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00:00:17Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:22What happened?
00:00:36Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:56Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car, oh my god, oh my god,
00:01:00hi, I miss you.
00:01:04Okay, seatbelt, buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:09You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:12Your new car smells really good, by the way.
00:01:15And so familiar.
00:01:17Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:19Mine is in the shop.
00:01:20I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:22Wish I didn't.
00:01:23But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:33Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:35How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:38know?
00:01:43Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:47You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:50Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:56I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:58Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:02:01You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:03I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:05You are my- hey, look at me.
00:02:07Look at me.
00:02:07You are my best friend.
00:02:09Got it?
00:02:10Yeah.
00:02:11Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:14Uh, it is very modest though.
00:02:16Sorry in advance.
00:02:18Oh, here we are.
00:02:20I'm gonna puke.
00:02:21Oh, window, window.
00:02:35This is modest.
00:02:37Oh, you should see the Aspen house.
00:02:44Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:48Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:55Go run the blocks, Finn.
00:02:58Go.
00:02:58Now.
00:03:05Who's that?
00:03:06That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:07And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:10You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:13Plague?
00:03:14God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:16This is where you grew up.
00:03:17Mm-hmm.
00:03:18Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:20And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:23Ooh.
00:03:24Fly.
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Shall we?
00:03:27Yeah, sure.
00:03:28Yeah, sure.
00:03:29Let's go.
00:03:29Let's go.
00:03:31Here it is.
00:03:32The guest house.
00:03:36Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:38I love it.
00:03:44I just want the best for you.
00:03:46No one should feel alone.
00:03:48Especially not at your age.
00:03:51The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:53I can feel it.
00:03:54Ah!
00:03:55Come to Pierce's show tonight, and then we can reschedule your date.
00:04:01I know, girl.
00:04:02I'm speechless, too.
00:04:03No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:08Why not?
00:04:11Because...
00:04:14Because I'm married.
00:04:19Because I'm married.
00:04:21What?
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:23What do you mean who?
00:04:25What?
00:04:25Where?
00:04:26Who?
00:04:26Who is he?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:29Is that him?
00:04:30Show me.
00:04:31Show me to me.
00:04:31Please, Elle.
00:04:34Holy...
00:04:36Shit.
00:04:38Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:40You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:44$50,000?!
00:04:45No!
00:04:46I can't.
00:04:47I have to tell him to get something less expensive, to get something smaller.
00:04:50I'm sorry.
00:04:50Wait.
00:04:51Are you serious?
00:04:52You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:54He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love-bomb you.
00:04:57I'll handle this.
00:04:58Community, don't...
00:04:59Huh?
00:05:00Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:03That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:04The biggest!
00:05:05And spare no expense!
00:05:08Do not send that.
00:05:10Do not...
00:05:11Do not...
00:05:13I'm taking it!
00:05:15I'm taking it!
00:05:16Too late!
00:05:17If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:22he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:24You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:30And spare no expense!
00:05:33Why would they be together?
00:05:35Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:37No.
00:05:38Definitely not.
00:05:40Oh!
00:05:40Well, how lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:44Yeah, how nice.
00:05:46Mmm.
00:05:47Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:49You idiot!
00:05:49Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:59Take this one.
00:06:00What would you like the card to say?
00:06:05Okay.
00:06:062L for Mr. C.
00:06:11Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:16It's in the main house back entrance.
00:06:18Doors always open.
00:06:19I know how you like that peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:22I love you!
00:06:23Love you!
00:06:26You need a nap.
00:06:31Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:34So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:35As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:36Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:38Okay, good.
00:06:38Go, go.
00:06:54I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:57And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:14Hi, Katie.
00:07:15Hi, sir.
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:16I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:18This gift is for her.
00:07:20Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:23You never have someone special.
00:07:25Of course.
00:07:26I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:42Are you?
00:07:44What's up?
00:07:48What's up?
00:07:56What is your name?
00:07:59I don't even know where I am.
00:08:02Cops. Cops. Cops. Cops. Cops. Cops. Cops.
00:08:05Hi!
00:08:06Night one one. What's your emergency?
00:08:08Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:12I got... I have a stalker.
00:08:14And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:18Please hurry. Quick. Quick.
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:21Okay, breathe. Just calm down. Help.
00:08:27Who?
00:08:29Who called the cops?
00:08:31No, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine. You're fine. You're fine.
00:08:36Whoa! What are you doing here?
00:08:42Oh my God, it is you.
00:08:48Oh my God, it is you.
00:08:52David!
00:08:53What? El? El? What are you doing? Calm down. Put down the lamp.
00:08:56You followed me here from Vegas. You're a creep.
00:09:00I didn't follow you. Dude, I live here.
00:09:02No, you don't. This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:05Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:06I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:08Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:10It is. It is. It is. I'm...
00:09:13I am...
00:09:15Her brother's manager.
00:09:17You...
00:09:18That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:20And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:23You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:27Yes! For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:31Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:38So you're not a stalker?
00:09:41No.
00:09:43Yeah, good. Disarm your lamp.
00:09:46I'm...
00:09:46Disarm me.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:49Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:51So, okay.
00:09:52We're...
00:09:53Both...
00:09:54Living here.
00:09:56Yeah.
00:09:57Yup. Yup.
00:09:58And I...
00:09:59Clearly made a mistake.
00:10:01So, I'm gonna...
