- 7 weeks ago
Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas
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00:00:00I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:03All right, it's about that time.
00:00:05So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:14Yeah, him.
00:00:16Hi!
00:00:18Just play along.
00:00:19Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:25Happy New Year!
00:00:30You have a cute scar.
00:00:50It's just my birthmark.
00:00:53If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:00:57I don't want you to stop.
00:01:00I don't want you to stop.
00:01:29I was so drunk last night.
00:01:32I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:37I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:45Happy New Year!
00:01:47Sam, it's me.
00:01:48Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:50I don't care how.
00:01:51Just do it.
00:01:52I will find you.
00:01:59Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:03Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:06I need grandkids.
00:02:07I need you to...
00:02:08Message received, Mom.
00:02:09I need to go now.
00:02:11I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:12Seven years.
00:02:21Seven years.
00:02:22Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:25And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:26Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:36Boss, it's been years.
00:02:41I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:43Your vest, sir.
00:02:44But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:47She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:49Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:50And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:53We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:02:55or she'll jack up the price.
00:02:56Good.
00:02:57Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:02Hi.
00:03:03One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:05And one hot chocolate.
00:03:06I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:11Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:16Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:18It's just for Christmas.
00:03:20But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:23Where's my real one?
00:03:29I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:33Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:36Daddy!
00:03:44No!
00:03:45What?
00:03:52Daddy!
00:03:52No!
00:03:53I'm sorry.
00:03:55I'm not your dad.
00:03:57No, I know you're my daddy.
00:03:58Just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:00Oh.
00:04:01Mommy, hurry.
00:04:02Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:06I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:15He's gorgeous.
00:04:16Why does she feel so familiar here?
00:04:25She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:27Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:29You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:31So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:34See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:36Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:37What's your name?
00:04:38Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:41Max, Aurelius.
00:04:43Eva.
00:04:44I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:49I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:52I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:55So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:01$1,000 an hour?
00:05:03Well, yeah.
00:05:04It's $500 a day.
00:05:06Is that enough?
00:05:08That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:09Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:11That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:13You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:15Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:17Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:22And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:29So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:32Fine.
00:05:33But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39Deal.
00:05:42Ready to go get married?
00:05:52Wow.
00:05:58Clean up nice.
00:06:00It's my wedding day, after all.
00:06:02Pictures.
00:06:10Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:22Okay, well, I think we got it.
00:06:38Oh, I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:44and have a happy family.
00:06:45Yeah, of course.
00:06:47Happy holidays, Mom.
00:06:59From my family to you.
00:07:09Bad news, boss.
00:07:10The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:14Wait, she bailed?
00:07:15And who is?
00:07:19Who is she?
00:07:22Whatever.
00:07:23It doesn't matter.
00:07:24I've got what I need.
00:07:28Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:30I already found someone.
00:07:36Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:39Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:41Christmas shopping?
00:07:42I should come.
00:07:43Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I should
00:07:48have some say in the gifts.
00:07:50It'll make it more believable.
00:07:55Fine.
00:07:56Yeah, fine.
00:07:56Okay.
00:07:57You can come.
00:08:05Let's go.
00:08:06Which mall are we going to?
00:08:08Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:10Uh-oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:11What the actual fuck?
00:08:22Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:28Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:31She does kind of look like him.
00:08:39So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:44Here, let me get this.
00:08:47I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:48Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:08:59in front of them.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:04No, no, definitely not.
00:09:06And absolutely no...
00:09:07Sex?
00:09:08Yes.
00:09:09It's strictly business.
00:09:12Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:14What?
00:09:17Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:20I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:26Let's go.
00:09:33Here.
00:09:34What are you doing?
00:09:35I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:39Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:44Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:4850% off pies?
00:09:50Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5212 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:09:53They're the best kind.
00:09:55Hurry up and go.
00:09:56Go.
00:09:56What are you standing here for?
00:09:59Hello there.
00:10:00Hi.
00:10:01You ready?
00:10:01Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:03Okay, great.
00:10:04We have a holiday special today.
00:10:06Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:12Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:13What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:15Well, you get a move on.
00:10:17I just got here.
00:10:19Relax.
00:10:20Yeah, yeah.
00:10:23Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:25Okay, thank you.
00:10:28Hurry up and pay.
00:10:29I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:34You can wait your turn.
00:10:40Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:48Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:49Not the pies.
00:10:50Not the pies.
00:10:51You can just set those on top.
00:10:53Boom.
00:10:54Hi, guys.
00:10:59I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:04Of quarters.
00:11:06Thank you so much.
00:11:07Of course.
00:11:08I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:10She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:12Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:14Just to give it away.
00:11:17Merry Christmas.
00:11:17Merry Christmas.
00:11:18What?
00:11:24You do that often?
00:11:26As often as I can.
00:11:32We should go.
00:11:33We got to pick up paper.
00:11:37Watch out.
00:11:48You done feeling me up?
00:12:00Shut up.
00:12:01Oh, sorry.
00:12:01I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:03Yeah, well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:10And don't be late.
00:12:11Harrison Group?
00:12:24Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:27Sort of.
