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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:02it's the return of the reading battles.
00:05Hi, ladies and gentlemen,
00:07whatever the fuck PM is.
00:09Thank you. I am Ebony LaBelle,
00:11and that's a man, Maury.
00:16Ebony LaBelle, congratulations!
00:20I have chose to save Dulce.
00:23PM, shantay you stay.
00:25Hazel, sashay away.
00:30Oh, Hazel.
00:35Hazel is gone, and I feel like I just lost
00:40the most important person in this game to me.
00:43She didn't deserve to go yet.
00:46Well, fuck.
00:48PM, you are the only bitch to put up a great fight.
00:51Honored to battle against you,
00:53bring it home to Vancouver.
00:55Dulce, you're lucky, bitch.
00:57Ooh.
00:59Girl, fuck.
01:00Love you all so much.
01:01Season six sisters for life.
01:06Hazel!
01:07Although I think it was her time to go,
01:08I am sad to lose a sister here.
01:10Girl, that first three alliance crumbled real fast.
01:14Girl, let's sit down and talk some shit.
01:19Wow, that lip sync was fucking incredible.
01:24You twirled down.
01:26You ate that shit.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:29I'm, like, very sad to have landed in the bottom two,
01:33but I love to perform.
01:37PM has shown us that they almost have immunity
01:39in this competition.
01:40To be able to lip sync like that,
01:42it feels like they're never gonna go home.
01:44Ebony, I'm so over the moon for you saving me.
01:47I really appreciate it.
01:49Um, call it luck.
01:51Call it whatever you want, Hazel.
01:52The tea is you were doing the worst in the competition.
01:54You had landed in the bottom before
01:56and you weren't funny, so you're home now.
01:58Lucky for what?
01:59Every single fucking challenge we've done,
02:01I've done better than you.
02:03So lucky where?
02:04Lucky that I'm more talented than you?
02:06Something I did take into consideration.
02:08I wasn't sure what's coming up next week.
02:10I mean, we still don't know.
02:11I feel like it's gonna be something performance-based
02:13and I know that's something that you're gonna kill at
02:16and also Dulce hasn't got the beefer yet.
02:19It was tough.
02:20So what you're saying is you saved Dulce
02:22because PM and Hazel are better performers.
02:24Girl, bye.
02:27I see PM as bigger competition than Dulce
02:30and so I'm gonna put them in the bottom.
02:33It wasn't no shadiness.
02:34No, what?
02:35Girl, it wasn't shadiness.
02:37This was your second bottom.
02:38Yeah.
02:39And so compared to Dulce with their first bottom.
02:41Okay.
02:43Ebony's dead to me in this game.
02:45She is a lovely individual,
02:47but she took out my best friend.
02:49She put me in the bottom.
02:51I'm not working with her.
02:52I need to get out of drag because my skin is burning.
02:56So let's go get out of drag, everybody.
02:58Let's go get out!
03:00I feel like this is my turning point to stop playing nicely.
03:05I think a few of us need to start talking a line and stuff
03:08because I think there is something going on beneath our toes here.
03:12Okay.
03:13I have my eyes on that prize more so than ever.
03:16And I'm ready to stir the pot to get some people out of here.
03:19I'm sorry. I have to put you through that trauma lip-ticking against your fucking good sis.
03:23It's okay.
03:24I will lie. I will say I'm working with her if she wants to even approach that.
03:29She's my target.
03:31P.M.
03:34Puppet master.
03:36Bet you didn't see that one coming.
03:38The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000
03:46with Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights
03:51with extra special guest judge, Kaiza.
04:05It's a new day in the workroom and I feel fucking amazing.
04:10I can't wait to see whatever it's gonna be
04:12and I can't wait to just infuse my secret sauce in the recipe.
04:16I've had a realization, bro.
04:18I've had a realization that I want to be confident.
04:20You know, I want to be that person who, you know, is of my dreams.
04:25You know, who's exactly where they're supposed to be.
04:27And I realized that I am.
04:28Word.
04:29You know, I am.
04:30But I realized that I was afraid of being angry at myself.
04:34When Zaldina talks, girl, it's just like a bunch of words that equal nothing.
04:39She's going into like a monologue about her spiritual awakening.
04:42I'm confident now.
04:43Girl, shut up.
04:44I just want to say something.
04:45I remember what Dulce you said with your comeback.
04:49I'm surprised you know the word grandma,
04:51because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
04:53Yeah. Oh, yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:55You cannot go to my mom and say things like that
04:58because I really felt shit after.
05:01And I think it was really under the belt.
05:04Yeah, I'm sorry that if I felt like I was going for your trauma.
05:07I mean, you mentioned me being poor.
05:08I have trauma from that.
05:10So I don't feel like necessarily it was going under the belt.
05:13But if you felt some type of way for the jokes that I made,
05:15I do apologize.
05:16Thank you for letting me know.
05:17I appreciate that.
05:18And I'll make sure not to like bring that kind of stuff.
05:20Because if y'all want to be...
05:21Y'all are lucky.
05:23Y'all are lucky, girl.
05:24Give me the fuck out of here.
05:26Oh, Canada.
05:28Seen it already, the hand hurts.
05:31Hey, queens.
05:32Hey.
05:33Hey.
05:34Is it getting hot in here?
05:35Or is it just the topics?
05:37Oh.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:45Tracy is everything.
05:46She looks like a Barbie out the fucking box.
05:48I'm obsessed.
05:49Everyone's got their go-to karaoke track.
05:52And my personal favorites were written in this very workroom.
05:56All together now.
05:57Supernova!
05:59Okay, yeah.
06:00For today's mini-challenge, you'll be performing some of the most legendary box in Canada's Drag Race
06:07herstory, karaoke style.
06:09Hey.
06:10Yeah.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Girl, CD-R has produced some amazing good verses, and Mama, we've also produced some verses.
06:22So, warm up those vocal chords.
06:25You'll have ten minutes to get into karaoke quick drag, and I'll meet you at the mic.
06:35Go!
06:36Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
06:38I don't even know where to start.
06:40I'm the queen of quick drag.
06:41Every drag look I do is a quick drag vibe.
06:42Dry-dark-kiss-kiss coming!
06:43Yeah!
06:44Yeah!
06:45Honestly, I think I'm tone deaf, to be honest.
06:46I am tone deaf.
06:47Let's put some blush everywhere.
06:48No, literally just blush.
06:49Hey, party people!
06:50Hi!
06:59Welcome to Drag-a-yokey!
07:04Yay!
07:09I'm sorry, Canada.
07:10I'm just gonna say that right now.
07:11I'm sorry, Canada, I'm just going to say that right now.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15First person up is Dulce.
07:18I'm ready.
07:19Hi.
07:19Hi.
07:20I'm so excited.
07:21Are you guys excited?
07:22Yes.
07:22Oh, go off by Terra Nova.
07:24Y'all ain't ready.
07:26Oh.
07:27Super Nova.
07:29Bet your game's already over.
07:31From the town, they call the city.
07:33Terra's here to say, oh, she's going to be winning.
07:35Gorgeous hair, teeny waist.
07:37Serving you out of space.
07:39Hit the beat, strike the post.
07:41Show the cat what, what it knows.
07:43Feel the skin and the flesh.
07:45Bet you know that I'm the best.
07:46Smash the beat, salute by Jared Hine-Mushman.
07:49I'm out of breath, literally.
07:51Yes, Dulce.
07:53Terra Nova's verse, like, I think it's good.
07:56Like, I genuinely love it.
