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00:00:04So I'm putting this fish on for the second time, so I just got asses out.
00:00:08Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody in my room?
00:00:20Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Stay on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Yeah!
00:00:54You never get far.
00:00:56It's just my birthmark.
00:00:59Do you want me to stop, Timmy?
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I was so drunk last night.
00:01:39I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:45I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:53Happy New Year.
00:01:54Sam, it's me.
00:01:56Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:58I don't care how.
00:01:59Just do it.
00:02:01I will find you.
00:02:07Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:11I'm a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:14I need grandkids.
00:02:15I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:18I need to go now.
00:02:19I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years.
00:02:31Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:33Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:43Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Well, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection.
00:02:52Your best, sir.
00:02:54But first, we found your big Christmas light.
00:02:57She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:58Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:00And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:03We can't have her know.
00:03:03You're the Harrison Group CEO, or she'll check out the price.
00:03:06Good.
00:03:07Finally, I can get my mother off in her bag.
00:03:14I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:21Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:26See, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:29It's just for Christmas.
00:03:30But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
00:03:33Where's my real one?
00:03:42I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:44Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:54Daddy!
00:03:55No!
00:03:56What?
00:04:03Daddy!
00:04:04No!
00:04:05I'm sorry.
00:04:07I'm not your dad.
00:04:08No, I know you're my dad.
00:04:10You're just as handsome as I am.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:12Mommy, hurry, your Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:23I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:27He's gorgeous.
00:04:34Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:37She's waiting for the coffee shop.
00:04:39Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:40You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:44So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:46See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:49Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:50What's your name?
00:04:52Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:54Max, Aurelius.
00:04:56Eva.
00:04:57Maybe we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:02I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:04I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:08So, for our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:14$1,000 an hour?
00:05:16Well, yeah.
00:05:18It's $500 a day.
00:05:20Is that enough?
00:05:21That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:23Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:24That's when I agreed with the agency.
00:05:27You can make $2,000 over the week.
00:05:29Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:31Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:36And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:43So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:46Fine.
00:05:47But she'd have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:52Okay.
00:05:53Deal.
00:05:56Ready to go get married?
00:06:12Wow.
00:06:13Is it nice?
00:06:14This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:17Pictures.
00:06:20Pictures.
00:06:26Baga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:48I think we got it.
00:06:54Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:57To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:02Of course.
00:07:13Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:15From my family.
00:07:25Bad news, boss.
00:07:27The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:31Why, she bailed.
00:07:32Then who is she?
00:07:36Who is she?
00:07:39Whatever.
00:07:40It doesn't matter.
00:07:42I've got what I need.
00:07:45Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:47I already found someone.
00:07:53Okay.
00:07:54Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:57Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:59Christmas shopping?
00:08:00I should come.
00:08:02Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan,
00:08:06I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:08It'll make it more believable.
00:08:10It'll make it more believable.
00:08:13Fine.
00:08:14Yeah, fine.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:15We can help.
00:08:24Let's go.
00:08:25Which one are we going to?
00:08:26Oh, no.
00:08:27Oh, no.
00:08:28Oh, no.
00:08:28Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:34Oh.
00:08:35What the actual fuck?
00:08:42Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:47Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:53She does kind of look like him.
00:08:58So, when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:09:04Yeah, they're from you.
00:09:06They're going to love you, Max.
00:09:09Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:21Okay.
00:09:22Should we use our tongues or...
00:09:24No, no.
00:09:25Definitely not.
00:09:26And absolutely no...
00:09:27Sex?
00:09:29Yes.
00:09:30This is strictly business.
00:09:32Anything physical outside of us not having it.
00:09:36You know what?
00:09:37Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:40I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:47Let's go.
00:09:54Here.
00:09:55What are you doing?
00:09:55I'd never let my woman pick up the tap.
00:10:00Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:10:07Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:1050% off pies?
00:10:12Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:1412 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:10:15They're the best kind.
00:10:17Hurry up and go.
00:10:18Go.
00:10:18What are you standing here for?
00:10:21Hello there.
00:10:22Hi.
00:10:23You ready?
00:10:23Yes.
00:10:24Yeah, just two things.
00:10:24Okay, great.
00:10:26We have a holiday special today.
00:10:28Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short.
00:10:32$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:34Oh, great.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:38Can you get a move on?
00:10:40I just got here.
00:10:42Relax.
00:10:43Yeah, yeah.
00:10:46Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:48Okay, thank you.
00:10:51Hurry up and pay.
00:10:52Hey.
00:10:53Hey.
00:10:55I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:57You can wait your turn.
00:11:03Damn.
00:11:04My fake wife has some fire in it.
00:11:19Hi, guys.
00:11:22Gonna hand you all these pies.
00:11:28of course
00:11:30thank you so much
00:11:31of course, I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:33thank you
00:11:34she bought all 12 bucks
00:11:36don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:11:37just to give it away
00:11:39thank you
00:11:40Merry Christmas
00:11:47what?
00:11:48do you do that often?
00:11:50as often as I can
00:11:56we still
00:11:57I gotta take the paper
00:12:01watch out
00:12:22are you done feeling me up?
00:12:25shut up
00:12:25I'm sorry, I was just in character
00:12:27why is she?
00:12:28well, stay out of character
00:12:29until Christmas
00:12:35and don't be late
00:12:48Harrison Group?
00:12:50did you do construction for them or something?
00:12:53sort of
00:12:54not that I'm judging
00:12:55I just
00:12:56need to get my story straight
00:12:58or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:13:01why don't we say that you do
00:13:02mid-level management
00:13:03for Harrison Group
00:13:04I think that's respectful
00:13:06if we pick another company
00:13:08no
00:13:09Harrison Group is perfect
00:13:11I mean, they'll find it impressive
00:13:12my cousin's husband works for them too
00:13:14so
00:13:15perfect
00:13:20oh, and uh
00:13:21there's something nice
00:13:22for Christmas dinner?
00:13:24don't worry
00:13:24okay, I clean up nicely
00:13:26I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:30too much
00:13:51let's go, Sam
00:13:53it's time to check out the new HQ set
00:13:55you're covered in water
00:13:57you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:58and it's not yours
00:14:00it's my daughter's
00:14:03it's my daughter's
00:14:04give me a DNA test
00:14:06for that little girl
00:14:07that he's with
00:14:23hey, there they are
00:14:24hey
00:14:28how's that?
