Gutfeld! | FULL SHOW & ANALYSIS | Saturday December 19, 2025 | Fox Breaking News & Satire
The king of late-night, Greg Gutfeld, takes on the headlines of the day with his signature wit and unconventional perspective. In this episode from Saturday, December 19, 2025, Greg and the panel break down the news that has everyone else taking themselves too seriously.
Tonight's Lineup:
- Gregโs Opening Monologue: A hilarious takedown of the latest political posturing in D.C.
- The Panel Weighs In: Kat Timpf, Tyrus, and special guests discuss the strangest stories of the week.
- Breaking News Analysis: A satirical look at the headlines hitting the wires this Saturday.
- The End Show: Gregโs final words on why the news cycle is weirder than ever.
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The king of late-night, Greg Gutfeld, takes on the headlines of the day with his signature wit and unconventional perspective. In this episode from Saturday, December 19, 2025, Greg and the panel break down the news that has everyone else taking themselves too seriously.
Tonight's Lineup:
- Gregโs Opening Monologue: A hilarious takedown of the latest political posturing in D.C.
- The Panel Weighs In: Kat Timpf, Tyrus, and special guests discuss the strangest stories of the week.
- Breaking News Analysis: A satirical look at the headlines hitting the wires this Saturday.
- The End Show: Gregโs final words on why the news cycle is weirder than ever.
Don't miss the show that is crushing the late-night competition!
๐ Subscribe to catch every monologue and "Gutfeld!" highlight.
๐ Smash that like button if you prefer common sense over political correctness!
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00:00Yeah, I'd clap for myself, too.
00:26Good evening, everyone.
00:28Serial farter Eric Swalwell has missed more House votes than a congressman who died nine months ago.
00:37Even more troubling, the dead congressman smells better.
00:44Wow.
00:46Governor Kathy Hochul will sign a bill that'll make assisted suicide legal in New York.
00:52And within hours, one woman signed up to volunteer.
00:58Meanwhile, in outer space, NASA telescopes have spotted a bizarre new lemon-shaped planet.
01:09Scientists say there's no signs of intelligent life.
01:13But it is open to getting probed.
01:20According to a new survey, the average child's allowance is $52 per month.
01:26That's not even $2 a day.
01:29Hell, the kid who walks on my back makes twice that.
01:32Shout out to Seth.
01:37Did you know that Kevin McAllister's groceries in Home Alone have gone from $20 in 1990 to $53 today?
01:46Meanwhile, you can still get Macaulay Culkin to walk on your back for $2 a day.
01:50Privacy experts warn that app-connected vibrators may be collecting your personal data.
02:01I guess that explains why that butt plug tried to sell me boner pills.
02:08It's all about the algorithm.
02:10President Donald Trump has now added plaques under ex-president's pictures in the White House, presidential walk of fame.
02:18Under Joe Biden, he put, worst president in history, which is rough.
02:22But worse, under Bill Clinton, he wrote, who wants to smell my finger?
02:29Boy, you guys run hot and cold tonight.
02:31All right, Fonnie Willis is back, and she's testifying in Georgia after being accused of misusing funds and taking her boyfriend, Nathan Wade, on exotic trips.
02:46Apparently, this pervy prosecutor's idea of an oral argument began with, am I using too much teeth?
02:52So instead of answering questions like a seasoned lawyer, she answered them like a real housewife of Atlanta trying to convince a cop that it's perfectly legal to park a car in a tree.
03:05But can you blame her?
03:06You all want to intimidate people from doing the right thing.
03:10You all want to intimidate people from doing the right thing, and you think that you're going to intimidate me.
03:16You all have been trying to intimidate me for five years, which is why I have not been able to live in my house for five years,
03:22because the N-word has been written on my house.
03:25Hmm, really?
03:27Someone wrote the N-word on her house, and we're just hearing about it now?
03:31I thought the only thing she kept quiet was banging a prosecutor.
03:34And how is asking questions intimidating?
03:37Aren't you, in fact, a prosecutor?
03:39Isn't that your job?
03:40That's like a plumber looking at your clogged toilet and saying, you know, you should really call somebody about this.
03:45But when they had a question about her lover, she dodged it like me when Rachel Campos Duffy is pushing Girl Scout cookies.
03:56Is it your testimony today that you did not have any conversation with Mr. Wade about investigating the 2020 election?
04:04Do you want to answer?
04:05It's a dumbass question.
04:07Oh, a dumbass question.
04:10Questions are fine.
04:11It's the answers that are dumbass, lady.
04:13But she's angry because for once in her life, she's asked to show her work.
04:17So she gave more attitude than a TSA worker inspecting my bag of massagers that were definitely for my neck.
04:24I'm going to refer you to the screen.
