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00:00Hello and welcome to the Blame Game Highlights 2025.
00:23In the next half hour, a selection of standout comedy moments from this series,
00:28complemented beautifully by a few bits we simply didn't have room for.
00:32Yes, we covered a lot of ground this year. Controversy around teaching RE in schools.
00:37That time, Stormont was flooded. Buskers being gagged.
00:40The influence of new technologies also loomed large, from the threat of AI and robots,
00:46to how a simple phone cable could bring us all a little closer together.
00:51I'll tell you what the whole human-shaped robot thing's about, and I'm pretty convinced of this.
00:57Basically, this is every tech-bro incel's dream. They want tech-bots.
01:02That's what they want. This all started with calculators, right, where you could write boobs.
01:07That's where this started, right?
01:09Boobs less. That was the first, yeah?
01:11You could write boobs, but nobody liked boob less. Everybody wanted boobs.
01:14Boobs, boobs, boobs.
01:15Boobs. Boobs, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:20And then they made a computer, and then, oh, everybody's got a home computer.
01:23Look, I can draw knockers.
01:25With X's, I can draw knockers with X's.
01:28And then they invented a rampant rabbit, and they thought, ooh.
01:32And then they invented a Zumba, that thing going round the house for Hoover,
01:36and the robot Hoover.
01:37And the next thing it'll be, whoa, five is alive.
01:40Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
01:42That's where it's going.
01:43I'm absolutely convinced of this.
01:45The whole reason for all of this is so all these incels in San Fernando can get the ride.
01:50Yeah.
01:51That's what it's all about.
01:52And they're going, oh, these robots will clean your house.
01:54No, they will not.
01:55They will R2-D2.
01:56That's what they will do.
01:59I'll come back to it and just say that some, some robots are good, Catholic, innocent robots.
02:09And I'm thinking mainly of C-3PO, who is a brother, of course, of Padre.
02:24You've been able to buy iPhones here that use the different, the non-EU chargers.
02:28L'Oreal, because of their winter framework.
02:30That's it.
02:31So they want us all to have the exact same charger.
02:33And some people are annoyed about that.
02:34And I think that is absolutely brilliant.
02:37Like, you know, in this country, we need, that is as close as we're going to get to United
02:41Ireland, if we all have the same charger.
02:44In a country where we can't, you know, we can't agree on many things.
02:47We can't agree on where we store our toaster.
02:49Like, let's bring in that cross-community charger.
02:52I think there should be an ad.
02:53We should do an ad for it, you know, to promote.
02:56It should be like, you know, the 12th of July parade.
02:59And then a wee fella in a GAA top comes on.
03:01You're like, oh, is he going to get it hiding?
03:03But he doesn't.
03:03He goes, here, mate, can I borrow your charger?
03:06And he can, because they've got the same charger.
03:09It's just different coloured leads.
03:13And then they just, they do a big hug and they do, like, a wee bit of a Fields of Athenry,
03:18the sash hybrid sort of sing-along.
03:20Everyone goes home with a full battery and the tagline at the end says,
03:24the true meaning of power-sharing.
03:27While AI and robots had us looking to the future and a heap of drama across the pond gave the shoe an international feel,
03:46there was, of course, plenty of time to talk about issues that took us a little closer to home,
03:50including that most Irish thing of all, wakes.
03:54There used to be wake games. Ireland is the weirdest place in the world.
03:57Like, there used to be games.
03:58And, like, one of the games, I interviewed a guy who was an expert on this,
04:02and they used to tie strings to the corpse.
04:04Like, young people would tie, a bit of crack, no telly, and your granddad would be in the corner,
04:08and suddenly he would go...
04:14Jesus, I think granddad wants a drink, and then another guy...
04:17But maybe that's what it is.
04:24Oh...
04:26Belfast City Council is exploring the possibility of so-called natural burials.
04:40These burials are cheaper and far more environmentally friendly.
04:44I don't know the exact details, but basically involves taking the deceased and putting them in the brown bin.
