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Celebrity Gogglebox - Season 7 Episode 100 -
(special) Celebrity Gogglebox for SU2C 2025
(special) Celebrity Gogglebox for SU2C 2025
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00:00Thank you to Davina and thank you to everyone at Addenbrooke's Hospital for sharing their experiences tonight.
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00:36So, £20 becomes £25, £40 instantly becomes £50.
00:41And when thousands of us do it together, that adds up to millions for life-saving research helping more people stand up to cancer.
00:48Now, last night, Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling How Long-a-thon, singing the same song on loop for 24 hours.
00:56Just over an hour ago, they set off for our Stratford Studios, still singing.
01:00We can check in with Lee Francis, who is with them right now.
01:04Lee, how's it going?
01:08It's going very well. We're having a good time. Yes!
01:10CHEERING
01:10Are you sick of the song yet?
01:19How long has this been going on?
01:22Yeah, I've been singing the song, yes. I'm singing How Long Has This Been Going On?
01:26Start the challenge.
01:28How long has this been going on?
01:29Good luck, Lee. Please get them here in one piece. We'll see you in a little bit.
01:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:36We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick,
01:44lighting up our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester.
01:47We will see you in...
01:49..soon.
01:51..after Celebrity Gogglebox.
01:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:55This is no eerder than watching celebrities watch celebrities.
02:02Nope.
02:04Yeah, no eerder.
02:05Totally normal.
02:06Gogglebox for Stand Up To Cancer.
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02:14In Newport, there's a spicy scene on telly.
02:24Oh, great.
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02:28You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:35Holy night
02:38All is calm
02:43All is bright
02:48Round young age
02:52Oh, I was harmonising, but did you just not know the words?
02:55No.
02:55LAUGHTER
02:56Her flabbers have been gasted.
03:04You want some of this?
03:06Oh, that is.
03:07Look out.
03:08No, Steve.
03:09Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
03:12The gravy.
03:13LAUGHTER
03:13Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Do you like this music?
03:17No, not particularly.
03:18So suck on that.
03:20Oh, wow.
03:21He's been a bad boy.
03:23Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:25Not a chance, Julie.
03:26Oh!
03:27Yes, look at that.
03:29He's had an absolute feast.
03:30LAUGHTER
03:31Whoa!
03:33For a banana?
03:34This is insane.
03:36Well, thank God that's over.
03:37I've got to take one.
03:38It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
03:41LAUGHTER
03:42That's very modern, isn't it?
03:44Nothing, no-one saw that coming.
03:45No.
03:46In the week they put out another final episode of Neighbours,
03:50we enjoyed lots of great telly.
03:53It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
03:57It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy.
04:00Ah!
04:01Good to see you, Mel.
04:02Oh, wait, it's Mel.
04:03Great.
04:05Melon Sue.
04:06That's that.
04:07Yep.
04:08That's her last name?
04:09Melon Sue.
04:10Melon Sue.
04:11Melon Sue.
04:12First name, Melon.
04:15Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney+.
04:18The hills are alive with the sound of music.
04:25I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
04:28Yeah, I know.
04:29That's why you're with me.
04:30You love the British.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Like Mary Poppins.
04:34Maybe that's it.
04:34Well, she was Mary Poppins.
04:36Yeah, I know.
04:36That's what I'm saying.
04:38Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
04:41Yes.
04:41Yes.
04:42Great.
04:42Perfect.
04:43I'll take it.
04:45When you wear a smock, it's my favorite.
04:48Every Tuesday then.
04:50And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
04:54Guess what else is in this salad?
04:56It's literally your favorite salad of all time.
04:58Beets, black olives.
05:00How do you say it?
05:01Beetroot.
05:02Beetroot.
05:03Beetroot.
05:04I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
05:07I love mocking.
05:08The pronunciation, maybe.
05:09Beetroot.
05:10Beetroot.
05:11What do you say?
05:13Well, I might say beetroot.
05:16But there's not two T's.
05:18Beetroot.
05:18I sort of tie the T and the R together.
05:21Beetroot.
05:22So you're wrong?
05:23Probably.
05:24I love beetroot.
05:25I love beetroot.
05:33You like a longer one, though, don't you?
05:36Well, it's like a finger.
05:37It's harder to do with a short, fat one.
05:39The tenants.
05:40Do you know, it is something, though, I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
05:43Oh, come on, Georgia.
05:44It's Christmas.
05:44I know.
05:45We're very busy.
05:46Well, you're not.
05:48Well, because I've done everything.
05:49So you could make that your job, your one Christmas job.
05:52Are you saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas?