04:29I don't review those documents, so you're asking me to look at documents that I haven't for the first time.
04:34What I can tell you is that I only allowed Mr. Wade to bill 160 hours a week.
04:40And then Mr. Wade would be the first one in the office making sure that my staff arrived.
04:46Hmm.
04:46You billed Wade 160 hours a week?
04:50There are 168 hours in a week.
04:54She might be worse at math and cat timp.
04:56Oh.
04:58Oh.
04:59I know that was unnecessary.
05:02Turns out, though, she meant hours per month.
05:05Kind of a moot point anyway, since Wade was not being paid for work, but only being summoned for jury booty.
05:12But why so emotional?
05:14We just want to know, did you misuse funds?
05:17Did you hire Wade because he was a great prosecutor and you liked his briefs,
05:21or you liked them only when they were hanging from the bedpost?
05:24You know, there's an old lawyer saying, if you can't pound the facts, you pound the law.
05:29And if you can't pound the law, you pound the table.
05:31And if you can't pound the table, pound the lawyer on the table.
05:36Actually, that's a new saying.
05:37But I wonder, was he a leader to that team?
05:42He was a leader to that team and a public servant.
05:46And for that, him, like me, has been threatened thousands of times.
05:51You want something to investigate as a legislature?
05:53Investigate how many times they've called me the N-word.
05:56Why don't you investigate that?
05:57Why don't you investigate them writing on my house?
05:59Why don't you investigate the fact that my house has been swatted?
06:02If you want something to do with your time, that makes sense.
06:05And you can use all this in your campaign ad.
06:08You attacked Fonnie Willis.
06:09What have you done, sir?
06:11Nothing.
06:12Look over at us.
06:13Oh, now I got to say, that's a hell of a defense.
06:15Who cares if I broke the law when people call me bad names?
06:19Where did you learn that from?
06:20Instagram reels of sassy lardasses shoplifting at Walmart?
06:24But this is where we are, where it's now racist to investigate corruption.
06:29Her testimony exposes an entitlement created by a different set of rules governed by fear.
06:34And it's a fear of being called racist if you request oversight and receipts.
06:38None of us could talk like that in a congressional hearing.
06:41But for others, rules just don't apply.
06:44And neither does answering basic questions.
06:46Remember the Stacey Abrams NGO that got $2 billion in taxpayer money from Biden despite making $100 in revenue the year before?
06:56Ilhan Omar refuses to address whether she tied the knot with her brother because she could.
07:00Who would dare question that?
07:02L.A. Mayor Karen Bass let California burn.
07:05They blamed others for the botched response.
07:07In her mind, the buck never stops with her because blaming her would be bigoted.
07:10And now you get a prosecutor who's not used to facing the music and who melts down so badly that they have to cut her mic.
07:17Hell, even her own lawyer was pissed off.
07:21You know, old man has to go to the bathroom by every hour.
07:24Governor, would you like a five-minute recess?
07:25Probably.
07:27We'll take a five-minute recess.
07:29Poor guy, he's full of pee.
07:33And she's full of crap.
07:37And the rest of us are ready to flush the whole thing down the sewer.
07:40Let's welcome tonight's guest.
07:46He saves $1,800 a year by cutting his own hair.
07:50Host of the You're Welcome podcast, Michael Malice.
07:56She's perky, quirky, and weighs less than beef jerky.
07:59The federal selection correspondent, Brianna Lyman.
08:05When other kids wrote to Santa, she wrote to the Unabomber.
08:09New York Times bestselling author and Fox News contributor, Kat Tim.
08:16And he pulls Santa's sleigh when Rudolph calls in sick.
08:20Former NWA World Champion, host of Planet Divers, Bob Kat Cyrus.
08:27Now, Michael, you're aware of the background of Fonnie Willis.
08:31She was one of the people that was, you know, supposed to go after and destroy Trump, you know, to go after him for his election claims.
08:38But it blew up in her face, and now she's got to face the music.
08:42What say you, young man?
08:44What we're seeing for the first time during this second Trump administration is accountability.
08:49When George W. Bush got into the White House in 2000, the first thing he said is stop going after the Clintons and what they did on their way out.
08:56Because the Republicans used to sit down and take it, and the Democrats could do whatever they want.
09:00Look what happened with Kavanaugh.
09:01None of those people had any repercussions for making him out to be a drunken gang rapist.
09:05And now Trump comes in the second time, and he's like, if you want to play with fire, you're going to get burned.
09:10And all these people, they're saying it's revenge.
09:12You started this.
09:13Yeah.
09:13So now you're F-A-F-O.
09:15Like, you're going to start this fight, and he's going to finish it.
09:18You know that line, that old law line, if you shoot at the king, you best not miss.
09:21Yeah.