04:49LAUGHTER
04:57So, with the natural burials, there won't be any embalming, like, no proper coffins,
05:03no headstones, because they don't want to ruin the environment,
05:06then people will be buried in just, like, wild fields,
05:09and you will find your loved ones using, like, a GPS system, like a sat-nav sort of thing.
05:14But the problem is, is our fields here are massive victims of the old fly-tupping.
05:18You know, that sat-nav will be, like, walk for 300 yards after the fridge-freezer.
05:23LAUGHTER
05:24Take a left at the crusty mattress, and your granny is on the right.
05:28LAUGHTER
05:29Famous to be roaming fields, looking for loved ones, like it's a game of Pokemon Go.
05:32LAUGHTER
05:34I'm a big believer in the science.
05:36I get all of my scientific information where we all get it.
05:39Paxi men.
05:40LAUGHTER
05:42Because they know everything, don't they?
05:43Like, I was in a long taxi journey recently to the airport,
05:47and the taxi man told me that he had a PhD in biology.
05:50I think just the taxi thing was a hobby.
05:52And he...
05:53I ended up telling him about my son's eczema.
05:56And he said to me, he's like,
05:58what you need to do is you need to worm that wee boy.
06:00Right?
06:01I was like, like a dog?
06:02He was like, we as humans are full of pesticides,
06:04you need to worm that wee lad.
06:05And I thought, Jesus, maybe he does have a PhD in biology,
06:08he seems to know what he's talking about.
06:10And then he said to me,
06:11but only give it to him on a full moon.
06:14LAUGHTER
06:16These robots, Tesco have got them,
06:18and I presume by warnings that they give out to intruders
06:22or people who are trying to break into storerooms and things,
06:25is exactly what we were just talking about.
06:27It's a robot that just goes,
06:28hey, boy!
06:29I know your dad!
06:31Do you know what I mean?
06:32That's the warning.
06:33That's the kind of warning that's given out,
06:35not the other kinds of warnings you get here,
06:37which are from coaches,
06:38which are things like,
06:39never sell a hen on a wet day.
06:41And then...
06:46Which I think would be a much better thing to shout at a burglar.
06:49It would confuse them, wouldn't it,
06:50if they're there trying to break in.
06:51Especially with their English,
06:52and the next thing they hear, boy, hey,
06:53never sell a hen on a wet day.
06:55Confusion, you'd leave immediately,
06:57you would immediately leave.
06:58Or maybe there should be a bit more...
07:00Why don't you sell a hen on a wet day?
07:02Ah, Tim!
07:03Jesus!
07:04If you need to be told,
07:05you shouldn't have the hen on the horse plate.
07:14The last time I was in the ICC,
07:16I was hosting the Ulster Gaelic Athletic Association Awards.
07:20Me and 400 other cultures in a room with a black tie.
07:23I have never seen dicky bows paired with body warmers before.
07:28But my God,
07:29those women look spectacular!
07:34You can tell how cultured that do is
07:36by how quick the jacket comes off.
07:38Rips off.
07:39The minute it's hanging on the back of the thing,
07:40that's it, sleeves up, boys,
07:41pints of stout.
07:42Talk to me dinner.
07:44Well, we did it.
07:45What happened is the alarm went off,
07:47and I've always said,
07:47please evacuate the building.
07:49And it wasn't a local...
07:50It wasn't a kind of...
07:50You know, those automated ones are always English,
07:52and she said, please evacuate the building.
07:53It was a local...
07:54Evacuate! Evacuate! Evacuate!
07:56Evacuate!
07:57Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out!
07:59Don't use the lift, you don't be pricked!
08:01Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out!
08:02And if you're from the Republic and you hear that,
08:04your arse goes...
08:05So you do evacuate,
08:08and then you leave.
08:10What was really weird is that all the young people,
08:15all the players,
08:16they're all in their 20s.
08:17So the Good Friday Agreement generation,
08:19they've never been evacuated before.
08:20So they're all going,
08:21what is that noise?
08:22It's very hearty on my ears.
08:24Everybody over 50 turned into a ninja.
