Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 8 Episode 05- PBandJ
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00:00Parenting is exhausting.
00:07You're tired because you were up until 5 in the morning playing a game on your phone.
00:11It's not a game. It's a realistic pizza parlor simulator.
00:14It's very different. There's no winning.
00:16Then why do you play?
00:17To earn pizza points to get better toppings.
00:18What's up, Peralta?
00:20Hey, Trudy Judy and Dog Judy.
00:22What's going on? Are you puppy sitting for Doug?
00:23Well, I was, but I need you to take him for me because I'm going on a little vacay.
00:27And let's just say there's going to be some activities that aren't suitable for our little dog.
00:33Like parasailing.
00:34I thought you were building something much more sexual.
00:37Nope, just really pumped for parasailing.
00:39Also, there's going to be a lot of f***, but the dog's okay with that here.
00:42Oh, as much as we would love to take care of this extremely unneutered animal, we can't because I'm too allergic.
00:48Wait, why isn't Doug Judy taking care of Doug Judy? Is he out of town or something?
00:51Oh, no, you didn't hear. Doug got arrested. He's going to prison.
00:55Wait, what?
00:56Doug got arrested. He's going to prison.
00:57No, I heard you. I was just processing.
00:59Aw, you want to hug a dog?
01:00Oh, my God. It's like a third of him.
01:03What's up, Peronta?
01:25Hey, what's going on? Why didn't you tell me you were in jail?
01:27Did you not want me to find out who arrested you?
01:29Is there another cop in your life?
01:30No, none of these pigs mean jack to me. No offense, Evan. You've been great this week.
01:33I don't understand. I thought you went straight.
01:35I did. I got a job. I have a wife.
01:38But the other day, I was driving to the new mega target in South Orange, New Jersey, because they have 50% off whole home mesh wireless systems.
01:45With a rebate?
01:45No. Discount taking that register.
01:47Oh, you got to hit that.
01:48I know.
01:50But on the way over there, a guy rear-ended me, and the cops showed up. Turns out I had a warrant out for my arrest.
01:54But we wiped your criminal record.
01:56You wiped my New York record. I stole a car in Trenton five years ago.
01:58Well, you still should have called me. I could have helped you out.
02:00Wouldn't have mattered. There's a lot of evidence against me.
02:02I left a picture of me at the scene of the crowd with a note bragging about how I did it.
02:05Ah, well, yes, that would make it difficult.
02:08Impossible. They move me to Southwoods Prison tomorrow.
02:10Tomorrow?
02:11I know. But you know, it really bombs me out. I had no warning. Only wish I had known it was going to happen so I could have had one last moment of joy before I get taken to jail.
02:19But alas, tis not to be.
02:21Wait a minute. What if it tis to be? What if I drive you to prison? We could have one more adventure.
02:27Honestly, Jake, I don't see how it's possible to have fun on the trip to prison.
02:30Yeah, it sucks. But, I don't know, maybe for just a few hours you could focus on the journey and not the destination.
02:37Focus on the journey, not the destination. I like that. Did you steal it from a car commercial?
02:42No, it was an Instagram ad for a travel bidet. Look, I know it's not perfect, but if you say yes, I promise I will plan some sexy-ass surprises.
02:50How sexy we talking?
02:51How sexy you got?
02:54Is that a 79 Pontiac Transound?
02:56Sexy-ass surprise number one. We're riding in style.
02:59Can't believe the Department of Corrections was cool with you taking your friend to prison.
03:02Well, I can be very persuasive. I got the guy and his family a six-day pass to Pirates Cove water park.
03:07So many days in the water. The family's going to be pruning.
03:09Yeah, it wasn't a good bribe.
03:10Well, let's hit the road.
03:11But, but, but, before we do that, there's another surprise, but I'm going to need your hands free for this one.
03:15Oh, wait, wait. You got a pen?
