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00:00:00We have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:03Everyone knows Eva has to be...
00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:15So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:24Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just by your mom.
00:00:29Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Yeah!
00:00:58You have a cute scar.
00:00:59It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02Do you want me to stop, Timmy, now?
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08I don't want you to stop.
00:01:24I don't want you to stop, Timmy.
00:01:25Ah, I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:47I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:49Happy New Year.
00:01:56Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how. Just do it.
00:02:02I will find you.
00:02:08Maximus, can you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend? I need grandkids. I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:35Still thinking about that girl? Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:52Your vest, sir. But first, we found your fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:00And, sir, make sure you use an alias. We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:06Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:09Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:15And one hot chocolate.
00:03:17I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:21Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:26Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:29But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:33Uh, I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:42Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:52Tell me!
00:03:53No!
00:03:54What?
00:04:01Tell me!
00:04:02No! I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:04:06No, I know you're my daddy. Just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Mommy, hurry! Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:21I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:25Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:34She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:38You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:41So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:43See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:46Hi, my name's Hyper. What's your name?
00:04:48Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:51Max, Aurelius.
00:04:53Eva.
00:04:54I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:58I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:01I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:03So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:10$1,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah.
00:05:14It's $500 a day.
00:05:16Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:19Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:20That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:23You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:25Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:27Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:29and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:32And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:34so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:38So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:42But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:47Okay. Deal.
00:05:51Ready to go get married?
00:05:59Wow.
00:06:07Clean up nice.
00:06:09It was my wedding day, after all.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:20Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:29I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:51To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:53and have a happy family.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Of course.
00:06:59Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:08From my family to you.
00:07:18Bad news, boss.
00:07:19The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:21to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:24Wait, she bailed?
00:07:25Then who was...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:31Whatever.
00:07:32It doesn't matter.
00:07:34I've got what I need.
00:07:37Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:39I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:48Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:50Christmas shopping?
00:07:52I should come.
00:07:54Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:55in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:57I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:00It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:05Yeah, fine.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:07You can come.
00:08:15Let's go.
00:08:16Which mall are we going to?
00:08:17Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:19Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:20Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:31Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:34of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:37Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:43She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So, when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:50we will say they're from you.
00:08:53Here, let me get this.
00:08:56I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:59Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:04we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:09In front of them.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Should we use our tongues, or...?
00:09:13No, no, definitely not.
00:09:15And absolutely no...
00:09:17Sex?
00:09:18Yes.
00:09:19This is strictly business.
00:09:21Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:25What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:29I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:31getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Here.
00:09:43What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:48Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:50and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:51and I don't want your money.
00:09:55Attention shoppers,
00:09:56all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5850% off pies?
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:0112 pumpkin pies.
00:10:02Did I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind.
00:10:04Hurry up and go.
00:10:05Go.
00:10:05What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:10Hi.
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:11Yes, yeah.
00:10:11Just these things.
00:10:12Okay, great.
00:10:13We have a holiday special today.
00:10:15Spend $500,
00:10:17get 10% off,
00:10:18and you are just short $15
00:10:20if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:21Oh, great.
00:10:22Yeah.
00:10:23What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:24Oh, you get a move on.
00:10:27I just got here.
00:10:29Relax.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:33Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:35Okay, thank you.
00:10:38Hurry up and pay.
00:10:41I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:43You can wait your turn.
00:10:49Damn.
00:10:50My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:54Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:11:00You can just set those on top.
00:11:06Hi, guys.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:16Thank you so much.
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:17I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:20She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:21Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:23Just to give it away.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:27Bye.
00:11:27Merry Christmas.
00:11:33What?
00:11:33You do that often?
00:11:36As often as I can.
00:11:41We should go.
00:11:42We got to pick up paper.
00:11:46Sit.
00:11:47Watch out.
00:11:47You done feeling me up?
00:12:09Shut up.
00:12:10Oh, sorry.
00:12:11I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:12Yeah, we'll stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:20And don't be late.
00:12:33Harrison Group?
00:12:34Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:36Sort of.
00:12:38Not that I'm judging.
00:12:39I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:44Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:47I think that's respectable.
00:12:48Can we pick another company?
00:12:52No.
00:12:53Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:55And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:56My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:58So, it's perfect.
00:12:59Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:07Don't worry.
00:13:08Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:13Too much.
00:13:13Too much.
00:13:13Let's go, Sam.
00:13:35It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:38Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:41It's my daughter's.
00:13:45Daughter's.
00:13:46Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:04Hey, there they are!
00:14:06Hey!
00:14:06Hey!
00:14:07Hey, Megan!
00:14:08Oh, Dad.
00:14:10Aren't you native?
00:14:11Oh, I missed you.
00:14:13So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming.
00:14:18Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:20Good, good, good.
00:14:23So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:28Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:32Poor thing.
00:14:33Not surprising.
00:14:34I mean, she's 30.
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:39Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:43This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:49Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:54We're only worried about you.
00:14:56All these years without a husband.
00:14:59Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:01You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:04And look what happened.
00:15:05She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:09I'm not alone.
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
00:15:11And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:17He's a manager.