08:29People over 50 were climbing down drain pipes
08:32and putting bread rolls in their pockets.
08:34Gen Z are no good in this scenario.
08:38You need people over 60 who remembers the troubles, right?
08:42People over 60 are called boomers here for a reason.
08:52The thing is, I didn't know until this story
08:54that up here, cops don't have tasers.
08:56No, they have guns.
08:57Cops don't have tasers.
08:58They have guns.
08:59They said that, oh, no, we might bring them in,
09:01but it takes a lot of training.
09:02And you're going, in the meantime,
09:04bangy, bangy, bang!
09:08Oh, here, don't be giving me that taser.
09:10I couldn't wire a plug.
09:19You're watching The Blame Game,
09:20our best bit show, to be precise,
09:22mixing some standard moments from the series
09:25with a few unseen bits.
09:27Now, among the folk who got a regular bashing on the show
09:29were Donald Trump, Elon Musk and Tim McGarry.
09:33In fact, this next compilation of clips isn't included for laughs.
09:37It's me gathering evidence for my bullying in the workplace lawsuit.
09:41I'm a very sensitive man, you know.
09:44But do you know, there's a really,
09:45there's a really common tactic people use
09:47to make a social media video do really well,
09:49and that is, in the video, you say something that is wrong.
09:52Because people love to correct you in the comments,
09:55and that will best the algorithm.
09:57I'm going to make a viral social media for us right now,
10:00based on that information.
10:01This is my camera here.
10:03Tim McGarry is a great guy.
10:05Also, is it Derry or Londonderry?
10:18I can't remember.
10:19I personally, on TikTok, serve as rage bait for people.
10:24Oh, yes?
10:25For my appearance.
10:26It's very, people get very angry about my appearance.
10:29How dare you?
10:30How dare I look mediocre?
10:32How dare I?
10:33How dare I be a four out of ten with a great personality?
10:37But, like, people always comment, and they'll say, like,
10:41who's this, they, them, or whatever, who's that, whatever.
10:43A lot of people comment and say,
10:45Harry Potter's put on a bit of weight.
10:47That's quite a...
10:49It's kind of hurtful that you laughed that call.
10:51And my most recent one, which I actually...
10:53I'll stop saying it now.
10:55You don't know how to use TikTok.
11:03It wasn't just me who got stick throughout the series, of course.
11:06Our panellists also had a go at some of the most appalling people
11:09on the planet.
11:10Yes, I'm talking about nurses and teachers?
11:14From watching the health service around here,
11:16I think everybody here on this panel,
11:18everybody watching at home,
11:19everybody in the studio tonight over the last five years,
11:21we can all agree with every single person
11:23that works in the health service.
11:25I think we can all agree and come together as well.
11:26It's probably the only thing in Northern Ireland
11:28that people from all communities will come together and agree in
11:31is the staff of the NHS that,
11:33have you thought about working a bit harder?
11:35You know what I mean?
11:36Like...
11:37Law whinging.
11:39Law whinging.
11:41You know, you're lucky to have a job.
11:45Law whinging.
11:48Since I...
11:49Well, cut that out.
11:50That was the...
11:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:53That's crazy.
11:54But, like, the thing is, right,
11:55when I ring my GP here like you do, right,
11:57I ring in the morning, I swear to God, right,
11:59you ring up and go,
12:00Hiya, can I get an appointment?
12:01What's it concerning?
12:03I said,
12:04It's concerning me health.
12:06I haven't rang up to cancel the sky.
12:09What's the problem?
12:12I said,
12:13I can't sleep.
12:14So none of us are sleeping at the moment.
12:16She goes,
12:17We'll get the duty doctor to give you a call back.
12:19What's the best time to call you?
12:20I said,
12:21Between 2am and 6am, right?
12:26One day I was walking past my GP, right?
12:29I was walking past,
12:30and I thought to myself,
12:31Oh, I must pop in and book an appointment
12:32for like six weeks down the line
12:33to review some medication I'm on.
12:35I'm on meds, right?