00:10:03LAPD.
00:10:05Hello?
00:10:12LAPD.
00:10:13LAPD.
00:10:14LAPD.
00:10:14LAPD.
00:10:16LAPD.
00:10:16LAPD.
00:10:17LAPD.
00:10:17LAPD.
00:10:18LAPD.
00:10:23I'm coming, officer.
00:10:25Just...
00:10:28LAPD.
00:10:28LAPD.
00:10:29LAPD.
00:10:29Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:31We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:34Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:35LAPD.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:39This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine.
00:10:43And thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:46Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:48I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:51Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:55I...
00:10:56I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:02Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:04Uh, the thing is...
00:11:06It was me, officer.
00:11:09Ha!
00:11:09Ha!
00:11:10Ha!
00:11:10Oh, oh, so wait.
00:11:11You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who...
00:11:14resides here?
00:11:17It was an honest mistake.
00:11:19Thank you for coming so quickly, doll.
00:11:21I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:23It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:24Uh, uh, uh, Officer Powell, how...
00:11:25How is your wife?
00:11:26By the way, she's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:29Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:30I keep telling her, Maureen,
00:11:31you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwells.
00:11:35Yeah.
00:11:36Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:37Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:39I appreciate it.
00:11:39Oh, absolutely.
00:11:40Say how to your brother for me.
00:11:41I will.
00:11:42Cool.
00:11:43Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye.
00:11:48We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:51Shit.
00:11:56Okay, let me explain.
00:11:58I need to know your name.
00:11:58I had my reasons.
00:12:01Reasons?
00:12:02For what?
00:12:04For...
00:12:04For...
00:12:05Why I...
00:12:07Wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:09Okay, look.
00:12:10I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:13And sometimes it's like...
00:12:15It's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:21Why are you laughing?
00:12:22Nothing.
00:12:24Nothing, because...
00:12:26Because you live here.
00:12:27And I live here.
00:12:29Mm-hmm.
00:12:29And we got married last night.
00:12:35Wait, what?
00:12:36Is this like...
00:12:37Are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:39No, no, no.
00:12:40My life is...
00:12:41This is such a shit show.
00:12:43All of my friends, all of them, they all...
00:12:45They took years to pick their perfect partner.
00:12:48And here I am...
00:12:51Married...
00:12:51To a guy that I met yesterday...
00:12:54In Vegas...
00:12:56On a whim...
00:12:57That's...
00:12:57Oh...
00:12:58Who...
00:12:59Who insists that I call him...
00:13:02Mr. C.
00:13:03Like he's like some sort of James Bond villain...
00:13:06Or something.
00:13:07That's great.
00:13:08This is just not where I thought my life would be...
00:13:11At this point.
00:13:13I think I'm gonna throw up.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:18You doing...
00:13:18I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:19You doing it...
00:13:20It's gonna make...
00:13:21Okay, stop.
00:13:22Stop.
00:13:23Stop.
00:13:23Just breathe.
00:13:25Breathe.
00:13:25Okay?
00:13:26Are you good?
00:13:30Okay.
00:13:31Mr. C.
00:13:33Whatever your name is...
00:13:36We need to get a divorce.
00:13:44What?
00:13:46I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:47My friends, they're...
00:13:48They're all getting married.
00:13:49They're all having kids.
00:13:50And I'm not.
00:13:50And that's fine.
00:13:51But I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:53I do.
00:13:54I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:57What?
00:13:59Okay.
00:13:59So, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:02Uh-huh.
00:14:02Uh-huh.
00:14:03Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:04But it's not funny.
00:14:05Okay.
00:14:05It's not funny.
00:14:06It's not funny.
00:14:07So, I know though for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:13Oh, yeah.
00:14:14How do you...
00:14:14For a fact?
00:14:15How?
00:14:18Because...
00:14:18You...
00:14:19Make...
00:14:20Me...
00:14:21Feel...
00:14:22Thanks.
00:14:32So.
00:14:33So.
00:14:33Here's what we're gonna do.
00:14:34I am gonna go pack my things.
00:14:36I'm gonna go pack my things.
00:14:37And then I'm gonna get a lawyer.
00:14:38And then he's gonna...
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:39Oh my god.
00:14:40Can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:41No.
00:14:42I don't want to.
00:14:43Because I want to get this taken care of my own.
00:14:44And I think we're...
00:14:45What are you doing?
00:14:46You don't stop talking.
00:14:47Stop!
00:14:48Let me go!
00:14:49No!
00:14:49Oh my god!
00:14:56Oh!
00:14:57Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:15:00If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:06Come here.
00:15:10Alright.
00:15:11What am I looking at?
00:15:12Okay.
00:15:13Five years ago...
00:15:14It was nothing.
00:15:15Okay.
00:15:16Just dirt.
00:15:17Just...
00:15:19Basements...
00:15:19Thug into the side of the hill.
00:15:21Nothing but...
00:15:22Exposed rhubar and empty trenches.
00:15:26So am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:31Neither.
00:15:32Right?
00:15:32My point is that sometimes things take time.
00:15:35And the right circumstances.
00:15:38But something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:44Look, El.
00:15:46I'm a rational man.
00:15:48The fact that you and I are living here in LA, where there's like 10 million people...
00:15:54I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:56The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58They are.
00:15:59But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:05How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:09Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:12Okay.
