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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas #FULEPISODE
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00:00:00I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:03All right, it's about that time.
00:00:05So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:14Yeah, him.
00:00:16Hi!
00:00:18Just play along.
00:00:19Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:25Happy New Year!
00:00:30You have a cute scar.
00:00:50It's just my birthmark.
00:00:53If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:00:57I don't want you to stop.
00:01:00I don't want you to stop.
00:01:29I was so drunk last night.
00:01:32I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:37I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:45Happy New Year!
00:01:47Sam, it's me.
00:01:48Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:50I don't care how.
00:01:51Just do it.
00:01:52I will find you.
00:01:59Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:03Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:06I need grandkids.
00:02:07I need you to...
00:02:08Message received, Mom.
00:02:09I need to go now.
00:02:11I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:12Seven years.
00:02:21Seven years.
00:02:22Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:25And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:26Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:36Boss, it's been years.
00:02:41I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:42Your vest, sir.
00:02:45But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:47She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:49Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:50And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:53We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO
00:02:55or she'll jack up the price.
00:02:56Good.
00:02:58Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:02:59Hi.
00:03:03One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:05And one hot chocolate.
00:03:08I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:11Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela
00:03:13can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:16Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:18It's just for Christmas.
00:03:20But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:23Where's my real one?
00:03:29Uh...
00:03:29I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:33Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:43Daddy!
00:03:44No!
00:03:45What?
00:03:52Daddy!
00:03:53No!
00:03:53I'm sorry.
00:03:55I'm not your dad.
00:03:57No, I know you're my daddy.
00:03:58You're just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:00Oh.
00:04:01Mommy, hurry!
00:04:02Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:12I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:15He's gorgeous.
00:04:16Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:21Why does she feel so familiar here?
00:04:25She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:27Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:29You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:31So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:34See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:36Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:37What's your name?
00:04:38Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:41Max, Aurelius.
00:04:43Eva.
00:04:44I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:49I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:50I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:55So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:01$1,000 an hour?
00:05:02Well, yeah.
00:05:04It's $500 a day.
00:05:06Is that enough?
00:05:08That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:09Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:11That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:13You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:15Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:17Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big, happy family.
00:05:23And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:29So, she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:32Fine.
00:05:33But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39Deal.
00:05:42Ready to go get married?
00:05:47Wow.
00:05:58Clean up nice.
00:06:00It's my wedding day, after all.
00:06:02Pictures.
00:06:10Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:13I think we got it.
00:06:38Oh, I need some photos of us together, too, to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:44and have a happy family.
00:06:45Yeah, of course.
00:06:57Happy holidays, Mom.
00:06:59From my family to you.
00:07:00Bad news, boss.
00:07:10The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:14Wait, she bailed?
00:07:16Then who is...
00:07:18Who is she?
00:07:22Whatever.
00:07:23It doesn't matter.
00:07:25I've got what I need.
00:07:28Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:29I already found someone.
00:07:36Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:39Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:41Christmas shopping?
00:07:42I should come.
00:07:44Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:48I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:50It'll make it more believable.
00:07:55Fine.
00:07:56Yeah, fine.
00:07:56Okay.
00:07:57You can come.
00:07:58Okay.
00:07:59Let's go.
00:08:06Which mall are we going to?
00:08:08Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:09Uh-oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:16What the actual fuck?
00:08:22Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:27Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:34She does kind of look like him.
00:08:36So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:44Here, let me get this.
00:08:47I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:48Oh, so I was thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:04No, no, definitely not.
00:09:06And absolutely no.
00:09:07Sex?
00:09:08Yes.
00:09:08Shh.
00:09:10This is strictly business.
00:09:12Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:15What?
00:09:17Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:20I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:26Let's go.
00:09:26Here.
00:09:34What are you doing?
00:09:35I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:39Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:45Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:4850% off pies?
00:09:50Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5212 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:53They're the best kind.
00:09:55Hurry up and go.
00:09:56What are you standing here for?
00:09:59Hello there.
00:10:00Hi.
00:10:01You ready?
00:10:01Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:03Okay, great.
00:10:04We have a holiday special today.
00:10:06Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:12Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:13What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:15Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:17I just got here.
00:10:19Relax.
00:10:20Yeah, yeah.
00:10:24Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:25Okay, thank you.
00:10:28Hurry up and pay.
00:10:32I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:34You can wait your turn.
00:10:40Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:42Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, not the pies, not the pies.
00:10:51You can just set those on top.
00:10:57Hi, guys.
00:10:59I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:04Of course.
00:11:06Thank you so much.
00:11:07Of course.
00:11:08I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:10She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:12Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:14Just to give it away.
00:11:15Yeah.
00:11:17Merry Christmas.
00:11:17Merry Christmas.