12:36And so I said,
12:37I must walk in.
12:38So I walked in,
12:39and I said to the woman,
12:40I said,
12:41Hiya, I was just passing.
12:42Can I just get an appointment for like six weeks?
12:43She goes,
12:44You need to call us at eight o'clock in the morning.
12:45I said, Listen,
12:46I don't want the same day emergency appointment.
12:48I just want one like six weeks down the line.
12:50Can you not just put me in when you have a gap?
12:52Like on a Wednesday, she goes,
12:53I'm sorry,
12:54we don't do appointments face to face.
12:55You have to ring us up.
12:56So I took out my phone.
12:58Right?
12:59I'm standing in the GP surgery.
13:01You want me to ring you?
13:02I'll ring you, right?
13:03And the phone behind her rang,
13:05and she actually went.
13:08And I went,
13:09Don't pick it up.
13:10I'm in front of you.
13:12And I thought,
13:13No wonder it takes ages to get anti done.
13:15They don't understand the logic, right?
13:16And every time I get a prescription,
13:17right?
13:18Every time I get a prescription off the doctor,
13:19I go down to the pharmacy.
13:20And this is another thing that gets me.
13:21You walk in, you go,
13:22Hiya, can I just get this, please?
13:23And they're like,
13:24Be 20 minutes.
13:25And I'm like,
13:26It's behind you.
13:28Turn around.
13:30I'm looking at it.
13:31Why are you wearing a white coat?
13:33You're a shelf stacker.
13:34Like it's literally,
13:35Turn around.
13:37There it is.
13:38Will you just give me the Viagra?
13:40Like it's just there.
13:41Yes, there have been calls for schools to go to a four-day week in order to boost recruitment and retention of teachers.
13:56Yeah, great idea.
13:57Let's make the part-time workers even more part-time.
14:00Because like teachers already work far too hard, don't they?
14:04I mean, they only finish work at three o'clock every day.
14:07We wouldn't want them to miss homes under the hammer, would we?
14:10Plus, they get every weekend off.
14:12They get the summer off.
14:13Get weeks off at Christmas, Easter and Halloween.
14:15Not to mention the midterm breaks.
14:16And of course the numerous teacher training days.
14:19Why do they have so many teacher training days?
14:21I'll tell you why.
14:22Because they're off so often they forget how to do the job.
14:24They're bloody well painted out!
14:25APPLAUSE
14:34Now, as always, to keep us regulars on our toes, we welcome the weekly guests to join in the fun.
14:39Or, in the case of the legendary Milton Jones, bamboozle us with a string of one-liners.
14:45Hard to know what was more fun for our audience.
14:48These gags are our panellists trying to work out how to follow them.
14:52I always think, though, finances are very difficult to understand.
14:55Like, my whole name is Milton 79 Heathfield Road Jones.
14:59Because my dad thought you could save tax by putting your house in your son's name.
15:08I think the police could have as much money as they want.
15:11They do an incredible job.
15:13I mean, they hold terrorists indefinitely.
15:16Which is a very long hug.
15:21And are they king penguins at Belfast Zoo?
15:24Because I saw David Attenborough do a piece about how they marched right across the Arctic.
15:29So presumably all of them are Protestants.
15:34And also seals as well, because they sound like Ian Paisley.
15:38BUZZER
15:46Lots of people want Irish passports at the moment.
15:49I know I do.
15:50You know what it's like?
15:51One DNA test.
15:53Bob's your uncle.
15:59It turns out I have an aunt who's almost Irish.
16:03Her name's Iris.
16:05LAUGHTER
16:06APPLAUSE
16:07APPLAUSE
16:11The remarkable Milton Jones, proving you don't always need more than a few words to get a big laugh.
16:32That was Milton's debut on the blame game.
16:34But this season also saw the return of some familiar faces, with Cork's Andrew Ryan and Straban's Emyr Maguire making a glorious return.
16:43We're not sure why, but both of them spent a lot of time talking about their pets.
16:48I have a cat, right, called Finbar.
