A Girls Guide to Queen Bee Takedown Full (Short Drama)

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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.

00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?

00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.

00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.

00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.

00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.

00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.

00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.

00:00:50No.

00:00:56This can't possibly end well.

00:00:58Stop!

00:00:59Get out of our way, loser!

00:01:02What'd you do that for?

00:01:03This is where we walk new meat.

00:01:04You got a lot to learn about this school.

00:01:05Look at those clothes.

00:01:06Disgusto barfo.

00:01:07You have abhorrent manners.

00:01:08Aww.

00:01:09Are you gonna cry like a little baby?

00:01:11Oops.

00:01:12Oops.

00:01:13get out of our way loser what'd you do that for this is where we walk new meat you got a lot to

00:01:23learn about this school look at those clothes disgusto barfo you have abhorrent manners oh

00:01:32are you gonna cry like a little baby

00:01:34oops

00:01:37wait is that

00:02:07the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the heirs of the wintersby

00:02:12family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10 million dollars that cheap piece

00:02:19of crap is probably worth less than 10. oh my god what have you done

00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money

00:02:37you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks

00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide i'm supposed to show you

00:02:59the ropes how wonderful

00:03:00okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive

00:03:09okay here we have our fiskators

00:03:13the jocks

00:03:16and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way

00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them

00:03:29especially sloan she stings

00:03:34oh

00:03:39i wouldn't dare

00:03:42i wouldn't dare

00:03:49sloan has dug her claws into him deep

00:03:52i wasn't

00:03:54oh

00:03:54that's jason gray

00:03:56the most popular guy in school

00:03:58they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match

00:04:22oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way i could go to college

