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Fake Dating The Quarterback on Christmas FULL EP
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00:00:00Oh, come on Dora. This is a romance novel, okay? Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:17The grand lux? A surprise? Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today! Oh my god, okay.
00:00:30Oh my god, it's so hot. You can have this if you want. Okay, bye.
00:00:36And that's another record-breaking season for Chase O'Brady. 56 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards, and the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:48Chase, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:51Ah, thanks. Tell me something I don't know.
00:00:53Okay, hot shot. So it is Christmas. Do you have any special plans? Anyone special you're going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:00:59All I want for Christmas is a break. That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all right?
00:01:06Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:08You're a fun guy.
00:01:09I'm not joking, Chase O'Brady. You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:19You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:21If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:27And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:01:32Yay! Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:40Seriously, when's the next chapter? You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:46Yes, I would...
00:01:47Sorry, C, my number one fan. No update today. I'm going to get proposed to.
00:01:56The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to. And she ghosts me.
00:02:03Oh!
00:02:07Oh!
00:02:08Oh!
00:02:09Oh!
00:02:10Oh!
00:02:11Oh!
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00:02:13Oh!
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00:02:22Oh!
00:02:23Oh!
00:02:24Oh!
00:02:25Oh!
00:02:26Oh!
00:02:26Oh my god, I am so sorry. Are you okay?
00:02:29Don't touch me.
00:02:30It was an accident. I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:32Buy me a new one?
00:02:33This thing costs more than your rent, okay? Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:37You know what? Like I said, it was an accident, but you're such an arrogant jerk. I don't care.
00:02:41Oh, accident. You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:44Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:45Moves?
00:02:46Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are, and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:50Sure you don't. And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:54I'm not!
00:02:55What?
00:02:56He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met. I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:02Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:05Oh, well, well, well. What a coincidence. Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:21Okay, I'm not following you. My soon-to-be fiancΓ© is about to propose. Yeah, there's gonna be a ring on this finger as soon as I find room 704.
00:03:32This one? Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:36Yeah, it is. So, watch and learn, because Felix is 10 times hotter than you will ever meet.
00:03:40Yeah, right.
00:03:41Oh, Felix!
00:03:43Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:47You think I love her?
00:03:49What?
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:51Oh!
00:03:52Oh!
00:03:53Oh!
00:03:54Your son's busy.
00:03:55Shut up.
00:04:02Felix?
00:04:04What the fuck?
00:04:06What the fuck?
00:04:07Sophie?
00:04:08My roommate?
00:04:09My best friend?
00:04:11Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:14After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:17How could you do this?
00:04:18You think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:20Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:23Maybe if you spent a little less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream,
00:04:28you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:30I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:32No, maybe not.
00:04:34But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:40Damn!
00:04:41I thought football was brutal.
00:04:42Fetch.
00:04:45Look at you!
00:04:46You're in HSY!
00:04:47I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you!
00:04:49My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:55Lady, are you okay?
00:04:57Enjoy my discount fuck, Sophie.
00:04:59He's used goods.
00:05:01That's right, run away.
00:05:02That's right.
00:05:03No man will ever want a pathetic mess like you!
00:05:07He does.
00:05:09This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:12Sorry.
00:05:13See?
00:05:24I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:28And I hate you.
00:05:30You bald-headed skank.
00:05:33Have fun.
00:05:34You bitch!
00:05:35You gotta regret this!
00:05:40Okay, show's over.
00:05:42You can let go now.
00:05:45Sorry.
00:05:46I just...
00:05:47Oh, you're sorry?
00:05:48You're sorry for what?
00:05:49Shredding my shirt?
00:05:50Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:52I mean, you are like a feral cat.
00:05:55You know that?
00:05:56You're all claws, zero consent.
00:05:58Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:06:00And I hope to never see you ever again.
00:06:02Bye-bye.
00:06:03Fine!
00:06:05I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:11I hate men!
00:06:17You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:20Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:23Interesting.
00:06:24I met an arrogant prick.
00:06:25Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:38By the way, no update today.
00:06:42My stuff.
00:06:43My computer.
00:06:44My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:45Holy shit.
00:06:46Get out.
00:06:47Holy shit.
00:06:48Get out.
00:06:49Holy shit.
00:06:50Holy shit.
00:06:51Get out.
00:06:52Holy shit.
00:06:53Sophie!
00:06:54Sophie, come on!
00:06:55Alright, fine.
00:06:56I have a little note for you too.
00:06:57I dumped you.
00:06:59Smiley face.
00:07:00How about that?
00:07:01Get a new wig, Sophie.
00:07:02Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:03But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:04I'm gonna step up.
00:07:06Don't do it.
00:07:07Unless I'm not.
00:07:08Get out.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:10I'm gonna do it.
00:07:11I'm going to throw it.
00:07:12Don't do it.
00:07:13Don't do it.
00:07:14No, I'm gonna do it.
00:07:15I've got to do it.
00:07:16No.
00:07:17I may not have to go back to the square root of the tree.
00:07:18I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go back to the square root of the tree.
00:07:19How about that?
00:07:24Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:29Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:31But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:39That was Mom's house.
00:07:42Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:46Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:48Sure, sweetie.
00:07:50Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:52Yes!
00:07:54Okay.
00:07:55I get the red one.
00:07:56Okay, fine.
00:07:57I'll take green again.
00:08:02Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment.
00:08:05But it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:09And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:15Five years of saving?
00:08:18I hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:20Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:22Is it still available?
00:08:25Great, I'll take it.
00:08:26I'll take it.
00:08:30Put up these decorations.
00:08:37Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:39What the hell are you doing in my house?
00:08:48You?
00:08:50Your house?
00:08:51I don't think so.
00:08:53I just rented it.
00:08:54Oh, you did what?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:56Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:08:59Now what's your game this time?
00:09:00Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:03Wait.
00:09:04I have proof.
00:09:06Huh.
00:09:07Mm-hmm.
00:09:10The number you dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:14Shocker.
00:09:18Um, try the key.
00:09:20Let me guess.
00:09:23Not fitting?
00:09:24Just wait.
00:09:26Okay.
00:09:28Something's wrong.
00:09:29So.
00:09:30Leave or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:31Wait.
00:09:32Come on, please.
00:09:33I think I was scammed.
00:09:34I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:35That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:38Are you serious?
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40I don't have any money.
00:09:41I was scammed.
00:09:42Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:43I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:44My house is not some charity motel princess and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:49Please move.
00:09:50Please, please.
00:09:51I'm sorry.
00:09:52See?
00:09:53This key works.
00:09:55Don't you have family?
00:09:56It's Christmas.
00:09:57Bye.
00:09:58Come on.
00:10:00You're dressed so cute.
00:10:08That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:11Leave.
00:10:13like the
00:10:21house you cost.
00:10:23And then every
00:10:28who you just got called?
00:10:29tubesJIkzai.
00:10:30Scammed.
00:10:31Homeless.