16:51And it was my wife's cat, right, and eventually the cat eventually moved into our house.
16:54And I've never had cats before, right?
16:56Sorry, back up there.
16:58There's a lot to take in in that sentence.
17:00So she'd moved in before the cat?
17:02No, no, no, no.
17:03You said she moved in and then the cat moved in.
17:05Yeah, but it was her cat.
17:06The cat wasn't sure.
17:07The cat was visiting for a while.
17:09Do you know what's new, Daddy?
17:11Such a cat thing to do.
17:12I'm like the stepdad of the cat, right?
17:14I'll decide later.
17:16No, so what happened was, when I met Julie, she lived at home with her parents.
17:22Did the cat do them?
17:23What can I tell the story?
17:26I met Julie, right, and she had this cat living with her and her parents.
17:30The cat was just sitting around going, where's that?
17:36And the cat's going, I live here now.
17:38No, no, no.
17:39No, no, no.
17:40Julie lives at home.
17:41She owns a cat.
17:42She owns a cat.
17:43Not just there's a cat in the house.
17:44Yes, exactly.
17:45That's just really weird.
17:46That's what it sounds like.
17:47So we lived in our house, just me and Julie, and the cat stayed in Julie's parents'
17:52house for a couple of years.
17:53Did the cat visit?
17:54No.
17:55The cat never visited.
17:56Did the cat not worry where Julie had gone?
17:59Julie would see the cat every week at her parents' house.
18:02Would you go with Julie to see the cat?
18:03No, I'd be working.
18:04I'd see the cat.
18:05The cat has never seen him.
18:07I'd see the cat.
18:08You'd look at the cat and go, there's Julie's cat.
18:11But I never had any interaction with the cat.
18:13It's Julie's cat.
18:14Was this from your car?
18:15There's Julie's cat.
18:17Julie's cat got into a fight down in Porta Ferry.
18:20Right?
18:21Haven't we lost?
18:22Right?
18:23So we got a phone call.
18:24How did she get the Porta Ferry?
18:25The cat.
18:26That's where Julie's parents lived down there.
18:29How did she use the phone?
18:30The cat.
18:31The cat.
18:32The cat.
18:33The cat.
18:34The cat.
18:35Got into a fight.
18:36I don't know how many who was involved.
18:37I don't know.
18:38I wasn't there.
18:39Right?
18:40There was no witnesses.
18:41But the cat got injured and Julie's parents rang up and said, listen, the cat's been in a fight.
18:44We can't look after the cat.
18:45He's becoming too much trouble.
18:47He.
18:48Right?
18:49So Julie went down to the house, picked up the cat.
18:52Finn.
18:53Finn bear the cat.
18:54Finn bear the cat.
18:55I was in London doing a gig.
18:56I arrive home and she says, I have to talk to you about something.
18:58I said, what is it?
18:59She goes, we now have a cat.
19:01I was furious.
19:03She goes, but don't worry.
19:04It's my cat.
19:05I look after it.
19:06I'll feed it.
19:07I'll do everything.
19:08You won't even know it's here.
19:09It'll be grand.
19:10Six months later, we had to bring the cat to the vet.
19:13The cat got very sick.
19:15I never been to a vet's before.
19:16I thought it was like the NHS, you know, like for vet, for cats.
19:20You just go in and go, do something with that.
19:22Right?
19:23You weigh it, right?
19:24Three grand.
19:25Right?
19:26And the minute they said it's three grand, Julie went, what are we going to do about our cat?
19:30Right?
19:31I said, I'm not paying three grand for a cat from Port Ferry.
19:35I'm from Cork, like.
19:38Right?
19:39So anyway, I paid, I said to Julie, you go stand outside.
19:41She was very upset.
19:42She was standing outside.
19:43I was like.
19:44Oh, we'll fix it.
19:45Don't worry.
19:46You know.
19:47So anyway, one day.
19:48That's all we have time for.
19:49I have a diagnosis of autism.
19:50I have an autism assistance dog.
19:51And my assistance dog is called Dougal.