07:58No, I'm actually out of breath.
07:58That was crazy.
07:59Gorgeous hair, teeny waist.
08:01Like, well, yes.
08:02Almost late for school, baby.
08:04Get the hell out of here.
08:05All right, next up is Sammy Landry.
08:09It's Tongue Pop by Kennedy Davenport.
08:13Tongue, tongue.
08:15Tongue pop.
08:16Tongue, tongue pop.
08:18Oh, my.
08:21Tongue, tongue.
08:23Tongue pop.
08:24PM said literally hit the lights.
08:27I be focused.
08:28You know this.
08:29Don't come my way, because you focus.
08:31Hocus, pocus.
08:32I be ready to re-go.
08:33Little boy, kiss you out of my leg.
08:34Don't fight me, get like me.
08:36Don't hate me, congratulate me.
08:39I'm the queen that everybody pays to see.
08:42I sing okay.
08:43Do I hit the highest note on the earth?
08:46No, but I'm a drag queen.
08:48Who cares?
08:50Heartbeat by Luna Dubois.
08:53Give the deep voice.
08:53Give the voice.
08:54Baby, can't you tell that I'm in love with you?
09:00The way you look at me, the way you hold me, the way you kiss me, makes my heart beat.
09:07Let's make it official.
09:08Got those pics uploaded on Insta.
09:10Stop, blood launch, even on Grindr, joke, we're not open.
09:14Woo!
09:15Do you recognize any of these verses?
09:19No.
09:22Heartbreak by Amy Ganse.
09:23Ooh, I better get this one.
09:26Don't text me anymore.
09:28Soy la rompecorazon.
09:29I don't want you anymore.
09:31Sal de aquà el perderon.
09:33Tu fueste un condom.
09:35One night and adios.
09:36I'm so sorry for your love.
09:38Now, bye.
09:39Close the door.
09:40Don't call me anymore.
09:42Soy la rompecorazon.
09:43La cartete aquÃ, woman.
09:46AquÃ?
09:47SÃ.
09:49Now, let's go with Not by Xana.
09:54This is my dad's favorite song.
09:57N-O-T.
09:58Not.
10:01We're not friends.
10:02You're a means to an end.
10:03No matter how many jokes you say.
10:05Caught you trying to steal my mans.
10:06I don't play pretends, girl.
10:08I got friends.
10:09You got major split ends.
10:10Fake number one in first place.
10:12I could read photo all over your face.
10:14Pass out the outer space.
10:15Signed, still delivered.
10:16End of case.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19I did that one off beat too, just like her.
10:23All of us are, like, you know, surprisingly bad at karaoke.
10:26At least drag karaoke.
10:28I don't think we'll be called back ever again.
10:31Girl, that's crazy.
10:32Oh, shit.
10:34Sorry.
10:36What a show.
10:38But I don't ever need to hear those verses again.
10:41Girl, say anything.
10:41That's fine.
10:43The winner of today's mini challenge is...
10:46You've won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Shoe Freaks.
10:56Yeah.
10:57I'm not poor anymore.
11:00Queens, you've shown me you can hit the right note,
11:03but can you talk the talk?
11:05Ooh.
11:06For this week's maxi challenge,
11:09you'll be the hostesses with the mostesses
11:11on our brand new drag talk show, The Shade.
11:15Okay, all right, okay.
11:17You'll be serving co-anchor realness
11:19while bringing the gossip, drama, and tea
11:23to daytime TV.
11:25Yeah.
11:26All right.
11:27But first things first,
11:29divide yourselves up into three groups of three.
11:32Go.
11:33Oh.
11:34I'm down.
11:35I'm down with that.
11:36I'm down with this.
11:37I just turn around and look over,
11:39and I see Velma and P.M.,
11:41and I'm like, gold.
11:43What the...
11:44Oh, we have to split up.
11:45We gotta split.
11:45Oh, okay.
11:47Well, yes.
11:48We got this.
11:49We got this.
11:50Each group will tackle their own block of the show,
11:53starting with...
11:54The Realness,
11:55breaking down the biggest topics in drag today.
11:58Think tipping and tucking
12:00and everything in between.
12:03Tea Time,
12:04spilling on the shadiest celebrity headlines of the week.
12:07And finally,
12:09Couchside Kiki,
12:10an exclusive three-on-one interview
12:12with an extra special guest,
12:15dance music diva,
12:17Kaiza.
12:18Oh!
12:18Oh!
12:20Oh, my.
12:21Okay, yes.
12:22Very good.
12:22Yes.
12:23It's Miss Kaiza.
12:26Oh, that is gaggy.
12:28I'll let you fight over who gets what segment.
12:31Racers,
12:32start your engines,
12:34and may the best drag queen spill.
12:36Oh!
12:37Oh!
12:37Oh, my God!
12:39Oh, my God!
12:44This challenge is gonna be so much fun, yo!
12:47I'm excited.
12:49I am excited for it.
12:50For real, Kesa,
12:51I love her so much.
12:52This is...
12:52It's gonna be so cool.
12:53It's epic.
12:54Kaiza,
12:55I need to interview her today
12:57because I'm a dancer,
12:58she's a dancer,
12:59and I want to know everything about her.
13:01All right, ladies,
13:02it's time to choose our segments.
13:04Does anybody have a preference?
13:07The realness, I think.
13:08Do you guys feel like I also feel the realness?
13:10I love the realness.
13:12Well, you guys do give real mess,
13:14but I don't know about real mess.
13:15And that's why we want to do tea time.
13:18I want to show that I'm a real biatch.
13:21Wait, no.
13:22Not like a real bitch,
13:24but like a real bitch.
13:26I think we want to do tea time.
13:28Or the realness.
13:29We're feeling tea time or the realness.
13:31Yeah.
13:31I definitely want tea time.
13:32I think that's the most opportunity to have fun.
13:35I know I'm with some shady bitches up in here,
13:36and I think this is gonna go really well.
13:38Couchside Kiki.
13:39Oh, that was easy.
13:41That was so easy.
13:43Wait, that was so nice of us.
13:45Who's gonna screw this up,
13:47and who's gonna do well?
13:48I guess we'll find out after the break.
13:51Okay.
13:51I don't know.
13:52That's not gonna work.
13:54Hi, welcome back to The Shade.
13:57I'm Sammy.
13:58I'm PM.
13:59I'm Velma.
14:00And we're here having the couchside Kiki.
14:03Kiki.
14:03We are all so happy to be working together,
14:06and it's just ear-to-ear grins,
14:08which is exactly the setup you need for this challenge.
14:12I feel really good.
14:14I mean, obviously, I feel a little sad
14:16that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
14:18I feel like when we kind of...
14:19When did I say that?
14:19When we were standing out there,
14:21and me and Maya were separate,
14:22none of you were, like, eager to, like, pull me in
14:24or be like, oh, those that come here.
14:26Yeah, but you didn't do that to me, either.
14:27When?
14:28When you were with Maya,
14:29you weren't, like, camera-
14:30I literally was the one that went into your group.
14:32Girl, like, it's not that serious.
14:35It is not that serious.
14:36I honestly wasn't thinking twice.
14:37I wanted to say with Selena,
14:39so it's, like, either one of you has to come.
14:41No, because she grabbed me first,
14:42but what I do want to do is that
14:44little shit like this doesn't fucking matter
14:45because we need to do well in the challenge.
14:47Well, my feelings do matter,
14:48so if that's how I felt,
14:49that's how I'm gonna talk.
14:49Oh, my God, okay.
