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Full Episode Of A Girl's Guide To A Queen Bee Take Down
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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:35You have to cry like a little baby.
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:02:06Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose.
00:02:14Who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth 10 million dollars. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:30There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:40Oh.
00:03:42I wouldn't dare.
00:03:43Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Hmm.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:31I want to join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:34Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh.
00:04:43And that's Eric.
00:04:47He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's too.
00:04:52Hey Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:56Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah. You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:03Sweet.
00:05:04Then I'm in.
00:05:05Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:07Later, babes.
00:05:09Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He just called me.
00:05:12I think he likes you.
00:05:14Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Okay.
00:05:17Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33You sound fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Hey.
00:05:54Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen. Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:17Look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen.
00:06:22Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:30I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kinda lame.
00:06:34Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:41Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58She's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:03Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about second hand Rose?
00:07:17That's enough.
00:07:18Grab brackets.
00:07:19Ow, ow, oh my God.
00:07:20Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:21What is it?
00:07:22Something's in my eye.
00:07:23I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:24Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Where is it?
00:07:27It's in my locker.
00:07:28Go get it.
00:07:29Over there?
00:07:30Yeah, go, go.
00:07:31Oh my God.
00:07:32Oh.
00:07:33What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:34I thought the...
00:07:36Oh my God.
00:07:37Hey.
00:07:38What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:39I thought the...
00:07:40Oh my God.
00:07:49Oh my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:52Oh.
00:07:54What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:57I... I thought that, um...
00:08:09That'll show the bitch.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:22Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:37Chasen? Is that you?
00:08:39Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:41Don't lie to me, I saw her come in here.
00:08:43What do I do?
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:00I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:03I'm so sorry.
00:09:04I'm so sorry.
00:09:05I'm so sorry.
00:09:10I'm so sorry.
00:09:11I'm so sorry.
00:09:16I'm so sorry.
00:09:17I'm so sorry.
00:09:24I'm so sorry.
00:09:28I'm so sorry.
00:09:30Excuse you much why are you wet how's your eye miraculously better
00:10:00What exactly is going on here
00:10:10Nothing absolutely nothing but I think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22Listen up secondhand rose chasing off limits understand
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare I'm not even ready for boys yet so
00:10:37You know what with a little makeup better clothes and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us
00:10:48That's it you are my new project tomorrow my house makeover
00:10:56Okay
00:11:00You know what they say right keep your friends close and your competition closer
00:11:11Can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon it's gonna be so fun
00:11:16Well it's more than fun I have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20You don't have money we'll win I promise we'll win
00:11:26Plus I'll get to hang out with Eric
00:11:28It's crazy
00:11:30Rose what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon
00:11:36Oh
00:11:38Okay well first of all you can't hang out with Gabby
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44Secondly the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51Be there
00:11:52It's okay being a queen bee is important and it is your chance to be popular
00:12:08It's not important to me
00:12:10I mean you're not that smart anyways so
00:12:12What are you talking about I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:20Just go you're not going to fit in anyway
00:12:24Fine
00:12:26Whatever
00:12:26Wow you're fitting in fast
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected
00:12:41Thank you
00:12:42She means that as a compliment
00:12:44Probably
00:12:45Yeah definitely
00:12:47You know it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner
00:12:53Wow
00:12:55So modest loves it
00:12:59Hey good form out there
00:13:01Thanks
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom huh
00:13:07I would have paid to see that
00:13:10Oh my god
00:13:11Ow I think I pulled something
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No
00:13:16Oh god
00:13:18Jason I think I need a heroic exit
00:13:22You're not serious
00:13:24I am
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:35Don't worry I'll bring him back
00:13:39Later
00:13:40Yeah I'll see you
00:13:42She's being nice that's never a good sign
00:13:45Oh my god ew
00:13:49Look at these losers
00:13:50My bestie
00:13:51Audrey Rose Wintersby doesn't have to go to school
00:13:54Private tutors
00:13:55Well maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:59Um no she can't stand these plebeians she told me so herself
00:14:04Wow
00:14:06You know for fun sometimes the girls and I we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:12Gossip chains watch this
00:14:13Now watch what happens
00:14:29Ew
00:14:35Hey Eric
00:14:36Just leave me alone Gabby
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby
00:15:00You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do
00:15:08You lied to me
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey freaking Wintersby
00:15:15Wait what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter
00:15:27Coach is looking for you
00:15:28Yeah I'm coming
00:15:31Gabby
00:15:33I'm so sorry I just want to end the gossip
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric
00:15:38They're calling me take a thought
00:15:42Okay I didn't start that
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that
00:15:52Let me make it up to you
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance
00:15:59This Saturday
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03Skip it
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:08No tricks
00:16:09Just the truth
00:16:13If you're lying I swear to god
00:16:25I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34Relax it's just where I live it's not who I am
00:16:38You say that but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:42And you have a butler
00:16:44Okay technically my parents do but yeah Norman likes me better so bye
00:16:50I don't even know why
00:16:57Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:10Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:18:10She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith.
