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00:00Rosanoff eats, he scores!
00:02Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
00:09Having a good night?
00:11That's nice.
00:12I think there's still time for a hat-trick.
00:14What should I do now or wait a second?
00:16Cause, I don't know, less second is more fun, but...
00:21Rosanoff scores!
00:23Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:26The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:30My moon, my man, so changeable and such a lovable friend to me.
00:40My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
00:44There's nowhere to go below.
00:47High on my sleeve, not where does your feet?
00:51The songs I don't care again.
00:54My moon's right face, right day in the face.
00:59It's the calendar page again.
01:02Take it slow.
01:04Take it easy on me.
01:06It's just a lie.
01:07It's just a lie.
01:08It's just a lie.
01:09It's just a lie.
01:10It's just a lie.
01:11You see the lady the hag?
01:12Take it easy on me.
01:14It's just a lie.
01:16All righty, all righty, let's look at the Murphy.
01:17All right, guys who put this?
01:21You pain.
01:23Okay.
01:24Just right there, ready.
01:26This is not a good thing.
01:33It's a dirty place.
01:37I can't let it be.
01:41This is not a good thing.
01:44This is not a good thing.
01:47Take it easy on me.
01:50It's just a matter of it.
01:53For the first time in 16 years,
02:04the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
02:07What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:23I'm out of my bed.
02:29I'm out of my bed.
02:35I'm out of my bed.
02:39I'm out of my bed.
02:43I'm out of my bed.
02:46I'm out of my bed.
02:49Alright Shane, you're good.
02:50You're ready to go?
02:51Yes.
02:52That's great Shane.
02:53Work over your shoulder.
02:55You're great.
02:56It's okay.
02:57Take a look at the camera.
02:58Directly to the camera.
02:59I'm out of my bed.
03:01Black hair.
03:03It's all I know.
03:29Can we call it a dynasty? Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions
03:35for the second year in a row. Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home
03:40back-to-back cups.
03:59Take it easy on me, shed some light, shed some light on my face.
04:29Mark Williams, he was the worst player, I've never seen you. No man I can't.
04:50Purple.
04:54Sorry Shane, can we? Yeah, sorry, we're going to roll up.
04:57That's right, okay, wow, that's the stuff, that's the money my friend.
05:09She's what? Pregnant? Jackie's pregnant.
05:13Again?
05:15Jesus Christ man, you gotta work on your lying.
05:18Hey Hayden, what great news? Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
05:21No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome man, really.
05:24Holy shit dude.
05:27Ruby, Emma, slow down!
05:28No, I mean she's fucking boring, right?
05:30Fair enough.
05:32Ruby?
05:34Ruby!
05:35How do you know it's Ruby?
05:36Cause she's a beast.
05:38So?
05:39So what?
05:40So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
05:42Geez, hey, you want to get me pregnant too?
05:44I don't think I'm ready.
05:46I think I still have some good hockey left in there.
05:48You're an asshole.
05:49Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
05:50Was it Jennifer?
05:51Uh, Jessica.
05:52Jessica.
05:53Jessica.
05:54You ever hit that?
05:55Don't say hit that.
05:56Oh, sorry Virgin Mary.
05:57I'm not.
05:58Here.
05:59Tag.
06:00You are it.
06:01Let's go see Uncle Shane.
06:02Oh, yeah.
06:04Look, I'm just saying man, if you ever do, you could like bring her around.
06:07You know?
06:08You could do couple stuff, it'd be fun.
06:09Or not.
06:10I mean, she's...
06:12I don't see her anymore, I think she's engaged or something.
06:14Fair enough.
06:15So, um...
06:17Jackie is this friend, right?
06:19Paid.
06:20What?
06:21Dude, she's fucking hot.
06:22She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something.
06:24I don't know, maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
06:26And she's funny.
06:27Swear jar, two times.
06:28Oh, fuck.
06:29Three.
06:30Okay, come on man, why not?
06:32Can I just show you her Insta?