14:50That part.
14:51But, girl, this is definitely not the energy
14:55that I want to start with.
14:57Honestly, girl, go fuck yourself.
14:58I'm gonna say how I feel,
15:00and you're not gonna shut me up
15:01because this is not the energy that you need.
15:03Saltina trying to silent on white voices, girl.
15:05Not today, girl.
15:06Exactly what I was doing.
15:08Yes.
15:08Girl, she's so annoying.
15:11Okay, ladies.
15:12We got the winning team
15:14because we're all winners.
15:15We do.
15:16You know what, actually, about that,
15:18I think that gives us, like,
15:20a little bit more pressure this week
15:21because this is the thing.
15:22We know the judges like us.
15:23Clocked up.
15:23Hell, yes, there's a lot of pressure
15:25being in a group with all winners.
15:26Not only are the other girls looking at us
15:28because they're waiting for us to trip up,
15:30but at the same time,
15:32I'm working with people
15:32who have already proved themselves
15:34in this competition,
15:35so I know that I need to work that much harder.
15:37So how are you guys feeling
15:38about the topic that we got?
15:39Is this, was this your number one choice, or?
15:41I'm actually happy with the topic.
15:43I just didn't want the couchside TT.
15:45I just think a three-on-one interview
15:47is kind of a recipe for disaster.
15:49It's risky.
15:50I don't know how they'll do,
15:52but there are smiles over there,
15:53so maybe they'll do well.
15:55But you can never trust the person
15:56that smiles too much, you know?
15:58Like, if you're always smiling,
15:59like, what are you hiding?
16:01Like, they're over there like,
16:02girl, that's why Star went home.
16:05Too damn much.
16:05Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
16:08Does anybody feel like they really
16:10would love to moderate?
16:12I would love to moderate.
16:13Okay.
16:13I would really love that.
16:14I really hope that if I do a good job
16:16as a moderator,
16:17that'll be my ticket to the win.
16:19I think we do have a challenge
16:20because we're four people talking.
16:23Yeah, we have to be smart about it.
16:24We don't want to cut her off,
16:25but we want to make sure that
16:26at the end of the day,
16:26it's us being evaluated and not her, you know?
16:29We're going to have to listen even more
16:31because we can't just have our rehearsed bits.
16:34You cannot zone out.
16:36You can't clock out.
16:37You got to clock in,
16:39as Van would say thousands of times.
16:42See, clock it.
16:43Clock it.
16:44Clock it.
16:45Clock it.
16:46Clock it.
16:46I hate it.
16:51I feel like all these topics
16:52we could talk about
16:53for, like, ten minutes each.
16:54That would definitely be our challenge.
16:55Yeah.
16:55This is keeping it concise.
16:58And this is daytime,
16:58so we have to be inspirational.
17:00My strategy during this challenge
17:02is to show a more serious side of myself.
17:06But, you know,
17:06I want to talk about, like, my experiences.
17:09So, padding in and out.
17:10For me, personally, I always pat.
17:12I think people should do it first
17:14to find out how it feels.
17:15Do you ever pat?
17:16Is it something out or no?
17:16I started with, uh, with padding.
17:18Mm-hmm.
17:18And then, uh, you know,
17:20because of my body,
17:20because I have to use the washroom so much,
17:22I was like, you know what?
17:23Let's try it without padding.
17:25I do have an invisible disability
17:26because of my car accident.
17:28And, uh, that ranges from any gut issues.
17:31It ranges from, uh, scar tissue pain,
17:34fatigue, joint pain.
17:36I go to the washroom a lot.
17:38Sometimes after a number,
17:39I'm running to a washroom
17:41because I don't want to shit on stage.
17:43As I'm like, at first, I was like,
17:44oh, my God, this is a comedy challenge.
17:46I was like, actually, it's not hard.
17:47No, and the main thing is, like,
17:48to be yourself.
17:49Yeah.
17:49I feel like we all talk a lot,
17:51but we're also not really loud.
17:53And we don't overpower each other.
17:54I'm not going in there with, like, a character.
17:56I'm not going in there with a crazy voice.
17:58I'm treating it like I'm literally
17:59just sitting there talking to my friends
18:01and listening.
18:02So how are we, um,
18:04feeling about the other two groups?
18:07Van and Ebony, they're talkers.
18:09Yeah, they do.
18:09They talk a lot.
18:11Yeah.
18:11You know, I'm just wondering
18:13if Van and Ebony can just shut
18:15and listen for one second.
18:17As much as I love Ebony and Van Gogh,
18:19they don't know how to hold a conversation
18:20like a person.
18:22And then Dulce Saltina and Caramel.
18:25I feel like that's a strong team.
18:27Oh!
18:27But you know what?
18:29We have more confidence.
18:30Yeah.
18:32I feel like the realness
18:34is a more subdued group.
18:35I am not sure if they're going to find
18:37the fun aspect,
18:39but that'll work in my favor, I guess.
18:44Beautiful.
18:45That's a lot.
18:47Hey, queens.
18:50Who's ready to hit the airwaves?
18:52Yes!
18:54Dulce Saltina, Caramel,
18:55you're up first.
18:56Everybody else, have a seat.
18:58Yay!
18:59We're about to do our live taping
19:01of The Shade.
19:02Let's hope this goes well.
19:05The Shade is obviously a talk show,
19:08but listening is just as important
19:10as the talking.
19:13What daytime show are they on, girl?
19:15One's going to a wedding,
19:16one's going figure skating,
19:18the other one's going to a rave.
19:19It's something else, girl.
19:20We're going live in five, four, three...
19:26Hello, and welcome to The Shade,
19:29the talk show that keeps you on your heels.
19:31My name is Dulce,
19:32and with me today,
19:33I have Saltina and Caramel.
19:36In our first segment of the day,
19:38it's time for the realness,
19:40where we will be discussing some hot topics
19:42and dishing our opinions.
19:44First up, padding.
19:46In or out, ladies?
19:47I feel like right now,
19:48there's a major discourse around padding.
19:51I feel like it's really up to the girl.
19:52It's really up to you and your drag.
19:54For me, I started with padding.
19:56I started with it, and I loved it.
19:58But you know how much I go to the washroom?
19:59Well, yes.
20:01I decided to try it without,
20:03and I love it.
20:05I recall this one time I did a show,
20:07and it wasn't until it was, like,
20:08halfway through that I realized that, like,
20:10I had forgotten my pads at home.
20:12After that, I was just in the mirror crying.
20:14But I had to, like, quit the show halfway
20:16because I think I relied on the pads so much
20:18to, like, make me feel comfortable.
20:20And I love the way my body looks when it's padded.
20:23The energy on this segment is so low.
20:25Girls, pick it up.
20:29Club culture.
20:30So when I say that, ladies,
20:31like, what comes to your mind?
20:33For me, it's one word.
20:34It's accessibility.
20:36Yeah.
20:36As a broke-body baddie myself,
20:38I want to see more people like me there.
20:39I want to see people who never thought
20:41that they could be there go and have a good time.
20:44It's definitely more about, like, acceptance.
20:46Yeah.
20:47I find that sometimes, like,
20:48when I go out of drag to the same club
20:50that I was performing at, like, literally last night,
20:53it's, like, it's harder for me to get a drink.
20:54Girl, this is boring.
20:57If this was a talk show,
20:59I'd be changing the channel by now.
21:01Even more sober spaces,
21:02there's a lot of sober queens.
21:04It's hard when all your friends are drunk
21:05or drinking is encouraged
21:06or it's, like, I'm not drinking tonight.