00:04:36needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique

00:04:39oh and that's eric

00:04:43he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him

00:04:48hey gabby

00:04:52yo

00:04:53that's eric

00:04:55i was just telling her about the academic decathlon

00:05:00oh yeah you in

00:05:01yeah sure

00:05:02sweet

00:05:02then i'm in

00:05:03awesome

00:05:04gotta bolt

00:05:06later babes

00:05:07oh my god oh my god he just called me

00:05:09i think he likes you

00:05:12okay now for the important stuff

00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch

00:05:17and stay away from the underside of the desk

00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum

00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro

00:05:23he gets handsy

00:05:24hey watch out

00:05:25oh my god

00:05:32please come be cool

00:05:33i'm so sorry

00:05:34it's fine it's just a little blood

00:05:37i know

00:05:38oh thanks

00:05:44your jacket smells good

00:05:48are you the new girl

00:05:54yeah

00:05:55i'm jason

00:05:59rose

00:06:02nice to meet you

00:06:04come on jason home room's starting

00:06:10stay away from this trash

00:06:13might catch something

00:06:15oh look at the secondhand clothes

00:06:17let's go

00:06:19jason come on

00:06:21i'll wash your jacket

00:06:23oh my god

00:06:26your jacket smells good

00:06:28i'll wash your jacket

00:06:30yep

00:06:30kinda lame

00:06:31clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys

00:06:35come on

00:06:38let's go

00:06:38Audrey Rose Wintersby

00:06:50ladies and gentlemen

00:06:53i'd like you to meet our new student

00:06:55rose smith

00:06:56now she's been homeschooled

00:06:58and this is her first foray into public school

00:07:01pleased to make your acquaintances

00:07:03i trust that you'll all welcome rose

00:07:06and that you'll answer any questions that she has

00:07:09how would you like to be addressed

00:07:11is it just rose

00:07:12yes

00:07:13rose will suffice

00:07:15how about secondhand rose

00:07:16that's enough

00:07:19grab brackets

00:07:21ow ow

00:07:27oh my god

00:07:28ow ow

00:07:28there's something in my eye

00:07:29oh what is it

00:07:30something's in my eye

00:07:31i need my context solution or something

00:07:32rose can you go get it for me

00:07:34yes

00:07:34where is it

00:07:35ah it's in my locker

00:07:36go get it

00:07:36over there

00:07:36yeah go

00:07:37go

00:07:38oh my god

00:07:49hey

00:07:50what are you doing in the boys locker room

00:07:56i thought that um

00:07:58that'll show the bitch

00:08:10rose

00:08:19where are you

00:08:24are you

00:08:26are you showering with a boy

00:08:28rose

00:08:30rose

00:08:31come on

00:08:35what are you doing in the boys locker room

00:08:37chasen

00:08:38is that you

00:08:39are you in there with rose

00:08:41don't lie to me

00:08:42i saw her come in here

00:08:43what do i do

00:08:44how is she not here

00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught

00:09:02i'm so sorry

00:09:28excuse you much

00:09:38why are you wet

00:09:43how's your eye

00:09:51miraculously better

00:09:52what exactly is going on here

00:10:09nothing

00:10:14absolutely nothing

00:10:16but

00:10:17i think

00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs

00:10:21hmm

00:10:21listen up secondhand rose

00:10:25chasen

00:10:26off limits

00:10:27understand

00:10:29unless you want high school to be a living nightmare

00:10:32i'm not even ready for boys yet

00:10:35so

00:10:35you know what

00:10:37a little makeup

00:10:39better clothes

00:10:41and maybe a

00:10:41brush through your hair

00:10:43you could almost pass as one of us

00:10:46that's it

00:10:48you are my new project

00:10:50tomorrow

00:10:51my house

00:10:52makeover

00:10:52okay

00:10:55you know what they say right

00:11:01keep your friends close

00:11:03and your competition closer

00:11:05ugh

00:11:06can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon

00:11:13it's gonna be so fun

00:11:14well it's

00:11:16more than fun

00:11:17i have to win that scholarship to go to college

00:11:19you don't have money

00:11:20we'll win

00:11:22i promise

00:11:23we'll win

00:11:24plus

00:11:25i'll get to hang out with eric

00:11:27you're crazy

00:11:29rose

00:11:30what are you doing

00:11:31we're signing up

00:11:33for the academic decathlon

00:11:35oh

00:11:36okay

00:11:38well first of all

00:11:39you can't hang out with gabby

00:11:40gabby's a nerd

00:11:41and queen bees don't associate with nerds

00:11:44secondly

00:11:44the academic decathlon

00:11:46is for geeks and losers

00:11:47cheerleading tryouts are next week

00:11:49be there

00:11:51it's okay

00:12:00it's okay

00:12:00being a queen bee is

00:12:03important

00:12:04and it

00:12:04is your chance to be popular

00:12:06it's not important to me

00:12:08i mean you're not

00:12:10that smart anyways

00:12:11so

00:12:12what are you talking about

00:12:14i have a 4.0

00:12:16and a 1500 sat score

00:12:18just go

00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway

00:12:21fine

00:12:23whatever

00:12:25wow

00:12:33you're fitting in fast

00:12:35that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected

00:12:39thank you

00:12:41she means that as a compliment

00:12:42probably

00:12:44yeah

00:12:44definitely

00:12:45you know

00:12:47it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight

00:12:50yes i'm a fast learner

00:12:52wow

00:12:54so modest

00:12:55loves it

00:12:56hey

00:12:59good form out there

00:13:00thanks

00:13:00not too bad for someone who

00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom

00:13:05huh

00:13:05i would have paid to see that

00:13:07ah

00:13:09oh my god

00:13:10ow

00:13:11i think i pulled something

00:13:12you okay

00:13:13no

00:13:14oh god

00:13:16jason

00:13:18i think i need a heroic

00:13:20exit

00:13:21you're not serious

00:13:22i am

00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap

00:13:26it's your fault

00:13:26ah

00:13:29ah

00:13:30don't worry

00:13:35i'll bring him back

00:13:36later

00:13:38yeah

00:13:40i'll see ya

00:13:40she's being nice

00:13:42that's never a good sign

00:13:44oh my god

00:13:48ew

00:13:48look at these losers

00:13:49my bestie

00:13:50audrey rose wintersby

00:13:51doesn't have to go to school

00:13:52private tutors

00:13:53well maybe she

00:13:55wants to go to regular high school

00:13:57and be a regular teen

00:13:58um

00:13:58no

00:13:59she can't stand these plebeians

00:14:01she told me so herself

00:14:01wow

00:14:03you know

00:14:06for fun

00:14:06sometimes the girls and i

00:14:08we start gossip chains

00:14:09to keep the plebes in their place

00:14:10gossip chains

00:14:12watch this

00:14:13now watch what happens

00:14:25ew

00:14:26ew

00:14:28hey eric

00:14:35just leave me alone gabby

00:14:40why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend

00:14:42what

00:14:43audrey rose wintersby

00:14:45you really thought i wouldn't find out

00:14:47what do you think i would find out

00:14:50what do you think i would find out

00:14:52what do you think i would find out

00:14:54Gabby, you okay?