00:11:18What?
00:11:24You do that often?
00:11:26As often as I can.
00:11:32We should go.
00:11:33We got to pick up paper.
00:11:37Watch out.
00:11:38You done feeling me up?
00:12:00Shut up.
00:12:01Oh, sorry.
00:12:01I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:03Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:08And don't be late.
00:12:23Harrison Group?
00:12:24Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:27Sort of.
00:12:28Not that I'm judging.
00:12:30I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:35Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:38I think that's respectable.
00:12:40Can we pick another company?
00:12:42No.
00:12:44Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:45And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:46My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:48So, it's perfect.
00:12:54Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:12:57Don't worry.
00:12:58Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:00I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:03Too much.
00:13:04Let's go, Sam.
00:13:26It's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:13:28Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:33It's my daughter's.
00:13:35Daughter's?
00:13:37Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:40Hey, there they are!
00:13:56Hey!
00:13:57Nice to meet you!
00:13:59Oh, Dad.
00:14:00So glad you made it.
00:14:02Oh, I missed you.
00:14:03So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:08He's coming.
00:14:09Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:11Good, good, good.
00:14:13So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:17When's he arriving?
00:14:18Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:23Poor thing.
00:14:24Not surprising.
00:14:25I mean, she's 30.
00:14:27Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:30Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:36This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:40Auntie Pamela?
00:14:41Debbie?
00:14:42My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:45We're only worried about you.
00:14:47All these years without a husband.
00:14:49Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:50You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:54And look what happened.
00:14:56She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:14:59I'm not alone.
00:15:01Mm-hmm.
00:15:02And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:07He's a manager.
00:15:09Manager of what?
00:15:12Trash.
00:15:13Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:18You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:20Actually, he's right here.
00:15:26Oh, wow.
00:15:29Wow.
00:15:30He is really good looking.
00:15:32Oh, must be AI.
00:15:34Mm-hmm.
00:15:35Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:38Fake.
00:15:39That's enough.
00:15:40She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:42Show some respect.
00:15:44Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:48and you turned him down?
00:15:51Well, guess what?
00:15:52William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:55Makes 500 grand a year.
00:15:58That's half a million.
00:16:00Half a million.
00:16:01Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:05And speak of the devil.
00:16:07Oh, Willie, you've made it.
00:16:22There you are.
00:16:24Oh, look at you now.
00:16:27Living the dream.
00:16:28Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:30Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:36So married, huh?
00:16:38Is it serious?
00:16:40That's what marriage is.
00:16:42It's pretty serious.
00:16:43Wow.
00:16:45You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:47Makes sense, though.
00:16:48You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:52Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:54Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:57Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:00That's right.
00:17:02Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:06Women love a man in red.
00:17:08Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:11When I sit on my lap.
00:17:13Don't touch me.
00:17:14Oh, so entitled.
00:17:17Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:20And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:24I mean, look at that car.
00:17:27Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:30Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:34Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:38I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:46My mom would never marry.
00:17:47She already has a husband.
00:17:49He's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:50Is that so?
00:17:55Well, then, where is he?
00:17:58Because I don't see him.
00:18:00Does anyone see him?
00:18:03Now, just like I thought,
00:18:06telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:09That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:12And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:17Hey.
00:18:18Mommy.
00:18:19Hi.
00:18:19Hey, are you okay?
00:18:20I see your hands.
00:18:21Oh, my God.
00:18:23I'm gonna take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:25Come on, honey.
00:18:26Let's go.
00:18:28What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:30How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:34Let me go.
00:18:35Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:38when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:41Let me go.
00:18:41Let me go.
00:18:49Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:18:59Max, you came.
00:19:05Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:08Where's Piper?
00:19:10William Hitter?
00:19:12Mom, Deadhub, take her inside.
00:19:14Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:17Well, well, well.
00:19:18If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:22That's right.
00:19:24Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:30It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:32I'm Max.
00:19:33Eva told us all about you.
00:19:34From New York.
00:19:35Polite.
00:19:36Handsome.
00:19:37Just like she said.
00:19:39Wow.
00:19:40He was an AI.
00:19:42See?
00:19:43He's real.
00:19:44And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:47You son of a bitch.
00:19:49You just ruined my suit.
00:19:50And what's the way that you drive that pristine automobile?
00:19:54That car?
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57That's worth more than a house.
00:20:00That car?
00:20:01It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:05Wait.
00:20:07Are you?
00:20:12Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:19You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:21You stole it.
00:20:23That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:25Jesus.
00:20:26How did you get away with it?
00:20:27That's what I want to know.
00:20:29Enough.
00:20:30Please.
00:20:32I trust my daughter.
00:20:34She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:38Max, be honest with me.