21:08No, do a tequila shot.
21:09We shouldn't be encouraging that.
21:11And as a sober girl myself,
21:13I can say I can still party.
21:15Thank you very much.
21:16100%.
21:16I can still party.
21:17Oh, I know.
21:19Speaking about partying,
21:21there's nothing we love to do more than party
21:22with our drag families.
21:24Do you guys have a drag family?
21:26I feel like I started drag
21:27and I had a drag mother right away
21:29and she has been incredible, so supportive.
21:30But I've learned that it's not just, like,
21:32having a drag mother, drag daughter.
21:34It's about the connections you make along the way.
21:36Drag family's important.
21:38It's really important.
21:40Girl, curl milk is giving an empty plate.
21:43Please, sir, can I have some more?
21:45Unfortunately, that is time for us.
21:48I wanted to thank you guys so much for joining us.
21:50We'll be right back after these short messages.
21:58I'm with my tea time girls.
22:00Yes.
22:00Van, Ebony, and Maya Fox.
22:03We are going in to film our segment,
22:04and, girl, I am feeling shady.
22:06We're going live in five, four, three.
22:09Have you got your cups ready?
22:13Whether you like it iced, hot, or full of shade,
22:16grab your girls, because it's...
22:18Tea time!
22:22My name is Van Gough,
22:23and I am here with Ebony LaBelle and Maya Fox
22:26to dish and spill on the hottest celebrity tea.
22:30Maya, what are you brewing over there?
22:31Well, listen, the first story of the day
22:34involves a scandal with the current reigning queen
22:37of Canada's drag race.
22:38No way.
22:39That's right.
22:40The Virgo queen, she's not even a Virgo.
22:42She's a Scorpio.
22:43A Scorpio?
22:44Listen, Ebony, you're a Virgo, right?
22:46What do you think about that?
22:47Listen, us Virgos, we are funny.
22:48Yes.
22:49We are organized, and we got rocking bodies.
22:53And let me tell you, when I was watching Virgo on season five...
22:55She ain't gonna do that, okay?
22:57Ooh, ooh.
22:58Cluck it.
22:59Now, listen, Ebony, what are you seeping on over there?
23:01It is pretty bitter.
23:03I'm gonna be real.
23:03I won last week, yes, and I got real close and personal with the beaver.
23:09She was cute, but she was a little suspicious.
23:13Oh, how so?
23:14Girl, she not even gold.
23:16Girl.
23:17Oh, my...
23:17Now, Miss Maya, you won a few weeks ago.
23:20I did.
23:21And you held the beaver.
23:22Well, listen, when I picked Miss Beaver up, she was a little lighter than I expected.
23:26But I just thought Miss Thing was on Ozempic, okay?
23:29She might have been.
23:30She might have been.
23:30Now, listen, I have some breaking news as well.
23:33Y'all know Jimbo, right?
23:34Of course.
23:35Miss Thing is opening up her own drag school.
23:38Okay.
23:39She's offering classes.
23:41She's got teachers.
23:42I actually got an email.
23:44She was offering me a full ride scholarship.
23:47Yes, she knew the drag was good or that the drag needed help.
23:50I don't know.
23:50Anyways, let me tell you about the most popular course that she's offering.
23:54It's how to lose twice and win on the third try.
23:58So, you know our queen mother?
23:59Of course.
24:00Host of Canada's Drag Race.
24:02Now, tell me why she was caught at DragCon with no wig.
24:07I don't know, though.
24:08I'm kind of here for it.
24:09It's giving very Joey J. tees.
24:11Yes.
24:11That is true.
24:12But listen, if I were to be caught at a gig or in public with no wig, it'd be pretty scurry up in there.
24:18It would be.
24:18But, you know, Miss Thing is a trendsetter.
24:20If Miss Brooklyn is wearing no wig, maybe ladies, we should try no wig.
24:25Should we give it a...
24:27No, no, no, no.
24:29We'll leave it to Brooklyn.
24:30She got the bono structure for it.
24:32Van Gogh, Ebony, and Maya are doing really well.
24:35They picked up the energy.
24:37Sorry.
24:39Oh, I picked up my energy there.
24:41Have you got your fill?
24:42Because I'm overflowing.
24:44But don't go anywhere.
24:45The shade will be right back.
24:48Yay!
24:50All right.
24:50We have Sammy, PM, and Velma.
24:52How are you doing?
24:53Great.
24:55Okay.
24:55We are back in five, four, three.
25:00Bonjour, and welcome back.
25:02I'm Sammy, and I'm joined by...
25:04Hi, I'm PM.
25:06Hi, I'm Velma.
25:07And this is Couchside Kiki, where we get to know one of your favorite Canadian celebrities.
25:14Today, we're very excited for this one.
25:17We're joined by three-time Juno award-winning artist.
25:21It's Kaisa, everyone.
25:23Woo!
25:24Thank you so much.
25:25We're so happy to have you.
25:27You look so good.
25:28Wow.
25:29Take a seat.
25:30Yes, sit down.
25:31So this is the Couchside Kiki, okay?
25:33See, my nickname is Kiki.
25:35No.
25:35Okay.
25:36My mom calls me Kiki.
25:37This is perfect.
25:39We're about to have a good Kiki now.
25:41I'm a dancer, and I so look up to you in your movement quality.
25:46And just everything you exude.
25:49How long have you been a mover?
25:51Because it seems like forever.
25:53Yeah, since I was a kid.
25:54I started ballet when I was like two.
25:55But I've always been a bit awkward, actually.
25:57You can sort of see it.
25:58I'm a little, like, nerdy and awkward, and that's actually because I'm ambidextrous.
26:01Oh, shit.
26:02And I have a dual-dominant brain.
26:04Do you have a favorite performance memory?
26:07One of the coolest memories was performing at Wembley Stadium.
26:10Wow.
26:11It's the first time I experienced, like, when they say the crowd high.
26:14There's nothing like that.
26:15I got actually high, and I got lost.
26:19Like, I was on this thrust stage, and I went down, and I was just like...
26:23I'll have what she's having.
26:25I know.
26:25Well, speaking of being lost, one of my favorite personal songs ever is Idaway.
26:33This music video, because it's a one-shot video, how did you come with that idea?
26:38I was broke.
26:40I couldn't afford an editor.
26:42Yes.
26:43Couch High Kiki is going good.
26:46They're seeming to connect with Kaiza.
26:48I don't know.
26:49It's better than the realness.
26:50I'm going to tell you that.
26:51Now, we're about to go into our favorite segment, all right?
26:54So this is rapid-fire questions, all right?
26:57And you just answer with the first thing that pops up in your mouth.
27:00Okay, I'm scared.
27:00Yeah, don't be scared.
27:00No, don't be.
27:01Don't be scared.
27:02It's a good couch here.
27:03Very good talk.
27:03I love this talk show, by the way.
27:04Oh, thank you.
27:06Our ratings are going up the roof right now.
27:07Now, East Coast or West Coast?
27:10And be careful.
27:11I'm from the East Coast.
27:12I'm from the West Coast.
27:13Honestly, I find the East Coast more artistic.
27:16It is.
27:16But I like relaxing.
27:17I go to the West Coast to, like, disappear and kind of get into my soul, my, like, vanish.
27:23Sweet or salty?
27:24Salty.
27:25Sneakers or stilettos?
27:27Ah!
27:28I know.
27:29I like the sneaker stilettos.
27:32Have you seen that?
