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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:35I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know, maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:57I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I'm thirsty.
01:09Yo, Rain!
01:11Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:13Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:15Yo, Rain
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:31Yes, sir
01:32Anything you say, sir
01:33Later
01:34Hey, uh, try not to, you know, set the whole boarding school on fire again
01:39Yeah, fuck you, man
01:41I fucking hate that guy
01:45You good?
01:48My hero
01:49But you know I'll always save you, Sky
01:51Practically like my kid sister
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass
01:57Whatever
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room
02:08Come on
02:11Hey, Carly
02:12You've got to be fucking kidding me
02:19It's not like we're exclusive
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just, she just hopped on top of me
02:28Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied
02:32Come on, you don't need this
02:36Excuse me?
02:37And what do you think he needs?
02:45I don't know, maybe
02:46Someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:53Keep dreaming
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch
02:56Hey
02:56You know, actually, yes
02:58Someone exactly like her
03:00You did me a favor
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you
03:06Mm-hmm
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now
03:09Her
03:12Miss, I sleep with the student handbook
03:17You're dating her
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now
03:20Right, babe?
03:24Babe
03:24Yeah
03:28Since when?
03:33About a week or so
03:34I don't know what took me so long
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years
03:39I'm done wasting time
03:43Let's get out of here
03:45What the fuck
03:52Um, what the fuck?
03:55I know
03:55I know that came out of nowhere
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you
03:59But I actually think that this could work
04:02You
04:04You think that we could work?
04:07Totally
04:08Carly always wants what she can't have
04:13And if she thinks we're dating
04:14It'll
04:14It'll
04:15Make her crazy jealous
04:16And come running back
04:18She'll be
04:19Begging to be my girlfriend
04:20In two weeks
04:21Wait, hold on
04:21You
04:21You still want her
04:23After that
04:24After what she just did
04:26Okay
04:29She's drunk
04:30I'm mad
04:32But
04:32But she's the total package
04:34You know
04:35She's the one
04:36Look
04:39I need your help
04:41Sky
04:42You're
04:44You're my best friend
04:45And the only one I trust
04:46Please
04:49He asked you to do what?
04:55Shut up
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight
04:59I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops
05:01No, it's
05:01It's not real
05:04Okay
05:05I
05:05I mean
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly
05:08God
05:11I
05:11I don't get it
05:13Take away
05:13The push-up bra
05:15And daddy's credit card
05:16And what's left?
05:17I
05:18I can't do it
05:19I mean
05:20I
05:20I don't
05:21Want to let Jesse down
05:23But I just
05:23I think it would kill me
05:26Genuinely
05:28I've just
05:29I've wanted him to ask me out
05:32For so long
05:34But
05:34Not like this
05:37Damn, dude
05:41It's too bad this isn't a movie
05:44Because if it was
05:46All you have to do is
05:47Fake date him
05:48Then he'd fall in love with you
05:50Without even realizing
05:52Wait
05:55Wait
05:56No
05:58I
05:59I mean
06:00That wouldn't really work
06:02Right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes
06:04Okay
06:05Guy
06:06Fake dates girl
06:07To make evil ex jealous
06:08Then boom
06:08He realizes girl was the one all along
06:10Happily ever after
06:11You think?
06:16I know
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal
06:19And Operation Rom-Com's
06:20Officially underway
06:21Okay
06:25You are
06:38You looking for someone?
06:40Yeah
06:40My boyfriend
06:41What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend
06:47You've never had a boyfriend
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone
06:51I mean I'd be surprised
06:52If you ever even kissed someone
06:54So yeah
06:54You and Jessie
06:55I don't buy it
06:58You're right
06:59You're too
07:00Too innocent
07:00You know
07:02Too much of a good girl
07:03No
07:05I am not
07:06But maybe I'm just
07:08Waiting for the right guy
07:10Well you should have kept him waiting
07:12He's not your type
07:14What would you know about my type?
07:18I know you don't look at him the way you look at me
07:20Right?
