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00:00What the fuck is this?
00:02Wait, you've just interrupted my game to show me what?
00:07This!
00:08What do you mean this?
00:09Mummy?
00:10Who's mummy?
00:11What do you mean who's mummy?
00:13Mummy.
00:14Hey mummy, I miss you.
00:16Who's mummy?
00:18Where did you even find that phone?
00:21Yeah, second of all, second of all, where have you had this phone?
00:25That's my business phone, you know?
00:27Okay, why have I not known that you have another phone?
00:29Why do you have two phones?
00:30Oh, like I just sold you, it's a work phone.
00:32And why are you so panicking with me having your phone right now?
00:35No, because it's like, I don't just keep that phone laying around, so obviously...
00:38Yeah, clearly, because you're texting mummy.
00:40You know, you've been snooping through like...
00:42Yeah, right, right.
00:43Where did you even find it?
00:45Upstairs in your bedroom.
00:47It was like where? Like in my office drawer?
00:50Yes.
00:51No.
00:52You lost it.
00:53No, I was looking for some waxing stuff, couldn't find it, went to the drawer,
00:58I saw notifications on this phone, I was thinking what the hell, who is mummy?
01:01Alright, what do the messages say then?
01:03Hey mummy, I miss you.
01:05When you're coming over, I really want to cook for you.
01:07Show me, show me, show me.
01:09How did I know you're not making this up?
01:11Making this up?
01:12This is your phone, you guys are toxic.
01:15This is why I don't date.
01:17Mummy.
01:18Oh, you're so sweet.
01:19I've missed you.
01:20Second of all, why are you sharing a bottle of rose from Christmas?
01:24With mummy?
01:26With mummy?
01:28Is it not clicking with you yet?
01:29Who's mummy?
01:30Is it not clicking with you?
01:31What's not clicking?
01:32That you're texting some mummy girl on the second phone that's in your drawer?
01:35No.
01:36So you've never shown me you have another phone?
01:38You're not clocking it.
01:39Clocking what?
01:40When those messages are from?
01:41They're from four days ago.
01:42Yes.
01:43Who came round four days ago?
01:44I know you weren't here, but who did I tell you was coming?
01:46I wasn't here.
01:47I told you my mum was coming for dinner.
01:49Don't try the whole mum act.
01:51That's my mum.
01:52Yeah, so you're telling me you were texting your mum on a second phone.
01:55No.
01:56Don't be silly.
01:57You know how it is.
01:58My mum's got an iPhone now.
01:59She gets excited with iMessage, right?
02:01No.
02:02I do.
02:03So I always reply on my MacBook.
02:04But obviously they're clearly connected.
02:05That's why I didn't notice that.
02:06No.
02:07No.
02:08What do you mean no?
02:09It's just no.
02:10It's not my thing.
02:11What do you mean it's not my thing?
02:12Read the messages.
02:13Why would you not tell me that my mum is coming over.
02:15We're cooking pasta.
02:16Can we open a bottle of rosé we got for Christmas?
02:18You know this.
02:19You know it's my mum's favourite.
02:21It's my favourite.
02:22And that's fair and fine.
02:23Well you can both be my favourite.
02:25This is not your mum.
02:27Mammy.
02:28Why have you got her saved as mammy?
02:29Why not mum?
02:30That's how I call her.
02:31You call me mammy.
02:32Not like that.
02:34It's not the same thing.
02:36Don't make it weird.
02:37That's my mum.
02:38It's not making sense.
02:39You overreacting to anything.
02:40It's not making sense.
02:41Why would you text your mum, mammy, on another phone?
02:45I just told you.
02:46I've got an android.
02:47She loves iMessaging now.
02:48Because you've got an iPhone.
02:49She's addicted to that stuff.
02:50Two glasses and some fresh pasta.
02:52That's what we had.
02:53Yeah.
02:54So what?
02:55You know how my mum loves pasta.
02:56I love pasta.
02:57Okay.
02:58And that's good.
02:59Next is mammy.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Okay.
03:02Why was I not invited if your mum was here?
03:03Because I was catching up with my mum.
03:04I don't get to see her often.
03:05She don't live here anymore.
03:06She don't live in the country.
03:07So I need to build a closer relationship with her?
03:08Yeah.
03:09And do you know what?
03:10Next time, I'll make sure you're there.
03:11But you can't be tripping out like this though.
03:13Okay.
03:14Call her.
03:15What do you mean call her?
03:16Call her.
03:17I can call her if you want.
03:18Babe, stop.
03:19Look at the time.
03:20Look at the time.
03:21You've got to call my mum at 12.30am in the morning.
03:25Let her sleep.
03:26She's an old woman.
03:27What are you doing?
03:28Let her sleep.
03:29Yeah.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Nice one.
03:32If you want, I promise you.
03:33I can call her tomorrow.
03:34I can call her tomorrow.
03:35Hey, mammy.
03:36Yeah.
03:37That's my mum.
03:38Look, you're overreacting.
03:39What are you doing tonight?
03:40She's sleeping.
03:41You've lost your mind.
03:43Alright, cool.
03:44I'm sending it.
03:45You know it's my mum now.
03:46Like I said to you.
03:47I'm sending it.
03:48Yeah, that's fine.
03:49I'm sending it, yeah?
03:50That's fine.
03:51Alright, cool.
03:52You can send that.
03:53That's my mum.
03:54Let's see if she responds.
03:55She will respond tomorrow.
03:56There's no problem with that.
03:57You know what I mean?
03:58But, okay.
03:59Are you happy now?
04:00Now I told you it's my mum.
04:01You know I've got the other phone.
04:02Are you okay now?
04:03You've got to calm down.
04:04I want to see if she replies.
04:05You want to see if she replies.
04:06I'll wait.
04:12Hey, you've absolutely lost it.
04:14I'm going to get back.
04:15I'm going to go.
04:16You stopped me from playing my game.
04:17I'm going to play my game.
04:18You can sit there.
04:19Wait for my mum to text you back.
04:20If that really makes your night entertaining.
04:22Do your thing.
04:23No problem.
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