05:55Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
05:56Is that not clear?
05:57You can do Pigs in Blankets.
06:01I'll do everything else.
06:02On Tuesday night, Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
06:08Do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it for, like, to keep your mind sharp?
06:12I occasionally do, like, I like sort of brain teasers.
06:17What would be your area of speciality?
06:19Rubik's Cube.
06:20Are you 1% of the country?
06:22Are you top 1%?
06:23I used to be.
06:24Before I had our multiple children.
06:26What would be your best round?
06:27Music, probably.
06:29I don't know.
06:3080s, 70s music.
06:32How old do you think I am?
06:33I genuinely don't know anymore.
06:34I know.
06:35Keeps changing.
06:36It does keep changing.
06:37That's how age works.
06:38See, I don't understand numbers.
06:43All right, let's go.
06:44We're definitely at 1%.
06:45Yeah, totally.
06:46I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
06:49Oh, no.
06:50Classes for the 1% to have a rollover.
06:53Hoping to win tonight are our 100 players.
06:55Awful suit he's wearing, man.
06:57Lee Mack, would you?
06:58Oh, yeah, he's got a looking hat about him.
07:00OK, it's time for our first question.
07:02Bit of shorts from you, be nice.
07:04No shouting out.
07:05Just so that I can do my own workings out.
07:08So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
07:11So 90% of the UK population would get this right.
07:14So we should get this.
07:15So we should get this.
07:15Are you backing yourself?
07:16Yeah.
07:17Ellie, you'll be all right.
07:18Even thickers get this one right.
07:19Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
07:22OK.
07:22I'm out.
07:24She is looking for someone with dark hair who doesn't wear glasses
07:27and is not clean shaven.
07:29Who does she pick?
07:30Is that literally the question?
07:32First of all, Marissa got problems.
07:34Is Marissa going dating or playing Guess Who?
07:38Who?
07:38Oh, it's E.
07:39Yeah.
07:40OK, so...
07:40A.
07:41D.
07:42Oh, it's not clean shaven.
07:43A. Oh, my God, I'm out already.
07:44A.
07:44You out.
07:45All right.
07:46I thought it was his please shaven.
07:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:49You don't...
07:50I have time.
07:50I know there's a time, but what happens when you fill out the circle...
07:53No, I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:54You can't, like, X out the circle.
07:55I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:56I would still be thinking.
07:57No, I think it's the first answer.
07:57You're out.
07:58Right, let's see whose lights stay on and are still in the game
08:00and how many people are out.
08:01Who got it wrong?
08:02Nobody can be out on this.
08:03Oh, there will be.
08:04There'll be some.
08:05You'd be blue-lighted.
08:11So, how are they out?
08:12It's A, B has glasses, C has blonde hair, and D is clean-shaven.
08:17But B looks quite like me.
08:19Next.
08:20Easy, that.
08:20I hope they're going to get harder.
08:22To be fair, if I was on a dating app,
08:23I would be looking for someone different to you,
08:24not the same as you.
08:25I've already got you.
08:26I'd be looking for, like, an alt.
08:28What, are you looking for an extra?
08:29OK, let's move on to the 35% question.
08:31Ooh, 35%.
08:32Only 35% of the country would get this.
08:35This is where he usually boils it up.
08:36What word replaces the question mark to complete this common phrase?
08:41What?
08:41Oh, it's you!
08:43Bold, amphosand, question mark.
08:46Head and shoulders.
08:47Head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
08:49Head and shoulders.
08:49Oh, I didn't even see that bit.
08:53This is going to be an English thing.
08:55I don't, or a British thing.
08:57I won't.
08:57Head and balls, no.
08:59Head and balls?
09:00Head and shoulders above the rest.
09:02Above, well, head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
09:04Everyone else?
09:05On everyone else?
09:06Head and shoulders above everyone else!
09:08Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:10Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:12That's not even a British saying.
09:16Oh, shut up. Why did you say it?
09:20Above everyone else.
09:21We are getting close to the end, and it's now time for the 15% question.
09:26Right, my time to start in.
09:2815%, right, we've held out every other percentage,
09:32so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
09:34Look at the image to the right.
09:36Yes. Right.
09:37Oh, that's all right, then.
09:39I've watched enough Bullseye, I should get this right.
09:41If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points, 3 o'clock is worth 26 points...
09:46Right.
09:47..and 6 o'clock is worth 23 points...
09:49Oh, God.
09:50..how many points is 12 o'clock worth?
09:53I don't understand what that means.
09:55I don't understand what that means.
09:56Did you times it by something?
09:579 o'clock is 31.
