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The Creep Tapes - Season 2 Episode 6 -
ANGELA
ANGELA
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00:00now i don't want you to feel bad you did very well the problem is you don't know how to set
00:11boundaries and until you figure that out i don't know what to tell excuse me
00:17it's all about the boundaries every important relationship i'm so sorry
00:24oh my god what what what are you doing i'm busy what do you want come over i can't why not because
00:39i'm working angela do not move do not move you do realize there are other people in this world
00:48besides you you know i have a life oh nice real mature fine i'll call someone else i'm sure the
00:55police would be happy to hear from me you wouldn't dare i've got my special phone on speed dial god
01:01damn it
01:02unbelievable
01:07unbelievable
01:08women you know
01:12women you know
01:19you know
01:21you know
01:27you
01:29you
01:31you
01:33you
01:35you
01:37you
01:50you
02:02you
02:04you
02:17you
02:21you
02:23you
02:25you
02:27you
02:29you
02:30you
02:31you
02:56you
02:58times have to tell you you got a lot of doors and the gate
03:02it's not safe
03:03what kind of person who just come
03:05walking right in here
03:10you
03:11sure
03:12everything's a game
03:13I came.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Okay.
03:16Okay, that's enough.
03:17I can't believe it.
03:18You came!
03:19Don't tickle me!
03:20Stop!
03:21Stop!
03:22Stop!
03:23Stop!
03:24Stop!
03:25Stop!
03:26Angela!
03:27Get off of me!
03:28Jesus, Angela!
03:32You came.
03:37Of course I came.
03:39You keep blackmailing me and I keep coming.
03:42I could just kill you, you know.
03:45I know.
03:46But you're not going to.
03:49Oh yeah?
03:50Why is that?
03:51Because...
03:53You're obsessed with me.
03:57Juice is ready!
03:58You want a little juice?
03:59No.
04:00Come on, just try some.
04:01I'm not drinking right now.
04:02Oh my god, you're so not fun anymore.
04:04Heh.
04:05Why do you need three blenders?
04:06What is this?
04:07Why do you care?
04:08Because it's my money and we have an understanding.
04:09I will cover your basic needs.
04:10Why am I kept, woman?
04:11So I just am needing some things.
04:12Yeah, but three blenders?
04:13This is ridiculous.
04:14Hey!
04:15Hey!
04:16Hey!
04:17Hey!
04:18I want you to meet Rinaldo.
04:19Rinaldo.
04:20He makes with special drinks.
04:21Oh my god.
04:22I'm not drinking right now.
04:23I'm not drinking right now.
04:24Oh my god, you're so not fun anymore.
04:25Heh.
04:26Why do you need three blenders?
04:27What is this?
04:28Why do you care?
04:29Because it's my money and we have an understanding.
04:32I will cover your basic needs.
04:34Why am I kept, woman?
04:36So I just am needing some things.
04:38Yeah, but three blenders?
04:39This is ridiculous.
04:40Hey!
04:41Hey!
04:42I want you to meet Rinaldo.
04:43Rinaldo, he makes with special drinks.
04:46Okay?
04:47And this handsome man is Salvador.
04:50And Salvador came with a beautiful water bottle named Eleanor.
04:55And I really, really wanted a water bottle I couldn't get without the blender.
04:58And this one.
05:01This delicate flower.
05:04She's still a virgin.
05:07See that?
05:08And I think you know exactly why.
05:12Hm?
05:13What are you talking about?
05:16What do you mean what we're talking about?
05:18We're...
05:19I don't know what you're talking about.
05:21That was...
05:22This is...
05:23This is a wedding present, you fucking asshole!
05:27Wedding?
05:28What are you talking about?
05:29I'm a fucking idiot!
05:30The way you misremembered things.
05:31This was our wedding present!
05:32No, no.
05:33You misremembered things.
05:34No, you misremembered things.
05:35No, you misremembered things.
05:36No, you come up with stories.
05:37I don't come up with stories.
05:38You come up with...
05:39Angela!
05:40I'm not getting dragged into this.
05:41Why are you lying at me?
05:42Hey!
05:43You said to come, and I came.
05:46What do you need?
05:49Okay.
05:53What?
05:54Is...