27:32Yes, yes, yes, yes.
27:34Ketchup on poutine.
27:36Agree?
27:37Yeah, okay, okay.
27:38I'm good.
27:39Gravy.
27:39Gravy ketchup.
27:40I'm there with you.
27:41We're trying to be inclusive here, but I'm with you.
27:44That's all the time we have.
27:46Thank you so much for taking the time to Kiki with us.
27:50Tune in tomorrow, where we will be joined by Brad Goreski.
27:54Where has he been?
27:56We will find out.
27:58I'm Sammy.
27:59I'm PM.
27:59And I'm Velma.
28:00Thanks for sitting with us at Couchside Kiki.
28:06Wow.
28:07I'm just really happy with what we did.
28:10Everything was so fast, but I have just a good feeling about it.
28:16It's elimination day, and some of these girls should be really worried because they forgot that a daytime talk show is still supposed to be entertaining.
28:22It's TV.
28:23We did really fucking good.
28:24None of us fucking stumbled.
28:26So I can acknowledge when I don't do well, but I can acknowledge when I do fucking well.
28:30And I did fucking well this week.
28:31I feel like we did do well.
28:33I feel like it really depends on the taste of the judges per each segment.
28:36You know what I mean?
28:37She was having fun with us.
28:39I really feel like she was having fun.
28:40She said it.
28:41That's the thing.
28:42We were having a Kiki.
28:43After seeing all these shady bitches have fake-ass alliances, I'm going to go align myself with the two realest people in this room.
28:52I think we need to get real right now because I haven't felt like I have anyone that really has my back.
29:01And I would love to have a weirdo clown alliance.
29:05Yeah, of course.
29:07Let's just do that trio.
29:09Like the three clowns, why not?
29:11I feel like these two are two people that I can rely on.
29:14And even for the weirdo queens, we had very daytime looks.
29:18Oh my God.
29:19Yeah.
29:20Yeah.
29:20It's time to send in the clowns.
29:25I don't know how many of you guys know this.
29:26I don't think I've shared it with that many people unless they knew like my day job about like a year or two ago.
29:31For like six years, I was in the military.
29:33Like that was like my regular job.
29:36Wow.
29:37And while I did that, like I still did drag.
29:40And I would get into drag like on the bases and like go to my show.
29:44That's iconic.
29:45And they knew.
29:46I didn't hide it.
29:47Like I never changed my voice.
29:48I never changed anything because like I've always wanted to be unapologetically myself.
29:52As I was there a longer time and more years, like people would like come out to me and stuff and say like how cool it was to see someone so queer and stuff in the army.
30:00But they're like just the fact that you can do that is like super cool.
30:03And honestly, that brought me so much joy.
30:05Dulce, have you ever like used a gun or like shot a gun or like done any of that?
30:09Girl, yes, I used to.
30:11I can like do like a machine gun, a regular gun.
30:14I can like take them apart, put them back together, blindfolded, honey.
30:17Like what?
30:18Yes, honey.
30:19Yes.
30:20Yes.
30:21Literally, yes.
30:22It's like Dulce knows how to assemble a gun blindfolded.
30:26Van, you in danger, girl.
30:28So we have a really exciting runway today, a perp walk to remember.
30:34Yes.
30:35What do you guys have?
30:37My runway today is probably the one that I'm most proud of.
30:41I am going to be talking about the bathhouse raids in the 80s.
30:48In Toronto, actually, there were bathhouses being raided and men, trans people, queer people were dragged out just in their skimpies, maybe undressed.
30:59And a lot of them were arrested just for being themselves in a space that they thought they could call home.
31:06And so I am going to be one of the people who got pulled out today.
31:11I love that.
31:12I'm pretty stoked.
31:13Sammy, what are you doing?
31:14I need to know.
31:16I'm going full silly.
31:17My whole thing is illegal injections.
31:20That's like what I'm arrested for.
31:22I'm going to be botched on the runway.
31:25As opposed to.
31:26As opposed to.
31:28As opposed to.
31:30What about you, Van?
31:33Mine's really personal.
31:34This last year I was diagnosed with HIV positive.
31:37Oh.
31:39And one of the first things that happened
31:41was this person called me and said like,
31:44hey, like, there's someone to talk to you about, like, all the legal issues.
31:48And I was like, what legal issues?
31:49And she was like, well, if you don't disclose your status when you're asleep with people,
31:52you can get charged with aggravated sexual assault.
31:55And I was like, even if I was undetectable,
31:57and she's like, yep, it doesn't matter.
31:58You have to always disclose it, um, or you could get arrested.
32:02When I, like, found out I think she'd be positive, I just couldn't believe it.
32:07And I felt guilty, but also, like, sad.
32:11Like, I felt like I did something wrong.
32:13Like, why did I feel that way?
32:15Like, why is, like, my first reaction that I, like, should feel bad?
32:18So my look is inspired by, I guess, my fears of, like,
32:22having my status used against me in a way that is, like, criminal
32:27and, like, could result in, like, I don't know, me going to jail
32:31or, like, just, like, being discriminated against.
32:33Like, a lot of this year has been, like, not getting upset with myself
32:36and, like, I'm not the problem.
32:42And it's, like, hard to unlearn.
32:46We love you so much.
32:49Oh, my God, I can't wait to see you.
32:50I just, like, feel like I don't know who I am anymore.
32:54Like, like, I just, like, don't know.
32:57Yeah, I don't know.
32:59It's hard to, like, express.
33:00Yeah.
33:01Yeah.
33:01Coming on here, I really want to, like,
33:05just show people a different side of it
33:06and that it's not everything you see in movies and TV shows
33:09and you don't get diagnosed with A3 positive one day
33:12and the next day you have AIDS and you're on your deathbed.
33:14There's a lot of stigma within the community about it,
33:18which is unfortunate and it's really sad.
33:21I want to learn more about what being A3 positive is
33:23and I want to break my own stigmas about it.
33:25If I could, like, sit back at the end of my life
33:29or my career in drag and be like,
33:30oh, I made a difference, that's, like, the best prize.
33:35How could you ask for anything better?
33:36Be patient with yourself
33:37and remember that you don't have to rush
33:41to figure everything out right now.
33:42No, totally.
33:43You can take your time.
33:45I'm honestly really proud of Van in this moment
33:47for being so vulnerable.
33:48I know that she is somebody that's kind of guarded.
33:50She has this hard exterior
33:51and I know that it is a huge step for her
33:54to come out and share her status with us.
33:56We love you, girl.
33:58We love you.
33:58We love you.
33:59We appreciate it.
34:01I love you, bitch.
34:02Love you, too.
34:02We love you, too.
34:33Bravo.
34:34Welcome to the main stage of Canada's drag race.
34:38She's my angel of the airwaves
34:40and Canada's sweetheart.
34:41It's Tracy Melshor.
34:43Hey, hey.
34:44Tracy, you've interviewed more A-list celebrities
34:46than anybody I can think of.
34:48I know.
34:49More than you can count.
34:51So more than seven?
34:52Precisely.
34:53And he's my favorite gossip girl.
34:56It's style superstar Carson Kressley.
34:59XOXO, Brooklyn.
35:01And she always hits the right note.
35:04It's chart-topper Kaisa.
35:06How did our talk show host make you feel?
35:08Oh, they made me want to hide away.
35:11Ooh.
35:11Uh.
35:12This week, we challenged our queens to dish on daytime TV.
35:17Racers, start shore engines.
35:19And may the best drag queen win.
35:25Category is...
