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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:07this week is a double feature.
00:09Snatch game and design.
00:11I definitely think I'm gonna add more, more, more.
00:14I'm gonna fight for my country.
00:16Even the spirits are confused with that one.
00:19Maya Fox. Van Gogh.
00:22Congratulations.
00:24You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
00:26Holy shit.
00:28Caramel.
00:29Chante, you stay.
00:31Star doll.
00:32Sashay away.
00:38Pitch.
00:39Star is gone.
00:40I feel a little responsible and a little guilty,
00:44but also a little like, ooh.
00:46At least you're not coming back in the workroom
00:48and you're gonna be mad at me.
00:49I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:51I don't deserve to be here,
00:53but I look so pussy.
00:55Just know I will always be a mwah.
00:58Star.
00:59P.S.
01:00Van.
01:01You owe me, sis.
01:02God.
01:03I'm her buddy?
01:04God.
01:05I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync,
01:07a lot of anger, a lot of heartbreak for Star.
01:11I'm like definitely in my feels right now
01:13and I need to let some things out.
01:15Wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:17Ugh.
01:18No, Keisha, no shade.
01:19I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
01:20I'm surprised by that choice.
01:22It was like an impossible choice
01:24because I think Caramel, like you did better
01:26in the challenge for sure.
01:28I looked at the competition overall
01:30and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
01:32Ultimately, I choose to save Velma,
01:34and this is a strategic move, I have to be honest.
01:37Who's gonna be able to help me long term?
01:39And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:41I'm a little pissed off.
01:43I was kind of gagged in that moment
01:44because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:47The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:52In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:54I just feel like it's fake as fuck
01:56and I'm not here for it.
01:58Looking at the fact that, like,
01:59almost every girl in here said that they would save me,
02:02I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
02:05At the end of the day,
02:06the judges said that you were shut down,
02:08your look was good also, like me.
02:10It was not, like, that clear.
02:11I do think my critiques were better.
02:13Like, they said they laughed.
02:15Well, they laughed at the same joke.
02:16They said that you weren't funny though.
02:17They said they didn't laugh at anything.
02:19I just think Velma's bullshit.
02:20Are we in the same room?
02:22Are we hearing the same thing?
02:23Like, is your brain not working?
02:25You, like, didn't get any laughs.
02:27Like, they said you weren't funny.
02:28It's okay. No problem.
02:29Everybody is shocked.
02:31Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
02:34This is something that I will remember forever.
02:37So what was your decision, Ben?
02:39I'll be the first one to say it.
02:41I think Star's a threat.
02:42So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
02:46I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:49I don't know what Star's gonna do.
02:51And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:53Cara Milk, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:56That part. That part.
03:00Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
03:02Just bare face.
03:03With a wig.
03:06I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little...
03:12But I think it's time to get out of drag.
03:14Yes, please.
03:15Let's go.
03:16Let's go.
03:17Season six is playing the game.
03:19The beaver's making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
03:24No one's sticking to, like, the previous seasons where it was boring and their, like, track record.
03:29You got it!
03:30You can't bet on an alliance.
03:32I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their world.
03:35Go, go, go, go, go, go!
03:37Go, go, go, go, go!
03:38Go, go, go, go!
03:39The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:43With Tracy Melshor, Carson Kresley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:48With extra special guest judge, Elisa Edwards.
03:53It's a new day in the workroom, and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
04:04so I got to make sure that I'm still in that top spot
04:07so none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:09We made it another week.
04:11Yes!
04:13We got some wins on the board now.
04:15I have a win. Salty has a win.
04:17Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:18I'm coming up right next.
04:20Yes!
04:21Now, listen here, one half of the Scissor Sisters
04:23already got her wins, so it's my turn
04:26to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
04:29I really didn't have a good week.
04:30I know it was a fiasco.
04:32I don't know how to land a plane.
04:34It's really important that I bounce back
04:36because, of course, they're going to eat me alive
04:39if it's not the case.
04:41Hey, Bunny!
04:43Do you remember being in an alliance, female alliance?
04:46I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:48It's a record.
04:49There's no record.
04:51Oh, it's me, Dad.
04:52Of course.
04:53The girls will want you.
04:54Oh, yes, of course.
04:55If I'm on the top, I'll say again,
04:57if you're on the bottom, and vice versa.
04:59Uh-huh.
05:00Girl, Becca got me goofed up this morning.
05:03In all tea, I low-key had an alliance with Star.
05:05That's not true.
05:06Stop it.
05:08Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:10Girl, I saw an opportunity, and I took it.
05:13Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity.
05:16I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:18I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:22Yes, you did.
05:23After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
05:26Here we go.
05:27First doesn't let me choose, and then says I should be in the bottom.
05:31I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:34I just want to shake them a little bit and also let them know
05:37that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:40So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:43Don't mean anything.
05:44Don't mean anything.
05:45Don't mean anything.
05:46This table chat is so revealing.
05:49These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:53And that's okay.
05:54Because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:57Oh, here we go!
06:01Oh, Canada.
06:03Seen it already than had her.
06:06Hey, page turners.
06:08Hey.
06:09There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
06:13So grab your reading glasses, and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:18Oh!
06:23Bonjour, fellas.
06:26I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:30Now, you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:33Lucky for you, in today's mini-challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:38Hey!
06:39We'll talk all things fashion, and in the end,
06:42I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:45So take ten minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag.
06:49Okay.
06:50Then meet me in my atelier, and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:55Ooh.
06:56Can I get a yes and?
06:57Yes and!
06:59Can I get a yes and Murray?
07:01Yes and Murray!
07:03On your marks, get set, pose!
07:07Oh, my God!
07:14This is crazy!
07:16First mini-challenge of the season, and I've never done quick drag before.
07:21We'll see how it looks.
07:25Oh, you better, bitch.
07:26Oh, you better, bitch.
07:36I'm here!
07:37Oh, it's good to see me, isn't it?
07:39I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine-stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion consultation on the go.
07:47I'm so excited to be here.
07:49Thank you so much.