00:10:32Kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:34I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:37Ew.
00:10:38Continueγγ.
00:10:39Whoever300 is showing up.
00:10:41No, no, no, lock it down, Chasel.
00:10:48No sympathy.
00:10:50Hey, where are you?
00:10:52Tell me how to help.
00:10:53Cash?
00:11:01You're sweet, but no, I'm not a charity case.
00:11:05I'll figure it out.
00:11:11How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:25I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:29Hey, hello kitty, didn't you hear me?
00:11:32Hey.
00:11:34Oh my gosh.
00:11:37You're burning up.
00:11:38I swear, this is the last time I'm going to help you, okay?
00:11:44Come on.
00:11:45It's your feet.
00:11:47Come on.
00:11:49You just need to sit.
00:11:52Ouch.
00:11:53Stay, please.
00:11:55I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:11:59Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:12:03I'm fine.
00:12:04No, you're not.
00:12:07Can you take this?
00:12:08What is it?
00:12:09This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:13No.
00:12:14No?
00:12:14Uh, yes.
00:12:15You're burning.
00:12:16Open up, please.
00:12:25You are something.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:27All right.
00:12:28If you need me, I will...
00:12:30Don't need me.
00:12:33I like it.
00:12:34I like it.
00:12:35Okay.
00:12:35Oh.
00:12:35Okay.
00:12:35What are you doing?
00:13:05What are you doing to me?
00:13:06You pervert!
00:13:08What?
00:13:09What are you doing to me?
00:13:10You pervert!
00:13:14I drag your half-dead, soaking wet body into my house, I save you from pneumonia, and take
00:13:18care of you all night, and you slap me?
00:13:20What, do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:22No, no, no, wait.
00:13:23I'm sorry.
00:13:24I just thought that...
00:13:25Look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:26Just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:13:29Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay, even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:34This face is a $10 million insurance policy, okay?
00:13:37So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:39No, wait, please.
00:13:40I have nowhere else to go, okay?
00:13:42I can pay rent.
00:13:43Yeah, okay, here.
00:13:45This should be enough for a motel and a bus ticket to anywhere that is not here.
00:13:49Now get out!
00:13:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:51Look, I can work for you, okay?
00:13:53I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer and my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:56And I will pay you back.
00:13:58Look, this is gonna sound weird, but this was my mother's house.
00:14:03Okay?
00:14:04And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:07If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:14:14Fine.
00:14:15You can stay.
00:14:17But I have conditions.
00:14:20Oh, yeah.
00:14:23You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:27My grandmother is insistent.
00:14:30You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:32That is the deal.
00:14:33In exchange, you can stay here until New Year's.
00:14:36You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:42Okay, um, rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:14:47Easy.
00:14:48Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:51And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:56Excuse me, uh, are you mocking me?
00:14:58Is something funny?
00:14:59No.
00:15:00I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:05And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:10That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:12A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:15I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:17You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:20You should consider writing.
00:15:22Oh, sorry, I should have asked this.
00:15:35What's your name?
00:15:36Chasel.
00:15:39Chasel Brady?
00:15:41Chasel Brady?
00:15:42Chasel Brady?
00:15:43Got that.
00:15:44I'll go get my stuff.
00:15:45Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:47You just got that?
00:15:49After hearing my name?
00:15:50What do you mean by got that?
00:15:52Should I know your name?
00:15:54Oh, you're an actor.
00:15:56I don't do stage plays.
00:15:59Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:16:02Do you know how many women would kill to be in your position?
00:16:05Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:07Sorry.
00:16:08Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:15Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:18That's my rule.
00:16:22Jesus.
00:16:23Wait, she just left like that?
00:16:29Sophie!
00:16:32My book.
00:16:37No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:44Sophie!
00:16:49Oh!
00:16:50Thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:53Garbage?
00:16:55Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:16:58My career.
00:17:00Your career where your mom was your only reader.
00:17:05Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:09Funny.
00:17:10Cause at least my job pays the bills.
00:17:12Whereas you have to leech off of your stolen boyfriends for survival.
00:17:21Sophie?
00:17:22This is where your work belongs.
00:17:32No!
00:17:35What's going on, babe?
00:17:36Look who's here.
00:17:37My charity case, X. Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:17:48Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:50Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:54My boyfriend isn't a random guy.
00:17:56And he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:17:59He isn't here for you though, is he?
00:18:01See, that's your fate, Nora.
00:18:02No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:07Unlike Sophie.
00:18:09She's carrying my baby.
00:18:10We're getting married.
00:18:11But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:15Take care of the baby.
00:18:16A driver?
00:18:33I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards too.
00:18:39She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:41Pathetic!
00:18:46I'm sorry, Emily, babe.
00:18:47Hey.
00:18:48Hi.
00:18:50I know you.
00:18:51Holy shit!
00:18:52You're the most valuable quarterback in the world!
00:18:54You and Dora?
00:18:55No way!
00:18:56Hey, Daniel, grab her things.
00:18:58Just the suitcase.
00:18:59Thanks.
00:19:01Autograph?
00:19:02Maybe later.
00:19:03Come on, let's go.
00:19:05I almost got a suitcase.
00:19:06I'm sorry, Emily.
00:19:07I'm sorry, babe.
00:19:09Hey.
00:19:10Hi.
00:19:11I know you.
00:19:13Holy shit!
00:19:14You're the most valuable quarterback in the world!
00:19:15You and Dora?
00:19:16I almost forgot.
00:19:19How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:26Okay, how did you...
00:19:27No, why did you come?
00:19:29Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:31Everyone?
00:19:32Who?
00:19:33Wait, where are we going, Chasel?
00:19:34You'll see.
00:19:36Just put this on, you're gonna need it.
00:19:38Okay, don't look.
00:19:40Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:41Seriously?
00:19:42I'm looking out the window.
00:19:43Will too.
00:19:47I...
00:19:48I didn't see anything.
00:19:58Stay close, don't say anything.
00:20:00I know, I know, I know.
00:20:05Who's the blonde?
00:20:06Who's the blonde girl, Chasel?
00:20:07Chasel, who's the blonde?
00:20:08Can you give an answer to your fans?
00:20:10Holy shit!
00:20:12Who's the blonde?
00:20:14I know, it's Chasel Brady.
00:20:16I know.
00:20:17That's a word for your fans.
00:20:19Please, be seated.
00:20:21Chasel, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:25Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:28I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:30I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:37And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:41So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:44It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:47I introduce you to...
00:20:48Doris Swift.
00:20:50My fiancee.
00:20:51How long do you know you?
00:20:53Can you say something?
00:20:55There you go.
00:20:56I went for a band.
00:20:57Come on.
00:20:58Oh, jeez.
00:21:02Chasel, this was not in the contract.
00:21:04You can stay with me for an entire year.
00:21:06And no one will ever bully you again.
00:21:09Or you could back out.
00:21:11Up to you.
00:21:20Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day or are you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:30Thank you?