00:20:39Where did that car come from?
00:20:42How much did you want for it?
00:20:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes.
00:20:48So, you need a breath, man.
00:20:53All right, that's it.
00:20:54I'm calling the cops.
00:20:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:57Wait.
00:20:58What?
00:20:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:01Oh, well, too late.
00:21:10Listen, hon, I believe you.
00:21:13But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:17Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:19It's my car, okay?
00:21:20It's not stolen.
00:21:21Yeah?
00:21:22If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:25Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:29Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:31But then you have to get lost.
00:21:33And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:36Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:38Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:40Loser!
00:21:41Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:46Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:49It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:53Here, title and proof of ownership.
00:21:59Mr. Harrison?
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Just play alone.
00:22:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:17Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:21Yes, sir!
00:22:22I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:24Please, accept my tears of applause!
00:22:26Please!
00:22:36Oh, that William!
00:22:39What a jerk, huh?
00:22:41You fooled me!
00:22:42What can I say?
00:22:43Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:47Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:49Oh, come on, Eva!
00:22:50We were just looking out for you!
00:22:52Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:55You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:22:58Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:01A job at the Harrison Group even in the mailroom would open doors.
00:23:06We are family, aren't we?
00:23:08Family takes care of each other.
00:23:10If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:15Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:19Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:23I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:25My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:31Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:33Welcome to the family.
00:23:37Welcome.
00:23:38Come on in.
00:23:39Come on in.
00:23:39This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:45You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:49My fault.
00:23:50You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:53Oh!
00:24:03Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:05And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:07And how do you...
00:24:08I told you.
00:24:08I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:11I have a friend in high places.
00:24:12A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:17Yes.
00:24:18Yes.
00:24:18It's the season of giving.
00:24:20He knows people, has connections.
00:24:23He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:25You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:27Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:27And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:29Oh, my God.
00:24:30Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:33Dad!
00:24:34Mom!
00:24:34Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:38Oh, honey.
00:24:39We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:45I think they get it, hon.
00:24:49How's Piper?
00:24:50Oh, she's fine.
00:24:52One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:24:55And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:00Great.
00:25:01See you in a bit.
00:25:02Joey?
00:25:03What are you doing?
00:25:06Okay.
00:25:08Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:14Relax.
00:25:14It was just a hug.
00:25:17Ugh.
00:25:19We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:21You'll be okay.
00:25:23It's just one week.
00:25:24Kill me now.
00:25:25Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:32What are you doing?
00:25:34That's weird.
00:25:36They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:38I don't know.
00:25:39Something just feels off.
00:25:41That's ridiculous.
00:25:42I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:44Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:47I don't like this.
00:25:49Later.
00:25:52Let's go.
00:25:55Here we go.
00:25:59Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:01Everything looks amazing.
00:26:02And happy holidays.
00:26:03To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:06Oh.
00:26:08Welcome.
00:26:09Cheers.
00:26:10Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:11Looks great.
00:26:12Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:14I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:19But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:22Ooh.
00:26:24Oh, no.
00:26:24Mom's testing him.
00:26:25She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:26You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:34Ow.
00:26:35Eva, sweetie.
00:26:37Kicking my foot.
00:26:38Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:40Oh, jeez.
00:26:42It's okay.
00:26:44Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:45I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:4712 pumpkin pies.
00:27:01Did I hear this right?
00:27:03They're the best kind.
00:27:05Well, of course.
00:27:06It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:08See?
00:27:09Are you happy now?
00:27:11That's good, but something still feels off.
00:27:13Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:16We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:22But our marriage is real.
00:27:24I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:28Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:32Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:38Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:42I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:44Well, um, it's...
00:27:47Silly face.
00:27:48Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:51Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:56I am not paying extra for this.
00:27:58Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:00It's blousers.
00:28:02It's nice.
00:28:04You can afford this on a waste manager's salary.
00:28:06Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:10And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:12I'll drink to that.
00:28:14I agree with you there.
00:28:16So, come on, guys.
00:28:17Let's eat.
00:28:18Come on.
00:28:18And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:33I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:36Nice and festive for you.
00:28:39No complications, right?
00:28:40Sorry, honey.
00:28:42Mom, you know what?
00:28:43I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:44Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:49Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:51The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:53Something about water conservation.
00:28:55That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:28:5715 minutes?
00:28:59Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:01Just shower together.
00:29:03Shower together?
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:09Okay, you guys.
00:29:10Have a good night, okay?
00:29:14You heard her.
00:29:36Whoa!
00:29:37Whoa!
00:29:38Why are you stripping?
00:29:41Well, I can't take a shower with me and clothes on.
00:29:43Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:44You have 15 minutes.
00:29:45Nice try.
00:29:46I am not showering with you.