00:15:03Do you care?

00:15:04Of course I do.

00:15:07You lied to me.

00:15:09What?

00:15:10You're Audrey freaking Wittersby.

00:15:13Wait, what?

00:15:15You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals,

00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a whole estate.

00:15:24Who told you?

00:15:25Doesn't matter.

00:15:26Coach is looking for you.

00:15:27Yeah, I'm coming.

00:15:30Gabby, I'm so sorry.

00:15:32I just wanted to-

00:15:33And the gossip?

00:15:35Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.

00:15:37They're calling me take a thought.

00:15:41Okay, I didn't start that.

00:15:44But I also didn't stop it, and I hate myself for that.

00:15:50Let me make it up to you.

00:15:52How?

00:15:56Give me one chance.

00:15:58This Saturday.

00:16:00I'm studying for the decathlon.

00:16:02Skip it.

00:16:03I want to show you something no one gets to see.

00:16:07No tricks.

00:16:08Just the truth.

00:16:09If you're lying, I swear to God.

00:16:21I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.

00:16:32Relax.

00:16:34It's just where I live.

00:16:35It's not who I am.

00:16:36You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.

00:16:40Can you have a butler?

00:16:43Okay, technically, my parents do.

00:16:45But, yeah, Norman likes me better, so I-

00:16:48Come on.

00:16:54Why would you ever go to Hayton High?

00:17:14I was lonely, and I wanted to make friends, and I wanted a boyfriend.

00:17:23I would trade places with you every day.

00:17:26It's not all that.

00:17:28Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.

00:17:32So, what are you going to do?

00:17:37I'm going to take her down.

00:17:39How?

00:17:40Do you want to know another secret?

00:17:42I'm actually really good at tennis.

00:17:45No way.

00:17:46No way.

00:17:47I could teach you.

00:17:49Girls' Day and a vendetta.

00:17:52And that's rich.

00:18:02She did that on purpose.

00:18:24She looked me dead in the eye, and bam.

00:18:26I barely know how to hold a racket.

00:18:28You can ask Abby.

00:18:29I missed, like, five in a row.

00:18:31She looked me dead in the eyes.

00:18:33It's called eye contact, Sloan.

00:18:36It's a basic social skill.

00:18:38She smiled when she hit me!

00:18:41I smile a lot.

00:18:42It's polite.

00:18:44Enough.

00:18:46This isn't court TV.

00:18:48Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe

00:18:51that you're just an uncoordinated student

00:18:54who accidentally hit another girl in the face

00:18:59with a tennis ball?

00:19:01You should definitely believe that.

00:19:03I'm tragically unathletic.

00:19:06Liar.

00:19:07You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick,

00:19:10and I'm the criminal?

00:19:11Fine.

00:19:11Listen here, Rose Smith.

00:19:16Consider this your strike one.

00:19:19Three strikes, and you're out.

00:19:29Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:19:34Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:19:35What did you say?

00:19:39Tell me this on the ground.

00:19:41Oh, I've been looking for this.

00:19:46Eric, please.

00:19:47I'm just trying to live a normal life.

00:19:49Please don't.

00:19:50Yeah, no.

00:19:51Your secret's safe with me.

00:19:53Just like best friends.

00:19:55Um, okay.

00:20:00I think you swear.

00:20:03Uh, okay.

00:20:04I think you swear.

00:20:06So, want to sit together at lunch?

00:20:08I already made plans to sit with Gabby.

00:20:15Eric, she didn't say those things about you.

00:20:18That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.

00:20:21Right.

00:20:22Figures.

00:20:25Pinky swear.

00:20:28Awesome.

00:20:29Awesome.

00:20:30But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.

00:20:40That it was all Sloane's gossip chain.

00:20:42Oh, my God.

00:20:43I'm so relieved.

00:20:48So, you and Eric are hanging out now?

00:20:51Just friends.

00:20:54Fuck.

00:20:54What are you talking about?

00:20:59Why are you being such a bitch?

00:21:02Look who's talking.

00:21:05You tormented Gabby.

00:21:06You torment everyone.

00:21:08Actually, you are the massive bitch.

00:21:11Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?

00:21:13Since forever.

00:21:14I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.