00:21:32For what?
00:21:33For making me famous overnight in front of the entire country?
00:21:37You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:39I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:44I told you that I'm Chasel Brady.
00:21:46It's not my fault.
00:21:47You live under a rock?
00:21:48You know what?
00:21:49Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts.
00:21:52Oh.
00:21:53Well, thank you, Captain America.
00:21:55You're welcome.
00:21:56This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:18You wrote this?
00:22:21You wrote this?
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:25The market really likes this genre, so.
00:22:28Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:30I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:32How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:34You call it romance?
00:22:36The love story in this is drier than weak old toast.
00:22:39Okay.
00:22:41So, how do I fix it?
00:22:43I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:47Uh, yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:51One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:53You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:22:57Uh, get your estrogen just like firing on all cylinders.
00:23:02This is gold.
00:23:04Seriously.
00:23:05Okay, so wait.
00:23:06How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:08It's primitive.
00:23:09He can't help it.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:12Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:15Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:17Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:21Okay, yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:22Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:23:34Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:23:37So, when you were helping me earlier, just...
00:23:44Don't.
00:23:45Even.
00:23:46Dream it?
00:23:48Lesson's over.
00:23:49My house is a disaster.
00:23:50You probably should clean it.
00:23:51Thanks, Jim.
00:24:00Oh, cool.
00:24:01I know these directors.
00:24:05Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:08He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:10He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:14Chasel!
00:24:15Chasel!
00:24:16Chasel!
00:24:18You will not believe what you threw away.
00:24:23My house!
00:24:25My house!
00:24:27What are you doing?
00:24:28Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:29Okay, I can see that.
00:24:31Why are you naked?
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:34Gee, I live here?
00:24:35Okay, okay.
00:24:36Let's get one thing straight.
00:24:37This is my household, okay?
00:24:39I'm the boss,
00:24:40and frankly,
00:24:41millions of women would pay to see this!
00:24:43Okay, well,
00:24:44I'm not one of them.
00:24:45I don't want to see your bamboo.
00:24:49Hey!
00:24:50No!
00:24:51You don't see them.
00:24:52What do you want?
00:24:54Party!
00:24:55This party!
00:24:56Take me!
00:24:57No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:00But Edison Gray is going to be there!
00:25:02THE Edison Gray!
00:25:03He's an investor!
00:25:04It could change my life!
00:25:06I'm dressed.
00:25:09Think about it.
00:25:10If Edison Gray buys my novel,
00:25:12I'll have money.
00:25:13So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:15Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:17Think about it.
00:25:26You really have a thing
00:25:27for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:35Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:25:36Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:37Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:39Is this how you beg?
00:25:41Please, Mr. Brady.
00:25:42Please, Mr. Brady.
00:25:43You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:25:49You'll take me.
00:25:50Won't you?
00:25:51Fine.
00:25:52I'll get you in.
00:25:53Yeah.
00:25:54But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you.
00:25:55Okay?
00:25:56Okay.
00:25:57Okay.
00:25:58That's on you.
00:25:59But the people at this party, they're vultures.
00:26:00Okay?
00:26:01You gotta at least.
00:26:02Look the part.
00:26:11Can't you smell that?
00:26:28That's all about it.
00:26:31Smell what?
00:26:33It's the smell of poverty and failure, in one.
00:26:36Apologize.
00:26:40Okay, Misha.
00:26:41Looked like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:26:44Yeah, this should be easy.
00:26:46Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:01Oh no.
00:27:02This ring, it fits perfectly.
00:27:05It's meant to be, I have to have it.
00:27:07I can't let them see me here.
00:27:09I can't let them see me here.
00:27:12Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:15Is this ring?
00:27:17It's everything.
00:27:18I need it.
00:27:19It fits perfectly.
00:27:20It has to be mine.
00:27:21Get it for me now, please, please, please.
00:27:24Are you writing?
00:27:26We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:30Staring at my nightmare.
00:27:31I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:34I want to run.
00:27:37Don't let them win.
00:27:39Spit on them.
00:27:41I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:45Dora.
00:27:48I see you're here all alone.
00:27:50I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend
00:27:53if he's not going to buy you anything?
00:27:55Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:27:59For you, everything.
00:28:00What are you doing?
00:28:01Disgusting.
00:28:03Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:08Yes.
00:28:09I just texted D to spit on them and she did it.
00:28:13Could she be?
00:28:14No, no, impossible.
00:28:15D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:16Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:17If she were D, I would rather die.
00:28:18Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:19Bag it up.
00:28:20Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:28:21I want something limited edition.
00:28:22To get ready to do it.
00:28:23Oh, no.
00:28:24I want to get ready to do it.
00:28:25Oh, no.
00:28:26I want to get ready to do it.
00:28:27Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:28Yes.
00:28:29I just texted D to spit on them and she did it.
00:28:30Could she be?
00:28:31No, no.
00:28:32Impossible.
00:28:33D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:36girl Dora is a walking disaster if she were D I would rather die everything in
00:28:43the store in her size bag it up oh and uh I want something limited edition you
00:28:51got that oh sir this is our one and only piece in the whole world going for
00:28:57three hundred thousand three hundred we will take it look at that very nice huh
00:29:10see that there you go Dora um don't you think this is a little much I just can't
00:29:17stand watching someone bully my employee oh and by the way all of this going on
00:29:23your rent tab mm-hmm god you know what it must be exhausting acting like buying
00:29:30some pink dress is like winning the lottery you too are just so adorable Dora
00:29:36we have places to be
00:29:44are you done yet we're gonna be late all right I'm gonna count to three if you're
00:29:49not out here we're not going one she she's amazing so how do I look money
00:30:09definitely makes things better um I'll wait outside hey
00:30:19could you come in for a second
00:30:23uh I need help with my zipper come on okay
00:30:49thanks thanks I'll be outside
00:31:01get it together she's Dora the disaster not lovely D
00:31:09oh
00:31:21oh
00:31:26Oh my god, I am so sorry, that was a complete accident.
00:31:56Yeah, for sure.
00:31:58Did you plan that?
00:31:59Kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments.
00:32:02That.
00:32:03Falling down the stairs and almost killing myself.
00:32:05Did I plan that?
00:32:06A little bit, yeah.
00:32:07No.
00:32:08My heel got caught and then I fell.
00:32:10Hold that thought.
00:32:15Voila.
00:32:16Did you buy me these shoes?
00:32:26Don't get me wrong, okay?
00:32:27I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:33Other foot.
00:32:35Seems like something they do in the movies.
00:32:37Okay, so Edison Gray is going to be here.
00:32:40I'm going to be fine.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Please, please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak.
00:32:45These people can smell desperation.
00:32:47Starving animal?
00:32:48That is so rude.
00:32:49Just be cool.
00:32:50I'm not going to be like him.
00:32:51Oh my god, that's Edison Gray.
00:32:52That's him.
00:32:53Don't stare.
00:32:54Don't stare.