07:22Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing
07:26Whereas I look at him with love
07:29Now
07:30If you'll excuse me
07:32Enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend
07:37Showtime
07:48Showtime
07:48Wait, wait, wait, wait
07:50Slow down
07:50You sure about this?
07:54No
07:55I would do anything for you, Jessie
07:58Come out
08:00Okay, come on
08:06Dan
08:06Let's dance
08:08It's not working
08:27Okay, we just need to get her attention
08:30Oh my word
08:32Yeah
08:32Oh, she looked
08:37She looked
08:38That one
08:39Okay, um
08:40There's something like romantic in my ear
08:42You know, like how you liked me for a long time
08:46I've liked you for a long time, Skylar
08:50Me too, Jessie
08:55A little public for her first kiss, no?
09:05That got me, man
09:06You don't actually have to kiss me
09:10Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:14Let's sell me shit, man
09:15Come on
09:18Let's go somewhere a little more private
09:20Nice move
09:26What the hell are you doing?
09:39Like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:45Mmm, oh, oh, yeah
09:49Mmm
09:50Hey, take it off
09:52What's that?
09:54You want me to get you in here?
09:55Come on
09:57Come on
09:59Oh, oh, oh, yeah
10:05Oh, yeah
10:07Oh, Jessie
10:09Oh, Jessie
10:10Oh, Jessie
10:11Yeah, just like that
10:13Oh, Skylar
10:14Oh, yeah
10:15Oh, Jessie
10:16Oh, Jessie
10:18I love it
10:20Mmm
10:21Holy
10:22Who's your daddy?
10:25Oh, my daddy
10:26Oh, yeah
10:28This girl is unbelievable
10:32Whore
10:46Oh, yeah, good idea
10:54Oh, you know what?
11:02It's my girl
11:04Oh, you know what?
11:17Um, it should probably also be, like, on your lips, too, right?
11:23Oh, yeah, yeah
11:24Yeah
11:24Okay, here we go
11:27There we go
11:29Oh
11:30How's that?
11:36Spectacular
11:37Great
11:38Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:40Let's stagger our exits
11:42You know, kind of
11:44Make it look like we're playing it cool
11:46Oh, you're good
11:48Mm-hmm
11:49Hey, guys
11:56Hey, guys
11:59That was really something
12:15You know
12:15Too, uh, too bad it was fake
12:18Oh, so you were listening
12:20Cut the shit
12:21I know you wouldn't sound like that
12:23Well, no
12:26Then what would I sound like?
12:30Well, you're
12:30You're uptight
12:31So you'd probably be really quiet at first
12:34But, you know, with the, uh
12:36With the right touch
12:38You would, uh, gently
12:42Barely
12:44Without a little moan
12:46Told you
12:50And then
12:53And then
12:55And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jesse
13:01Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could
13:06Jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about
13:11Jesse and I are perfect for each other
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are
13:16Both cross-country all-stars
13:18Both top of the class
13:19Both rule-following overachievers
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom
13:22You know, trading gold stars back and forth
13:25I see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart
13:34And then put you back together again
13:36Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:43You have Carly now
13:44I don't want Carly
13:45I want you
13:48To admit that you're lying
13:54Not just to me, but to yourself
14:04Never
14:13For this project, you'll be working in groups of three
14:29A little menage a trois
14:31First up, Jesse, Skyler, and Wayne
14:37The next little threesome is
14:41Mark, Donnie, and Jacob
14:43Hey, man, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:05Sorry, I was just thinking, right?
15:07Like you've been obsessed with Carly for years
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:14First of all, you don't know shit about me
15:17And second, I think deep down it's
15:20It's always been Skyler
15:22Yeah, same, honestly
15:26I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp
15:32Summer before fifth grade
15:35They were teaching us about constellations
15:39Do you remember?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I think so
15:47We had wandered off
15:49And we were staring at the stars for hours
15:52And I just
15:53Remember thinking
15:55You know, maybe it's not just me
15:58Maybe, um
16:00Maybe you felt it too
16:03Yeah
16:06Yeah, yeah, and I did
16:08Dead ass
16:10Why are you trying to show off
16:21When there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower
16:26You should try it every once in a while
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup
16:30Just so you know
16:34The showers are being used
16:35But they added some more on the second floor
16:37Renovations over summer
16:39Come on, I'll show you
16:41Hold on
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:45Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:50Fine, because I don't need you
16:51Stinky up the hallway
16:52Happy now?