00:12:28Not that I'm judging.
00:12:30I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:35Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:38I think that's respectable.
00:12:39Can we pick another company?
00:12:42No.
00:12:44Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:45And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:46My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:48So, it's perfect.
00:12:54Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:12:57Don't worry.
00:12:58Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:00I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:03Too much.
00:13:09Let's go, Sam.
00:13:26It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:28Don, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:32It's my daughter's.
00:13:35Daughter's.
00:13:37Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:40Hey, there they are!
00:13:57Nice to make it!
00:13:59Oh, dad.
00:14:00So glad you made it.
00:14:02Oh, I missed you.
00:14:03So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:08He's coming.
00:14:09Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:11Good, good, good.
00:14:13So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:17When's he arriving?
00:14:18Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:23Poor thing.
00:14:24Not surprising.
00:14:25I mean, she's 30.
00:14:27Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:30Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:36This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:40Auntie Pamela?
00:14:41Debbie?
00:14:42My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:45We're only worried about you.
00:14:47All these years without a husband.
00:14:49Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:50You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:54And look what happened.
00:14:56She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:14:59I'm not alone.
00:15:01Mm-hmm.
00:15:02And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:07He's a manager.
00:15:09Manager of what?
00:15:11Trash.
00:15:13Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:18You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:20Actually, he's right here.
00:15:26Oh, wow.
00:15:28Wow.
00:15:30He is really good looking.
00:15:32Ah, must be AI.
00:15:34Mm-hmm.
00:15:35Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:38Fake.
00:15:39That's enough.
00:15:40She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:42Show some respect.
00:15:43Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:50him down?
00:15:51Well, guess what?
00:15:52William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:55Makes 500 grand a year.
00:15:58That's half a million.
00:16:00Half a million.
00:16:01Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:05And speak of the devil.
00:16:10Willie, you made it.
00:16:13There you are.
00:16:24Oh, look at you now.
00:16:27Living the dream.
00:16:28Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:30Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste
00:16:35manager.
00:16:36So married, huh?
00:16:38Is it serious?
00:16:40That's what marriage is.
00:16:42It's pretty serious.
00:16:43Wow.
00:16:45You must have rushed the tie the knot, huh?
00:16:47Makes sense, though.
00:16:48You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:52Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:54A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:57Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:00That's right.
00:17:01I just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:06Women love a man in red.
00:17:08Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:11When I sit on my lap.
00:17:12Don't touch me.
00:17:14Oh, so entitled.
00:17:17Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:20And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:25I mean, look at that car.
00:17:27Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:30Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:33Ditch your no-body husband and marry me instead.
00:17:38I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:46My mom would never marry.
00:17:47She already has a husband.
00:17:49He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:54Is that so?
00:17:55Well, then, where is he?
00:17:58Because I don't see him.
00:18:00Does anyone see him?
00:18:03Now, just like I thought,
00:18:06telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:09That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:12And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:17Hey.
00:18:18Mommy.
00:18:19Hey, are you okay?
00:18:20I see your hands.
00:18:21Oh, my God.
00:18:23I'm going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:25Come on, honey.
00:18:26Let's go.
00:18:28What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:30How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:33Let me go.
00:18:35Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:38when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:41Let me go.
00:18:56Touch my wife again,
00:18:57and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:03Max, you came.
00:19:05Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:08Where's Piper?
00:19:10William Hitter?
00:19:12Mom, Dad, I'd take her inside.
00:19:14Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:17Well, well, well.
00:19:18If it isn't the Waste Mariner
00:19:20I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:22That's right.
00:19:22Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:30It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:32I'm Max.
00:19:33Eva told us all about you.
00:19:34From New York.
00:19:35Polite.
00:19:36Handsome.
00:19:37Just like she said.
00:19:39Wow.
00:19:40He was an AI.
00:19:42See?
00:19:43He's real.
00:19:44And he's more of a man here
00:19:46than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:47You son of a bitch.
00:19:49You just ruined my suit.
00:19:50And watch the way that you drive that
00:19:51pristine automobile.
00:19:54That car?
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57That's worth more than a house.
00:20:00That car?
00:20:01It was all over the news
00:20:02when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:05Wait.
00:20:07Are you?
00:20:12Like I said,
00:20:13I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:19You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:21You stole it.
00:20:23That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:25Jesus.
00:20:26How did you get away with it?
00:20:27That's what I want to know.
00:20:29Enough, please.
00:20:32I trust my daughter.
00:20:34She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:38Max, be honest with me.
00:20:40Where did that car come from?
00:20:42How much did you want for it?
00:20:44I'll pay you more money
00:20:45even if you'd make it three lifetimes.
00:20:48So,
00:20:48you need a breath, man.
00:20:53All right, that's it.
00:20:54I'm calling the cops.
00:20:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:57Wait.
00:20:58What?
00:20:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:02Oh, well.
00:21:04Too late.
00:21:04Listen, hon, I believe you.
00:21:13But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:17Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:19It's my car, okay?
00:21:20It's not stolen.
00:21:21Yeah?
00:21:22If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:25Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:29Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:31But then you have to get lost.