00:16:15What are you proposing?
00:16:1730 days.
00:16:18We give it a shot.
00:16:20Okay.
00:16:20We don't tell anybody.
00:16:22And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:27What do you say?
00:16:34So like a 30 day trial?
00:16:37I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:40You are.
00:16:41But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:43This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:47Higher stakes.
00:16:50Like getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:53I mean, if that's what you're worried about, El.
00:16:56I mean, that's life.
00:17:11All of our friends are married, El.
00:17:13You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:2030 days.
00:17:22And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:26Neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:30Got it?
00:17:31I accept your terms.
00:17:34But I have terms of my own.
00:17:40I have terms of my own.
00:17:42Of course you do.
00:17:44Okay.
00:17:44Term number one.
00:17:45We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:47Not to start.
00:17:49No.
00:17:49That is not a weird ask.
00:17:50Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:52We're not in the medieval.
00:17:54Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:55Do you color coat your sock drawer?
00:17:58Yeah.
00:17:59Do you not?
00:18:00Weird.
00:18:01No.
00:18:02Term number two.
00:18:04One night a week.
00:18:05Date night.
00:18:07Okay.
00:18:08Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:107pm, okay?
00:18:12You're buying.
00:18:14Term number three.
00:18:16We're gonna give this a real shot.
00:18:18We should be intimate.
00:18:19Excuse me?
00:18:21How else are we gonna know if we're compatible?
00:18:23Wow.
00:18:24Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:27No.
00:18:27Never had one.
00:18:29What?
00:18:33Never had one.
00:18:35No time.
00:18:36Or interest.
00:18:37I mean, until now.
00:18:39Okay.
00:18:40Great.
00:18:41Awesome.
00:18:41I'm your first pancake.
00:18:42That's awesome.
00:18:43We're doomed.
00:18:44Damn.
00:18:45Those are my terms.
00:18:46One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:48Take it or leave it.
00:18:48Take it or leave it.
00:18:49You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:53My answer?
00:18:54No.
00:18:55No.
00:18:56We're gonna go slow.
00:18:58Snail pace.
00:18:59Tortoise pace.
00:19:00No, no, no.
00:19:01Fossil pace.
00:19:03Slow.
00:19:22What was that?
00:19:23I don't know.
00:19:25You just...
00:19:26You get kinda cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:28Sorry.
00:19:31Okay.
00:19:32We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:36But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:39And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:48Okay.
00:19:50No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:53Your real name?
00:19:54It's Oliver.
00:19:57Oliver it is.
00:20:07I've loved you since the moment I first saw you out.
00:20:10I won't screw this up.
00:20:27Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:29No.
00:20:31Oh, no!
00:20:36I'm gonna kill him.
00:20:41What are you doing?
00:20:43Good morning.
00:20:46Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:50Deals aren't gonna make themselves.
00:20:53Gotta start the day off right, huh?
00:20:56You got...
00:20:56Okay, well, could you start the day right and a little bit more...
00:21:00I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:05No.
00:21:08No.
00:21:09He says no.
00:21:10Wow.
00:21:11Okay, yeah.
00:21:12Because you need to sleep.
00:21:13Damn it.
00:21:14I need my PBS.
00:21:15I'm a photographer.
00:21:16I don't need to be up top.
00:21:16No.
00:21:22Six in the morning.
00:21:23Stupid.
00:21:25Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:30And I think I'm gonna be on the train.
00:21:40I don't know.
00:21:46It's a bit better, it's a bit better.
00:21:59Yeah, you get me on the train.
00:22:02No, no, I don't care what you say. I'm not signing that contract under any
00:22:07circumstances. What do you think I'm an idiot? No! Fine. Totally. No, no, that is
00:22:24unacceptable. One night a week, date night, 7 p.m. okay?
00:22:54So,
00:23:07so
00:23:07so
00:23:07so
00:23:07so
00:23:09so
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00:24:08Okay, wow, you choose now to be quiet at all times?
00:24:11Good morning to you too, and for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a
00:24:17little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:19Whatever, okay, I'm about to head out, I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:23A wellness event?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25With who?
00:24:26My friend Kennedy.
00:24:32What? What are you thinking?
00:24:34No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:38I actually, I don't know, it's my first time going.
00:24:42Why, are you jealous?
00:24:43No, go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:49Yeah, okay.
00:24:56You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:59This is me. Take her or leave it?
00:25:02Trust me, I plan to leave it.
00:25:05Uh, well, have fun working. Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:14God, he's boring.
00:25:28So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:31Yeah, it's complicated, but stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:37Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:39Oh, I do.
00:25:50We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:58Um, so true, girl.
00:26:00We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:26:02Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:10So, what's he really like?
00:26:12If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:16Yeah, yeah, I mean, he's...
00:26:19Complicated.
00:26:20He's smart.
00:26:22And intense.
00:26:24He works...
00:26:25A lot.
00:26:26I don't know, he's just different in Vegas.
00:26:28Of course he was!
00:26:30Ah, you were drunk.
00:26:31He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:36Ugh, God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:39Funny.
00:26:50Hey, you okay?
00:26:54Yeah.
00:26:56Yeah?
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:57I'm gonna go.
00:26:59Oh.
00:27:01I'm gonna go get some air.
00:27:03Okay, do you want me to come with you?
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:06Okay, so I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:11Yes, yes.
