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00:00What are these for?
00:01Premier League nightly wins.
00:03Is that from this year?
00:04Probably this year or last year.
00:06Yeah. How many did you get? Five this year?
00:08Four, yeah.
00:09Five. And you get a nice bonus as well, don't you,
00:11for winning the night.
00:12We can all do the maths, Luke. What's that?
00:14Five times. You're doing all right.
00:16Nice. Some nice family photos.
00:19But you can do all this.
00:20You can't pass your driving theory.
00:27This is what we've tuned in for.
00:29Muno, look at this.
00:30Oh! Wow!
00:32It's pretty racy telly, isn't it?
00:34Oh!
00:35Ah! What?!
00:37Oh, no!
00:38Oh, this is awful.
00:39You're crying.
00:41Oh!
00:42Oh, I'm happy.
00:43Yeah. That makes me happy.
00:45This is a bit of you.
00:46My people.
00:47Fish bump me!
00:49We've all got an undercarriage.
00:50Oh, you don't know.
00:51Grow up!
00:53In the summer of 2025,
00:56we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:00Singletons were full of hope as they looked for love abroad on Discovery+.
01:04People probably say, I'm a people pleaser.
01:06I like to say yes, not no.
01:09And I have, like, a resting happy face.
01:11A resting happy face?
01:12I think that would annoy me quite quick.
01:14Someone's just almost like this.
01:16Yeah, you're one of those people that frown upon people's happiness.
01:20No, I don't.
01:22You are.
01:22Like, that's such an amazing trait to have.
01:25And you're like, oh, you'd dump someone because they're too happy.
01:29The hardest working man in pop was on his travels on ITV.
01:35I'm Gary Barlow from Take That.
01:37There's a big audience out there and we're ready.
01:41And we're on a huge world tour.
01:43I saw Jason Orange the other day.
01:45And I've got to tell you this is the truth.
01:46No one sees him and everyone's looking for him on Reddit.
01:48This is true.
01:49And he did like a traitors.
01:50When he recognised, when he realised I'd recognised him,
01:53I was in Muswell Hill.
01:54This is God's honest truth.
01:55I was like, that's Jason Orange.
01:56And he went like this.
01:57What, he hid?
01:58Hood and sort of smiled and scurried off.
02:00And then I Googled it and no one knows where he is.
02:05What did you Google? Where's Jason Orange?
02:07It's an orange. What's he been up to?
02:09Does he live in Muswell Hill?
02:12And the bed hopping began on ITV too.
02:15Is everyone happy now in their new couples?
02:17I don't even feel like I need to say too much, lad.
02:21I am glad, though, that I'm not in the dating game anymore.
02:25And to be clear, I never was.
02:27How did you meet your missus?
02:29Well, I did the classic move of working with her for a year.
02:32Oh, okay.
02:33Player!
02:35He got game!
02:43In Essex...
02:45They're lovely, Chris, then.
02:46Mm, I like them.
02:47They're kettle chips.
02:49Oh, they were the kettle ones. They're nice.
02:51They cook them in a kettle.
02:52Rylan and his mum, Linda.
02:55So, you know, like, your kettle?
02:56Yeah.
02:56For example, you could slice up potato.
02:58Right, they're saying the wind up.
02:59I'm telling you now, Mum.
03:00You slice... That's why they're called kettle chips.
03:02Oh, I'm going to try, then.
03:03You slice up potato, put it in...
03:05Yeah.
03:05And...
03:06And the salt got...
03:07You're winding me up, aren't you?
03:10Oh, is that your bear's arm?
03:11I'm sorry.
03:13Do you know what?
03:14No, it's only when you said,
03:15I'm going to try it, I thought you'd better...
03:17No, you can burn the ass, though.
03:20In June, it was time to find out how clever some famous faces were on ITV.
03:26I'm actually getting a little bit hot now, thinking about the fact we're going to have
03:29to try and answer this question, and I think you're going to get it.
03:32And I'm not, because the 1% topic is not my comfort zone.
03:34How would you say your general knowledge is?
03:37Not good.
03:38No, I'll be honest, that was the answer as I expected.
03:40Yeah, and you got the right answer.
03:42You just have no general knowledge, because you don't watch the news.
03:46I do watch the news.
03:47Do you?
03:47Yeah.
03:48I always swipe to the little side light thing on my phone.
03:51I don't mean the news on your phone, I mean on the TV.
03:53Yeah, I watch you.
03:54Do you?
03:55When Mum puts it on.
03:57Tonight, our contestants are all professional footballers and celebrities who support Soccer Aid.
04:02Why haven't they asked me to play in Soccer Aid?
04:05Oh, I hate it when they do celebrity versions of stuff.
04:09It's never as good as just the normal ones.
04:16I normally do quite all right on this.
04:19You're good at any quiz, you are.
04:20It's time for our first question.
04:24Right, get ready, lock in.
04:25Right, lock in, lock in.
04:2690%, this is always easy.
04:28This is like, what day is it?
04:29Mm-hmm.
04:30Which of the following three pieces doesn't correctly match the image?
04:35Ooh, I like Jill Scott.
04:36I do.
04:40Easily, the ear.
04:41Earring B.
04:42Yeah, hearing B.
04:43Wait, the eye?
04:44No, it's not the eye.
04:44No, the earring.
04:46What, doesn't match?
04:47Doesn't match.
04:49No, I think there's an extra wrinkle there and there shouldn't be.
04:52But then it, no, because of her mouth.
04:54Oh, my God.
04:55I think her eye is okay.
04:56The mouth isn't.
04:57I think it's the eyebrow.
04:58No, it's B.
04:59It's A.
05:00It's B.
05:03Nobody should get this wrong.
05:05We can't be out for this one.
05:07See, that's the thing as well.
05:08They always make it easy for celebrities because you're all thick.
05:11Yeah.
05:12I've even forgot what we did.
05:14Yeah.
05:14We were just naming what we did.
05:16Did we do?
05:16Yeah, yeah.
05:18One out?
05:20Right, we lost one of you.
05:24He's a referee.
05:25Is he?
05:25Yeah.
05:26Do you know what they say about referees, boy?
05:28You don't know what you're doing.
05:31He's the ref that's always on Sky, stands by the wrong decisions.
05:35So I'm glad he's out.
05:36It's B, because the earring is different on Jill's ear.
05:39Woo!
05:40We got it right, B.
05:41Yes, indeed.
05:4290% of the country got that right.
05:44And you and the ref got it wrong.
05:47Let's move on to the 35% question.
05:49Oh, 35, man.
05:50Oh, no.
05:51Get on your game.
05:52This is going to be hard.
05:52Oh, trickier.
05:54Oh.
05:55Which Premier League football team is this rhyming code for?
05:58Nest Jam.