00:14:29aren't you, Mabel?
00:14:30oh, I missed you
00:14:32so
00:14:33where's this mysterious
00:14:34husband we heard all about?
00:14:36he's coming
00:14:37please don't tell me
00:14:38that Christmas failed
00:14:39it's good
00:14:40it's good
00:14:42so
00:14:42heard you got a new
00:14:44hubby, sweetie
00:14:45when's he arriving?
00:14:47oh, it's probably
00:14:49just some story
00:14:50she cooked up
00:14:50just how people talk
00:14:52poor thing
00:14:53not surprising
00:14:54I mean
00:14:54she's 30
00:14:55once a woman hits that age
00:14:57you become
00:14:58unnameable
00:14:59plus a kid looks so bad
00:15:02on dating apps
00:15:05this is exactly why
00:15:07I refuse to come home
00:15:08single this Christmas
00:15:08Auntie Pamela
00:15:10Debbie
00:15:11my dating life
00:15:12quite frankly
00:15:13is none of your concern
00:15:14we're only worried about you
00:15:16all these years
00:15:17without a husband
00:15:18zip it, Pamela
00:15:21and you always
00:15:22spoiled her rotten
00:15:24and look what happened
00:15:25she got knocked up
00:15:26out of wedlock
00:15:27raising a kid
00:15:28all alone
00:15:29I'm not alone
00:15:31and what does
00:15:33this mysterious
00:15:34husband do?
00:15:37he's a manager
00:15:38manager?
00:15:40of what?
00:15:42trash
00:15:44probably a cover
00:15:45for criminal activity
00:15:48you don't have to lie
00:15:49to us, Eva
00:15:50actually
00:15:53he's right here
00:15:56oh wow
00:15:59wow
00:15:59he is really good looking
00:16:02ah
00:16:03must be AI
00:16:05congratulations
00:16:06Eva
00:16:07on your photoshop skills
00:16:09thank
00:16:09that's enough
00:16:10she's our daughter
00:16:11and your niece
00:16:13show some respect
00:16:14remember last year
00:16:16when I introduced you
00:16:17to my husband's nephew
00:16:19William
00:16:19and you turned him down?
00:16:21well guess what
00:16:23William works for the Harrison
00:16:24group now
00:16:26it's 500 grand
00:16:28that's a year
00:16:29that's half a million
00:16:31half a million
00:16:32girls are lining up
00:16:34for him
00:16:34all the way
00:16:35to New York
00:16:36and speak of the devil
00:16:41will you even hate it?
00:16:54there you are
00:16:56oh look at you
00:16:58now
00:16:58living the dream
00:17:00oh just
00:17:01think Eva
00:17:02well you could be driving around
00:17:04in a car like that
00:17:05had you not married that
00:17:06criminal waste manager
00:17:08so married huh
00:17:10is it
00:17:11serious?
00:17:13that's what marriage is
00:17:14pretty serious
00:17:16wow
00:17:17you must have rushed
00:17:18the time to night
00:17:19huh
00:17:19makes sense though
00:17:21you
00:17:22not being
00:17:22a hot damn thing
00:17:23anymore
00:17:24dragging that kid
00:17:25around with no daddy
00:17:27oh
00:17:28oh
00:17:28what gosh
00:17:29really
00:17:29meanwhile
00:17:30you're climbing
00:17:31the Harrison group ladder
00:17:33that's right
00:17:34just bought this
00:17:36brand new suit
00:17:37my Christmas bonus
00:17:39wouldn't love
00:17:40a man in red
00:17:41sexy
00:17:42like Santa Claus
00:17:44want to sit on my lap
00:17:46don't touch me
00:17:47oh
00:17:48so entitled
00:17:49Williams
00:17:51a successful man
00:17:52of taste
00:17:53not waste
00:17:54and yet
00:17:54for some reason
00:17:56he's willing to overlook
00:17:57your baggage
00:17:58I mean
00:17:59look at that car
00:18:00did your husband
00:18:02afford anything
00:18:02even close to that
00:18:04think of the life
00:18:05I can give you
00:18:05and Piper
00:18:06with all my Harrison
00:18:07group money
00:18:07ditch your nobody
00:18:09husband
00:18:09and marry me
00:18:11instead
00:18:12I wouldn't marry you
00:18:13if you were the last
00:18:14man on birth
00:18:20my mom would never
00:18:22marry
00:18:22she already has
00:18:23and he's gonna
00:18:24kick your foot
00:18:29is that so
00:18:30well then
00:18:31where is he
00:18:32because
00:18:33I don't see him
00:18:34does anyone see him
00:18:38no
00:18:39just like I thought
00:18:41family lies
00:18:42just like mommy
00:18:43that puts you on
00:18:45the naughty list
00:18:46and let me show you
00:18:48what happens
00:18:49not in children
00:18:52hey
00:18:53mommy
00:18:53are you okay
00:18:55she is
00:18:56oh my god
00:18:58let me take her
00:18:59and get her past
00:19:00stuff okay
00:19:00come on
00:19:01let's go
00:19:03what does
00:19:04matter with you
00:19:06how dare you
00:19:06put your filthy hands
00:19:07on my daughter
00:19:10let me go
00:19:11now why would I
00:19:12go and do a thing
00:19:13like that
00:19:14when I'm having
00:19:15such a good time
00:19:16let me go
00:19:45touch my wife
00:19:47William
00:19:47william
00:19:48hitter
00:19:49long
00:19:49down
00:19:50to your
00:19:50inside
00:19:50well it looks
00:19:51like we have
00:19:52a real grinch
00:19:52to dispose of
00:19:54well well well
00:19:55it isn't a waste
00:19:56manager I've been
00:19:57hearing so much
00:19:58about
00:19:58that's right
00:20:01now I'm about to
00:20:02take out the trash
00:20:05Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:20:07it's an honor to
00:20:08meet you
00:20:09I'm Max
00:20:10Eva told us all
00:20:11about you
00:20:12from New York
00:20:13polite
00:20:13handsome
00:20:15just like she said
00:20:17wow
00:20:18he was an AI
00:20:19see
00:20:21he's real
00:20:22and he's more of
00:20:23a man here
00:20:23than willing
00:20:24whoever dreamed
00:20:25to be
00:20:25you son of a bitch
00:20:26you just rolled
00:20:27my suit
00:20:28and what's the way
00:20:29that you drive
00:20:29that
00:20:30that pristine
00:20:31automobile
00:20:32that
00:20:33car
00:20:34oh my god
00:20:35that's worth