03:16I'll show you a little trick I learned from a magician who, for legal purposes, shall remain nameless, but is unquestionably a mind freak.
03:24Yes, Angel.
03:25I can neither confirm nor deny.
03:26Bam! Your cuffs and your pens, sir.
03:28That was incredibly fast.
03:30Consider, am I mind freaked?
03:32On that note, it is time for sexy-ass surprise number two.
03:35A classic Jake and Judy outfit change!
03:45I'm feeling this print.
03:46I thought you might.
03:48We got tigers and toucans.
03:50Tigers and toucs!
03:51Ooh, and now for the piece de resistance.
03:54Ho, ho, ho, ho!
03:55A little French. I like where this is going.
03:56Et voilà.
03:57P, B, and, and, J?
04:00Pontiac Bandit and Jake go together like peanut butter and jelly.
04:03It's never coming off.
04:04Except for in a couple hours when I have to check into prison for five years.
04:06Up, up, up, up.
04:07Journey, not the destination.
04:09It's never coming off.
04:10That's the spirit.
04:11Let's ride.
04:13None of our DJ?
04:14I was counting on it.
04:15Bust out those banging bar mitzvah beats, bruv.
04:17See what you got.
04:19Kendrick Lamar, Meek Mill, really a lot of Taylor Swift.
04:23I'm over her.
04:24I barely even memorized all the lyrics to folklore.
04:26What's S.A.S. 3?
04:27I'm glad you asked, Mon Frere.
04:29That track is sexy ass surprise number three.
04:32Okay, so I know this audio engineer who's friends with a guy, who's roommates with a guy,
04:35who gets lunch for a guy, who's friends with a guy, who knows Drake.
04:37And he laid down a beat for us to write a song to.
04:40Drake laid down a beat for us?
04:42What?
04:42No, no, the friend did.
04:43The Drake thing was just to establish his credentials.
04:45And it worked.
04:46That dude's like six spots removed from Drake.
04:48He's the real deal.
04:49Mm.
04:51Uh.
04:52Uh.
04:52Uh.
04:53Uh.
04:54Uh.
04:54A lot of room for uh.
04:55I like that.
04:56I thought you would.
04:57Doug and Jake rolling down the street.
05:00P.B. and Jake, a tasty little treat.
05:02Two cool dudes making sandals for your feet.
05:05What?
05:05I was going for the rhyme, but now I kind of feel like it's a good idea.
05:08Love it.
05:09Making sandals that last is our ideology.
05:11Made real by our patented strapless technology.
05:14It's Magnus.
05:14Oh, okay.
05:16Yo, you can wear them on the beach.
05:18Wear them on a hike.
05:19Wear them on a Peloton exercise bike.
05:22Doug and Jake, two best friends.
05:24With the premium overdose shoes for men.
05:27Rah!
05:28That was crazy.
05:29We never even rehearsed it.
05:30Just did it perfectly.
05:31It was like Jackson made an alley.
05:32I call alley.
05:33Ah, I'm on an alley.
05:35Okay, it's time for sexy ass surprise number four.
05:37Let me ask you this.
05:38If you could eat any meal on earth, what would it be?
05:41Cheeseburger cracker flavor combos.
05:43Philly cheesesteaks from Pat's.
05:44Popeye's biscuits, McDonald's fries, Wendy's nuggets, Sonic Tots, Fountain Coke, and of
05:50course, my mama's sweet potato pie.
05:52Oh, wow.
05:53That's actually a very tall order, which I completely failed.
05:58What?
05:58You smorgasborded it?
05:59I smorgasborded it.
06:02You know what this calls for?
06:03What's that?
06:03Foot slap.
06:04Ooh.
06:05How did you find cheeseburger cracker combos?
06:08Weren't they discontinued?
06:10Tell me the whole story.
06:11A bodega in Queens had an old box.
06:12Wow.
06:13Yeah.
06:13Kind of makes me sad, though.
