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00:00It's totally time for our totally favorite TV show.
00:03Hey Jeremy, care to have a seat?
00:05I have something to show you.
00:07It's impossibly important.
00:10It's starting.
00:11Shh!
00:12Oh yeah!
00:14Everybody get up, time to shimmy and shake.
00:17Stump and twist till your ankles break.
00:19Jumping all around like a pogo stick.
00:21Let's all dance until we're sick.
00:23Let's all dance until we're sick.
00:27Hiya, Nikki Starz here.
00:29Get ready, Danville.
00:30This week, the world's most popular dance contest is coming to you.
00:34See Jeremy, that's my surprise.
00:35They're taking here in Danville and I've already entered us.
00:37No way, you guys are totally going to win.
00:38Sure, Candice.
00:40Um, I'm going to go get some fresh air, okay?
00:42Okay.
00:43He's so excited he can't breathe.
00:46So, brother of mine, what endeavor shall we engage in today?
00:49Hey Jeremy, what's the hat, big guy?
00:51Oh man, your sister's introducing some big dance show and, you know, I just don't want to let her down.
00:56So what's the problem?
00:57Have you seen the fancy dancing on this show?
00:59I can fake it in the school auditorium.
01:01Just not in a nationally syndicated dance show.
01:03Well, maybe Ferb can teach you.
01:05Wow, that's really...
01:26Wait for it.
01:28There's no way I can learn that by tonight.
01:36Hmm, maybe you don't have to.
01:39Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.
01:41What?
01:43Oh, sorry.
01:44Hey, I wonder where Perry is.
01:46Ah, Agent P.
01:47It seems Dr. Doofensmerch has been buying up the entire Tri-State area supply of potatoes, bacon, and whole boatloads of chopped green onions.
01:53Sounds like a recipe for evil.
01:55Literally.
01:56So, uh, get Cooking Agent E.
01:58Monogram out.
02:01So here it is.
02:03The Ferbulistic Groovatron 9000.
02:05How's that supposed to help me?
02:06You put it on under your clothes and nobody will see this electronic exoskeleton helping you with dance moves.
02:11Ferb does a fancy dancing move over here and you do the same fancy move over there.
02:14Sweet.
02:18Doofensmerch's ableist.
02:20Twitter alert.
02:22Well, well, well, look who's here.
02:24A pair of the platypus.
02:26All shackled up and no place to go.
02:28Yeah, I think we make too much potato salad, Norm.
02:30I guess we'll have to give everyone a two-ton take-home container.
02:33And I still think you should have added more green onions.
02:36Well, next time, you can do all the cooking and I'll stand around coming up with evil plans that ultimately fail.
02:41Wow, cutting deep, man.
02:47Well, I'm off to our annual evil potluck and press conference.
02:51I'll just leave you here to, you know, meet your doom.
02:54I saw this in a movie once.
02:55I didn't catch the ending because I had other things to do, but I seemed pretty foolproof.
03:00Well, got around.
03:00I can't be in two places at the same time, but of course, soon you'll be able to.
03:05Norm, let's go.
03:06Would it kill you to say please once in a while?
03:08You're going to be like this all day.
03:09Yes, yes, I am.
03:17We are still going to win this thing, Jeremy.
03:19We are going to win!
03:21Come on!
03:23Dancers, your dance floor awaits.
03:25Our dancers will boogie until they get axed by the judges.
03:28If your light goes out, your time is up.
03:30Now let the dancing begin!
03:33Wait.
03:35All right, Hans, where's the press?
03:37Patience, Dr. Blood Pudding.
03:38They'll be here whenever I ever let you guys down.
03:40Far too often, Doofenshmirtz.
03:42Far too often.
03:43Rodney, I don't remember inviting you.
03:45I told you.
03:46I prefer you use my full name.
03:48Alois Everhard Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Gale and Gary Cooper von Rodenstein.
03:55Anyway, today is the day we reveal to the tri-state area the existence of the League of Villainous
04:01Evildoers maniacally united for frightening investments in naughtiness.
04:05Do you want us to be called Love Muffin?
04:08Oh, good grief.
04:09It doesn't matter what we're called.
04:10What's important is that we get our evil message out to the people of the tri-state area.
04:14How are we going to do that?
04:16With no TV cameras or no press of any kind?
04:19They'll be here.
04:19They'll be here.
04:20Clearly the buffet alone will bring that.
04:22Yummy, yummy potato salad.
04:24And we do seem to have a surplus of that.
04:26Did you expect everyone to lug home two ton take-home bags?