00:15:18Manager?
00:15:20Of what?
00:15:21Trash.
00:15:23Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:27You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:30Actually, he's right here.
00:15:35Oh, wow.
00:15:38Wow.
00:15:39He is really good looking.
00:15:42Oh, must be AI.
00:15:44Mm-hmm.
00:15:44Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:48Fake.
00:15:48That's enough.
00:15:49She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:52Show some respect.
00:15:53Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:00Well, guess what?
00:16:01William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:04Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:07That's half a million.
00:16:09Half a million.
00:16:11Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:14And speak of the devil.
00:16:17Willie, you've made it.
00:16:21There you are.
00:16:22Oh, look at you now.
00:16:36Living the dream.
00:16:37Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:39Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:50That's what marriage is.
00:16:51It's pretty serious.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:54You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:57Makes sense, though.
00:16:57You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:17:01Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:04A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:06Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:11Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:16Women love a man in red.
00:17:18Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:20Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:22Don't touch me.
00:17:24Oh, so entitled.
00:17:26Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:30And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:34I mean, look at that car.
00:17:36Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:48I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:50My mom would never marry.
00:17:57She already has a husband.
00:17:58He's going to kick your butt.
00:18:03Is that so?
00:18:05Well, then, where is he?
00:18:07Because I don't see him.
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:13No.
00:18:14Just like I thought.
00:18:15Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:18That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:21And let me show you what happens to the naughty children.
00:18:26Hey.
00:18:27Mommy.
00:18:28Hey, are you okay?
00:18:30I see your hands.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:32I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:34Come on, now.
00:18:35Let's go.
00:18:37What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:39How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:44Let me go.
00:18:45Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:50Let me go.
00:18:51Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:14Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:18Where's Piper?
00:19:19William Hitter.
00:19:21Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:23Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:26Well, well, well.
00:19:28If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:31That's right.
00:19:33Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:37Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:40It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:41I'm Max.
00:19:42Eva told us all about you.
00:19:44From New York.
00:19:45Polite.
00:19:45Handsome.
00:19:46Just like she said.
00:19:49Wow.
00:19:50He was an AI.
00:19:51See?
00:19:52He's real.
00:19:54And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:57Son of a bitch.
00:19:58You just ruined my suit.
00:19:59And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06That's worth more than a house.
00:20:09That car?
00:20:10It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:15Wait.
00:20:16Are you?
00:20:21Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:24And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:26I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:28You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:31You stole it.
00:20:32That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:34Jesus.
00:20:35How did he get away with it?
00:20:37That's what I want to know.
00:20:39Enough.
00:20:39Please.
00:20:42I trust my daughter.
00:20:44She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:49Where did that car come from?
00:20:52How much did you want for it?
00:20:53I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:57So, you need a breath, man.
00:21:02Hey, that's it.
00:21:03I'm calling the cops.
00:21:04Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07What?
00:21:08Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:11Oh, well.
00:21:13Too late.
00:21:19Listen, hon.
00:21:21I believe you.
00:21:22But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:26Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:28It's my car.
00:21:29Okay?
00:21:29It's not stolen.
00:21:30Yeah?
00:21:31If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:34Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:37Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:41But then you have to get lost.
00:21:42And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:45Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:48Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:50Loser.
00:21:50Here, say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:56Jesus.
00:21:56Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:58It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:02Here.
00:22:03Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Mr. Harrison?
00:22:22Just play along.
00:22:25Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:26Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:31Yes, sir.
00:22:32I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:34Please, please, I'm a serious apology.
00:22:35Please.
00:22:46Oh, that William.
00:22:48What a jerk, huh?
00:22:50You fooled me.
00:22:51What can I say?
00:22:52Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:56Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:58Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:59We were just looking out for you.
00:23:02Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:04You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:06Soon.
00:23:07Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:10A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:17Family takes care of each other.
00:23:19If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:25Abigail, come on.
00:23:26Talk to her for us.
00:23:28Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:35My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:41Come on, guys.
00:23:42Let's go in.
00:23:42Welcome to the family.
00:23:47Welcome.
00:23:48Come on in.
00:23:48This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:54You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:58My fault.
00:23:59You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:02Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:14And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:16And how do you...
00:24:17I told you.
00:24:18I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:19I have a friend in high places.
00:24:22A friend who just hands you keys to a million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:27Yes.
00:24:28It's the season of giving.
00:24:30He knows people.
00:24:31Has connections.
00:24:33He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:35You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:37And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:39Oh, my God.
00:24:39Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:43Dad!
00:24:43Mom!
00:24:44Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:47Oh, honey.
00:24:48We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:55I think they get it, huh?
00:24:59How's Piper?
00:25:00Oh, she's fine.
00:25:01One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:05And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:10Great.
00:25:10See you in a bit, Joey.
00:25:12What are you doing?
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:16Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:23Relax.
00:25:24It was just a hug.
00:25:26Ugh.
00:25:28We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:31You'll be okay.
00:25:32It's just one week.
00:25:33Kill me now.
00:25:34Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:43That's weird.
00:25:44They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and I don't know.
00:25:48Something just feels off.
00:25:50That's ridiculous.