06:16How come?
06:16One day it's all in the world thriving, and then, poof, it's pulled off the streets.
06:22Well, I mean, it's not like it's gone forever.
06:25You know, it'll be back in circulation soon.
06:27Maybe.
06:28But sometimes when a product is taken off the shelves, it never returns.
06:32It's going to be okay.
06:32I promise I'll visit the combos every month.
06:35Combos will be very grateful for that.
06:38But luckily I have a friend like you.
06:44Charles?
06:45Yeah?
06:46What are you doing?
06:46What are you doing?
06:47Why are you alone with a criminal who's escaped you multiple times?
06:50Seems like a loaded question.
06:52Oh, that's not even half my load.
06:53Okay.
06:54Oh, my God.
06:54I'm too late.
06:55You're already seduced by Doug Judy's wiles.
06:57Okay, I appreciate the concern, but Doug has changed.
07:00This was an old crime, and he's already owned up to it.
07:02He's not trying to escape.
07:03He's already out of his handcuffs.
07:04Just so we can do our sweet-ass outfit change.
07:06Tigers and toucans!
07:07Tigers and toucans!
07:08Obviously, they're fantastic, but Jake, by trusting him, you're putting your job on
07:12the line, which means you're also putting my job on the line.
07:14How so?
07:15Because if you get fired, I will swim out into the ocean until I'm too tired to swim back,
07:18and I will sink to the bottom, and then I won't have a job.
07:20Oh, my God.
07:21All right, well, I'm already driving him to prison, so there's nothing I can do about it now.
07:25Oh, yes, there is.
07:26Welcome to the boil, bus!
07:28Why are we getting this whack ride?
07:29Charles refuses to accept what close friends we are.
07:32He thinks you're trying to escape, and then your crew's on the lookout for the Trans Am,
07:35so he insisted we switch into his weird family bus.
07:37That's ridiculous.
07:39Isn't it?
07:39It doesn't matter what vehicle we're in.
07:41That's what I said.
07:41I'm going to escape from you either way.
07:43Exactly.
07:44Wait, what was that?
07:46I still don't understand.
07:47What do you mean you're escaping?
07:48Sorry, bro, plan's already in motion.
07:50Trudy came to you.
07:51You took the bait.
07:51Come on.
07:52If you were really trying to escape, why would you tell me?
07:54Honestly, I didn't like lying to you.
07:56You're a good friend.
07:57Well, if I'm such a good friend, why are you trying to escape from me?
07:59I'm not trying to escape from you.
08:00I'm trying to escape from prison.
08:01Let me ask you this.
08:02Do you know why I stole that car?
08:03Because you love doing crimes?
08:05That's me directly quoting your catchphrase.
08:07First of all, my catchphrase is slurp, slurp.
08:09You've never once said that.
08:10I say it constantly.
08:11Second of all, me loving crime is classic empty bravado.
08:15The truth is I was arrested when I was 22 for something stupid.
08:18When I got out, nobody would hire me because I had a criminal record.
08:21My dreams of being a landscape architect were out the window.
08:24That was your dream?
08:25I wanted to be the Black Edward Scissorhands.
08:26Oh, that's great.
08:27I get all that.
08:28But that's not what this is about.
08:29I mean, you could have escaped from anyone, but you chose to set me up.
08:32And now my job and my name are all on the line.
08:34You used me, Doug.
08:36You're a bad friend.
08:36You're the bad friend.
08:37I got you a tracksuit.
08:38Tigers and toques.
08:40Might as well be a jumpsuit.
08:41A prison jumpsuit.
08:42You're taking me to prison.
08:43The fact that you thought I'd go willingly means you don't know me at all.
08:46Oh, please.
08:47I know everything about you.
08:48You didn't know my catchphrase.
08:49You have never once said slurp, slurp before today.
08:51That you believe that is so hurtful.
08:54Okay.