19:52He's called Dougal McGuire.
19:53Dougal the Poodle.
19:54And he's massive.
19:55He's my height.
19:56And he's supposed to help me.
19:57What is your height?
19:58He's actually a little bit taller.
19:59I was showing Neil pictures of him earlier.
20:00On his, on his, on his hind legs.
20:01Not his front legs.
20:02Not his front legs.
20:03Clifford the big red dog.
20:04He's gigantic.
20:05He's gigantic.
20:06He's a poodle, but he's one of the really big ones.
20:07So he's supposed to help me with difficulties I have associated with my autism diagnosis.
20:12So like alert me when it's medication time or like guard me in crowds or deep pressure therapy,
20:35whatever.
20:36I'm helping anxiety.
20:37And I had to take him to the vet recently.
20:39And the vet diagnosed him with anxiety.
20:41Gave him the medication that I have.
20:46So now we're on the same ones.
20:48Is he getting a bungee?
20:51He's...
20:52He's...
20:53He alert me.
20:54He alert me.
20:55We're kind of in, yeah, we're on inception.
21:00But people aren't kind of, people are not used to seeing assistance dogs in Northern Ireland.
21:06So he wears a wee assistance jacket and he has a wee bag.
21:09It's awful cute.
21:10That's it.
21:11It's quite big.
21:12A big assistance jacket.
21:13And people think, because they're not used to seeing assistance dogs, people think he's
21:17a guide dog.
21:19And obviously, like I'm not blind, as you can see, as I can see, I'm not blind.
21:26And my glasses, as I was saying, they tint when I'm outside in the brightness.
21:30Like this.
21:31So, when I'm driving the car, he's so big, he goes in the passenger seat with a seatbelt
21:35across.
21:36And with his assistance jacket on, and his badge and all, he's ready to go.
21:42And his elbow all out the window, smoking it.
21:45And people see him and they're like, oh, and then they're like, is that a gay dog?
21:52And then they look at me, and I'm with tinted glasses.
21:54And they're like, oh, she's right.
21:57They think I'm a blind person driving.
21:59And he's so sad.
22:00So, it is bizarre.
22:01But the amount of people who think he's not mine, when they realize he's not a gay dog,
22:10they look at me and they're like, he's not yours.
22:12So, they come up to me.
22:13A wee woman came up to me at a coffee shop recently, and she looked at him in his wee
22:18jacket, and she was like, okay, he'll be awful sad when you have to get rid of him.
22:22And I was like, well, I don't know if it was like a threat.
22:25I was like, what do you mean?
22:27And she says, whenever he goes off to the poor wee disabled child.
22:31And I was like, I am the poor wee disabled child.
22:38Now, another recurring theme on the show was travel.
22:41Whether it was Colin on a Peace Wall tour, Diona trying to organize some passports,
22:45or Neil looking forward to the World Cup.
22:48Everyone was looking for an excuse to get out of Dodge.
22:52I watched it.
22:54The draw was so boring today.
22:56It was just because it's bureaucrats from FIFA, and then one very glamorous presenter,
23:01and they're going, oh, it may be their sixth time in the World Cup,
23:04or they haven't been to the World Cup since 1982, and it's boring.
23:07Just boom, boom, boom.
23:09Should be like a GAA draw for a meat raffle.
23:11That's what it should be.
23:12It should be a pink ticket, a pink ticket, Bosnia-Herzegovina.
23:15That's what it should be.
23:16Or it should be like bingo, but every country has a bingo call.
23:19Do you know like two fat ladies?
23:21Yeah.
23:22It should be just like, brand new tits, turkey!
23:24Versus Vida bread munchers, Northern Ireland.
23:32Or don't stand close to the windows, Russia.
23:35Versus your tourists only go one way, Switzerland.
23:42Right?
23:43It's...
23:44You're going to need to get quicker on all these things.
23:48These are...
23:49It's just like the man we don't talk about.
23:51Austria.
23:52Versus...
23:53Wales.