09:59That's crazy, that's a good question.
10:019 o'clock is worth 31 points.
10:02He's in your head.
10:03I can't do it in my head.
10:0440.
10:05That's 40.
10:0720 points.
10:0712 o'clock would be at the top.
10:11What was it worth, baby?
10:13Quincy's didn't worth it.
10:15You're asking me to give you the answer when I don't know the answer.
10:189 o'clock.
10:19I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:22HE LAUGHS
10:23Let's have a look at the answer.
10:25It's 40.
10:25The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:2940?
10:31Shit, a brick.
10:32There is no hands on that.
10:33I still don't fucking understand what the answer is.
10:36The sum and the answer, I still don't understand.
10:38I hate the 1% club.
10:40That's a fucking super game.
10:41After whittling down the contestants here in the studio,
10:44we are left with the 1% question.
10:46OK, here we go.
10:47Yes. Whoa.
10:481%.
10:49I can't fall at this now.
10:51Good luck.
10:52This is your 1% question.
10:55I've never, ever got a 1% question right.
10:59Tonight's tonight.
10:59I can feel it in my water.
11:01Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:05Classes! Classes! Quickly!
11:06What a name.
11:07What a fucking name.
11:08If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number,
11:13what are the final four?
11:14Er... Oh, God.
11:16I don't even understand the question.
11:18What?
11:19Four.
11:19Oh...
11:20It's the last...
11:21It's the last four out of head,
11:23so wherever head is in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
11:26So it's...
11:27A, B, C, D, E...
11:28Shut up, Giles.
11:29...5 is E.
11:30So it's 8...
11:335...
11:34A, B, C, D, E...
11:37A, B, C, D...
11:388, 5, 1...
11:39Can you shut up, please?
11:408, 5, 1, 4.
11:438, 5, 1, 4.
11:45It's a...
11:46It's a...
11:47It's a...
11:48It's...
11:48Erm...
11:49Alphabetical numbering.
11:508, 5, 1, 4.
11:53This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:548, 5...
11:561...
11:563.
11:57OK, your time's up.
11:571, 3.
11:598, 5, 1, 3.
12:008, 5, 1, 3.
12:028, 5, 1, 3.
12:03I've got it.
12:04Have you?
12:04I've got it.
12:058, 5, 1, 3.
12:088, 5, 1, 4.
12:09Oh!
12:10Oh, you were...
12:11No, I said 4.
12:12You never said 3.
12:138, 5, 1, 4, didn't I?
12:14Oh, well...
12:15I said 8, 5, 1, 4.
12:16You never said 8, 5, 1, 3.
12:18Oh, I love you so much.
12:20You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
12:22I can get some things right.
12:23Handsome and smart.
12:26Thanks, baby.
12:26You've never said that before in your life, and I appreciate it.
12:34Oh, of course I have.
12:35Oh, what do you know?
12:40And how did you do?
12:40I did fine.
12:44Out on the first question, I believe?
12:48Yeah, and subsequently got none of them right?
12:52Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
12:54Nailing it.
12:54That's fine.
12:55How did you know that there was something to do with a name?
12:57Because it's such a ludicrous name, there must be some reason why...
12:59That's quite judgmental and rude.
13:01Well, I mean, it's just, it's an odd name to put in the question.
13:04The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact that that must have something to do with the answer.
13:07All right, Columbo.
13:15We have.
13:16Who's seen this one?
13:17Gogglebox.
13:18Sponsored by 3.
13:20It really gets going in episode 2.
13:26The one on the left should get us on show.
13:30Give me a really nice baby hamper.
13:32Gogglebox.
13:33Sponsored by 3.
13:34In New York.
13:38I used to be really upset about our tree.
13:39Yeah, you got your way.
13:41We got a small tree.
13:42Hey, don't make it about me.
13:43Kieran and his wife, Jas.
13:46You want a small tree.
13:47I want a big tree.
13:47No.
13:48I sort of thought we compromised and then I got home and went,
13:50oh, this thing is tiny.
13:51But you were like, this is a good tree.
13:52I thought so.
13:53And then that guy kept cutting off the bottom while he was talking to us.
13:55I think he was distracted.
13:56It was, let me just do one more layer of branches.
13:59Yeah.
13:59I should have spoken up.
14:00You should have.
14:01You know what I keep thinking?
14:02Because I know it's only been two days.
14:03What?
14:04I keep thinking like when you're away or you're asleep,
14:06I'm going to go out and buy a new tree.
14:07We got another tree.
14:08Take down all the lights.
14:09I will notice.
14:10I don't know if you will.