16:54Let's go, Smelly
16:54You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey, wait
17:01Turn around
17:02Don't look
17:03Yeah, uh
17:04Why are you in the men's room?
17:09Carly
17:09Carly, Carly
17:11She told me these were the new girl's showers
17:13That bitch
17:14She probably took my towel, too
17:16That's low even for her
17:20Kind of funny, though
17:21Here
17:23What are you doing?
17:25What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it
17:27I saw that
17:33Don't flatter yourself
17:35Hey, hey
17:59Carly's coming
18:00Hold my hand
18:00Hurry up, hurry up
18:02Find a fat joint
18:07Actually, yeah
18:09Oh, okay
18:10Didn't you
18:14Say you wanted to check with the trainer
18:16About your ankle?
18:17Okay
18:17Right
18:22Right
18:24Right
18:25Okay
18:26So
18:34Turns out Skylar the Saint
18:36Is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:40You jealous?
18:41Of her
18:42Baby
18:43She doesn't hold a candle to me
18:46You know how good I can treat you
18:47What about rain?
18:50Ugh
18:50He wishes
18:51I'm really stiff
18:56Could you?
18:59Yeah
18:59How's that?
19:05Perfect
19:06Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy
19:24Hi
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look
19:32This is actually pretty good
19:44Hmm
19:45Turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart
19:48Imagine that
19:49Okay, look
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal
19:52Doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:58When was the last time you broke a rule?
20:00Never
20:00I don't
20:03Always
20:05Recycle
20:07You monster
20:08Like
20:09You think that you know everything about me
20:11But
20:12I mean
20:13I could be bad
20:15You have no idea
20:17Prove it
20:22Okay
20:32I dare you
20:33To go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag
20:37No
20:37No, that's
20:38That is cheating
20:40Okay, I
20:40I can't
20:41Come on, good girl
20:42Take a risk
20:43Okay
20:50Thank you
20:53I don't know
20:56But
20:56But
20:56There
21:00I love you.
21:30You see, I told you that.
21:47Happy?
21:49Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:53Um, you know, we, um, we should, we should probably get back to work.
22:07I'm just, oh, jumpy.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lil.
22:22Deciding O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:26Now turn around.
22:30Don't worry, babe.
22:31I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:38Okay, here we go.
22:40Line full done.
22:41The game's begun.
22:43Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Strange a friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:52Jussie?
23:00Okay.
23:01Yes.
23:03Oh.
23:04Oh.
23:05Jessie, you made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:28Jessie, not quite.
23:53Rain, oh my god, I thought you were-
24:04Jessie, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:10You guys kissed the same.
24:13Why didn't you stop me?
24:15Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:18Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:20I didn't.
24:22Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:28Hm?
24:29Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:33Then why did you kiss me back?
24:37Whatever, never mind, okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:42This did not happen.
24:44Okay, this, this kiss does not leave this room.
24:51Did you just stop?
24:55Did you just stop?
24:56I kissed Lola!
24:57Did you just stop?
24:58Did you just stop?
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:00What?
25:01You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:11Okay, yeah, sure.
25:12So when were you gonna tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:14Hmm?
25:15It was an accident?
25:16I thought, I thought he was Jessie.
25:18Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:20How was it amazing life changing the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:21No!
25:22No!
25:23Maybe you didn't have a kiss.
25:24I'm sorry!
25:25What?
25:26I did not hit my protein goal.
25:27It can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:28Okay, yeah, sure.
25:29So when were you gonna tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:30Hmm?
25:32It was an accident?
25:35I thought...
25:36I thought he was Jessie.
25:37Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:40How was amazing life changing the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:45No!
25:46No!
