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Tristan Talks Khloe Kardashian Proposal Before Cheating Scandal - KUWTK Recap | Hollywoodlife
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00:00Why are you staring at me like that?
00:03Yo, what the fuck you want?
00:05Kim Kardashian becomes a demon
00:07and destroys Kourtney and Khloe's self-esteem.
00:10Tristan Thompson hints at proposing to Coco,
00:12plus Kanye and Kourt share their love for,
00:15well, we'll just let them tell you.
00:18Hey guys, it's Ali for Hollywood Life
00:20with your weekly dash cap,
00:21and this episode had little tea but a ton of shade.
00:25Starting with Scott,
00:26who decides to prank Kourtney over the phone.
00:29See you.
00:32I'm at Sherman Oaks at this holistic doctor
00:34that's supposedly like number one
00:37at all diets all around the world.
00:40Oh, good.
00:41He's from Thailand and says that he's got something
00:44that nobody else has heard of.
00:48Like?
00:53No, honestly, he's got cat urine.
00:55Pick me up a bottle.
00:57I will, I will.
00:57It's expensive, so I'll take care of it.
00:59Okay, thank you.
01:00Ew, but Kourt's basically like,
01:03if it's gluten-free, it's good for me.
01:05Anyway, this episode is mainly about Kim's trip to Japan
01:09to promote Kanye's new Yeezy collection.
01:11However, right before Kim and her sisters head out,
01:14Kourt and Ye bond over their love for, well,
01:17Do you like a gay boy?
01:18We'll get you some porn.
01:18Japanese porn?
01:19Yep.
01:20I actually like Japanese porn.
01:21What a nice family bondage moment.
01:23I mean, bonding.
01:24Bonding.
01:25But okay, Kim Yee's paparazzi runway concept
01:28is actually pretty dope,
01:29and it's interesting to see how quickly Kim is going in
01:32and out of buildings to change outfits.
01:34She's basically the Clark Kent of fashion,
01:36but instead of going in and out of phone booths
01:38to slay villains, she's just slaying.
01:41Also, shout out to Marcus Hyde.
01:42We see you, buddy.
01:43But all right, while Kim's breaking necks in Japan,
01:45another Superman reference,
01:47she's also breaking her sister's self-esteem
01:50by going in on their fashion set.
01:52My sisters look so crazy.
01:56Like, it's actually embarrassing.
01:58Kourtney with the Japanese-inspired outfits,
02:01and Khloe's wearing silver sequins,
02:04turquoise eyeshadow, huge chandelier earrings.
02:07They're just, like, completely clashing
02:09and just making my outfit look really bad,
02:12and they're ruining everything.
02:14I can't even eat dinner
02:15because I'm so disgusted with my sister's crazy outfits
02:18that completely don't go with my look.
02:20Like, I can't take it.
02:23If you're not matching, you're clashing.
02:25Wise words from yours truly.
02:27Anyway, Kim K continues to slam her sister's looks
02:30and starts calling them clowns.
02:32So I got to be real with you guys.
02:34You look like f***ing clowns.
02:36Oh, I'm not f***ing kidding.
02:39This is not, like, a tourist thing
02:42where it's, like, it's Halloween,
02:43dress up like a f***ing Japanese geisha,
02:46unless we're at a geisha house.
02:48Well, you look like you just won the Tour de France,
02:50and you're cycling around town.
02:53You'd think Kim would eventually stop dissing Kourtney,
02:55but nope, she continues to go after her.
02:58You look like f***ing grandma, 100%.
03:03Like, you don't look anything special.
03:05Like, you don't look anything, like, innovative.
03:09And I think you have it in you.
03:11It's just better evolved before you fizzled out.
03:14Kim just shattered my Shadar.
03:16She's a borderline fashion demon at this point.
03:18However, Kim tries to be better at voicing her opinions,
03:21and, well, she just ends up dissing Khloe instead.
03:24Maybe if we just compliment Khloe
03:27on the days we do like her hair,
03:29then she'll take the hint,
03:30then we'd never be complimenting her.
03:32Chew.
03:33Yeah, oh, no.
03:34Speaking of Koko, during Kris Jenner's storyline,
03:37which you won't care about at all, trust me,
03:39Tristan Thompson talks to the monitor
03:41about getting Khloe a push present, hinting at a proposal.
03:45You know, Kory bought me for Christmas a couple years ago
03:48this really beautiful little diamond ring
03:51that's, like, you can put it on any finger.
03:54Yeah.
03:55You know, until you get that really huge diamond
03:58that's going to go on her ring finger.
04:00Of course, eventually.
04:02Yeah.
04:03Yeah.
04:04I think jewelry's kind of the same thing.
04:06And she'll be so excited and surprised.
04:10Yeah.
04:10Okay, love you.
04:11I love you, too.
04:12I think Kris meant to say love you until the episode
04:15where I find out you're a cheating lying bastard.
04:17Bye.
04:18But all right, guys, click right up here to subscribe,
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04:25in the comments below.
04:26Mm, good one.
04:27Also, don't forget to watch the show Sunday nights,
04:29only on e.
04:30.
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