06:34Yes.
06:35Jackie will be happy.
06:36We both have to make your wife happy now?
06:38Yeah, damn right we do.
06:39If you want her to keep making her gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
06:43Oh, Jesus Christ.
06:44I think you're gonna kill her.
06:48Tell your dad to leave me alone.
06:52Um, excuse me?
06:53Are you Shane Hollander?
06:55Yeah.
06:56Oh my god.
06:57Can we get a picture with you?
06:59Um, I kinda had my hands full at the moment.
07:03Um, could you hold his baby for him please, so we can get a picture?
07:09Hold his baby?
07:11I'm sorry buddy.
07:12Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
07:14Four times.
07:15And second, oh wait, do I have all the kids?
07:18Oh, you're the worst one!
07:20You can't say stuff like that to her.
07:21It's true.
07:22And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
07:24Ding ding ding, we've hit five times, that's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
07:27Oh, come on.
07:28NARC!
07:29NARC!
07:30NARC!
07:31NARC!
07:32NARC!
07:33But this is Shane Hollander's fortress of solitude.
07:38Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
07:42This is my favorite place on earth, and my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
07:47I'm ready.
07:48I'm ready.
07:49Well, maybe you decided that we were left to watch?
07:51And no matter what.
07:53Sorry.
07:54It's such a shame that I feel like I'm wrong.
07:57No matter how strong.
07:58Hmm.
07:59Зато он действительно красавчик, да.
08:04Ты с кем-то сейчас встречаешься?
08:10Ревнуешь?
08:12Нет.
08:13Ты же меня знаешь.
08:15То есть ничего серьёзного?
08:18Неа.
08:19Даже не с Джейн?
08:24Ms. Jane?
08:27What? You've been working for several years.
08:30I thought, maybe it was something serious or something like that.
08:37It's nothing serious about it.
08:39In general.
08:42Okay.
08:43Sash will give me a greeting.
08:54I'm heading out for a bit.
08:57Cool.
08:58To meet a friend.
09:00Nice.
09:01I'll be back later.
09:03I won't wait up.
09:05It's not like that.
09:07It's just a friend.
09:09So Lily's just a buddy?
09:12What?
09:13Yeah, chill out, man.
09:14I know you text some girl named Lily.
09:15I don't.
09:16Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
09:19Or don't.
09:20I don't care.
09:21Actually, I hope you do.
09:22You always play better after.
09:23Go fuck yourself.
09:24Oh, I plan to.
09:25Probably more than once.
09:26Love a hotel room.
09:27Gross.
09:28Bye.
09:30Oh, yeah.
09:33Ah.
09:53Take my shoes off.
09:57No, you're dirty.
10:03Wow.
10:05Wow.
10:06This place is great.
10:09Did you get this built?
10:10Or do you know who did it?
10:13Mr. Real Estate.
10:15That's not what I meant.
10:16I just...
10:16You think we need to talk?
10:18No, after.
10:19Okay.
10:20Okay.
10:20Oh, my God.
10:50I should go.
11:10Or you could stay.
11:13Stay.
11:16You're tonight.
11:18Not I, not you.
11:21And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
11:26I told Hayden.
11:27Is it your mother?
11:29No.
11:30No, he's not.
11:31Fuck off.
11:34Who cares what you told Hayden?
11:42Stay.
11:43Okay.
11:46Okay.
11:49Okay?
11:51Okay.
11:51Okay.
11:51I'm hungry.
12:12For what?
12:14For food, for more.
12:15Hey.
12:21You like tuna milk?
12:31You want to make me tuna milk?
12:34I was going to make one for me, I could make two.
12:39You head to Florida after this, right?
12:42Yeah, right after the game.
12:44Tampa, then Sunrise, then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
12:46Ah, all the hot spots.
12:49Ginger oil cold enough?
12:51Yeah.
12:52It's great.
12:53Good.
12:54Food will be ready soon.
12:58Jesus Christ.
13:00You know this guy, Ryan Price?