00:25:52I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:54Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:56I don't like this.
00:25:57I don't like this.
00:25:58Later.
00:26:01Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:08Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:10Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:13To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:16Aw.
00:26:17Welcome.
00:26:18Cheers.
00:26:19Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:21Looks great.
00:26:21Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:24I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:28But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:32Mmm.
00:26:33Oh, no.
00:26:34Mom's testing him.
00:26:35She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:36You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow, Eva, sweetie.
00:26:46Kicking my foot.
00:26:47Oh, sorry, Mom.
00:26:49Oh, jeez.
00:26:52It's okay.
00:26:53Look, Mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:55I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:02Um...
00:27:03Twelve.
00:27:10Pumpkin pies.
00:27:11Did I hear this right?
00:27:12They're the best kind.
00:27:14Well, of course.
00:27:15It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:17See?
00:27:19Are you happy now?
00:27:20That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:23Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:26We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:31But our marriage is real.
00:27:33I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:37Uh, now those are quality.
00:27:41Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:54Well, um, it's...
00:27:57Silly face.
00:27:58Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:00Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:03Silly face.
00:28:04I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:07Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:09Those are blousers.
00:28:11That's nice.
00:28:13You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:16Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:19And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:22I'll drink to that.
00:28:24I agree with you there.
00:28:25So, come on, guys.
00:28:26Let's eat.
00:28:27Come on.
00:28:28And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:43I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:46Nice and festive for you.
00:28:48No complications, right?
00:28:50Sorry, honey.
00:28:51Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:28:52I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:54Oh, honey.
00:28:55Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:59Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:01The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:02Something about water conservation.
00:29:05That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0715 minutes?
00:29:09Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:10Just shower together.
00:29:13Shower together?
00:29:16Just shower together.
00:29:18Okay, you guys.
00:29:19Have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You hurt her.
00:29:46Whoa!
00:29:47Whoa!
00:29:48Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower when you're closed on.
00:29:52Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:54You have 15 minutes.
00:29:55Nice try.
00:29:56I am not showering with you.
00:29:58All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:59All room for me in there.
00:30:01Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:02Come on, Max.
00:30:19Get out of the way.
00:30:22We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:24You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:26Relax.
00:30:27I won't touch you.
00:30:29Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:34But that'll cost extra.
00:30:38And your dreams.
00:30:46Free to join me.
00:30:47You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:10You wish.
00:31:11Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:13You pray you'll fall for me?
00:31:15It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:18Oh, yeah?
00:31:20True.
00:31:20Holy shit.
00:31:33This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:40I'll say.
00:31:42What happened to all that cool guy I caught in?
00:31:45Still think you can lose this?
00:31:48Maybe.
00:31:50I don't think I want you.
00:31:55Max, I shut it up.
00:31:57Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:26What?
00:32:27I didn't mean to cross anything.
00:32:29It's not you, Max.
00:32:30It's us.
00:32:31It's this.
00:32:32This is all an act.
00:32:33Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:36You're right.
00:32:38I'm sorry.
00:32:39I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:41Just...
00:32:46That birthmark.
00:32:51What is that?
00:32:58It's him.
00:32:59The man from New Year's.
00:33:00Is he Piper's father?
00:33:05Why are you acting?
00:33:09Oh, my God.
00:33:10Max is Piper's father.
00:33:13Are you okay?
00:33:14Yeah.
00:33:15I just, um...
00:33:17I just got lightheaded.
00:33:18I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:20Alone.
00:33:23Of course.
00:33:26We have a daughter together.
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:30What do I do?
00:33:30What do I do?
00:33:36I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:38You can take the bed.
00:33:40Thanks.
00:33:43Hey.
00:33:44Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:47Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:48I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:50So if there's something you need,
00:33:52I can help.
00:33:54I want to help.
00:33:55He's Piper's father.
00:33:57He has a right to know.
00:33:59Um, Max?
00:34:02How would you feel
00:34:03if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:11No, no, no.
00:34:11That's impossible.
00:34:13I'm very careful.
00:34:16Mostly.
00:34:18I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:20to sleep around.
00:34:21Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:23and I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:26You know?
00:34:27Right.
00:34:29He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:31I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:33Why do you ask?
00:34:34No reason.
00:34:36Just curious.
00:34:38No, I feel like you're
00:34:40going somewhere with this.
00:34:42What?
00:34:44No.
00:34:45Well, then,
00:34:45can I ask you a question?
00:34:48Shoot.
00:34:48Where did you get these?
00:34:55And how did you know
00:34:56my exact size?
00:34:58I did not get those.
00:35:00I don't know
00:35:00where those came from.
00:35:01Are you sure
00:35:02you're just not trying
00:35:03to break the contract?
00:35:06Give me that.
00:35:07Give me that.
00:35:08Give me that.
00:35:10What?
00:35:10What?
00:35:10Eva,
00:35:22the truth is
00:35:23is that I...
00:35:26Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:29Just a second.
00:35:31Come in.
00:35:31Hey, hon.
00:35:34Oh, sorry for interrupting,
00:35:36but Piper is asking
00:35:38for a bedtime story
00:35:39before I tuck her in.