08:54Well, there's clearly only one way to settle this.
08:56Ignore him and take him directly to prison.
08:58A high-stakes trivia contest to decide who's the better friend.
09:01What?
09:01If I win, you agree not to try and escape.
09:03But if I win, you agree to let me go.
09:05Deal.
09:05That is a bad idea.
09:07I cannot let you take this risk, Jake.
09:08It'll be just like game night at the Camden Senior Center.
09:10You can be Estelle Minderman.
09:11She's my favorite emcee.
09:13Damn it, I'm in.
09:15Go!
09:15The name of the game is called Who Knows Moe?
09:18Friend or Foe?
09:19Are you for real or just for show?
09:20A little wordy.
09:21Each contestant will answer and ask ten personal questions.
09:24Whoever gets the most correct answers will be crowned the better friend.
09:28Also there is that whole going to prison or not thing.
09:30America can't relate to the prison stuff.
09:31It's too real.
09:32It's a game about friendship.
09:33And may the better friend win.
09:36Jake, you will ask the first question.
09:38Vegan.
09:39What is my middle name?
09:41You tell people it's Zach, but it's really Jeffrey.
09:43No, it's Zach.
09:44Like Zach Morris.
09:45I'm going for Doc.
09:46What is the name of the alter ego I used for fancy crimes?
09:49A Lord Poncey Cumbershine.
09:52Tis Crook.
09:52It's right for Jake.
09:53What is my favorite Knicks memory?
09:55When they fired Phil Jackson.
09:58Yeah, that was a good day.
10:00What is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me?
10:02When you were cut out of that season of Real Housewives where you were dating Ramona.
10:05I wasn't embarrassed.
10:06I was just disappointed in the way it was handled.
10:08Yeah.
10:08What is my least favorite word?
10:11Buttress.
10:11It just makes me picture a mattress with a butt.
10:13What is my least favorite thing?
10:15Meringue.
10:16Because it looks so much better than it tastes.
10:17It's a trick, fool.
10:20Doug's up by one.
10:21Jake, you need to answer the final question correctly.
10:23Otherwise, he wins.
10:24Doug, lay it on him.
10:26Hmm.
10:27Jake Peralto, do I have an earring?
10:32Um.
10:34What?
10:34You heard me.
10:35You've been in the car for three hours.
10:36You've known me for seven years.
10:39Do I have an earring?
10:42Oh, no.
10:42I'm drawing a blank.
10:44I can kind of picture a diamond stud.
10:46That'd be a good look.
10:47Or maybe a gold cross or a little hoop.
10:49I do have a versatile ears.
10:51Now I'm just seeing it pretty clearly with no earring.
10:54Ugh, this is hard.
10:55But I'm going to go with my gut and say, yes, you do have an earring.
11:01Nothing but lobe?
11:02This whole time?
11:03Since the day we met.
11:04I guess I know you better after all.
11:08Or do you?
11:10Wait.
11:11Why are you smiling?
11:12Because we played you!
11:14If you actually knew me, you would have known that I only agreed to do who knows mo, friend
11:18or foe, or you for real or just for show in order to stall.
11:21I was in on it.
11:22Estelle Minderman is the code word we use for when there's a twist.
11:25Because when Estelle hosts game night at the senior center, she always makes sure one
11:29of the games has a sexy twist.
11:31And when I was writing my answers into my phone, I was secretly texting Captain Holt,
11:35our vehicle description and location.
11:37Backup is already on the way.
11:40Wait.
11:41Why are you smiling now?
11:42Because I played you.
11:43I knew you would text for backup, so I changed your contacts while I was DJing.
11:47Kendrick Lamar, Meek Mill, really a lot of Taylor Swift.
11:51So when you were texting Captain Holt, you were actually texting Trudy, Trudy.
11:54State Troopers are on their way.
11:56Sincerely, Raymond Holt.
11:58Now my crew knows exactly where we are and exactly what we're driving.