05:55Is it the toilet?
05:56No.
05:57No.
05:58Tell me what you need.
05:59If it's a toilet, there's people you can call for...
06:01I can't tell you something.
06:02Well, what is it?
06:03Because I can't...
06:04I want you to look right in my eyes.
06:06Whoa.
06:07When I tell you this is that I miss you.
06:09I miss you.
06:10Okay.
06:11I miss you.
06:12You're just...
06:13You're so busy these days.
06:15You're so busy with this fancy killer job of yours.
06:19And that's awesome.
06:20I'm so happy for you.
06:22And I was happy.
06:24I'm happy that I gave up all my dreams to take care of Mama.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30You are conflating things again.
06:32Well, I don't remember.
06:35I don't remember.
06:37And you don't remember, so...
06:40The bleeding is what I have, so...
06:44Okay.
06:45Haven't you had enough of that?
06:47Uh-uh.
06:48Come on.
06:49You are really drunk.
06:50Whoa!
06:51I'm not drunk!
06:52I'm not drunk!
06:53I'm not drunk!
06:54I just want you to be nice!
06:57I just want you to be nice!
07:00I just want you to be nice!
07:03Oh, wait.
07:04Don't do that.
07:05Okay.
07:06Don't do that.
07:07I'm sorry.
07:08I'm gonna do it.
07:09Come on.
07:10Come on.
07:11Ow!
07:12Ow!
07:13Don't touch me!
07:14Ow!
07:15Ooh!
07:16Okay.
07:17A little sip.
07:19A little sip.
07:20I told you I'm not drinking.
07:22A little tiny sip.
07:23Angela, I don't want...
07:24Just a little sip.
07:25I don't want...
07:26A little sip!
07:27Fine!
07:28Okay.
07:29I'll take one little sip.
07:30Okay, but just a little sip.
07:31Do you want me to sip or not?
07:32Give me...
07:33You just get so crazy.
07:34Give me...
07:35Okay.
07:40Let's go swimming!
07:42Angela!
07:43I told you I don't have time!
07:45Oh!
07:46Oh!
07:47You don't have time.
07:50Salvador.
07:51He doesn't have time.
07:54No time for me.
07:57You're so busy.
08:01I do wonder if you have time to talk to the police.
08:09You wouldn't dare.
08:10Hmm.
08:25Okay.
08:26I've got your stupid trunks on.
08:27Come on.
08:28Let's get this over with.
08:31If you want to jump out and scare me first.
08:36For whatever it's worth, I'm very proud of you.
08:38You're holding your boundaries.
08:39And, you know, just so you know, you can...
08:41You can say no to her.
08:42You know?
08:43No is the most...
08:48Are you ready for the greatest night of your life?
08:54Why are you wearing that on your head?
08:57You are not the only one who gets cameras, okay?
09:00And this one...
09:01This one's waterproof.
09:02It's cool.
09:10Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:15Oh!
09:16Oh!
09:17Oh!
09:18Oh!
09:19Oh!
09:20Oh!
09:21Oh!
09:22You know what?
09:23Hurry it up, please.
09:24Will you hurry up?
09:25Jake!
09:26This is my scene.
09:27This is my scene.
09:28You always get to be the star.
09:29Stop interrupting me!
09:30You want to know why that is for?
09:31I...
09:32No, no.
09:33I don't.
09:34Oh.
09:35Well, well, well.
09:36It looks like you remember some things, don't you?
09:37What are you doing?
09:38Nothing.
09:39Don't push me in the pool.
09:40I'm not gonna push you in the pool.
09:41I'm not gonna push you in the pool.
09:42I have a camera.
09:43I have a camera.
09:44I have a camera.
09:45You can't push me in the pool.
09:46Angela, I have a camera too.
09:47Angela, I'm serious.
09:48I'm not gonna push you in the pool.
09:49I'm not gonna push you in the pool.
09:50Don't push me in the pool.
09:50I have a camera.
09:52Angela.
09:53Angela, I'm serious.
09:54I'm not gonna push you in the pool.
09:59Don't.
10:00Don't.
10:01I don't.
10:10I genial.
10:11iane.