09:21So I'm glad people are having consequences for all this unprecedented stuff of trying to put a former president in jail, not for the things that were wrong, but the things that were right.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Excellent point.
09:38Michael makes a good point.
09:39I think that all of this was based on the assumption that Trump was.
09:43It's got to be their worst nightmare, that they went all out to destroy him, and then he wins, and now they've got to pay the piper.
09:53A phrase I just coined.
09:56I mean, yeah, but that's why they tried so hard to get him in jail with every single case they brought against him, because they knew he had a pretty good chance of winning.
10:03And Fannie Willis would have had a better argument that she didn't misuse taxpayer funds had Chanel walked in with a brand-new Louis Vuitton
10:11and this big white jacket with all the fur looking like she's worth a million dollars.
10:15That sends a really bad message of, where did you get the money to do?
10:19Look at her.
10:20Yeah.
10:21Wow.
10:21Yeah, and that is 60-degree weather in Atlanta.
10:25Right.
10:25And she's wearing a fur coat.
10:28It's that real Housewives of Atlanta look that she's going for that she reached.
10:32And she keeps talking about being called the N-word or having it written.
10:35And to your point, Greg, for so long, the left has known that if they shout racism or bigotry, they shut debate down.
10:40Because the worst sin in America that you could be is to be perceived as prejudiced or even be perceived as racist, even if you're not racist at all.
10:47So they've been using that playbook, but it doesn't work anymore.
10:50I've got to say, that is a nice-looking coat.
10:52I would wear it.
10:53It was quite beautiful.
10:55Kat, do we have video from theโbecause do people remember how awesome Nathan Wade was on when he was being interrogated under oath?
11:07Do we have one of that great moment, one of our favorite moments?
11:12Did you go to a cabin with Miss Willis ever?
11:15Ever?
11:18Ever.
11:39No.
11:39So, Kat, there are two options here.
11:44One, it was so unmemorable that he couldn't remember it, or that it was so memorable, he was remembering it right there.
11:54No, I think that was a very normal way to behave.
11:57You know, he was just mentally surveying all the cabins he'd ever been to.
12:06Yes.
12:06And then, like, doingโmaybe he had a photographic memory of all the cabins, and he was looking in the mental pictures for her.
12:13Yes.
12:14I mean, he was trying to decide, like, do you think they know about the cabin, is what he was trying toโbut it was justโit was comedy, no?
12:24Like, the fact that that was, like, you feel like you're watching a sketch when you watch that.
12:28Like, he actuallyโhow long was that pause?
12:30It was fantastic.
12:32But, yeah, that's the thing, it's like, this was fun to watch, too, if you remember.
12:36Yeah.
12:36Him, and then her, and then she'sโI remember thinking, and I still do think, she could have a career in reality TV.
12:42Yes.
12:43Because the way she comes in, like you said, wearing that coat, and Doyle's like, that's a dumbass question.
12:49Like, it was a very interesting thing to watch unfold, because it is so unbelievable.
12:55But I guess, you know, the thing is, if youโif Kat had said, this is a dumbass question in court, she would beโwhat do they do?
13:01They can throw you in jail.
13:03Yeah.
13:03Tyrus, right?
13:04I'm not a lawyer, although I have told women that at bars.
13:07Are you thinking about a cabin, Tyrus?
13:15Yeah, he'sโhe's surveying all the cabins he's been to.
13:20Yes.
13:26All right.
13:29No.
13:30That was the greatest answer to a man who's in deepโ
13:38That's textbook how you answer that question.
13:42Yes.
13:42If you know, or you're unsure of what your wife knows and doesn't know, or whatever it is you screwed up,
13:51you take the time to be damn sure before you answer.
13:54Mm-hmm.
13:56Because if you wait long enough, fellas, you know, if you wait long enough, she will tell you.
14:03Yeah.
14:04So what he was trying to do was wait for the attorney to be like, we have the photos.
14:09Right.
14:10That's what he was waiting for.
14:11Then he'd be like, oh, yeah, I mean, I dropped her off there.
14:13I mean, I didn't stay long.
14:14Right.
14:15You know?
14:15But he was waiting, and she's like, she ain't gonna say nothing, which means she ain't got nothing, which means no.
14:20He wasโoh, my God, you're right.
14:22He was waiting for her out.
14:24Yeah, been a black man for a long time, Greg.
14:26Some of the stereotypes, men and men.
14:28We've all been there.
14:29I learned so much from you, Tyrus.
14:32Although it's often too late for me to hear you.
14:33But I would just like to say that both things can be right.
14:36Maybe they did do all those things to her.
14:38Yeah.
14:39But that doesn't change what you did and why you're in court.
14:41Yeah, that's true.
14:42People tend to do mean things to people who do bad things or are perceived to do bad things.
14:46It doesn't matter what's going on in court.