00:21:19Oh, please.

00:21:20You loved it.

00:21:21You loved every second of it.

00:21:22I tolerated it.

00:21:24Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.

00:21:29Oh, honey.

00:21:30Your halo?

00:21:30It's slipping.

00:21:32And yours was always fake.

00:21:34You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.

00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.

00:21:59Okay.

00:21:59I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.

00:22:02It means it sucks.

00:22:04Says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.

00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.

00:22:12Okay.

00:22:12Well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?

00:22:16I've always been better than you.

00:22:18I was just too polite to say it.

00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.

00:22:32Bring it on.

00:22:33You bitch!

00:22:44Shit.

00:23:13Hey.

00:23:14Hey.

00:23:14I need to ask you something.

00:23:17It's kind of important.

00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.

00:23:23What's up?

00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.

00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.

00:23:34I can, yeah, definitely coach you.

00:23:37Cool.

00:23:38After school?

00:23:40After school.

00:23:43It's a date.

00:23:44I can't do it.

00:24:03You should join the tennis team.

00:24:28You know, I think that's an excellent idea.

00:24:36Yeah.

00:24:38Hey.

00:24:38You bitch.

00:24:54You won't get away with this.

00:24:56Whoops.

00:24:56Looks like laundry day came early.

00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.

00:25:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.

00:25:36Oh, my God.

00:25:48Oh, my God.

00:25:57Oh, My God.

00:25:58Oh, my God.

00:25:58Oh, no, no, no.

00:26:21What do you have?

00:26:22Rose Smith.

00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?

00:26:26Someone took my clothes.

00:26:28Strike two.

00:26:29Now, go get dressed.

00:26:39Checkmate.

00:26:45Here.

00:26:47Take this.

00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.

00:26:53I owe you one.

00:26:55Again.

00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?

00:26:57I'm reliable.

00:26:58I don't even know what that means.

00:27:12He likes you.

00:27:13He doesn't even know me.

00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.

00:27:19Maybe.

00:27:20Hey, Lord, what happened to you?

00:27:26I'll explain in the car.

00:27:28Long day.

00:27:30Are you okay?

00:27:31Yeah.

00:27:32Oh, my God.

00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.

00:27:35Gross older guy?

00:27:36Even better.

00:27:37This is going to ruin her.

00:27:39Ew.

00:27:40Ew.

00:27:40Settle down.

00:27:52Settle down, settle down, everybody.

00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.

00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.

00:28:00Mind if I sit here?

00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.

00:28:16Hey, Rose.

00:28:29Mm-hmm?

00:28:29Save your seat.

00:28:32Okay.

00:28:33No, you don't.

00:28:34Okay.

00:28:36Jason.

00:28:38You're saying about me?

00:28:38Sorry, Eric.

00:28:42On the way back?

00:28:43Yeah.

00:28:44Okay.

00:28:44Sure.

00:29:04Boopy.

00:29:05I'm going to sit right here.

00:29:07On my man's lap.

00:29:09Sloan, seriously?

00:29:10There's no room.

00:29:16Everyone!

00:29:18I have an announcement to make.

00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.

00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.

00:29:25Better show up.

00:29:35So you're going to go?

00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.

00:29:39Why not?

00:29:40I'll be going.

00:29:42Well, okay, then.

00:29:44I'll go.

00:29:52Listen.

00:29:53You want Chase?

00:29:55And I want Rose.

00:29:56So...

00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.

00:30:00Exactly.

00:30:00I got a plan.

00:30:15All right.

00:30:16Here we go.

00:30:18That's what's a mistake.

00:30:19I don't belong here.

00:30:20Yes, yes, you do.

00:30:21You're with me.

00:30:22That's my point.

00:30:24See, Eric is here.

00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.

00:30:27Oh.

00:30:30This could be a turning point.

00:30:33Just stick with me.

00:30:35Okay?

00:30:39Okay.

00:30:40Ready?

00:30:41Oh, yes.

00:30:45Oh, look.

00:30:46Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.

00:30:49I found it.

00:30:50Okay.

00:30:53Hi.

00:30:54Hi.

00:30:56No, thank you.

00:30:57I don't drink.

00:30:58Of course you don't.

00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?

00:31:07Oh, my God.

00:31:09You are virgins.

00:31:10Shut up, son.

00:31:11Stop being a jerk.

00:31:12Okay.

00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?

00:31:16Yeah.

