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Heated Rivalry (2025) Season 1 Episode 4- Engsub
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11That's, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking...
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59you think I'm pretty...
01:00I'm fun...
01:01I'm gonna go on to that, shoot that.
01:04You could stay, you're in our way.
01:08Get lost forever.
01:11Get lost forever.
01:13Get lost forever.
01:14Get lost forever.
01:17Get lost forever.
01:20You think I'm pretty?
01:23I think I'm pretty.
01:26I think I'm pretty.
01:28I'm gonna fuck up.
01:30Let's go.
02:00You think you're clever.
02:02Good life.
02:04She took a break.
02:06Made a mistake.
02:08When she met Trevor.
02:10Get lost forever.
02:14Get lost forever.
02:18Get lost forever.
02:22I think I'm pretty.
02:23I think I'm pretty.
02:24I think I'm pretty.
02:25You think I'm pretty.
02:27Do you wanna fuck me?
02:30Closing off line, back on the ice for Boston and hotels for my partner.
02:32We're gonna have a monster game tonight, that big city.
02:35I gave you magic games, oh.
02:37I hope we're gonna get out soon.
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree, a dark, a hill
03:02It's crooked from doing bad bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're sta-
03:26You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You say I scare you all
03:40And the most people do
03:43This is the real world
03:44Honey, you know what you do
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city to
03:50Nice try
03:52Now get out of the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take your fucking hand
03:58I said I'll see you
03:59You wanna be, you wanna be
04:01Yai yai yai yai yai yaiy
04:06Nice try
04:08Get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Que las forever
04:41Help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty
04:43They'll be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that one
04:46Whatever you need, Captain
04:48Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:09Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:11He had a hat-trick last week
05:12And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:14Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks, guys
05:39And...
05:4053
05:41I'll be right back
05:42In a while
05:44So aizer
05:45Effort
05:46Zones
05:47Delivery
05:48unning
05:50Await
05:51WD
06:56This Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12Again.
07:13Again.
07:14Again.
07:15Again.
07:16You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:03I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:16So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:46You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:35Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:35He's okay.
10:54Oh, my God.
10:56Oh, my God.
10:59Is he okay?
11:05Oh, my God.
11:35Oh, my God.
12:05Oh, my God.
12:10Oh, my God.
12:15Oh, my God.
12:18Oh, my God.
12:22Oh, my God.
12:23Oh, my God.
12:25Oh, my God.
12:27Shut up.
12:32I'll show you now, okay?
12:34You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:04We're at the weight.
13:24I should go.
13:25So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:37Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:52I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:12Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Bye.
14:38Bye.
14:38Bye.
14:38Bye.
14:38Bye.
14:38Bye.
14:42Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:12All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:37Good boys.
15:39Hey.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42Be nice, dude.
15:43I fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're trying together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:01Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:21Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:48I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:15No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:24You need to get out of here, sir.
18:39Yes, my brother.
18:42Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:44It's a good evening, regardless of what you want.
18:48It's a good time for me.
18:50You have to be a good time.
18:52After yesterday, you won't win...
18:57...Latvii.
18:59...Latvii.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it to this?
19:05It's not bad?
19:06It's not bad, my dear.
19:07Well, it's not bad.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not bad, it's not bad.
19:14It's not bad.
19:15It's not bad.
19:16It's not bad that you showed up in childhood.
19:19I'm playing better now than when I was.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:24The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who's it to you?
19:44Who's your mother?
19:45Who's your mother?
19:46She doesn't know this.
19:47No, my father.
19:48Mom's mother.
19:49You remember her?
19:50I was in your mother.
19:51Where's your mother?
19:52No, father.
19:53Mom's mother.
19:54Mom's mother.
19:57You remember her?
19:58I was in your mother.
19:59You remember her?
20:00I was in your mother.
20:01Where you were.
20:02I was in your mother.
20:03Where's your mother?
20:06Where's your mother?
20:07Where's your mother?
20:09In Moscow?
20:11Of course.
20:12Of course.
20:13We need to go.
20:14We need to go to the hall of the evening,
20:21so I can meet with the minister.
20:26Yes. Ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:32Of course, he's always the same.
20:35Everything is always on the altar.
20:38But what's going on?
20:40He's not in the form.
20:42He's always the same.
20:44He's always the same.
20:46He's always the same.
20:48He's always the same.
20:50He's too good for you.
20:52It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Leadership.
21:00You're too much talking.
21:04I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You talk too much.
21:11It's a problem when it comes to hockey.
21:13Only when we're winning, пап.
21:15I'm going to bring her in the bar.
21:17And she needs to be one cup.
21:21Look how she's got it for you.
21:23From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be good if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32It would be interesting.
21:33It would be interesting.
21:34It would be interesting.
21:35I'll always take a look at you in the box.
21:37It's not a mess.
21:39There will be nothing.
21:40It's not a mess.
21:41There will be nothing.
21:42There will be nothing.
21:43There will be nothing.
