Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 8 Episode 02- The Lake House
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00:00Hey, everybody. I got your text. It's a big emergency.
00:07We need to talk about Captain Holt's love life.
00:09Come on, you miss getting dragged into your co-workers' personal lives. Admit it.
00:12It's true, I have. What's going on?
00:13Captain Holt is in pain, and we need to help him get back together with Kevin.
00:16No, we don't. Holt is a very private person. We shouldn't get involved.
00:20Okay, you guys probably don't know this, but my parents got divorced when I was a kid, and it really messed me up.
00:25Oh, my God.
00:26What, do I talk about it a lot? It doesn't matter.
00:28The point is, we can't let that happen to Daddy Holt and Daddy Kevin.
00:30So we're just dispensing with subtext now?
00:32Yes. This workplace is my family. Was that not clear?
00:34Holt is my dad. You're my immune older sister. Amy's my mom.
00:36What? What did I say?
00:37You said Amy is my mom.
00:39Nobody said anything. We don't have time for this, Amy.
00:41Now, who's going to help me parent trap Holt and Kevin?
00:44Seriously? Nobody's on board with my scheme? Is it because I called it a scheme?
00:47I can say something different. Nobody's on board with my stratagem?
00:50No.
00:51Look, Holt just needs us to be there for him. Help him take his mind off of Kevin.
00:55He's always inviting us to his lake house to go birdwatching, but we never do it because it's, you know, birdwatching.
01:01We could finally go.
01:02He would love that.
01:03Wow. Stabbed in the back by my own mom.
01:05What?
01:05Wife. I said wife. Why do you keep not hearing me?
01:08Whatever. Let's just do Terry's plan.
01:09You know, I thought it over, and I got to hand it to you guys. This trip is actually a really great idea.
01:34This is surprising. You're usually a lot more petulant when we don't go along with your schemes.
01:38Well, stratagems, and I've grown up a lot, Terry.
01:40Uh, you do know there's no phone reception at the lake house.
01:43No!
01:45How am I going to catch Pokemon?
01:47It doesn't matter.
01:49It's community event weekend, so...
01:51Hey.
01:52Hey.
01:52How long is the drive up there? I want to time my edible so it kicks in right when we arrive.
01:57What?
01:58Nothing. It's cool. I'm not going to tell anybody. I'm not a narc.
02:01All right. You can tell people.
02:02Good, because I'm a narc.
02:03I'm not a cop anymore, and I have a prescription for anxiety, so it's legal. It'll be good for when all the drama starts.
02:08Why do you think there's going to be drama?
02:09Oh, no, you're right. Whenever we go on one of these group trips, everything's totally normal, and there's never any big conflict.
02:13Anyway, I'm just going to pop one of these right now for no reason.
02:15I'm not looking.
02:19Welcome to the lake house.
02:20Where's the lake? I didn't see it on the way in.
02:22That's because there's no lake up here.
02:24But you said it was a lake house.
02:25No, we called it THE lake house.
02:27It was once owned by Keersop Lake, the scholar of textual criticism who wrote dated Greek manuscripts to the year 1200.
02:33Yeah, Terry, it's obviously named after Keersop Lake. No one else was confused about that.
02:37Hey, I'm going to take Mac in, and then I'll come back for the stuff.
02:39Okay.
02:39Yeah.
02:40Let's see. Pack and play. Baby monitor. White noise machine. Sleep sack.
02:46Whoa, that's a lot of gear.
02:47Yeah, it's our first time away from home with him, and he's such a terrible sleeper.
02:52Well, at least you're doing the smart thing and asking for my help.
02:55That is not what's happening.
02:56Oh, I'm an expert, Amy. I basically raised ten nieces and nephews.
02:59I've done it all. Bottled, swaddled, and coddled.
03:02Let's just say you're definitely going to want my nip tips.
03:06Tips that nip a problem in the bud.
03:07Why don't you just say tips?
03:09Just the tips. Interesting.
03:11Oh, come on, man.