07:50I'm a big fan of yours.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
07:54I saw 48.
07:56I skipped 47.
07:57I probably need to see that.
07:58You do.
07:59I was server number three.
08:00Let me see the top of your head.
08:01Oh, my God.
08:02Yes, I remember that scene.
08:03Yes, yes.
08:04Can I come in?
08:05Abs, I wish you would.
08:06I'm coming in.
08:07Okay.
08:08Thank you so much.
08:10My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help.
08:14Oh, girl, look at you.
08:16Oh, gosh.
08:17What have you been up to lately?
08:19I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:20Oh, my God.
08:21I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:22Oh, okay.
08:23It was explosive.
08:24I auditioned on American Idol.
08:26Oh, you did?
08:27Yeah.
08:28It didn't air, though.
08:29Look at you.
08:30You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:31Exactly.
08:32My name is Patricia.
08:33Pat, if you're nasty.
08:34You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:38Oh, okay.
08:39This knows, knows no boundaries.
08:42I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:45Did you know that?
08:46That's how I know you.
08:47I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:48Yes.
08:49And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:51I think I would do skinny.
08:52Skinny.
08:53For sure would be the first one.
08:54Punk out of bed.
08:56Punk.
08:57Cheat.
08:58Out of bed.
08:59Cheat.
09:00That's five words.
09:01This is my new pigeon coat.
09:02Pigeon is very in right now.
09:03Is it?
09:04It is, yeah.
09:05Okay.
09:06Baby, this is chicken feathers from our own coop.
09:09It's farm to closet.
09:11Oh, yes.
09:12Oh, right.
09:13I mean, your bosoms are, um, I feel like they're coming out.
09:15They're coming out?
09:16That might be something we can work on.
09:18I need some style help.
09:19Is this beaver?
09:20It's actually my back hair.
09:22It is.
09:23Yeah.
09:24I thought, take it off the back, put it on the front.
09:25Put your thing down, flipped it, and reversed it.
09:27I loved it.
09:28I love that shoe.
09:29Oh, yeah, thanks.
09:30The shoe matches always, Carson.
09:32You're so flexible to red.
09:34That's what gets me the covers.
09:36Uh, what do you think of my outfit?
09:38I do like your, uh, your pocket handkerchief.
09:40Oh, thank you.
09:41Yes.
09:42The pocket square.
09:43Oh, I love it.
09:44A pocket square looks like a triangle to me.
09:46I know, I know.
09:47Who cares about geometry?
09:49I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:51Oh, hold on.
09:52Let me see.
09:53Let me see.
09:54Oh, my gosh.
09:55Look at them.
09:56Oh, my God.
09:57I just love love.
09:58I know.
09:59All right.
10:00We'll just try to avert our eyes.
10:01For some of your favorite style influencers.
10:03I think her name's Melinda Verga.
10:05Melinda Verga.
10:06Melinda Verga.
10:07Oh, what an interesting choice.
10:09Brooklyn Heights.
10:10Really?
10:11I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:15You see that right there?
10:16I'll lift up them.
10:17Wow.
10:18Oh, wow.
10:19They look so real.
10:20Oh, thank you.
10:21I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:22Oh, my goodness.
10:23I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:29One sec, one sec.
10:30Let me clap it out of you.
10:31Oh.
10:32Oh, God.
10:33I feel...
10:34What just happened?
10:35We should probably, um, see you do a little runway walk.
10:38I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:40Oh, God.
10:41Did you fall?
10:42No.
10:43I just had too much food.
10:44Oh, my God.
10:45Over here.
10:46Oh, God.
10:47Oh, goodness.
10:48Chiropractor.
10:49Faster.
10:50Faster.
10:51Faster.
10:52Faster.
10:53Turn.
10:54And a little jog.
10:55A light jog.
10:56A light jog.
10:57Oh, yeah.
10:58That's good.
10:59Oh, yes.
11:00Lead with the knees.
11:01It's a fashion week.
11:02And that is the actual lobster roll.
11:04Mm-hmm.
11:07That's so unique.
11:08I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:11Okay.
11:12Well, we're...
11:13Okay.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:16Where were those?
11:17This is when I lost Ms. Ralphster Roll 2005.
11:19Hold on.
11:20Added talent.
11:22All right.
11:23I think we're done here, so get out.
11:24Okay.
11:25Bye.
11:26Thank you so much.
11:27Thank you so much.
11:28I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:30Thanks so much.
11:31I'm banned.
11:32I'm sure you are.
11:33Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:39The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
11:43Sammy Landry.
11:44Oh, yeah.
11:45Good job.
11:47Yes.
11:50You have won $2,500 cash courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:56Ooh.
11:57Oh, my.
11:58All right.
11:59Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
12:02Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
12:07Oh!
12:10You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:15It is the reading battles. We've all seen it. Some of us may not love it.
12:19Reading is an art form. It is something that not everybody can do because you have to be smart.
12:25And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:28The goal is simple. Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:32Lose your battle and, well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:36And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:40But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:43Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:48Let me get a look here. Let me get a look.
12:51I get to pick my opponent first.
12:54Who do I want to destroy?
12:57I'm gonna go for P.M.
12:59Yes.
13:00I fucking hate you so much.
13:03I hate you more.
13:04Now I will choose a queen at random and they will pick their opponent.
13:08Hazel.
13:13Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:16Who is on the same level as me?
13:19I think I'm gonna go with Caramelk.
13:23Okay.
13:25Dulce.
13:27I know everyone thinks I'm gonna go pick man, but I'm not sure.
13:32I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:33You know what?
13:34I'm gonna go with Velma.
13:36Work.
13:37Work.
13:38Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:40All right, let's find our next name.
13:45Ebony Labelle.
13:46Here we go.
13:50So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:55You wanted to be Salt versus Pepper so bad.
13:58So you know what?
13:59I'm gonna choose Maya Fox.
14:05So it's Ebony versus Maya.
14:07And that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:11Fate leaves me and Van together.
14:14And I cannot wait to read her down.
14:20To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:25But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:27Oh!
14:28Racers, start your engines.