35:27A perp walk to remember.
35:30First up, Saltina Shaker.
35:32The Iron Maiden is a medieval torture device.
35:35There are spikes in it.
35:36And it slowly closes.
35:38And eventually, you get very holy.
35:41As I walk out of it,
35:42I have these beads dripping,
35:45accentuating the holes in my body.
35:47Can someone please get her a Band-Aid?
35:50I am this medieval girl who stole a piece of bread.
35:54I know I'm guilty, but bitch, I was good.
35:56But I will need some rubbing alcohol for the wounds.
36:00Well, that didn't middle-age well.
36:02Ha, ha, ha, ha.
36:04Next, Dulce.
36:06Oh.
36:07Girl, I just went to the mall.
36:09I'm, like, taking stuff left and right.
36:11I made sure to wear my big jacket.
36:13But I didn't take the ink pad off before I stole it,
36:16so I kind of exploded.
36:17Money can't buy you class,
36:19but it can buy you ass.
36:21I just stole a little makeup palette,
36:23a little brush,
36:24because there's no discount better
36:26than a five-figure discount.
36:30Now, caramel.
36:32This is bullshit.
36:33Here I was, going for a stroll
36:34through the financial district,
36:36took a stop at the bank,
36:37and somehow I got this blue dial over me.
36:40How did that happen?
36:41Now, this is a look you can take to the bank.
36:43In the purse, of course.
36:44I already get my bail money,
36:45so, honey, I am not worried.
36:47This will put a stain on our permanent record.
36:49What was she inking?
36:54And now, Ebony LaBelle.
36:57Serving justice.
36:59I am wearing a gorgeous bodysuit
37:02with this beautiful chiffon train.
37:04It is a love letter to Miss Marsha P. Johnson.
37:07She died at Stonewall.
37:09No one died at Stonewall.
37:10Nobody died?
37:11I'm strutting down that runway,
37:13giving them that classic Ebony stomp.
37:16But then I'm also ready
37:17to throw the damn brick at the damn judges, okay?
37:19Because don't mess with me,
37:20because if I'm not in the top,
37:21this brick gonna get you.
37:24Next.
37:25Van Goss.
37:26So, my look is highlighting
37:27the whole of the justice system
37:28and how people living with HIV
37:31just don't really get a fair shot of it sometimes.
37:33And I am shedding the chains
37:35and the weight of these fucked up laws.
37:37Oh, hey, girl, let's link up.
37:40I feel like I'm showing the judges
37:42not only a great look,
37:44but also, like, who I am,
37:45and which is scary.
37:48And now, Maya Fox.
37:50Island gal.
37:52Prince Edward island gal.
37:54She is the village trollop.
37:57But, you know, in those days,
37:58you didn't have to do too much.
37:59Miss Thing only just showed her ankles,
38:01and it was over.
38:02So they're tying her up,
38:03they're throwing her in the slammer, honey,
38:05because she was trying to get herself a man.
38:07Girl, this is the stupidest,
38:09prettiest shit I've ever done in my life.
38:11All right, it is Man of Green Gables
38:14walking up in here.
38:17Next.
38:18PM.
38:20My runway today is totally inspired
38:22by the bathhouse raids in the 80s in Toronto.
38:26I want to make sure that I am flexing my muscles,
38:29sniffing my pits,
38:30being a little bit masculine
38:32for once on this runway.
38:34Shantae, you, they.
38:36This jug is filled with dirty socks
38:41and lots of underwear.
38:45And there is fluid
38:46that I am going to be drinking
38:49whether you like it or not.
38:50Oh, refreshing jock water.
38:53Gulp, gulp, bitches.
38:56Now, Velma Jones.
38:58My story is that
39:00she wanted to have the control
39:01of all the maple syrup.
39:03She jumped into one of the bins
39:05filled with maple syrup to hide.
39:08But it was too late.
39:09But the police were kind enough
39:11to let her have paper napkins.
39:12Talk about a sticky situation.
39:15Oh, my God, my fur is ruined.
39:17And, like, I just wanted to have
39:20all the maple syrup for myself.
39:24I'm not sure how I feel about this look.
39:26I'm waffling.
39:28And finally,
39:30Sami Landry.
39:32Oh, God.
39:33She knows how to inject
39:35a little fun into a look.
39:36My inspiration for this runway
39:38is the overfilling
39:40of the gays in our community.
39:42They have gone too far.
39:44She found her injections
39:45on Facebook Marketplace
39:47and got them done
39:48in the Tim Hortons parking lots.
39:51But you know what?
39:52She's still living.
39:53That's called ho-talks.
39:59Welcome, queens.
40:01Based on your talk show talent
40:03and runway presentations,
40:04the judges have made some decisions.
40:07When I call your name,
40:08please step forward.
40:10Van Gogh.
40:13Maya Fox.
40:15Velma Jones.
40:20You are safe.
40:23You may leave the stage.
40:26The rest of you represent
40:27the tops and the bottoms of the week.
40:30Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
40:33First up, Saltina Shaker.
40:35Oh.
40:36As a team,
40:37you were prepared
40:38and you had done your research,
40:42but it was missing
40:43the dynamic talk show energy.
40:45When you watch a talk show,
40:47it's a back and forth,
40:48it's a volley,
40:49and I really felt like
40:50that was missing.
40:52It felt a little bit flat.
40:54And this is a daytime talk show.
40:55It's supposed to be lively
40:56and engaging,
40:58and it felt more like monologues
41:00than conversations.
41:01You know, in a daytime format,
41:03people are sitting at home during the day
41:04and they kind of want to be part of the party.
41:06You kind of wanted to see,
41:07you know, you gals
41:07kiki-ing about important things,
41:10but having a fun time doing it.
41:12I love your look.
41:13Your body looks amazing,
41:15fantastic,
41:15and I just,
41:16I gagged when you came out
41:18of that medieval thing.
41:20I would have loved
41:20some more medieval-ish hair
41:22to go with it,
41:23but I appreciated the reveal,
41:25and I think this is a really cool take
41:27on a perp walk.
41:29Next up, Dulce.
41:31Hi.
41:32You were the lead moderator,
41:33and that is probably the toughest job
41:35on a daytime talk show,
41:36and I think you took that so seriously
41:38that you kind of got lost in the script.
41:41You were well-researched,
41:43and you were ready to talk about your topics,
41:45but it was almost like you were too ready.
41:47There was a bit of a seriousness
41:49all the way through.
41:50It felt like the TV turned on
41:53and you turned off.
41:54I really loved a lot of moments
41:56of what you were saying,
41:57but I felt just your body language
41:59was close to the camera.
42:01You could have just kind of opened your body up
42:03so we could see you a little more.
42:05This is one of my favorite looks
42:06I've seen you in.
42:07It's young, it's fresh, it's funky,
42:09it's a little bit Bange-y,
42:11a little bit shoplifting on Sesame Street,
42:14which I love.
42:15I wish I got a little bit more shoplifter from it.
42:17I wish you would have pulled like 10,000 things
42:20just to really sell the idea
42:22of what story you're telling.
42:23Next up, Caramelk.
42:25Hey.
42:26I get the sense that you are a quiet personality
42:29and you're not the loudest person in the room,
42:31which is something I can very much relate to.
42:33I'm the same way.
42:35But challenges like these are extra hard for us
42:38because we really have to go outside of our comfort zone
42:41and we have to go triple what we think we should be doing.
42:44It was about the energy level
42:46and I think that if you're not the most extroverted person,
42:49act.