00:29:48All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:50All room for me in there.
00:29:51Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:09Come on, Max.
00:30:11Get out of the way.
00:30:12We agreed.
00:30:13Nothing physical.
00:30:14You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:17Relax.
00:30:18I won't touch you.
00:30:19Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:23But that'll cost extra.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:30In your dreams.
00:30:37Agree to join me.
00:30:37You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:01You wish.
00:31:01Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:04Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:06It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:09Oh, yeah?
00:31:10True.
00:31:10Holy shit.
00:31:24I'm sorry.
00:31:24I'm sorry.
00:31:24I'm sorry.
00:31:25I'm sorry.
00:31:25I'm sorry.
00:31:26I'm sorry.
00:31:26I'm sorry.
00:31:27I'm sorry.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:27I'm sorry.
00:31:28What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:31I'll say. What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:35Still think you can lose it?
00:31:39Maybe. I don't think I want you.
00:31:47Max, I shouldn't have.
00:31:51Or maybe we should. God, he's such a good kisser.
00:31:55Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:01Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:15Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:17What? I didn't mean to cross anything.
00:32:20It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act.
00:32:23Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:26You're right. I'm sorry.
00:32:30I just need to be sorry. Just...
00:32:40That birthmark.
00:32:46What is that?
00:32:48It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:32:52Piper's father?
00:32:56Why are you acting?
00:33:00Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:04Are you okay?
00:33:06I just, um...
00:33:08I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes. Alone.
00:33:14Of course.
00:33:18We have a daughter together.
00:33:20Oh, my God. What do I do?
00:33:22I'm gonna sleep on the floor. You can take the bed.
00:33:32Thanks.
00:33:34Hey.
00:33:36Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:38Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:42So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:44I wanna help.
00:33:46He's Piper's father. He has a right to know.
00:33:50Um, Max...
00:33:52How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:33:56You had a kid.
00:34:00A child?
00:34:02No, no, no. That's impossible.
00:34:04I'm very careful.
00:34:06Mostly.
00:34:08I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:12Family to me is a big commitment.
00:34:14And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:16You know?
00:34:18Right.
00:34:20He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:22I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:24Why do you ask?
00:34:26No reason. Just...
00:34:28Just curious.
00:34:30I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:32What?
00:34:34No.
00:34:36Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:38Shoot.
00:34:44Where did you get these?
00:34:46And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:48I did not get those.
00:34:50I don't know where those came from.
00:34:52Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:34:55Give me the...
00:34:57Give me the...
00:34:59Give me the...
00:35:01Woo!
00:35:03The truth is...
00:35:15Is that I...
00:35:17Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:19Just a second.
00:35:21Come in!
00:35:23Hey, hon.
00:35:25Oh!
00:35:26Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:31Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:33We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:35I can see that.
00:35:37Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:39I mean, if you don't...
00:35:40If you don't mind.
00:35:41Well...
00:35:42Atta boy.
00:35:43You know what?
00:35:44Just put a shirt on.
00:35:45I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:46Piper!
00:35:47Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:49He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle.
00:35:54And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:35:58But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:02Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:08If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:13Good night, Piper.
00:36:18Is her dad still around?
00:36:20Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:24Uh, no.
00:36:25That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:31Do you really think so?
00:36:35From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:38Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:40He deserves to know.
00:36:47Max...
00:36:52You're Piper's father.
00:37:00I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:05Where's Piper?
00:37:28She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:31God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:32Just gonna kiss and run?
00:37:33Not on my watch.
00:37:34No.
00:37:35No.
00:37:36No.
00:37:37No.
00:37:38No.
00:37:39No.
00:37:40No.
00:37:41No.
00:37:42No.
00:37:43No.
00:37:44No.
00:37:45No.
00:37:46No.
00:37:47No.
00:37:48No.
00:37:49No.
00:37:50No.
00:37:51No.
00:37:52No.
00:37:53No.
00:37:54No.
00:37:55No.
00:37:56No.
00:37:57No.
00:37:58No.
00:37:59No.
00:38:00No.
00:38:01No.
00:38:02No.
00:38:03No.
00:38:04No.
00:38:05I don't know what your Dave'seter's love to you.
00:38:06I just want to have any time for all my friends.
00:38:08Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:20How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:23Good morning, Ms. Smith.
00:38:24It was great.
00:38:26Wonderful.
00:38:27Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:31Oh, no.
00:38:32What is that?
00:38:33Sardines and saltines.
00:38:35It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:37It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:40Don't be shy.
00:38:41Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:43Max, you don't have to.
00:38:45No, no.
00:38:45It's okay.
00:38:47Smith family staple.
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:07Good?
00:39:09Mmm.
00:39:10Good?
00:39:10It's grumpy.