06:00Nest Jam.
06:01It's not West Ham, is it?
06:04He's on it.
06:04He's on it.
06:05It's West Ham.
06:06West Ham.
06:07Why is it West Ham?
06:08Nest Jam.
06:11Bird's Nest Jam Jam.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Bird's Nest Jam Jam.
06:16Come on.
06:16Tottenham.
06:18Nespot.
06:18Tottenham.
06:19Tottenham.
06:19It's rhyming.
06:21Yes, bro.
06:21Tottenham.
06:25Premier League football for West Ham.
06:26Nest.
06:27West Ham.
06:28Liverpool.
06:29I don't know all the teams.
06:30Arsenal.
06:30Uh, Brentford.
06:32Nest Jam.
06:33Nest Jam.
06:34No, don't say Nest Jam.
06:35You said Nest Jam 17 times now.
06:36It's not helping.
06:37West Ham!
06:38West Ham!
06:39What?
06:40Nes...
06:41..and Villa.
06:42Uh, no idea.
06:44Nest Jam.
06:45Nest Jam.
06:45Nest Jam.
06:46West Jam.
06:47West Ham!
06:49West Ham.
06:50West Ham rhymes with nest jam.
06:52I can't believe you actually got that right.
06:54That's fucking unbelievable.
06:56Mmm.
06:57I'm not going to lie.
06:57That was very quick from me.
06:58I'm quite proud of that.
06:59That's it.
06:59Nest Jam!
07:00And, yeah, if you say it quick and far...
07:02Ooh, ooh, ooh.
07:03Nest Jam!
07:04I don't know their charm.
07:05Oh, sir.
07:06Yeah, you've never been to a football game.
07:08Ooh, ooh, ooh.
07:10West Ham!
07:11It's time for the 30% question.
07:13Come on, Perry.
07:14Head in the game.
07:1530% question.
07:17What does that even mean?
07:18Which England footballer is spelt out in this code below?
07:22Oh, no.
07:23Eh?
07:23How am I supposed to know hieroglyphics?
07:25I used to know them.
07:26I used to learn them.
07:27I used to have a hieroglyphics bookmark on papyrus.
07:30What?
07:34They've got to be roaming letters of summer.
07:36Snake-eye bird wave.
07:38Whale comb eye foot wings.
07:41What?
07:42Let me concentrate.
07:44Oh, er...
07:46It's got Frank Kirby, I think.
07:48I think one of us has to just gamble.
07:49You have to go summer and I'll go summer.
07:51Otherwise, we're both out.
07:52Hey, Mary Earps.
07:56I'm going to go Frank Kirby.
07:58It's Frank Kirby.
07:59Because the second letter of the first name
08:01and the third letter of the last name
08:03are the same in Fran and Kirby.
08:06Makes no sense at all.
08:07Absolutely not.
08:08I think I'm using a pass.
08:09Definitely use my pass.
08:11Let's see who got it right.
08:12Everyone's going to be out.
08:13This is going to separate the wheat from the chaff.
08:15I'll tell you that for now.
08:18Oh, and they're just ticking them off.
08:21Well, and me.
08:22No, because we used a pass.
08:23It's Frank Kirby.
08:24The only symbol that is repeated
08:26represents the second letter of the first name
08:28and the third letter of the second name.
08:30Mmm!
08:31Mmm!
08:33Ross, you need to go on there.
08:34Is that going to be our most clever now?
08:37Oh, no.
08:37Absolutely not.
08:38You took a guess and I took a guess.
08:40Strategically, we've played for each other there
08:41because we took a punt each.
08:43After whittling down the sports stars and celebrities
08:45here in the studio,
08:46we are left with the 1% question.
08:48This is it.
08:49Right, deals, come on.
08:49In the opening verse to the original version of Three Lions,
08:54what two words feature exactly three times in the lyrics?
08:59Three Lions.
09:00Lamb, please don't.
09:01They've seen it all before.
09:04They just know they're so sure.
09:09Is it it?
09:10It.
09:11It.
09:12It.
09:13It.
09:13It.
09:14It.
09:15It.
09:18It.
09:19It.
09:19It.
09:20So it's it and no?
09:21No.
09:21Ah!
09:22It and no.
09:23England is going to throw, blow it away, but no.
09:25So no.
09:26Is it no?
09:27I don't know.
09:30Oh, this game's stressing me out.
09:32Three no's.
09:33It's no and it.
09:34No and it.
09:35Yeah, there's three no's.
09:36No and it.
09:37No and it.
09:39It and no.
09:40It and no.
09:41That's what I said.
09:42I said no, did I?
09:44Yeah, you said no.
09:48Yeah!
09:51It's literally the greatest moment of my life.
09:53Oh, that's fucking...
09:54Why didn't they ask you on then?
09:56I can't believe it.
09:57And they all thought I was dopey.
09:59Yeah.
09:59But why did we get it right?
10:01Because you're fucking intelligent.
10:03You're answering things right and you just do it automatically.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Yeah, without thought.
10:08Since you start thinking.
10:09I do everything without thought.
10:11I mean, there's nothing worse than fucking thinking, is there?
10:14Yeah, yeah.
10:21In Brighton.
10:23I like your socks, Joe.
10:24They're tartan.
10:26Where are they from?
10:27Scotland.
10:28Friends Roisin and Joe.
10:30You're not from Scotland.
10:32I get all my socks in Scotland.
10:33You don't get all your socks in Scotland?
10:35I do.
10:35I get my socks in Scotland,
10:37and my trousers from Wales,
10:39and my top and my underwear from England.
10:43And Ireland, I accessorise.
10:46I accessorise from Ireland.
10:48Okay.
10:49Socks from Scotland,
10:50trousers from Wales,
10:52tops and underwear from England.
10:54I don't care about the rest of your clothes.
10:56Okay.
10:56I only care about the socks.
10:58The rest of your clothes are boring.
10:59The socks add some pizzazz.
11:00Do you want me to work up my luggage?
11:01No.
11:02No.
11:02Mainland Europe.
11:04In July, there was some transatlantic dating on Discovery Plus.
11:09Hey, Clay, you're single.
11:10Would you let me match make you?
11:11No.
11:11No.
11:12What do you mean, no, right away?
11:13Who would you put me with?
11:14Would you not trust me?
11:16I don't know.
11:16I once went on a date where I lived in Paris with a French girl.
11:23Oh, woo-hoo, la-la.
11:25So I might be able to bring some expertise to this.
11:28I've got a friend who's married to someone who lives abroad,
11:31and he quite likes it because he's got to come back here for work,
11:32so he gets to be away from it quite a lot.
11:35That sounds like a good relationship.
11:36Oh, yeah, rock solid.
11:38I'm Victoria.
11:39Hi, Victoria.