14:30And may the best drag queen read.
14:36My name is Alyssa Edwards,
14:38and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:42I mean truly.
14:43What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:46Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:51Oh my god!
14:53I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:57Holy...
14:59She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
15:03Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
15:05Yeah.
15:06The girls wanna battle!
15:08Y'all, this is fun.
15:09I know what you all are feeling right now.
15:11Mm-hmm.
15:12But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes,
15:15and allow yourself to giggle and laugh,
15:18and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically,
15:21the judges will enjoy it.
15:22Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't wanna offend the person.
15:25Why don't you wanna offend them in a reading battle?
15:27Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:28There is a check waving to you.
15:30You better get to offending everybody.
15:32All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge,
15:35and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in a bag.
15:37But I feel like, if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:39I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:43So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:49Guess what? I'm laughing first.
15:51Yes. Okay.
15:52Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh...
15:54How the fuck are you gonna make somebody else laugh?
15:56You're gonna make somebody at home laugh.
15:58Many times in season five, me telling myself I can't do this or this or this.
16:02Oh, hell, bitch.
16:04You could do all of that.
16:05It might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else,
16:09but what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
16:13And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:17Do you have any advice, like, maybe right before you walk in,
16:19to, like, kind of tell yourself, or does that just kind of tie in to pretty much...
16:22No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous
16:24because we're passionate about it, right?
16:25Yeah.
16:26We want to do good.
16:27We want to be a symbol of excellence.
16:28We want to be the best version of ourselves.
16:30So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:33And I think that's good.
16:34Hearing Alyssa say that, like, if you have nerves,
16:37it's because you're passionate, kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease
16:40because I feel like I've been really nervous pretty much this whole competition.
16:43But it's because it means a lot to me.
16:45This isn't just a game.
16:46Like, this is something I really want.
16:48Bring that backstage drag banter.
16:50Bring that to the main stage.
16:52Mm-hmm.
16:53I'm excited to see all this.
16:54I'm excited.
16:55And I believe in you all, all right?
16:57Now, let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:58Get the hell up out of here.
17:07I love Miss Alyssa motherfucking Edwards.
17:09That is so gaggy.
17:11Are y'all gagged?
17:12Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you.
17:16And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:18I'm Samy Landry.
17:19Oh, wait, say that again.
17:21Samy Landry.
17:22Samy.
17:23Samy.
17:24Samy.
17:25Samy.
17:26Samy.
17:27Landry.
17:28Landry.
17:29That's the experience.
17:30What does that mean?
17:31It means my name.
17:32Landry.
17:33Landry.
17:34It's French.
17:35Clearly.
17:36Yes.
17:37Who thinks they're really gonna excel in this?
17:38I feel like I'm gonna surprise myself.
17:39You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-sinker.
17:41I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:46You were cackling.
17:47You were having a boot and a haul.
17:49And I was obsessed with that.
17:50The judges didn't.
17:51They were like, what?
17:52Alyssa, were you entertained?
17:53I said, thoroughly.
17:55But I'm a storyteller.
17:56I learned very quickly.
17:57And these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
18:00And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
18:03Punch.
18:04You get to the punch.
18:05And delivery can be everything.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:10Yeah.
18:11Just really sell your character with it.
18:12Yes.
18:13Okay.
18:14Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:16This is all in fun.
18:17Just drag.
18:18It's just drag.
18:19It's not personal.
18:20It's just drag.
18:21Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here
18:23playing too Canadian and nice.
18:25But I think some of them are quite shady.
18:29I'll stay tuned.
18:35Oh, my God.
18:37Okay.
18:38Alyssa Edwards.
18:39Alyssa.
18:40Alyssa.
18:41Motherfucking Edwards.
18:42She came to Moncton.
18:43No way.
18:44In 2018.
18:45I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:48So you said it was around 2018.
18:5018, yeah.
18:51You did that.
18:52How long have you been doing drag again?
18:53Nine years.
18:54Nine years.
18:55I started in a drag competition and I won the contest.
18:59And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
19:04My art.
19:05Art.
19:07But yeah, a little bit of this too.
19:09The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of experience.
19:15Exactly.
19:16I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:21It was a challenge to be booked for a gig.
19:24I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:29It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs and I did my experience.
19:36Like, I'm such a fighter.
19:38So I just keep on going.
19:40It's a little bit sad.
19:41Like, I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:47I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
19:53So, do you want to...
19:54Yeah, let's wish you to get to work.
19:56Yeah.
19:57But it was a pleasure.
19:58Wait, did you get...
20:00No, I got chosen.
20:01Who chose you?
20:02Ebony chose me.
20:03So you're easy to read.
20:04Apparently.
20:05Apparently.
20:06Ebony is a really big personality and I just need to make sure that she doesn't seem on me in this challenge.
20:11I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:14Oh, girl.
20:15Oh, girl, they ain't ready to call.
20:17I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goff and Ebony because they are the funniest bitches in the room and I need some help.
20:26I chose Maya.
20:27I don't really know too much about her.
20:29But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:31Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
20:35And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:39Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:42Well, yeah.
20:43Well, yes.
20:44I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:46Yeah.
20:47A few of us?
20:48Yeah.
20:49I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:50Oh, really?
20:51Really?
20:52Yes.
20:53I was working on her back with two wins.
20:54Mm-hmm.
20:55And I feel like I could, you know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
21:00I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really...
21:03Yeah.
21:04I hope for her.
21:05I don't want her to get out the win.
21:06I want to deflate her ego.
21:08Just a little, you know?
21:11I would have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best.
21:14Well, tell me about it.
21:15Oh, we will.
21:16We will.
21:17We're, like, digging deep.
21:18Yeah.
21:19And we will dig deep today.
21:21I'm gonna give Caramilk a couple of little zingers or things they can dig at that might throw
21:28Hazel off their game because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing
21:33me.
21:34Do you think everyone else is being shady?
21:35I hope so.
21:36No, I think everyone's going really to the chocolate.
21:37I think everybody's...
21:38Look at them.