00:39:13Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:15You got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:18Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:21That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:25What's the deal with them?
00:39:26Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:29Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:33Hey, don't worry.
00:39:35I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:39Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:43Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:39:46Wait, that earring.
00:39:59Wait, that earring.
00:40:02You like it?
00:40:03I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:06Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:09I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:15Right.
00:40:16Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:18Anyone can have it.
00:40:19Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:21She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:25So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:29But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:31What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:36An aging single mom.
00:40:39Slim pickings.
00:40:40I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:42That explains it.
00:40:43She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:47Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:48Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:50Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:52Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:40:56Her track record speaks for itself.
00:40:57Exactly.
00:40:58Not like my Sierra.
00:41:00Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:05Oh, they're here.
00:41:07Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:08Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:13Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:15Merry Christmas.
00:41:17You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:19I am.
00:41:20I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:22Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:23Welcome.
00:41:24You're Ava's husband.
00:41:26But you're gorgeous.
00:41:30But as handsome as you.
00:41:32Look at you two.
00:41:33You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:36Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:37Merry Christmas.
00:41:38This is from Max and I.
00:41:40Oh, my goodness.
00:41:41Thank you, Eva.
00:41:42Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:45Oops.
00:41:46Oh, my bad.
00:41:47Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:50How thrifty.
00:41:51Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:54Mommy's right.
00:41:55You mean all high?
00:41:56You little.
00:41:59You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:03Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:07Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:08My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:12He could ruin your life.
00:42:26Bonnie, are you okay?
00:42:27I'm fine.
00:42:28I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30It's okay.
00:42:30It's okay.
00:42:33What are you?
00:42:36Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:39Did you just slap me?
00:42:41Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:42You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:44You know what, Sierra?
00:42:45I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:50Her family.
00:42:52She needs me.
00:42:56You okay, honey?
00:42:59Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:01Do something.
00:43:02You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:04I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:07Oh, wow.
00:43:08I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:13Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:16Let's call him.
00:43:17I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:20Please.
00:43:21Who do you think you are?
00:43:23Enough!
00:43:26There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:29Fine, Dad.
00:43:30Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:32They're just jealous.
00:43:35For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:38I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:41I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:45Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:46All right, that's enough.
00:43:47Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:10Is this a joke?
00:44:11Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:15Hold it.
00:44:15Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:18My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:23My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:27King crab, fresh crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:33Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:36And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:39It's just petty.
00:44:40Maybe so.
00:44:42But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:46Fine.
00:44:47Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:49Come on, let's go.
00:44:50No, no.
00:44:51Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:44:54Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:44:58I know, dear.
00:44:59I just want to have our family together.
00:45:01Fine.
00:45:01We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:05Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:06What was that?
00:45:10I just want to have our family together.
00:45:13Fine.
00:45:15We'll stay.
00:45:16Can I have a little nipple?
00:45:18It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:20We'll get something right after.
00:45:22Like drive-thru?
00:45:24I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:26That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:29No strays.
00:45:32Al, please, are you okay?
00:45:34Yes, please.
00:45:36You hit my child.
00:45:37You're fucking crazy!
00:45:39Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:46Don't worry, baby.
00:45:47I'll handle it.
00:45:50Don't worry, baby.
00:45:52I'll handle it.
00:45:56Piper.
00:45:56Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:04Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:05Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:07As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:10Actually, I do.
00:46:12He's such a liar.
00:46:14This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:15Oh, it will be.
00:46:19Sam!
00:46:20Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:24I'm already on my way.
00:46:30Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:32I'm already on my way.
00:46:35You hear this guy?
00:46:37He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:39From Antarctica!
00:46:41Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:44His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:47Max, what are you doing?
00:46:49Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:50Santa's already on his way.
00:46:51Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:02A helicopter?
00:47:09There's no way.
00:47:16How did you pull this off?
00:47:18Sam is like family.
00:47:19I thought I'd introduce you two.
00:47:20Thanks, boss.
00:47:23Boss?
00:47:24Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:26Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:28Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:32I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:35You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:39Mm-hmm.
00:47:39Come on.
00:47:44You can stop kidding around.
00:47:46If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:50No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:52Come on.
00:47:52You can stop the charade.
00:47:54Okay?
00:47:54This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:47:56Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:00Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:03How is this possible?
00:48:16This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:22Who are you?
00:48:24I told you.
00:48:25I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:26That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:28Wait, no.
00:48:30Hold on.
00:48:32You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:37You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:39Mm.
00:48:40Some of the small ones.
00:48:42I mean, you know that.
00:48:44You work for me.
00:48:45Oh, God.
00:48:46I insulted my own boss.
00:48:48I'm finished.
00:48:54Oh, God.
00:48:55I insulted my own boss.