00:27:12Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:16TBD.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:38Hi, hi.
00:27:40No, we're free.
00:27:41No, we're free.
00:27:42Actual magic mushrooms.
00:27:45And then...
00:27:46Oh, yeah.
00:27:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:49A healthy dose.
00:27:51Oh.
00:27:53Shh.
00:27:54Be well, ether sister.
00:27:57No, no, no, no.
00:28:09I have to go.
00:28:12Oh.
00:28:28Oh, hi.
00:28:29Um.
00:28:31Thank you for driving me.
00:28:33Do I owe you anything?
00:28:35I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:38Oliver.
00:28:39Oh.
00:28:40Oh, he saved me.
00:28:43My angel.
00:28:46You're good.
00:28:46Come on, come on.
00:28:48Come on.
00:28:49Come on.
00:28:50Come on.
00:29:05Come on.
00:29:12hey big boy
00:29:14oh my god it's you
00:29:23are you high
00:29:28wow this is just so crazy
00:29:32because really her face was turning into yours
00:29:35and now your face is turning into hers
00:29:38and it's like you're like the same person
00:29:44god you're handsome
00:29:46what did kennedy give you
00:29:48chocolate baby
00:29:52no no no no no no no no
00:29:53oh
00:29:57oh my god no no no wait hey it's fine
00:30:01it's fine it's fine it's a little base everything's fine
00:30:04no no it's not
00:30:07it's not it's everything
00:30:10it's us it's this
00:30:12it's this
00:30:14i wanted this to work
00:30:16i did so bad
00:30:19all of her
00:30:22i think that we need to
00:30:24to get to her
00:30:33are you okay
00:30:41it's okay
00:30:44get it all out here i got you i got your little ponytail
00:30:59so
00:31:02should we talk about it
00:31:05no
00:31:05i don't think we need to relive that
00:31:10oh no no no no not
00:31:14not that
00:31:16um
00:31:17this
00:31:19this is
00:31:22it's wrong
00:31:26what why wrong
00:31:28come on
00:31:30rollover
00:31:31you wake up at dawn
00:31:33with beethoven
00:31:35and q4 projections
00:31:37i'm just
00:31:38some messy artist
00:31:41i mean we've been doing this 30 day thing now for what
00:31:44two weeks
00:31:45and we are already irritating the hell out of each other
00:31:50i don't know i think if this was one of my friends i would
00:31:53i'd tell her the truth
00:31:55i'd say girl
00:31:57cut your losses
00:31:59get the annulment
00:32:00move on with your life
00:32:02so
00:32:03um
00:32:06i don't know i think maybe at the 30 days
00:32:11we should be done
00:32:13officially
00:32:20all of it
00:32:24all of it
00:32:27yeah
00:32:29affirmative
00:32:29that's what you want
00:32:33i think it's gonna make sense
00:32:37i'll move out the market
00:32:42do you mind if i put something on for my last night here
00:32:45yeah
00:32:45go for it
00:32:46i just wanna watch
00:32:47can you actually turn on the clippers game
00:32:53you're a clippers though
00:32:54did kawaii leonard hit a buzzer beater in game seven to send the raptors to the finals
00:33:01okay then
00:33:02pass the ball
00:33:04god
00:33:05peterson always does his hogs the ball every time
00:33:08thank you
00:33:09i literally say this
00:33:11right
00:33:12go go go
00:33:14go go go
00:33:16yes
00:33:20clippers win
00:33:32it's a good game
00:33:33good defense
00:33:40great game
00:33:44l
00:33:46i don't make business investments that i don't believe in
00:33:50i want to see this whole thing through
00:33:52the whole 30 days
00:33:55it's
00:33:56it's prudent
00:33:58it's prudent
00:33:59really
00:34:00shut up
00:34:01come on
00:34:01stop
00:34:03i'm sorry
00:34:03wait okay but
00:34:04i want to ask you a question
00:34:06okay
00:34:07what was your first impression of me
00:34:11it's not hard
00:34:12okay
00:34:12i'll set the scene
00:34:14we can really love it
00:34:15ready
00:34:16vegas
00:34:18hotel bar
00:34:20lights are low
00:34:21it's very impromptu
00:34:22very chaotic
00:34:24and i'm sitting there
00:34:25at the bar
00:34:26you see a little
00:34:26pretty little blonde girl
00:34:27by herself
00:34:29an opportunity to tell the truth
00:34:31but what would she think
00:34:34what's wrong
00:34:41pierce
00:34:42dude where the hell are you
00:34:43doors open 20 minutes ago
00:34:45and the guys from the label are here
00:34:46i need you here now
00:34:47okay yeah yeah
00:34:47i'm on my way
00:34:49i'm so sorry
00:34:50um
00:34:51pierce is having a concert
00:34:52i have to go
00:34:53no i know
00:34:53um
00:34:55i think i'm coming with ya
00:34:57kennedy just invited me
00:34:58you gotta be fucking kidding me
00:35:00let's go
00:35:02awesome
00:35:02okay
00:35:04i'm gonna go put on
00:35:05leggings
00:35:08perfect
00:35:09me l pierce kennedy
00:35:10in the same room
00:35:11what could go wrong
00:35:22okay
00:35:22there's a new record label
00:35:24that's
00:35:24that's scoping out
00:35:25pierce
00:35:25i need you to stay here
00:35:26i have to go talk to them
00:35:27okay
00:35:28don't talk to anybody
00:35:29okay
00:35:30oliver
00:35:33kennedy's gone
00:35:38excuse me
00:35:41are you lost
00:35:42you're not supposed to be here
00:35:43no
00:35:44no i'm actually with
00:35:46oliver
00:35:46okay
00:35:47hysterical
00:35:48sweetie
