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00:00Happy New Year, friends, and with a new year, I've thought we'd start something new.
00:06So welcome to my Phineas and Ferb reaction!
00:14But so far, this looks really silly.
00:18So, you're telling- so, I've never really seen Phineas and Ferb.
00:22I didn't really have a lot of Disney growing up, so I've heard the show is great,
00:27especially Phineas and Ferb being one of the best.
00:31So I hope you're right about that.
00:34But so far, this theme song seems like a bop so far.
00:44There's a lot of insanity, though.
00:50Oh, so it's a whole summer break show, just a bunch of stuff to do during the summer before school begins.
00:57Also, why is that phone so gigantic?
01:01You see it, right?
01:03That phone is huge!
01:08But look at these two go, though!
01:10Mom!
01:12Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
01:19Alright, friends, here we go with the first episode of Phineas and Ferb rollercoaster.
01:24Apparently, on certain-
01:27Yeah, apparently on certain sites, it's the first episode or not, but this is the first episode aired on TV, just to make sure.
01:35But here we go!
01:36So, Ferb, what do you want to do today?
01:38Why is Phineas such a Dorito, though?
01:45Well, he's a platypus.
01:46Yeah, he's a platypus.
01:48Yeah!
01:52Exactly!
01:53But yeah, imagine having summer vacation, right?
02:01Imagine having summer vacation.
02:03Does anyone even have summer vacation anymore?
02:05And I mean a good rollercoaster.
02:07Not like that one we rode at the state fair.
02:10How bad is it?
02:11You're just gonna build a rollercoaster? Really?
02:24Is it really that easy?
02:29Oh?
02:31Oh, wait, I hear it, though.
02:33Wait, this-
02:34This is, uh, Matty-
02:36Matty Fitzpatrick from
02:38Suite Life of Zack and Cody, right?
02:42Dang, forgot the actress's name.
02:49That is over-the-top-
02:50Only if that happens.
02:54That is a crazy condition, though.
03:00Oh, he's right, though.
03:06By the way,
03:08I love that, like, Phineas is a Dorito,
03:10Ferb is a rectangle,
03:12and
03:12Candace looks like an AirPod.
03:16You see it, right?
03:18Hello?
03:18He looks like an AirPod.
03:22She left me in charge.
03:22But yeah, look at the phone here.
03:24Oh, if you go,
03:24can you see if Jeremy is there?
03:26Dang, they got-
03:27That works at Mr. Slushy Burger.
03:29Yeah, he totally smiled at me last time I was there.
03:31Wow, they got
03:32everything known.
03:34Yeah, and they never get into trouble,
03:36because Mom never catches them.
03:37Oh, really?
03:38I'm gonna see to it that she catches them red-handed.
03:41Oh.
03:42By the way,
03:43there's so many crazy things.
03:45Like, the phone in the intro is huge,
03:47the phone here is fine,
03:48but also,
03:49what is with this gigantic sliding door, though?
03:53Where does it begin,
03:54and where does it end?
03:55I see where the beginning is,
03:56but where does the door end?
03:58You see this gigantic window?
03:59Will you hold it down?
04:01I am trying to use the phone.
04:02I'll let me in charge,
04:03so there'll be no shenanigans today.
04:05You sure about that?
04:06What do you ask?
04:07Oh.
04:07What do you mean you can see it from your house?
04:09Say what?
04:12Oh.
04:14What is it?
04:15Do you like it?
04:15Oh, I'm gonna go tell Mom,
04:17and when she sees what you are doing,
04:18you are going down.
04:19Down, down, down.
04:20I mean,
04:21D-O-W-N, down.
04:24I mean, that's what roller coasters do.
04:26Roller coasters, you do go
04:27down, down, down, right?
04:30We're gonna need a blowtorch
04:31and some more peanut butter.
04:32What is the peanut butter gonna do?
04:36So,
04:37no one,
04:39no adults see what they do,
04:41but
04:41Hey, Isabella.
04:42Whatcha doin'?
04:43Building a roller coaster.
04:44Like, I'm curious.
04:46Wow.
04:47Isn't that kind of impossible?
04:49Some might say.
04:50Hey, Ferb.
04:51Oh?
04:52Does your stepbrother ever talk?
04:54Ferb?
04:55He's more of a man of action.
04:57Oh,
04:57so he's a
04:59he doesn't really talk much,
05:00but yeah,
05:01I'm trying to get the point
05:02is that
05:02the parents
05:03or the mom
05:04doesn't catch the kids,
05:05but everybody else
05:06can see what they're doing.
05:07Is that what I'm getting here?
05:09Oh.
05:09I was gonna go to the pool.
05:12You wanna go swimming?
05:14Kind of in the middle
05:14of something here.
05:15Oh.
05:16Dang,
05:16can't swim.
05:17Gotta build a roller coaster.
05:19Hey, Ferb,
05:20you got enough rivets up there?