00:35:41You think you could
00:35:41take this one, Dad?
00:35:42We're kind of in the middle
00:35:43of something.
00:35:44I can see that.
00:35:46Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:48I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:51Well, atta boy.
00:35:52You know what?
00:35:53Just put a shirt on.
00:35:54I'm going to go get her.
00:35:55Piper!
00:35:56Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:00He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:02to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:04and away they all flew,
00:36:05like the down of a thistle.
00:36:07But I heard him exclaim
00:36:08as he drove out of sight,
00:36:11Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:13and to all,
00:36:15a good night.
00:36:18If Piper knew
00:36:19he was her real dad,
00:36:20she'd be over the moon.
00:36:22Good night, Piper.
00:36:23Is her dad still around?
00:36:30Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:32because you're her dad.
00:36:34Uh, no.
00:36:35That man has no idea
00:36:37what a treasure
00:36:38he's missing out on.
00:36:43Do you really think so?
00:36:45From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:48Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:49He deserves to know.
00:36:53Max.
00:37:01You're Piper's father.
00:37:10I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:11I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:11Where's Piper?
00:37:33She must have snuck off
00:37:39while we were asleep.
00:37:56God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:58Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:09Not on my watch.
00:38:14Yeah, this.
00:38:16I remember this.
00:38:17Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:38:29How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:32Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:34It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:36Wonderful.
00:38:36Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:40Oh, no.
00:38:42What is that?
00:38:43Sardines and saltines.
00:38:44It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:46It was my gram-gram's favorite
00:38:48during wartime.
00:38:49Don't be shy.
00:38:50Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:53Max, you don't have to.
00:38:54No, no.
00:38:55It's okay.
00:38:56It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:08Yeah.
00:39:09Yeah.
00:39:09Yeah.
00:39:14Good?
00:39:18Mmm.
00:39:19Good?
00:39:21Scrunches.
00:39:22Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:24You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:28Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:31That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:32and her brood this year.
00:39:34What's the deal with them?
00:39:36Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:39Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:42Hey, don't worry.
00:39:44I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:48Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:52Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:06Wait, that earring.
00:40:09Wait.
00:40:09That earring.
00:40:11You like it?
00:40:13I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:16Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:18I don't really remember the details,
00:40:20but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:24Right.
00:40:25Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:27Anyone can have it.
00:40:28Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:30She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:39But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:41Oof.
00:40:42What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:46An aging single mom.
00:40:48Slim pickings.
00:40:49I heard.
00:40:50He's in waste management.
00:40:52That explains it.
00:40:53She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:56Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:58Look, Ava is your niece.
00:41:00Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:01Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:05Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:07Exactly.
00:41:08Not like my Sierra.
00:41:09Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:14Oh, they're here.
00:41:17Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:23Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:24Merry Christmas.
00:41:27You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:29I am.
00:41:30I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:32Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:33Welcome.
00:41:33You're Ava's husband.
00:41:35But you're gorgeous.
00:41:39But as handsome as you.
00:41:42Look at you two.
00:41:43You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:45Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:46Merry Christmas.
00:41:48This is for Max and I.
00:41:49Oh, my goodness.
00:41:51Thank you, Ava.
00:41:51Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:54Oops.
00:41:55Oh, my bad.
00:41:56Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:59How thrifty.
00:42:01Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:03Mommy's right.
00:42:04You mean all high?
00:42:06You little...
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:13Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:16Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:18My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:21He could ruin your life.
00:42:23Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:37I'm fine.
00:42:37I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39It's okay.
00:42:40It's okay.
00:42:42What are you?
00:42:45Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:48Did you just slap me?
00:42:50Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:52You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:53You know what, Sierra?
00:42:54I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:00Her family.
00:43:01She needs me.
00:43:07You okay, honey?
00:43:08Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:10Do something.
00:43:12You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:14I've got the full weight of the Harrison group behind me.
00:43:16Oh, wow.
00:43:17I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:23Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:25Let's call him.
00:43:27I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:30Please.
00:43:30Who do you think you are?
00:43:33Enough.
00:43:35There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:38Fine, Dad.
00:43:40Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:41They're just jealous.
00:43:44For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:47I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:51I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:54Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:55All right, that's enough.
00:43:57Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:00Is this a joke?
00:44:21Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:24Hold it.
00:44:25Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:27My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:41Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:45And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:48It's just petty.
00:44:49Maybe so.
00:44:50But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:54Fine.
00:44:55Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:57Come on, let's go.
00:44:58No, no.
00:45:00Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:03Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:06I know, dear.
00:45:07I just want to have our family together.
00:45:09Fine.
00:45:10We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:13Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:14What was that?
00:45:15I just want to have our family together.
00:45:22Fine.
00:45:22We'll stay.
00:45:24Can I have a little nipple?
00:45:26It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:28We'll get something right after.
00:45:29Like drive-thru?
00:45:31I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:34That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:39No strays.
00:45:40Ow.
00:45:41Stray, are you okay?
00:45:42Yeah, it's fine.
00:45:44You hit my child.
00:45:45You're fucking crazy.