00:35:48the last person to bring a date
00:35:50around here is oliver
00:35:51don't get pierce's wardrobe
00:35:52go now
00:35:53so sorry
00:35:55mister
00:35:55go now
00:35:57unprofessional
00:35:59i'm giving her a performance review for that
00:36:06you can be really scary
00:36:11why did you talk to her like that
00:36:13el i'm tracking you and it says you're here
00:36:16where are you girly
00:36:18you were about to meet my bestie
00:36:19and she is
00:36:21el
00:36:24i feel like i haven't seen you in decades
00:36:27i literally saw you this morning
00:36:29i know
00:36:29those mushrooms rocked my world
00:36:32i know
00:36:32let's go find pierce i think he's in wardrobe
00:36:35no no no
00:36:35why
00:36:36why not
00:36:36oh
00:36:37what because you're married
00:36:38come on el
00:36:40that is just a fantasy
00:36:43let's get out of fairy tale land together okay let's go
00:36:47maybe kennedy was right
00:36:49after all why did oliver just ditch me
00:36:59okay just talk to the label guys just go out there do your thing give them the goods
00:37:03okay
00:37:04i just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like
00:37:07sold as a teen heartthrob
00:37:08basic brand marketing
00:37:11anything to get your bottom line huh
00:37:12scott you have a one track mind
00:37:15bro
00:37:16you know i think you need to get laid
00:37:18big time
00:37:20i'm seeing someone
00:37:21what
00:37:22who
00:37:23what's her name
00:37:25here
00:37:26open up
00:37:27i want you to meet my friend el
00:37:30oh okay
00:37:32i need you to do me a favor
00:37:33okay
00:37:34open the door or i will open it for you in three seconds
00:37:38three
00:37:38two
00:37:40one
00:37:43two
00:37:44one
00:37:45you owe me
00:37:48what's up
00:37:49what took you so long
00:37:51nothing i was just uh practicing my set so i didn't hear you what's up who do you want me
00:37:56to meet craze fan make a wish kid
00:37:58not exactly
00:38:00here's this is el the genius photographer el this is pierce my prodigal brother hey hey
00:38:09so you're the one who stood me up
00:38:11uh yeah i am so sorry i am so sorry believe it or not this has happened before believe it
00:38:17or not
00:38:27artists have uh
00:38:29crazy schedules
00:38:32is he flirting with me
00:38:36sorry
00:38:39sorry
00:38:39that was rude right
00:38:40it was okay
00:38:42you want me to shut fire
00:38:43no no do not fire anybody
00:38:45no
00:38:48sorry this might be too forward but um and you probably get it all the time but you are
00:38:54insanely beautiful
00:38:55yeah
00:38:55definitely flirting
00:38:58do i hear nuptials braylee
00:39:00can
00:39:00stop
00:39:04oh hey what are you doing
00:39:05i am just going to put myself on your radar
00:39:11okay cool
00:39:13now i got you too
00:39:14pierce
00:39:16tickets ready for you backstage
00:39:17next
00:39:18you're on in five minutes
00:39:20well i uh hope you enjoy the show
00:39:24oh don't leave this time
00:39:27and uh maybe i'll see you after
00:39:30yeah
00:39:35he is totally into you
00:39:37i totally predicted this
00:39:39am i psyched
00:39:42maybe this one is fine
00:39:44maybe it really is time to end things with all of our
00:39:52he ditched you
00:39:52oh
00:39:53sorry
00:39:53husband
00:39:54i've got other plans tonight
00:39:56please please please don't tell me you are thinking about
00:39:59psycho love bomber vegas guy
00:40:01look he's not really like all that
00:40:03he's better
00:40:04how do you know
00:40:05it's not like you've seen him since right
00:40:08right
00:40:08right
00:40:10right
00:40:11right
00:40:11right
00:40:12well if you are gonna sleep with my brother tonight
00:40:15let's make you look like a bombshell
00:40:17ready
00:40:18i think so
00:40:19let's go
00:40:20why did she do that for
00:40:22here we go get ready
00:40:25oh this okay this looks like it's maybe your size yes okay
00:40:33oh god that is the ugliest thing i've ever seen in my life
00:40:36okay
00:40:38how did it get worse oh my god
00:40:53hey well we already missed her with the show
00:40:55oh who cares
00:40:55i've seen it a million times
00:40:57and you will too as his future wife
00:41:00besides i don't want to risk running into
00:41:02oliver
00:41:04great oliver i've actually been meaning to ask you
00:41:07uh why do you bait pierce's manager so much
00:41:10oh he's just impossible
00:41:11you know like one time pierce had this show in new york
00:41:14and he was totally freaking out like spiraling beforehand
00:41:17and he needed a break
00:41:19but oliver just dragged him on stage anyway
00:41:21because it was in the contract
00:41:22like who does that right
00:41:24oh i feel sorry for his future wife
00:41:28she has no idea that oliver's wife is me
00:41:31maybe this is who he really is
00:41:33you know what i've been thinking
00:41:34and i think
00:41:37i am going to get that annulment from vegas guy
00:41:40good for you girl yes
00:41:44feminism
00:41:45okay well i'm gonna go get a drink
00:41:46you don't want anything right
00:41:47no i'm good i'm gonna wait for you outside though okay
00:41:49okay back in five