11:40I like her already.
11:41I love her.
11:42In a few hours, I'm headed to the airport, going to Ireland.
11:46Ireland.
11:46You do love Irish accent.
11:47I love an Irish accent.
11:48I mean, I do love a ginger.
11:50I love a ginger.
11:51I love a ginger.
11:52That's why I'm going to Ireland.
11:53Love some freckles.
11:54They drink a lot.
11:56I mean, she has to stereotype the whole notion there.
11:58She's going to Ireland because she thinks they drink a lot,
12:00they're ginger, and they have freckles.
12:03Sorry.
12:04She calls herself an equal opportunity dater.
12:08This is the matchmaker.
12:09But what it actually means is that she's desperate to date anyone.
12:15She's desperate to date anyone.
12:17I want to see your wish list.
12:19Oh, wish list.
12:20Here we go.
12:21Right, let's find out what she wants.
12:22So, what have we got here?
12:24Okay, full head of hair.
12:27Full head of hair.
12:28Good.
12:29No bald people.
12:30Right.
12:30Because I feel like I'm, like, spontaneous,
12:32and I want someone with, like, a dark side.
12:35A dark side?
12:36Yeah, I'm really into goths.
12:38Yeah, or evil villains.
12:40Yeah, preferably stroking a cat on a spinning chair.
12:44Or what, tattoos?
12:45Do, like, drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:47Did she say drugs?
12:49Did she say drugs?
12:50You know, someone who could do drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:53I thought she said that.
12:54What the fuck?
12:55Someone, like, wild, like, maybe they've been arrested.
12:58I've been in prison.
13:01She wants an absolute rogue.
13:02You know what you say?
13:03I quite like bad boys, but I shouldn't.
13:05She got really excited.
13:06I need him to have been arrested.
13:08Maybe a few tattoos, preferably on the neck.
13:11I really love a mugshot.
13:12More.
13:15Today is my first official date.
13:17Katerina has picked an oyster farm for our date spot.
13:19An oyster farm.
13:20Bit obvious.
13:21An oyster farm with a bad boy.
13:23So, the match I have for Victoria is Dave.
13:26Dave.
13:27Dave.
13:28Dave.
13:29The dangerous Dave.
13:30Dangerous Dave.
13:32Oh, watch out.
13:33Let's see if an Irish bad boy is the kind of guy Victoria needs.
13:38Irish bad boy.
13:39Come on.
13:40Where's Dave at?
13:44Frickin' hell.
13:48It's so hard.
13:49Why does he sound like the cross-channel fairy?
13:54How are you?
13:54Good, how are you?
13:55Very good.
13:56Nice to meet you.
13:56He looks like a nice boy.
13:58Nice.
13:58He looks quite nice, doesn't he?
14:01So, just there.
14:04There you go.
14:05Oh, God.
14:05Don't give Dangerous Dave a hose.
14:08Can I blast myself with it?
14:09Can I blast myself with it?
14:13Whoa.
14:16He's mad.
14:17He's mad.
14:19Fucking mad.
14:20That was kind of sore, actually.
14:21Of course it was.
14:23You've just jet washed your face, Dave.
14:25Probably got a black eye.
14:29Yeah, not sure, actually.
14:30Victoria seems like she's up for good fun, and I really like that about her.
14:34I appreciated that.
14:35So, like, I wouldn't mind, like, sleeping with her.
14:42Dave is unbelievable.
14:44That is definitely an aphrodisiac.
14:46I am getting so excited.
14:47I'm feeling randy now.
14:48What about you?
14:49You sweet-talking bastard.
14:51Imagine in broad daylight, without a drink, without even a bit of flirting, someone just goes,
14:57I've got the horn for you.
14:59Just to let you know, I have an erection.
15:02I've had four oysters and I'm as hard as a tank.
15:06Let me try some, like, the green sauce.
15:10Do you...
15:10How's that?
15:10Oh, that's a good...
15:11Is that enough?
15:11He's put too much on there.
15:13And this is going to be another Dave Wild moment, isn't it?
15:17Not wild.
15:17Yeah.
15:22Look, that's taken the horn out of him.
15:26Speaking of spice, let's put some in my heart.
15:29Please do it.
15:30Please do it.
15:30No, it's...
15:30Please do it.
15:31Please do it.
15:34What are you doing?
15:35No!
15:36No!
15:36What the fuck?
15:37No, no, no!
15:38Oh!
15:38Oh!
15:45Imagine being on a date.
15:48So wondrous.
15:50Oh, my eye!
15:54She's an absolute fucking lunatic.
15:57For her next date, great icebreaker.
16:01But to be able to go, what's your worst first date?
16:03No one would believe her.
16:04Yeah, that's true.
16:05A guy turned up with a train horn, told me he was horny,
16:08and then poured Tabasco in his eyes.
16:11Yeah, and sprayed himself in the face with a high-pressured hose.
16:16In Manchester...
16:18Do you know what?
16:18In all my time, I've never been on a parent's WhatsApp group.
16:22How good is that?
16:23That's terrible.
16:25Friends Mark and Kelly.
16:27Oh, they're funny, though.
16:28They're not.
16:29They are.
16:30I always clap rep when you...
16:31Class rep when you...
16:36Class rep?
16:38Yeah.
16:38What did you have to do to be class rep?
16:40I don't know, but I put a lot of GIFs on my WhatsApps.
16:42You'd have hated me.
16:43You'd just put GIFs on your WhatsApps all the time.
16:46You'd have hated me.
16:47I would put little things out and go,
16:49Morning, everyone!
16:50Leave.
16:52Leave.
16:53Mark Chapman has left the group.
16:58In the summer, we were taken on another big boating adventure with this.
17:02Quick, hurry up, because we're going to miss canal boat diaries.
17:06If you don't change the channel.
17:08Have you been on a canal boat?
17:10Yeah, bro.
17:10Slept on one.
17:11Really?
17:12Horrible experience.
17:13I'm Robbie Cumming.
17:19That's me.
17:19Hello.
17:20That's him.
17:20I've watched this before.
17:21I love him.
17:22You know what?
17:22I think Robbie's now become one of me heroes.
17:25And this is my narrowboat home.
17:28The Naughty Lass.
17:29The Naughty Lass.
17:30Hello.
17:31I like that.
17:32I like that name.
17:33Naughty Lass.
17:34Double entendre.
17:35Come on.
17:35Come on.
17:36I learned that word recently, you know.
17:37What?
17:38Really?
17:39I've been waiting to use it, boy.
17:41Lovely start to the morning.
17:43He just had his hands in the Naughty Lass's gearbox, then.
17:46Can you show that on the telly?
17:50This time, I'm tackling the Basingstoke Canal.
17:52The Basingstoke Canal.