00:31:17Truth or dare.

00:31:17Oh, Gabby to Eric.

00:31:27Truth or dare?

00:31:29Uh, Eric, truth or dare?

00:31:32Truth.

00:31:32Oh, my God.

00:31:40Come on, Gabby.

00:31:41We don't have all night.

00:31:43What's your favorite color?

00:31:44Uh, okay.

00:31:45What kind of question is that?

00:31:47Blue?

00:31:49Virgin.

00:31:49Sloan.

00:31:50What?

00:31:52Okay.

00:31:53Ooh, Eric to Rose.

00:31:58Okay.

00:31:59Rose, truth or dare?

00:32:02Dare.

00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.

00:32:05Wait, what?

00:32:07Come on, Rose.

00:32:09Rose.

00:32:10Rose.

00:32:11Rose.

00:32:12Rose.

00:32:13Rose.

00:32:14Rose.

00:32:15Rose.

00:32:16Rose.

00:32:17Rose.

00:32:23What the hell?

00:32:26Hey.

00:32:27Watch out, asshole.

00:32:28Oh, yeah.

00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?

00:32:34No, Gabby.

00:32:35Wait.

00:32:36Let her go.

00:32:37If she chases her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.

00:32:41Okay.

00:32:42Chasen, you're up.

00:32:44Truth or dare?

00:32:45Dare.

00:32:45I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.

00:32:53Rose.

00:32:56Are you good at dinner with me on Saturday?

00:32:58What?

00:33:01I'd love to.

00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?

00:33:29Oh, my God.

00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?

00:33:39Shit.

00:33:40Oh.

00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.

00:33:42I thought that's...

00:33:43I forgot.

00:33:43The door wasn't...

00:33:44I...

00:33:48Hi.

00:33:50Hi.

00:33:59You're so beautiful.

00:34:21What the?

00:34:26What the?

00:34:27Oh, God.

00:34:30Oh, God.

00:34:39Oh, God.

00:34:46No.

00:34:51wait what rose has an old sugar daddy gross

00:35:04it's true i've seen you together he's old and gross and sleeps over at his house

00:35:11i have photos

00:35:12he's not her sugar daddy

00:35:16there is an even bigger secret

00:35:19i know exactly who that man is

00:35:26okay

00:35:27i know who that man is

00:35:37it's her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic

00:35:42remember rose you invited me over to your place for the barbecue

00:35:46yeah that was a really fun day

00:35:49oh my god shut up they're lying

00:35:51eric

00:35:54hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there

00:36:02oh you got a nice butt

00:36:03eric we're just friends

00:36:06let's be more than friends

00:36:07please don't make this harder

00:36:09please

00:36:10what if i want to make it okay stop stop

00:36:13hey i told you to watch your move asshole

00:36:14what are you laughing at loser

00:36:22where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come

00:36:26shut up she just called me and had an emergency

00:36:29liar you don't even know her

00:36:31yeah i do asshole

00:36:33no

00:36:34she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby

00:36:47oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point

00:36:59i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil

00:37:13they're horrible

00:37:14they're horrible unlike you

00:37:16are you still up for saturday night

00:37:21no

00:37:23no

00:37:23forget it

00:37:24forget everything

00:37:25you don't want to be seen with me

00:37:28i know eric was just joking

00:37:30he's an asshole

00:37:31but you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did

00:37:35yeah

00:37:36yeah

00:37:37he was just kidding

00:37:39obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby

00:37:42audrey rose wintersby wishes

00:37:45come on just say yes

00:37:50okay

00:37:54okay

00:37:56where i was early for my first real date

00:38:05hello this is rachel from shape lv

00:38:10unfortunately we're overbooked tonight

00:38:12but mr gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation

00:38:16has been moved to our sister restaurant

00:38:18shea mori's

00:38:197 p.m

00:38:20oh

00:38:21okay

00:38:22thanks

00:38:24understand the assignment

00:38:39good

00:38:41jason

00:39:08I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.

00:39:18I've been stood up.

00:39:20Hey, Rose.

00:39:21Small world.

00:39:22What are you doing here?

00:39:26I was supposed to have a date with Jason.

00:39:30No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.

00:39:38What?

00:39:40You mind if I sit?

00:39:42Sure, go ahead.

00:39:54I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.

00:39:57She's a half hour late.

00:39:59Really?

00:40:01I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.