04:30No.
04:30Yes.
04:30Shut up, Norm.
04:31Whose side are you on, anyway?
04:32And the press will be here, Rodney.
04:35I don't think so, Heinz.
04:37Sutter diminutive.
04:38Here, look.
04:39All the press in town is covering this.
04:40That's right.
04:41Let's Dance Over Sick is filming here in Danville.
04:44And I'll get all the live coverage 24-7.
04:47Huh.
04:48Well, if the press won't come to us, we'll go to the press.
04:51To the dance hall!
04:54Attention, miserable citizens of Danville!
05:04Hello?
05:06Evil scientist speaking!
05:08Can I get a camera over here?
05:09What, nothing?
05:11Why are they so focused on these dancers?
05:12Because it's a dance contest, Heinz.
05:15Clearly they're only filming the best dancers.
05:17Hmm.
05:18Wait, that's it?
05:19Okay, split up and start dancing like you've never danced before.
05:21Whoever gets on camera first, to deliver our message of evil!
05:26They're terrible.
05:28Oh, you're mad at me!
05:30This looks like a job for a lawyer, Severhart Elizabeth!
05:33Oh, can it, Rodney?
05:34I think we both know that I'm a better evil dancer than you.
05:37See this?
05:38It's my hand.
05:39You can talk to it.
05:40All right.
05:40Hey, ha, ha.
05:41My evil dancing's better than yours.
05:43It's like you're stuck in a canoe, but you got no art.
05:45See you on the dance floor, Mark!
05:47Nobody talks to my hand that way!
05:51Agent P, you must stop Doofusworks and this unnamed gang of evil scientists before they broadcast
05:56their message of evil and interrupt what has quickly become mine and Carl's favorite show.
06:01Well, this shindig is in full swing!
06:04Looks like the judges are starting to eliminate dancers.
06:07Who will survive?
06:12Oh, they're eliminating people!
06:14Let's kick it up a notch!
06:15People of the Tri-State area, you may begin quaking in fear at your earliest possible convenience.
06:27Wait, really?
06:29Were you even watching that move?
06:32Hello, my future subjects!
06:34It is I, your lawyer, Severhart Arter-Willis.
06:37Pearls before swine.
06:39So I represent the League of Villainous Evildoers, maniacally united for frightening and
06:44justice.
06:45Ah, fill us in fact!
06:46That was a perfect league of justice!
06:48Oh, you have seen you again!
06:51Bravo!
06:52Bravo!
06:53Bravo!
06:54Sure!
06:55Cannon!
06:56Oh, man!
06:57Oh, man, that guy is awesome!
06:58Oh, man!
06:59That guy is awesome!
07:00Oh, man!
07:01That guy is awesome!
07:02Oh, man!
07:03That guy is awesome!
07:04Looks like someone's a fan favorite!
07:05Hoop!
07:06Hoop!
07:07Hoop!
07:08Hoo!
07:09Hoo!
07:10Hoo!
07:11Looks like someone's a fan favorite.
07:25Hello again, mate.
07:41Wait, that's my spotlight.
07:49If anyone's pushing this dancer out of the way, it's me.
07:52No, Doofenshmirtz, I was here first.
07:54Am I going to have to talk to your hand again?
07:55Maybe in your own mind.
08:00No, I'm sorry.
08:02This is awkward.
08:03I'm sorry.
08:07And look, there's only one dog that's left standing.
08:09Let's see what he does.
08:11Say, that was some fabulous dancing out there.
08:20I see quite a future for someone with moves like that.
08:23Is she saying what I think she's saying?
08:25How'd you like to dance till you're sick every week?
08:27Do it, Jeremy.
08:27Do it.
08:28We could be stars.
08:29Dancing stars.
08:30We could...
08:30Candice, I can't do this.
08:32All those great dance moves I've been doing today.
08:34Well, it was actually...
08:38That's kind of disturbing.
08:40It was this crazy contraption doing all those dance moves.
08:44If you want to see what a real dancer looks like, then here you go.
08:47Well, it looks like my work here is done.
09:03I'm sorry about all this, Candice.
09:04I just didn't want to let you down.
09:06No, Jeremy, you weren't going to let me down.
09:08I just wanted you to come out with me and have a good time.
09:10And, you know, dance till we're sick.
09:11Well, I am feeling a little dizzy.
09:13I got you, big guy.
09:18They should have called it, let's all dance till we're in intensive care.
09:22Wow.
09:43Wow.
09:44Wow.
09:44Wow.
09:48Wow.
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