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00:00Rosanoff eats, he scores!
00:02Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
00:09Having a good night?
00:11That's nice.
00:12I think there's still time for a hat-trick.
00:14What should I do now or wait a second?
00:16Cause, I don't know, less second is more fun, but...
00:21Rosanoff scores!
00:23Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:26The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:30My moon, my man, so changeable and such a lovable friend to me.
00:40My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
00:44There's nowhere to go below.
00:47High on my sleeve, not where does your feet?
00:51The songs I don't care again.
00:54My moon's right face, right day in the face.
00:59It's the calendar page again.
01:02Take it slow.
01:04Take it easy on me.
01:06It's just a lie.
01:07It's just a lie.
01:08It's just a lie.
01:09It's just a lie.
01:10It's just a lie.
01:12Show me that lady.
01:13All right.
01:14Let's do the freeze camera.
01:15It's just a lie...
01:17It's just a lie.
01:19You canes, you canes.
01:34I'm as good as we've been, it's as dirty as clean
01:37I don't care, I don't want to be
01:41I don't know, there's no way
01:44There's no way
01:45Take us alone, take it easy on me
01:50Shed some magic, sheds so light on me
01:53Please take us alone, take it easy on me
01:57Shed some magic, sheds so light on me
02:00Please
02:01For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
02:07What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:31For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:01The first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:31Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
03:37Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
03:41Why can't I cook, leave all I have no, there's no way to cook, there's no way to cook.
03:49Take it slow, take it easy on me, shed so light, shed so light on me, please.
03:57Take it slow, take it easy on me, shed so light, shed so light on me, please.
04:04Take it easy on me, please.
04:53Sorry, Shane, can we? Yeah, sorry. We're going to go on. Okay, that's right. Okay. Wow. That's the stuff. That's the money, my friend.
05:09She's what? Pregnant. Jackie's pregnant.
05:13Again?
05:14Oh, Jesus Christ, man. You gotta work on your lying.
05:18Hayden, what great news. Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
05:21No, I mean a fourth kid. That's awesome, man.
05:23Really? Holy shit, dude.
05:26Ruby, Emma, slow down.
05:28No, I mean she's fucking boring, right?
05:30Fair enough.
05:32Ruby? Ruby!
05:34How do you know it's Ruby?
05:35Because she's a beast.
05:37So?
05:38So what?
05:40So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
05:42Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant too?
05:44I don't think I'm ready.
05:45I think I still have some good hockey left in there.
05:47You're an asshole.
05:49Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
05:50Was it Jennifer?
05:51Uh, Jessica.
05:52Jessica.
05:53You ever hit that?
05:54Don't say hit that.
05:55Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
05:57I'm not.
05:58Here.
05:58Tag.
05:59You are it.
06:00Let's go see Uncle Shane.
06:02Oh, yeah.
06:03Look, I'm just saying, man.
06:05If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
06:07You know?
06:07You could do couple stuff.
06:08It'd be fun.
06:08We're not.
06:10I mean, she's...
06:11I don't see her anymore.
06:12I think she's engaged or something.
06:14Fair enough.
06:15So, um...
06:17Jackie is this friend, right?
06:19Paid.
06:19What?
06:20Dude, she's fucking hot.
06:21She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something.
06:23I don't know.
06:24Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
06:26And she's funny.
06:27Swear jar two times.
06:28Oh, fuck.
06:29Three.
06:30Okay, come on, man.
06:31Why not?
06:31Can I just show you her Insta?
06:33Fine.
06:34Yes.
06:34Okay, good.
06:35Jackie will be happy.
06:36We both have to make your wife happy now?
06:37Yeah, damn right we do.
06:38If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
06:42Oh, Jesus Christ.
06:43Maybe you're gonna kill her.
06:48Tell your dad to leave me alone.
06:51Um, excuse me?
06:53Are you Shane Hollander?
06:55Yeah.
06:56Oh, my God.