14:48They might have put a big knucklehead on your door or, not today, lady, or, you know, no killing furs or whatever they did.
14:58But it doesn't matter.
14:58Maybe they didn't settle those horrible things about you.
15:01It doesn't matter.
15:02You're in court now for what you did or didn't do wrong.
15:05That stuff meansโwhen they bring that stuff up, it means they're trying to hide from what's really going on.
15:10Yeah, that's the thing.
15:11And it's likeโand they thought, like, they jumped on the anti-Trump gravy train.
15:15They thought it was going to ride them to nirvana and instead went off the rails into a really clumsy analogy.
15:22Do you think knucklehead starts with an N?
15:28No, I think the person who did it had their encyclopedia out going, oh, that's the K is silent on that one.
15:33Do you mean a dictionary?
15:35Yeah.
15:36Okay.
15:36All right.
15:38Up next, Piers and Candace go at it.
15:41I love this story.
15:43I love this story.
15:47It's coming your way.
15:49Hey, hey.
15:51It's video of the day.
15:53Hey, hey.
15:54Candace always asks what's in her pants.
16:05This poor lady in France.
16:07Our video of the day comes from Piers Morgan Uncensored, where Candace Owens stopped by to discuss the most important issue of our time.
16:15Does Bridget McCrone have a penis?
16:18Bridget McCrone has a penis.
16:20I really want you to know that.
16:21Bridget McCrone does not have a penis.
16:22Bridget McCrone has a penis.
16:23No, she doesn't.
16:24I'm sorry.
16:25She had three children.
16:26Did she get it removed?
16:27She had three children.
16:28Yeah, you can have adoptive children.
16:31You can call somebody.
16:32But Bridget McCrone was born a dude named Jean-Michel Trovano.
16:34And I just feel, I want you to know that.
16:36I want you to know that Bridget McCrone probably stands peeing up.
16:40Probably pee standing up is what I want you to know.
16:41The beauty is, the beauty is we have a big bet.
16:44Yeah, I think Bridget stands.
16:44We have a big bet and we're going to find out because he's going to court.
16:47And, you know, you will lose that court case.
16:50I think you know you will.
16:51Yeah.
16:52I am not going to lose a court case because Bridget is presenting evidence that Bridget
16:57was born a woman because that's never even been offered.
16:59That's just their PR coming after and saying these things.
17:02Nobody believes that Bridget McCrone is just unable to present any pictures.
17:06Nobody's asking for blood.
17:08All right.
17:09Let's wait for the court case.
17:11Let's wait for the court case.
17:11Okay, great.
17:12And you will be proven wrong again.
17:14Unless there's just federal corruption.
17:19This is bonkers.
17:21But I love it.
17:23There's something wrong with me.
17:25I'm just glad I'm not being sued to prove I have a penis.
17:29Because after I win that case, too many jurors are going to ask for my phone number.
17:33Cat, I have...
17:38Why me?
17:40Because I didn't want to go to Brianna first.
17:43She was just...
17:44It's probably the first time in history there was a black person in a story he didn't go
17:47to me today.
17:49I have no opinion on this.
17:51Except that this is what the news was made for, Cat.
17:55I want you to know that.
17:57I love it when Candace goes, I want you to know that.
18:01Like, it's such a strange way to...
18:05I am very, very proud to announce that I have not been following this.
18:12I'm very happy to say that I've had better things to do.
18:16I don't care how many penis anyone has.
18:20Yeah.
18:20One penis, no penis, ten penises.
18:22I don't care.
18:23Really?
18:23Mm-hmm.
18:24I'm glad that you do.
18:26I'm glad you're really dialed into penis news.
18:28No, I'm not.
18:29I just find it hilarious.
18:32I haven't seen you care about this, anything this much ever, maybe.
18:36No, well, the Canadian guy.
18:38The Canadian guy.
18:39That's true.
18:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:40The Canadian guy.
18:41I stand corrected.
18:43Prosthetic tits.
18:44I'm not making any claims, Cat.
18:46I'm just saying this is hilarious.
18:48I'm sorry if that offends you.
18:50It doesn't offend me.
18:51I'm really happy that you found something that makes you feel this alive.
18:55And it does.
18:56So, Tyrus, you know what this is, Tyrus?
19:05This is like a live action South Park, you know, where the storyline is so absurd.
19:12Like, you know, on South Park, they say Trump is having a baby with Satan.
19:16Yes.
19:16Here, it's like she's saying the first lady of France has a weenie.
19:20I mean, is she just basically trolling the world and she doesn't care that she could lose all her money?
19:26I mean, this is going to court, Greg.
19:28Yes.
19:28Could you imagine that they get Macron's wife on the stand?
19:32Yeah.
19:32And the attorney has to ask her.