25:47maybe okay like like a little yes fine hold please
25:54okay okay when did you make that doesn't matter so you kissed rain uh-huh thinking he was jesse
26:02yes and you liked it when you thought it was jesse yeah who you're fake dating and you actually
26:08like and you liked it when you thought it was jesse but you also liked it when you thought
26:11no ergo you like rain no okay i do not like rain i like jesse yeah well the diagram doesn't lie
26:20the diagram doesn't understand that last night just hormones hormones okay my ovaries don't
26:28seem to get that rain is just a a troublemaking law-breaking playboy okay i mean he doesn't
26:38even like me you know i mean he's just he's just doing it to get back at jesse so i know
26:45how to fix this i just have to kiss jesse as soon as possible no
26:52so what happened at hide and go kiss you found lola pretty fast sure that blindfold didn't slip
27:05it didn't just lucky i guess oh come on it's actually a really funny story i was there do
27:14you do you want to tell it or should i you know i don't think i don't think i even really remember
27:19okay so skylar comes into our dorm room she locks the door has a blindfold on i feel i feel trapped
27:25so i try to squeeze by her and then she
27:27and then
27:32um i you know i actually didn't even know that he was in the room i as soon as i got out into
27:41the hallway i i found lola so i wow great story better luck next time babe hey maybe you can have
27:51some of mine thing is i'm the luckiest man in the world sorry i just i have to powder my nose
28:02sorry babe i just you know i hate to see girls cry you know i'll be right back
28:13what is wrong with you it doesn't doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex
28:23i trust him oh he shouldn't trust you with you getting all handsy underneath the table i was
28:30just trying to get you to be quiet if you wanted me to be quiet you should have put my hand here
28:34or here
28:38i am not doing this with you okay you you are a bad person
28:59yep that's what they say
29:08hey guess what it works carly wants to get back together
29:16that is is great and don't worry i i played it cool her and i gonna hang out next week and talk
29:23it over and then you and i can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria it'll be great
29:29you must be so relieved huh no more pretending ah
29:37and now you can date whoever you want but like actually
29:46all right see ya
29:47so they are in fact getting back together and operation rom-com is officially a failure okay but
30:00now you can suck face with rain guilt-free well i jesse is everything i have ever wanted okay he is he's
30:10he's kind he's funny he i mean he's my best friend he's who i should be with no
30:17should who do you want to be with look sky you're all schedules and goals and
30:23them being perfect or whatever and i know rain is the opposite of that but maybe he balances you out a
30:29little bit and i know jesse is a good one but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one
30:35is that not there she is just the rebound i was looking for i want to thank you actually
30:46if you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week
30:53oh you should know by now given your literal track record nice girls always finish last
31:02hope you hide your fun because i'm taking him back there's nothing you can do about it
31:13over my dead body that's it i i've got to tell him how i feel
31:20hey jesse yeah yeah he's not here
31:38but i'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back cherry
31:42you have been tormenting me for four years
31:51what gives huh what what makes me so special why are you such an ass to me
31:59because you like it
32:16i just want to give you what you want then you don't want me to be the nice guy
32:29what you're worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating rain please
32:59fine get in
33:19what the hell did you lock me out
33:23man i get your pitch that carly dumped you but
33:25she's all yours bro not really my type i like them less bitchy
33:30fuck you man
33:38yep i guess i'll go to sleep then too huh
33:40dude what the fuck
33:58going to bed in your fucking sweater it's a million degrees in here
34:02good call bro
34:15What are we going to do?
34:44What did you say?
34:52Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:56Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:02You have to get me out of here.
35:06I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:09Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:13This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:40You're welcome.
35:41For what?
35:42For adding a little spice to your life.
35:43Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:45I have a run early in the morning.
35:47Our first meet is next weekend.
35:49I just...
35:50I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
35:52I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
35:53But you always gotta leave room for hijinks.
35:59That's just a given.
36:01But you always gotta leave room for hijinks.
36:08That's...
36:09That's just a given.
36:10Hey, um...
36:11This bed is just kinda like...