00:21:33And never show your face
00:21:34around my wife or child again.
00:21:36Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:38Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:40Loser!
00:21:41Say one more word,
00:21:42and I'll give him a real reason
00:21:43to take me in.
00:21:46Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:49It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:53Here.
00:21:54Title and proof of ownership.
00:21:55Mr. Harrison?
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Just play alone.
00:22:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:17Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:18before I kick your ass
00:22:20all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:21Yes, sir!
00:22:22I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:23I...
00:22:24I...
00:22:24Please, take somebody seriously.
00:22:26Please.
00:22:36Oh, that William?
00:22:39What a jerk, huh?
00:22:41He fooled me.
00:22:42What can I say?
00:22:43Let's not let this little misunderstanding
00:22:45ruin the holidays.
00:22:47Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:49Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:50We were just looking out for you.
00:22:52Oh, please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:55You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:22:57Soon.
00:22:58Do you think that, uh,
00:22:59you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:01A job at the Harrison Group
00:23:03even in the mailroom would open doors.
00:23:06We are family, aren't we?
00:23:08Family takes care of each other.
00:23:11If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group,
00:23:13you can put in an application
00:23:14like everyone else.
00:23:15Abigail, come on.
00:23:17Talk to her for us.
00:23:18Didn't you just say that my daughter
00:23:21was undateable?
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:23I think you need to take care
00:23:24of your own issues first.
00:23:25My daughter is just far too busy
00:23:28for your best life
00:23:29with my new son-in-law.
00:23:31Come on, guys.
00:23:32Let's go in.
00:23:33Welcome to the family.
00:23:37Welcome.
00:23:38Come on in.
00:23:39Come on in.
00:23:39This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:45You can't tell the difference
00:23:46between AI and reality.
00:23:49My fault.
00:23:50You were the one
00:23:50who was pushing her
00:23:51onto that worm, William.
00:23:53Oh!
00:24:03Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:05And how do you know
00:24:06the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:07And how do you...
00:24:08I told you.
00:24:09I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:11I have a friend in high places.
00:24:13A friend who just hands you keys
00:24:15to million-dollar,
00:24:16one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:18Yes.
00:24:19It's the season of giving.
00:24:20He knows people.
00:24:22Has connections.
00:24:23He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:26You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:27Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:29Capisce?
00:24:29Oh, my God.
00:24:30Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:33Dad!
00:24:34Mom!
00:24:34Mom, thank you so much
00:24:36for letting Max and I
00:24:37stay in your home.
00:24:38Oh, honey.
00:24:39We're just so happy
00:24:40that you found such a
00:24:42handsome, strong,
00:24:44good-looking...
00:24:45I think they get it, hon.
00:24:49Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:50Oh, she's fine.
00:24:52One of you guys just get settled in
00:24:54and we will go check on her.
00:24:55And if your mom takes a cold shower,
00:24:58we'll come back
00:24:58and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:00Great.
00:25:01All right, see you in a bit.
00:25:02Joey?
00:25:03What are you doing?
00:25:06Okay.
00:25:08Hey, was that not a, uh,
00:25:10breach of contract?
00:25:14Relax.
00:25:14It was just a hug.
00:25:17Ugh.
00:25:19We just got here
00:25:20and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:21You'll be okay.
00:25:23It's just one week.
00:25:24Kill me now.
00:25:25Well, I would,
00:25:26but I need to get paid.
00:25:27What are you doing?
00:25:34That's weird.
00:25:36They were so lovey-dovey
00:25:37just a second ago.
00:25:38I don't know.
00:25:39Something just feels off.
00:25:40Come on.
00:25:41That's ridiculous.
00:25:42I mean,
00:25:43what do you want them to do?
00:25:44Make out progress?
00:25:45To prove it?
00:25:47I don't like this.
00:25:48Mmm.
00:25:49Later.
00:25:52Let's go.
00:25:52Here we go.
00:25:59Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:01Everything looks amazing
00:26:02and happy holidays.
00:26:04To the newest member
00:26:04of our family,
00:26:06Max.
00:26:07Oh.
00:26:08Welcome.
00:26:09Cheers.
00:26:10Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:11Looks great.
00:26:12Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:14I had no idea what you liked,
00:26:16so I just whipped up
00:26:17a little bit of everything.
00:26:19But we all know what
00:26:20Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:23Mmm.
00:26:24Oh, no.
00:26:24Mom's testing him.
00:26:25She's trying to see
00:26:26if he's legit.
00:26:27You mean to tell me
00:26:28you two are married
00:26:28and you don't even know
00:26:29my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:34Ow.
00:26:35Eva, sweetie.
00:26:37Kicking my foot.
00:26:38Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:40Oh, jeez.
00:26:42It's okay.
00:26:44Look, mom,
00:26:44of course he knows it's...
00:26:45I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:52Um...
00:26:54Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:01Did I hear this right?
00:27:02They're the best kind.
00:27:05Well, of course.
00:27:06It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:08See?
00:27:09Are you happy now?
00:27:11That's good,
00:27:12but something still falls off.