14:13On Sunday night, there were more showbiz types hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
14:19This next one I know all about and you don't know anything because you're an American.
14:24So it's catchphrase.
14:25So this is supposed to, oh, do you know like what wheel of fortune?
14:28Yes.
14:28Where you spin a wheel and you solve the puzzle.
14:32Say no more.
14:33I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
14:36Maybe it's because I say it how I see it in life.
14:38Yeah, that's probably the reason.
14:40And I think you like it because it's simple.
14:45I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
14:47I don't, well, I've never seen catchphrase.
14:48Believe it.
14:49It's it but you see if you see it's it.
14:51It's it.
14:51It's it but you see if you see it's it.
14:53Welcome to a festive edition of celebrity catchphrase.
14:56Festive and celebrity.
14:59What's next?
15:00Let's not hold back.
15:01Let's get going.
15:02Are you ready at home?
15:04Super ready.
15:04Well, we'll try.
15:05We'll give that a try.
15:06Yeah, we're here but we're going to do it with you, Stephen.
15:08Come on.
15:08Here is your first catchphrase.
15:10Good luck.
15:11Oh, edge of your seat.
15:16So what am I supposed to do?
15:17What's the little phrase?
15:18Peace on air.
15:19World peace.
15:20Oh, that's it?
15:21This is the game?
15:22Yeah, world peace.
15:24Just say what you see.
15:25I've not a Twinkie and a rocket.
15:27What are we looking at?
15:28Just say what you see.
15:29Oh, I'm supposed to keep the word peace on the earth.
15:35Bill.
15:35Bill Bailey's got it.
15:36Bill Bailey's no, he's no slouch.
15:37He's got it.
15:38Christmas peace.
15:39Oh, it's not Christmas peace.
15:42Christmas peace.
15:43They must have took his brain out when they cut his hair off.
15:45He looks like Billy Joel now.
15:47That's who he looks like.
15:47Oh my God, he does look like Bill Bailey Joel.
15:50It's peace on earth.
15:51It's peace on earth.
15:52Oh.
15:53Of course she gets it.
15:55It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
15:57Oh my God.
15:57I'm it.
15:58Here's your next catchphrase.
16:00Georgia, this one's yours.
16:04Best sheep.
16:04Sheep necklace.
16:06What is happening here?
16:09Go to the tumble dryer.
16:11Oh, it might be a goat.
16:13Best in goat.
16:14Best in goat.
16:15Bill.
16:16Er, the greatest of all time.
16:19The goat.
16:20Yes, greatest of all time is correct.
16:21All right, Billy Joel.
16:23I don't get that.
16:24Nommi.
16:25I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
16:27Nommi.
16:28These catchphrases are all quite sort of...
16:30Well, for the youth.
16:31They're quite youth based.
16:32We're far too old for this.
16:33Well, you are.
16:34Here's your next one.
16:38Spring cleaning.
16:39Dusting.
16:39Dropping the spring.
16:40Dropping your dust.
16:41Back.
16:41Oh, I tell you what.
16:42There's nothing worse when this happens.
16:44What's Mr. Chips just done?
16:45Something horrifying.
16:46You know what the hell was that?
16:48What is he doing?
16:49I mean, he's chucking away his back.
16:50He's chucking his ass.
16:52Well, he's dusting and he's taking off his...
16:54Back?
16:56Dusty bam.
16:57No.
16:59What's he up to there?
17:02He threw his back out the door.
17:03Threw his back out.
17:04Threw his back out.
17:05Put his back out.
17:06Put his back out.
17:07Threw my back in.
17:08Oh, threw my back out.
17:09There we go.
17:10Out.
17:11No, no, Ian's better.
17:13Bill.
17:13He's put his back out.
17:15He certainly has.
17:16We got that one right.
17:17I got that.
17:18He put his back out.
17:19He put his back out.
17:20Nat's put his back out and he don't bloody shut up about it.
17:23And you will be taking...
17:24After all that, Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win £50,000.
17:29Bill, I really hope you do it.
17:31Yeah.
17:32Simple as that.
17:32Are you ready?
17:33I'm ready.
17:34Come on, Bill.
17:35Come on, Jane.
17:36Okay.
17:40Ooh.
17:40Gold celebrities.
17:42Pointing golden balls.
17:43Look at my balls.
17:46Golden Globes, red carpet.
17:48Says the actor.
17:50Couple of gold worlds.