42:50Just fake it till you make it.
42:52First of all,
42:52I actually think you have such a strong presence
42:55and I just felt, yeah,
42:56maybe you were playing it a little bit safe.
42:58I think this look,
42:59I know this is a bank robber gets shot
43:02with like, you know,
43:03the dye that identifies you as the robber.
43:06I wasn't really getting that from this look.
43:08I think the problem for me is the color.
43:10I would have loved
43:11if you had done a really contrasting color
43:13so the blue dye really popped on it for me.
43:16I think it's a very cool concept.
43:18I just don't think it's quite fully realized.
43:20Thank you so much.
43:22Next up, Ebony LaBelle.
43:24You were made for TV.
43:26I just wanted to watch you forever.
43:27You really brought the audience in
43:29and you made it fun.
43:31I love the wig.
43:32I love the look.
43:33The beat was beaten.
43:34I was channeling you.
43:35Oh, stop it.
43:37I literally got ready and was like,
43:38I look like Tracey Marshall right now.
43:39Well, I'm flattered.
43:41You're magnetic.
43:42I was drawn in.
43:43I had so much fun.
43:44I really felt like I was in the room.
43:46When you're comfortable,
43:47the audience is comfortable
43:48and that's gold for daytime television.
43:50Your look tonight, you know,
43:52the fact that you're paying tribute
43:53to Marsha P. Johnson,
43:54her impact is immeasurable.
43:58It's a little bit simple for me
43:59and there's a little bit of a fit issue with the crotch.
44:03Especially if we're doing something like a bodysuit,
44:05we have to make sure it fits perfectly.
44:07Next up, P.M.
44:09Hi, P.M.
44:10Hi.
44:11I think that's funny that your name is P.M.,
44:13but you're really, you're an A.M. kind of queen
44:16because you belong on daytime.
44:19I've done so many interviews
44:20and this was one of my favorites of, like, my whole career.
44:24You connected to our special guest,
44:27Kaiza, dancer to dancer.
44:29And you also showed her that you were listening to her.
44:32You showed your personality without taking over.
44:37Your look tonight,
44:39I am equally delighted and disgusted.
44:41Yay!
44:42I feel like this is P.M. core.
44:45And you also brought attention
44:46to a really important moment in our queer history.
44:48Just in a slightly more disgusting way.
44:51A little bit.
44:53Last but certainly not least,
44:54Sammy Landry.
44:56Hmm.
44:56You did such a good job being the mediator of the group.
45:01Like, I did feel like you really anchored the whole talk show.
45:06When Kaiza spoke about feeling like she was high at Wembley Stadium,
45:10you're like, I'll have what she's having.
45:12You were just really listening and responding and having fun.
45:15I really, really enjoyed you
45:16and I did not know how you were going to do in this challenge,
45:18so you really surprised me this week.
45:21This look looks like somebody put Jimbo in the microwave.
45:26This is the kind of level of crazy and manic and weird
45:29that I want to see from you.
45:31You're like Cindy Lou Who's slutty cougar stepmom,
45:35Tanya Lou Who.
45:36Tanya.
45:37Yeah.
45:38Her.
45:39Based on the judges' critiques,
45:41we have made some decisions.
45:45Sammy Landry,
45:46in the challenge and on the runway,
45:48you were the name on everyone's lips.
45:52Ebony LaBelle,
45:54this week you spilled the tea
45:55and we loved every drop.
45:59PM,
46:00you were a daytime delight
46:02and on the runway,
46:03you served the bathhouse down boots.
46:08Sammy Landry,
46:09congratulations.
46:11You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
46:14You have won $5,000 cash
46:17courtesy of Community One Foundation.
46:22Woo!
46:22Ebony,
46:23PM,
46:24great work this week.
46:27Saltina,
46:28Dulce,
46:29Caramelk,
46:30I'm sorry,
46:31but that means you are the bottom queens this week.
46:34Sammy,
46:34as this week's winner,
46:35you have earned the power of the golden beaver,
46:38granting you the ability
46:39to save one of the bottom queens
46:41from lip syncing for their life.
46:43As you untuck,
46:46the bottom three may plead their case.
46:48You may leave the stage.
46:50Here.
46:55Pitch up your feet,
46:56I gotta tidy up.
46:56I gotta make sure this set's nice and clean.
46:59The girls will be here any minute.
47:00Oh my God.
47:00Hurry up.
47:01It's a little messy,
47:02so we got the Man of Green Gables,
47:04you know,
47:04doing a little bit of housekeeping.
47:06Her East Coast is really coming out here.
47:08Oh, they're back.
47:10Oh, she's cleaning up.
47:11Oh my God.
47:11We've been cleaning up.
47:12Coming into Untucked,
47:13I feel so great.
47:16I won this week.
47:19Word.
47:19I feel fucking amazing.
47:23I'm a winner, baby.
47:26$5,000.
47:28I'm gonna go get some real injections.
47:30Who are the other girls in the top?
47:33Pia?
47:34Ebony.
47:34Ebony, okay.
47:36I have landed in the fucking top,
47:39and this makes me so excited.
47:41Surprise, bitches.
47:44I'm in the bottom.
47:46Yeah.
47:47They just want me to, like,
47:50I guess, like, break out of my shell more.
47:52I get it.
47:53It's like drag.
47:53It's better to go big
47:54rather than to go home, so.
47:57This is my first time here,
47:59and it honestly, it fucking sucks.
48:01I know that I'm retreating a little bit.
48:04I don't want that to be the reason why I go.
48:08I'm not fading into the background.
48:10I refuse.
48:11I'm realizing that I'm fucking worth it,
48:14that I'm deserving of being here,
48:16that I'm here for a reason,
48:18and that I am fucking talented.
48:21Melissa, what do they say about you?
48:22I just feel fucking, like, so stupid.
48:26I thought I was in the fucking top.
48:27So it makes me feel like, oh, obviously not.
48:30Like, I view my drag differently.
48:33I really thought I was in the top,
48:35and I was gonna win,
48:36and I feel like the dumbest bitch ever
48:38for, like, thinking that.
48:39I try to listen and think of, like,
48:41how to do what they want us to do,
48:44and I do the best,
48:46and it doesn't work.
48:49When has the challenge ever asked you
48:52to be serious, dry, and monotone?
48:56Kind of like your vagina.
48:58I have something I want to ask
49:02from the bottom three.
49:04I want to hear why you want to stay,
49:06but I think also I want to hear,
49:08if you stay,
49:09what are specific things
49:11that you know you need to work on
49:13to go better in this competition?
49:16Spicy.
49:17Girl, who dynamite you, Brooklyn?
49:19All of a sudden, you're like,
49:20well, tell me how you're gonna improve yourself.
49:22Bitch, how are you gonna improve yourself?
49:24You still shit.
49:24Well, I will go first.
49:27I'm often afraid to come across
49:30as ironically too confident.
49:32I feel that.
49:33Because at any point that I am,
49:35someone is gonna tear me down.
49:37Someone's gonna tell me that I don't deserve
49:38what the fuck I have.
49:40I relate to that, yeah.
49:41And this competition has made me realize that,
49:44you know what, maybe I do deserve this.
49:46Maybe I do deserve my TikTok following.
49:48Maybe I do deserve that win.
49:49I've knocked down all those walls,
49:52the self-doubt, the overconfidence,
49:54the arrogance, the fear.
49:56I want to know what's next.
49:58I'm staying no matter what.
50:02I bet you wish you gave the beaver to Sammy now.
50:04I was like...