06:57Can we get a picture with you?
06:58Um, I kind of have my hands full for the moment.
07:02Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
07:09Hold his baby.
07:11I'm sorry, buddy.
07:12Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
07:14Four times.
07:15And second.
07:15Oh, wait, do I have all the kids?
07:17Oh, you're the worst one.
07:20You can't say stuff like that to her.
07:21It's true.
07:22And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
07:24Ding, ding, ding.
07:24We've hit five times.
07:25That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
07:26Oh, come on.
07:28Narc!
07:28Narc, no!
07:30Narc!
07:30I'm getting him distracted me.
07:32Way too late.
07:34But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
07:38Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
07:42It's my favorite place on earth, and my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is 10 minutes away.
07:47I'm ready.
07:48Well, maybe you decided to leave us, to watch, and don't matter what.
07:54Sorry.
07:55It's such a shame, that I'm feeling like I'm not sure.
07:59But he's really beautiful, yeah?
08:01Man.
08:08You're right now?
08:09You're right now?
08:10I'm so distressed.
08:12Reigno, you know?
08:13No.
08:14You know me.
08:15So, you have anything serious?
08:19No.
08:23Even with Jane?
08:27What? You've been working for several years.
08:30I thought, maybe it was something serious or something like that.
08:37Nothing serious.
08:39All of a sudden.
08:42Okay.
08:43Sasha will say hello.
09:13Chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
09:15I don't.
09:16Okay. Go get laid, weirdo.
09:19Or don't. I don't care.
09:21Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
09:23Go fuck yourself.
09:24Oh, I plan to. Probably more than once. Love a hotel room.
09:27Gross.
09:28Bye.
09:29Oh, yeah.
09:31Oh, yeah.
09:32Oh, yeah.
09:33Oh, yeah.
09:34Oh, yeah.
09:35Oh, yeah.
09:36Oh, yeah.
09:37Oh, yeah.
09:38Oh, yeah.
09:39Oh, yeah.
09:40Take my shoes off.
09:41No, you're dirty.
09:42Wow.
09:43Wow.
09:44Wow.
09:45This place is great.
09:47Did you get this built or do you know who did it?
09:48Mr. Real Estate.
09:49That's not what I meant.
09:50I just...
09:51You think we need to talk?
09:52No, after.
09:53Okay.
09:54Okay.
09:55Do I take my shoes off?
09:57No, you're dirty.
10:03Wow.
10:05Wow. This place is great.
10:09Did you get this built or do you know who did it?
10:12Mr. Real Estate.
10:15That's not what I meant. I just...
10:17You think we need to talk?
10:19No, after.
10:25Awww!
10:29Uh!
10:31Oh my...
10:33Mmmm!
10:35Oh...
10:37Oh...!
10:41Oh...!
10:43Oh...!
10:45Oh...!
10:47Oh...!
10:49Oh...!