17:51golden globe rewards pass reading the plot backwards follow the plot follow the plot yes yes
18:01plot oh plot twist oh unravel the plot twist oh right the plot thickens what thickens bill he's
18:11not gonna get a phd the plot spirals what's on the spiral bill come on bill but catchphrases
18:17the bot spirals complicated plot the plot turns into a spiral oh my god hill no he's put on the
18:23spot oh my god the plot thickens it's pass come on bill i'm not judging because i bet when you're
18:30there it's tough but bill is at this house party house party come on bill house party oh it's about
18:40time correct next number eight oh we're out of time oh no poor guy two thousand five hundred pounds
18:48oh bill is one listen bill sorry listen you've got nothing to apologize for you do no you should
18:53apologize well better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick isn't it i don't know on reflection
19:01that was quite painful to watch wasn't it what was this charity we never found out we didn't know that
19:05no hopefully it stand up to cancer this week we watched becca's story
19:16we have three children matthew's the eldest and then rebecca is the middle child and sophie the baby
19:23and call the measurements did that with the kids ah it was a little measuring post
19:29always got my nerves our nickname for becca as a small baby was smiler
19:35no that smells infectious she was probably about nine or ten and she watched this program about
19:47great mainstream and she just decided from that moment on that's what she wanted to become was a
19:52doctor oh god how amazing i think that nine years of age is saying you want to be a doctor that's
19:58that's dedication isn't it yes we were just so proud she loved being a doctor
20:08oh you would be proud wouldn't you yeah yeah so back in june 2023 she basically had gone out for
20:16a few drinks nothing crazy come home and um she basically couldn't go to the toilet so she went into
20:22a and e she noticed that her tummy was distended for a few days afterwards she spoke to her consultant
20:28and he said i'm gonna send you for a scan let's have a look boy jesus
20:37oh no god
20:50as parents do you try and do everything in your power to look after your child
21:05and you don't have any power over this do you i've got no control at all of you family shouldn't
21:11be having to go through this seeing your sister so weak and ill and then having to shave her hair
21:17off is is yeah heartbreaking oh god
21:30you had your hair off it's one of the worst bits yes
21:47oh no bloody hell becca
22:04there are no further children oh
22:09oh no there's no hope now
22:17when you're told there is no hope
22:24you've got nothing left to say
22:31i kind of sat on the edge of the bed and had her head just on my shoulder and i just kind of cuddled
22:35like that and uh matthew had got up i sat with her on the bed at that point and again she laying to my
22:46shoulder but then she came into this world and i held her and as she left as she left this world
22:56i don't know what i have to do
23:04oh my god
23:10it's not right but it's awfully sad no mother should bury her child no mother should bury her child
23:24oh oh god she didn't have long did she 30. it's so random and brutally unjust isn't it
23:42you raise your children you try and get them too quick and then you don't expect them to die in their 30s
23:55almost one in two of us will get cancer in our lifetime help us fight back to give 40 30 20 or
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24:41we've got that one little gogglebox set up right here and look who's joined with it's only really
24:49great goodness oh hello you were very good with your acting can i say so were you weren't we we were
24:56weren't we quite there it was amazing chemistry so national mascots are wonderful mascots we love
25:01that um but you've come here to support your mate your colleague i have little alex i have and it's
25:08it's tough for me because i've been on record for nearly 10 years now of saying i despise them
25:14and i do i do
25:18but even you still got a night like this and you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do
25:23so for 24 hours already they have been singing the same song this is alex horn and the horn section
25:30we join them live
25:40how do you think he's looking nice i think he looks close to tears
25:45that's everything i could have wanted and more he's doing a wonderful thing for a
25:50wonderful cause and also he looks like he's going to cry it's the three things i hope for claire
25:56and the trouble is like he really does love his music and he may never ever want to play an
26:00instrument or sing again oh i think he's i think he's learned a lesson here
26:05i think he's a very valuable one of his ideas they don't work over a 24-hour period
26:11but i mean what what an effort from the boy and from the from the rest of the band it's incredible
26:16isn't it i i honestly think you know this is the the music marathon we never knew we needed and you can
26:22follow it look at them look i'm sorry look how broken they are they're on their way back to the studio
26:29here we will be seeing them later and we will join you again after celebrity
26:40this bit will blow your wear
26:44he's the same age as me gogglebox sponsored by three
26:48in southwest london think of any word and on the count of three we're going to both say the
26:58words that i think you're thinking of at the same time one two three jumper how did you do that
27:05do you want to do it again good friends nick and joe on the count three again yeah you ready one two