00:32:55Just look anywhere else.
00:32:56Don't look him in the eyes.
00:32:57Okay, so if he buys my novel, I mean my future will be brighter than the headlights on your G-Wagon.
00:33:02That's impossible, I just got new chrome.
00:33:06Do you feel the same as Dora?
00:33:08The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:11Chazel!
00:33:12Glad you could make it.
00:33:13Edison, there's someone I want you to meet.
00:33:16This is Dora.
00:33:17She is a writer.
00:33:19Oh.
00:33:20Oh, your hand.
00:33:21Hi.
00:33:22Hi.
00:33:23And she is brilliant.
00:33:25I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight.
00:33:27Really?
00:33:28You need to read her manuscript, I'm telling you.
00:33:32I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement.
00:33:36Look at her.
00:33:37She's so plain.
00:33:39Please, Ora.
00:33:40It's obviously a publicity stunt.
00:33:42You know him.
00:33:43He's probably just trying to make you jealous.
00:33:46Well, it's working.
00:33:47Look at them together.
00:33:48You look so comfortable.
00:33:51I mean, he even introduced her to Edison.
00:33:53Don't be silly.
00:33:54Everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you.
00:33:57He's just trying to get your attention.
00:33:59He's America's quarterback.
00:34:00You're America's sweetheart.
00:34:02This whole fiancΓ© thing is just a cry for you to take him back.
00:34:06Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys.
00:34:11It's a story just about a small-town girl.
00:34:14She actually runs into the...
00:34:17Sorry.
00:34:18Getting a little nervous.
00:34:20Well, Dora, I'll tell you what.
00:34:21It's got potential.
00:34:22Really?
00:34:23Yeah.
00:34:24Oh, I think that's...
00:34:25Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys.
00:34:26I gotta take this.
00:34:27Totally.
00:34:28Bye.
00:34:29Bye.
00:34:30Chazel?
00:34:31Long time no see.
00:34:33Aura, I told you I don't like public theatrics.
00:34:37And this must be your new friend.
00:34:41Aura Vance.
00:34:42It's a pleasure.
00:34:43Oh.
00:34:44Don't take it now.
00:34:45No.
00:34:46Who is this?
00:34:47Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation because I put a no-home-wrecking clause in the contract.
00:34:55Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:34:59She's just a clean ex.
00:35:01We broke up centuries ago.
00:35:03We just play along so we can get rid of her.
00:35:05She'll be gone.
00:35:06Okay.
00:35:07I'll help you.
00:35:08But I'm not paying rent this month.
00:35:10Fine.
00:35:11I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway.
00:35:12You're a chief student.
00:35:13Well, Chazel.
00:35:14Aren't you gonna introduce your new friend?
00:35:16I can do it.
00:35:17I'm Dora.
00:35:18It's nice to meet you.
00:35:19Actually, if you haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify.
00:35:21This is Dora, my fiance.
00:35:25Oh, my God.
00:35:35Chazel's serious this time.
00:35:37Who's the girl?
00:35:38I don't know, but she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the adult.
00:35:47Chazel.
00:35:48Uh-huh.
00:35:49Always a comedian.
00:35:50Well, regardless, right?
00:35:54Congratulations, fiance or not.
00:35:57Um, but Dora, I really meant what I said earlier.
00:36:01Your manuscripts, it has heart.
00:36:03It's got a lot of potential.
00:36:05I would love to set up a meeting with you.
00:36:08Thank you so much, Mr. Graham.
00:36:09Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched.
00:36:12Hold this.
00:36:14Oh, Eddie.
00:36:15Always the sentimental fool.
00:36:18But this?
00:36:20This is pathetic.
00:36:21You know, all weepy heart.
00:36:23Zero brains.
00:36:26It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this.
00:36:29Trash.
00:36:30Trash?
00:36:36No!
00:36:37No!
00:36:38No!
00:36:39No!
00:36:40No!
00:36:41No!
00:36:42No!
00:36:43No!
00:36:44No!
00:36:45No!
00:36:46No!
00:36:47No!
00:36:48No!
00:36:49No!
00:36:54Hey!
00:36:55No!
00:36:56Jesus!
00:36:57No!
00:36:58Are you insane?
00:36:59Forget the paper!
00:37:00Come on!
00:37:01Come on!
00:37:02Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:37:07You're gonna risk drowning for a manuscript.
00:37:10Oh my god, I wasn't drowning.
00:37:11Oh, it's cold.
00:37:12And this is my life, okay?
00:37:14This is my work.
00:37:15Wait, were you worried about me?
00:37:19Look, don't flatter yourself.
00:37:21I just don't wanna play doctor when you get sick.
00:37:23It'd be a total pain in my ass.
00:37:25Typical.
00:37:26Can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth.
00:37:32Look, your opinion of her story means nothing.
00:37:35And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something.
00:37:38Are you really gonna lower yourself for this nobody?
00:37:42Is she really worth your reputation, Jason?
00:37:45Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:49The only thing low here is your act.
00:37:52Yeah, daddy's money bought your seat.
00:37:54It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:37:58How could you-
00:37:59Apologize to her now.
00:38:03Let's just-
00:38:04Let's just calm down.
00:38:05Jaisal, alright.
00:38:06Aura, you did go a little too far.
00:38:08And that's fine.
00:38:09We just-
00:38:10Save it.
00:38:11This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:38:12Either she apologizes to my fiancΓ©,
00:38:14or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:38:17What's it gonna be?
00:38:20Can you just apologize, Jason?
00:38:25I apologize.
00:38:33Where did he go?
00:38:38I gotta be honest though, Dora, she is fine.
00:38:40No, she is not.
00:38:41I call it like I see it.
00:38:44No, Jaisal's just writing that new toy hi.
00:38:47Pretty soon he'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:38:50Seriously?
00:39:01You've been crying since 8pm.
00:39:04Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:07She called my life's work trash!
00:39:11Okay?
00:39:12That's like someone being like,
00:39:13your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:39:19Okay.
00:39:20One, they're vaulted.
00:39:21Oh, okay.
00:39:22Okay?
00:39:23Two.
00:39:24Okay.
00:39:26It's almost midnight.
00:39:27Decapitate her in your next draft,
00:39:29but please, please, please just let me sleep.
00:39:33How are you so cold?
00:39:36Okay?
00:39:37Why don't men know how to consult
00:39:41a hysterical woman?
00:39:44Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:39:47Be thoughtful and comforting and caring.
00:39:50Okay?
00:39:51Just be like the freaking leading man.
00:39:53Come here.
00:40:05Like this?
00:40:18Are you feeling better now?
00:40:19Are you feeling better now?
00:40:23Today he jumped in the pool to save me,
00:40:25and now he's comforting me?
00:40:29What?
00:40:42Christ, you know, you raccoon eyes.
00:40:44You're tragic.
00:40:46Buy a waterproof next time.
00:40:47You go to bed.