19:34Will she stand or say?
19:35Ma'am, do you have a penis?
19:39And then she's got to answer him.
19:41No.
20:00Or yes.
20:01Or a Brianna.
20:02You know, we saw Alex Jones get, like, he lost everything with Sandy Hook.
20:14I mean, is this, what is, I mean, this seems like a suicide mission on her part for her career or what?
20:21What's going on?
20:21I think she already killed her career with the way she's been handling Charlie Kirk's death and just maligning Erica Kirk and the rest of Turning Point.
20:28But I actually, I think it's sad because Candace at one point in time was someone that young conservatives could look up to and get smart takes.
20:36They felt like they were learning something new from her.
20:37And she has a big reach.
20:39So it's sad that she's wasting her time trying to figure out if the French first lady has a penis.
20:44Instead of doing things like her former friend Charlie Kirk did, which is registering young voters, getting them to turn out.
20:50That is the best way to honor your friend and not focus on penis hood.
20:58Penis hood means something different.
20:59Does it really?
21:06Oh, now you care about this story.
21:10First of all, if someone had ten penises, I think we would all care.
21:15Let's be clear.
21:16One of the best things that happened to me this year was I was at the range, which is a gun rage in lovely Austin and Roseanne Barr calls me.
21:23She goes, do you want to hear some of my jokes?
21:24I'm like, of course.
21:25And she goes, if Candace Owens is so America first, why is she exposing Brigitte Macron and not Michelle Obama?
21:32It's hard enough for me to prove that I am a guy, which is why I'm always exposing myself in the green room.
21:45Fortunately, Kat had a magnifying glass so she can attest that I am a he him.
21:49But the thing is, before you any conspiracy theory, I have to ask myself what we need to be true for this to be true.
21:55She has had biological children.
21:57Yes.
21:57And they say her brother vanished and now the brother replaced her.
22:00The brother is still alive.
22:02Yeah.
22:02And he's given interviews.
22:03So this doesn't make any sense on any level.
22:06Yeah.
22:07It's just like, what is I mean, is she insane?
22:10I think it's BPD.
22:12And when they have that, they just always double down.
22:14Yeah.
22:15Which is borderline bipolar disorder.
22:17Borderline personality.
22:18Oh, personality disorder.
22:20Well, I'll never have to worry about that.
22:21Penis disorder.
22:22I don't have a personality.
22:23All right.
22:25Up next, a wall of shame.
22:31It's time for our favorite troll.
22:39Trump installs hilarious presidential plaques.
22:42Brianna, a much safer topic.
22:44So Trump unveiled these new plaques in the White House presidential walk of fame.
22:49Obama's now reads one of the most divisive political figures in American history.
22:54He passed the ineffective unaffordable act, presided over a stagnant economy, approved the terrible Iran.
22:59It goes on and on and on.
23:02Sleepy Joe Biden, he writes, was by far the worst president in American history.
23:06Then he goes on and talks about he had to withdraw from his campaign for re-election in disgrace.
23:14Now, a lot of people, including Republicans, are upset by this.
23:17They say it's like it's very petty.
23:19Yeah.
23:19But isn't the reason why so many things are funny is because they are petty?
23:26I mean, not only is this petty and funny, but if you want to talk about what's presidential and what's not presidential,
23:32sabotaging the incoming president by illegally spying on his campaign, that's not presidential.
23:37Trying to throw your opponent in jail, not presidential.
23:40Throwing Peter Navarro and Steve Bannon in jail, not presidential.
23:44Making funny things under pictures, presidential, getting funny.
23:47And you know what, Tyrus, this is very Trump in that he sees it's an easy no-brainer, so he just does it.
23:53And he can.
23:54Yeah.
23:55It's not, I personally don't care because I would do something like that, and I do it all the time.
23:59Yes.
24:00You know, so when he leaves office, the next president can go down the hall and change it.
24:06Yes.
24:07You know, so maybe that's a new thing.
24:08Now everyone will be looking forward to which president disses which president.
24:13Yeah.
24:14You know, like, and you just find a president and talk trash about him if you didn't like him.
24:19So all the Democrats will talk trash and then we'll find out who the most racist president is because Abe Lincoln, it'll just be Y.
24:25You know, so you can, I would do that.
24:29If I was president, I'd come in and make fun of, write little things about him and not as tall or this, that, whatever.
24:34Why not?
24:35It's not like he is going after them and doing bad and putting and trying to arrest them and take away their political careers or ruin their family or give speeches where they compare them to wonderful historical figures like Hitler.
24:50Yeah.
24:50Like those things kind of sting a little bit longer than something on the wall.
24:55And let's be honest, you could tell Joe Biden every day that Trump trolled him on the wall.
25:01As soon as you're done, he's going to be like, huh?