00:20:36more than a house
00:20:38that car
00:20:39it's all over the news
00:20:40when the
00:20:40CEO of the
00:20:41Harrison group
00:20:42bought it
00:20:44wait
00:20:45are you
00:20:50like I said
00:20:51I'm just
00:20:52Eva's husband
00:20:53and that's all
00:20:54he needs to know
00:20:56I'm not here
00:20:56to put on a show
00:20:57for anyone
00:20:58you really are
00:20:59grandma
00:20:59aren't you
00:21:00you stole it
00:21:01that car
00:21:02belongs to the
00:21:02CEO of my company
00:21:03Jesus
00:21:04how did he get
00:21:05away with it
00:21:06that's what I
00:21:07want to know
00:21:08enough
00:21:09please
00:21:11I'm just my daughter
00:21:13she will never
00:21:14marry a girl
00:21:17Max
00:21:17be honest with me
00:21:19where did that car
00:21:20come from
00:21:22I'm just
00:21:22the one
00:21:23flight
00:21:23I'll be
00:21:24we'll be leaving
00:21:25and you'd make it
00:21:26three light times
00:21:27what's up
00:21:29you need a breath
00:21:30a minute
00:21:33alright
00:21:33listen
00:21:33I'm calling the cops
00:21:34oh way ahead of you
00:21:36wait
00:21:37what
00:21:39are you feeling
00:21:40nervous
00:21:40to me
00:21:40Bob
00:21:42oh well
00:21:43too late
00:21:50listen
00:21:51I
00:21:51I believe you
00:21:53but
00:21:54how can
00:21:54Max
00:21:55afford a car
00:21:57like that
00:21:57Mr. Smith
00:21:58don't worry
00:21:59it's my car
00:22:00it's not stolen
00:22:01yeah
00:22:02if it's yours
00:22:03improve it
00:22:04thank you
00:22:05cops will be here
00:22:06in 15 minutes
00:22:08enjoy Christmas
00:22:09behind bars
00:22:10okay
00:22:10I'll prove that
00:22:11it's mine
00:22:12but then you have
00:22:13to get lost
00:22:13and never show your face
00:22:15around my wife
00:22:16or child again
00:22:17oh
00:22:17so you're a tough guy
00:22:19huh
00:22:19well I hope they
00:22:20served eggnog in prison
00:22:21loser
00:22:22say one more word
00:22:23and I'll give them
00:22:24a real reason
00:22:24to take me in
00:22:27Jesus
00:22:28maybe he is
00:22:29a crime boss
00:22:30he's kind of sexy
00:22:31though
00:22:34here
00:22:35title
00:22:36and proof
00:22:36of ownership
00:22:45sir
00:22:47Harrison
00:22:50Mr. Harrison
00:22:50Mr. Harrison
00:22:54Mr. Harrison
00:22:55wait a while
00:22:58Merry Christmas
00:22:58Willie
00:22:59now get the
00:23:00fuck out of here
00:23:01before I kick
00:23:02your ass
00:23:02all the way
00:23:02up to the
00:23:03North Pole
00:23:03yes sir
00:23:04I'm so sorry
00:23:06sir
00:23:07please
00:23:07please
00:23:08please
00:23:08please
00:23:08please
00:23:09please
00:23:09please
00:23:11please
00:23:17oh
00:23:20that
00:23:21William
00:23:22what a jerk
00:23:23huh
00:23:24you fooled me
00:23:25what can I say
00:23:26let's not let this
00:23:27little misunderstanding
00:23:28ruin the holidays
00:23:30Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:32Oh, come on, you know, we were just looking out for you.
00:23:36Please forget us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:38You know, my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:40Soon.
00:23:41Do you think that you could help him get us open the door?
00:23:45A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:50We are family, aren't we?
00:23:51Family takes care of each other.
00:23:55If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:59Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:24:03Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:06Yeah, I think we did take care of your own issues first.
00:24:10My daughter is just far too busy in your best life for my new son.
00:24:16Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:24:17Welcome to the family.
00:24:22Welcome.
00:24:27This is your fault, Pam.
00:24:29You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:24:33My fault.
00:24:34You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, will you?
00:24:43Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:49And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:52And how old are you?
00:24:53I told you.
00:24:53I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:56I have a friend in high places.
00:24:58A friend who just hands your keys to a million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:04It's the season of giving.
00:25:06He knows people.
00:25:07Has connections.
00:25:08He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:11You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:13Yeah, you best not forget it, capisce?
00:25:15Oh, my God, just don't hold your cover.
00:25:19Dad!
00:25:19Mom!
00:25:20Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:24Oh, honey.
00:25:24We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong...
00:25:30Good luck.
00:25:31I think they did it, hon.
00:25:35How's the pipe right?
00:25:36Oh, she's fine.
00:25:38Well, you guys just get so, and we will go check on her.
00:25:41And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the street.
00:25:46Can we eat?
00:25:47See you in a bit.
00:25:48What are you doing?
00:25:52Okay.
00:25:54Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:26:00Relax.
00:26:01It was just a hug.
00:26:04Ugh.
00:26:06You just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:08You'll be okay.
00:26:10It's just one week.
00:26:11Kill me now.
00:26:12Well, there were, but I need to get paid.
00:26:19What are you doing?
00:26:22That's weird.
00:26:23They were so muddy, didn't it, just a second ago.
00:26:26I don't know, something just smells off.
00:26:28That's ridiculous.
00:26:30I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:26:32They don't promise to do?