00:40:48What the hell was that?
00:41:01I almost kissed her.
00:41:03The walking disaster?
00:41:04My heart never raced like this for Felix.
00:41:16Not even once.
00:41:18So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:21Oh no.
00:41:22Don't tell me I'm actually...
00:41:24calling for him?
00:41:26Dee is my soulmate.
00:41:28I'm sure of that.
00:41:29Dora?
00:41:30She's just some random woman who happened to be in my house.
00:41:34That's it.
00:41:39Hey.
00:41:40What are you up to?
00:41:48Confession.
00:41:49I might be into someone.
00:41:50And it's terrifying.
00:42:03Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:42:06Your pancakes are gonna get cold.
00:42:08Cold.
00:42:14Fine.
00:42:15I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:42:24Jesus, Chasel.
00:42:28Oh my God, what did you do?
00:42:31An alcoholic Christmas tree?
00:42:34You are so drunk and...
00:42:38and talented.
00:42:39Wait.
00:42:59Jesus, Chasel.
00:43:01Stop!
00:43:02You're burning up.
00:43:03We need a doctor.
00:43:04Now, come on.
00:43:06No doctors.
00:43:07No breasts.
00:43:09Are...
00:43:11Are you serious right now?
00:43:12You're burning up.
00:43:15Imagine the tabloids.
00:43:17I'm doing two degree fever.
00:43:18It takes out Iron Man Chasel.
00:43:21No, I'd rather die.
00:43:23Wow.
00:43:25Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own.
00:43:29Also, what the hell?
00:43:31Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:43:34Fuck.
00:43:35You are scarily perceptive and you're not crying.
00:43:39Fine.
00:43:40Die here.
00:43:41I'm not planning your funeral.
00:43:49She's kinda cute.
00:43:50No...
00:43:51No.
00:43:53No.
00:43:54If you're not crying.
00:43:56No...
00:43:58No.
00:43:59No.
00:44:00No.
00:44:02No.
00:44:03No...
00:44:04No...
00:44:05No.
00:44:06No.
00:44:07No.
00:44:08No.
00:44:09No.
00:44:10No.
00:44:11Every rom-com has this scene. Girl finds the guy she's crushing on, totally
00:44:16defenseless, passed out in front of her. Now comes the million-dollar question.
00:44:21What's her next move?
00:44:41See, since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:44:50It's a European method, and it's very accurate.
00:44:54Right, and I'm the Pope.
00:45:02Bathroom. Now, unless, uh, you want me to puke on you?
00:45:05Oh, oh, me, okay.
00:45:12Chasel! I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:45:18Chasel? Are you home?
00:45:23Oh, thank God, you're so heavy. Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:45:30What? You want to see me naked again?
00:45:32No, I just, I'm worried. What if you fall or something?
00:45:37I'm not so weak that I need help from a woman to take my pants off.
00:45:41Unless that's, uh, unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:45:47You're shameless.
00:45:50Whoa!
00:45:53Damn. You really went for that?
00:45:55It was an accident, I swear.
00:45:57Sure it was.
00:45:58It was.
00:45:58Oh my God!
00:46:03Oh my God!
00:46:05Oh, Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:07What am I doing here?
00:46:09After your superhero stunt, even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:46:15Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:17You know, I thought he hired an actress. Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:46:26But after seeing all this, I'm reassured.
00:46:32Oh, uh, well, actually we, um, aren't.
00:46:35Uh, you know, case closed. Now you see we are a real happy couple. So please leave.
00:46:43Your mother and father saw the pictures of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:46:48They want to see you. So you will bring your fiancΓ© seven o'clock sharp.
00:46:56I can't, okay? I'm sick. I have a, uh, a really bad fever.
00:47:02Oh, yeah. Men don't get sick. They get dramatic. Take a pill and stop the theatrics. Be there.
00:47:13Oh, yes, dear. Be careful. Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:47:20I mean, what is a man? Uh, legs, a cock, and words that just float out of their mouth and disappear once they're said.
00:47:31Right. You let me know if Chase will bullies you, okay?
00:47:36Yeah. Dude, uh, come on, grandma.
00:47:38Uh, hey.
00:47:44Wow. Your grandma's so cool.
00:47:51Nope. Whoa.
00:47:54I can't do this. Your parents probably used solid gold toothpicks and I'm gonna say something stupid
00:48:00and then they'll have me arrested for poor taste. Think of it like, like research.
00:48:05My family makes your villains look like amateurs.
00:48:11Okay, but where's your grandma? I thought she'd be here for this.
00:48:16She spends Christmas Eve at home with my grandpa. Passed away ten years ago and it's kind of her thing.
00:48:23Oh.
00:48:24You ready?
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:27Go? Okay. You knock.
00:48:40Uh, mom, dad, this is Dora.
00:48:47So nice to meet you both.
00:48:49Dinner's getting cold.
00:49:03Mmm.
00:49:06After potatoes are really good.
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:10Didn't make this growing up, but...
00:49:11We saw Aura at the club. She looked radiant. Such a waste you let that one get away. You were a perfect match.
00:49:26Mom, Dora is right here. Please show some respect.
00:49:31It's okay.
00:49:32Respect.
00:49:34For what? A girl with no job who thinks she can latch on to our son and marry into this family?
00:49:41Let me be clear.
00:49:43That will never happen.
00:49:49You know what?
00:49:51I am not surprised.
00:49:53All right, this is what you two always do, isn't it?
00:49:56Watch your tone. We're stating facts. This family has standards.
00:50:02Your standard.
00:50:03Your standard is a bank statement.
00:50:06You only care about money, about status. I mean, have you ever even once asked what I want?
00:50:13I can't think of one time.
00:50:14Grow up, son.
00:50:16You're not a person. You're a franchise.
00:50:19And you're risking everything for this fucking nobody.
00:50:23Her name is Dora. And I'm not going to marry Aura or whoever you want.
00:50:27Okay? It's my life. I'm going to do with it what I want.
00:50:31Got it? Not why you parry my name.
00:50:38Maybe I don't want it.
00:50:44I'm sorry. Let's go.
00:50:45Okay, Chasel. Slow down. It's not worth getting this angry over.
00:51:01No, you're right. I should not have brought you here to witness this scene.
00:51:04Look, I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that.
00:51:07They're just worried about you. That's all.
00:51:11Worried? Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:51:14I don't. Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:19Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:20I'm not defending them. I'm defending you, okay?
00:51:23You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents.
00:51:26Look, you don't get it, okay? You never will.
00:51:28You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything.
00:51:33You can't script real life.
00:51:35Okay, fine, fine. Sorry that I was trying to look out for you.
00:51:39I won't do it again. You can trust me on that.
00:51:43Just let me out. Let me out. Please stop the car.
00:51:46I am. I am.
00:51:47Now.
00:51:51Fine. Enjoy your walk.
00:51:53Oh, I will.
00:51:53Wait, what? Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry?