27:11three cup no way i know how are you doing that i don't know it's because i looked at the
27:18the cup wasn't it no do you want the third one last one last one last one go like completely rogue
27:26uh think of a country no that's too obvious oh okay all right okay go for it we'll go you've got
27:31a country i've got a country yeah it's rogue okay no more clues right here we go i'm gonna close my eyes
27:38okay ready yeah one two three this week netflix was prepping for a right royal christmas megan's back
27:50jane i know she's sort of getting ready for like kind of a mate coming round and she'll just sort of
27:57make sort of like a quiche and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat but it's just
28:04sort of nice it's just nice to watch and look at it's very comforting you had me at quiche oh this
28:09one's kind of pretty it has a great shape i think this is the one it's a great tree you didn't like
28:18the fact that we were out in the rain picking our christmas trees the misery added to the christmas
28:24chair when i string the lights on a tree i do inside so it's lit from within and on the border right on the
28:30outside sure you do for me i light start the front of the branch tie back forth back forth back forth
28:38all the way to the top do you know i do when i'm putting the lights on leave it to pay yeah
28:43and the same with ornaments you want to find the placement for them where they're going to find
28:47their light can one year can i do it sure you know i'm going to die before you you can do it then
28:52true yeah deal with my next husband that's a fun thought how long do you think i'll be in the grave
29:03before you remarry couple weeks yeah i knew it was going to be fast the kids will just start calling
29:08him dad yeah i don't know what megan can teach i'm here to find out what megan can teach me is she
29:19actually doing this though well i think that was it like blue peter i think they go here's one
29:23we made earlier there must be an element of like we've prepped a lot of this
29:32festive wrapping festive wrapping i need to know how to do this oh somebody at the door
29:38someone's do our wrapping for megan oh my god can you imagine
29:41i love having tone on tone tone on tone don't we all i love having tune on tune as well as a wax seal
29:51oh wax seal why don't we when we thought about wax we should you know just get a wax we should get a
29:57family seal roll crest about as well charles will be looking for that it's the tiniest detail that
30:04suddenly feels elevated oh i bet that's for camilla that it's about listen hard and gift sets yeah
30:12probably a pumice stone yeah i can't wait for our last guest welcoming tom colicchio
30:19oh now usually everyone that comes around she's worked with on suits right so she just goes through
30:27the cast she's pretty all the crew a bit like my podcast yeah yeah yeah all the traitors
30:33hello there he is oh she's just had a big smelly mouth full of food and now colinchio's here i'm
30:41very excited you're here we're gonna have some fun today i want to hear about some of your family
30:46recipes and traditions and all that jazz there was always this beet salad beets is that right
30:51beetroot oh every christmas what do i say to you every christmas i could murder a beet salad every
30:57christmas it was beets and then it was a mixture of red onion celery artichoke hearts okay yeah can i
31:05tell you why i'm chuckling why are you chuckling megan why is it funny so if i gave you the top things
31:11that my husband hates oh beats he would call them beetroot as they say in england what he doesn't
31:16like beetroot he does not like beetroot as prince harry okay so can i show you one of my family
31:21favorites now yeah go on what we're going to have is a fallout
31:24you're making gumbo right yes indeed oh gumbo that's very like soul foody so my mom's family
31:32is from tennessee like around chattanooga isn't there a song mary called chattanooga choo-choo
31:40would you like to sing it for me no i'd rather get a knife and stab you oh that's not very christmasy
31:45man it smells like christmas now hi guys there he is oh there he is oh he's here oh my god he's
31:55made an appearance oh my god he's holding on to his friend i was like i learned he smells gumbo
32:03i smell gumbo stop it what do i need to do the voice gumbo for me is like one of my favorites
32:10especially her mom's course he says that you know especially her mom's because it's really
32:15the only relative that we've got left it is delicious i'm not so sure it's as good as your
32:21mom's but it's certainly close wow oh oh this is the most he's ever been in it is it yeah it's
32:29normally a sort of flyby i think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo yeah he did he smelt it
32:35hmm i smelt the gumbo he said who has the time megan because she's only got two kids
32:49already becoming snobby with three when we had to we would have been able to do this all the time in
32:55the world try having three stupid lazy
32:58this week we watch matthew's story
33:10my name is matthew starkey he's handsome he's an handsome lad growing up i would have been big
33:15into football and sport has always been a big part of my life i would go to the gym
33:19walk play football with friends she's a normal dude in he mm-hmm i met carrie and through a date
33:25nap it was during covet we met in a car park for a socially distanced walk
33:33i think that's very romantic right yeah matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful and
33:40that's what i was ever looking for in somebody sweet oh they look a good match don't they