17:55Don't want to throw shade at anyone here.
17:58Doesn't sound amazing.
18:04Do you reckon by lock three, it's a bit boring?
18:06I think it's...
18:07Like, the first one's quite fun.
18:08Yeah, then...
18:09The second one, you get the end of it, and then you're like, are this again?
18:11Novelty's worn off.
18:12Yeah.
18:13This trip is likely to be a bit of a challenge for me.
18:17Go on.
18:18The Basingstoke Canal is notorious for weed.
18:22Basingstoke Canal's notorious for weed.
18:25It is.
18:25Always, always was.
18:26Always was, yeah.
18:27Always was, mate.
18:27Weed?
18:28Weed.
18:28What?
18:29Weed, weed.
18:30Oh.
18:31Getting caught on the propeller.
18:33Oh, no, weeds.
18:34Oh, weeds.
18:35I thought you meant weeds.
18:36No.
18:37Although it's somewhere I'm really looking forward to exploring, there is a side of me that's
18:41thinking, can I actually make it to the end?
18:43I don't know.
18:44Oh, shit.
18:44There's the jeopardy.
18:45Robbie, don't be mad.
18:47Turn back.
18:48It's the Basingstoke Canal!
18:50As soon as I enter it, there's a massive raft of weeds.
18:54Oh.
18:55He's got to get through those weeds.
18:56Yeah.
18:57And what we know, the Basingstoke Canal is notorious for them, Denise.
19:02Here we go.
19:02I love you.
19:04Go on.
19:05Thankfully, that weed wasn't a worry.
19:08Oh, thank God for that.
19:09That's it.
19:10I'm so happy for you.
19:11Woo!
19:12Right, another early morning and I just need to make myself some breakfast before I set
19:18off.
19:18Oh, what's he going to have?
19:20This is going to be interesting.
19:22What's he got?
19:24Looking at my supplies here of my homemade muesli.
19:28That needs to be topped up.
19:30Oh, there's nothing like watching someone make their own muesli.
19:34I'll tell you what, mate.
19:36That's it.
19:36Life in the fast lane.
19:38Add some more oats, some seeds, dried fruit.
19:43That's not breakfast.
19:45No.
19:46And I usually put in some kind of naughty sugary cereal, so I've got some hoops.
19:51Hang on, he's chucked some Cheerios in there.
19:54That's not healthy.
19:55Oh, is this the most wholesome but boring man up here?
19:59And guys, no one said anything but frosted trillies.
20:03It's like, ooh!
20:09Oh, I feel sorry for him now.
20:10Why?
20:11I don't know.
20:13Look at him, look at his little hat.
20:14That's so patronising.
20:15Look at his little hat.
20:19He's coming into fleet.
20:21Oh, he's coming into fleet now.
20:24I've just seen possibly the lowest bridge that I've ever come across.
20:28Oh.
20:29Oh, no.
20:30This is the highlight of his day.
20:35This is hilarious.
20:39That's going to be tricky.
20:42I think it's stuck.
20:43I think the boat gets stuck.
20:44Well, if it does, it'll liven it the fuck up.
20:46Yeah.
20:48Oh, no!
20:50Oh, Robbie!
20:51I think there might have been some breakage.
20:54Oh, shit.
20:55He's going to be stuck.
20:56This is what we've tuned in for.
20:59The boat is basically wedged underneath this bridge.
21:02Why did he go that far in?
21:04I don't know what I'm going to do.
21:05And they thought the weed was going to be the problem.
21:09Common sense.
21:10Like, why did he not think, oh, I'm not getting under there.
21:14Take all the stuff off.
21:15He's used all his energies on knocking up his own muesli.
21:18Yeah.
21:18I have to call my friend Jamie.
21:19He lives locally with his family.
21:22And he helped me the other day.
21:23So I'm hoping he can help me again.
21:25Unless he's fucking Superman or something.
21:28What do you want?
21:30I imagine turning up to that and going, what the fuck do you want?
21:32What do you want me to do?
21:34Yeah, why have you called me?
21:35Well, because you're a mate and I know you live local.
21:38You know, I work in an office.
21:41He came down, jumped on the front of the boat adding a bit more weight.
21:45He jumped way out.
21:47Does he?
21:48That gave us just enough room with Jamie on the front to get the boat underneath the bridge.
21:53Wow.
21:54And he's through.
21:55Oh, thank God.
21:56That was touch and go then.
21:59Thanks for rescuing me.
22:01Thanks, Jamie.
22:02See you.
22:03Is this actually a show?
22:04Yeah, yeah.
22:05I'll be honest with you.
22:06He's not done a good job of showing you how good a life could be on a little narrow boat.
22:10No.
22:11What he has done is show you what it's really like.
22:13No.
22:14He has.
22:14You need to eat food out of boxes.
22:16You get stuck under branches.
22:18You know the way television works.
22:20It was all ex-factored and made to look more interesting than what it was.
22:24That was more interesting.
22:25Yes.
22:34In Essex.
22:36Do I tell you what shocks me to this day?
22:38I can't get over it.
22:39Do you ever want your pack of dishwasher tablets off?
22:41I don't know why they're pricing them there.
22:42Yeah.
22:43You need a small mortgage for dishwasher tablets.
22:47Best mates Jordan and Perry.
22:49Oh, sorry.
22:50If I take them home and I've got to rip the packet open.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Fuming.
22:54It's not like a little pop that pops.
22:55Yeah.
22:56But even when you rip the packet open, I find it all the time.
22:58It's like putting my hand and you put your hand in it.
23:00A lot of them are burst.
23:02Like all the time.
23:02Maybe I'm just too rough.
23:04No, you're heavy-handed.
23:04I am quite heavy-handed.
23:06I love, I'm nine and ever burst.
23:07I like doing that and then go.
23:10Okay.
23:10I think you need to, you need to grow up a bit better.
23:13Really?
23:13Yeah, but that's how you turn the dishwasher on.
23:15I think you need to live a little.
23:16Next time.
23:17Next time.
23:19Behind that packet, I'm telling you, do that.
23:24Is that it?
23:25Yeah, but it's better without the eye contact.
23:30Back in June, Weatherfield's finest were on the warpath again on ITV.
23:35I've done something in coronation sheet.
23:37I could never tell anyone.
23:39I went to a party there once.
23:41I won't let you know what happened, but it's...
23:43What, you mean on set?
23:44On set.
23:45It's the back of the rovers.
23:46Coronation Street.
23:48Aye.
23:49The funniest of the soaps, am I wrong?
23:51What's the concept?
23:58Is it one street?
23:58Is it like Sesame Street?
24:02It's just the area, isn't it?
24:04It's not...
24:07Big Bird's going to make it a bit.
24:08That's only my favourite.
24:09Mrs Snuffleupagus.