00:48:57I'm finished.
00:48:58Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:01Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:03Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:05For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:08And with that, your career.
00:49:10You're fired.
00:49:11Fired?
00:49:13Sam?
00:49:17Fired?
00:49:18God.
00:49:19I can't be fired.
00:49:21What?
00:49:23Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:24You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:26Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:29Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:36And you.
00:49:38Oh, me?
00:49:40Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:42That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:43A family tradition.
00:49:45Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:48Sam?
00:49:48Will you do me the honors?
00:49:55Gladly.
00:50:00Merry Christmas, Aunt Mary.
00:50:04Father, do something.
00:50:06Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:08I'm leaving.
00:50:10Mmm, pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:12Come on, sweetie.
00:50:21Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:24Eat as much as you want.
00:50:25Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:29I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:31I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:33Honestly?
00:50:35This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:37Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:39Just like this.
00:50:40Does he really mean that?
00:50:43Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:45I can't tell.
00:50:46And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:50:54I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:58Oh.
00:51:03Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:09Tell me everything.
00:51:11Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works
00:51:16in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:21A high school dropout?
00:51:23In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance.
00:51:27She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:33Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:34Silence.
00:51:35Get me the address where she works.
00:51:37It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:42Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:45Thanks.
00:51:55Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:09Me?
00:52:10Yeah.
00:52:12Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:18That birthmark.
00:52:31Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:41Uh.
00:52:43No feelings, no complications.
00:52:45That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:49Max.
00:52:50Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:53It's cold.
00:52:55Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:01I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:06What's gotten into her?
00:53:08Is she hiding something?
00:53:10Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:12I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:17Piper is...
00:53:20Piper is...
00:53:23Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:26Sweetie.
00:53:27Oh, my gosh.
00:53:27It's on a spoon.
00:53:29Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:31Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:32Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:34Come on, Piper.
00:53:40Okay, let me see.
00:53:45I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:49But that's not true.
00:53:50You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:54Uh...
00:53:55Daddy!
00:53:56No!
00:53:57Well...
00:53:58Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:09Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:13Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:14Really?
00:54:15Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:20You think it was Scar?
00:54:23Hmm.
00:54:26I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:27Scar's been a good one.
00:54:28Scar's make you look like a badass.
00:54:29I have one, too.
00:54:31Dad.
00:54:33I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:35Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:38Really?
00:54:39No way.
00:54:40No.
00:54:41It was actually a cactus.
00:54:42But it's still cool.
00:54:45I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:51Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:53My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:55And how old are you?
00:55:02Six.
00:55:02Six?
00:55:03Six?
00:55:04That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:07Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:09Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:14What do I even say?
00:55:15And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:18Sorry, honey.
00:55:18This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:21Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:29Ivar.
00:55:33Okay, look.
00:55:37Piper is...
00:55:38Go on.
00:55:50That must be an emergency.
00:55:52Excuse me.
00:55:54Sorry.
00:55:54I'll take this.
00:56:02Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:03Yeah.
00:56:06Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:08I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:14Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:16I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:20She's a high school dropout.
00:56:22Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:24And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:27I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:28Max.
00:56:28That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:37I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:38You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:40Your mother would take her away.
00:56:42After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:46Eva?
00:56:48Maximus?
00:56:48Are you even listening to me?
00:56:51No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:52I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:53Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:56I'm not leaving her.
00:56:58Eva?
00:57:06Oh, thank you.
00:57:09Oh, thank you.
00:57:10This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:17Oh, wow.
00:57:19That's so cool.
00:57:20Did you make it?
00:57:21Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:24Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:26Thanks, guys.
00:57:27I'm glad you're here.
00:57:30Got it.
00:57:31Oh.
00:57:32Wow.
00:57:33Damn, these are nice.
00:57:34Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:42Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:44It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:46I'll go with you.
00:57:47Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:49Ready?
00:57:49Ready?
00:57:49Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:52What do we got, guys?
00:57:53Billy.
00:57:53Walking home from our house.
00:57:54Christmas Eve.
00:57:59You never told me.
00:58:03Have we met before?
00:58:08Have we met before?
00:58:09She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:16I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:19Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:30I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:32Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:33They're very common.
00:58:34I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child,
00:58:37no matter how I feel about him.
00:58:41Maybe.
00:58:44Are you okay?
00:58:48Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:51No.
00:58:52I'm fine.
00:58:54Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:59I got you this.
00:59:01You got me a gift, too?
00:59:03Tis the season.
00:59:04Open it.
00:59:07Gloves.
00:59:28Gloves.
00:59:30Did you make these?
00:59:32Yeah.
00:59:32I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:37You've already done so much for me.
00:59:38I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:43How did I feel?
00:59:44Warm, right?
00:59:46Yeah.
00:59:47Warm.