12:01Because I know you mo.
12:04Slap, slap.
12:09What do we do?
12:10We can't outrun Doug's men.
12:12Oil bus tops out at 50.
12:13Shh.
12:14I'm calling Holt for help.
12:15Go for Trudy.
12:16Oh, damn it!
12:17Yeah, I changed all the numbers.
12:19Come on.
12:19Charles, give me your phone.
12:22All right.
12:22All right.
12:23Roger, what's going on?
12:25Sir, I need your help.
12:26Doug Judy tricked me and now his crew knows our location and they're on their way to help
12:29him escape.
12:30Hey, Captain Holt!
12:30Doug says hi.
12:31How many times have I warned you not to trust that man?
12:33A lot of times.
12:34But honestly, you tell me not to do things so often, I kind of just tune it out.
12:38If Doug Judy escapes, I can't help you.
12:40You will be fired.
12:41Okay, I know I messed up, but can you at least get us some backup?
12:44Send me a pin of your location.
12:45I'll have State Troopers rendezvous with you.
12:47Do Judy's men know what car you're driving?
12:48Yes, they...
12:50No.
12:52Not for long.
12:53What the hell is this?
12:54This is the front of a Galaxy 500 welded to the back of a Datsun with half its windows
12:59and no trunk.
12:59It's all I could afford.
13:00You really think you're going to make it to the prison in that?
13:02Well, we only have 38 miles left, so sorry, Judy, but it looks like I have the upper hand
13:07now.
13:12Door fell off.
13:14So, what you want to talk about?
13:16Nothing.
13:16We're not talking anymore.
13:18No.
13:19No, no, no.
13:19No phone call for you.
13:20She's calling for you?
13:21Yeah.
13:21It was going to be another fun road trip surprise, but you don't deserve it.
13:24What's up, Rosa?
13:25Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy.
13:28No, no, no.
13:28No, there's no singing for him now.
13:30She made me learn such a long song.
13:31It has 35 verses and no chorus.
13:33I know.
13:33I'm sorry, but plans have changed.
13:35Let me guess.
13:36Doug wasn't excited about prison, and now he's trying to escape.
13:38You know it.
13:40Good luck, Doug.
13:43Thank you for planning that.
13:45What's the next surprise?
13:46There isn't one.
13:46You ruined it.
13:47There's no more fun.
13:48So that's how it is?
13:49Well, this is going to end with me in prison.
13:51We could have a good time, but now it's going to end with me riding off into the sunset
13:54a free man, and we're all moody?
13:56You're not escaping.
13:57And if you did, I would lose my badge.
13:59Maybe it's for the best.
14:00You make a dope realtor.
14:01I don't want to be a realtor.
14:02You're telling me you don't want to sell a penthouse to Zane Malick and then party with
14:05him afterwards?
14:05I mean, that does sound kind of cool.
14:09Next thing you know, you're the go-to guy for all of One Direction's property needs.
14:14No.
14:15There's too much tension between Zane and the others.
14:17You're selling me a pipe dream.
14:18All I'm saying is you're more than just your job.
14:21You know, it doesn't matter.
14:22It still doesn't give you the right to get me fired.
14:23Honestly, it seems like a small price to pay for my freedom.
14:27Think about it.
14:28That's all I ask.
14:29Finally.
14:32Captain Raymond Holt called in for backup.
14:34We're supposed to escort you to the prison.
14:36Copy that.
14:36Thanks.
14:37What are y'all wearing?
14:38Tigers and toucans.
14:39Yes, sir.
14:41Interesting.
14:41And why isn't he cuffed?
14:42Uh, don't worry about it.
14:44Peralta knows I wouldn't physically overwhelm him.
14:46What's happening here is more of a mental overwhelm.
14:48There's been no overwhelm of any kind.
14:50And yet I just tricked you into thinking overwhelm is a word.
14:54No.