36:12Like, would you mind?
36:13Sorry.
36:14Better.
36:15Better.
36:16Better.
36:17It's just like a small...
36:18A small bed.
36:19You know what I mean?
36:20Of course, yeah.
36:21Don't read.
36:22Don't read.
36:23Don't read into it.
36:24Yeah.
36:25Of course.
36:26I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got
36:28a VIP seat in detention.
36:29Oh.
36:30Mmm.
36:31Mmm.
36:32Mmm.
36:33Mmm.
36:34Mmm.
36:35Mmm.
36:36Do you wanna know what actually happened that day?
36:49Oh.
36:50Mmm.
36:51Mmm.
36:52Mmm.
36:53Mmm.
36:54Mmm.
36:55Mmm.
36:56Mmm hmm.
36:58Mmm.
37:00Do you wanna know what actually happened that day?
37:03I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers, you know, I get a call from
37:17my mom telling me that after years of fucking screaming matches my dad, he, um, he finally
37:28just packed up his shit and left her, or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks, and I got one and I passed out.
37:49I woke up and all the brush around me was on fire, it was just a complete fucking accident,
37:54dumb muck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:58I won't believe me.
37:59They never do.
38:00But, you know, fuck them.
38:01I know the truth.
38:02Right?
38:03Rain?
38:04Yeah?
38:05I believe you.
38:06I believe you.
38:09I believe you.
38:10I believe you.
38:13I believe you.
38:14I believe you.
38:19I believe you.
38:23I believe you.
38:24I believe you.
38:25I believe you.
38:27I believe you.
38:29I believe you.
38:42I believe you.
38:44I...
39:01I...
39:03Jesse's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:33I miss you, baby.
39:51Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Goodie Goodie.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
40:00Not really.
40:02She learns in all her assignments early, starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:11She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:18I'm sorry.
40:19I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:30I'm done playing these games with you.
40:32If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:37I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him.
40:53Okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No.
40:59Sure.
41:00Of course not.
41:01No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05No.
41:06Oh my god.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years
41:12of my life a living hell.
41:14Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants that the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:18Oh, speak of the devil.
41:19I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:25I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:33Seriously?
41:34What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk
41:39about?
41:40Look, it, it was, it was, it was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:47Will you look at me?
41:53Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:00Hey, Sky.
42:02Rain, go.
42:05Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:08Jesse and I...
42:09Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:10There is no you and Jesse.
42:11Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:20You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl, you're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37Stop.
42:38You know what?
42:39You're right.
42:40I was because, because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:45But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:49I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:54Even, even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
43:00Like, like I don't have to try so hard and I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my God, it worked.
43:08Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:09For real this time?
43:10What do you think?
43:11Yes.
43:12Yes.
43:13Uh-huh.
43:14Yes.
43:15Uh-huh.
43:16Uh-huh.
43:17Uh-huh.
43:18Uh-huh.
43:19Uh-huh.
43:20Uh-huh.
43:21Yes.
43:22Ok.
43:23Yes.
43:24Uh-huh.
43:26Yes.
43:56So, so, look, I'm, I'm sorry to spring that onto you again.
44:10I was talking to Carly and she's just such a bitch.
44:18Yeah.
44:21What took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum.
44:26And I started to think about my life without you in it and I just, I couldn't.
44:32So, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:38Totally.
44:41Great.
44:42So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:50Can I, um, can I kiss you?
44:54Can I kiss you?
44:56Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry, I'll, yeah.
45:10I, yeah.
45:11I, yeah.
45:12Sorry.
45:12We can.
45:12Yeah.
45:13I'll see you tomorrow.
45:31Okay.
45:31Sorry.
45:39Okay.
46:09Guy, hey, what's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:18Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:25I got you.
46:26You're okay.
46:39Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
46:58Um, Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:13Um, yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:18No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:27No.
47:34Oh, thank goodness.
47:36I was thinking the same thing.
47:38Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:47You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:59Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:06Take it easy on rain.
48:12Accept that.
48:13Hey.
48:14No.