21:44Right.
21:45There will be nothing.
21:46It's been a long time, and I've been a long time for a long time, Sash.
22:04I think that you played well.
22:06I would say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any significance for you.
22:25It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:28Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03But with a violent fight, you can't get you all out of your heart.
23:06Like you can't get your mind.
23:07You're going to be a bad guy.
23:08You're going to be a bad guy.
23:09You're going to be a bad guy.
23:10You're going to be a bad guy.
23:11And then you can win.
23:12You can win.
23:13You can win.
23:14You can win.
23:15You can win.
23:16You can win.
23:17You can win.
23:18In Chicago, not that much.
23:20In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:23And they are good, but too young.
23:26You're going to win.
23:27So you win a year before, as I can win.
23:30I'm going to talk to you about it.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38You'll have to be perfect for tomorrow.
23:41You'll have to be perfect for tomorrow.
23:43Yes, but you'll have to agree with us.
23:48We'll meet you in Boston.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How is Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs? It's my head.
24:13The girls are just beautiful.
24:17And boys?
24:21You've seen French boys?
24:24Yeah, Ilya?
24:30Oh, my God.
24:34I'm nothing.
24:37You don't know how much you are.
24:41You don't cheat.
24:43You don't flirt in the answer.
24:49You were fun.
24:56Remember?
25:00Here?
25:10Seriously?
25:12The danger was earlier to you.
25:16If you remember me, don't you?
25:21We're the children, Sasha.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:31Let's go.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Let's go.
25:37Let's go.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52Let's go.
25:53Let's go.
25:55Okay.
26:04Let's go.
26:06I'm glad to see you.
26:07let's go to the military,
26:09we will see you.
26:10Okay.
26:14Captain's here.
26:16Yes!
26:17Yes!
26:18Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
26:20What am I supposed to do with this?
26:22I don't know.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:29Just broken down.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35So you can have a girl, man.
26:37There's ginger ale in the fridge.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rozanov wants this bad.
27:03Rozanov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win here, at home, tonight.
27:41As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:05Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You ate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:36But he's very good at acting.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49Now that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Gilya Rosenhoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:0215 shots against.
29:03And obviously, the title match.
29:06I'm literally hungry.
29:33Well, nice watch.
29:38I gave this year for free.
29:40What the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50It was who?
29:51Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hawking.
29:53But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:33I'll text them to you.
31:03Well...
31:16What?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:35Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:47You suck my dick.
31:48Maybe, yes, nicely.
32:02Huh?
32:08Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:52We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:00And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:06and I will maybe,
33:08maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:16I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:20Really?
33:22No. The New Yorker is boring.
33:24No. The New Yorker is boring.
33:26Mm-hmm.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:32So being boring is...
33:34is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win...
33:54good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:14Good luck coming.
34:16I'm going to get this position behind you, okay?
34:31I need you to all line up.
34:33I need you to all line up.
34:35I need you to all line up.
34:37I'll draw the line.
34:39Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:09I'm going to leave my nose.
35:11I'm going to leave the face of my nose first.
35:14I'm going to leave my nose.
35:17I have a chair on the floor.
35:20I'm going to leave my nose.
35:26I'm going to leave my nose.
35:29I'm going to leave my nose very real like this.
35:33I need this man.
35:37What?
35:51Just a lot of windows.
36:07Good, now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel, really nice vodka, it's hard to find in America.
36:33Okay?
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me, I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander, I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after, it's your reward.
37:03Do you want to know how it feels?
37:31Holding the cup.
37:35You fucking asshole.
37:36I can barely describe it, oh my god, Hollander.
37:41Fuck.
37:42Fuck.
37:43Fuck.
37:44Fuck.
37:45Fuck.
37:46Fuck.
37:47Fuck.
37:48Fuck.
37:49Fuck.
37:50Fuck.
37:51Fuck.
37:52Fuck.
37:53Fuck.
37:54Fuck.
37:55Fuck.
37:58Fuck.
37:59Fuck.
38:00Fuck.
38:01Fuck.
38:02Fuck.
38:03Fuck.
38:04Fuck.
38:05Fuck.
38:06Fuck.
38:07Fuck.
38:08Fuck.
38:09Fuck.
38:10Fuck.
38:11Fuck.
38:12Fuck.
38:13Fuck.
38:14Fuck.
38:15Fuck.
38:16Fuck.
38:17Fuck.
38:18Fuck.
38:19Fuck.
38:20Fuck.
38:21Fuck.
38:22Fuck.
38:23Fuck.
38:24Fuck.
38:25Fuck.
38:26Fuck.
38:27Fuck.
38:28Fuck.
38:29Fuck.
38:30I'll see you next time.
39:00I'll see you next time.
39:30I'll see you next time.
40:00Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:34I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Bye, Hollander.
41:01Bye.
41:02Bye.
41:03Bye.
41:03Bye.
41:04Bye.
41:04Bye.
41:04Bye.
41:06Bye.
42:06Fuck.
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