone to bed.
16:40I heard that.
16:50Listen, before you say anything...
16:58I wanted to do that all day.
17:03Look, no, no, no, no, no, please, please, just let me speak for a second.
17:08I've got a lot going on at the minute.
17:11And there's a lot I can't talk about right now.
17:13But I will.
17:14When I'm ready.
17:17Theresa, something just happened and it made me realise that we all just, you know,
17:21need to be in the moment and take our chances at happiness
17:26because we don't know when the next one might come along.
17:28You should have been kiss me.
17:29I just, um, I just wanted to go to bed.
17:59Say I'm sorry for accusing you and lashing out at you like that.
18:03I would bang out of order.
18:05You were upset.
18:07I still can't believe it were Diane who blackmailed me.
18:10Things might be better now that the secret's out.
18:12You think?
18:13Well, she obviously doesn't want to involve the police.
18:15I should have phoned them by now.
18:17True.
18:19Listen, thank you for understanding and I hope it doesn't change all between us.
18:25Of course not.
18:27Let's hope Warren can be so forgiving.
18:28Let's go again.
18:28Let's go again.
18:28Let's go again.
18:29Let's go again.
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