03:13Oh, hey, Captain Holt. You have the Wi-Fi network? I need to FaceTime with Hitchcock.
03:18Oh, there's no internet at the lake house.
03:20Then I'm alone.
03:21We're all here.
03:22So you'll do the 64-round tournament Hitchcock and I designed to determine the best flavor of potato chip?
03:27No, that sounds like hell. Now let me give you all a tour.
03:30This is the sitting room.
03:32We considered referring to it as a living room, but decided against it.
03:37Fascinating.
03:37This is the TV room. Or it was until we got rid of the TV. Now it is also a sitting room.
03:44Two sitting rooms?
03:45Now this, this is why we bought the place. The master sitting room.
03:50Wow, look at all this seating!
03:52Jay, can I talk to you for a second? What's going on?
03:55There is no way you are this enthusiastic about too many sitting rooms and lake houses that aren't lake houses.
04:00I'm just trying to be there for Captain Holt. I understand that the weekend's not about me.
04:03Nope. You're up to something.
04:04I'm up to nothing, Terrence. And frankly, I resent the implication.
04:08Okay, I'm up to something, Terrence.
04:09I messed with Holt and Kevin's shared calendar.
04:11You know me so well.
04:13Oh, Kevin! What a surprise!
04:16Why are you all in my house?
04:18Raymond!
04:20Kevin, what are you doing here?
04:22my edibles just kicked in
04:30what did kevin say is everything okay no we just had a knock down drag out fight
04:38my calendar had the lake houses free strange mine had it as unoccupied well it seems we're at
04:44an impasse i would call it more of a deadlock it gets in such good zingers he's tired from driving
04:50so he's staying the night and going back in the morning well that could be good maybe you guys
04:54could spend some time together we've agreed to keep our distance and issue a verbal warning
04:58anytime one of us is about to enter the room raymond holt entering the kitchen jake this is bad
05:05just give it a shot they're already separated it can't get any worse it's a really good point
05:11thank you rosa she's high as hell it's also a really good point damn it rosa charles what about
05:16you you're my best friend you support me in everything i do oh maybe the fact that i'm not
05:19on board is a sign that it's a really bad idea no you've changed somehow that's the only
05:23explanation guys come on i've got a great plan here no one wants in absolutely not tell me the
05:29plan i want in what you do yeah terry loves love then why didn't you back me up in there because
05:34terry also loves hedging terry loves hedging that's new no it's classic terry but i always play both
05:41sides to the last possible minute everyone knows that that's not fair everyone's so hard on me i want
05:46a public show of support for my plan can't do it look i don't know what's so tough for you to
05:50understand here i love the scheme i want to be a part of it but i think it's gonna fail and i don't
05:55want people to think i was a part of it fine i'll take what i can get
05:58damn it these blackout curtains don't keep the light out
06:03run me on this jannon for bye bye baby you know amy max issues with sleeping might not be the light in
06:09the room it might be the darkness in your heart excuse me sorry that was mean i was trying to be
06:15poetic it's important to be mindful of your energy when you're with an infant trust me i'm sort of a
06:20natural mother yeah natural mother
06:22how long have you been there oh man i have no idea
06:27were you followed nope i promise they have no idea i'm working with you
06:33terry have you seen jake uh no that idiot's probably off working his dumb plan he's so stupid
06:39you know the only reason holt and i haven't fired him is that we're worried that he'll kill himself
06:43seems a little excessive i told you i don't want to be tied to this plan look i'm out on a ledge for
06:49you and terry hates ledges wait so you love hedges but hate ledges you're just making this up as you
06:55go no i'm not name one time you've ever seen me happy out on a ledge i can't think of an example
06:59on the spot because terry hates ledges now come on tell me to burn it fine step one was getting
07:05them here together step two reignite the passion you'll handle captain holt sir you have something
07:11on your pants huh i've sat in some sap like a sap at least you have a sense of humor about it not
07:16intentionally i was upset and stumbled into accidental wordplay meanwhile i will take care of kevin
07:22kevin cosner entering the kitchen oh hey there kev i was just grabbing a bite to eat can i offer you