48:14Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:21Come here.
48:32You, um,
48:33You kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah.
48:40Um,
48:42I think I just
48:42had a panic attack.
48:45So.
48:47You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh,
48:53if you ever
48:54want them,
48:55I can,
48:56I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let.
49:01You go to therapy?
49:01I'm trying to be better, you know?
49:05Working on my delinquency.
49:14Look, I'm, um,
49:16I'm really sorry
49:18about, about all that shit that I said.
49:22I, um,
49:23I was such a massive bitch.
49:25I, I had no idea, and
49:28No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time,
49:35and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:38Like, you ask me why I've, um,
49:41I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:43I wanted to get your attention.
49:49I wanted you to look at me,
49:51or just, or talk to me,
49:53even if it was with, uh,
49:55with pure, unadulterated loathing.
50:00Anything.
50:00Anything.
50:05Anything you had to give.
50:06Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:16Well,
50:17in that case,
50:20um,
50:21you should know.
50:26Jossie and I,
50:27we, um,
50:28we broke up.
50:40Yeah, you, um,
50:42you were right,
50:43actually.
50:45We don't
50:46fit together.
50:48No.
50:49No.
50:50Mm-mm.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who
50:56challenges me.
51:00Someone who makes sure that I
51:01pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:05Yeah.
51:05Of course.
51:08Someone who will
51:10grab me
51:12and kiss me
51:13in the middle of the dorm
51:15when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:20If I know what you want,
51:23I don't know.
51:25Should I go,
51:27go, go, go, go?
51:29Or should I leave this home?
51:33Because lately,
51:35I've been
51:36in this field
51:37that you
51:38won't come
51:39like me, too.
51:41And just maybe
51:42I could
51:43take a
51:44and rest
51:45for
51:45me.
51:47Oh.
51:48Wait, um,
52:04I feel like I should tell you
52:08I'm
52:10a virgin.
52:12With you being
52:18such an overachiever,
52:19I'm surprised you haven't
52:20checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well,
52:24I'm uptight.
52:25Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm.
52:28Yeah, I, I,
52:28I remember.
52:30I guess I better
52:31help you relax then, huh?
52:32close to you
52:33Don't even know
52:35Just give me a sign
52:37Tell me what I should do
52:41To, to, to, to, to
52:44Baby, stay me up
52:46And you're getting me feeling
52:48You have let me do
52:50And just maybe
52:53I could
52:54Take a
52:54and rest
52:55for you
52:56Like my
52:58Oh,
52:59Oh,
52:59Oh,
53:00Oh,
53:00Oh yeah,
53:10Let's get this thing
53:11started off with a bang
53:12Racers,
53:13please make your way
53:14to the starting line
53:15Hey,
53:16I'm sorry about you
53:17losing out to rain
53:18twice now
53:19And I'm also sorry
53:20you're about to lose out to me
53:21Oh,
53:22Oh,
53:22you sure about that?
53:24I'm positive
53:24Just don't cry
53:25when I smoke you
53:26You're on
53:27You really love
53:31my sloppy seconds
53:32don't you?
53:37Carly,
53:38let's go back to ground rules
53:39Okay?
53:39Don't talk to me
53:41Gotcha
53:43Um,
53:45break a leg
53:45Literally
53:48On your marks
53:49Get set
53:50Go
53:51Ow
53:55Woo,
53:57what a finish
53:58Go,
53:58Skylar
53:59You do realize
54:13we have an audience
54:14don't you?
54:15Come on
54:16Take a risk
54:18Oh no,
54:19I've created a monster
54:20haven't I?
54:20Yeah
54:21I've created a monster
54:22I've created a monster
54:23I've created a monster
54:24I've created a monster
54:25I've created a monster
54:26I've created a monster
54:27I've created a monster
54:28I've created a monster
54:29I've created a monster
54:30I've created a monster
54:31I've created a monster
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54:33I've created a monster
54:34I've created a monster
54:35I've created a monster
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54:37I've created a monster
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54:39I've created a monster
54:40I've created a monster
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