10:14Angela! Angela! Don't look at my boobs. I'm not looking. Don't look at my boobs. I'm not looking. Don't look at my boobs.
10:34I'm not looking. Don't look at my boobs. You would remember that I have the most beautiful boobs. They're even prettier than mommy's. Don't you dare talk about mommy's special. You know she wasn't your mother, right? Why would you say that? My God, you can believe whatever you want. Don't say that. She was like the ninth crazy woman that you convinced was your mother so you could. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
11:04I don't care. You believe whatever you want. I do it all the time. Like with you, right? You're my brother. You're my husband. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
11:22Give me my trunks. Give them to me. We want your trunks. They're my trunks. I bought them. Yeah, with my money. No, that's our money because we're a family. Give them to me. Oh, you want them? You want them? Come and get them.
11:33No, I can't do that. I can't come and get them because then the boobs are right there. Are you not ready yet? You know I'm not ready. Okay. All right. I tell you, you can have these back, okay? But you, you have to do three laps around this pool yelling, I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy's.
11:55Mommy's. You know, I could just kill you right now. I could just strangle the life out of your face. I've seen you naked. You have not seen you naked. We've seen you naked so many times. We used to play doctor.
12:07We never played doctor. You are. We played doctor. Oh, I used to sneak into your room and you would give me ketchups. Ketchups?
12:18Yes, the follow-up appointments, you fucking idiot. Oh, and you. Oh, you're so cute. I would take your little thermometer and put it in. Okay, I'll do the laps.
12:29I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy. For the last lap, you gotta sing it. I'm not singing. You gotta sing it. I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy. Sing it. I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy. Finish strong. Okay, okay, I finish strong. Now, can I have my trunks?
12:49You know, it's so fun. I want you to do two more laps. Two more. You better put that fish and pull away. You're gonna catch a mermaid.
12:59You know, I forgot how much I love swimming. It's just what...
13:11Is that the special wedding blender? Well, yes. It's a very special night. I thought it was a perfect night for her to pop her cherry. So, to us...
13:25Hmm. But that's not all. That's not all. There's another thing.
13:29But, Angela, that's too much. No, no, no. It's not too much. You just sit there. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move.
13:37Look. You remember?
13:53Kinda.
13:54It's our first movie. We started it together.
14:00Wait, when?
14:01Well, in high school, you remember? We went to Major Video, and we rented Lone Star by John Sayles and Night Eyes starring Tanya Roberts.
14:11Both low-budget masterpieces.
14:13One a very dubious and sexual relationship, and another...
14:19A late-night Skinamax masterclass in sexual tension featuring surveillance as a metaphor for control, desire, and obsession.
14:30You said we should make a film combining both of those elephants.
14:35Surveillance and incest! I remember!
14:39Yes! Yes! And we wrote the script together. Do you remember that?
14:43It was about a woman who was on house arrest and her captor who put surveillance cameras all around her house because he did not want her to get out, but he didn't want anyone else to get in, because if he couldn't have her, no one could.
15:08Didn't you know why?
15:11Because he was obsessed with her.
15:14Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
15:17Isn't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard in your whole life?
15:23So you say you want to take a little stroll down memory lane? I think we should.
15:28Okay.
15:29Here we go.
15:30You're gonna love this.
15:31It's amazing.
15:33Okay.
15:34I'm so excited.
15:37Okay.
15:38Just wait for a second.
15:49It's a stupid thing.
15:53Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no.
15:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:01Let me start. Let me start.
16:03This is the only starring role I've ever had in my whole life.
16:06Okay.
16:07Okay, maybe it is wrong. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. What can I do?
16:32What else can I do?
16:37Uh, well, I mean, I was just thinking, you know, because it's ruined and all, there's one more thing you could maybe do, but I don't know. I don't think I could ever ask them.
16:53No, it's okay. You're so busy.
16:56I'm not that busy.
16:58You're so busy, but I think we remake this movie tonight.
17:05All right.
17:13Hello?
17:17Ma'am?
17:18Come in.
17:25I hear you need a handyman to put up some surveillance camps so that no one comes in and out.
17:34Oh, well, you heard that correctly.
17:38I forgot what happens next.
17:47She seduces him. She takes his hand and she puts it on her.
17:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That fast?