00:26:34Well, it's...
00:26:37Later.
00:26:37Later.
00:26:44Here we go.
00:26:47The piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:49Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:52To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:55Oh.
00:26:56Welcome.
00:26:57Cheers.
00:26:58Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:27:00Looks great.
00:27:01Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:27:03I had no idea what you liked, so I just looked up a little bit of everything.
00:27:07But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:11Oh, no.
00:27:13Mom's testing him.
00:27:14She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:16You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:23Ow.
00:27:24Eva, sweetie.
00:27:26Kicking my foot.
00:27:27Oh, sorry, mom.
00:27:29Oh, jeez.
00:27:32It's okay.
00:27:33Mom, of course he knows it.
00:27:35I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:49It's 12 pumpkin pies.
00:27:51Did I hear this right?
00:27:52The best kind.
00:27:55Well, of course.
00:27:56It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:58See?
00:27:59Are you happy now?
00:28:01That's good.
00:28:02There's something that still falls off.
00:28:04Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:28:06We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:28:12But our marriage is real.
00:28:15I guess your mom was just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:28:18Ah, now those are quality.
00:28:22Okay, well, then answer this.
00:28:25Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:29Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:33I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:28:36Well, um, it's...
00:28:39Silly face.
00:28:40Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:42Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:45Silly face.
00:28:47I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:50Consider it a Christmas Eve.
00:28:52You're a lot of service.
00:28:54Nice.
00:28:55You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:58Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:29:02And I'm not just talking about William.
00:29:08So come on, guys, let's eat.
00:29:23And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:29:26I have another room set up for Piper.
00:29:29Nice and festive for you.
00:29:31No complications.
00:29:33Sorry, honey.
00:29:34Uh, mom, you know what?
00:29:36I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:29:38Oh, honey.
00:29:39Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:29:42Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:44The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:46Something about water conservation.
00:29:48That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:5015 minutes?
00:29:53Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:54Just shower together.
00:29:57Shower together.
00:29:57Shower together.
00:30:01Just shower together.
00:30:02Okay, you guys.
00:30:03Have a good night, okay?
00:30:09You heard it.
00:30:31Oh, wow.
00:30:33Why are you sweating?
00:30:35Well, I can't take a shower and your clothes on.
00:30:38Come on, we're wasting time.
00:30:40Nice try.
00:30:41I am not showering with you.
00:30:43All right, suit yourself.
00:30:44Or move to me.
00:30:46Not that I'm each here first.
00:31:05One less.
00:31:06Get out of the way.
00:31:08You agree with me, I think that's the clue.
00:31:10You're the one with the dirty thoughts, Wayne.
00:31:12Relax.
00:31:13I won't touch you.
00:31:15Unless you say you want me to.
00:31:19It'll cost us true.
00:31:30In your dreams.
00:31:32I'm free to join me.
00:31:33I'll see you in the next.
00:31:59I'll see you in the next video.
00:32:01I'll see you in the next video.
00:32:03It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:06Oh yeah?
00:32:20Holy shit.
00:32:24I'm...
00:32:25I just want to be hard with my daughter.
00:32:28What?
00:32:29I'll say.
00:32:30What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:32:33So I'll say keep you moving.
00:32:37Maybe...
00:32:38I won't tell.
00:32:49Or maybe we should.
00:32:51God, this is such a good kisser.
00:32:54Why does this feel so...
00:32:56I know you're...
00:33:02Oh, we're sorry.
00:33:05Yes.
00:33:13Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:16What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:33:19It's not you, Max.
00:33:20It's us.
00:33:21It's this.
00:33:21This is all an ass.
00:33:23Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:33:26You're right.
00:33:28I'm sorry.
00:33:29You need to be sorry.
00:33:31We just...
00:33:40Earthmark.
00:33:46What is that?
00:33:48It's him.
00:33:49The man from New Year's.
00:33:50Is...
00:33:51Is he...
00:33:52Piper's father?
00:33:56Why are you acting?
00:34:00Oh my God.
00:34:01Max is Piper's father.
00:34:04Are you okay?
00:34:05Yeah, I...
00:34:06I just, um...
00:34:08I just caught my head in.
00:34:10I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:13Um...
00:34:14Of course.
00:34:18We have a daughter together.
00:34:20Oh my God.
00:34:21What do I do?
00:34:28I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:34:30You can take the bed.
00:34:32Thanks.
00:34:35Hey.
00:34:37Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:39Look, fake marriage aside,
00:34:41I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:43So if there's something you need,
00:34:44I can help.
00:34:46I wanna help.
00:34:48He's Piper's father.
00:34:49He has a right to know.
00:34:52Um...
00:34:53Max...
00:34:55How would you feel
00:34:56if you found out you had a kid?
00:35:02A child?
00:35:04No, no, no.
00:35:04That's...
00:35:05That's impossible.
00:35:06I'm...
00:35:06Very...
00:35:07Careful.
00:35:09Mostly.
00:35:11I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:35:14Family to me is...
00:35:15A big commitment.
00:35:16And...
00:35:17I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:20Right.
00:35:22You wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:35:24I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:27Why do you ask?
00:35:29No reason.
00:35:30Just...
00:35:31Just curious.
00:35:32I...
00:35:33I feel like you're...
00:35:34Going somewhere with this.
00:35:36What?
00:35:37No.
00:35:38Well then...
00:35:39Can I ask you a question?
00:35:42Shoot?
00:35:48Where did you get these?
00:35:49And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:52I...
00:35:53Did not get those.
00:35:54I don't know where those came from.
00:35:55Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:36:01I...
00:36:01Oh my God.
00:36:03Look...
00:36:04OPAH!
00:36:14OPAH!
00:36:15Oh, you...
00:36:17The truth is...
00:36:19...is that I...
00:36:22Cuck...
00:36:23Cuck... Cuck... Cuck... Cuck... Cuck...
00:36:24Cuck... Cuck... Cuck... Cuck... Cuck...
00:36:29Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:36:36You need to take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:36:40I can see that.
00:36:42Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't mind.
00:36:46What? I don't want. You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm going to go get her.
00:36:52Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:56He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:37:02a thistle.