13:03Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
13:06You did a season with him, right?
13:08He is not what you would think.
13:10How so?
13:12Like, he is quiet.
13:13Doesn't talk.
13:14Keeps to himself.
13:15Not bad guy.
13:16Doesn't make friends.
13:17Well, he gets traded every season.
13:18Tough to make friends that way.
13:19Probably he wants to get traded again.
13:20Buffalo is terrible.
13:21Yeah, and their team sucks too.
13:22And people say you are not funny.
13:23They do?
13:24Yeah.
13:25They say you are boring too.
13:26Who says that?
13:27Me.
13:28What's your favorite city to play in, on the road?
13:44What's your, uh, favorite city to play in, on the road?
13:49I like New York.
13:50Guys, it is New York.
13:52They fucking hate me there.
13:54They hate you everywhere.
13:55No, not Florida.
13:57It's full of Boston people.
14:00And you?
14:03Not like Ottawa, because it's my hometown.
14:06Toronto, Winnipeg, I'm happy they have a team again.
14:11What, those boring answers?
14:12Yes.
14:13Well, I like the hot places, too.
14:17Hot, like, weather hot.
14:19Oh, okay.
14:20LA is hot.
14:22Hot women.
14:24Yeah, sure, I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
14:29There is a girl I like you really much, Svetlana.
14:34Oh.
14:36She's an old friend, from Russia.
14:39Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
14:43She knows everything about hockey.
14:47Cool.
14:48And she likes you very much.
14:50Oh.
14:52That's nice.
14:53So, she's like your girlfriend?
14:59No, no, nothing like that.
15:01She's old friend.
15:03Sometimes we fuck, but...
15:06She's busy these days.
15:08You know, new business, selling fancy cars.
15:11Sounds perfect for you.
15:12Yes, she's close to date.
15:15Right.
15:18But what?
15:21But she's nothing more than that.
15:23We're either of us.
15:26But it's nice to have regular women like that or not.
15:28You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
15:32No, no.
15:34I think I will find someone else.
15:39But you know me.
15:42I'm lazy, so...
15:43I don't know that's out of you at all.
15:47No, stay, stay.
15:54I'll get in.
16:06You like them?
16:08Yeah.
16:10Girls.
16:11Oh, yeah, sure.
16:15Of course I do.
16:18I never hear about you at girls.
16:21It's private.
16:24Right, private.
16:25I keep a lot of things private.
16:27Obviously.
16:32I like girls.
16:33Yeah, no shit.
16:35But I also like you.
16:38Lucky me.
16:39Not this person, of course.
16:43Of course not, I'm boring.
16:45I bet you have a good mouth.
16:59Stress away, Papa.
17:01Да, я получил твое сообщение.
17:05Я тебе ответил, Папа.
17:06Не говори ее вчера.
17:09Папа.
17:10Папа.
17:12Где Алексей?
17:15Мой брат Алексей.
17:17Он там с тобой?
17:19Ты один?
17:22Полина там?
17:25Полина, она твоя жена.
17:27Папа.
17:29Папа.
17:30Хорошо.
17:31Успокойся.
17:31Я позвоню Алексею.
17:37Я ему позвоню.
17:40Где ты?
17:42Папади, не он психует.
17:44Я тебе плачу, что ты был там с ним.
17:46Сволочь.
17:46Ты.
17:59Ты still hungry?
18:01Ну, не знаю.
18:01Спасибо.
18:02Это было бы здорово.
18:03Спасибо.
18:03Да.
18:04How was your father?
18:13I know the word for father.
18:34I know the word for father.
19:04I know the word for father.
19:34I know the word for father.
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23:03I know the word for father.
23:04I know the word for father.
23:05I know the word for father.
23:06Okay.
23:07Can I get anyone a drink?
23:09We'll take this Chablis, please.
23:11Three glasses?
23:12Uh, I'll have a ginger ale, please.
23:13Oh, we don't have that.
23:14Sparkling water?
23:15Sure, thank you.