21:39They're all overlooking at us.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:41Oh, my job.
21:42Merci.
21:43Oh, my God.
21:45Jesus!
21:46Jesus, Mary!
21:47Let's start with the other bitches who understand us all.
21:49No.
21:50It's a little bit of a thought.
21:51I'm not a violent-pantone, but I just try to act like...
21:54Yes, I'm also.
21:56Because at the end of the day, it's just like being funny.
21:59Like, you can act evil.
22:02Yeah.
22:03But as much as you're funny, that's what it does.
22:05That's right.
22:06Yeah, exactly.
22:07I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go if it's
22:12If it's funny, it's okay.
22:15When we bitch, but we bitch.
22:18I don't know if I'm intense.
22:20Yeah, I'm not cruel.
22:21So that's why I'm like...
22:23But I'm also confident because I think I have a good way to write.
22:27This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
22:30The order of the word are so important in comedy.
22:34So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice,
22:38and practice to success.
22:42And what?
23:07When life hands you limes, put them in your hat.
23:11Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
23:15She's my favorite naughty librarian.
23:17It's Tracy Melshor.
23:19Hey, Brooke Brock.
23:20Hi, Trace. What is your favorite kind of read?
23:22Petulance.
23:24Ooh, noted.
23:26And it's style superstar Carson Kressley.
23:29Carson, what are you still doing here?
23:31Oh, well, I came for the poutine, but I stayed for the Mount Me's.
23:35I think you mean the Mounties.
23:37No, I mean Mount Me's.
23:39And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas.
23:42The winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards.
23:45I'm back, back, back, back, back, back again.
23:48Alyssa, you've never been here.
23:50Only in my dreams.
23:51Only in my dreams.
23:53This week, we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles.
23:58Racers, start your engines.
24:00And may the best drag queen win!
24:03Charisma, uniqueness.
24:07Category is My Chemical Reaction.
24:11First up, Hazel.
24:13My Chemical Reaction is inspired by metallicizing.
24:18There is the silver-plated side, and then the gold is metallicizing all over it.
24:24If only she had a brain.
24:26Bitch, fuck Joan of Art. It's Hazel of Art.
24:29I'm here to stomp on this competition.
24:32Thank you for being an alloy.
24:34Maya Fox.
24:39I'm ready to serve you eruption, baby.
24:42I am the volcano.
24:44We have rubble all on this down.
24:46We've got lava coming out.
24:48It is moving.
24:49It is flowing.
24:50She is smoking.
24:51That's my Mount Vesuvacissi.
24:53I'm really selling this head to toe.
24:56I am melting all over this stage.
24:58What a hothead.
25:00Pompeii, I say.
25:02Ebony LaBelle.
25:04Ooh!
25:05Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala.
25:07She got her pretty dress on.
25:09She got her hair up in her rollers, honey.
25:11She's reading the good old Val magazine.
25:14She done high here.
25:15And I turn around.
25:16Boom.
25:17Now she done turned it and burnt it.
25:19The whole back is burnt to a crisp.
25:22But isn't she so glamorous?
25:24Hair today?
25:25Gone tomorrow.
25:26PM.
25:27My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach.
25:33Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again.
25:36On one side of me, I am plaqued.
25:39I am disgusting.
25:40I am a deep, coffee-stained yellow.
25:43And then on the other side, I am showing you pearly and white.
25:47Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks.
25:52Fanned off.
25:53My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying.
25:56Now that right there is rigamorous.
26:00I want it to be in kind of a half state of decaying.
26:03So I got bones coming out.
26:05Baby, I'm giving you horror.
26:06I'm giving you spooky.
26:08Spooning.
26:10It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this.
26:15Caramilk.
26:17Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
26:21What the fudge?
26:23This week, I really wanted to show something more sexy.
26:25I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs
26:28and show the girls that I can really strut down.
26:30I think I see her ganache.
26:32Caramilk is melting the hearts of the judges.
26:36Sammy Landry.
26:38My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization.
26:43Oh, my God, I crystallized, you guys.
26:46I don't fucking know how crystallization works.
26:49I'm not a scientist.
26:50I'm a drag queen.
26:51Now that right there is Marilyn Monroe.
26:54I wanted to challenge myself and push myself
26:57and show the judges that I hear the critiques.
27:00This is the glam, Samin.
27:03Saltina Shaker.
27:04My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction
27:07of cryogenesis.
27:10That's me freezing.
27:11It's Kate minus eight Fahrenheit.
27:14I have these pipes going into my suit, pumping oxygen,
27:19but I'm slowly freezing to death, putting the cis in cryogenesis.
27:25She's giving us the cold shoulder.
27:28Dulce.
27:29I'm rolling down this runway like I have a rock.
27:32And at the very end, I bust open, and you see everything that's inside of me.
27:36I could see her Grand Canyon.
27:38A lot of browns, a lot of, like, almost orangey colors.
27:42Maybe a bit of crystallization, which is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere.
27:47I want to show the judges that I don't always just wear a gown.
27:50Not a soul could rock.
27:52Velma Jones.
27:53The graceful Mother Nature has arrived.
27:56It's precipitation, but fashion.
27:59The hair clouds discharge with water.
28:03The rain is pouring to the cold ground, becoming ice.
28:07Here she is, world.
28:09It's Stormy Daniels.
28:11I want to take my time for the judges to really take it in and really appreciate all the details.
28:17Is that a first time a woman's ever made you wet?
28:27Welcome to Reading Battles.
28:29Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off.
28:34You will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can.
28:39The winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition.
28:42And the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner.
28:46We will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles.
28:51So don't hold back.
29:03Welcome to our first battle.
29:05The only thing whiter than her face is her dancing.
29:09It's Van Gogh.
29:11And just like her hometown, Ottawa, she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her.
29:17It's Saltina Shaker.
29:20Let the reading begin!
29:23Hello, everyone. My name is Van Gogh.
29:25I am the little devil with the list, also known as the front-runner of the competition.
29:30Saltina is so desperate for another win, she's battling the girl with the speech impediment.