00:37:03But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good
00:37:12night.
00:37:15If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:37:19Good night, Piper.
00:37:24Is her dad still around?
00:37:26Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:37:31Uh, no.
00:37:32That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing on.
00:37:40Do you really think so?
00:37:42From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:45Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:37:54Max.
00:37:58You are Piper's father.
00:38:07I'll tell you a lot of times, right?
00:38:34Where's Piper?
00:38:36She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:55God, he's such a good kisser.
00:39:05Just going to kiss him around?
00:39:08Is all my work.
00:39:12Yeah, this.
00:39:15I remember this.
00:39:27Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:39:29How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:39:33Good morning, Smith.
00:39:34It was, uh, it was great.
00:39:36It was wonderful.
00:39:37Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:41Oh, no.
00:39:42What is that?
00:39:43Sardines and Saltines.
00:39:45It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:47It was my grand-grand's favorite during wartime.
00:39:50Don't be shy.
00:39:51Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:53Max, you don't have to.
00:39:55No, no.
00:39:56It's okay.
00:39:56It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:59It's okay.
00:40:18Good?
00:40:19Good?
00:40:22Sponsored.
00:40:24Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:26You gotta go see it, Miranda.
00:40:29Client.
00:40:30Client.
00:40:30Client.
00:40:31Can I have some water, please?
00:40:32That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:40:36What's the deal with them?
00:40:38Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:40Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:40:44Hey, don't worry. I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:50Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:55Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:41:09Wait, that earring.
00:41:11Wait, that earring.
00:41:14You like it?
00:41:15I was so bummed when I lost the match one years ago.
00:41:18Is it seven years ago?
00:41:21I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:41:27Right.
00:41:28It's just a common earring. Anyone can have it.
00:41:31Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:41:33She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:41:37So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:41:42But Mary said that Ava got married.
00:41:45What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:49An aging single mom. Slim pickings.
00:41:52I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:55That explains it.
00:41:57She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:42:00No, please, Miranda.
00:42:01Ava is your niece.
00:42:03Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:42:05Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:42:09Her track record speaks for itself.
00:42:11Exactly.
00:42:12Not like my Sierra.
00:42:13Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:42:18Oh, they're here.
00:42:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:28Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:29Merry Christmas.
00:42:31You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:42:33I am.
00:42:34I'm Eva's husband.
00:42:36Max, pleasure to meet you. Welcome.
00:42:38You're Eva's husband.
00:42:41But...
00:42:41You're gorgeous.
00:42:45But...
00:42:45I miss you.
00:42:47Look at you two.
00:42:48You look like you just sat down in the movie.
00:42:50Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:52Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:53This is for Max and I.
00:42:55Oh, my goodness.
00:42:56Glad you need that.
00:42:57Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:43:00Oops!
00:43:01Oh, my bad.
00:43:02Ooh!
00:43:02The homemade gift.
00:43:04How thrifty.
00:43:06Not all kisser, but the price tag.
00:43:09Mommy's right, you mean all the hat.
00:43:11You little.
00:43:14You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:43:17We will lose yours.
00:43:19Oh!
00:43:20The king broke my wrist.
00:43:22Look what you just did to my mother!
00:43:24My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:43:27He could ruin your butt!
00:43:36END
00:43:41Hi, are you okay?
00:43:43I'm fine.
00:43:44I'm just alright.
00:43:45It's okay.
00:43:47It's okay.
00:43:49Who are you?!
00:43:52Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:43:55Did you just slap me?!
00:43:57Next time it'll be a close fist.
00:43:59You're a fucking psycho.
00:44:01You know what, Sierra?
00:44:01I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:44:07We're family.
00:44:08She needs me.
00:44:14You okay, honey?
00:44:15Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:44:18Do something.
00:44:19You don't know who you're messing with.
00:44:21I've got the full weight of the Harrison group behind me.
00:44:24Oh, wow.
00:44:24I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:44:30Look, you don't have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:44:33Let's call him.
00:44:34I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:44:37Please, who do you think you are?
00:44:40Enough!
00:44:43There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:44:46Fine, Dad.
00:44:48Let it go, Nathan.
00:44:50They're just jealous.
00:44:53For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:44:55A thank you?
00:44:57A Nathan, a thank you.
00:44:59I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:45:03Do you want me to get the other key?
00:45:04All right, that's enough.
00:45:06Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:45:29Is this a joke?
00:45:31Can you please pass me some food?
00:45:33Hold it.
00:45:34Who said you could eat anything else?
00:45:36My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:42My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:46King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed white hill.
00:45:51Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:45:55And you don't get a single bite.
00:45:57It's just petty.
00:45:58Maybe so.
00:46:00But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:04Fine.
00:46:05Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:07Come on, let's go.
00:46:09No, no.
00:46:10Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:13Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:46:16I know, dear.
00:46:17I just want to have our family together.
00:46:20Fine.
00:46:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:24We're a stray thing, bitch.
00:46:25What was that?
00:46:29I just want to have our family together.
00:46:32Fine.
00:46:33We'll stay.
00:46:35Can I have a little nipple?
00:46:37It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:38We'll get something right after.
00:46:40Like drive-thru?
00:46:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:46:50No, sweet.
00:46:51Ow.
00:46:52Sweetie, are you okay?
00:46:54Just fine.
00:46:55You hit my child.
00:46:56You're fucking crazy.
00:46:58Well, if you teach her some manners, make it out of what we have to.
00:47:05Don't worry, Baker.
00:47:07I'll handle it.
00:47:10Don't worry, Baker.
00:47:11I'll handle it.
00:47:15Hi, uh...
00:47:17Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:23Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:24Give me two minutes.
00:47:25I want a phone call.
00:47:27As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:30Actually, I do.
00:47:32He's such a liar.
00:47:33This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:35Oh.
00:47:36It will be.
00:47:39Sam!
00:47:40Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:45I'm already on my way.
00:47:49Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:52I'm already on my way.
00:47:55You hear this guy?
00:47:56He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:47:59From Antarctica.
00:48:01Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:48:04His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:48:07Thanks.
00:48:08I'll be back.
00:48:08Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:10Santa's already on the swing.