00:59:49Soft.
00:59:53Perfect.
00:59:57Thank you, Eva.
00:59:59I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:03Really?
01:00:05Yeah, my mom.
01:00:06She partied all the time.
01:00:08And I got gifts.
01:00:09Plenty of them, but...
01:00:11I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:15Nothing personal.
01:00:18Well, you deserve it.
01:00:20You're a good guy.
01:00:22And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:29What if that day's today?
01:00:32What if I already found someone special?
01:00:38Right here.
01:00:39Max, we can't...
01:00:52Max, we can't...
01:01:05If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:10No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:26No matter how many years pass, I still care.
01:01:27What if I want you to...
01:01:30Yes.
01:01:31Yes.
01:01:31Yes.
01:01:36Yes.
01:01:38I don't want you to.
01:01:46Yes.
01:01:48Yes.
01:01:48Yes.
01:01:50Oh my God, you are drowning me fucking insane.
01:01:56Piper!
01:02:05Piper?
01:02:08She can't see us.
01:02:20Piper!
01:02:26Eva?
01:02:30Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:45That was way too close.
01:02:46Yeah.
01:02:48We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:50Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:58Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:02You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:09Let me give it to you.
01:03:20I'll just be in the next minute.
01:03:21What's your name?
01:03:23I'll just be in the next minute.
01:03:24I'll just be in the next minute.
01:03:26I'll just be in the next minute.
01:03:27Who is calling me this morning?
01:03:53Hello?
01:03:54Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price.
01:03:58What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:01What?
01:04:03We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:06Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:10My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:14Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer
01:04:17could ever make me give her up.
01:04:19So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own,
01:04:21but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:26Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:32You okay?
01:04:33Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:40So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:44What are you talking about?
01:04:46It's over.
01:04:47It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:52Eva, wait!
01:04:53Wait.
01:04:57So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:04Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:06None of it was real.
01:05:08So this is just a goodbye?
01:05:12Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:14Look.
01:05:17Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:21But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:24And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:27Just tell me what you need.
01:05:29I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:32a good father.
01:05:34Just say the word.
01:05:35You don't get it.
01:05:40You don't get it.
01:05:42You don't get it.
01:05:50I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:57I won't give up on us.
01:06:05Are we here?
01:06:15Yes.
01:06:17As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:20we're back.
01:06:24Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:26We're home.
01:06:31How can she just walk away?
01:06:35Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:41It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:43Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:47You promised.
01:06:49Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:51Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:54All right, fine.
01:06:56When?
01:06:58Two days.
01:07:00I'll come pick you up.
01:07:01No need.
01:07:03Just send me the address, not me either.
01:07:06I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:11but she still really likes you.
01:07:15So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:17Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:19If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:21I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:35I love you.
01:07:36I love you.
01:07:37I love you.
01:07:38I love you.
01:07:39I love you.
01:07:40I love you.
01:07:41I love you.
01:07:43Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:45Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:47Boss?
01:07:49Boss?
01:07:50Boss, you okay?
01:07:53ise.
01:07:54Ah, what?
01:07:55..
01:07:56will bring to me?
01:07:57Oh...
01:08:03Go get her, Max.
01:08:10Ah, there he is. Maximus, darling.
01:08:15I have some prospects for you.
01:08:17Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:23Oh.
01:08:25I told you. I already found the woman I love.
01:08:28Maximus, stop this.
01:08:36That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:40Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:44You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:47No, I'm not.
01:08:50Oh?
01:08:51I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:55I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:08:59What?
01:09:14That's her.
01:09:16The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:20Hi, welcome in. Can I help you find something?
01:09:23I want to try those.
01:09:28Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:31Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:37No, no, no.
01:09:38I know what I want.
01:09:40Size seven.
01:09:43Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:47Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:54Ignore her.
01:09:55She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:57Here, let me help you.
01:09:58Come on.
01:09:59She seems kind.
01:10:10I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:12She's just doing her job.
01:10:15How do they feel?
01:10:16Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:20I think I need a size up.
01:10:22Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:27Right away.
01:10:28I'll be right back.
01:10:29She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:32Was I wrong about her?
01:10:49Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:53Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:54She can't walk.
01:10:56That's just pure evil.
01:11:03Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:06She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:07Who cares?
01:11:08It's the last pair.
01:11:10I get paid commission.
01:11:17I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:20See?
01:11:22This is your whole problem.
01:11:24This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:28I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:31I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:33She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:36People who insult her all day?
01:11:39I'm your manager.
01:11:44Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:48You're fired.
01:11:55Did I stutter?
01:12:00You don't have to fire me.
01:12:03I quit.
01:12:04Wait.
01:12:09I don't work here anymore.
01:12:11Listen.
