00:00Hey mom, can you drive me today?
00:02Are you ready to go now?
00:03Yeah, just give me like five seconds.
00:12By that logic, we should just occupy every country.
00:15Yo, I agree with you, Lila.
00:16Thank you, Ziggy.
00:17How do you agree with Lila?
00:19Oh shit.
00:30This is The Real Ziggy Cats. Thanks for tuning in.
00:35Mom!
00:36Did you open my door while I was...
00:37Oh shit, I'm sorry.
00:38Did you try to open the door while I was live streaming?
00:40What's live streaming?
00:41That's where I have 20,000 followers and I'm validated and I'm starved,
00:44which is a terror hard to get.
00:45Just make sure you don't play the blues.
00:46What?
00:47White people playing blues music is cultural appropriation.
00:50I play classic folk rock with alternative influences.
00:52I don't know what that means.
00:54And then you called the police?
00:55I called them.
00:56You're in the right place, you're safe,
00:58and you'll have two vets for as long as you need.
01:00He's my little knight in shining armor.
01:02What?
01:03It's true, kids are just pure love, you know what I mean?
01:05Mm-hmm.
01:06What the hell are you doing?
01:07Installing a red beacon like so people know when I'm live streaming.
01:10And by people, you...
01:11I mean you.
01:17Ziggy, you don't have to be interested in politics.
01:19You think I'm stupid?
01:20No, no, I didn't say that.
01:22I brought you this hat, Kyle.
01:23It was my son's, but he no longer wears it.
01:25I don't know what he wears anymore.
01:27Most boys your age can't bring themselves to be kind.
01:31Jesus, Ziggy!
01:32And you can't help yourself.
01:34You're a special person.
01:36Ziggy, are you happy?
01:38I think so.
01:39Why are you asking me?
01:40Because I'm reading this article about teen suicide
01:42and it's highest in your age group.
01:44Okay, thanks, Dad.
01:45Mom's home!
01:48When you were a little boy, you were my little ally.
01:50Your life was gonna be happier.
01:52You were gonna be one of the good ones.
01:54And then something switched in you.
01:58You stopped being interested in anything outside your own little world.
02:03Sorry about that.
02:14Can you take me to school?
02:15Are you ready to go right now?
02:17I'm right here, dude.
02:19Of a good one.
02:20Seriously.
02:22Do you like me, dude?
02:25Here's the damn thing.
02:26Hello, my dude.
02:27Share today at Los Angeles.
02:29I'm going home and I play tonight.
02:30When I play this game tonight, my doing my life is the end.
02:32Actually I'm searching for my life.
02:33What?
02:34I wish it on college level.
02:36I'll continue to go right now.
02:38See y'all ask me and can I do my own fuckingwipe game tonight?
02:40I hate everybody today nobody.
02:41I said nothing my life's going to be doing my work fine
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