10:51I should go or you could stay stay
11:14I'm not done with you and we have afternoon game tomorrow so no morning practice
11:24I told Hayden is it your mother no he's not fuck up who cares what you told Hayden
11:35stay okay
12:05I'm hungry for what for food hey
12:16you like tuna milk you want to make me tuna melts
12:35I was gonna make one for me I can make two you head to Florida after this right yeah
12:42right after the game Tampa then sunrise then we go to Dallas and St. Louis yeah all the
12:47hot spots ginger oil cold enough yeah it's great good food will be ready soon Jesus Christ
13:01you know this guy Ryan price yeah if I'm playing against him and not like to fight him he did
13:09a season with him right mm-hmm he is not what you would think how so like he's quiet doesn't
13:18talk keeps to himself not bad guy doesn't make friends well he gets traded every season tough
13:25to make friends that way probably he wants to get traded again Buffalo is terrible yeah the team sucks
13:32too and people say you're not funny they do yeah they say you're boring too who says that me what's
13:45what's your favorite city to play in on the road I like New York guys is New York they fucking hate me
13:53there they hate you everywhere we know not Florida he's full of Boston people and you I like Ottawa because
14:04this is my hometown Toronto Winnipeg I'm happy they have a team again what boring answers yes well I like
14:15the hot places too hmm hot like weather hot okay LA is hot hot women yeah sure I mean they're hot women
14:26everywhere there is a girl I like you very much Svetlana she's old friend from Russia her father was famous
14:40goaltender of Soviet team she knows everything about talking cool she likes you very much oh that's nice
14:53so she's like your girlfriend no no nothing like that she's old friend sometimes we fuck but
15:05she's busy these days you know new business selling fancy cars sounds perfect for you yes it's close to
15:15that right but what but it's nothing more than that we're either of us but it's nice to have regular
15:27woman like that around you think she's the only woman in Boston who sleep with you I think I will find
15:35someone else but you know me I'm easy so I don't know that's out of you at all
15:47no stay stay I'll get it
16:05you like them yeah girls oh yeah sure of course I do I never hear about you with girls
16:19and it's private all right private I keep a lot of things private obviously
16:28I like girls yeah no shit but I also like you lucky me not this person of course of course not I'm boring
16:44I bet you have a good mouth
16:46FS
16:59стресс fluid папа
17:01да я получил твоые сообщения
17:04я тебе ответил папа не говори и вчера
17:09папа
17:10папа
17:12где алексей
17:13My brother, Alexey, is he there with you?
17:18Are you there?
17:20Paulina is there?
17:23Paulina, she is your wife.
17:26Dad.
17:28Dad.
17:29Okay, calm down.
17:31I'll call him Alexey.
17:36I'll call him.
17:38Where are you?
17:41I'll call him.
17:43I'll call him.
17:45I'll call him.
17:59You still hungry?
18:00No, no, thank you.
18:01That was great.
18:03How was your father?
18:09How do you speak Russian?
18:13I know the word for father.
18:16He says,
18:22He says,
18:23I'm just kidding.
18:24I'm just kidding.
18:26I'm going to call him over.
18:28I'm just kidding.
18:29I can't see yet.
18:31I can't see him.
18:33That's okay.
18:35I'm just kidding.
20:49Fuck Shane.
21:33Go.
21:34I should stay.
21:37I can't.
21:39Team meeting in the morning that I forgot.
21:41So...
21:42Okay.
21:43You forgot team meeting.
21:46Thank you for the tuna melt.
21:47Mm-hmm.
21:49Um...
21:51Uh...
21:53I'm sorry.
21:55I can't...
21:57I can't...
22:05I can't do this.
22:07I can't do this.
22:09I can't do this.
22:10I can't do it.
22:11I can't do it.
22:13Are we expecting someone else?
22:26Oh, no, it's just the three of us.
22:30Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
22:32Rolex really wants you there.
22:34I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
22:38Does that mean too white?
22:42I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
22:44I do.
22:45Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats.
22:47I mean, they're next to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
22:51I don't think I should skip training.
22:54Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
22:57I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
22:58All my time is scheduled.
22:59No, I just meant...
23:00I get, like, two weeks off a year.
23:01I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
23:03Trying to make conversation about what?
23:05Swedish politics?
23:07Okay.
23:08Can I get anyone a drink?
23:09Take this Chablis, please.
23:11Three glasses?
23:12I'll have a ginger ale, please.
23:14Oh, we don't have that.
23:14Sparkling water?
23:16Sure, thank you.
23:18I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
23:21No, I can't.
23:22Not during the season.
23:25Shane.
23:26Yeah.
23:29Is everything all right?
23:31Why, because I don't want wine?
23:32Well, you just seem tense.
23:34I'm fine.
23:35Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon, just the three of us, would
23:42be fun.
23:43And I think you should think about it.
23:44Mm-hmm.
23:45You could make a week of it.
23:46Go to a play, see Big Ben.
23:49You loved it when you were a kid.