01:12:13Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:15They're broken.
01:12:16Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:18You're a good person after all.
01:12:21Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:24I'm sorry?
01:12:27Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:29Get out!
01:12:36You're not disabled?
01:12:38Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:42Absolutely shameful.
01:12:44Who are you?
01:12:45I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of this store.
01:12:52You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:12:56I am.
01:12:58And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:01What did I do?
01:13:05You are a good person.
01:13:07From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:11Are you serious?
01:13:16That's right.
01:13:18Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:21You are professional.
01:13:23Responsible.
01:13:25Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:29You.
01:13:31Out.
01:13:33I'll leave.
01:13:36I'm leaving.
01:13:37I...
01:13:40I...
01:13:41I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:43No.
01:13:44Don't worry.
01:13:46You're getting a promotion.
01:13:48You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:53First assignment.
01:13:55I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:01Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:04Okay.
01:14:05Yeah.
01:14:07Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:11I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:20She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:22Of course she lives like this.
01:14:23Mrs. Harrison? I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:39Max?
01:14:40Eva?
01:14:42What are you doing here?
01:14:43I, uh...
01:14:44There you are, Eva!
01:14:47Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:50My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:53What are you talking...
01:14:55That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:01Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:02Stop.
01:15:03And you?
01:15:04You lied to me at the store.
01:15:05You were both just testing me?
01:15:06Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:07I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:08I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:09But I was wrong.
01:15:10Eva, please.
01:15:11I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:12Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:13How could you think that of me?
01:15:14It's not like that, dear.
01:15:15Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:17Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:18Mom, what did you do?
01:15:19I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:20We're not together.
01:15:21And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:22I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:24What was it thinking?
01:15:25E?
01:15:26If I could do nothing, I don't think I was on camera.
01:15:27i was just trying to get the two of you.
01:15:28I drove a little bear.
01:15:29I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:30I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:33What happened to me, your daughter?
01:15:35Well, I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:37I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:40I wasn't together.
01:15:43And I couldn't love something that was never real.
01:15:44I made a terrible mistake.
01:15:49Horrible mistake.
01:15:51What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:53Go after her.
01:15:58Eva.
01:15:59Let me go.
01:16:00I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:02We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:04Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:05I'm not pretending.
01:16:07Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:08In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:12Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:20Max, you came.
01:16:22God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:26I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:31Just say the word.
01:16:34See?
01:16:37Stop fighting.
01:16:40We belong together.
01:16:43You're wrong.
01:16:44Wrong about what?
01:16:46That you care?
01:16:48Or we belong together?
01:16:49Look, I already told you.
01:16:51We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:53Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:58Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:17:03Eva.
01:17:06Eva!
01:17:09I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:10Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:19Ow!
01:17:21Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:23Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:25Come here.
01:17:34No, you're not fine.
01:17:35You're sad.
01:17:36I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:42I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:46I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:51Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:55Love bug.
01:17:56You're right.
01:17:58What am I doing?
01:17:59Running like a coward?
01:18:02I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:05Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:09I believe in you.
01:18:10What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:12I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:17Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:19Piper is his daughter.
01:18:27Enough sulking.
01:18:29Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:32Don't you think I want to?
01:18:35She doesn't want me.
01:18:37I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:38Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:40You can't abandon her.
01:18:41Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:43I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:46And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:50What are you talking about?
01:18:52I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:55Piper is your daughter.
01:18:58What?
01:18:59See for yourself.
01:19:06I was right.
01:19:07Seven years ago.
01:19:09New Year's.
01:19:10That woman was Eva.
01:19:13Eva.
01:19:23Hey.
01:19:25Daddy.
01:19:28Daddy.
01:19:29Piper.
01:19:31I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:40You came back.
01:19:41I, uh...
01:19:46Don't forget to be bright, Mommy.
01:19:54I, uh...
01:19:56I was scared.
01:19:58But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:01Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:04Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:09I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:13Piper is your daughter.
01:20:15You knew.
01:20:16My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:18Grandma.
01:20:19Oh.
01:20:22Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:25But you've known this whole time?
01:20:26I was scared.
01:20:27I was scared.
01:20:28Okay?
01:20:28I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:30I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:33How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:35I love you, Eva.
01:20:47I love you, too.
01:20:52I promise.
01:20:53For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:57As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:01Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:13For real this time?
01:21:15Yes.
01:21:16Yes, of course.
01:21:17I'll marry you.
01:21:22Yes.
01:21:23Bye.
01:21:31Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:38I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:45Who's that?
01:21:47Eva!
01:21:50Take me back!
01:21:53I'm sorry!
01:21:54I'm struck your tire!
01:21:58Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:01Again.
01:22:04No?
01:22:04Not funny?
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