07:27something well i shouldn't but today's been a fiasco so what the hell i'll have a snack of some
07:31water what kevin won't know is that he will be drinking from a drivel cup oh dear and you said i
07:37was crazy to buy stock and spencer's gifts how does you buying one novelty cup help the company's stock
07:42price it boosts confidence in the marketplace you just don't anything about business terry okay so
07:46we've ruined our outfits why will that reignite the passion because it will force them to change
07:51into clothes which i will have carefully placed at the top of their suitcases thus changing them both
07:55into a couple of thirst traps kevin cosner preparing to descend the master staircase
07:59oh i see you changed into your mock turtleneck and you into your exercise shorts i feel dirty
08:09you feel dirty i do and i love it
08:13oh hey amy starting round three you want to try a new mexico style chili verde oh my hands are kind of
08:20careful here scully i can toss it to you scully don't throw chips at my baby
08:25i can't believe what i'm about to do charles i need your help i'm not gonna gloat i'm just happy
08:36he's getting the care he needs okay you might want to be a little less cocky until you actually get him
08:41down because you know some babies are just fussy and there's nothing that anyone can
08:44oh my god is he asleep so can i be cocky now step three a romantic picnic the perfect gill net for
08:52our trout to swim into huh sorry i've been watching that survivalist show alone it's really helped with
08:57my metaphors you think they'll agree to have a picnic they won't even be in the same room together
09:00it's not like we have an unbaited gill net terry what's your plan forage for berries
09:04you wouldn't last two days in the arctic man what are we doing now we're getting kevin and holt back
09:08together now for operation corn crake hey kevin i have a question is the corn crake an important bird
09:14yes they're among the rarest species in the northeastern united states a veritable holy grail
09:19within the bird watching community oh wow i only ask because i read that one was spotted in the
09:25woods near here grab your binoculars we're going birding yeah we are we're pretty far north for a
09:30corn crake where did you hear of this setting oh on the bird watching app that captain holt
09:35recommended i download you know how he is about birding i guess you guys have that in common huh
09:39hardly raymond is an adequate bird watcher at best he once confused a pileated woodpecker
09:43with a downy woodpecker yeah piley wooddecker and a pileated jacker
09:49huh it's nowhere maybe you could flush out the corn crake by doing its mating call
09:56i don't know why a corn crake would make such a call three months after its rooting season but
10:01i suppose it can hurt to try
10:03hold on that call that's the call a corn crake makes when it wants to root i'll respond
10:14this way
10:22and do you need the shades no you don't because you're already asleep he forgot the sleep sack
10:33and mac doesn't even care i can't watch this
10:36oh i think i just locked mac in his room what do i do oh sorry man i think the second edible just
10:53kicked in and this is a little too much for me also this is not the vibe i was looking for
10:58oh you were not a corn crake but you heard the call yes it was majestic
11:16well look what we caught in our gillnet a couple of fresh fatty trout that'll last us the next five
11:22days more if we eat the egg sack jake it's a picnic it attracted bees
11:27no no god they're everywhere get away quick everyone four more all around me
11:33heralta i'm sorry kevin it's just i'm very allergic if i get stung i have a terrible reaction kind of
11:37like this ew mac no that's much worse i just get a scratchy throat why didn't you cower behind someone
11:43all right we should be good i think the swarm is gone i think i was only stung once how do i look
11:51good normal very normal stop it kevin doesn't like to be lied to you're disgusting to look at
11:58thank you raymond i have an epi pen back at the house would you call someone and have them bring
12:01it there's no reception i'll just run back i haven't done cardio in 20 years how hard can it be
12:06it's immediately awful here while we wait you could try putting this chilled bottle of
12:12champagne against your eyes it might help ferrata why is there a romantic picnic sitting in this
12:16remote clearing you set this whole thing up didn't you you've manipulated us into spending time
12:23together is that your entire defense uh-huh okay fine all right yes but only because i care about