00:40:08What?

00:40:14I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.

00:40:17I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.

00:40:19I know.

00:40:21But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.

00:40:26What?

00:40:27I'm so sorry, Jason.

00:40:28But, um, I have dinner with you.

00:40:34Yeah, it's fine.

00:40:35Be my guest.

00:40:36It's Jason.

00:40:38He's been talking shit about you all over school.

00:40:42What's he saying?

00:40:43That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.

00:40:48No.

00:40:49I'm gonna run to the bathroom.

00:40:54I'm gonna run to the bathroom.

00:41:19Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.

00:41:30Yeah.

00:41:31I've been so stupid.

00:41:36I'll never speak to him again.

00:41:38It's probably for the best.

00:41:40That guy's a pig.

00:41:42Yeah.

00:41:49It's time to bring my baby home.

00:41:57Can you give me a ride home?

00:41:59Yeah.

00:42:00Yeah, sure.

00:42:00Let's go.

00:42:01Let's go.

00:42:19What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?

00:42:28Hello?

00:42:30Hello?

00:42:31I don't care.

00:42:33Well, you will.

00:42:35And you're going to beat Sloan.

00:42:36And you're going to ace this.

00:42:38And...

00:42:39Oh, no.

00:42:41What now?

00:42:43Sloan posted this.

00:42:47Jason and Sloan?

00:42:49They were together last night.

00:42:51And they're going to prom together.

00:42:56But he said he liked me.

00:42:58Yeah.

00:43:12Hey, Virgin.

00:43:13Did you hear the news?

00:43:15Jason and I are fucking.

00:43:17And we're going to prom together.

00:43:19Hmm.

00:43:20That's a lie.

00:43:21Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.

00:43:24Oh.

00:43:25Big word for the little virgin.

00:43:27Enough, Sloan.

00:43:29I'm done.

00:43:31Playing by your classless, moronic games.

00:43:36You're just a low-rent slut.

00:43:39Everyone knows it.

00:43:41And no one seems to care.

00:43:42And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.

00:43:46Actually, I'm not jealous.

00:43:49Because I don't believe it.

00:43:51And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.

00:43:55Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.

00:44:01You take that back.

00:44:03Or what?

00:44:09You take that back.

00:44:10Or what?

00:44:11girls girls what's going on here

00:44:25oh my god i think she broke my foot

00:44:29bros this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence

00:44:36third strike you're out expelled now go get your things

00:44:44but i didn't touch her i didn't touch you i said go

00:44:49you heard the man go

00:44:53and

00:45:05expelled

00:45:07but the academy decathlon

00:45:11we're gonna be disqualified

00:45:15i'm so so sorry

00:45:18you stupid idiotic

00:45:29what you heard me you were jealous of no's and

00:45:35because of that i'm not gonna go to college

00:45:37oh honey you were never going to college

00:45:40you're too stupid

00:45:41this has a girl whose body count is higher than her iq

00:45:45shut up you pathetic

00:45:46prude

00:45:47shut up you pathetic prude

00:45:57shut up you pathetic prude

00:45:57gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper

00:46:03gabby wait

00:46:09i'm so so sorry

00:46:13a lot of good that does us now

00:46:14we're disqualified

00:46:17rose

00:46:18you got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost

00:46:21but i tried

00:46:23no i don't get a scholarship

00:46:24i don't get to go to college

00:46:27and it's all because of you

00:46:30but

00:46:30you

00:46:32and your drama

00:46:34like why couldn't you just be a normal person

00:46:37that was so hot

00:46:48that was so hot

00:46:52that was so hot

00:47:02you

00:47:05you

00:47:07you

00:47:11you

00:47:15you

00:47:19you

00:47:21you

00:47:23Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:47:53How did you find out?

00:47:58Eric told me.

00:48:00Tell me.

00:48:01Tell me!

00:48:02She finally decided to be a decent person.

00:48:07Why didn't you tell me?

00:48:12I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and then you weren't speaking to me.

00:48:22Actually, no one is speaking to me.

00:48:27I didn't sleep with Sloan.

00:48:30She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.

00:48:35Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.

00:48:39They set me up too.

00:48:41I'm sorry.

00:48:52Why didn't you tell me?

00:48:54Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?

00:48:57I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.

00:49:11Rose, I'm crazy about you.

00:49:13I'm crazy about you too.

00:49:20You're so beautiful.