25:03Yeah.
25:03I wouldn't worry about it.
25:06It's fine.
25:07I seem to remember, Michael, and you are a historian, I believe.
25:10Didn't they like when, was it Bush, the second Bush entered the White House?
25:15The W's and the keyboards.
25:17They removed all the W's from the keyboards.
25:19Yeah.
25:19And Olsen, I forget her first name.
25:20She was one of the 9-11 victims.
25:22She wrote a book called Final Exit, I think, about the last days, final days in the Clinton White House.
25:26I think this is a big mistake because Karen is the big swing voter.
25:30And Karen's white suburban women do not have a sense of humor because you point out the Home Alone stuff.
25:36If you contrast $20 to $50 for groceries and your answer is Joe Biden has an auto pen, she's not going to go to the polls and vote for you.
25:44So this is a big problem, I think.
25:46We saw that in the elections in November in Virginia and New Jersey, the huge march for the Democrats.
25:51I think if Trump doesn't re-control what the narrative is, it's going to blow up in the midterms really badly.
25:56So that's an interesting point.
25:58And Wilson is the worst president by far, not Biden.
26:01Come on.
26:01Is he?
26:02FDR is the worst president.
26:03Wilson's much worse.
26:04Are you crazy?
26:04And I'm related to FDR.
26:05I say that as a dissident.
26:06Nerd.
26:08Nerd.
26:09Sorry, knucklehead.
26:10Sorry, I'm a nerd.
26:11Let's beat him up.
26:12Let's.
26:13Like, you're doing anything.
26:17All right, Kat.
26:19What do you make of this?
26:20Does it offend you?
26:21Are you upset by this?
26:23Would you do this yourself if you were president?
26:26If we one day elect a female, which will never happen.
26:29But I think what I know, but I think if I were president just off the top of my head, something I might do would be I would ask you for a bunch of your shoes to donate to kids.
26:41And then instead, I would hang them all over the wall and I'd have it be part of the White House tour.
26:49Hey, look at this man.
26:50Look how tiny his little shoes are.
26:55But, you know, I'm just workshopping it.
26:57But here's the thing.
26:58Here's the thing about here's the thing about this.
27:00I, whatever, if he had his friends, little friends come in here to do this, then like whatever.
27:07But I don't think that like a government employee did this probably.
27:11Right.
27:12Which means like when I look at how much I pay in taxes, when I look at this versus just being able to keep more of my money, I would rather keep more of my dollars.
27:21But I'd rather have them do this than what they're doing, you know, with like their stupid little woke bull****, you know.
27:29I'd rather have my money go to this.
27:30I'd rather have my money going to trolling and pranks.
27:33Hell yeah.
27:33Amen, brother.
27:34You know what I mean?
27:34And hopefully you'd rather have your shoes going to the kids.
27:37Yes.
27:38I'm all about the kids and their tiny feet.
27:40They need Prada shoes.
27:41Yes.
27:43All right.
27:44What are you wearing?
27:46Oh, my shoes are also expensive.
27:47Yes.
27:49I have hippo leather.
27:50What are those?
27:51Hippo leather.
27:52Oh, you're terrible.
27:54I'm going to Cruella DeVillip in here.
27:55Oh, my God.
27:56That means the view's not on tomorrow then.
27:58Yeah, we made this from Star Jones.
28:02Oh, you like that.
28:07Coming up, A Pastor's Tough Love.
28:15In five words.
28:16Pastor tells chicks lose weight, so Tyrus says Texas pastor Joel Webin said in a podcast that in addition to women trusting the Lord, they need to drop some pound if they want to get a dude.
28:32Roll it.
28:33Here's the advice for young single women who want to be married and feel as though they're being passed over.
28:41Lose 20 to 30 pounds.
28:42You could perhaps need to maybe be intentional over the next three to six months in a healthy way to strive to lose 20 to 30 pounds.
28:54One of the things right now for you that would somewhat drastically increase your physical attractiveness is losing some weight.
29:06This is so offensive.
29:09Clearly, 20 to 30 pounds, Tyrus, is not enough.
29:16What do you make of this?
29:22You know, what he's saying is that guys don't.
29:27Are you scared?
29:32Yeah.
29:33You can't agree with him, can you?
29:37I mean, I want to.
29:41But if she watches this one episode.
29:48Any woman, this is stupid.
29:49Yeah.
29:50This man, this man's a fraud.
29:51He's he's he's he's wanting to say this to his wife.
29:57But he doesn't have the balls to say it.
29:59Right.
30:00So he's saying, hey, young ladies, yes, because to 30 to 20 pounds for an average woman that can put her a life support system.
30:09That's a lot of weight.
30:10Yeah.
30:10Trying to send me to the hospital.
30:12Yeah.
30:13For real.