00:52:04This isn't how it's supposed to work.
00:52:07Asshole.
00:52:11Dora?
00:52:14Damn it.
00:52:15Chasel, it wasn't her fault.
00:52:18She was just trying to help.
00:52:20You shouldn't have taken it out on her.
00:52:21She's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere.
00:52:39How are you thinking?
00:52:40Oh, fuck.
00:52:46Ow.
00:52:51Dora, I am so glad you agreed to me.
00:52:54And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true.
00:52:58Your writing has soul. It's rare.
00:53:02Thanks.
00:53:03I really needed to hear that tonight.
00:53:08And that is why I want to invest in you.
00:53:11But not just a book.
00:53:13A whole bigger scale. A biography.
00:53:16A biography about Chasel Brady.
00:53:20Now, hear me out.
00:53:21Okay, look, I know he's already said no to every single producer in town. I get that.
00:53:26But you, Dora, you have the keys.
00:53:29This is it.
00:53:35The career break I've prayed for.
00:53:37But I can't betray Chasel's trust.
00:53:40Mr. Gray, thank you.
00:53:42But if he already said no, then that's the answer.
00:53:45I won't go behind his back.
00:53:49You know, I thought you'd say that.
00:53:51And hey, I get it.
00:53:53I mean, most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this.
00:53:57But you, you're not a gold digger, are you, Dora?
00:54:02You're the real thing.
00:54:05Honestly, this might be the worst decision I've ever made.
00:54:10Look, I know you're concerned.
00:54:12And you have every right to be.
00:54:14But the offer stands, okay?
00:54:17And if you guys ever want to tell this story the right way...
00:54:24Call me.
00:54:30I will.
00:54:31Thanks.
00:54:33You're that goddamn Dora?
00:54:36Yes.
00:54:36What the hell is wrong with you?
00:54:45Don't you know this woman?
00:54:46No idea.
00:54:48You cheating skank.
00:54:50What, was one superstar not enough for you?
00:54:53You don't deserve Chasel.
00:54:55Get out of his life!
00:54:59Enough!
00:55:00Dora, call me back, okay?
00:55:07I was an idiot.
00:55:08Just please let me know you're safe, okay?
00:55:20Look, I was angry.
00:55:23I shouldn't have left you there.
00:55:25No, that's weak.
00:55:35It was a bad play.
00:55:36I overreacted, and it won't happen again.
00:55:40Yeah, that's better.
00:55:41I like that.
00:55:49Okay, okay.
00:55:51You got this, Chasel.
00:55:52Thank you, again, for everything.
00:55:56Yeah, of course.
00:55:57And I meant it when I said it.
00:55:59You have more spine than anybody in this town.
00:56:03Seriously though, if you need anything, anything at all,
00:56:06I would love to help.
00:56:09I appreciate it.
00:56:10Of course.
00:56:12And I will get this dry cleaned and return it to you.
00:56:15That you will not do because it looks way better on you,
00:56:18and you're going to keep it.
00:56:19What?
00:56:19You're going to keep it.
00:56:20It's great.
00:56:20It's a little dark.
00:56:21I think so.
00:56:25Chasel.
00:56:29Hi.
00:56:30You know, I was calling you.
00:56:32Didn't you get my messages?
00:56:33My phone died.
00:56:35And Edison actually picked me up and gave me a ride home.
00:56:40After a little incident.
00:56:43Great.
00:56:44Always playing the hero.
00:56:46Yeah.
00:56:47Appreciate the assist.
00:56:48Of course.
00:56:49I'd love to.
00:56:51Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:56:53They're getting a little handsy.
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:56I appreciate the concern, but I've got it.
00:56:59Oh, you do?
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00I know.
00:57:00Yes.
00:57:03Excuse me?
00:57:04Okay.
00:57:05Is that yours?
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:06Oh, that's nice.
00:57:08Wow.
00:57:09All right.
00:57:09Well, on that note, my offer still stands.
00:57:14Thanks.
00:57:18And Dora, just remember, keep that backbone.
00:57:21Hey, Chasel.
00:57:33What is wrong with you?
00:57:35Keep your distance from Edison Gray.
00:57:37Excuse me?
00:57:38He was just helping me.
00:57:40Excuse me?
00:57:41He was just helping me.
00:57:42News flash.
00:57:43You're my fiance now.
00:57:44That means no cozying up to guys like Edison Gray, especially not where cameras can see.
00:57:48Cozying up?
00:57:49It's called basic human decency.
00:57:51Or was there a no friends clause in your contract too?
00:57:53He's not some innocent fanboy, okay?
00:57:55He's a vulture with a trust fund.
00:57:57Okay.
00:57:58So this is not about the media.
00:58:00You're just jealous.
00:58:00Oh, don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
00:58:03I won't.
00:58:04Because a real man would never leave his fiance stranded in the middle of the street.
00:58:10Alone.
00:58:18Smooth.
00:58:22Apologize with step one.
00:58:24You went straight to being a possessive fucking asshole.
00:58:36Shit.
00:58:41Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:58:43They're getting a little pansy.
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46He wasn't wrong.
00:58:48I made her a target, then left her out there.
00:58:50And instead of apologizing, I acted like she betrayed me.
00:58:58A hypothetical question.
00:59:00If a guy messes up badly with a girl, what's the best way to make it right?
00:59:05How do you pursue someone you've hurt?
00:59:17He's into someone?
00:59:22Since when?
00:59:23Start with a real apology.
00:59:26No excuses.
00:59:27Then show you listen.
00:59:29A thoughtful gift.
00:59:30A real date.
00:59:31Actions.
00:59:32Actions.
00:59:32Not just words.
00:59:36Thanks.
00:59:37Good advice.
00:59:37Dora, are you awake?
00:59:46Dora, are you awake?
00:59:48Dora, are you awake?
00:59:51No.
00:59:52And go away.
00:59:54I'm officially boycotting you.
00:59:56Look, I get it.
00:59:58You have every right to be pissed.
01:00:00I'm sorry.
01:00:02Okay, I was a jackass.
01:00:04Leaving you out there was...
01:00:07It was unforgivable.
01:00:10And I just saw the news.
01:00:13The wine thing?
01:00:15I didn't know.
01:00:20Look, you were right.
01:00:21I don't own you.
01:00:23And this fake engagement thing doesn't give me the right to act like I do.
01:00:29Chasel is apologizing.
01:00:33Good night.
01:00:34Oh, and I got you an early Christmas present, so...
01:00:41I'll just leave it at the door.
01:01:04Chasel bought me a gift?
01:01:34Christmas gifts.
01:01:46For the writer who's gonna change the world.
01:01:48She deserves a sweater too.
01:01:51P.S.
01:01:52Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:01:55Not his fake fiancΓ©s.
01:01:56Just us.
01:01:59An apology.
01:02:01Some gifts.
01:02:02And asking me on a date.