24:10It's Nuffleupagus, like Oscar.
24:12In the episode, we dropped into Rye's roles and a tense standoff between Lou and Maria.
24:18Do you want some more?
24:21Me and my family are decent people.
24:22I'd prefer if you kept your distance.
24:24Oh, no.
24:25Hold on, hold on, hold on.
24:27That's a bold opener, isn't it?
24:28Yes, I mean...
24:29You scumbag.
24:30Yes.
24:30Just stay out of my business and I'll stay out of yours.
24:33Aww.
24:34Aww.
24:35Georgie, Georgie, Georgie.
24:36That's what you're like.
24:37Georgie, Georgie, Georgie.
24:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:39Oh, dearie.
24:40Something wrong, yeah?
24:42Oh.
24:43I don't know, I just...
24:44I guess I just feel like I'm trying so hard to fit in round here and no-one wants to know me.
24:48Well, no-one wants to know Lou because her old fella killed the cop, killed Craigie.
24:55Did her?
24:56Yeah.
24:56So her husband's been done for murder and she's just trying to fit in now?
24:59Well, I think everybody's still very angry with that husband of yours.
25:03So who's...
25:07I just think everybody's a bit miffed with your husband for killing that police officer.
25:12He's a cheeky bugger, isn't he?
25:14LAUGHTER
25:15David was supposed to take this to the bank but I haven't seen Hyde nor her.
25:19She's not daft. Did you see her eyes like up when Audrey was doing the till?
25:23Yeah.
25:24I can take it if you like.
25:25No, no, it's all right. Thank you.
25:27Er, Shona can give it to him and give him a kick up the backside.
25:31She's been in a lot of plates here, Audrey, isn't she?
25:33Yes.
25:34This is her in the scene.
25:35Hold on. Hold on.
25:37What do you want?
25:38No, you take it. No, no.
25:41You take it. No, you.
25:43No. Which one of you will take it?
25:47A bit later and everyone had popped round to David Platt's for a barbecue.
25:52She said it was a deal breaker.
25:53Why is David so iconic?
25:55This is the fella that's just one big brother.
25:57Big brother.
25:57And a couple load of that.
26:00I saw that last time I came.
26:02What is it?
26:03Oh, David loves his new table, does he?
26:06Right, everyone, nibbles.
26:08No, not on there.
26:10Seriously, don't, don't put them on there.
26:12Come on.
26:13So it's four.
26:14Massive chat about a table.
26:15I was going to say, what are they?
26:16We're just talking about the one piece of table.
26:17Yeah, it's a big topic in the hours.
26:19That must have been a local tree.
26:21All right, Barry Keoghan's got the same one, apparently.
26:24No, he has.
26:24Who's Barry Keoghan?
26:26Barry Keoghan, the actor.
26:27Barry Kean.
26:28Is it good Kean?
26:30And I'll be back.
26:30From Salt Man.
26:31David.
26:33Ah.
26:34Here.
26:34What do you want me to do with this?
26:36What is it?
26:37It's cash from the salon.
26:39Oh.
26:40She's got an eye on that cash from the salon again, Lou.
26:43Blotting and scheming.
26:44It's like a front for a heroin business, isn't it?
26:46Audrey would be right on it, wouldn't she?
26:48Yeah.
26:53She ironed up the coffee table.
26:54She is as well.
26:56She's seen that coffee table.
26:57She's gone.
26:58Is that Barry Keoghan's one?
27:03I was sneaking the cat.
27:04Mm-mm.
27:05Don't do it, Lou!
27:07Don't do it, Lou!
27:12She's put it back.
27:13Put it back.
27:13Good choice.
27:16I knew it.
27:17Oh!
27:18Oh!
27:19Oh, how dare you?
27:20Oh, I was just looking for something.
27:21Yeah, I know exactly what you were doing, you thieving cow.
27:24Oh, thieving cow.
27:25See, that's what I would call the two.
27:26I was looking for a brown envelope.
27:28I brought my own brown envelope with me.
27:30Saw a brown envelope there.
27:31I thought, oh, is that my brown envelope?
27:33No, that's the one with all the money in it.
27:34Yeah, that's got the money.
27:35I don't want that one.
27:36My one's the one without the money in it.
27:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:39So, if you do see that, let me know.
27:41Anyway, love this coffee table.
27:43I know you're up to summit.
27:46You're going nowhere.
27:47What are you doing?
27:48Get off of it, Maria.
27:50You're going nowhere.
27:51You're going to sit on that coffee table, love.
27:53They're going to smash the table.
27:55David's going to be livid.
27:56Don't fight near the table.
27:58Shut up.
27:59Captain, know it all.
28:00All right, I think we're going to have to send out for pizza.
28:01I wouldn't even give that to David the duck.
28:05No.
28:06What was that?
28:06The table!
28:07Barry Kiergens' coffee table!
28:09Oh!
28:10Oh!
28:10Oh!
28:11Oh!
28:12Oh!
28:12Oh!
28:13Oh!
28:13Oh!
28:14Oh!
28:14Oh!
28:15Oh!
28:16Oh!
28:17What was that, smash?
28:18You know what it was, David.
28:19It's your coffee table, mate.
28:20Oh, my arm is killing me!
28:22Oh, you're joking!
28:23Are you OK?
28:24You're joking!
28:25You're joking!
28:26You're joking!
28:27You're joking at you!
28:29That was Barry Kiergens' one!
28:30I didn't fall.
28:32I'm not drunk.
28:33She pushed me.
28:35Oh!
28:35Oh!
28:36Oh!
28:37Come on.
28:38Who's standing on what side?
28:40She was rummaging through that bag, yeah?
28:42And I said to her, what are you playing at?
28:44She said nothing.
28:45So I said, right, OK, show me your pockets then.
28:47She did.
28:49Look at them all standing around there like it's fucking Cluedo.
28:53I like how she's explaining everything and poor old David's there,
28:57just looking at his table.
28:58Just looking through.
29:00Just picking up the bits.
29:03You know, if you don't believe me, just looking, she's on his bag.
29:05Ooh.
29:09Well, he's still here.
29:10Still, she's guilty.
29:11But it's not all Arrow, is it?
29:13Is it not?
29:14Why is the painting of Jim Broadbent behind her?
29:18Oh, yeah.
29:19Do you reckon that was a real table they used?
29:21Or was it a stunt table?
29:22I hope not.
29:24It's going to keep me up tonight.
29:26I'm not going to stop thinking about that coffee table, Claire.
29:28Sorry, Matt.
29:29Shall we compare helmets?
29:34Because you've got a Vespa here.
29:35I've got a bike.
29:36Wow, yours is very pink and shiny.
29:38Mates Munya and Jamie.
29:40I'm aerodynamic, yeah?