14:55Stay in contact if you need anything.
14:59Hey, if we're not going to talk, can we at least play some music?
15:04I can get with this.
15:09What are you doing?
15:10Wow.
15:11I can't have a diverse musical palette.
15:12I'm not sure what you're so happy about.
15:14I have backup now.
15:15I'm choosing to focus on the journey, not the destination.
15:18Suit yourself.
15:19Wait.
15:20This isn't part of your plan, is it?
15:22Are the state troopers actually your guys?
15:23Sounds like something I would do.
15:25I mean, how would you even have contacted them?
15:27Unless somebody messed with Holt's phone.
15:30Classic Doug.
15:31No, that's crazy.
15:32You're just bluffing.
15:32Also classic Doug.
15:35Rerouting.
15:35Rerouting?
15:36It's probably nothing.
15:37I'm sure we're going down a side road away from the prison for a good reason.
15:42Hey, this is Peralta.
15:44Why'd you guys just turn?
15:45Where are you going?
15:45This is the way to the prison.
15:46I'm heading into a trap, aren't I?
15:50Hard to say.
15:50But if those are your guys, what are they waiting for?
15:52But if they're not your guys, where are we going?
15:54Unclear.
15:55I'm calling Charles.
15:56What's up, Peralta?
15:58No!
15:59All right, Jake.
15:59Stay calm.
16:01This all makes sense.
16:02You called for backup, then Holt said backup was coming, and now they're here.
16:04These guys are real.
16:05If you can't trust them, you can't trust anyone.
16:07You're right.
16:08That's good logic.
16:09I can't trust anyone!
16:10Okay, we lost them.
16:20I gotta know, were they actually your guys?
16:22Nope.
16:23Damn it!
16:23I knew it!
16:24Whatever.
16:25It doesn't matter anyway.
16:26We're almost there.
16:27We're just taking a different route.
16:28At the next intersection, turn left.
16:30Wait, this doesn't look great.
16:32Sure it does.
16:32We just took a different route, like you said.
16:34Came in the back way.
16:36Yeah, but prison should be visible.
16:38You have reached your destination.
16:40Uh-oh.
16:44Slurp, slurp, Peralta.
16:45Slurp, slurp!
16:48I don't understand.
16:50How did this happen?
16:51Remember when I switched out your contacts?
16:53I also changed the destination of your GPS.
16:55So we've been driving to the wrong place this whole time?
16:58Everything else was just a distraction?
16:59I wanted you to focus on the journey, not the destination.
17:02Oh.
17:02Yeah, got that from you.
17:04Dumbass.
17:05He's not a dumbass, Judy.
17:06It was a brilliant plan.
17:07I had to hinge on him handing you his phone and not noticing that he was driving directly to us.
17:10Yeah, but there was also some mental misdirection.
17:13It was a bit of a chess match, it's true.
17:15Yeah, a chess match with a dumbass.
17:17All right, we gotta move.
17:18Judy, you get in the SUV.
17:19I'll take care of the cop.
17:21What do you mean, take care of him?
17:22Shoot him in the face.
17:23What?
17:24Doug, who are these guys?
17:25I don't know.
17:26Judy, who are these guys?
17:27Well, your old crew split when you went legit, so I put an ad for goons on the internet.
17:30Pass, grab it.
17:31Craigslist.
17:31Judy, never contact Craigslist crooks.
17:33He's a cop.
17:34He's seen her faces.
17:35It's okay.
17:35He doesn't care about you.
17:36He doesn't even know your name.
17:37It's Vince Thompson.
17:37Don't tell him.
17:38Look, I'm just after Doug.
17:40That's it.
17:40Yeah, he's gonna forget all about you.
17:42Guy whose name I can't even remember.
17:44It's Vince Michael Thompson.
17:45What is wrong with you?
17:45Look, you can let us do what you hired us to do, or you can join your buddy in a ditch.