50:07Baby, put Saltina in the bottom two.
50:10Make her lip sync.
50:11Let's go.
50:12You want to get the top four spot.
50:13You want to win.
50:14Let's see it.
50:15Girl, fuck friendships.
50:17Coming here, I want to show that I'm more than just
50:19somebody that can twirl on stage.
50:20I want to show more my personality.
50:22It's insane, the amount of growth I feel like
50:24I've learned and grown as a person.
50:26And I want to continue that.
50:28I want to continue to show it and to prove it.
50:30Fuck the noise.
50:31I'm just going to say what I have to say.
50:33Save me.
50:33Don't save me.
50:34I'll turn it out.
50:35Well, I think I'm the only one of these two
50:37that hasn't said that you should have been
50:38in the bottom are gone home, so take that
50:40as a consideration.
50:41No, you said it.
50:43I'm a fucking fierce queen.
50:45You are.
50:45At, like, everything I do.
50:47I've gone through, like, so much fucking shit
50:49and always made it through the other end.
50:51I will get through this as well.
50:53I will be here no matter what,
50:54because I'm supposed to be here.
50:56I deserve to be saved because
50:57I wasn't the worst this week.
50:59And, like, girl, I'll give you a vape.
51:02I could save Saltina.
51:05She's a great friend of mine,
51:06but she is a threat.
51:08I could save Caramel.
51:10She didn't do that bad in the challenge,
51:13but she is a lip-sync assassin.
51:16Looking at Dulce, she's wearing my earrings.
51:19If she goes home, she might steal them.
51:21Oh, my God, that's a lot to think about.
51:23Oh, horrible.
51:32Welcome back, queens.
51:33Sammy Landry.
51:35Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
51:37Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
51:40The queen that I choose to save is...
51:44Saltina.
51:48We'll all be damned.
51:50There we go.
51:54Saltina Shaker, you are out of the woods this week.
51:58You may join your sisters at the back.
52:02I love you.
52:04Love you.
52:06Dulce, Caramel, I'm sorry,
52:09but this means you are both up for elimination.
52:12Two queens stand before us.
52:16Prior to tonight,
52:18you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance
52:20of Dancing and Crying by Kaisa.
52:23This is your last chance to impress us
52:25and save yourself from elimination.
52:28The time has come
52:32for you to lip-sync
52:34for your life.
52:42Good luck.
52:44And don't fuck it.
52:51Some will say you can never have a thing or magic.
52:55Some will say you can never go a thing or happen.
52:59Baby, where you gonna go?
53:00Baby, where you gonna go?
53:00You never could imagine.
53:02You never could imagine.
53:04You're ready for it.
53:05Sometimes you just have to go
53:09where nobody can fall.
53:13Who's yourself?
53:15Who's control?
53:17When you get there, you're snowing, you're snowing, you're snowing.
53:21You could talk with your body.
53:23You could dance with your soul.
53:25I could feel you crying.
53:27That's the start of the show.
53:28Let your feelings drop down low.
53:30Then go back to the floor.
53:32And it's time when we prepare
53:34for where we're about to go, yeah.
53:36Tonight, it's getting emotional.
53:38And when you lose yourself,
53:40so that it's too short.
53:42We will all get out alive,
53:44but we'll never be the same.
53:46What we're losing, we'll be fighting good.
53:49We're dancing, now we're crying.
53:51We're dancing, now we're crying.
53:53Woo!
53:54Ha-ha-ha!
53:55Ha-ha-ha!
54:03You come free of my land.
54:06Tonight, we're dancing, now we're crying.
54:10So I say you can never ever think of magic.
54:14So I say you can never go where they gon' happen.
54:18Baby, where you gonna go?
54:19So you never could imagine.
54:21You never could imagine.
54:23Go out and fly off the radar.
54:26Go out to red-eye.
54:28We are the sun and drips,
54:30but I won't let it go, let it go, let it go.
54:32Oh, oh.
54:33Like a dynamo.
54:34Oh, oh.
54:35Come on, baby.
54:36Then it's what you know.
54:39Sometimes you just have to go
54:44where nobody can fall.
54:48Lose yourself.
54:50Lose control.
54:52When we can tell your story goes down.
54:55Woo!
54:56Hey!
54:57Double whammy!
54:58Yay!
54:59Ha-ha!
55:00Woo!
55:01Ha-ha!
55:02Woo!
55:03Woo!
55:34You two are phenomenal.
55:39Please, come perform with me sometime.
55:41It would be amazing.
55:43Queen, we have made our decision.
55:50Caramelk, Shantae, you stay.
55:55Thank you so much.
55:58You may join the others.
55:59I love you so much.
56:00I'm so happy to be here with you.
56:05Fuck.
56:09Dulce, a queen by any other name wouldn't be as sweet.
56:14We love you.
56:16I don't think I'll ever be able to express how much being here means to me.
56:23Thank you for everything.
56:25Now sashay away.
56:26Love you so much.
56:35Well, I knew I should have gone for Drag Race Mexico.
56:38No.
56:39No.
56:45Am I happy with the placement that I got this season?
56:49Well, no.
56:50I wish I could say, well, yes, but it is what it is.
56:53Oh, my God.
56:54I just realized I didn't do the white under my eye.
56:57Girl, that's why they sent me home.
56:59I want people to know that, like, I worked really hard.
57:01If someone, like, that came from, like, where I'm from and I, like, looks what I look like,
57:06made it on to here, like, so can you?
57:09This was such a big dream of mine to be here.
57:12But it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I wouldn't take it back.
57:15Bye, y'all.
57:17And I'm keeping this.
57:18I don't give a fuck.
57:23Congratulations, queens.
57:26You live to slay another day.
57:29But don't get too comfortable.
57:33Next week, two of you will be going home.
57:38Girl, gag it.
57:39Because the slay-offs are back.
57:43Oh, ho, ho, ho.
57:45Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
57:49Yay.
57:49The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
57:52So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
57:58Beard!
58:00That's right.
58:01Now let the music play!
58:03You wear it well.
58:04Stretch it, stick, stick, paint it on.
58:07You wear it well.
58:08Use your suits, you, ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:11Work it for me, work it for me, me.
58:15You wear it, you wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:21Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:23We have the lip sync battle.
58:25I bought it!
58:25These lips are ready to lip sync, mama.
58:32Alliance.
58:33Yes.
58:34If it comes down to it, I'll pass one, eat the peeper.
58:37If I get it.
58:38That's the cheat.
58:39You know, people are looking a little sideways.
58:41And I'm sure they would love to see us fall.
58:43Are y'all ready for volume three of the Canada's Drag Race lip sync slayoffs?
58:49When I'm done with you, you're going home in a lobster trap.
58:52Take your moment to have fun on the stage, because I will be advancing.
58:55My face physically hurts from smiling, because I don't do it a lot.
59:02I don't do it a lot.
59:04I don't do it.
59:05I don't do it.
59:06I don't do it.
59:07I don't do it.
59:08I don't do it.
59:09I don't do it.
59:10I don't do it.
59:11I don't do it.
59:12I don't do it.
59:13I don't do it.
59:14I don't do it.
59:15I don't do it.
59:16I don't do it.
59:17I don't do it.
59:18I don't do it.
59:19I don't do it.
59:20I don't do it.
59:21I don't do it.
59:22I don't do it.
59:23I don't do it.
59:24I don't do it.
59:25I don't do it.
59:26I don't do it.
59:27I don't do it.
59:28I don't do it.
59:29I don't do it.
59:30.
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