00:48:12Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:48:22A helicopter?
00:48:29There's no way.
00:48:36How did she pull this off?
00:48:38She's name is like family.
00:48:39I thought I'd introduce you to her.
00:48:41Thanks, boss.
00:48:43Boss?
00:48:44Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:46Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:49Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:48:53I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:56You're CEO of Harrison Group?
00:49:02Come on.
00:49:05You can stop kidding around.
00:49:07You're the CEO.
00:49:08Why would you be here?
00:49:09I'm interviewing my husband.
00:49:11I actually am the CEO.
00:49:13Come on.
00:49:13You can stop the charade.
00:49:15Okay, this is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:49:18Eva?
00:49:18I'm not pretending.
00:49:21Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:49:34How is this possible?
00:49:37This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:43Who are you?
00:49:45I told you.
00:49:46Eva's husband.
00:49:48That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:50Wait.
00:49:51No.
00:49:52Hold on.
00:49:54You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:49:59You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:50:02Some of the small ones.
00:50:04I mean, you know that.
00:50:06You work for me.
00:50:07Oh, God.
00:50:08I insult to my own boss.
00:50:10I'm finished.
00:50:21Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:50:23Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:50:25Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:50:27For tonight, you're she-sense.
00:50:30And with that, you're Karina.
00:50:33You're fired.
00:50:34Fired?
00:50:35Sam?
00:50:40You're fired?
00:50:41God.
00:50:42I can't be fired!
00:50:44Yes!
00:50:46Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:47You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:49Please.
00:50:50Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:50:52Guys, I got the trash.
00:51:00And you.
00:51:01Oh, me?
00:51:03Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:51:05That was a Christmas joke.
00:51:06A family tradition.
00:51:08Yeah, well, this is a new family tradition.
00:51:11Sam?
00:51:15Will you do me the honors?
00:51:19Coffee.
00:51:23Merry Christmas.
00:51:25Oh, me.
00:51:28Father, do something.
00:51:30Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:51:32I'm leaving.
00:51:34Oh, my God.
00:51:35I've got it in our family.
00:51:42Come on, sweetie.
00:51:43Daddy, have a scrap line just for you.
00:51:46Eat as much as you want.
00:51:47Yes.
00:51:48Ready?
00:51:51I'm so sorry I won't do Christmas.
00:51:54I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:51:56Honestly?
00:51:58This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:52:00Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:52:02Just like this.
00:52:04Does he really mean that?
00:52:06Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:07I can't tell.
00:52:09And that terrifies me.
00:52:16Merry Christmas, Ms. Harrison.
00:52:17I brought you a gift.
00:52:19Here's the fraternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:52:21Oh.
00:52:26Oh.
00:52:27This is wonderful.
00:52:30Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:33Tell me everything.
00:52:34Miss Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works on me, too.
00:52:40Don't worry, Maximus.
00:52:41I thought I raised you better.
00:52:44A high school dropout?
00:52:46In the Harrison family?
00:52:49Not a chance.
00:52:53She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:52:57Maximus seems to like her.
00:52:58Silence.
00:52:59Get me the address where she works.
00:53:01It's Happy Hills on Broadway.
00:53:03That's nice.
00:53:04We own that one.
00:53:06Good work.
00:53:08I think that's a stupid hat.
00:53:20Thanks.
00:53:20So your dad insisted that I try this one.
00:53:23They've been saving for 20 years.
00:53:27Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:53:29Yeah, how about you?
00:53:34Me?
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:37Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:42Eva.
00:53:54What birthmark?
00:53:55Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:54:02Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:54:04So much we're not telling each other.
00:54:08No feelings, no complications.
00:54:10That's what we agreed upon.
00:54:11Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:14Max.
00:54:15Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:54:18It's cold.
00:54:20Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:54:23Max.
00:54:26I need to tell you something.
00:54:29Something important.
00:54:31What's gotten into her?
00:54:33Is she hiding something?
00:54:35It's just the part where you tell me there's no Santa.
00:54:39I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:44Hyper is...
00:54:47Hyper is...
00:54:48Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:51Sweetie.
00:54:52Oh, my gosh.
00:54:53I'm so swollen.
00:54:54Must have known when that whip smacked her with a fork earlier.
00:54:57Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:54:58Mommy's gonna go get a first date, okay?
00:55:02Come on, Hyper.
00:55:06Okay, let me see.
00:55:10I promise I won't let anybody hurt you or Mommy again.
00:55:15That's not true.
00:55:16You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:21Daddy!
00:55:22No!
00:55:29Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:55:35Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:39Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:41Really?
00:55:41Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:46You think it will scar?
00:55:52I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:54Scars make you look like a badass.
00:55:55I have more, too.
00:55:58Dad.
00:55:59I got that when I was about your age.
00:56:02Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:56:05Really?
00:56:05No way.
00:56:07No.
00:56:07It was actually a cactus.
00:56:09But it's still cool.
00:56:12I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:56:18Piper, how long have you had that?
00:56:20My mom thought I had that when I was born.
00:56:28And how old are you?
00:56:29Six.
00:56:31Six?
00:56:31That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:56:34Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:56:36Ava, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:41What do I even say?
00:56:43And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:45Sorry, honey.
00:56:46This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:50Um, yeah.
00:56:54Can I see your hands, sweetie?
00:56:56Ava.
00:57:01Okay, look.
00:57:07Piper is...
00:57:11Go on.
00:57:18That must be an emergency.
00:57:21Excuse me.
00:57:22Sorry.
00:57:23I'll take this.
00:57:30Wait, are you okay?
00:57:32Yeah.
00:57:34Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:57:37I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:57:42Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:45I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:57:48She's a high school dropout.
00:57:50She doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:53She's only fit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:56I'm Eva's husband.
00:57:57Max.
00:57:57That man has no idea what the treasure...
00:58:01He's missing out.
00:58:06I'm sorry, Max.
00:58:07You can't help Piper's your daughter.
00:58:09Your mother would take her away.
00:58:11After Christmas, it's over.
00:58:15Eva?
00:58:17I'm sorry.
00:58:17Maximus?
00:58:18Are you even listening to me?
00:58:20No, Mom, Mom.