00:27:13Mom,
00:27:14don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:16We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:18and we eloped
00:27:20before we got to know
00:27:20everything about each other,
00:27:22but our marriage is real.
00:27:24I guess your mom's
00:27:25just watching too many
00:27:26of those real short shows.
00:27:28Ah,
00:27:28now those
00:27:30are quality.
00:27:32Okay, well,
00:27:33then answer this.
00:27:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:38Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:42I knew it was a good idea
00:27:43to pick this up.
00:27:45Well,
00:27:46um,
00:27:47it's...
00:27:47Silly face.
00:27:48Dropped it outside
00:27:49on the sidewalk.
00:27:51Luckily,
00:27:51I was there
00:27:52to pick it up for her.
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:56I am not paying extra
00:27:57for this.
00:27:58I consider it
00:27:59a Christmas gift.
00:28:00That's beautiful.
00:28:00Those are blousers.
00:28:02That's nice.
00:28:04You can afford this
00:28:05on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:07Well,
00:28:07believe it or not,
00:28:08Miss Smith,
00:28:08there is a lot
00:28:09of garbage out there.
00:28:10And I'm not just
00:28:11talking about William.
00:28:12I'll drink to that.
00:28:14I agree with you there.
00:28:16So,
00:28:16come on, guys.
00:28:17Let's eat.
00:28:18Come on.
00:28:25And this is where
00:28:32y'all will be staying.
00:28:34I have another room
00:28:35set up for Piper.
00:28:37Nice and festive for you.
00:28:39No complications,
00:28:40right?
00:28:40Sorry, honey.
00:28:42Uh, mom,
00:28:42you know what?
00:28:43I should stay
00:28:44with Piper tonight.
00:28:45Oh, honey,
00:28:46newlyweds
00:28:46shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:49Oh,
00:28:50I just remembered
00:28:51the city's
00:28:52turning the water
00:28:52off at 10.
00:28:53Something about
00:28:54water conservation.
00:28:55That means you have
00:28:5615 minutes to shower.
00:28:5715 minutes?
00:29:00Honey,
00:29:00it's no big deal.
00:29:01Just shower together.
00:29:03Shower together?
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:09Okay,
00:29:09you guys,
00:29:10have a good night,
00:29:10okay?
00:29:15You heard her.
00:29:16Whoa!
00:29:37Whoa!
00:29:38Why are you stripping?
00:29:41Well,
00:29:41I can't take a shower
00:29:42and get clothes on.
00:29:43Come on,
00:29:44we're wasting time.
00:29:44You have 15 minutes.
00:29:45Nice try.
00:29:46I am not showering
00:29:47with you.
00:29:48All right,
00:29:49sleep yourself.
00:29:50All room for me
00:29:50in there.
00:29:51Not if I meet you
00:29:52there first.
00:30:09Come on, Max.
00:30:11Get out of the way.
00:30:13We agreed,
00:30:13nothing physical.
00:30:14You're the one
00:30:15with the dirty
00:30:15thoughts,
00:30:16wifey.
00:30:17Relax.
00:30:18I won't touch you
00:30:18unless you say
00:30:20you want me to.
00:30:23But that'll cost extra.
00:30:27In your dreams.
00:30:37Free to join me.
00:30:37If you keep staring at my ass,
00:30:49you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:01You wish.
00:31:02Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:04Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:05It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:09Oh, yeah?
00:31:10True.
00:31:22Holy shit.
00:31:26This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:30I'll say.
00:31:33What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:36Still think you can lose this?
00:31:39Baby.
00:31:40I don't think I want you.
00:31:47Max, I shouldn't.
00:31:51Or maybe we should.
00:31:52God, he's such a good kisser.
00:31:55Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:04Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:15Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:17What?
00:32:18I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:20It's not you, Max.
00:32:21It's us.
00:32:21It's this.
00:32:22This is all an act.
00:32:23Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:26You're right.
00:32:29I'm sorry.
00:32:30I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:31Just...
00:32:32That birthmark.
00:32:46What is that?
00:32:49It's him.
00:32:49The man from New Year's.
00:32:51Is he...
00:32:52Piper's father?
00:32:56Why are you acting?
00:32:57Oh, my God.
00:33:01Max is Piper's father.
00:33:03Are you okay?
00:33:05Yeah.
00:33:06I just, um...
00:33:07I just got lightheaded.
00:33:09I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:11Alone.
00:33:13Of course.
00:33:17We have a daughter together.
00:33:19Oh, my God.
00:33:20What do I do?
00:33:21What do I do?
00:33:21What do I do?
00:33:27I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:29You can take the bed.
00:33:31Thanks.
00:33:34Hey.
00:33:35Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:37Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:39I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:41So if there's something you need,
00:33:43I can help.
00:33:44I want to help.
00:33:46He's Piper's father.
00:33:48He has a right to know.
00:33:50Um, Max.
00:33:53How would you feel
00:33:54if you found out you had a kid?
00:33:57A child?
00:34:01No, no, no.
00:34:02That's impossible.