29:36And she's still gonna lose, but it'll remind her of week one.
29:41All right. Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
29:43Uh, whatever the fuck PM is, how are we doing tonight?
29:48You know, Van, it looks like somebody squished your face.
29:53But it also sounds like somebody squished your face.
30:00Saltina, you are the queen of social media.
30:02And I want you to show us how to do one of those amazing transitions right now.
30:05From the main stage back to Ottawa.
30:08What do Van's filler and Canadian geese have in common?
30:17They're both migrating as we speak.
30:23Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
30:26I know.
30:30Oh, my gosh!
30:31Van walks into a bar.
30:33Is something I would say if Caramel didn't steal all her bookings.
30:38Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity.
30:45My theory?
30:47Your parents were relatives.
30:51I want to leave you all with some homework.
30:54Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
30:57A blobfish?
30:58If you don't know what it is, look it up when you get back home.
31:01And...
31:03Let me know what you think.
31:05Let me know what you think.
31:06Um, hint.
31:08It's hideous.
31:10Thank you, guys.
31:12Woo!
31:14Well done.
31:15The reading battle is on.
31:17A real war of words.
31:19Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here.
31:22Van Goth, I can tell that you host.
31:24I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room.
31:27Saltina, you had some great zingers in there.
31:29Canada goose migration.
31:30I was like, wait, they make more than just jackets?
31:33I was a little worried about you at first.
31:35But you really found your rhythm at the end.
31:37And you ended on the perfect note, which is that blobfish.
31:40And also, your PM joke will live rent-free in my head forever.
31:45I think this is a double act.
31:47Something you two both should take on the road together.
31:49Good and evil.
31:50The winner of this reading battle is...
31:55Saltina Shaker.
31:57Yay!
32:01Condragulations, you live to slay another day.
32:04Yay!
32:05That means I'm sorry, my dear, but Van Goth, you lost your battle,
32:09and you may be up for elimination.
32:11It's time for our next battle.
32:13Now, despite popular belief, she did not shoot Selena.
32:22It's Dulce!
32:25Oh, my God, that's great.
32:28And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag.
32:31It's Velvet Jones!
32:34Let the reading begin!
32:37Well, hello, everyone.
32:39My name is Dulce, and I will be your main course for this evening.
32:44To warm us up, you know, the one that you kind of toss to the side?
32:48Velma.
32:49Hi, everybody, NPM!
32:53I'm Velma Jones!
32:55I'm your Frenchie sweetheart.
32:57And the good thing with this face-off is I would not understand any of it.
33:02Girl, neither will we, don't worry.
33:05Oh, Dulce!
33:06I like Dulce Delici!
33:09Mmm, mmm, mmm!
33:11What's missing?
33:13Oh, taste.
33:17Too bad I can't ask for you.
33:20Velma is so white, when feast...
33:23Girl, I know about feast.
33:26But when I first met Velma, she thought I was housecleaning.
33:30She did.
33:31And when production first said hard ice, she got so excited
33:33because she thought I was finally getting deported.
33:36Oh!
33:38Oh, my God!
33:39Girl!
33:40Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family.
33:45And judging by how she's dressing...
33:48Hey, Grandma!
33:49Grandma?
33:52I'm surprised you know the word Grandma,
33:54because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
33:56Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.
33:58But my grandma loved me.
34:00She's the only one that does.
34:02Fuck.
34:03Dulce is so poor.
34:09Well, yes! Well, yes!
34:11She keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs
34:14and uses them as coupons at the grocery store.
34:17I would have saved those drink tickets for your mom.
34:21I know she could have used them.
34:23But did you know that Velma also has a drag king personality?
34:26No, she does. She does.
34:28But honestly, if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her,
34:32we would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent.
34:35Those girls are reading.
34:38Dulce is from the city of London.
34:42And now I understand where she got her British smile.
34:50Velma! Velma!
34:53Yay!
34:55Wow!
34:57Both of you really surprised me,
34:58because you seemed a little timid yesterday.
35:01Dulce loved your confidence.
35:03I loved how you commanded the stage.
35:04Velma, I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself
35:08and the fact that English is not your first language.
35:10You surprised me.
35:12Your timing, your delivery, really impeccable.
35:15The winner of this reading battle is...
35:20Velma Jones, congratulations!
35:27You have won your reading battle.
35:29Dulce, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle
35:31and may be up for elimination.
35:36It's time for our next battle.
35:44She's not viral.
35:46She's just diseased.
35:49It's Sammy Landry!
35:53And they're polyamorous.
35:55But you could probably tell that just by looking at them.
35:58Aww!
36:00It's PM!
36:02Let the reading begin!
36:06Pussy milk.
36:09That is the name that PM chose for themselves.
36:14It's a little hard to process.
36:16It might be because I'm lactose intolerant,
36:19or because it's just a shit name.
36:21Now, I'm gonna find some new names for you tonight,
36:25because, uh, your pussy milk is rotted.
36:29My name is PM, just the letters P and M, you stupid bitch.
36:35Um...
36:37Sammy Landry, season six's comedy queen.
36:40The only funny thing about you, though,
36:43is that your dad and your mom know each other better
36:46as brother and sister.
36:48Oh!
36:49Damn!
36:51PM.
36:53Poorly made.
36:56PM.
36:58Problematic mug.
37:02Your makeup is a little dry.
37:05Kind of like your punchline.
37:07Okay, you got me with that one.
37:11Okay, Sammy, I have two words for you,
37:15and I am gonna say them really slowly,
37:18because you're from Moncton,
37:20and that means you're an idiot.
37:22Pimple patches.
37:25You're looking like a Jackson Pollock painting out a drag, sweetheart,
37:29and we don't want to see it anymore.
37:31Oh, my.
37:33PM.
37:34Patchy mullet.
37:37Oh, my gosh!
37:39Your drag belongs in the dark PM hours,
37:42because I don't want to see it.
37:47We have an animal on stage, and from your lip sync,
37:51you literally look like a pony doing fucking dressage.
37:54And your teeth!
37:56Are you munching and crunching those carrots, sweetheart?