01:02:05That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:02:15Fine.
01:02:16You're forgiven.
01:02:18And I guess my schedule is clear for tomorrow.
01:02:23Your graciousness humbles me, your highness.
01:02:26I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:32To anyone coming for my fiance, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit.
01:02:46We're happy.
01:02:47We're happy.
01:02:48Back off.
01:02:51Merry Christmas.
01:03:00Is this real?
01:03:02Or is it just part of the act?
01:03:03Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:11Chasel?
01:03:12Coming!
01:03:14Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:15Good morning.
01:03:19We need to talk.
01:03:23What are you not happy to see me?
01:03:24Oh gosh, Chasel must be suffering in this shoe box.
01:03:34I can smell the regret.
01:03:38Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:41Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:45Now, did you need something or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:49Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:51I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:03:53And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:03:57Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:04:02Oh, what exactly is womanliness?
01:04:06This.
01:04:08Head to toe couture, Chanel on my body, Hermes on my arm.
01:04:13Well, he's not here, so if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there.
01:04:20I know that he's not here.
01:04:23I came for you.
01:04:27How much to walk away from him?
01:04:31God, the villainous offer scene.
01:04:34I've written this a million times.
01:04:36Time to improvise.
01:04:39Ten million cash, and I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:43Ten million.
01:04:46Oh, that's not written in the story.
01:04:51Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:53You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:04:56Ten million?
01:04:58That's my going rate.
01:05:00Twenty?
01:05:02Yeah, twenty.
01:05:03Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:05Twenty million?
01:05:06What are you two robbers?
01:05:08Can't pay?
01:05:10Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot then.
01:05:12I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:14I mean, some love story.
01:05:16Oh, oh, oh, but she can afford it.
01:05:19This little country mouse?
01:05:21She's not buying me.
01:05:22She actually owns me.
01:05:24Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:05:26So, you need to go.
01:05:27No!
01:05:27Oh, bye-bye.
01:05:29I hope never to see you again.
01:05:34Sick sweater, am I right?
01:05:35They're pretty sick.
01:05:36That makes you look pretty good.
01:05:37I know.
01:05:39Chasel, we need to talk.
01:05:42I love you!
01:05:46All right, come on.
01:05:47Now that you have keys to the hour.
01:05:49What movie are we seeing?
01:05:50Uh, it's a new one.
01:05:51You can tell me in the car.
01:05:55You think you're going on a date?
01:05:57Not while I'm here.
01:06:01You think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:06:03Maybe, but let them.
01:06:05Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:09I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:11Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:14My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:15Since when am I your driver and since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:18Since forever, just drive.
01:06:22Extra butter, the only way to watch a movie.
01:06:27Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stalkers, right?
01:06:30Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:32First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:34And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:36Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse.
01:06:38No, to be honest, Dora has more talent than you.
01:06:40I'm just, I'm just saying, I'm just...
01:06:42Oh, they're gone.
01:06:43So when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:51I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:53And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:06:56Excuse me.
01:06:58What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:00Oh my god, what are the odds?
01:07:02I love this director.
01:07:04So I ran into war outside.
01:07:06She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:09Yeah.
01:07:09Oh my god, I just saw a rat.
01:07:13And Chasel, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:16Get off.
01:07:17You weren't invited.
01:07:19Dora was.
01:07:22Don't look at me, struggle maker.
01:07:24You know, Dora, if this is too loud, we can always go back to my building.
01:07:27There's a private screening room.
01:07:30Or my place.
01:07:31It'd be really good for your writing, you know?
01:07:32Can you not touch another man's fiance?
01:07:35I'm sorry, I'm trying to help her with her career.
01:07:37something she actually needs.
01:07:38Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:07:40This is a movie theater in our swingers park.
01:07:43I'm sorry.
01:07:45Oh my god, you're Chasel Brady.
01:07:48And you're my fiance.
01:07:53No, no way.
01:07:54Oh my god.
01:07:56Huge fan.
01:07:57Oh, thank you.
01:07:57Okay, you guys have fun.
01:07:58We all get some work.
01:08:02We'll be gone, huh?
01:08:07You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:10You should really consider taking him up on his offer.
01:08:13Because you don't belong anywhere near Chasel's world.
01:08:18And you do?
01:08:19Of course I do.
01:08:21His parents love me.
01:08:23They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:26But you wouldn't understand that.
01:08:29Because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:38Say whatever you want about me.
01:08:40But don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:42Oh, is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:08:45What the hell are you doing?
01:08:53Oh, Chasel, she attacked me.
01:08:55I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy.
01:08:57Oh, you liar.
01:08:59I mean, I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak.
01:09:02So we need to go now.
01:09:05Addison, take Dora out back.
01:09:07I'll handle this.
01:09:08Knock it off, Aura.
01:09:19Don't pee like that, Chasel.
01:09:22Think clearly.
01:09:23Our business.
01:09:26A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:30I'm the best option for you.
01:09:32I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:42Are you okay?
01:09:43Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:45I do.
01:09:46I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:48Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:50Aren't you two friends?
01:09:50Because I've known Aura for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:09:54Okay, well, clearly Chasel doesn't see it.
01:09:56Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:09:56You never know what that was, okay?
01:09:58You could have been getting you out of the line of fire, okay?
01:10:00Hey, just don't assume.
01:10:02When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:10:06You're right.
01:10:06Yeah.
01:10:08I'm gonna go see you now.
01:10:10Oh, no.
01:10:13Hey, boy.
01:10:19Dora.
01:10:27Thanks.
01:10:28We are done, Aura.
01:10:30Stay away from both of us.
01:10:34Don't touch me.
01:10:35Dora, this isn't what you think.
01:10:37Oh, isn't it?
01:10:39Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:10:43I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:10:46When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:10:49That's all I'm asking.
01:10:51Look, the contract, after everything.
01:10:54You think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper.
01:10:59Is that really what you believe?
01:11:00I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel.
01:11:03But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:06A relationship for three, no thanks.
01:11:09It's time I walk away.
01:11:10I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:11:23Fake fiancee?
01:11:24Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:32Dora, wait, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:35Please just let me explain.
01:11:37Explain what?
01:11:39It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:41I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:43It is a family time, you know?
01:11:46I'll be staying over.
01:11:48What's wrong?
01:11:50You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:11:53Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:11:58No!
01:12:01We're so very much in love.
01:12:03Chasel, Dora, you better be telling the truth.
01:12:07Really?
01:12:12I hope so.
01:12:13You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:15We love you.
01:12:16You know I love you.
01:12:24Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:30It looks like you were holding her.
01:12:32Like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:33I don't want to see you.
01:12:34I was getting her off me and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:39You expect me to believe that.
01:12:41Yeah, okay.
01:12:42Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:45I don't know.
01:12:45Hey, I don't want to hear it.
01:12:48That was the last time.
01:12:50I don't want to hear it, okay?
01:12:52That was the last time.
01:12:54Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:12:57Oh, are you serious?