00:34:03I'm very careful.
00:34:06Mostly.
00:34:09I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:11Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:14and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:17Right.
00:34:19He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:22I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:24Why do you ask?
00:34:25No reason.
00:34:27Just, just curious.
00:34:29No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:32What?
00:34:34No.
00:34:35Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:39Shoot.
00:34:39Where did you get these?
00:34:46And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:48I did not get those.
00:34:50I don't know where those came from.
00:34:52Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:34:55Give me that place.
00:34:58Give me the...
00:34:59Give me the...
00:35:00Woo!
00:35:01Evan, the truth is...
00:35:14Is that I...
00:35:16Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:20Just a second.
00:35:21Come in.
00:35:22Hey, hon.
00:35:24Oh!
00:35:26Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:31Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:33We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:35I can see that.
00:35:37Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:39I mean, if you don't...
00:35:40If you don't mind.
00:35:41Well, atta boy.
00:35:43You know what?
00:35:43Just put a shirt on.
00:35:45I'm going to go get her.
00:35:46Piper!
00:35:47Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:48He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the
00:35:56down of a thistle.
00:35:58But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all,
00:36:05a good night.
00:36:09If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:13Good night, Piper.
00:36:18Is her dad still around?
00:36:20Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:24Uh, no.
00:36:26That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:34Do you really think so?
00:36:36From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:38Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:40He deserves to know.
00:36:41Max, you're Piper's father.
00:37:00I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:02I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:11Where's Piper?
00:37:28She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:30God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:48Just gonna kiss and run?
00:37:59Not on my watch.
00:38:04Yeah, this.
00:38:06I remember this.
00:38:08Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:20How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:23Good morning, Ms. Smith.
00:38:24It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:26Wonderful.
00:38:27Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:31Oh, no.
00:38:32What is that?
00:38:33Sardines and saltines.
00:38:35It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:37It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:40Don't be shy.
00:38:41Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:43Max, you don't have to.
00:38:45No, no.
00:38:45It's okay.
00:38:46It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:59Yeah.
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:07It's good.
00:39:08Good?
00:39:08Mm.
00:39:09Good?
00:39:09It's grumpy.
00:39:11Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:15You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:18Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:21That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:24What's the deal with them?
00:39:26Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:29Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:33Hey, don't worry.
00:39:35I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:39Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:43Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:39:46Wait, that earring.
00:39:59Wait, that earring.
00:40:02You like it?
00:40:03I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:06Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:09I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:15Right.
00:40:15Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:18Anyone can have it.
00:40:19Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:20She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:25So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:30But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:32What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:36An aging single mom.
00:40:39Slim pickings.
00:40:40I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:42That explains it.
00:40:43She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:47Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:48Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:50Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:52Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:40:56Her track record speaks for itself.
00:40:57Exactly.
00:40:58Not like my Sierra.
00:41:00Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:05Oh, they're here.
00:41:07Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:15Merry Christmas.
00:41:17You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:19I am.
00:41:20I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:22Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:23Welcome.
00:41:23You're Ava's husband.
00:41:26But you're gorgeous.
00:41:30But what is handsome as you?
00:41:32Look at you two.
00:41:33You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:36Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:37Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:39This is from Max and I.
00:41:40Oh, my goodness.
00:41:41Thank you, Ava.
00:41:42Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:45Oops.
00:41:46Oh, my bad.
00:41:47Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:50How thrifty.
00:41:51Andy, not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:54Mommy's right.
00:41:55You mean all high.
00:41:56You little.
00:41:59You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:02or you will lose yours.
00:42:03Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:07Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:09My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:12He could ruin your life.
00:42:21Bonnie, are you okay?
00:42:27I'm fine.
00:42:28I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30It's okay.
00:42:30It's okay.
00:42:33What are you?
00:42:36Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:39Did you just slap me?
00:42:41Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:42You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:44You know what, Sierra?
00:42:45I can take your little insults,
00:42:46but leave my family out of this.
00:42:48Her family.
00:42:52She needs me.
00:42:57You okay, honey?
00:42:59Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:01Do something.
00:43:02You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:04I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:07Oh, wow.
00:43:08I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:10that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:13Look, like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:16Let's call him.
00:43:17I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:20Please.
00:43:21Who do you think you are?
00:43:23Me not.
00:43:26There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:29Fine, Dad.
00:43:30Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:32They're just jealous.
00:43:35For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:38I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:41I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:43for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:45Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:46All right, that's enough.
00:43:48Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:50Is this a joke?
00:44:13Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:14Hold it.
00:44:15Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:18My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:23My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:27King crab, fresh crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:33Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:37And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:39It's just petty.
00:44:40Maybe so.
00:44:42But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:46Fine.
00:44:47Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:49Come on, let's go.
00:44:50No, no.
00:44:51Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:44:54Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:44:58I know, dear.
00:44:59I just want to have our family together.
00:45:01Fine.
00:45:02We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:04Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:06What was that?
00:45:10I just want to have our family together.
00:45:14Fine.
00:45:15We'll stay.
00:45:16Can I have a little napole?
00:45:18It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:20We'll get something right after.