29:42Look at that.
29:43Look at that.
29:43You look like a professional.
29:44Look at the point on that, yeah?
29:47I'm a professional cyclist when I do this.
29:49It's unbelievable.
29:50Stay like that.
29:51Stay like that.
29:51Do you know how you can tell if it's good?
29:52Stay like that.
29:52Don't move.
29:53Don't move.
29:54This is how you can tell.
29:55Ready?
29:57Look at the arch.
29:58The arch is crazy.
29:59Get on.
29:59I breathe some water, bro, because now I can't move.
30:02Okay, yeah, yeah.
30:02But now do the legs.
30:03Do the legs.
30:04No, because it's going to spill on me.
30:05It's not.
30:06You've just trapped me.
30:07You've trapped me in some sort of weird twisted sore challenge.
30:11Right, if I cycle real slowly.
30:12Okay, go on, pedal.
30:13Look at that.
30:14I'm pedaling.
30:14I'm just going up a hill.
30:16I am pedaling, bro.
30:17Pedal.
30:18In the summer, Gary Barlow was enjoying some culinary delights down under on ITV.
30:30I'm into my wine at the minute, aren't I?
30:31Yeah, you have really got into wine.
30:32Oh, I love it.
30:34Every time I ring you, it's like, yeah, I've just enjoyed a bottle of red, and I'm like...
30:38He's aged better, actually.
30:39He looks much better now than when he was first and take that, yeah.
30:43Really?
30:44Yeah.
30:44Men do seem to age well, generally.
30:48Most men.
30:49No.
30:49He had a good lockdown, didn't he, Barlow?
30:52What do you mean?
30:56What did he do in lockdown?
30:57He played his piano a lot online.
30:59Did he?
31:00Yeah.
31:00It's like someone was watching him a lot on lockdown.
31:04He couldn't stop him, couldn't not watch him.
31:09I'm hundreds of miles from the nearest city.
31:11Alice Springs.
31:12We've been there.
31:13Yeah.
31:14But I'm not quite as alone as I look.
31:16Oh, he's got company.
31:18Who is it?
31:19Because unless I'm hallucinating...
31:22Ronan!
31:23I'd swear that was Ronan Keaton coming towards me.
31:26What's he doing there?
31:27Oh, it's boy band heaven.
31:28Gary!
31:29Yes!
31:30Yes!
31:31What are the chances?
31:32I hate things like this on programmes like this, because...
31:37It's not a surprise, Gary.
31:39It's not a surprise.
31:39You've come in production, I've told you.
31:41They've told you.
31:41Ronan Keaton's not walked there across Australia.
31:44Don't you bring me to all the nice places.
31:47Look at this.
31:48Sworn enemies up until ten minutes ago.
31:52That's the truth.
31:53I've got another surprise for Ronan.
31:55He should like this one.
31:56They're actually very similar, aren't they?
31:58Yes, they are.
31:59They're slowly turned into the same person, aren't they?
32:01I think that's what Gary Barlow shows about.
32:02He just slowly turns everyone into Gary Barlow.
32:04Yeah.
32:05We try our hands at creating a sound that's become synonymous with Australia's indigenous culture.
32:11Beatty.
32:13I sense a didgeridoo will be upon me.
32:15Oh!
32:16The didgeridoo!
32:17It's going to be the didgeridoo.
32:19So we've come to a sand dune for a didgeridoo masterclass.
32:22I'd love to have a go on one of them.
32:24I think quite hard.
32:25I don't know.
32:26There's no buttons, is there?
32:27To learn all about the rhythms of this ancient mystical instrument.
32:32Are they not allowed one?
32:33They've got to play the sticks.
32:34There's only one, they can only afford one.
32:35You know what I really, really wanted to see today?
32:38Yeah.
32:39Is Gary Barlow and Roni Keaton banging sticks together?
32:42You said that before we started this.
32:44Yeah.
32:46Love that sound of the didgeridoo.
32:48Absolutely.
32:49You can't not love that sound.
32:51All day with that buzzing around your nut, eh?
32:54That'll twist your melon.
32:56Where your breed is on the chit and on the do.
32:59What did he say?
33:01So, to-a-ki, to-a-ki.
33:03Go on, try that.
33:03To-a-ki, to-a-ki.
33:05So, to-a-ki.
33:06I leap out of the water going, to-a-ki, to-a-ki.
33:07Then I come up to the part where I'm going to breathe and go.
33:10He's been like the worst teacher in the whole world.
33:13I haven't got a single clue what he's talking about.
33:15Air here, air here.
33:18Mouth, dig, air, air.
33:20Two forces of meaning.
33:21Oh, shut up.
33:23Can I just say, it's a didgeridoo.
33:25All you've got to do is just blow?
33:26Yes.
33:27Hum, hum, hum at the back of your throat and just go.
33:28Didgeridoo.
33:29Didgeridoo.
33:30Didgeridoo.
33:31Didgeridoo.
33:32Didgeridoo.
33:32Didgeridoo.
33:33Didgeridoo.
33:34Didgeridoo.
33:34Didgeridoo.
33:35Didgeridoo.
33:36Oh, fucking Dalek.
33:37Brr, brr, brr.
33:38That's it.
33:40That's it.
33:41Beautiful.
33:42Love it.
33:43Runa's involved now.
33:44I think he might be winding them up.
33:46I think it is.
33:46I feel like Ant and Dec are going to come out in a second.
33:50Got an earpiece the whole time.
33:52Listen.
33:53That's the didgeridoo.
33:54That's the didgeridoo.
33:55Oh, didgeridoo.
33:56Yeah, where's the do?
33:57Then the do.
33:59Not massively different.
34:01Put them together.
34:05He literally used to say didgeridoo.
34:06Didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo.
34:12Didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo.
34:15What was the thing I need to do?
34:16Oh, no.
34:17He's not going to have a go, is he?
34:18That's it.
34:19Did you do that?
34:20As if that sand's muffling it.
34:26Excuse me.
34:27Thanks, mate.
34:28And with that, we're both back where we started, on the rhythm section.
34:33Gary didn't have a go.
34:34Why isn't Gary going to have a go?
34:36He doesn't want to make an idiot of himself.
34:38Oh, OK.
34:42Is this really, I feel like I'm hallucinating.
34:47What, would you rather play the maracas I digitally do?
34:50Well, the maracas are easily, but I play both equally as bad.
34:54In North London.
35:04Want a crisp?
35:05No.
35:05Why not to eat crisps?
35:07Why not?
35:07I'm just trying to, you know, keep it real.
35:10Stephen and his sister Anita.
35:13I did the marathon and then what happens is you stop running and you just eat for six months.
35:18So I'm going to try not to do that.
35:19Oh, I see.
35:20So you're trying not to eat or just trying to...