00:45:46Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:53Don't worry, baby.
00:45:55I'll handle it.
00:45:56Steven and I paid for this feast.
00:45:59King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:46:04Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:46:07And you don't get a single bite.
00:46:10It's just petty.
00:46:11Maybe so.
00:46:12But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:16Fine.
00:46:17Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:20Come on, let's go.
00:46:21No, no.
00:46:22Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:25Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:46:28I know, dear.
00:46:29I just want to have our family together.
00:46:32Fine.
00:46:32We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:35Better a stray than a bitch.
00:46:37What was that?
00:46:41I just want to have our family together.
00:46:44Fine.
00:46:45We'll stay.
00:46:46Can I have a little napole?
00:46:49It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:50We'll get something right after.
00:46:52Like drive-thru?
00:46:54I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:57That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:47:02No strays.
00:47:03Ow.
00:47:03Sweetie, are you okay?
00:47:05Yes, please.
00:47:06You hit my child.
00:47:08You're fucking crazy.
00:47:09Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:47:13Don't worry, baby.
00:47:18I'll handle it.
00:47:21Don't worry, baby.
00:47:22I'll handle it.
00:47:27Piper.
00:47:28Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:34Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:35Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:47:38As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:40Actually, I do.
00:47:41He's such a liar.
00:47:44This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:46Oh, it will be.
00:47:50Sam.
00:47:51Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:55I'm already on my way.
00:48:00Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:48:03I'm already on my way.
00:48:04You hear this guy?
00:48:07He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:48:10From Antarctica.
00:48:12Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:48:14His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:48:18Max, what are you doing?
00:48:19Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:21Santa's already on his way.
00:48:23Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:48:30A helicopter?
00:48:40There's no way.
00:48:47How did you pull this off?
00:48:48Sam is like family.
00:48:50I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:48:51Thanks, boss.
00:48:52Boss?
00:48:54Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:56Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:59Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:49:02I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:49:05You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:12Come on.
00:49:14You can stop kidding around.
00:49:17If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:49:20No, I actually am the CEO.
00:49:22Come on.
00:49:23You can stop the charade.
00:49:24Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:49:27Eva.
00:49:28I'm not pretending.
00:49:31Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:49:34How is this possible?
00:49:46This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:53Who are you?
00:49:54I told you.
00:49:55I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:57That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:50:00Wait.
00:50:00No.
00:50:01Hold on.
00:50:01You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:50:07You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:50:10Hmm.
00:50:11Some of the small ones.
00:50:13I mean, you know that.
00:50:14You work for me.
00:50:16Oh, God.
00:50:17I insulted my own boss.
00:50:19I'm finished.
00:50:20Oh, God.
00:50:26I insulted my own boss.
00:50:28I'm finished.
00:50:29Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:50:31Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:50:34Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:50:35For tonight, your fee stands.
00:50:38And with that, your career.
00:50:41You're fired.
00:50:42Fired?
00:50:43Sam?
00:50:48Fired?
00:50:49Oh, God.
00:50:49I can't be fired.
00:50:52What?
00:50:53Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:55You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:57Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:50:58I'll do anything.
00:51:00Guys, take out the trash.
00:51:07And you.
00:51:08Oh, me?
00:51:09Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:51:12That was a Christmas joke.
00:51:14A family tradition.
00:51:16Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:51:19Sam?
00:51:23Will you do me the honors?
00:51:26Gladly.
00:51:30Merry Christmas, Aunt Lina.
00:51:35Father, do something.
00:51:37You kind of deserve that.
00:51:39I'm leaving.
00:51:41Mmm, pumpkin.
00:51:42My favorite.
00:51:47Come on, sweetie.
00:51:52Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:51:54Eat as much as you want.
00:51:55Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:59I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:52:02I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:52:04Honestly?
00:52:06This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:52:08Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:52:10Just like this.
00:52:12Does he really mean that?
00:52:13Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:15I can't tell.
00:52:17And that terrifies me.
00:52:23Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:52:25I brought you a gift.
00:52:26Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:52:28Oh, this is wonderful.
00:52:36Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:40Tell me everything.
00:52:42Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small-town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:52:47Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:52:50A high school dropout?
00:52:53In the Harrison family?
00:52:56Not a chance.
00:53:00She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:53:04Maximus seems to like her.
00:53:05Silence.
00:53:06Get me the address where she works.
00:53:08It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:53:10That's nice.
00:53:11We own that one.
00:53:13Good work.
00:53:14But take off that stupid hat.
00:53:16Thanks.
00:53:27So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:53:33Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:53:35And how about you?
00:53:40Me?
00:53:41Yeah.
00:53:43Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:46Eva.
00:54:00That birthmark.
00:54:02Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:54:08Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:54:10So much we're not telling each other.
00:54:12Uh.
00:54:12No feelings, no complications.
00:54:16That's what we agreed upon.
00:54:17Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:19Max.
00:54:20Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:54:23It's cold.
00:54:26Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:54:29Max.
00:54:29I need to tell you something.
00:54:34It's something important.
00:54:36What's gotten into her?
00:54:39Is she hiding something?
00:54:40Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:54:42I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:48Piper is...