00:45:22Like drive-thru?
00:45:24I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:26That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:31No strays.
00:45:32Ow.
00:45:33Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:34Yes, please.
00:45:35You hit my child.
00:45:37You're fucking crazy.
00:45:38Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:46Don't worry, baby.
00:45:47I'll handle it.
00:45:50Don't worry, baby.
00:45:52I'll handle it.
00:45:56Piper.
00:45:57Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:01Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:05Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:07As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:10Actually, I do.
00:46:12He's such a liar.
00:46:14This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:15Oh, it will be.
00:46:19Sam.
00:46:20Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:24I'm already on my way.
00:46:30Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:32I'm already on my way.
00:46:35You hear this guy?
00:46:37He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:39From Antarctica.
00:46:41Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:44His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:47Max, what are you doing?
00:46:49Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:50Santa's already on his way.
00:46:51Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:02A helicopter?
00:47:09There's no way.
00:47:16How did you pull this off?
00:47:18Sam is like family.
00:47:19I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:20Thanks, boss.
00:47:22Boss?
00:47:24Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:26Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:28Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:32I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:35You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:39Mm-hmm.
00:47:41Come on.
00:47:43You can stop kidding around.
00:47:45If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:50No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:52Come on.
00:47:52You can stop the charade.
00:47:54Okay?
00:47:54This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:47:56Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:00Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:03How is this possible?
00:48:15This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:22Who are you?
00:48:24I told you.
00:48:25I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:26That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:29Wait.
00:48:30No.
00:48:30Hold on.
00:48:32You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:35You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:39Hmm.
00:48:40Some of the small ones.
00:48:42I mean, you know that.
00:48:44You work for me.
00:48:45Oh, God.
00:48:46I insulted my own boss.
00:48:48I'm finished.
00:48:54Oh, God.
00:48:55I insulted my own boss.
00:48:57I'm finished.
00:48:59Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:01Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:03Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:05For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:08And with that, your career.
00:49:10You're fired.
00:49:11Fired?
00:49:13Sam.
00:49:17Fired?
00:49:18God.
00:49:19I can't be fired.
00:49:21What?
00:49:23Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:24You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:26Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:29Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:33And you.
00:49:38Oh, me?
00:49:40Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:42That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:43A family tradition.
00:49:45Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:48Sam.
00:49:52Will you do me the honors?
00:49:54Glassly.
00:50:00Merry Christmas, Aunt Mary.
00:50:04Father, do something.
00:50:06Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:08I'm leaving.
00:50:11Pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:12Come on, sweetie.
00:50:21Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:24Eat as much as you want.
00:50:25Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:29I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:31I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:33Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:38Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:39Just like this.
00:50:41Does he really mean that?
00:50:43Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:45I can't tell.
00:50:46And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:50:54I brought you a gift.
00:50:55Here's the paternity test
00:50:57between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:03Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:09Tell me everything.
00:51:11Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal,
00:51:14didn't finish high school,
00:51:15currently works in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:21A high school dropout?
00:51:23In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance.
00:51:29She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:33Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:34Silence.
00:51:35Get me the address where she works.
00:51:37It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:42Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:45Thanks.
00:51:55Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine
00:51:59that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:09Me?
00:52:10Yeah.
00:52:11Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:31Family to me is a big commitment,
00:52:33and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:36Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:41Uh.
00:52:43No feelings, no complications.
00:52:45That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:49Max.
00:52:50Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:53It's cold.
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:01I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:06What's gotten into her?
00:53:08Is she hiding something?
00:53:10Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:13I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:17Piper is...
00:53:21Piper is...
00:53:23Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:26Sweetie.
00:53:27Oh, my gosh.
00:53:27Someone's swollen.
00:53:29Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:31Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:32Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:37Come on, Piper.
00:53:41Okay, let me see.
00:53:45I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:49But that's not true.
00:53:50You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:54Uh...
00:53:55Daddy!
00:53:56No!
00:53:57Well...
00:53:58Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:09Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:13Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:14Really?
00:54:15Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:16Daddy.
00:54:20You think it was Scar?
00:54:23Hmm.
00:54:26I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:27Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:29I have one, too.
00:54:31Dad.
00:54:32I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:35Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:38Really?
00:54:39No way.
00:54:40No.
00:54:41It was actually a cactus.
00:54:42But it's still cool.
00:54:45I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:51Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:53My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:01And how old are you?
00:55:02Six.
00:55:03Six?
00:55:04That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:07Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:08Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:14What do I even say?
00:55:15And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:18Sorry, honey.
00:55:18This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:22Um, yeah.
00:55:26Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:29Ivar.
00:55:33Okay, look.
00:55:34Piper is...
00:55:41Go on.
00:55:50That must be an emergency.
00:55:53Excuse me.
00:55:54Sorry.
00:55:54I'll take this.
00:56:01Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:04Yeah.
00:56:04Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:08I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:14Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:16I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:20She's a high school dropout.
00:56:22Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:24And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:27I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:28Max.
00:56:28That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:34I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:38You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:40Your mother would take her away.
00:56:42After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:46Eva?
00:56:47Maximus?
00:56:48Are you even listening to me?