30:14He's I'm assuming.
30:16His wife has put on a few pounds over the years.
30:20Yeah.
30:20He feels like he's an expert on the discomfort of being with a large woman.
30:24Right.
30:25My argument would have been learn to lift weights instead of going into a podcast.
30:29Saying the dumbest you could ever say.
30:34Like, you should have talked to God before you did this interview.
30:38God would be like, whoa, dude.
30:40Even the Lord was like, thou shall not be involved in this one.
30:43You're on your own, brother.
30:45Hey, so, Michael, he says he says stuff men are too scared to say because they're wimps.
30:50I think he's wrong.
30:51I think if a girl's 20, 30 pounds overweight, she has no problem getting a guy.
30:54Yeah.
30:55That's really not that big.
30:56Guys are totally into that.
30:57No, that's not even that big.
30:59Like, I'm not.
31:00I mean, I think it's kind of gross, but I mean, there's plenty.
31:05Listen, I wear hippo leather.
31:06I don't need to be dating it.
31:07You know what I mean?
31:10That's terrible.
31:12How offensive.
31:17Kat, should anybody ever tell a woman to lose weight?
31:21This guy sucks.
31:23Yeah.
31:23No, I hate this guy.
31:25He's a horrible person.
31:26This year, between being a portal for another human life, boob removal, and then adding boobs back on, I've lived in so many different bodies this year.
31:33And I am so thankful that I did not marry a piece of s*** like this guy.
31:37Because I never once had to feel like there was anything wrong with me because of any of it.
31:41Like, it's so gross.
31:43It's so stupid.
31:43And by the way, I looked up this guy.
31:45He sucks.
31:46He believes that women can't vote because swords look like penises.
31:51And I'm not sure I'm following.
31:52I'm not kidding.
31:53This is the quote.
31:53He said,
31:53I believe that the sword has been given to men.
31:56The sword is, without being crude, I think this is a fact of phallus.
31:59It is a sign by God by men.
32:00And that's part of what politics is, is warfare.
32:03So this guy is an idiot, in addition to being an asshole.
32:06And that's pretty much all I have to say about that.
32:09You know...
32:10Now I'm changing my mind about it.
32:16Yeah, I like him more.
32:18Yeah.
32:19Brianna, I don't think this advice is actually in the Bible.
32:24Yeah.
32:25I've read it.
32:26It's not.
32:26No, it's in it.
32:27It's against it.
32:28Yeah.
32:29Yeah.
32:29Yeah.
32:31I'm going to say something that's going to be very unpopular.
32:34Ooh.
32:35I think that there are a lot of young women today who are not at a healthy weight.
32:40You're right.
32:40And they are overweight.
32:41Oh, thanks.
32:42Somebody said it.
32:43They are overweight.
32:45So much better.
32:46And I think there are a lot of women who could stand to lose 20 to 30 pounds for two reasons.
32:49One, just for health purposes, right?
32:51Being obese is not healthy.
32:52And two, if you are, you know, a girl my height, you know, my size, and I put on 40 pounds...
32:58A man will still absolutely bang you.
33:00If it's in the wrong spots, they won't.
33:02And I also think that people who pretend to be disgusted by what he said...
33:06No shame, no offense to anybody here.
33:08But, like, the body positivity movement that we have seen for a decade said, obesity is great.
33:12And the second people like Lizzo and Meghan Trainor, who wrote an entire song about
33:15loving your body the way it is, as soon as the opportunity for a Zempa came out, they
33:19jumped on it.
33:19Right.
33:20Everybody wants to be skinny.
33:21So don't blame this guy for saying what everybody is thinking.
33:25And he just says it.
33:26And I think he does have a point.
33:28Girls have really horrible standards for men, by the way.
33:30You can't be bald.
33:30They can't be too short.
33:31Can't have the wrong dad bod.
33:33But they can't say they want a skinny woman?
33:35No, you know, it's true.
33:36You know what?
33:36I agree with you that, like, girls look at short guys the way guys look at fat women.
33:43Yeah.
33:44Oh, damn it.
33:46Oh, Greg.
33:47You guys see...
33:47Like, guys will say no fat chicks.
33:49Girls will say nobody under six feet tall.
33:51Guys are not saying no fat chicks.
33:53They say no fat chicks.
33:54They may say it.
33:55They say no fat chicks after 6 p.m.
33:57Yes.
33:58No, but...
34:00And this is not about...
34:01He's not talking about morbid obesity and health.
34:03He's talking about 20, 30 cosmetic pounds.
34:05And if that is that big of a concern to you, then you should not have a partner.
34:09Mmm.
34:10Those are some tough words, Katya.
34:12You can't handle it.
34:13Bodies are going to change throughout a relationship.
34:15Mmm.