17:49Fair enough.
17:51Enjoy the ditch, Jake.
17:52Enjoy the ditch?
17:53Those are your final words to me?
17:55Hey, man, it's not a game.
17:56And I'm not a stale mender man.
17:58Life is about choices.
17:59Difficult choices.
18:00And sometimes now!
18:03All right, nobody move.
18:04Say where you are.
18:05See you later, Thomas!
18:07I'll take the prisoner.
18:12So, can you actually give me one second?
18:14Thanks.
18:15Look, Doug, I'm sorry it's gotta be like this.
18:17If you're mad at me, I get it.
18:19I'm not mad at you.
18:20I'm mad at myself.
18:21I should never become friends with a cop.
18:23I mean, how do I expect this to end?
18:26Well, regardless, thanks for saving me back there with the Estelle Minderman thing.
18:30I wasn't gonna let them hurt you, Jake.
18:32We're PB&J.
18:34We're PB&J.
18:35Hey, I want to hug you, but you're cuffed.
18:41You can hug me.
18:53Okay.
18:55You can take him.
18:57I'll see you soon.
18:58Paranza, there's a call for you.
19:06Oh, is it a casting agent from Double Deer?
19:08I submitted as a kid.
19:09Maybe they're finally calling to put me on the show.
19:10You think they'd be calling 30 years later?
19:12All right, fine.
19:13I also submitted to the reboot.
19:14It's not Double Deer.
19:15It's an inmate from South Hill State Prison.
19:19Doug Judy.
19:23Hello?
19:23Hey, Paranza.
19:24What's good?
19:25Hey, Doug.
19:25Are you okay?
19:27I wanted you to know, and I've been thinking about it a lot.
19:29I didn't mean what I said.
19:31I'm glad I met you.
19:32Sure.
19:33It ended badly, but...
19:34We had some good times along the way, too.
19:36We went on a cruise together.
19:37We flew on Mark Cuban's jet.
19:39We ate at a restaurant next to Gail from Top Chef.
19:41Yeah, and then you got so mad at her about Last Chance Kitchen.
19:44I wasn't mad.
19:44I just think it's insane that they make you go online to watch it.
19:47The point is, I wouldn't trade those moments for anything.
19:51I'm choosing to focus on the journey.
19:55Wait a minute.
19:56What language is that?
19:57I don't know.
19:58Maybe Dutch.
19:58There's a lot of that in here.
19:59You know how active the Dutch mafia is in Jersey.
20:02Judy.
20:03Okay, fine.
20:04Surprise!
20:05I'm in Amsterdam.
20:06I escaped from prison.
20:08My wife and I are living a life here now.
20:10Amsterdam is great.
20:11Jake, they got universal health care.
20:14Legalized marijuana.
20:15And the workers are treated so much better.
20:17But you know what the best part is?
20:18That you're a free man again.
20:20No.
20:20Stroopwafels.
20:21They're like these wait-for-cookies with caramel in between.
20:24I think I've seen those at Trader Joe's.
20:26Well, look.
20:27I guess I'm happy that you're happy.
20:30Well, I owe it all to you.
20:31What do you mean?
20:32I think you know what I mean.
20:33Uh, nope.
20:34No idea.
20:35Really?
20:35Because after we hugged goodbye, I noticed your pin was in my pocket.
20:39Oh, that's weird.
20:41It was?
20:42Uh-huh.
20:42And then I used it to mind-freak myself out of my cuffs and then out of jail.
20:47Well, then I guess it's certainly lucky that it ended up in your pocket.
20:50I wonder how it got there.
20:52Yeah.
20:53Well, I guess we'll never know.
20:56Well, however it got there, I'm glad it did.
21:00I love you, Peralta.
21:02Love you too, Judy.
21:03Tigers and toques!
21:05Tigers and toques.
21:08Not a doctor.
21:09Shh!
21:10From your lawn.
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