01:13:02After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:13:05I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:07It's not about that.
01:13:08Understand what?
01:13:09What is it about?
01:13:14Understand.
01:13:15Stop.
01:13:17Understand that the only one I love
01:13:19is you.
01:13:30You what?
01:13:31I said, I love you.
01:13:35And I mean it.
01:13:35I think, I think I started falling for you a long time ago.
01:13:42And way before I ever knew it was you.
01:14:05You're staring at me?
01:14:17Just admiring the view.
01:14:26Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:14:28Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:14:32All right, get up.
01:14:34We're going out.
01:14:35Where are we going?
01:14:37Christmas shopping.
01:14:39I still need to get grandma a gift.
01:14:43Last minute.
01:14:44I know.
01:14:45All right, five more minutes and we'll go.
01:14:47Oh, okay.
01:14:49So comfy.
01:14:50I know.
01:14:53Okay.
01:14:55How about this one?
01:14:57It's perfect.
01:14:59Yeah.
01:14:59Really?
01:15:00Yeah.
01:15:01We'll take it.
01:15:04Okay, I'll go take.
01:15:08Oh my god, you're Chazel Brady and that's Dora.
01:15:12I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:15:16You two are perfect together.
01:15:19Thanks.
01:15:20Yeah.
01:15:33I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:15:49Is everything okay?
01:15:52Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:15:53We can explain.
01:15:54We'll be there in 10 minutes.
01:15:58Is everything okay?
01:15:59We have to go.
01:16:01Like now.
01:16:01Okay.
01:16:02Come on.
01:16:09Okay, Chazel, what's wrong?
01:16:10You're making me nervous.
01:16:12Our fight at the cinema?
01:16:14Someone recorded it.
01:16:15The entire thing.
01:16:16What?
01:16:18It's everywhere, Dora.
01:16:19Online.
01:16:19Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:16:25Dad?
01:16:26What the hell was that, Chazel?
01:16:27Are you lying about this engagement?
01:16:29My phone is blowing up.
01:16:30The sponsors are saying you're a liar and they're threatening to pull out.
01:16:32I will handle the sponsors.
01:16:33You better.
01:16:35But Dora is my fiance and that won't change.
01:16:38Chazel, this is all my fault.
01:16:43If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and Dora.
01:16:46If I hadn't just started this fight to begin with, there would be nothing to record.
01:16:50Stop that.
01:16:51Okay, this is not your fault.
01:16:53And believe me, I'll handle everything.
01:16:55I just need to go to the stadium, deal with the press, the team.
01:17:00Hey, can you just talk to grandma, explain what's happening?
01:17:03Of course.
01:17:06We're gonna get through this.
01:17:07I promise.
01:17:08No matter what, I'm with you.
01:17:17I'm telling you, Chazel, it's the only way.
01:17:21You'll release a statement saying you've broken up with Dora and
01:17:25she was too emotional to say things she didn't mean.
01:17:28It's clean.
01:17:30Are you telling me to be a coward, lie to the entire world,
01:17:34and blame everything on the woman I love?
01:17:36All right, then what's your play?
01:17:37The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:17:40The best play would be to marry me.
01:17:45What?
01:17:48You.
01:17:48I knew it.
01:17:49You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:51I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:17:54Oh, seriously.
01:17:56So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:18:00I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:18:04This is all my fault.
01:18:05This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:18:14Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life and he has never not even once let another woman stay overnight in his home.
01:18:28The fact that you are here now shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:18:34But his parents...
01:18:37Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:18:41I'll take care of them.
01:18:43Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:18:48Face it, Chasel.
01:18:53I'm your only option.
01:18:56You think you can corner me into marrying you?
01:18:59There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:19:02I don't respond to threats.
01:19:05Because I told you we're done.
01:19:07The only woman I love and that I will marry is Dora.
01:19:13And as for what you did, my lawyer will be in touch.
01:19:22Un-fucking-believable.
01:19:25Dora!
01:19:27I'm home.
01:19:28We need to talk.
01:19:30She's gone, Chasel.
01:19:33What do you mean she's gone?
01:19:34Where did she go?
01:19:36Gone.
01:19:37Gone, gone?
01:19:43I don't understand.
01:19:45Why leave when you clearly love each other?
01:19:48Don't you trust Chasel?
01:19:50Oh, yes.
01:19:52I trust him.
01:19:56And that's exactly why I can't stay and become his weakness.
01:20:01But don't worry.
01:20:03In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:20:05And I need to write my next chapter.
01:20:07You know my fans are waiting.
01:20:10Come here.
01:20:10You made the right choice in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:20:17All right.
01:20:18I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:20:25And by yourself.
01:20:27You seem to forget I'm the best player in football history.
01:20:29They still count on me to win after Christmas break, okay?
01:20:33All right.
01:20:34Crisis averted.
01:20:36What's your next move?
01:20:37What's your next move?
01:20:39Go see about a girl.
01:20:46Dora.
01:20:47This.
01:20:48This.
01:20:49This.
01:20:50I cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story.
01:20:55It's amazing.
01:20:55Thanks.
01:20:57First time for everything, I guess.
01:21:00I think this all just taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:21:04You know what?
01:21:07I changed my mind.
01:21:09I did.
01:21:09I changed my mind.
01:21:10I want to invest in this story.
01:21:12Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:21:14Dora, do you realize that once people read this, no one's going to care about that video anyway?
01:21:20Okay, let me just publish a few chapters first. My fans have been waiting forever.
01:21:28Oh, I'm sure.
01:21:30Okay.
01:21:32Yes, there it is.
01:21:33Wow.
01:21:36Good job.
01:21:37Thanks.
01:21:37I hope they like it.
01:21:39They're going to love it.
01:21:47I messed up.
01:21:48I know the whole world saw us fighting, but I swear, our relationship is real.
01:21:54Dora is my fiancee, the only woman I love.
01:21:57Dora, if you see this, I'm sorry.
01:22:04This story...
01:22:07This story is me and Dora, if that means...
01:22:11Dora is Dee?
01:22:17Oh, I did...
01:22:30Okay, so how did you...
01:22:31You just told me yourself.
01:22:39You know, I love the new story, by the way.
01:22:43Our...
01:22:44story.
01:22:48So you're...
01:22:49C.
01:22:55Thank you for your advice before.
01:22:57It definitely helped.
01:22:59But, uh...
01:23:00This time, I think I'm going to do things my way.
01:23:11Dora Swift.
01:23:12I have fallen for you, irrevocably.
01:23:17Completely.
01:23:20Will you marry me?
01:23:21Is that a yes?
01:23:26Yes.
01:23:26Yes.
01:23:26Oh, my God.
01:23:33Come here.
01:23:36You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:40I mean that.
01:23:40You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:42I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:43I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:44I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:45I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:46I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:47I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:48I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:49I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:50I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:51I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:52I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:53I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:54I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:55I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:56I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:57I am the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
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