12:29you and by the way you should really make your shared calendar less easy to access you got into
12:33our calendar yeah you already knew that you said i set the whole thing up i was talking about the
12:36picnic what were you talking about uh-uh you tricked us into coming to the lake house at the
12:41same time you did a dasdappeltlachten what i don't know what that is dasdappeltlachten i'm only
12:47half it's a german novel about a set of twins who try to reunite their estranged parents that's the
12:52parent trap i knew my stratagem had classy origins per alter this is my personal life you've crossed a
12:58line i'm leaving so am i oh no wait are there tools in here you see a saw anywhere i told you
13:07stay away charles i'm not in your energy amy hi hi amy hi look i just wanted to say thank you for
13:15getting mac to sleep i was being really stubborn earlier and i guess what i'm trying to say is
13:22can i please have your nip tips you don't want my nip tips those crusty old things oh god i can't
13:28be here for this oh my mouth is so dry it's all bad what's all bad i can't tell you baby what can't
13:33you tell me it's too real i need to leave damn it i was looking for somewhere to be alone sorry i came
13:40out here looking for a signal to call hitchcock but no luck i can take my chips and go wait you have
13:45chips you could stay so we got off to a bad start there with the bees and kevin rolling down
13:52the hill and then of course the second swarm of bees but we're good now right can you guys hear me
13:57you keep moving away from me for some reason i wish a bee would sting me in both ears right now so
14:02they'd feel shut as well what was that i couldn't hear you i'll just assume you said keep going
14:06anyways yeah i just figured if i could get you guys together i could create a magical moment but of
14:11course we now know that magic doesn't exist it's a corn crake oh i can't believe it i finally spot a
14:19corn crake and my eyes are swollen shut it's okay kevin i'll describe it to you okay have you ever
14:23seen a duck peralta i got this the beak color is pantone 4685c the wing is pantone 2322c spotted with
14:344515c oh the tail is pantone 7525c with bands of 419c oh my my oh kevin the throat pantone 7528c
14:47oh raymond those are some hot pantones okay barbecue sweet maui onion and this surprising underdog
14:59original i think i'm ready to crown a chipion chipion that's good yeah i came up with it
15:04because i misspoke can i join you mac's never been asleep this long and i don't know what to do
15:15with myself charles locked your kid in the room what you made me say it if i didn't you would
15:18have stayed here and ruined this good thing i got going with skull and his chips wait mac is locked
15:22in a room charles amy i was just doing a little handiwork you know fixing up the old house i know
15:29you locked my son in there i'm sorry i tried everything maybe you'll be happy growing up in
15:33that room oh shut up charles i'll get him out move i'm telling you it's impossible not for his mother
15:39wow sorry that took me so long i cramped up halfway and then crawled for a little while
15:49maybe i should think about slimming down no it's actually good you didn't make it back oh thank you
15:53for saying that look i can't change my body it defines me no no we really saw a corn crake
15:58holt had to describe it to kevin and now he's leading him by the hand out of the woods the
16:01pear trap worked i can't wait to tell the squad wait wait let me give kevin the epipen and then
16:05we can tell them together okay whoa pump the brakes there sonic what sonic the hedgehog you've
16:11been hogging that hedge while i was out on a ledge no you didn't have to deal with anyone saying
16:14it was a bad idea so you don't get the credit either this was a hundred percent all me dr
16:19robotnik who sonic's arch nemesis you ever played a video game or watched a movie terry
16:23get a life dude they were being so sweet with each other and holding hands it was amazing they're
16:29totally back in love beralta i need to ask you something let me guess will i be the best man
16:33at a last minute vow renewal ceremony that will serve as an emotional capper to this magical weekend
16:38no i need you to move the car kevin has decided to leave immediately kevin cosner leaving the lake house
16:44this was 100 all jake oh terry
16:53amy will you please pass the mini crab cakes are you sure you can be trusted with something so small
17:00and delicate i could tell you're upset but you should know that i was locked in a room for 16