23:50You guys should go.
23:51And you'd have a great time.
23:52You're the tennis fan, Dad.
23:54Well, they're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
23:56It's you they want.
23:58We're just the parents.
23:59You're the main attraction.
24:00Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
24:03They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
24:06Honey, I don't want you to lie.
24:08That's not who you are.
24:13Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
24:16It's okay.
24:19Anything you want to talk about?
24:22Let's think about London.
24:24Maybe it could be fun.
24:25I'm just going to use the washroom.
24:30Swedish princess?
24:32I don't know.
24:38Hey, man.
24:44Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
24:47I was about to...
24:49Oh, bullshit.
24:49Get your ass to the mainland, baby.
24:51My buddy, Francois, the chef.
24:52You remember him?
24:53Oh, yeah.
24:54He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
24:57JJ.
24:58The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
25:02All of them?
25:03I don't fucking know.
25:04Get down here.
25:05You remember the restaurant, right?
25:07Le Saint-Bou?
25:07I don't know.
25:13Yes, you bitch.
25:18Good to see you.
25:20Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
25:23Tonight is our meat-up.
25:28Do you have any ginger ale?
25:30I mean, I do.
25:32But...
25:32Actually, just a beer, please.
25:34Whatever you have on tap.
25:35Shane Hollander?
25:36Yeah, whatever he wants here.
25:44You keep it, then.
25:48It's an honor.
25:54Cool crowd, huh?
25:56Shit?
25:56A bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
25:58Rose Landry's here, man.
26:00She is?
26:00Yeah.
26:01I might be needing another one of these.
26:04I might be needing another one of these.
26:05Are you here to help me finish these fries?
26:35The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
26:40I'm not gonna fit in my costume if I eat them all.
26:45Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
26:48I'm Rose, by the way.
26:50I'm Shane.
26:51I'm, wow, I'm a big fan.
26:54Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
26:57Really?
26:58I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
27:03Have a fry, Shane Hollander.
27:05Detroit's not gonna go easy on you tomorrow night.
27:10I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
27:25Wow.
27:26By Bill Paxton.
27:27That is terrible.
27:28He was actually pretty nice to me.
27:31And it was good practice.
27:33Getting kidnapped?
27:34I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
27:39Fuck, you, you didn't hear that.
27:42You didn't?
27:43No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
27:47My lips are sealed.
27:49Okay.
27:50Your turn.
27:52Well, I've never been kidnapped.
27:55I mean, there have been threats, but...
27:56No, not what I meant.
27:58Shane Hollander, eight years old.
28:02Paint me a picture.
28:04Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
28:10The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so probably just having fun.
28:18Did it stop being fun?
28:21No.
28:22Well, I mean, kind of.
28:25I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that makes sense.
28:32Yeah, it does.
28:35And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
28:41I wasn't the only one.
28:43There was one other.
28:45He hated me, though.
28:48I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
28:54And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
28:57I was all right.
28:59John tapped out at NCAA.
29:05But he still made it to the Frozen Four of Princeton.
29:08That's amazing.
29:09He's an agent now, naturally.
29:11And Peter's in the AHL.
29:14Undrafted, but hey.
29:16Still not nothing.
29:17Not nothing indeed.
29:20So this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
29:25No.
29:26I don't know.
29:27I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
29:30Underdark?
29:31Kidnapped?
29:32Come on.
29:33No.
29:34I fly a lot.
29:35I watch a lot of movies.
29:36No, that movie is so bad.
29:37It's not great.
29:38No, it's horrible.
29:39You're really good.
29:40I'm so bad in it.
29:41No, you're good.
29:42Well, I'm barely in it.
29:43I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
29:46Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
29:48Michigan, remember?
29:49Your winter doesn't scare me.
29:59So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
30:02I'm a little wild, sir.
30:03And when you miss the booty down my visa, ay, don't want you to go, oh, oh, yeah, you
30:09my love, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, take your
30:12inside to show you I'm real, I'm real.