35:22Well, I'm trying not to eat rubbish.
35:23I see, yeah.
35:24Because you think you can eat anything when you're running that much,
35:27and then you stop running and then you carry on eating that much.
35:29I love the way you just got that in there, because I've just done the marathon.
35:33I just like to drop that into every occasion.
35:35Excuse me, do you know that I just run the marathon a few weeks ago?
35:38Hello. Hello? 3.56 and 22 seconds.
35:42Oh, my God.
35:44In June, ITV livened up our morning with more of this.
35:49Wakey, wakey, mate.
35:51Fucking this morning's up.
35:53Come in, Bea.
35:54Let's see how they manage to fill a few hours of television.
36:04Jeez, come on, bro.
36:06This is something called morning TV.
36:08Yeah.
36:09You know, while you're asleep, other people are making television.
36:12Yeah.
36:12So you could...
36:13You've never watched this, have you?
36:14Because you've literally never been awake.
36:16Yeah.
36:16Not just any old fish Friday today.
36:18No.
36:19It's officially...
36:20Officially.
36:21Get it?
36:22National Fish and Chip Day.
36:23National Fish and Chip Day.
36:24National Fish and Chip Day, OK.
36:26Wow.
36:27Do you like fish and chips?
36:28I do.
36:28I love fish and chips.
36:29I like fish, chips, loads of something they got in curry sauce to dip in.
36:34Oh, you're so northern.
36:36To celebrate, we've got the potato queen herself, Poppy O'Toole.
36:39Oh, I like Poppy the potato.
36:41She cooks potatoes in lots of different ways.
36:43Yeah, Poppy's amazing.
36:44She's incredible.
36:44I've seen this girl do things with potatoes that are inhuman.
36:47What's your favourite?
36:48Were you to have a potato or go?
36:49Dock from what?
36:50You fancy fucker.
36:52So we've got the mega fish and chip butty, but all of the components are quite flashy.
36:57Oh, look at that.
36:58Oh, yeah, I will murder that.
37:00Oh, man.
37:02That's not a fish butty, mate.
37:03That's a banquet.
37:04And I'm all for it, 10.30 or not, mate.
37:06I'm in there.
37:07So we're starting off with a vodka and tonic battered fish.
37:11Yes.
37:11Vodka.
37:12Vodka in the batter.
37:13Oh, she's my sort of, I like her.
37:14Yeah, a tonic batter.
37:16Yeah.
37:16Just when it couldn't get any better.
37:18You would love that.
37:19Vodka, fish and chips, my worlds are colliding.
37:22What's your favourite fish to have as fish and chips?
37:25Are you cod, girl, haddock?
37:26Cod.
37:27It's got to be cod.
37:27This is journalism.
37:29This is good.
37:29I'm haddock.
37:30I am haddock.
37:31I love haddock.
37:32They all taste the same.
37:32They're in batter.
37:34I'd have a remote control for one in a deep fat fryer.
37:37What's your favourite fish for a fish?
37:38Haddock.
37:39Is it?
37:39Yeah, what's yours?
37:40Haddock as well, actually.
37:42Well, that's good chat.
37:44If you go to fish and chips shop, what's your normal order?
37:46What about a pickled egg?
37:48I don't mind the pickled egg.
37:49I love a pickled egg.
37:50What are you?
37:51Oh, chips and a battered sausage.
37:53Oh, you love your sausage.
37:55I do, and a bit of curry sauce to dip it in.
38:02I've got another question.
38:03Really?
38:04If you, what do you drink with fish and chips?
38:06Dandelion and burdock.
38:07Oh.
38:08Yes!
38:09Water.
38:10You drink water?
38:10Because there's enough going on.
38:12Also, you know, I like to make the fish feel at home.
38:15Yeah, I go lemonade or a cup of tea.
38:17Oh.
38:18Cup of tea?
38:19Nah, nah.
38:20Get Phil back.
38:21Get Phil back.
38:22Because he wouldn't drink tea.
38:24No, he wouldn't.
38:25Get Phil back on.
38:26Really?
38:26I love a cup of tea.
38:27Love a cup of tea with fish and chips.
38:28You know what's nice with a fish and chips?
38:29A Malbec.
38:30A Malbec with fish and chips?
38:32Is that wine?
38:33Well, I think it is, you know.
38:35You don't fucking drink wine, Malbec wine, with fish and chips.
38:39Unless you're an alcoholic.
38:40Well, unless you're a twat.
38:42HE LAUGHS
38:43Very nice, Mr Soto.
38:44What do you drink at home?
38:45Just send that in to us so that we know.
38:47Let them know, Kelly.
38:48Let them know.
38:49Who's messaging this morning to tell them what drink they have with a chippy tea?
38:52Fucking hell.
38:53More people than you think.
38:54Oh, hang on one second.
38:56I'm just going to message this morning.
38:58I must let Alison and Dermott know.
38:59I have a glass of water send.
39:01Some of your lovely goujons with your vodka tonic.
39:04How are we going to get our mouth around me?
39:05Well.
39:06Well, I'm glad someone said it, Alison.
39:08That's too big for my mouth.
39:09Yeah, you can't open your mouth very wide, so that's not going in.
39:12Can't do it.
39:12Guys, I can not eat that sandwich.
39:14Look at the size of that.
39:16That is a big sandwich.
39:17Go on.
39:18Go on.
39:19I would be like, you've got to go to break,
39:21because things are about to get real freaky, this sandwich.
39:23Honestly, you would not want to cut back to me.
39:26You come back from break, and I'll be on the sofa going.
39:30In Birmingham.
39:32Do you know what I've got?
39:33What?
39:33What have you got?
39:34It's been so hot recently.
39:36How's that?
39:37I've got these at home that I use.
39:38What is that?
39:39They're fans, look.
39:40Alison, her son Aidan, and her sister Sandra.
39:43Oh, you put them around your neck.
39:45You put them, you can put them.
39:46But this one.
39:47That one's huge.
39:47Look at the size of it.
39:48Yeah, but look at twists.
39:49It's really, really good.
39:51Look, you can have it anywhere.
39:52And at night, you know when you can't see?
39:54Yeah.
39:56Turn it on.
39:59Feel that.
39:59You can have one up there.
40:01I need that.
40:02Where's the other one?
40:05Well, wherever you want it.
40:08Over the summer, Channel 4 turned up the heat with another toe curling trip to the open house.
40:15What are we watching now?
40:16Sex.
40:17Come on.
40:18I'm so excited for this.
40:19Sexy time.
40:20Come on.
40:21It's basically loads of up for it people go to a house and bang.
40:27Nice house.
40:27It's a great house.
40:28If you're going to have sex in a house, go there and do it in that one.
40:31How are you with sex?
40:32Well, I've just jumped.