00:58:21Listen.
00:58:21I'm sorry.
00:58:22Okay?
00:58:23Eva's my wife.
00:58:24And I've made up my mind.
00:58:25I'm not leaving her.
00:58:28I'm not leaving her.
00:58:34Yeah.
00:58:35Uh-huh.
00:58:35See?
00:58:35Here I am.
00:58:39Oh, this is for you, Grandma.
00:58:46Oh, wow.
00:58:48That's so cool.
00:58:51Derek, this is from Eva.
00:58:53Oh, you're so bummed.
00:58:56I'm glad you.
00:59:01Oh!
00:59:03Man, you're right.
00:59:04Grandpa, language so ears.
00:59:12Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:59:15Send me the other room by the train set.
00:59:17Hey, what's the song that we sang?
00:59:19Hey, big.
00:59:20Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:59:23We'll be back, guys.
00:59:23Walking home from our house.
00:59:25Christmas Eve.
00:59:30You ever told me?
00:59:34Have we met before?
00:59:39Have we met before?
00:59:42She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:59:47I don't know what you're getting at.
00:59:50Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
01:00:02I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:03Lots of people have birthmarks.
01:00:04They're very common.
01:00:06They feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
01:00:09No matter how I feel about him.
01:00:13Maybe.
01:00:16Are you okay?
01:00:19The claw's a bad idea.
01:00:23I know.
01:00:24I'm fine.
01:00:26Um.
01:00:27Oh, I almost forgot.
01:00:31Yeah, she is.
01:00:33You got me a gift, too?
01:00:35Kiss the season.
01:00:37Okay.
01:00:51Close.
01:00:53Did you make these?
01:00:55Yeah.
01:00:56I know this is a fake marriage, but it's Christmas.
01:01:00You've already done so much for me.
01:01:01I just wanted to do a little something for you.
01:01:06How did I go?
01:01:07Warm, right?
01:01:09Yeah.
01:01:09Warm.
01:01:12Soft.
01:01:15Perfect.
01:01:20Thank you, Eva.
01:01:22I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:01:26Really?
01:01:28Yeah, my mom.
01:01:29She partied all the time.
01:01:31And I got gifts.
01:01:33Plenty of them, but...
01:01:35I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:01:38Nothing personal.
01:01:41You deserve it.
01:01:43You're a good guy.
01:01:46And that someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:01:53And what if that day is today.
01:01:58What if I've already found someone special?
01:02:02Right here.
01:02:07皆さん, we can't...
01:02:28Mars, we can't...
01:02:31If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:02:39I want you to stop.
01:02:48No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:04I still can't resist him.
01:03:06I still can't resist him, I still can't resist him.
01:03:15I still can't resist him and I still can't resist him.
01:03:16If you want me to stop, you can't resist him.
01:03:20I don't want you to stop.
01:03:22I'm on the left hand.
01:03:31Barbara?
01:03:52Grandma, I'm up here!
01:04:11That was way too close.
01:04:14Yeah.
01:04:15We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:04:20Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:25Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:30Yeah, you still haven't given me mine.
01:04:36I'll be giving it to you.
01:04:37I'll be giving it to you.
01:04:40Yeah.
01:04:40I'll be giving it to you.
01:04:41Yeah, you still haven't been given you?
01:04:42Yeah!
01:04:44Yeah.
01:05:15Why are you calling me so bad?
01:05:21Hello?
01:05:22Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What would it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:30W-what?
01:05:31We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:05:38go.
01:05:39My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his childhood.
01:05:43But Piper is my daughter. And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:48So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own. But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:55Well, that's not a beautiful wife.
01:06:01You okay?
01:06:06Look, we made it to Christmas.
01:06:10So I think it's best to read our cyber monies.
01:06:14What are you talking about?
01:06:15It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:22Eva, wait!
01:06:26So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:34Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:06:38So, it's just a goodbye.
01:06:42Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:47Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:06:51But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:54And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:57Just tell me what you need.
01:06:59I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:07:02a good father.
01:07:04Just say the word.
01:07:11You don't get it.
01:07:13You don't get it.
01:07:21I think it's time that I go back to you.
01:07:28I won't give up on us.
01:07:46Are we here?
01:07:48Yes.
01:07:49As much as I don't want us to be,
01:07:52we're back.
01:07:56Piper, sweetie, make up.
01:07:58Um...
01:08:03How could she just walk away?
01:08:12Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:08:14It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:17Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:20You promise.
01:08:21Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:23Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:27All right, fine.
01:08:29When?
01:08:31Two days.
01:08:32I'll come pick you up.
01:08:33Don't eat.
01:08:35Just send me the address on me there.
01:08:42I know you and Mommy thought,
01:08:45but she still really likes you.
01:08:48So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:50Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:52If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:08:54I always fight for the ones I love.
01:09:16He was meeting my mother today.
01:09:18Time to finally throw her the truth.
01:09:21Boss?
01:09:23Boss?
01:09:27Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:30I need to go and back my family.
01:09:33Family?
01:09:33Boss, you okay?
01:09:35Never better.
01:09:38Go get her, Max.
01:09:43You got your best smile.
01:09:45Ah, there he is.
01:09:48Maximus, darling.
01:09:50I have some prospects for you.
01:09:52Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:58Oh.
01:10:00I told you.
01:10:01I already found the woman I love.
01:10:09Maximus, stop this.
01:10:11That evil woman is skinny, your son.
01:10:15Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:10:17and I'll find you another.
01:10:19You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:22No, I'm not.
01:10:25Oh.
01:10:26I work in waste management,
01:10:28and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:30I'm Eva's husband,
01:10:32and I'm a father.
01:10:35What?
01:10:50That's her.
01:10:51The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:56Hi.
01:10:57Welcome in.
01:10:58Can I help you find something?
01:10:59I want to try those.
01:11:04Awesome.
01:11:05Will I get them for you right away?
01:11:07Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:13No, no, no.
01:11:14I know what I want.
01:11:16Size 7th.
01:11:19Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:11:21but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:23Come on.
01:11:24She wants the white shoes.
01:11:31Ignore her.
01:11:31She's just going to be over the holidays.