00:54:50Piper is...
00:54:53Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:56Oh, sweetie.
00:54:57Oh, my gosh.
00:54:58It's on a spoon.
00:54:59Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:55:02Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:55:03Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:55:05Okay?
00:55:05Come on, Piper.
00:55:11Okay, let me see.
00:55:15I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:55:20But that's not true.
00:55:21You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:25Uh...
00:55:25Daddy!
00:55:26No!
00:55:28Well...
00:55:32Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:55:39Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:43Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:45Really?
00:55:46Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:50You think it was Sky?
00:55:54Hmm.
00:55:56I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:58Scars make you look like a badass.
00:56:00I have one, too.
00:56:02Dad.
00:56:04I got that when I was about your age.
00:56:06Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:56:09Really?
00:56:09No way.
00:56:10No.
00:56:11It was actually a cactus.
00:56:13But it's still cool.
00:56:16I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:56:21Piper, how long have you had that?
00:56:24My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:56:26And how old are you?
00:56:33Six.
00:56:34Six?
00:56:35That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:56:38Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:56:40Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:44What do I even say?
00:56:46And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:48Sorry, honey.
00:56:49This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:53Um, yeah.
00:56:57Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:59Eva.
00:57:00Okay, look.
00:57:07Piper is...
00:57:12Go on.
00:57:14Uh, must be an emergency.
00:57:23Excuse me.
00:57:24Sorry.
00:57:25I'll take this.
00:57:26Mommy, are you okay?
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:36Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:57:39I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:57:44Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:47I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:57:51She's a high school dropout.
00:57:52Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:55And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:57I'm Eva's husband.
00:57:59Max.
00:57:59That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:58:07I'm sorry, Max.
00:58:09You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:58:11Your mother would take her away.
00:58:12After Christmas, it's over.
00:58:16Eva?
00:58:18Maximus?
00:58:19Are you even listening to me?
00:58:21No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:58:23I'm sorry, okay?
00:58:24Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:58:26I'm not leaving her.
00:58:29Eva?
00:58:37I need that.
00:58:39Good day.
00:58:40Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:58:41This is for you, Grandma.
00:58:47Oh, wow.
00:58:49That's so cool.
00:58:50Did you make it?
00:58:52Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:58:55Oh, thank you so much.
00:58:57Just glad you're here.
00:58:59Oh, my God.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:02Oh.
00:59:03Damn, these are nice.
00:59:05Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:59:13Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:59:15It's in the other room by the train set.
00:59:17Here, I'll go with you.
00:59:18Remember the song that we sang?
00:59:19Ready, ready?
00:59:20Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:59:22Here, we'll be back, guys.
00:59:23Walking home from our house.
00:59:25Christmas Eve.
00:59:30You never told me.
00:59:34Have we met before?
00:59:39Have we met before?
00:59:40She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:59:47I don't know what you're getting at.
00:59:50Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:59:53I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:02Lots of people have birthmarks.
01:00:03They're very common.
01:00:05I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child, no matter how I feel about him.
01:00:12Maybe.
01:00:12Are you okay?
01:00:18Are the clogs a bad idea?
01:00:21No.
01:00:22I'm fine.
01:00:25Oh, I almost forgot.
01:00:30I got you this.
01:00:32You got me a gift, too?
01:00:33Tis the season.
01:00:35Open it.
01:00:42Gloves.
01:01:01Did you make these?
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:04I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
01:01:08You've already done so much for me.
01:01:09I just wanted to do a little something for you.
01:01:12How did I feel?
01:01:15Warm, right?
01:01:17Yeah.
01:01:18Warm.
01:01:20Soft.
01:01:23Perfect.
01:01:27Thank you, Eva.
01:01:30I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:01:34Really?
01:01:36Yeah, my mom.
01:01:37She partied all the time.
01:01:39And I got gifts.
01:01:40Plenty of them, but...
01:01:42I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:01:46Nothing personal.
01:01:48Well, you deserve it.
01:01:50You're a good guy.
01:01:52And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:02:00What if that day's today?
01:02:04What if I already found someone special?
01:02:09Right here.
01:02:10Max, we can't...
01:02:23Max, we can't...
01:02:35We can't...
01:02:36If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:02:44Come on.
01:02:46I don't want you to stop.
01:02:53No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:02:57No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:02:58No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:02:59I don't want you to stop, I still can't resist him.
01:03:00No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:01No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:02No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:03No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:04No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:05No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:06No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:07No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:08No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:10No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:11What about you?
01:03:21Oh God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:03:27Piper!
01:03:36Piper?
01:03:38She can't see me.
01:03:57Eva?
01:04:01Grandma, I'm up here!
01:04:08That was way too close.
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:19We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:04:24Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:26Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:33You still haven't given me mine.
01:04:39Let me give it to you.
01:04:41You still haven't given me mine.
01:04:43You still haven't given me mine.
01:04:46It's just a new place to be.
01:04:48Well,
01:04:50you still haven't given me my best.
01:04:52We've become 15 years old.
01:04:54Yeah.
01:04:56That's the end of the day.