37:59I haven't mentioned the carrots, because I can clearly see what the fuck is going on here.
38:04Okay?
38:08PM.
38:10Poop muncher.
38:11Sure.
38:13And I'm about to leave the stage because I don't want to take up any more of your time,
38:18like Sammy has in this competition.
38:21Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
38:24Thank you so much.
38:26You two went in really engaging with each other.
38:29I'd love to see it.
38:31Sammy, all of those PMs were great.
38:32They were clever, they were inventive, but most importantly, they were funny.
38:36Both of you, well done.
38:38Bravo.
38:40The winner of this reading battle is...
38:45Sammy Lanthry.
38:47Hey!
38:49Yeah!
38:51That means, PM, I'm sorry, my dear, you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
38:58It's time for our next battle.
39:04If she was a coffee order, she'd be a flat white.
39:07Oh!
39:10It's Hazel.
39:12That was good.
39:13That was good.
39:14And she's not even the best drag queen in her family.
39:17It's Caramel.
39:19Oh!
39:21Let the reading begin.
39:24Hello, everyone.
39:25My name is Hazel.
39:27Her name is Disappointment.
39:30Caramel, you made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game.
39:33Now the only clock that's ticking is your name in this game.
39:38That did not come out how it should.
39:39Not at all.
39:40Not one bit.
39:41Well, you know, fuck my drag.
39:42Okay, next!
39:44Hazel threw her sister PM under the bus last week.
39:47Oh, my God.
39:48She must go through a lot of razors shaving those two faces.
39:51Something Maya Fox would know a lot about.
39:54Oh!
39:55Oh!
39:56Did y'all know that Caramel came in here named after the wrong chocolate bar?
40:01Bitch, your name should be Crunchy.
40:05It is Caramel with a K.
40:07And this is Hazel without her K.
40:10Ketamine!
40:12Oh, shit!
40:13Girl!
40:14Oh, shit!
40:16Girl, I know...
40:17Girl, PM!
40:18PM told you that one, bitch!
40:20We see in your nostrils.
40:21Oh!
40:22Oh!
40:23You know what's so endearing about Caramelk?
40:26The fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge.
40:32No one's bigger than Dulce.
40:36You have a weekly show called Haze, which makes a lot of sense, because you have the testosterone of an entire fraternity!
40:44Yeah.
40:46Ironic that Caramelk played Flava Flav, because she's been giving tasteless performances week after week after week.
40:56But I still send Star home with no makeup on.
41:01Hazel rapped about being a star in her It Girl music video verse.
41:06Girl, with that cheerleader entrance look, you're not shining.
41:09You're shining!
41:12Bitch.
41:14Stupid.
41:16So stupid.
41:19Okay, gorgeous gowns.
41:21Hazel, I relate to you.
41:24Because you're a funny person when you're not reading a script, alright?
41:29When you put the cards down and you interacted with the audience and with us,
41:33you invited us into your world and we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show.
41:37Even when the jokes didn't land, you didn't wither, you know?
41:41You stood tall and fabulous and strong, so we love to see it.
41:45And Caramelk, it's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell.
41:49You had some really great jokes in there, and you finished on such a high note for me, and it was a really good period on the sentence.
41:54The winner of this reading battle is...
42:00Caramelk.
42:01Woo!
42:05Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle and maybe a preliminary.
42:09Darn.
42:11It is time for our final battle.
42:18St. Catharines has no nightlife, which explains her drag.
42:22It's Ebony Lavelle!
42:25Yes!
42:27And she puts the East in beast!
42:31It's Maya Foxx!
42:33Not that.
42:35Let the reading begin!
42:37I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week.
42:41I mean, goddamn bitches, look how good she makes me love!
42:45Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen. Even her lace has been waving at me all season.
42:51Hi, Maya! Hi, Maya!
42:54Ms. Maya, did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar?
42:59Yeah? Mm-hmm.
43:01Let me tell you, okay, in her verse on episode one, she says that she serves looks in her free time.
43:07I guess you don't got a lot of free time, bitch.
43:15Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
43:19This bitch is always interrupting people, so, Ebony, the next time you need to say something,
43:24please raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
43:30I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there, so let me give you some...
43:34Let me give you some nice words, okay, because I am kind.
43:38It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup brick by brick by motherfucking brick, bitch.
43:45Bitch, you really are the queen of blending into the background.
43:49Oh, girl.
43:51Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week.
43:55I actually prepared a gift for you, okay?
43:57Ms. Maya Fox is here to show you how to finally hook in a pillowcase, bitch.
44:00Wait a minute, she don't got a chin, either! She can't!
44:05You're waiting for me, bitch or her?
44:07This bitch was so busted in the commercial, it looks like her booking fee is $37.50.
44:14Listen, we gotta work on that drag name.
44:17She came up in here as Maya Fox, but I think we could try Maya Horse or, uh,
44:22Maya Taste is Awful or, uh, Maya Time in this competition is up after this week's challenge.
44:26Whoo!
44:28Yay!
44:30Thank you. I am Ebony LaBelle and that's a man, Maury.
44:36Now this is how you close out a reading battle.
44:39I think this is my favorite duo of the night.
44:41Yes!
44:42What an epic showdown. Ebony, let's talk.
44:45Gorgeous, confident, strong.
44:48The comebacks were, like, impeccable.
44:50I felt like I was watching you in Vegas.
44:53You give me a character right out of Paris' Barney.
44:57Ah, Maya, it was a very Canadian approach.
45:01You had great material.
45:03I love to raise your hand. You had some, uh, cute little zingers.
45:07The winner of this reading battle is...
45:12Ebony LaBelle.
45:14Yay!
45:16Thank you so much!
45:20Maya Fox, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
45:28Condragulations to our battle winners this week.
45:31You all burnt your opponents to a crisp, but one of you really stirred the pot.
45:39Ebony LaBelle, condragulations!
45:42Yay!
45:46You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
45:48Yes, I am!
45:50You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:55Bitch, I'm a Lucky Bastard tonight!