00:56:50No, Mom, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:52I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:53Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:56I'm not leaving her.
00:56:58Eva?
00:56:59Oh, thank you, Grandma.
00:57:06Thank you, Grandma.
00:57:06Look.
00:57:08For me?
00:57:09Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:57:10This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:17Oh, wow.
00:57:19That's so cool.
00:57:20Did you make it?
00:57:20Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:24Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:26Thanks, guys.
00:57:27I'm glad you're here.
00:57:30Oh!
00:57:32Wow!
00:57:33Damn, these are nice.
00:57:34Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:37Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:44It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:46Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:47Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:49Ready?
00:57:49Ready?
00:57:50Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:52What do we got, guys?
00:57:53Billy.
00:57:53Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:57:59You never told me.
00:58:03Have we met before?
00:58:07Have we met before?
00:58:11She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:16I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:19Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:30I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:32Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:33They're very common.
00:58:34I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:37No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:41Maybe.
00:58:44Are you okay?
00:58:47Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:51No.
00:58:52I'm fine.
00:58:54Um...
00:58:55Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:59I got you this.
00:59:01You got me a gift, too?
00:59:03Tis the season.
00:59:04Open it.
00:59:05Gloves.
00:59:28Gloves.
00:59:29Did you make these?
00:59:32Yeah.
00:59:32I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:37You've already done so much for me.
00:59:39I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:43How did I feel?
00:59:44Warm, right?
00:59:46Yeah.
00:59:47Warm.
00:59:49Soft.
00:59:53Perfect.
00:59:57Thank you, Eva.
00:59:59I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:03Really?
01:00:05Yeah, my mom.
01:00:06She partied all the time.
01:00:08And I got gifts.
01:00:09Plenty of them, but...
01:00:11I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:15Nothing personal.
01:00:18Well, you deserve it.
01:00:20You're a good guy.
01:00:22And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:29What if that day's today?
01:00:32What if I already found someone special?
01:00:38Right here.
01:00:39Max, we can't.
01:01:05If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:14I don't want you to stop.
01:01:18No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:26No matter how many years pass, I still better tell him.
01:01:30No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:30This is a very bad guide.
01:01:31I don't want you.
01:01:41I don't want you.
01:01:45Oh, God, you were driving me fucking insane.
01:01:56Hunter!
01:02:01Piper?
01:02:06She can't see us.
01:02:26Eva?
01:02:31Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:45That was way too close.
01:02:46Yeah, we would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:53Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:58Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:02You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:09Let me give it to you.
01:03:10I'm gay.
01:03:28I'm good.
01:03:29I stop thinking of what the hell does.
01:03:32Who is calling me this morning?
01:03:51Hello?
01:03:54Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:56I'm Max's mother.
01:03:57Name your price.
01:03:58What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:01What?
01:04:03We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:06Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:10My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:14Piper is my daughter.
01:04:15And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:18So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:21But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:26Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:31You okay?
01:04:36Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:40So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:44What are you talking about?
01:04:46It's over.
01:04:47It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:52Eva, wait!
01:04:53Wait!
01:04:57So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:04Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:06None of it was real.
01:05:08So, this is just a goodbye?
01:05:12Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:14Look.
01:05:17Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:21But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:24And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:27Just tell me what you need.
01:05:29I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:34Just say the word.
01:05:35You don't get it.
01:05:40You don't get it.
01:05:42You don't get it.
01:05:50I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:57I won't give up on us.
01:05:58You don't give up on us.
01:06:14Are we here?
01:06:16Yes.
01:06:18As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:24Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:26We're home.
01:06:29How can she just walk away?
01:06:40Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:42It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:44Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:47You promised.
01:06:49Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:51Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:54All right, fine.
01:06:56When?
01:06:58Two days.
01:06:59I'll come pick you up.
01:07:01No need.
01:07:03Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:09I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:15So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:17Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:18If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:23Thank you, buddy.
01:07:25Thank you, man.
01:07:40Step 10 times.
01:07:43Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:45Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:48Boss?
01:07:49Boss?
01:07:53Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:57I need to go back with my family.
01:07:59Family?
01:08:00Boss, you okay?
01:08:02Never better.
01:08:04Go get her, Max.
01:08:06Give it to your best smile.
01:08:10Ah, there he is.
01:08:13Maximus, darling.
01:08:15I have some prospects for you.
01:08:18Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:23Oh.
01:08:25I told you.
01:08:26I already found the woman I love.
01:08:34Maximus.
01:08:35Stop this.
01:08:37That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:40Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:44You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:47No, I'm not.
01:08:50Oh?
01:08:51I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:55I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:00What?
01:09:00Oh, that's her.
01:09:16The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:21Hi.
01:09:21Welcome in.
01:09:22Can I help you find something?
01:09:23I want to try those.
01:09:28Awesome.
01:09:29I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:31Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:35No, no, no.
01:09:39I know what I want.
01:09:40Size seven.
01:09:43Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:47Come on.
01:09:48She wants the white shoes.
01:09:49Ignore her.
01:09:55She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:57Here, let me help you.
01:09:58Come on.
01:10:03She seems kind.