00:41:57fairy tales don't exist no
00:42:05you clean up nice
00:42:11wow you came back
00:42:13how kind
00:42:14i deserve that
00:42:16you ditched me
00:42:19are you embarrassed of me am i not not like posh
00:42:22no no no
00:42:23okay there's a lot going on here
00:42:26can you explain it to me please
00:42:31come on a date with me
00:42:33a real one
00:42:34right now
00:42:35right now
00:42:37yeah
00:42:38right now
00:42:39do i trust him
00:42:49i'm gonna drive tonight spen
00:42:50very good time
00:42:54you ready
00:42:56yeah
00:43:00fancy
00:43:02don't try
00:43:04you know this is so weird
00:43:06what
00:43:06uh kennedy's brother has this exact same car
00:43:10have you ever met him
00:43:11he's just
00:43:11never there
00:43:14yeah a couple times
00:43:16okay
00:43:18so where are we going
00:43:30you ready
00:43:31you ready
00:43:32oh god
00:43:33he is going to murder me isn't he
00:43:39you ready
00:43:41an abandoned construction site
00:43:42a.k.a. a dark place
00:43:44with no witnesses
00:43:46that's
00:43:46you're perfect
00:43:48it's my house
00:43:49or it will be soon
00:43:51okay
00:43:55i'm not sure you're over there
00:43:56it'd be a really good spot for a rope swing
00:43:59think about that
00:44:01that's a really good idea
00:44:02perk of being a creative
00:44:04mr. business
00:44:07okay
00:44:08show me around
00:44:11uh-huh
00:44:12uh-huh
00:44:13uh-huh
00:44:14uh-huh
00:44:15okay so
00:44:18give me the vision
00:44:19okay
00:44:19i'm trying to picture
00:44:20uh-huh
00:44:21uh-huh
00:44:21here
00:44:22this is where the couch would go
00:44:24over here
00:44:24oh right here
00:44:24oh right here
00:44:25okay
00:44:25this is where the projector would be
00:44:27projector okay
00:44:29where we'd watch the clippers games
00:44:31i think you mean where i would watch the clippers games and you would just do a bunch of screaming
00:44:36okay
00:44:36if i remember correctly you're the one that screamed when kawai missed the layup
00:44:39okay yeah it was a travesty of course
00:44:44i thought this was over but now what's happening between us
00:44:52okay so
00:44:54what about this
00:44:56i mean that's easy that
00:44:57oh it's easy
00:44:58yeah
00:45:00i mean your spot
00:45:02i mean you can
00:45:04you can put your cameras there
00:45:05you can hang up your prints
00:45:07i was thinking maybe if you want you could you put up like a little backdrop and uh
00:45:12that's where you could shoot your flowers
00:45:13how did you know i could shoot flowers
00:45:16i may have looked at your website
00:45:19oh my god you are a stalker
00:45:21no i'm not
00:45:21that's what you're saying i'm researched okay big difference
00:45:24i don't know about that
00:45:29i know that uh that you listen to rock when you cook
00:45:35your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed
00:45:39you tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry
00:45:43and you know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe like right now
00:45:51look that's really sweet
00:45:55more than just my manners
00:45:56i know
00:45:59what i don't know is
00:46:05what you want
00:46:08take a chance
00:46:13you know
00:46:29in that moment i knew i'd pass the point of no return
00:46:34i was falling for him
00:46:37there's no doubt about it
00:46:53i think i know
00:46:54the
00:47:03they
00:47:04you
00:47:04they're not
00:47:04oh
00:47:12Sex and a construction site.
00:47:14We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:16So irresponsible.
00:47:18I know.
00:47:19Ooh.
00:47:22Oliver?
00:47:23Yeah?
00:47:24Can you tell me something?
00:47:26Hmm?
00:47:26Just think about you.
00:47:28I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:34Now I got you too.
00:47:36Why was he texting her?
00:47:42Not much to know.
00:47:44No, there's a lot.
00:47:45I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:48What's your family like?
00:47:50You can't tell her.
00:47:51Not now.
00:47:53Oh.
00:47:59I'm so sorry.
00:48:00I have a family emergency.
00:48:02I have to go.
00:48:02You okay?
00:48:03Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:48:04It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:48:06Okay?
00:48:07I'll be in touch.
00:48:13I'll be in touch?
00:48:16God.
00:48:17El, what are you doing?
00:48:22God.
00:48:30Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:33What's the big emergency, Mom?
00:48:35What's going on?
00:48:36Rebranding.
00:48:37That's the emergency.
00:48:39We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:44starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:49Great.
00:48:50Rebranding.
00:48:50We can do that.
00:48:51Look, I really-
00:48:52I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:55I need you all on board.
00:48:57Okay, okay, Mom.
00:48:58I'm here.
00:48:59What's the big emergency?
00:49:01What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:03Hi, sis.
00:49:08Hi, sis.
00:49:10Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:12This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:14I'm considering you have rocks for brains.