00:49:23You're so beautiful.

00:49:40Why are you wet?

00:49:59It doesn't matter.

00:50:02I have an idea.

00:50:05What?

00:50:06Let's do something that normal teens do.

00:50:10Oh, my God.

00:50:23You weren't going to go see on me at all.

00:50:26Okay, I give up.

00:50:29You should give up.

00:50:30I haven't played video games since I was a kid.

00:50:33You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.

00:50:36is this what normal teens do yeah pretty much and hang out with their butlers

00:50:47okay

00:51:06you're different when you're like this like what yourself

00:51:21i know our new dates can feel this special

00:51:29did i i don't want it to end

00:51:36it doesn't have to

00:51:41i'm a virgin

00:51:59i'm a virgin

00:52:08i love you rose

00:52:17i love you too

00:52:24so

00:52:33so

00:52:43so

00:52:52so

00:53:02so

00:53:11so how was it

00:53:16it was amazing

00:53:18hey do i look different

00:53:23no

00:53:26you look beautiful

00:53:27i have something important to ask you

00:53:36uh-oh what

00:53:45will you go to the prom

00:53:47will you go to the prom with me

00:53:48will you go to the prom with me

00:53:54jason i can't

00:54:01i was expelled

00:54:02what

00:54:04fuck

00:54:06and i agreed to attend the opera that night

00:54:11so much for being a regular teen

00:54:14hey jason

00:54:24hey jason

00:54:29hey

00:54:29how's rose

00:54:32how's rose

00:54:32bummed

00:54:34i feel awful

00:54:36i was so mean to her yesterday

00:54:38you think you're doing something about it

00:54:43well

00:54:45maybe

00:54:47maybe

00:54:48might not be a bad idea

00:54:54i should be going to prom tonight norman

00:55:08yes indeed i am aware

00:55:09yes indeed i am aware

00:55:10but

00:55:11i'm sure we're going to have much more fun

00:55:15are we ready to leave

00:55:18hey gabby

00:55:19rose

00:55:20get over here right away

00:55:21something's happened to chasen

00:55:22wait what

00:55:23what happened

00:55:28norman we have to get to the school fast something happened to chasen

00:55:31where is it

00:55:41jason

00:55:42where is jason

00:55:43where is jason

00:55:44where is jason

00:55:45it's audrey rose

00:55:46she's so beautiful

00:55:48ahem

00:55:53people

00:55:54everyone

00:55:55i'd like to introduce you

00:55:56to the real rose smith

00:55:58audrey

00:56:00rose

00:56:01wintersby

00:56:02oh my god

00:56:03is she doing here

00:56:04that's really old people

00:56:08give me

00:56:09that

00:56:10chase it

00:56:11chase it

00:56:12chase it

00:56:13hang on

00:56:14hang on

00:56:15she can't be here

00:56:16she's expelled

00:56:18security

00:56:20security

00:56:23nope

00:56:24give it

00:56:25hang on everyone

00:56:27gabby

00:56:30turn it off

00:56:31turn off the videos

00:56:40you see it was sloane that was being violent that day not rose and sloane drug chasing to make it look like they slept together and she also stole rose's clothes from the locker room you bitch security please escort sloane to my office

00:56:46what the no everyone turn it off turn off the videos you see it was Sloan that was being

00:56:56violent that day not Rose and Sloan drug Jason to make it look like they slept together and she

00:57:03also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room security please escort Sloan to my office no

00:57:10please no get off me do not touch me do you know how much I am work okay it's time to crown this

00:57:26year's prom king and prom queen first the prom king is Jason Gray

00:57:40and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is

00:57:51Audrey Rose Winterspeed

00:58:10congratulations thank you hi I know how difficult your teenage years can be

00:58:24no matter who you are between school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls

00:58:34this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some amazing highs

00:58:45friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundaes I mean let's face it high school can

00:58:52be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are

00:59:02because every single one of you is special and now I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage wait what

00:59:13I'd like to introduce you all to a

00:59:21and funny and charitable and loyal nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff

00:59:31hey want to dance

00:59:59get lost asshole

01:00:03get lost asshole

01:00:03everyone

01:00:09all right all right I know you want to get back to dancing

01:00:13but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that

01:00:20Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship

01:00:25Gabby all that hard work is paid off congratulations

01:00:34yes girl

01:00:35yes girl

01:00:50And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.

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