30:16Block it off, em, baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
30:19Push it off, em, baby, y'all follow me go, I will be taking you under dawn, we, we,
30:25Roz, Roz, you gotta see this. You're gonna shit, man.
30:40So, no.
30:45I know, right? She's like a huge fucking movie star.
30:47How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
30:49She's shooting a film in Montreal.
30:50How the fuck do you know that?
30:51It says it right there.
30:52The two met at a mutual friend's party,
30:54according to unnamed sources.
30:55I've never seen Rose this happy.
30:56The source goes on to say,
30:58I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
31:21And there's Rose Landry
31:22wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
31:24That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
31:26Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
31:46No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
31:48but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love.
31:52as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X-Squad sequel.
31:57Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
32:01Well, it's hard to blame either one.
32:02They are definitely one hot couple.
32:04They are five.
32:05Hey, I was watching that.
32:07Here.
32:07Oh, God!
32:11You're good, Rose.
32:12Oh, fuck.
32:14I stopped my talk.
32:16Okay, man.
32:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division
32:22and the Eastern Conference at large,
32:24Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros
32:26will look to put some distance tonight
32:28between themselves and their arch rivals,
32:30the Boston Raiders.
32:31But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
32:59Hey!
32:59Come on, let's go!
33:03Oh!
33:03Oh, come on, let's go!
33:05Oh!
33:05Oh!
33:06Yeah, let's do it!
33:07Let's do it!
33:25Don't get him, buddy.
33:26No rust.
33:26In a listless effort,
33:30the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal
33:33in the third period.
33:34If you can call 1-0 a victory,
33:37and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
33:39But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
33:42Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
33:43Fuck this shit.
33:51Fuck this shit.
33:53I'm dead.
33:54I need to get laid.
33:55Let's go out.
33:56Where?
33:58We're in Montreal.
33:59We find the fucking club.
34:01Tell people!
34:02Oh, man.
34:03Good game tonight, babe.
34:32No, it wasn't.
34:34No, it wasn't.
34:35But you won.
34:36I need a beer.
34:37I bet you do.
34:38Did you watch the game, too?
34:39Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone,
34:41but it was sweaty blood.
34:43Miles, don't be terrible.
34:44Look, I have no problem watching sweaty players.
34:47Okay, I want to dance.
34:49I don't know, I'm beat, man.
34:51Come on, I never get to dance.
34:52Okay, that is a lie.
34:53Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
34:54Yeah, that makes two of us.
34:55Come on, Miles, get a champagne.
35:02Sorry about that.
35:09Can I have one more, please?
35:18All I think he's sad, all I think he's sad, all I think he's sad
35:41And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
35:43They say it's my fault, but I want it so much
35:46When I fly her away, by the summer rain
35:48Coming over my face, worship away all the shame
35:51When I stop and stare, don't worry in me
35:53Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
35:56I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
35:59But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
36:02And she's sad, running through my head, running through my head
36:05Running through my head, running through my head
36:07And she's sad, all I think he's sad, running through my head
36:09Running through my head, running through my head
36:11All the things he's sad, all I think he's sad
36:13I gotta go to the bathroom
36:38I gotta go to the bathroom
37:08Oh
37:38Being with you
37:40Has opened my eyes
37:42Could I ever believe
37:44Such a perfect surprise
37:46I keep asking myself
37:48Wondering how
37:50I keep closing my eyes
37:52But I can't lock you out
37:54Wanna find a new place
37:56Where it's just you and me
37:58Nobody else
38:00So we can be free
38:02All the things you said
38:04All the things you said
38:06Running through my head
38:08All the things you said
38:10Running through my head
38:12Running through my head
38:14All the things you said
38:16This is not
38:18Enough
38:22This is
38:24Not enough
38:26All the things you said
38:28All the things you said
38:30All the things you said
38:32All the things you said
38:34All the things she said
38:49This is not enough
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