33:46oh he noticed a swelling in his leg oh no put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s and
33:57you would think that wouldn't you yeah and i basically started to lose control of my right leg
34:03my leg buckled underneath me and i sort of fell to the ground oh my god i went to the hospital got the
34:10scan and i could tell the doctors and nurses were looking at me a little bit differently oh you don't
34:14want that that's not a good sign is it got a call and was like can you come in like the doctors want
34:19to speak to you and i was just like right okay so the alarm bells were ringing yeah um gave us thor's juice
34:31oh god
34:31what was in his brain i have basically a brain tumor but it's growing on my spinal cord as the primary spot
34:46two years to live
34:57as the diagnosis got more and more assessed the timeline became less oh and they'd
35:04talked about a year instead of two years oh so it was a big sort of shock
35:09getting that kind of news at 32 years old it's so sick because your loved ones are just your absolute world aren't they
35:21matthew was like well we want to get married we want to do this and he was just like do it all
35:26now because you don't know what's ahead of you do not fair play to matthew for still being in like high
35:34spirits do you know what i mean and wanting to like marry carrie the rushing to condense all the
35:39life plans down into a short time now aren't they yeah you're right oh wow i imagine it was a very
35:53emotional day good glad you made it to the wedding it was just a day of positive love the energy in
36:06the room i just kept saying if you could bottle this up you could sell it for millions that would
36:11have been a bit of sweet affair in it yeah it just was a day of celebration so i'd like to start the
36:16speech by raising the toast to my new wife carrie oh thank you for showing me what unconditional love
36:24is and thank you for just being you look at the way she looks i don't know how long i have but i would
36:38just like to get back home and just start married life with carrie in our house and just get through
36:43it together live life together as long as you can oh god oh no oh no don't tell me
36:59six weeks oh my
37:01six weeks oh my god at least he got his time with that didn't he he'd had a married man yeah i'm so
37:16glad you've managed to find love and they got to celebrate each other
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38:24in hampshire what do you want for christmas i would like pajamas because i'm full of fun these
38:30these days yeah josh and his wife tamsin you used to do this really annoying thing
38:37which for the month leading up to christmas just buy everything that you wanted because it was all
38:41on sale i know but you're also like oh i'm coming to the end of the year what do i want oh i'll just
38:45get it all myself and i'll see all these packages being like oh that's what i was gonna get oh that's
38:49what i was gonna get you because i also look at see all the things you might need and then i just
38:53have nothing lucky for you i didn't buy anything for myself this year no because i'm not buying
38:58things anymore that's my new thing so i'll give your pajamas away no the pajamas i do need
39:04on tuesday night james may was fiddling about in his man cave again on discovery plus
39:13chin chin there it is cheers you like parching in your shared mind don't you yeah
39:18i think every man likes pop in the name like that you ought to put your bed out there oh you'd love
39:25that wouldn't you shed load of ideas i'd appreciate that title yeah i used to have a shed in the house
39:34that we were at and i used to love it when it rained because i'd go and make a cup of tea and sit in it
39:39and then go outside sit in the shed with the door like half oh that's nice the sound of rainbow
39:44it's gorgeous and just be like oh this is nice yeah i love it when it rains outside then my wife
39:48would come and be like what you're doing what you're doing just seven five minutes it's not easy
39:52running a pub you know what with business rates the cost of thatching he runs a pub as well oh yeah
39:58he does he owns the pub don't they oh they're all on pubs don't they and on top of all that i have to
40:03think about choosing the right flavor of crisps oh poor james he's got to think about the right flavor
40:09of crisps prawn cocktail me yeah that's good i love prawn cocktail yeah roast chicken snack
40:16roast chicken crisps yeah we love the crisps but we have identified a problem there's none in there
40:22yeah he's just all full of air you're basically buying air but what if you get halfway down the
40:26bag and then you suddenly think you know i fancy salt and vinegar this is this is a major problem in
40:33the uk isn't it oh no no you don't want to do like a multi-crisp within a bag situation this is your
40:38idea of hell isn't it oh my god this is awful mixing your flavors me and ben like doing this
40:42if we're having you know a bit of a crisp night we will open a bag of salt and vinegar and cheese
40:48and onion to counteract the acidity of the salt and vinegar who has a crisp night you have rather
40:56than a packet of crisps a bowl of completely plain crisps uh-huh so what's he gonna do so you picked
41:02a crisp up and you think i think i'll have salt and vinegar for this one you spray it on
41:07oh james right no so now he's got a soggy crisp yeah oh stop it i don't hate it
41:16i don't hate it every crisp could be different i don't trust the british public to do anything