01:04:58You cut me off the scale.
01:05:01You histories a little while now.
01:05:02Why are you calling me this morning?
01:05:24Hello?
01:05:24Hello, Eva Smith.
01:05:26I'm Max's mother.
01:05:28Name your price.
01:05:29What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:32What?
01:05:33We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:05:37Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:05:41My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:45Piper is my daughter.
01:05:46And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:49So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:05:52But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:57Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:06:03You okay?
01:06:07Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:06:11So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:06:14What are you talking about?
01:06:16It's over.
01:06:18It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:23Eva, wait.
01:06:24So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:34Max, it's not real.
01:06:37None of it was real.
01:06:38So, this is just a goodbye.
01:06:42Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:45Look.
01:06:48Last night, I let my guard down.
01:06:52But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:55And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:57Just tell me what you need.
01:06:59I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:07:04Just say the word.
01:07:11You don't get it.
01:07:13You don't get it.
01:07:14I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:07:28I won't give up on us.
01:07:29Are we here?
01:07:47Yes.
01:07:48As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:55Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:07:57We're home.
01:07:59How can she just walk away?
01:08:11Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:08:13It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:15Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:18You promised.
01:08:20Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:22Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:25All right, fine.
01:08:27When?
01:08:27Two days.
01:08:30I'll come pick you up.
01:08:31No need.
01:08:33Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:08:40I know you and Mommy thought,
01:08:43but she still really likes you.
01:08:45So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:48Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:49If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:08:51I always fight for the ones I love.
01:08:54If you find an entertainment in the entertainment side,
01:09:09this is true.
01:09:10Stick ten times.
01:09:14Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:09:16Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:09:18Boss?
01:09:20Boss?
01:09:20lady and gentlemen i am so sorry i need to win back my family family boss you okay
01:09:31never better go get her max
01:09:36ah there he is maximus darling i have some prospects for you
01:09:48nice high society girls from the city
01:09:51oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:09:58maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming you son tell me what kind of woman you want and
01:10:13i'll find you another you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not oh i work in waste management
01:10:23and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father
01:10:28what
01:10:31oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:10:49hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:10:56awesome i'll get them for you right away
01:11:00are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:11:06no no no i know what i want size seven
01:11:12oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:11:17come on she wants the white shoes
01:11:20ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:11:27um here let me help you
01:11:29come on
01:11:29she seems kind
01:11:36i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:11:45how do they feel
01:11:47well i love the style but it's too small i think i need a size up
01:11:53maybe my feet are still growing
01:11:55right away i'll be right back
01:12:00she's not only kind she's patient
01:12:03was i wrong about her
01:12:18are you gluing the heel back on
01:12:23well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:12:28that's just pure evil
01:12:33oh come on saint eva
01:12:36she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair
01:12:40i get paid commission
01:12:42i'm not doing that vanessa
01:12:50see this is your whole problem
01:12:54this is why you'll always be broke
01:12:58i don't care if she can walk or not
01:13:01i'm not selling her junk
01:13:05she has to deal with people like this
01:13:07people who insult her all day
01:13:09i'm your manager
01:13:16sell the old bitty the shoes
01:13:18or you're fired
01:13:20did i stutter
01:13:27you don't have to fire me
01:13:31i quit
01:13:35i don't work here anymore
01:13:42listen
01:13:44don't buy the shoes
01:13:45they're broken
01:13:46spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:13:48you're a good person after all
01:13:52looks like i misjudged you
01:13:54i'm sorry
01:13:56why are you still here eva
01:14:00get out
01:14:01you're not disabled
01:14:07selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:14:11absolutely shameful
01:14:13who are you
01:14:16i am the chairwoman of the harrison group and the owner of the store
01:14:23you're eleanor harrison mother of the ceo
01:14:26i am
01:14:28and you my dear are fired
01:14:32what did i do
01:14:35you are a good person
01:14:38from now on this store is yours to run
01:14:42are you serious
01:14:46that's right
01:14:49don't be nervous child
01:14:51you are professional
01:14:53responsible
01:14:54far better than that two-bit manager
01:14:57you
01:15:01out
01:15:02i'll leave
01:15:04i'm leaving
01:15:07i
01:15:10i
01:15:11i feel like i'm dreaming
01:15:13no
01:15:14don't worry