00:18:51Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally
00:18:57hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23That figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a girl.
00:22:07It's like a bum, says the low-class loser, with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, what?
00:22:12You think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:37You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:44Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:45I can't do it.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51I can't do it.
00:24:03Like this.
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:05Like that.
00:24:06Okay.
00:24:07Ready?
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Ready?
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:12Ready?
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Oh.
00:24:15Yeah.
00:24:16You should join the tennis team.
00:24:29Okay.
00:24:30You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Hey.
00:24:36Hey.
00:24:37Hey.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:39Hey.
00:24:40Hey.
00:24:41Hey.
00:24:46You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:25:07Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:16What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:46Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:06I'm crying.
00:26:07I'm crying.
00:26:07I'm crying.
00:26:16What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:03Ew.
00:27:04Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:18People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:22Remember, you're representing the school.
00:27:24Mind if I sit here?
00:27:38Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:27:52Hey, Rose.
00:27:53Mm-hmm?
00:27:54Save a new seat.
00:27:56Okay.
00:27:57No, you don't.
00:28:00Jason.
00:28:02You're saying about you?
00:28:05Sorry, Eric.
00:28:07On the way back?
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:08Okay.
00:28:08You sure?
00:28:08Boopie.
00:28:11I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:28:21I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:28:33Sloan, seriously?
00:28:34There's no room.
00:28:35There's no room.
00:28:41Everyone!
00:28:42I have an announcement to make.
00:28:44I'm having a party Saturday.
00:28:45And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:28:49Better show up.
00:28:50So are you going to go?
00:29:01I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:02I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:03Why not?
00:29:04I'll be going.
00:29:06Well, okay then.
00:29:08I'll go.
00:29:09Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:21Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:24Exactly.
00:29:25I got a plan.
00:29:26All right.
00:29:41Here we go.
00:29:42This was a mistake.
00:29:43I don't belong here.
00:29:45Yes, yes, you do.
00:29:46You're with me.
00:29:47That's my point.
00:29:48See, Eric is here.
00:29:50I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:29:52Oh.
00:29:52Come on.
00:29:53This could be a turning point.
00:29:57Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:04Okay.
00:30:05Ready?
00:30:06Oh, yes.
00:30:10Oh, look.
00:30:11Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:14I promise.
00:30:15Okay.
00:30:17Hi.
00:30:20No, thank you.
00:30:21I don't drink.
00:30:23Of course you don't.
00:30:25So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:30:31Oh, my God.
00:30:33You are virgins.
00:30:34Shut up, son.
00:30:35Stop being a jerk.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:38How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41Truth or dare.
00:30:42Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:30:52Truth or dare?
00:30:53Uh, Eric, truth or dare?
00:30:56Truth.
00:30:57Oh, my God.
00:31:05Come on, Gabby.
00:31:06We don't have all night.
00:31:08What's your favorite color?
00:31:09Uh, okay.
00:31:10What kind of question is that?
00:31:12Blue?
00:31:13Virgin.
00:31:14Sloan.
00:31:15What?
00:31:17Okay.
00:31:17Oh, Eric to Rose.
00:31:22Okay.
00:31:24Rose, truth or dare?
00:31:26Dare.
00:31:27You gotta give me a kiss.
00:31:30Wait, what?
00:31:31Come on, Rose.
00:31:34Rose.
00:31:35Rose.
00:31:35Rose.
00:31:36Rose.
00:31:37Rose.
00:31:38Rose.