00:49:16I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:19Wow.
00:49:20Sit and burn, bro.
00:49:21How dare you-
00:49:22Stop it!
00:49:23The both of you.
00:49:24We need to come together as a family.
00:49:29Give her sister a hug.
00:49:30Put your feud in the past.
00:49:32Yeah, big bro.
00:49:33Come on.
00:49:34Give me a hug.
00:49:39You're going to die alone, loser.
00:49:42Challenge accepted, Brad.
00:49:45So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional,
00:49:55wholesome.
00:49:56It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:58Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:03Yes, this is Elle, not the genius photographer.
00:50:07Oh, God.
00:50:08Please, don't say it.
00:50:09Elle.
00:50:10My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:11I am so fucked.
00:50:16My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:18Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:20Why?
00:50:20Oh, let me guess.
00:50:22My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:24No, no.
00:50:25I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:26Someone who's, like, experienced, professional.
00:50:29We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:32Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:34Well, I, for one, would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:36I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so...
00:50:39You're what?
00:50:39Why do you care?
00:50:41What's the problem?
00:50:42Did Elle seriously agree to a date with Elle?
00:50:45After last night?
00:50:46I don't.
00:50:47I...
00:50:48I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:50Elle, spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:53Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:57Great.
00:50:57It's huddled then, 10 a.m. tomorrow.
00:51:03This is going to reveal everything.
00:51:11Last night was incredible.
00:51:21Then the mysterious, I'll be in touch.
00:51:24Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:25And why was he so amazing, and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:31Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:32Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:34Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:39Oliver?
00:51:39Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:41Oliver's not a Chamberlain, either.
00:51:42I don't know, Miss.
00:51:43Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:45Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:48Uh, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:51Just...
00:51:57Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:52:03Hey, Ken.
00:52:06Okay, don't scream.
00:52:07I have news.
00:52:08What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:10No, better!
00:52:11My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:15A family feature on my family.
00:52:18Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:20I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds.
00:52:23Get it right or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:26Wow.
00:52:27I can't imagine why.
00:52:29So?
00:52:30So?
00:52:32Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:39Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:41Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:45That's why you called.
00:52:46You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:49Duh, bitch!
00:52:52Infinity.
00:52:53This is huge!
00:52:54This is major.
00:52:55Like, like, career defining.
00:52:57Oh, my God.
00:52:57Yes, I will be there.
00:52:58I will so do it, of course.
00:53:00Yes!
00:53:01Okay, let's go!
00:53:03Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:09Okay, go on.
00:53:11Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:14But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:20Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:24But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:26Okay, weird.
00:53:27That's fine.
00:53:28Yay, okay!
00:53:29I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:31Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:40I just landed the biggest gig of my life, too late.
00:53:44Oliver's gonna float.
00:53:55She's so excited.
00:53:57This one unraveled everything I've kept hitting.
00:54:04So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:54:07Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:09Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key.
00:54:11I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:12Why would you do that?
00:54:14I mean, maybe she's seeing someone already.
00:54:16Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:19You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:21You rarely do.
00:54:22For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:27Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:33She told you that.
00:54:34Duh.
00:54:35I'm her best friend.
00:54:38She's still planning to leave.
00:54:39Even after last night.
00:54:41I thought...
00:54:42I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:46Well, I'm out.
00:54:48I have a facial.
00:54:53Well, good.
00:54:54Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:56So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:55:00You're a multimillionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:55:06You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:08Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:10Good.
00:55:10Bring her in.
00:55:11Mom, I...
00:55:20Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:26Oliver?
00:55:28Oliver.
00:55:35Al!
00:55:38Al!
00:56:09I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:11Sure.
00:56:12Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:13Ah, yeah.
00:56:18She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:20Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:26It was my right one.
00:56:30So much for helping out today.
00:56:31Oh, come on, it's no big deal.
00:56:33Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the plane 182, for the record.
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:38So, I guess we, uh, we are that in common.
00:56:51And we did, but maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:57You okay?
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:01Of course.
00:57:02I'm really excited to photograph her family, but I am super nervous.
00:57:07Ah, come on.
00:57:08Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:09You got to, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:11So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:19I'm flattered, but I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:23Oh.
00:57:24Kennedy, she...
00:57:25No, I know, I know.
00:57:26It's complicated.
00:57:28I...
00:57:30Really.
00:57:31He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:33Thanks.
00:57:35See ya.
00:57:36Bye.
00:57:41I cannot believe.
00:57:43I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:45And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:57The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:59To leave a message...
00:58:02Where?
00:58:20Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:22Yeah.
00:58:23Everything's fine.
00:58:24All right.
00:58:25If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:27Cheers.
00:58:27Cheers.
00:58:36Okay, Elle.
00:58:37You got this.
00:58:38Yeah.
00:58:39Got this.
00:58:42Are we ready?
00:58:43I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:45Kennedy!
00:58:46Yeah?
00:58:47Text your brother.
00:58:48Make sure he's on time.
00:58:50And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:53You look washed out without it.
00:58:58Hey, girl.
00:58:58You okay?
00:58:59Yeah, it's just...
00:59:00My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late.
00:59:03Of course.
00:59:04Wait.
00:59:05Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:08Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:12All right, places, everyone.
00:59:15All right, all right, all right.
00:59:17The attractive one is here.
00:59:18Nobody panic.
00:59:22Where is he?