41:21someone's going to like pick up a bottle of window lean and spray the crystal
41:26let me talk to you a bit about some of the flavors i was imagining spam spam what spam luncheon meat
41:34right i had spam all the day after you've done my nails did you yeah i nearly got a spam and egg
41:40salad this morning but i got a full english instead anchovies anchovy crisps fuck off spam and anchovy
41:48no one is buying that james may you're you're creating problems not solutions to them right
41:52there's the cubed spam you've added some more oil into there i have yes are they going to be making
41:58the crisps in front of our eyes right now he's going to change it into so it can be in one of
42:03those atomizers that's his ultimate goal i was always like liquid spam i guess so is it worth
42:09sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well too oh yes oh no you're adding salt to spam and anchovies i
42:16mean that's two quite salty products to spray on us already salted crisp spam and anchovy crisp for the
42:23first time in the history of humanity it'll be the last time james is this what men do in man caves no
42:37and and he's going to say it's delicious isn't he just because he has to
42:41it works so he doesn't say that it's good he just says it works works look it tastes of it works
42:52the crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me i mean it makes me hungry for some crisps
43:00no it very much solidifies my don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth
43:03store here first and last and never again i think he really thinks it's going to sweep the
43:12nation spraying your crisps
43:17in wiltshire you do crack in ireland but in english we have a sense of humor and one of the things we
43:24like to do is to do teasing giles and his wife mary teasing i don't want you to touch me i want nothing
43:32further to do with you i'm going to catch a taxi back to london now stop it christmas spirit it's
43:40not this is christmas spirit stop it
43:45it's the christmas spirit mary i don't want you to tell me that the ding dong merrily on high
43:52this week an all-time classic had us in the mood for a festive sing-song on disney plus
43:58boom that is drop of bailey's sound of music what a combo what a combo never seen it really yeah
44:10what's it about bob nom actually rich tea screw that yeah rich tea classic what i do know is it judy
44:16andrews julie and that julie and julie and julie were in this
44:29lodgers and hamsterers
44:34this is my favorite film of all time nutty yes you're very sentimental just have to think of it
44:40yes just have to think it's set you off hasn't it mary yes it reminds me of when people were nice
44:48steady steady nutty steady what you have you remember when the average person was really nice
44:54but they're still nice mary they're all watching video nasties now they're not all watching
45:00right she gets top belly yeah she does well she should she should
45:12i've never seen this that's insane oh no it's just joyous
45:17oh spin spin julie
45:29could you not i don't know that i can resist right with songs they have sung for a thousand years
45:38i hate musicals do you know there's your favorite thing there's singing kids
45:51oh god okay when that happens i have to leave
45:59i literally can't watch this without smiling no it's a very very fun film i think i might make all
46:04our children's clothes out of our curtains
46:18all right they don't make films like this anymore thank god for that later after maria had met the
46:24the von trapp kids
46:26lisa
46:28frederick
46:29louisa
46:31pedro
46:33die
46:35we found ourselves at a fancy party
46:40he looks a bit like david cameron ladies and gentlemen
46:43are the elegance and the days before junk food everyone slim and exquisite
46:50the children of captain von trapp wish to say good night to you
46:53oh how charming oh i like this one oh i know this is where they come down the stairs yeah yeah
47:01oh what is this surprise
47:06oh great time for the children to perform does it turn out that the one in the middle is actually
47:12their mother that would be the eastenders version there's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in
47:19the hall and the bells in the steeple tomb and up in the nursery an absurd little bird is popping out
47:28to say
47:30are you so moved poor kids
47:32coo-coo
47:33coo-coo
47:35coo-coo
47:37coo-coo
47:38coo-coo
47:40you'll recognize this here we go so long farewell
47:48i'll read and say goodbye i hate to go and leave this pretty side
48:00each one goes oh i see
48:07to you and you and you okay you knew that part yeah
48:10who are they saying goodbye to just the adults this is the kind of you pull when you don't
48:18want to go to bed yeah to get another 10 minutes yeah it's burst into song and dance
48:24so long farewell i'll be the same goodbye just go to sleep and leave a sigh and say goodbye
48:35wow you had a beautiful high note there so long so long goodbye i can't i'm gonna get a snack
48:43a snack this is the best bit though oh the sun has gone she's scratching her ass up the stairs oh my
48:56god now the little one's singing yeah but she's really cute yeah that helps
49:00isn't that lovely oh mercifully please tell me there's not more okay no more kids right
49:13i'm glad jimmy's not watched this because you know what'll be coming next don't you oh god yeah
49:17full performance every night yeah up and down the stairs like a yo-yo it's bad enough as it is
49:24giving it cuckoo go to bed
49:30in devon things are getting a little tense
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