17:04days as a child and i turned out just fine no you didn't you're a freak okay i'm staying out of this
17:10one shocking i didn't realize you were capable of staying out of anything we have an announcement
17:14we're here to crown the winner of this year's great tournament of chips rosa the champion is
17:20smoky bacon chicken she's so high yeah sounds pretty good though oh you guys are duds scully and
17:26i are gonna bounce oh sir that's a dribble cup you're dripping on yourself am i okay look i'm really
17:36sorry no need to apologize your duds doppel to luncheon scheme worked you manufactured a perfect
17:41romantic moment and i allowed myself to imagine as kevin held my hand that he still felt something
17:46for me when we came back i walked into his room and just as i was working up the courage to ask him
17:52to stay he said we shouldn't spend any more time together well at least now i know that my marriage is over
18:01so uh thank you ralda raymond holt leaving the living room
18:14hey crazy what a good mood mac is in you mean given the fact that he was locked in a prison by charles
18:19how long did he sleep you mean before he was rescued from the prison he was locked in by charles
18:23i guess three hours whoa what did charles do you mean besides locking him in a prison got it i'll stop
18:30asking well whatever he did i'm loving his mood whatever i still can't believe my scheme didn't
18:34work and we saw a corn crake and everything i know what are the odds right although i have to say i
18:40don't see what the big deal is all about and this is what they actually look like oh that is not an
18:44attractive bird i know it's like a dumb duck and this is what its call sounds like oh it's horrible
18:52sounds like a taser no it's wonderful i have to go sir what are you doing here perolta i want to
19:02prove to you that you're wrong to think that kevin doesn't have feelings for you anymore okay what is
19:06he doing here how uh i want to prove to him that he was wrong for hedging all day but that's our own
19:11separate thing so you can ignore it sir listen i think kevin wanted to stay the only reason he left
19:15is because he didn't know how you felt why would you think that he's made no effort whatsoever or has he
19:20did you know that kevin is better at bird calls than you oh strange hurtful non sequitur no who
19:25made the first corn crake call i believe i did correct kevin and i heard you and he responded but
19:29get this sir you made the wrong call this is what a rooting corn crake sounds like the call that you
19:36made was for a scarlet warbler a trash bird okay so you made your point i'm a trash man who only knows
19:42trash birds no that is not my point my point is kevin knew it wasn't a corn crake but he went to it
19:47anyway because he was going to you not the bird he still loves you our plan worked our plan yeah terry
19:55is off the hedge and on the ledge well that means a lot coming from you jeffords given how much you
20:00hate ledges people don't know about terry hating ledges this is new hey amy i uh i wanted to give
20:07you this i made mac a truffle squash puree i'm not trying to show you how to do anything i'm just
20:12trying to apologize it's okay charles i actually learned something from you yesterday mac has
20:18trouble sleeping because i bother him too much when he was locked in that room no one could check on him
20:23and it was the longest nap he's ever taken so thank you for the moose i can't believe you actually took
20:29it of course i took it you locked my baby in a room charles you're gonna be cooking for him until he
20:34goes to college okay okay great thanks how's it going sir you look chipper yes well i called kevin
20:40and told him i still have feelings for him and he said he felt the same so we begin couples counseling
20:46next week that's great sir i'm so glad looks like captain ho caught a fatty trout in his skill net
20:53you watched alone every single episode terry has not slept hey rosa you want to take a couple days
20:59off drive to buffalo see the warehouse where sweet maui onion chips are imported to unless you
21:04don't want to hang out because you're not stoned anymore actually buffalo sounds kind of cool seriously
21:09that's just not the weed talking oh no i'm not high at all anymore oh no i was so high good news
21:14while you were asleep we finally got cell reception what's up cocks so how'd everybody lose their v-card
21:20i'll go first amy was right drugs are bad from you long not a doctor
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