45:58Yes, ma'am. Ooh, that's like good money.
46:01That leaves us with the losers of their battles.
46:04Van Gogh, Maya Fox.
46:08You are both safe.
46:12Which means Dulce, PM, and Hazel, I'm sorry, but you were the bottom three this week.
46:17Ebony, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the Golden Beaver, granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their life.
46:28You hold the fate of your sisters in your petite little hands.
46:34As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
46:38You may leave the stage.
46:40Oh, girl!
46:43The reading battles have come to a close.
46:46The reading battles were so much fun.
46:49We really redeemed the reading challenges on Canada's Drag Race.
46:52You're welcome, season five.
46:53We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry about being safe.
46:57She's won a challenge!
46:59Yeah!
47:01Cheers!
47:03I motherfucking ate the hat.
47:05Yes, you did!
47:07Bitch, I won!
47:13Bitch, I win!
47:14Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it.
47:17I'm just, like, so proud of myself.
47:19Oh, I know these holes are bad.
47:21And, Maya, I need to say, I'm not mad at you.
47:23Okay.
47:24We killed it up there.
47:25We did great.
47:27You were the one person that I did not want to go against.
47:30And this is my redemption to stay.
47:34Bitch, you were so funny.
47:36The comedy redemption finally happened.
47:39Sorry for disaster.
47:41Thank you. I am funny.
47:42Yes!
47:43Yes, you are!
47:44Thank you!
47:45My spot is secured.
47:47I want to hear what the bottoms have to say.
47:49I wanted to talk to my sister, Dulce,
47:51because I'm feeling a vibe over here.
47:55It sucks. I feel like I haven't, um...
47:58Been, like, reaching the potential that I know I can.
48:01I feel like my drag is, like, fucking sickening.
48:04I'm happy you won. I wish I won.
48:06But it is what it is.
48:08My track record is good.
48:10I've been in the top.
48:11I've never gotten the beaver.
48:13I'm gonna continue to fucking do better.
48:16I don't want to throw you two under the bus either,
48:18because, like, I know you guys feel just as shit as I do.
48:21You guys are more used to it, but I'm not, like...
48:24I was waiting for that! I was waiting for it!
48:27The way you're feeling right now is the way that I was feeling
48:30a couple weeks ago.
48:31It's like, you're doing good.
48:33You know, you wanted that moment.
48:34You wanted that win.
48:35And you're having a little short spot.
48:38Don't discredit yourself, girl.
48:40I deserve to stay here.
48:42But I don't know how the girls are playing it.
48:44If they're playing it by track record, it should be me.
48:47No questions asked.
48:48No shade, I want the beaver just as much as you do again.
48:51You know?
48:52Like, if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season,
48:54then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season.
48:56I want to keep going and fucking showing everyone
48:58that I am a threat in this competition and not a fucking flat white.
49:03No shade!
49:04Bitch, your face is a flat white.
49:06Oh!
49:07But there is blush on it!
49:08Now bring us the challenge!
49:10Listen, I want to move into your beaver lodge, Ebeneez,
49:13so fucking give me that beaver, okay?
49:16I am obviously a little upset that I'm here.
49:19I'm somebody in Vancouver who doesn't really do the back room shit.
49:23So for me to sit down and put pen to paper and make people laugh today
49:28is probably one of my proudest moments.
49:31And I can't stop smiling because I look fucking good.
49:35I feel good.
49:37And I did good today.
49:39I obviously hope you use the beaver on me
49:41because these two don't know how to use the beaver properly.
49:45Bitch, when I was 16, I had my time with the beaver.
49:47Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:49Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:50Hi, Kiana.
49:52If I were in the top, I would have used it on PM.
49:54I would use it on PM.
49:55I thought you were absolutely phenomenal.
49:58I would say Dulce, for sure.
50:00I think she's got the best track record.
50:03Who's the fucking gag over there?
50:04No, I said for sure.
50:05Oh, okay.
50:06Well, I mean, for me, I think, like, Hazel, I think you already had the beaver.
50:10Like, this is how I would process it.
50:12PM, you got the beaver last week as well.
50:14Dulce's never had the beaver.
50:15You were in the top in the commercial challenge.
50:18I don't know what Ebony's gonna do here.
50:19She's got some really strong options,
50:21but she could also make a move in this competition.
50:23She also has an alliance with everybody up in here,
50:25so I don't know what this bitch is thinking.
50:26There's a lot of things to take into consideration.
50:28I can fully just base it off of today.
50:30I can base it off a track record.
50:32I can also base it off of what I think's gonna come next.
50:34What if the next challenge is a performance challenge?
50:37Who I think is going to really, really eat it up next week.
50:40I know that Ebony is playing this game strategically,
50:44so I need to make sure that I give her an offer
50:47that she cannot deny so that I end up with the beaver in my hands.
50:51Ebony, can I say something, though?
50:53Yes.
50:54I feel like this week I rose,
50:56and I feel like I'm headed upwards.
50:58Mm-hmm.
50:59And if you were to ever find yourself down,
51:01I would scratch your back for sure.
51:04And I would scratch it so good.
51:06I feel like I didn't flop this week,
51:08and I really want to be here,
51:10and I will get you back if you get me this week.
51:13Oh, and you know what?
51:14Y'all saying I can say the exact same thing, too.
51:16Literally, girl, really fucking tweet.
51:18But you don't mean it.
51:19What do you mean I don't mean it?
51:21Because you put me out there last week,
51:23and I'm one of your best friends.
51:24Bitch, I did not fucking put you out there last week.
51:26You didn't choose me!
51:27I was in the moment, but anyone else
51:30You're in the moment chosen.
51:31And that's the thing.
51:33So it is what it is.
51:34You know what I think?
51:35I think let them settle it out on the lip sync.
51:38Put them down. Save me.
51:40Make it real simple.
51:41They need stuff to work out.
51:42Make them lip sync.
51:44Down.
51:45But I also want to see you turn the party, Dualsay.
51:47Pardon?
51:48You said you could turn the party,
51:49and I want to see you go out there.