34:15Sometimes a lot.
34:17In a row.
34:18Yep.
34:19All right.
34:21Up next, spying sex toys.
34:25I feel your jealousy, and I know I was a dream.
34:45You think it's hard to say out loud that someone disagreed.
34:50I feel your jealousy, and I know I was a dream.
34:54You think it's hard to say out loud that someone disagreed.
35:00I'm talking in nowhere.
35:01I don't know what to wear.
35:02I don't have any idea.
35:05What does reminds me?
35:06I'm shining or drowning.
35:07It's all said I can't receive it.
35:09Nobody cares about what am I thinking.
35:12What am I thinking about?
35:14I'm trying to say one thing.
35:16I'm going to say one thing.
35:17I don't care.
35:18Should we be concerned?
35:24A troubling new report questions whether your favorite sex toy, I don't know what your means,
35:31is actually spying on you.
35:34You're like, how do I choose just one?
35:36All right, Kat.
35:38Kat, since you decided to speak first, I'll go to you.
35:42According to Wired Magazine, vibrators that are app-connected and other toys collect sensitive information
35:51like location data, IP addresses, even intensity settings, and how frequently you use it.
35:59Companies say they gather that info to better serve you.
36:04But then that data is sold to brokers, which could reach the government and even investigators.
36:09Do you, are you concerned?
36:11This is so obvious.
36:13Of course the government knows every time you masturbate.
36:17Unless you're using only your imagination and doing it analog.
36:23Yes.
36:24So you're going off the grid, so to speak.
36:27There's no, this is.
36:31I'm glad you like that.
36:33I'm glad to get off the grid and on the pole.
36:36But it's, everything you look up on your phone, everything, it's like, this is not, this is just the tip of it.
36:41Not to say tip of it.
36:42Not to say tip of it.
36:44That's the tip of it?
36:44Yeah, it's just the tip of it.
36:47That's disgusting.
36:48You know, this is a family show.
36:50You got me three kids.
36:52All right, Tyrus.
36:54Well, Greg.
36:54Are you concerned?
36:56No, I don't.
36:57I'm a large black man.
36:58I never needed toys.
36:59I don't even, wouldn't even imagine.
37:04I mean, we have, and I have kids.
37:06Yeah.
37:06How do you explain that?
37:07Yes.
37:08Don't touch daddy's toy.
37:10It's downloading.
37:13I'm sorry.
37:14I just, you know, we just, I just never had to experience.
37:17Yeah.
37:18Are there toys for dudes?
37:20I mean.
37:21Yeah.
37:21I don't, I don't know either.
37:22The wrong.
37:23I mean, anyone, I mean, what are you laughing at, people?
37:28I mean, we.
37:29Yeah.
37:29Yeah.
37:30I mean, that's, yeah.
37:31You know.
37:32God gave us a spare.
37:34Yeah.
37:35What is the one if you sit on it and make it fall asleep?
37:38If you slid on it and make it fall asleep, your hand's a stranger or something?
37:41Oh, Jesus.
37:42I mean, I'm just saying, but no one.
37:44He's like, yeah.
37:45Yeah.
37:46Tyrus.
37:47Tyrus.
37:48Everybody knows you just use a rubber band.
37:51All right.
37:51Think about it.
37:54Think about it.
37:55You'll get it.
37:56Brianna.
37:58Have I talked to everybody?
37:59No, I have Brianna.
38:01And oh, I got two left.
38:02Brianna.
38:03I'm offering you a generic question.
38:06Should we be concerned?
38:11I would say if you're one of the people who use these devices and apps, I would be concerned
38:15from government overreach.
38:16I'd also say to Kat's point, just do it the old fashioned way.
38:20And unfortunately, I think there's a lot of young men these days and young women who
38:24can't because there's a loneliness epidemic.
38:27I actually can believe it or not have more to add.
38:29You can do it the old fashioned way or the medium fashioned way, which is just not with
38:33an app.
38:34I mean, who does this?
38:37I'm worried about government overreach around.
38:45You know, I think that doing this topic was the whole point of that joke.
38:51Is that the point?
38:52Yes.
38:53There are toys guys can use because you don't have to use the toys just on yourself.
38:58How do you know this?
38:58So you could use handcuffs, you could use blindfolds and you could use your hand over
39:02somebody's mouth.
39:03All right.
39:03You're a kidnapper.
39:05You're a kidnapper, aren't you?
39:08Don't kink shame me.
39:11So these are often used with partners.
39:14Oh, good.
39:15Yeah, I'm sure.
39:16Whether voluntary or otherwise.
39:18Let me know when you find a partner, huh?
39:20Right here.
39:21I got two.
39:23It's a threesome.
39:24I knew this topic would be a dead end, but you know, what the hell?
39:27Oh, go away.
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