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Khloe Kardashian Fights Kourtney Kardashian & Drags Tristan Thompson & Scott Disick - KUWTK Recap
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00:00You're the positive one. We need you.
00:03Okay, now you're trying to lick my...
00:04Wow.
00:06Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian get into multiple fights
00:09to the point Tristan Thompson and Scott Disick have to get involved
00:13and it's still not enough to entertain me.
00:17Hey guys, it's Ali for Hollywood Life with your weekly dash cap
00:20and while there's a lot of arguing in this episode, it was still pretty dry.
00:24So let's start with Kylie and Kendall quickly because they made a brief cameo
00:28during which they basically ignore their mom on their dinner date.
00:30I went to this 2000s party last night. It was so fun to dress up for.
00:34Like everyone was dressing up.
00:36In the 2000s? It's still the 2000s.
00:39In your video, I was like, ooh, I thought it was bomb.
00:42This dinner sucks.
00:43But then in the photos, you just...
00:43No one's talking to me.
00:44It looks...
00:45I could have a conversation with myself.
00:47How are you?
00:48Hair looks so op-o taco, but we've already had this conversation.
00:52I know.
00:53You know the episode is going downhill when Kris can't even get
00:56the two biggest stars to focus on her for a moment.
00:59However, there is a super sweet moment in which Kylie and Kendall reveal
01:01they want to help their mom take care of Grandma MJ whenever needed.
01:05It seems like Kris's mom has been struggling a bit
01:07and the sisters want to do their part and it's really touching.
01:10But alright, to the main storyline of the episode,
01:12Kourtney and Khloe fighting non-stop.
01:15The Kardashians' trip to Bali was filled with bickering
01:17after Kourtney wouldn't stop complaining about her assistant's
01:20less than ideal organizational skills.
01:22I'm going to have a talk with my assistant when I get back
01:26to clean out all my little bags, especially for traveling.
01:30She has an inventory list of what goes in each one of my bags.
01:34I just want to tell you what's in here.
01:36Okay.
01:37Five lip liners, all basically the same.
01:43Six lip glosses, basically the same.
01:46Three Penelope pink lipsticks.
01:49Oh my god, I'm exhausted and I don't understand
01:52what Kourtney is talking about.
01:53Scott is me throughout the entire episode.
01:55Anyway, later on, Kourt suddenly pisses Khloe off
01:58saying she should have napped on the flight
02:00and Coco goes loco.
02:01I'm more like chill and so I think when you...
02:05Are you on crack but you're chill?
02:07Did you not hear the speech on the private plane?
02:09The bitch complains for hours!
02:11I think it's been a long travel day.
02:13You're critical.
02:14Okay.
02:14But don't...
02:15You're telling me that I'm critical
02:17because I asked not just to be lied to about my daughter.
02:21If you get lied to about the weather,
02:23you throw a fit.
02:25God forbid it was about your child.
02:27Okay.
02:28No, you're just like...
02:29Honestly though, like...
02:31Okay, then it was a misunderstanding.
02:32So get out of my business then.
02:35I help you with your kids.
02:36I do this and that.
02:37I don't have to do shit.
02:39I don't even have to be here.
02:40You're just so...
02:41Like, you're telling me I'm critical?
02:43Look in the f***ing mirror.
02:46I miss this.
02:48Chloe is so mad throughout the trip
02:49she drives a beach buggy into a tree.
02:52Chloe even decides to FaceTime her baby daddy,
02:54Tristan Thompson,
02:55and vent her frustrations about Courtney.
02:57I don't know.
02:58Courtney and I have been...
02:59Like, I have no tolerance for Courtney.
03:01I'm just trying to ignore her.
03:03I'm sorry,
03:04but if I'm on this pirate ship slash yacht,
03:07whatever,
03:07I'm either reenacting Leo's scene from the Titanic,
03:10drinking all the rum like Jack Sparrow,
03:11or doing backflips off the boat.
03:13What I'm not doing is FaceTiming lying,
03:16cheating ass...
03:16You know what?
03:17Save my rant for when Jordan Wood saga rolls out.
03:20Moving on to Courtney and Chloe butting heads yet again.
03:23I don't even know if it's worth showing another clip of them
03:25at this point,
03:26so I will let Nick decide.
03:29You're a glitter s***er.
03:30When you have glitter tears,
03:32it's nearly a problem.
03:33Glitter tears?
03:34Glitter tears?
03:38Chloe feels like you've got your feelings with her.
03:40You're right.
03:41The way that you were talking was definitely insane.
03:45Chloe and Courtney take a nice walk on the beach
03:48and hear each other out,
03:49although there still seems to be some tension.
03:51What'd you say?
03:52I'm not paying attention.
03:55That's my biggest thing is you're not paying attention.
03:58I feel like you just do things so mindlessly,
04:01not in a malicious way.
04:02I just think you're always on to the next thing.
04:05Do you know what I mean?
04:05Yeah.
04:06No, if I need to do something,
04:07I need to focus on that.
04:09I definitely want to be present.
04:12I appreciate your helping to raise everyone's kids.
04:16I think it's a nice thing to have multiple opinions
04:18if it's said in the right way.
04:20Like you said,
04:21it's not what you say,
04:22it's how you say it.
04:23Well, I'm sorry about my tone
04:24and I'll definitely work on that.
04:26Sorry there wasn't much to recap about.
04:27I feel like maybe it's so dry
04:29because we know it's coming.
04:30Perhaps Kanye will get into a feud
04:31with the Easter Bunny next week
04:33and we can recap that.
04:34But for now,
04:34hit the sub, like, and bell,
04:35but don't forget to watch Keeping Up
04:37Sunday nights only on E!
04:38and follow me on social media at Ali Stagnita.
04:40Bye, guys.
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