51:51I want to see you go.
51:52Like, girl, shut the fuck out.
51:53Like, whether we lip sync or not,
51:54like, I'm fucking ready to oof, girl.
51:56I love this untucked.
51:58PM gave me a very good offer
52:01that if I scratch their back now,
52:03they'll scratch my back later.
52:05I do believe them. I really do.
52:07Bitch, not everybody making that plea,
52:09so I guess I'm pretty good whoever the hell I choose.
52:12I don't know.
52:13Girl, I just gotta make a damn decision.
52:22Welcome back, queens.
52:24Ebony LaBelle.
52:26Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
52:29Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
52:32Y'all did not make it easy this week.
52:34Whoever I don't save, bitches,
52:36fight it out on the stage.
52:38I have chose to save Dulce.
52:44Well, I'll be damned.
52:49Dulce, you are out of the woods this week.
52:52You may join the others at the back.
52:55Thank you. I love you, Alyssa.
52:59PM, Hazel,
53:02I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.
53:06Two queens stand before us.
53:11Prior to tonight,
53:12you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
53:15of Dumb Blonde by Avril Lavigne,
53:17featuring Nicki Minaj.
53:19This is your last chance to impress us
53:21and save yourself from elimination.
53:27The time has come
53:29for you to lip sync
53:31for your life.
53:36Good luck.
53:38And don't fuck
53:40it
53:41up.
53:45I ain't no dumb blonde.
53:47I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
53:49I got my game on.
53:51Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
53:53Well, there you go again, telling me where I belong.
53:57You put me on the bench.
54:00Don't think that I can play strong.
54:02So quick to condescend.
54:04Well, you think I'm empty, I'm not.
54:06You won't be so confident
54:08when I'm crushing you from the top.
54:10I'm a babe, I'm a boss,
54:12and I'm making this my day.
54:14Uh-huh.
54:15I can flip like a switch,
54:16and I cut like a blade.
54:18Try to get an end.
54:19I can sting like a bee,
54:20but I'm sweeter than Hyundai.
54:22Uh-huh.
54:23Uh-huh.
54:24And I'm quick as a rip,
54:25so get out of my way.
54:27Come and get it now.
54:29I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:31I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
54:33I got my game on.
54:35Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:38I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:40I am a freakin' cherry gone.
54:42I need an icon.
54:44Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:46Stand up, everybody.
54:48Get out, say it loud.
54:50With bombshells raising hell now.
54:52Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:55Stand up, everybody.
54:57Get out, say it loud.
54:59With bombshells raising hell now.
55:01Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:03Yo, I ain't playing, but I won the cup.
55:05Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck.
55:07Uh-huh.
55:08It was me, young Avril, security tough.
55:10In the back, just in case one of y'all run up.
55:12One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck.
55:14When you see a young queen in the flesh, what's up?
55:16All that hatin' you was doin', got the Barbie poppin'.
55:18Now all of them wanna be a Barbie, I'm watchin'.
55:21But you never gon' stop me, never gon' top me.
55:23Millions on millions, they never gon' dot me.
55:25I am the prototype, the pink printin'.
55:27No, I don't want no frauds.
55:29Wink, wink.
55:30I ain't no dumb blonde.
55:32I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
55:34I got my game on.
55:36Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:39I ain't no dumb blonde.
55:41I am a freakin' chariot.
55:43Oh yeah, I'll be your icon.
55:45Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:47Stand up everybody.
55:49Stand up, say it loud.
55:51Get loud.
55:52Shows, raise and count.
55:54Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:56Stand up everybody.
55:58Just stand up, say it loud.
56:00Let's go.
56:01Shows, raise and count.
56:02Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
56:05All right, that was great.
56:12Queens, we have made our decision.
56:25P.M. Shantae, you stay.
56:35You're the only person I want to be with you.
56:40Go with it. Go with it.
56:43Hazel. Yes.
56:46Behind those hazel eyes is a star on the rise.
56:51Thank you so much for this opportunity.
56:54I feel so blessed to be here.
56:56Well, we are so blessed to have you here.
56:59Now sashay away.
57:01This flat white will end fit now.
57:05Love you.
57:07Love you.
57:11You can catch my one-person comedy show coming very soon.
57:17You got any comp tickets?
57:22I feel very disappointed.
57:24I just feel like I didn't really get to show off
57:27who I am truly as a performer,
57:30just besides that iconic lip sync.
57:35You bitch.
57:40Am I Fifi O'Hara in this moment?
57:47Oh, my God.
57:52The beautiful hazel.
57:53You are absolutely beautiful, like you said.
57:55You should be so proud of yourself.
57:57This is just the beginning.
57:58And that's what it's about.
57:59I know.
58:00I've sashayed away a few times in my time.
58:04Get your person. Come on.
58:07Let's go. We going to Texas?
58:08Let me take her. Let me take her.
58:10Is the bus still running?
58:12Yeah, it is.
58:13Oh, baby, you're going to the train station or something.
58:16Girl, hit it.
58:17Congratulations, queens.
58:19You live to slay another day.
58:22The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:25So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
58:30Yeah!
58:32That's right.
58:33Now let the music play!
58:35You wear it well.
58:37You wear it well.
58:38You wear it well.
58:39Use your suits, you.
58:41Ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:43Wreck it for me.
58:44Wreck it for me, me.
58:46You wear it.
58:47You wear it.
58:48You wear it well.
58:50Next time on Canada's Drag Race...
58:52You'll be the hostesses with the mostesses
58:55on our brand-new drag talk show, The Shade.
58:59I feel a little sad that neither of you
59:00really wanted me in your group.
59:02This is definitely not the energy that I want to start with.
59:05It's not just, like, having a drag mother, drag daughter.
59:07It's about the connections you make along the way.
59:09Girl, this is boring.
59:11I love this talk show, by the way.
59:12Wow!
59:13You were made for TV.
59:15You're, like, Cindy Lou Who's slutty cougar stepmom,
59:19Tanya Lou Who.
59:20Tanya.
59:21I love her.
59:22I love her.
59:49I love her.
59:50Denis
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