01:15:15you're getting a promotion
01:15:17you deserve it my dear
01:15:20thank you
01:15:22first assignment
01:15:23i want that row
01:15:25and that row
01:15:27and the entire display case
01:15:29pack it all up and bring it to my house
01:15:32okay
01:15:33once we're home
01:15:35i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law
01:15:36i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:15:39i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law
01:15:42i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:15:50she's the mother of a ceo
01:15:52of course she lives like this
01:15:56mrs harrison
01:16:05i'm here with your delivery
01:16:07max
01:16:10eva
01:16:11what are you doing here
01:16:14i uh
01:16:15there you are eva
01:16:18wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:16:21my new daughter-in-law
01:16:24what are you talking
01:16:28that means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:16:32well i tried to tell you but
01:16:35stop
01:16:36and you
01:16:38you lied to me at the store
01:16:40you were both just testing me
01:16:43is this some sick game rich people play
01:16:45i'm sorry eva
01:16:47i thought you might be using my son
01:16:49just after his money
01:16:51but i was wrong
01:16:52eva please
01:16:53i don't deserve to be treated like this
01:16:55not every working class girl is after your money
01:16:58how could you think that of me
01:17:00it's not like that dear
01:17:02eva what are you talking about
01:17:04mom
01:17:06what did you do
01:17:07i was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:17:10we're not together
01:17:11and i can't love something that was never real
01:17:14i made a horrible mistake
01:17:21what are you waiting for son
01:17:23go after her
01:17:29eva
01:17:30let me go
01:17:31i swear it's not what you think
01:17:32but we come from two completely different worlds
01:17:34stop pretending like you care
01:17:35i'm not pretending
01:17:36okay i can't fake what we have
01:17:38and everything i've done for you
01:17:40and piper
01:17:41this is real
01:17:42touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:17:49max you came
01:17:50god you weren't dropping me fucking insane
01:17:56i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:17:59a good father
01:18:00just say the word
01:18:02see
01:18:05stop fighting
01:18:09we belong together
01:18:11we belong together
01:18:13you're wrong
01:18:15wrong about what
01:18:17that you care
01:18:19or we belong together
01:18:20look i already told you
01:18:21we're from two completely different worlds
01:18:23we're from two completely different worlds
01:18:24now i held up my end of the deal
01:18:25and i met your mother
01:18:26like we discussed
01:18:28i want a fake divorce from my fake husband
01:18:30eva
01:18:37eva
01:18:38eva
01:18:39i'm sorry maximus
01:18:40walking away is the only choice i have
01:18:43eva
01:18:50ow
01:18:51are you okay mommy
01:18:53yeah sweetie i'm fine
01:18:55come here
01:18:56no you're not fine you're sad
01:18:58i'm okay sweetie
01:19:10i miss daddy too
01:19:13i want max to be my real daddy
01:19:17i want max to be my real daddy
01:19:22don't you want to be with him
01:19:25love bug
01:19:27you're right
01:19:29what am i doing running like a coward
01:19:32i've always taught you to be brave
01:19:35now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:19:39i believe in you what are you gonna do mommy
01:19:43i know exactly what to say to him
01:19:47maximus deserves to know
01:19:50hyper is his daughter
01:19:58enough sulking
01:20:00go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:20:03don't you think i want to
01:20:05she doesn't want me
01:20:07i didn't raise you to give up
01:20:09your daughter is still out there
01:20:10you can't abandon her
01:20:12mom you don't get it
01:20:14i made a deal with eva to play my wife
01:20:17and piper she was
01:20:19an added bonus
01:20:21what are you talking about
01:20:23i already ran a dna test
01:20:26hyper is your daughter
01:20:28what?
01:20:30see for yourself
01:20:36i was right
01:20:38seven years ago
01:20:40new years that woman was evil
01:20:41woman was evil
01:20:52eva?
01:20:54hey!
01:20:56daddy!
01:20:58daddy!
01:21:00piper!
01:21:01i missed you so much sweetheart
01:21:04i missed you so much sweetheart
01:21:10you came back
01:21:12i uh...
01:21:14don't forget to be brave mommy
01:21:15i uh...
01:21:17don't forget to be brave mommy
01:21:25i uh...
01:21:27i was scared
01:21:29but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:21:31because what we have is real
01:21:33and it's worth fighting for
01:21:36sweetheart i have something to tell you
01:21:38i have something to tell you
01:21:40i have something to tell you too
01:21:43piper is your daughter
01:21:45you knew
01:21:47my sweet granddaughter
01:21:49mama!
01:21:53i just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:21:55but you've known this whole time
01:21:57i was scared
01:21:59okay i didn't know if you were gonna take her from me
01:22:01i didn't know how you were feeling
01:22:03how could you not know how i felt
01:22:18i love you eva
01:22:20i love you too
01:22:22i promise
01:22:24for the rest of my life i'm going to make it up to you
01:22:27as long as we're together
01:22:29it doesn't matter where we are
01:22:30it doesn't matter where we are
01:22:41will you marry me eva?
01:22:44for real this time?
01:22:46y-yes
01:22:48yes of course i'll marry you
01:22:53yes!
01:22:55hi
01:23:01looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas
01:23:04and the christmas after that
01:23:05and forever
01:23:09i wouldn't have it any other way
01:23:11who's that?
01:23:17eva!
01:23:18take me back!
01:23:20take me back!
01:23:22i'm sorry!
01:23:24i struck your tire!
01:23:28looks like i have to take out the trash
01:23:31again
01:23:34no?
01:23:35not funny?
01:23:36good bye!
01:23:38see you soon?
01:23:39no?
01:23:42no?
01:23:46no?
01:23:48no?
01:23:49no?
01:23:51no!
01:23:53no?
01:23:56no?
01:23:58no?
01:23:59no?
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