00:31:38Rose.
00:31:39Rose.
00:31:40Rose.
00:31:40Rose.
00:31:41Rose.
00:31:41Rose.
00:31:43What the hell?
00:31:51Hey.
00:31:51Watch your ass.
00:31:53Oh, yeah.
00:31:55What are you going to do about it?
00:31:59No, Gabby.
00:32:00Wait.
00:32:00Let her go.
00:32:02If she chased me, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Chasen, you're up.
00:32:08Truth or dare?
00:32:10Dare.
00:32:10I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle
00:32:13on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:20Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:22What?
00:32:25I'd love to.
00:32:26I'd love to.
00:32:26Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:32:51Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:32:53Oh, my God.
00:32:55Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:04Shit.
00:33:05Oh.
00:33:05Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:06I didn't.
00:33:07I forgot.
00:33:07I forgot.
00:33:07The door wasn't.
00:33:09I.
00:33:11Hi.
00:33:14Hi.
00:33:14Hi.
00:33:14Hi.
00:33:14Hi.
00:33:16Hi.
00:33:16Hi.
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00:33:52Oh, God!
00:34:22Wait, what?
00:34:25Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:34:28Gross!
00:34:29What?
00:34:30It's true. I've seen you together.
00:34:33He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:34:36I have photos.
00:34:39He's not her sugar daddy.
00:34:42But there is an even bigger secret.
00:34:49I know exactly who that man is.
00:34:51All right.
00:34:52I know who that man is.
00:35:03It's her dad.
00:35:04Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:07Remember, Rose?
00:35:09You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:11Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:14Oh, my God! Shut up! They're lying!
00:35:18Eric?
00:35:19Eric?
00:35:19Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:35:26Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:35:29Eric, we're just friends.
00:35:30Let's be more than friends.
00:35:31Please, please don't make this harder.
00:35:34Please.
00:35:35I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:35:35No, hey, stop! Stop!
00:35:36Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:35:38Oh, my God!
00:35:39Oh, shit!
00:35:41You're being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Oh, my God!
00:35:51Oh, my God! Shut up!
00:35:51They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:15Oh, shit!
00:36:17What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:47Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Okay.
00:37:57Okay.
00:37:58Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant,
00:38:20Shea Maurice.
00:38:21Mm.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
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00:38:53Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:44Go ahead.
00:39:45I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:01I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:19Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:49It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:19What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:47Huh.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:14Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:30Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:36You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:13Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:34This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:45:04And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, dead-witted bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59You think Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper?
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:11I'm so so sorry a lot of good that does us now
00:46:18We're disqualified Rose
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost but I know I don't get a scholarship. I
00:46:28Don't get to go to college
00:46:30And it's all because of you
00:46:34You
00:46:35And your drama
00:46:37Like why can't you just be a normal person?
00:46:41Oh
00:46:48That was so hot
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00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:35And the date thing was a set up.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:55Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:10For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26I'm so happy about you.
00:49:29Me.
00:49:30And love you, too.
00:49:31I love you, too.
00:49:32I love you, too.
00:49:33And I love you.
00:49:34I love you.
00:49:35I love you.
00:49:35I love you.
00:49:36I remember, too.
00:49:37You're so beautiful.
00:49:39I love you.
00:49:40I love you.
00:49:42I love you, too.
00:49:43I love you.
00:49:43Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:13You're not going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:32You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:38Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:55You're different when you're like this.
00:51:20Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:29I know any dates can feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:31I love you, too.
00:53:01I love you, too.
00:53:09I love you, too.
00:53:12I worked up an appetite.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:25Do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:30Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:27Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:46Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:55I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed, I am aware, but I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quit that, sir.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:49She told me Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey, Rose, Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she being here?
00:56:08That's really Ozby Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason, Jason, Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloan drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:16Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:19It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspoon.
00:57:58Oh.
00:57:58Come on.
00:57:59Get up there, Rose.
00:58:01Yeah.
00:58:01Congratulations.
00:58:19Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls, this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart, and funny, and charitable, and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:48You want to dance?
01:00:02Wanna dance?
01:00:06Get lost asshole
01:00:12Everyone
01:00:14Alright, alright. I know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence. We are proud to announce that
01:00:25Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:32All that hard work is paid off. Congratulations
01:01:02And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
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