23:17I'm sure you could have a glass of wine if that's what you want.
23:20No, I can't.
23:21Not during the season.
23:25Shane.
23:28Yeah?
23:29Is everything all right?
23:30Why, because I don't want wine?
23:32Well, you just seem tense.
23:34I'm fine.
23:36Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
23:41just the three of us, would be fun.
23:43And I think you should think about it.
23:45You could make a week of it.
23:46Go to a play, see Big Ben.
23:49You loved it when you were a kid.
23:50You guys should go.
23:51You'd have a great time.
23:52You're the tennis fan, Dad.
23:54They're not gonna send us the tickets, honey.
23:56It's you they want.
23:57We're just the parents.
23:58You're the main attraction.
24:00Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
24:02They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
24:05Honey, I don't want you to lie.
24:08That's not who you are.
24:13Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
24:16It's okay.
24:18Anything you want to talk about?
24:21Let's think about London.
24:23Maybe it could be fun.
24:24I'm just gonna use the washroom.
24:29Swedish princess?
24:31I don't know.
24:43Hey, man.
24:44Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
24:47I was about to...
24:48Oh, bullshit.
24:49Get your ass to the mainland, baby.
24:50My buddy, Francois, the chef.
24:52You remember him?
24:53Oh, yeah.
24:54He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
24:57JJ?
24:58The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
25:02All of them?
25:03I don't fucking know.
25:04Get down here.
25:05You remember the restaurant, right?
25:06Le Sambo?
25:07I don't know.
25:08I don't know.
25:13Yes, bitch.
25:18Good to see you.
25:19Okay, guys.
25:20This one never leaves his fucking house.
25:22Tonight is our me luck.
25:28Do you have any ginger ale?
25:30I mean, I do.
25:32Actually, just a beer, please.
25:34Whatever you have on tap.
25:35Shane Hollander?
25:36Yeah, whatever he wants here.
25:45You keep it then.
25:48It's an honor.
25:55Cool crowd, huh?
25:56A bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
25:58Rose Landry's here, man.
25:59She is?
26:00Yeah.
26:01I might be needing another one of these.
26:06I've been waiting for a while.
26:07All right, I'm ready for dinner tonight.
26:08All right, I'm ready for dinner.
26:09All right.
26:10What about me?
26:11I prayed, yeah, you know?
26:15I prayed...
26:17Are you here to help me finish these fries?
26:31Are you here to help me finish these fries?
26:38The chef gave them to me, and they're really good.
26:40I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
26:45Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
26:49I'm Rose, by the way.
26:51I'm Shane.
26:52Wow, I'm a big fan.
26:55Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
26:58Really?
26:59I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
27:02I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
27:05Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
27:20I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
27:25Wow.
27:26By Bill Paxton.
27:27That is terrible.
27:28He was actually pretty nice to me.
27:30And it was good practice.
27:32Getting kidnapped?
27:34I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
27:39Fuck, you... you didn't hear that.
27:43No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
27:46My lips are sealed.
27:49Okay.
27:50Okay.
27:51Your turn.
27:52Well, I've never been kidnapped.
27:55I mean, there have been threats, but...
27:57No, not what I meant.
28:00Shane Hollander.
28:01Eight years old.
28:02Paint me a picture.
28:04What's going on?
28:05Have fun with a forest?
28:08What about the forest?
28:09I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
28:10The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple of years, so probably just having fun.