23:57Last year we were getting our kids passports sorted, and my husband, we were going on holiday soon,
24:06my husband was like, I'll sort it out, you know, because I did everything else.
24:09And...
24:10Is he here with all of his friends?
24:15He was at home minding the kids.
24:20He was applying for the passport, and it had been rejected.
24:29The photograph of my son was rejected three times.
24:32I was fuming, and I rang them up, I was like, what do yous want?
24:35And they were like, listen, ma'am, the first photograph, the wee boy's eyes were half closed,
24:39and I was like, fair enough, that's grand.
24:40The second one came back, they were like, he's eating a bag of crisps.
24:43And I was like...
24:44And then we argued about whose tater was better, I won, it was grand.
24:48And the third time, this is true, he said to me, that last photograph that came through there of your son,
24:53he was...
24:54And can I remind you, my husband was doing an application,
24:57your son was sat in a tent.
25:01He looked like he was at Glastonbury, he had all them beer hats on with the straws and everything.
25:05We had to drive to Dublin in the end and get it, and I still haven't paid those tolls, don't care.
25:10Clare landed in Aldergrove once, and the flight attendant came on, ping-pong,
25:14and the English person came on and said, um, welcome to Ireland.
25:19And half the plane went...
25:23And then she went away and came back, ping-pong, Northern Ireland.
25:27The other half the plane went...
25:31Do you know what they're trying to, they're trying to rewrite history,
25:33is the peace walls, they're trying to get rid of one of the peace walls.
25:36In North Belfast? In North Belfast.
25:38In a park? Yes, they go through Victoria Park.
25:40And so they're trying to get rid...
25:42It's right through the middle of the park.
25:43OK.
25:44So the park is open on both sides, right, but there's a peace wall through the middle of it.
25:47There was a brilliant line in the report, it said,
25:50that it's the only peace wall in Europe that goes through a public park.
25:54It's the only peace wall in Europe!
25:56There's no...
25:57It's not like everywhere has a peace wall!
25:59It's not like you arrive in Stockholm and going,
26:01this is lovely here, it's fairly nice, so it is.
26:03Show us your peace wall!
26:07They're looking at you and going,
26:08what are you talking about? A peace wall?
26:09What is a peace wall?
26:10Do you know what I mean?
26:11Stop just fighting with your neighbours and stuff!
26:13I want to be true of your peace wall!
26:15See if it's any liquor, it smells as good as ours.
26:17Ours is brilliant, so it is!
26:19Is yours going to be door lit every now and again,
26:21so you can lean through and go,
26:22you're a load of shite!
26:23I'll bring that up!
26:29Well, ladies and gentlemen,
26:30that's almost it for another series.
26:32Just time for a few headlines.
26:35I can't believe how immature our panel can be sometimes.
26:39Badger gets trapped in manhole.
26:41Badger is OK, but the man's hole is real.
26:48Teenager building functioning body parts entirely from Lego.
26:51As his grandas run out of Viagra.
26:57When should you go to hospital for childbirth?
27:00I would say when you're pregnant.
27:06How Prince William makes sure his children behave.
27:09You want to spend the weekend with Uncle Andrew.
27:18Scientists find way to stop ageing.
27:21Death.
27:25I filmed a sex scene behind a high street bin.
27:28Oscar the Grouch Only Fans Relieved.
27:32No, I'll do another one.
27:34I filmed a sex scene behind a high street bin.
27:36Is the director's cut of Give My Head Peace Christmas Night.
27:40It's only going to get worse from here on.
27:46What Tim says, Jerm Foreplay.
27:48APPLAUSE
27:49Clap all you want, they won't fucking go out.
27:58Which is what Tim says, Jerm Foreplay.
28:03That's it, that's the end of the show and the series.
28:16Huge thanks to our panel and guests, everyone behind the scenes and of course the members of the audience who asked the questions.
28:22I hope you've enjoyed watching the show as much as Colin, Diona, Neil and I have enjoyed making it.
28:28Until next time, don't blame yourselves, blame each other.
28:32Goodbye.
28:33Music .
28:40Music .
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