01:10:05I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:12She's just doing her job.
01:10:15How do they feel?
01:10:17Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:20I think I need a size up.
01:10:23Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:27Right away.
01:10:28I'll be right back.
01:10:30She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:33Was I wrong about her?
01:10:35Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:53Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:55She can't walk.
01:10:58That's just pure evil.
01:11:01Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:06She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:08Who cares?
01:11:08It's the last pair.
01:11:10I get paid commission.
01:11:17I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:20See?
01:11:21This is your whole problem.
01:11:24This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:28I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:31I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:34She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:37People who insult her all day?
01:11:40I'm your manager.
01:11:41Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:11:54Did I stutter?
01:12:00You don't have to fire me.
01:12:01I quit.
01:12:09I don't work here anymore.
01:12:12Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:15They're broken.
01:12:16Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:18You're a good person, after all.
01:12:22Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:24I'm sorry?
01:12:25Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:29Get out.
01:12:36You're not disabled?
01:12:37Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:42Absolutely shameful.
01:12:44Who are you?
01:12:45I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:12:49and the owner of this store.
01:12:52You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:54Mother of the CEO?
01:12:56I am.
01:12:57And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:01What did I do?
01:13:04You are a good person.
01:13:08From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:14Are you serious?
01:13:17That's right.
01:13:19Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:20You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:30You.
01:13:31Out.
01:13:33I'll leave.
01:13:36I'm leaving.
01:13:37I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:43No, don't worry.
01:13:46You're getting a promotion.
01:13:48You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:53First assignment.
01:13:54I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:01Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:03Okay, yeah.
01:14:07Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:11I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:20She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:22Of course she lives like this.
01:14:23Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:39Max?
01:14:40Eva.
01:14:42What are you doing here?
01:14:45I, uh...
01:14:46There you are, Eva.
01:14:47Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:52My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:55What are you talking...
01:14:57That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:03Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:05Stop.
01:15:07And you.
01:15:08You lied to me at the store.
01:15:11You were both just testing me?
01:15:13Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:15I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:17I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:20But I was wrong.
01:15:22Eva, please.
01:15:23I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:25Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:28How could you think that of me?
01:15:30It's not like that, dear.
01:15:32Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:35Mom, what did you do?
01:15:37I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:40We're not together.
01:15:42And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:45I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:51What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:53Go after her.
01:15:58Eva.
01:15:59Let me go.
01:16:00I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:02But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:04Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:05I'm not pretending.
01:16:07Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:08In everything I've done for you, and Piper,
01:16:11this is real.
01:16:12Touch my wife again,
01:16:18and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:20Max, you came.
01:16:22God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:26I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:16:29a good father.
01:16:31Just say the word.
01:16:31See?
01:16:37Stop fighting.
01:16:40We belong together.
01:16:43You're wrong.
01:16:44Wrong about what?
01:16:46That you care?
01:16:48Or we belong together?
01:16:49Look, I already told you.
01:16:51We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:53Now, I held up my end of the deal,
01:16:55and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:57I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:17:03Eva.
01:17:06Eva!
01:17:09I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:10Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:19Ow!
01:17:21Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:23Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:24Come here.
01:17:27No, you're not fine.
01:17:35You're sad.
01:17:38I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:42I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:46I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:51Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:55Love bug.
01:17:57You're right.
01:17:58What am I doing?
01:17:59Running like a coward?
01:18:02I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:05Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:08I believe in you.
01:18:10What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:12I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:14Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:18:21Enough sulking.
01:18:21Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:32Don't you think I want to?
01:18:34She doesn't want me.
01:18:36I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:38Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:40You can't abandon her.
01:18:41Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:43I made a deal with Eva to play my wife, and Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:50What are you talking about?
01:18:52I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:55Piper is your daughter.
01:18:58What?
01:18:59See for yourself.
01:19:00I was right.
01:19:07Seven years ago.
01:19:09New Year's.
01:19:10That woman was Eva.
01:19:22Eva.
01:19:24Hey.
01:19:25Daddy.
01:19:28Daddy.
01:19:28Piper.
01:19:29Piper.
01:19:31Oh.
01:19:32I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:40You came back.
01:19:43I, uh...
01:19:45Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:54I, uh...
01:19:56I was scared.
01:19:57But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:01Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:05Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:08I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:13Piper is your daughter.
01:20:14Piper is your daughter.
01:20:15You knew.
01:20:16My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:18Grandma.
01:20:19Grandma.
01:20:19Oh.
01:20:19Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:26I was scared.
01:20:28Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:30I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:33How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:35I love you, Eva.
01:20:50I love you, too.
01:20:52I promise.
01:20:53For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:56As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:11Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:13For real this time?
01:21:15Yes.
01:21:15Yes.
01:21:16Yes, of course.
01:21:17I'll marry you.
01:21:22Yes.
01:21:23Hi.
01:21:31Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:38I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:39Who's that?
01:21:47Eva!
01:21:50Take me back!
01:21:53I'm sorry!
01:21:54I'm struck your tire!
01:21:58Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:01Again.
01:22:04No?
01:22:04Not funny?
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