28:15so I'm probably just having fun did it stop being fun no I mean kind of I love
28:26it but it got more intense so I guess I kind of got more intense too if that
28:32makes sense yeah it does and I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it
28:40less intense I was the only one there was one other he hated me though I have a
28:49Western last name so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me and
28:55I bet you're pretty fucking good too right I was all right John tapped out at
29:04NCAA but he still made it to the frozen forum Princeton that's amazing he's an
29:09agent now naturally and Peters in the AHL undrafted so this isn't your first
29:24time in Montreal though right no I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible
29:29FBI movie underdark kidnapped come on no I fly a lot I watch a lot of movies no that
29:36movie is so bad no it's not great no it's horrible you're really good I'm so
29:40bad no you're good well I'm barely in it I was here for a week and it was the
29:45summer kind of different into winter though right Michigan remember your
29:50winter doesn't scare me
29:59so um are you gonna be in town a little while this time
30:05day don't want you to go
30:08yeah you're my love take you inside to show you I'm real I'm real
30:14hey block it I've been baby I wanna be dancing with you push it I've been baby
30:21two-year-old you got no I know right she's like a huge fucking movie star how the fuck did you meet her during this season?
30:37Fuckin' that shit, man.
30:40So...
30:44No.
30:45I know, right? She's like a huge fuckin' movie star.
30:47How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
30:49She's shooting a film in Montreal.
30:50How the fuck do you know that?
30:51It says it right there.
30:52The two met at a mutual friend's party according to unnamed sources.
30:55I've never seen Rose this happy, the source goes on to say,
30:58I'd be fuckin' happy if I was bangin' Rose fuckin' Landry.
31:07When I didn't think about it,
31:09You made me run away from all my colors.
31:11My baby and your feet accelerate.
31:15I have the impression that you know me in my heart.
31:18I'm glad that my friends weren't afraid of my story.
31:21And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
31:24That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
31:26That seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
31:45No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
31:47but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love.
31:51As long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X-Squad sequel.
31:56Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
32:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
32:02They are definitely one hot couple.
32:03They are five.
32:04Hey!
32:05I was watching that.
32:06Here.
32:08Oh, that!
32:10Good Rose.
32:12Fuck.
32:13I stubbed my toe.
32:16Okay, man.
32:17Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division
32:22and the Eastern Conference at large,
32:24Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros
32:26will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
32:29and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
32:31But we'll see what Ilya Rozenov has to say about that.
32:34Don't worry about that.
32:35Don't worry about that.
33:04Come on, let go!
33:05Come on!
33:06Let go!
33:07Come on!
33:25Don't get him, buddy.
33:26No rust.
33:27In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
33:34If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
33:39But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
33:42Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
33:52Fuck this shit.
33:53I need a good lead. Let's go out.
33:56Where?
33:58We're in Montreal. We find the fucking club.
34:01Tell people!
34:03Marnie?
34:05Jesus.
34:05Good game tonight, babe?
34:16No, it wasn't.
34:19Oh, my hands are inside.
34:21Oh, my hands are inside.
34:23Oh, my hands are inside.
34:25Oh, my hands are inside.
34:27Hi, handsome.
34:31Good game tonight, babe?
34:33No, it wasn't.
34:35No, it wasn't. But you won.
34:37I need a beer. I bet you do.
34:39Did you watch the game, too? Yeah.
34:41I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty blip.
34:43Miles, don't be terrible.
34:45I have no problem watching sweaty blipers.
34:47Okay, I want to dance.
34:49I don't know. I'm beat, man.
34:51Come on. I never get to dance. Okay, that is a lie.
34:53Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
34:55Yeah, that makes two of us. Smile.
34:57Get a champagne.
35:07Sorry about that.
35:09Can I have one more, please?
35:17All of the things you said.
35:19All of the things you said.
35:21All of the things you said.
35:23Good news.
35:25What?
35:39Yeah.
35:41I'm all mixed up feeling common and rung.
35:43They say it's my fault but I wanted so much.
35:45When I wonder so much, when I fly her away
35:47From the summer rain, coming over my face
35:50Worship away all the shame
35:51When I stop and stare, don't worry in me
35:54Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
35:56I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
35:59But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
36:02Running through my head, running through my head
36:06Running through my head, running through my head
36:07Running through my head, running through my head
36:11All the things she said, I'm free
36:12All the things she said, I wanna do my head
36:30Running through my head, running through my head
36:33All the things she said, all the things she said, I wanna do my head
36:37I gotta go to the bathroom
36:39Oh
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