40:33Do you like it?
40:34I think I'm rather splendid at it.
40:35Yeah.
40:36In my own opinion.
40:37I mean, it's brief, but it's enjoyable.
40:38That's all you need.
40:39Heading to the retreat, our married couple, hairdresser Tanya and window cleaner Ashley from Leeds.
40:46Okay.
40:46All right.
40:47Classic window cleaner.
40:49What club?
40:49A window cleaner.
40:55Tanya brought up the idea of having an open relationship and letting other women join us,
40:59which was a bit of a shock at first.
41:01I didn't know if it was like a trap.
41:02He goes like, shred carefully, boy.
41:07He's like, no, I would never do that.
41:11I couldn't.
41:13I mean, if it's going to make you happy.
41:17Tanya and Ashley have been having sex with other people for five years.
41:21Oh, I see.
41:23How do they get in?
41:24Have you got underwear that looks like that?
41:26Is that underwear?
41:27I think so.
41:28Okay.
41:28I have a lot of ribbons.
41:29I can probably make that out of my art and crafts draw.
41:32So we're coming in to venture off our own separate ways to have sex separately from each other.
41:38Oh, right.
41:39So now, having done everything together, now it's doing it apart.
41:43It's so dangerous, this game, isn't it?
41:45I would be so nervous right now, would you?
41:47Yeah.
41:47So obviously there's always a worry about rejection, but I'm hoping that that doesn't actually happen.
41:51Oh, Tanya finds someone.
41:53She sort of goes off and I just sit in the room, clock watching, waiting to come back.
41:57It'll be pretty horrible.
41:59Oh, nice.
42:00He's struggling and I feel sorry for him already.
42:02I'm worried he's going to be sat there with a word search and a cup of cocoa while she's off having,
42:09you know.
42:10The time of her life.
42:11Yeah.
42:12How are you going?
42:14I'm done.
42:14See you soon.
42:15See you soon.
42:17God, are you going?
42:18Go on.
42:18How are you going?
42:19Go on.
42:19Off you go.
42:20Let Mummy have some fun.
42:22This is going to work out quite badly, I think.
42:24Right.
42:24See you back here in half an hour.
42:26Yeah.
42:26Or not.
42:27Or not.
42:28I'm Olivia.
42:28It's lovely to meet you.
42:30Is Tanya like your comfort blanket?
42:31Yep.
42:32Yeah.
42:33It's not very sexy though, is it?
42:34That, the nervousness thing.
42:35I mean, it's relatable and I'm definitely that person, but if you're looking to go upstairs
42:40to the West Wing and get banged, you're not going to be looking to him, are you?
42:43No.
42:44My husband too, he's in there and I'm like, where is he?
42:46Oh, so her husband's in there and talking to his wife.
42:52Right.
42:53Is this you asking me back, is it?
42:54Potentially.
42:55Yeah, I'm interested.
42:57I'm definitely interested.
42:58Yeah, I'm definitely interested.
42:58You're not going to reject.
42:59I'm not going to reject you, no.
43:00Because if you do, honestly, I'll hunt you down.
43:02No, no, no.
43:04Oh, look at him.
43:05Yeah.
43:06I want to go and give Ashley a hug.
43:08Now that may be misinterpreted within that environment.
43:10In the context.
43:12See you soon.
43:13Oh, my God.
43:14Oh, my God.
43:15See you soon.
43:16Oh, God.
43:17Listen, each to their own, but he clearly ain't into this.
43:20You all right?
43:21Yeah, I'm good.
43:21How are you?
43:22I'm good.
43:23It's got all really quiet.
43:24Oh, she's sweet.
43:25She's sweet.
43:26So this is the bloke's wife.
43:27Oh, plot twist.
43:30Prosecco's nice.
43:32That was his chat.
43:33Prosecco's nice.
43:34Yeah, I wonder if you wanted to go spend a bit more time together.
43:41Yeah, I would like to get to know you more.
43:43Yeah, that's good to hear.
43:44Yeah?
43:44Yeah.
43:45Come on, Ash.
43:46Come on, Ash.
43:47Do the best.
43:47Take your shoes off.
43:48Yeah, take your shoes off.
43:49Let's get comfortable.
43:51Mummy, there's cameras.
43:52Mummy, there's cameras everywhere.
43:54Are we going to...
43:54We're not.
43:55We're not.
43:56Are we...
43:56We're not.
43:57Are they going to...
43:59Do you want to have fun?
44:00We can go to the Yurt if the Yurt's available.
44:02The Yurt?
44:03Oh.
44:04What is a Yurt?
44:05I think it's like a...
44:06I thought it's where you milked goats.
44:10Oh, it's nice.
44:11Oh, it's a nice Yurt.
44:12It's a sort of glamping, I dig.
44:13You've got like...
44:14Peter Stringfellow's bedroom or we've gone camping.
44:17Yeah.
44:19You are good.
44:20Yep.
44:20Oh, Ash.
44:21It's unbearable.
44:23I can't bear this.
44:23Oh, no, it's a bit near the mark now, isn't it?
44:44Oh, no, it's a bit near the mark now, isn't it?
44:53No!
44:55What?
44:56Please!
45:00No!
45:02Whoa!
45:03She's twerking.
45:05Where's our guy?
45:06Ash, come on, man!
45:08I swear, if we go back to this Yurt and they're just eating pombeers and having a chat,
45:12I'm not going to be happy.
45:13It better be a mess in there.
45:15It better be.
45:16It better be.
45:17She can't be doing our guy like that, man.
45:19Do you have pineapple pizza?
45:20No!
45:22No, no pineapple pizza.
45:23Do you have pineapple on your pizza?
45:25Pineapple pizza?
45:29Oh.
45:31Ash.
45:32Right, shall we get this awkwardness out of the way?
45:34Because this is making me cringey.
45:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:38Oh, it's dripping off.
45:40Just take it off.
45:42Have a...
45:43Have a...
45:44Come on, Ash.
45:45Oh, we're not going to see some awkward sex now.
45:47Come on, stuff her crust.
45:54Oh, good luck to them both.
45:55It's a happy ending.
45:56Yeah, twice.
45:57In more ways than one.
45:59Very much so.
46:00Always great to watch with your sister.
46:06On the hunt for the big guy, Lenny Rush is even roping in Stephen Fry.
46:10Magic and heartwarming drama.
46:12Finding Father Christmas.
46:13Perfectly placed this Christmas Eve at 7.30.
46:16The winners from series 16 to 20, which include Maisie Adam, Matthew Bainton and Sam Campbell.
46:22All come together for Taskmaster Champion of Champions 2025 this Monday at 9.
46:27Up next, The Last Leg.
46:28Wandt on a Groundé©š client and V-F-Bainton site in May 2000.
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