01:11:33Here, let me help you.
01:11:35Come on.
01:11:35Come on.
01:11:39She seems kind.
01:11:46I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:49She's just doing her job.
01:11:52How do you feel?
01:11:53Well, I love the style.
01:11:55But it's too small.
01:11:57I think I need a size up.
01:11:59Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:12:04Right away.
01:12:05I'll be right back.
01:12:06She's not only kind.
01:12:08She's patient.
01:12:09Was I wrong about her?
01:12:26Are you only here, Beckwith?
01:12:30Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:32She can't walk.
01:12:36That's just pure evil.
01:12:40Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:43She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:45Who cares?
01:12:46It's the last pair.
01:12:48I get paid commission.
01:12:54I'm not giving that, Vanessa.
01:12:58See?
01:12:59This is your whole problem.
01:13:02This is why you'll always be broke.
01:13:06I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:13:09I'm not sending her joke.
01:13:12She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:15People who insult her all day?
01:13:18I'm your manager.
01:13:23Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:13:26or you're fired.
01:13:32Did I stutter?
01:13:38You don't have to fire me.
01:13:41I quit.
01:13:48I don't work here anymore.
01:13:51Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:13:54They're broken.
01:13:55Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:13:57You're a good person, after all.
01:14:00Looks like I misjudged you.
01:14:03I'm sorry?
01:14:06Why are you still here, Eva?
01:14:09Get out.
01:14:15You're not disabled?
01:14:16Selling broken heels to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:21Absolutely shameful.
01:14:23Who are you?
01:14:25I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:14:29and the owner of this store.
01:14:32You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:14:36I am.
01:14:37And you, my dear, are fired.
01:14:41What did I do?
01:14:44You are a good person.
01:14:47From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:14:53Are you serious?
01:14:57That's right.
01:14:59Don't be nervous, child.
01:15:01You are professional, responsible,
01:15:04far better than that two-bit manager.
01:15:10You, out.
01:15:13I'll leave.
01:15:17I'm leaving.
01:15:20I...
01:15:21I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:24No, don't worry.
01:15:26You're getting a promotion.
01:15:28You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:33First assignment?
01:15:34I want that row.
01:15:37And that row.
01:15:38And the entire display case.
01:15:41Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:15:45Okay.
01:15:46Yeah.
01:15:48Once we're home,
01:15:49I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:52I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:16:01She's the mother of CEO.
01:16:03Of course she lives like this.
01:16:15Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:21Lax?
01:16:22Eva.
01:16:23What are you doing here?
01:16:26I, uh...
01:16:27There you are, Eva.
01:16:30Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:16:33My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:37Wait.
01:16:40It means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:16:46Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:47Stop.
01:16:49And you.
01:16:50You lied to me at the store.
01:16:53You were both just testing me?
01:16:55Is this some sick game that's people's eye?
01:16:58I'm sorry, Eva.
01:17:00I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:17:03But I was wrong.
01:17:05Eva, please.
01:17:05I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:17:08Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:17:11Who did you think that of me?
01:17:13It's not like that, dear.
01:17:15Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:18Mom!
01:17:19What did you do?
01:17:20I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:23We're not together.
01:17:25And I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:31I'm being a horrible mistake.
01:17:35What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:36No effort.
01:17:41Eva.
01:17:42Let me go.
01:17:43I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:45But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:17:47Stop pretending that you care.
01:17:48I'm not pretending.
01:17:49Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:51In everything I've done for you.
01:17:53And Piper, this is real.
01:17:59Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:18:04Max, the king.
01:18:05God, you were trying to fucking insane.
01:18:10I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:18:14Just say the word.
01:18:18See?
01:18:21Stop fighting.
01:18:24We belong together.
01:18:26You're wrong.
01:18:28Wrong about what?
01:18:30That you care?
01:18:32Or we belong together?
01:18:33Look, I already told you.
01:18:35We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:37Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:18:41I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:18:47Eva.
01:18:50Eva!
01:18:53I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:55Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:19:04Ow!
01:19:06Are you okay, Mommy?
01:19:08Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:19:10Come here.
01:19:19No, you're not fine.
01:19:20You're sad.
01:19:23I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:27I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:32I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:19:37Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:40Look, look.
01:19:42You're right.
01:19:44What am I doing?
01:19:45Running like a coward?
01:19:48I've always taught you to be brave.
01:19:51Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:54I believe in you.
01:19:56What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:58I know exactly what to say to him.
01:20:03Maximus deserves to know.
01:20:06Piper is his daughter.
01:20:13Enough sulking.
01:20:15Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:20:19Don't you think I want to?
01:20:21She doesn't want me.
01:20:23I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:25Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:26You can't abandon her.
01:20:28Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:29I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:20:33And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:20:37What are you talking about?
01:20:39I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:42Piper is your daughter.
01:20:45What?
01:20:46See for yourself.
01:20:52That's right.
01:20:54Seven years ago.
01:20:57Who years that woman was evil?
01:21:09Eva!
01:21:11Hey!
01:21:13Daddy!
01:21:15Daddy!
01:21:16Piper!
01:21:18Oh.
01:21:20I missed you so much.
01:21:27You came back.
01:21:32I, uh...
01:21:34Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:21:43I, uh...
01:21:44I'm scared.
01:21:46But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:49Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:54Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:21:57I have something to tell you, too.
01:22:01I appreciate your daughter.
01:22:03You knew.
01:22:05My sweet granddaughter.
01:22:07Mama!
01:22:11I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:22:14You've known this whole time?
01:22:15I was scared.
01:22:17Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:22:19I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:22:22How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:36I love you, Eva.
01:22:40I love you, Eva.
01:22:41I love you, too.
01:22:42I promise.
01:22:43For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:47As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:23:01Will you marry me, Eva?
01:23:03For real this time?
01:23:05Yeah, yes.
01:23:07Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:23:21It looks like your stuff would be the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:23:29I won't have it any other way.
01:23:36Who's that?
01:23:38Hey, Eva!
01:23:41Take me back!
01:23:44Oh, my God!
01:23:45I was sure you died!
01:23:49Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:52Again.
01:23:55No?
01:23:56Not funny?
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