00:59:24Where's Oliver?
00:59:25Wait, sorry.
00:59:26Why would you need...
00:59:33Oliver?
00:59:37Oliver?
00:59:40What are you doing here?
00:59:41Okay, I can explain.
00:59:42Finally.
00:59:44We've been waiting.
00:59:47Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:51My older brother.
00:59:53Hey.
00:59:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
00:59:58Elle.
00:59:59Wait, what's going on?
01:00:02Anne's so familiar.
01:00:04It's my older brother's car.
01:00:05Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:07You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:10The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:13Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:14Can you tell me something?
01:00:16Just about you?
01:00:18I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:19And then everything clicked.
01:00:21Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:23The other shoe always drops.
01:00:26You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:34You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:38What is going on?
01:00:39He's the guy I married.
01:00:41Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:46I assumed you knew.
01:00:47No!
01:00:48Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:50Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:52And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:55Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:57You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:58What?
01:00:58What date?
01:00:59I saw you guys last night.
01:01:01Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:01:02Jesus.
01:01:03You really think that little of me?
01:01:05Ollie, sweetie.
01:01:06I brought you some collagen water for your big shoe.
01:01:08There she is, Oliver's future wife.
01:01:12Your what?
01:01:14No, this is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:17Hold on.
01:01:18Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:21How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:24Wait, did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:30Oh my God.
01:01:32You did?
01:01:33Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:36Oliver?
01:01:41Do not touch me right now.
01:01:44You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:50I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:51Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:56I'm dating Elle.
01:01:58No.
01:01:59No, you're not.
01:02:00Not anymore.
01:02:02Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:05You're married?
01:02:08Ew.
01:02:09Screw this.
01:02:10I'm out of here.
01:02:12Great idea.
01:02:13I'm good.
01:02:13Elle.
01:02:14No.
01:02:22Okay, start talking.
01:02:24Because that was the NBA finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:29I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:33Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:35All right, ready?
01:02:36Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:39One, two, three.
01:02:40Beautiful.
01:02:41Nice job, you guys.
01:02:42Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:44She was photographing the Founders, wasn't she?
01:02:47I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:50But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:55I saw her on Pierce's calendar and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:59And I panicked, okay?
01:03:01I just...
01:03:02I wanted it.
01:03:04Holy shit.
01:03:05So it's true.
01:03:07You did steal his date.
01:03:08It was wrong, okay?
01:03:09Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:11I'm a CEO.
01:03:13I try to control everything.
01:03:14Understatement of the century.
01:03:16But...
01:03:17I don't know.
01:03:17With Elle, I...
01:03:20I'm different.
01:03:23Better.
01:03:25I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:28I'm...
01:03:29Go.
01:03:31Go and talk to her.
01:03:33Just stop being a control freak and just try being human.
01:03:41And I'll...
01:03:42I do love you, you know?
01:03:47You too.
01:03:54Elle!
01:03:56Elle!
01:03:57Elle!
01:03:57I do love you, you know?
01:04:13It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:18I searched for joy in my solo life and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:25I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:34Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:37But deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:41And so I knew it was time.
01:04:43Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:50Mom?
01:04:52Hi.
01:04:54Can I, um...
01:04:55Can I come home?
01:04:59I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:15Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Ms. L. Page ready?
01:05:18Yeah.
01:05:20Here's to hoping it works.
01:05:31This is the last one.
01:05:33We're ready to take these to the truck, miss.
01:05:37Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:39So, you again.
01:05:40I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:44Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:46I know who he is.
01:05:49He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:53Yeah.
01:05:59El, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:06:03Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:06:06Selfish.
01:06:07But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30
01:06:13gala.
01:06:13Even though I never talked to you, you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:18I envied you immensely.
01:06:21So, when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole his date.
01:06:27I couldn't help myself.
01:06:29I know we're different, though.
01:06:31But I will make this work.
01:06:34Anyway.
01:06:34Any day.
01:06:36But I leave it up to you.
01:06:39We can get a divorce.
01:06:41The papers are included here.
01:06:45Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:47It's just about ready now.
01:06:49Where we'll watch the clippers and we'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:53I want you here, El.
01:06:55Please say yes.
01:06:57We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:59Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:11House looks nice.
01:07:15It's all the swing.
01:07:20You came.
01:07:22Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:26Cheesy.
01:07:27Or, like, too much.
01:07:30No.
01:07:32Hell, I meant every word.
01:07:34I am so sorry.
01:07:37You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:40I get that.
01:07:43You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:47But, then again, I guess I've caught him in my need.
01:07:52About what?
01:07:56I never told you.
01:08:00I love you.
01:08:02Over.
01:08:07I love you, too.
01:08:10I know.
01:08:39The rest of the year
01:08:40Flew by
01:08:41I moved into our house
01:08:46Okay, okay
01:08:50Our love for the Clippers is still going strong
01:08:53Maybe too strong sometimes
01:08:58And no matter how busy Oliver is with work
01:09:01We always do a date night a week
01:09:04No exceptions
01:09:07And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding
01:09:11A day after my birthday
01:09:13We renewed our vows
01:09:15I do
01:09:17I do
01:09:18You may now just try
01:09:20Not all love stories start off in disaster
01:09:25But now I was sure we'd last
01:09:29We found love in a hopeless place after all
01:09:41We'll see you next week
01:09:44We'll see you next time
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