17:55Yeah.
17:55Uh, I don't, I'm not ready for that.
17:58Why are you being so weird? We're married.
18:00Yeah, we got married in a ceremony in the backyard in high school.
18:03Yeah! So?
18:04So it's, it's not done.
18:07Well, it's been done. We did it. A lot of times. You just don't remember.
18:14Come on. The cameras are rolling. Let's just, let me help you get started, okay?
18:23Here we go.
18:26Good.
18:28Take your hand nice and slow.
18:30Maybe, can't you?
18:32Oh, yeah.
18:33Just like that.
18:35You're gonna just take your hand.
18:36What?
18:37Right there.
18:39Oh, no!
18:44Did you see your hand cream your panties?
18:47No!
18:49I think you did.
18:50I'm not wearing panties.
18:51Oh, I'm so sorry.
18:56I ruined our special night.
18:58No, no, no.
19:00You didn't ruin anything.
19:03There's plenty more where that came from.
19:06Huh?
19:08Well, I put some special blue pills in your drink.
19:14Wahoo!
19:16You drugged me?
19:18Why are you being so judgy?
19:20You drugged people all the time.
19:22That's a totally different context.
19:25Stop resisting me.
19:28This is inevitable.
19:32This is our destiny.
19:36What was that?
19:44Well, it was probably the handyman.
19:49You called an actual handyman?
19:53Yeah.
19:53No, I did.
19:55Because you were right.
19:56It was the toilet pool.
19:58But you said you couldn't come.
20:01I just said that!
20:05I always come!
20:06Yes, you do.
20:08Yes, you do.
20:09Good boy.
20:09You always come.
20:10You come very quickly.
20:12But it's okay.
20:13I'm just gonna...
20:13I'll tell him to go away.
20:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:16Yeah.
20:16What if...
20:18What if you didn't send him away?
20:21Okay.
20:22No, no, no, not that.
20:23I mean, what if...
20:24What if you found yourself just a nice, regular handyman?
20:29And he could fulfill all of your needs.
20:33No!
20:34No, I don't want a nice handyman!
20:36I want you, you fucking idiot!
20:38You can't have me!
20:40We can't do this anymore!
20:43Fine!
20:44You want me to find a nice handyman who's gonna fulfill all my needs?
20:51Well, maybe I'll just do that.
21:08I can't do this anymore.
21:24Hi.
21:26Um...
21:27Got your toilet's broken?
21:31You heard that correctly.
21:36Follow me.
21:38Mr. Handyman, a bit of a handyman myself, as a tool for every job.
22:08And I'm here by myself. All the time. All alone.
22:19I'm sorry.
22:21My husband is so busy, he told me to hire a handyman to fill my needs. All of them.
22:33Yeah. Yeah. So what do you say? Do you want a handyman?
22:46Yeah.
22:48Oh, yeah. I need you.
22:50Oh, yeah. I need you.
22:55Oh, yeah. I need you still wanted me.
23:07Well, of course I still want you. I just, I can't have you.
23:23Why?
23:24I have to go.
23:25No. No, don't you run. Now run me.
23:30Okay. It's okay. It's okay. Yeah. Boundaries. Boundaries. Boundaries.
23:45Angela, what are you doing? You said it yourself. If you can't have me, no one can.
23:56I never said that.
23:58You said it in the movie.
24:00Wait, what is that around your neck?
24:02Wait, is that the zapper for the ankle monitor? Where did you get that?
24:08I got it out of your pants. It's the only thing I got out of your pants tonight.
24:13Oh, wait, wait, wait. Come. Let's just calm down, Angela. Okay? Everything's okay. Let's not do anything stupid. Oh.
24:23Angela. Angela. No. Angela. Angela. Wake up. Wake up. Angela. Come on. Wake up. Wake up.
24:33Oh, thank God. Thank God you're okay. Oh, sweetheart. Oh, what can I do? What can I do to make you feel better? Anything.
24:53Anything at all.
24:58No, we would do wrong.
25:04Okay.
25:05No, it's okay.
25:11No, not short.
25:13Oh, I'm so tired.
25:18Oh.
25:19Good night.
25:20Oh, dear.
25:24Oh.
25:25Oh.
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