05:23Dang,
05:24they be operating
05:25heavy machinery and all?
05:27Hey,
05:27where's Perry?
05:28What,
05:28what don't these kids do?
05:31Wait.
05:32Wait,
05:32what,
05:33what do you mean
05:33spy music playing?
05:35What,
05:35wait,
05:36wait,
05:36wait,
05:36wait,
05:38what?
05:40What?
05:42This morning,
05:43Agent P.
05:44The evil doctor
05:44Doofenshmirtz
05:45is up to his own
05:46agent P.
05:46For reasons unknown to us,
05:47he's bought up 80%
05:48of the country's
05:48What is going on here?
05:50You're gonna get over
05:50to his hideout right away,
05:51find out what he's up to,
05:52and put a stop to it.
05:54As always,
05:54Agent P,
05:55it's imperative
05:55that your cover identity
05:56as a mindless domestic pet
05:57remains intact.
05:58What?
05:59We're all counting on you.
06:01What?
06:02Wait,
06:02I'm trying,
06:03so he is playing
06:05the pet,
06:05but he is really
06:06an agent.
06:08W-
06:08W-
06:09Hello?
06:15This must have been
06:16crazy to watch,
06:17like,
06:18the first day on TV.
06:21Yeah,
06:21so the kids don't know.
06:25There is so much
06:26going on in this episode,
06:28by the way.
06:29Crazy first episode.
06:30I'm trying to come home
06:31right now.
06:31Did a satellite
06:32crash into the house?
06:33No,
06:33no,
06:33no.
06:34You gotta see
06:34what Phineas and Ferb
06:35are doing.
06:36Yeah,
06:36what are they doing?
06:37They're not doing anything
06:38because the mom
06:39is not going to see it,
06:40right?
06:40But she's got to come
06:42out the supermarket
06:42and see the giant
06:43roller coaster
06:44that's being built,
06:46right?
06:46Seems like we've had
06:47this conversation before.
06:48What do you mean?
06:49I seem to recall you
06:50telling me that the boys
06:51were training monkeys
06:51to juggle bicycles,
06:52and when I came home,
06:53there was a stunning
06:54lack of monkeys.
06:54Wait.
06:55I still don't know
06:55how they can't have
06:56so fast.
06:56So what's the emergency
06:57this time?
06:58You're building
06:58a roller coaster?
06:58So this has happened
07:00before?
07:01Isn't Phineas
07:02a little young
07:03to be a roller coaster
07:03engineer?
07:05I mean,
07:05how old is he?
07:07Aren't you a little
07:07young to be a
07:08roller coaster engineer?
07:09Yes.
07:10Yes, I am.
07:12Well, I'm going to say,
07:14I'm very impressed.
07:14It worked?
07:15That's all you got to do?
07:18It's really that easy?
07:20The forces all seem
07:20to be in order,
07:21although I've never seen
07:22them filled out in crayon
07:23before, so if there's
07:24anything I can get you,
07:25anything at all,
07:25just let me know.
07:26Do you think we could
07:27borrow one of those gadgets?
07:27That's amazing.
07:31What?
07:32Dang.
07:35They're building it
07:36all throughout town.
07:39Oh.
07:40Hey, Agent P.
07:42A little platypus
07:42but an unexpected surprise.
07:45And by unexpected,
07:47I mean completely expected.
07:48Oh my goodness.
07:50This.
07:50So you're telling me
07:52the first episode
07:53is giving you
07:53the kids making
07:54a crazy roller coaster?
07:55Harry the platypus
07:57over here being an agent
07:58and daughter
08:00being crazy.
08:03And crazy daughter?
08:08Heinz likes the ketchup?
08:11Wait, what?
08:18Tin foil all over town?
08:22Oh, wait.
08:23I see the idea, though.
08:26Exactly.
08:27I mean, yeah,
08:29what's the point
08:30of reversing
08:31the Earp's rotation?
08:32It's already
08:34insane plan.
08:39You just...
08:39Hey, Ferb?
08:46I mean, there you go.
08:51They can show Mom that.
08:52You think we get a discount
08:53if we bring the flyer?
08:54Maybe we better take it.
08:55Here!
08:55They were kidding me!
08:57I told you!
08:59And you're not crazy
08:59because...
09:00You're kidding me!
09:08Why did you just
09:09say the poster?
09:11I see your point,
09:12Candace.
09:13No crazy person
09:13would scream
09:14at posts like that.
09:15I'll be in the dairy section
09:16if you want to come
09:16yell at some cheese...
09:17No crazy person
09:18but a crazy tuna
09:19would, though.
09:20Yeah, look how giant
09:21that rollercoaster is!
09:25How'd they get the money
09:26to do all this,
09:27by the way?
09:28Do they charge for this?
09:29They are astounded, though.
09:40I love that.
09:41I love that Ferb
09:42is literally the light,
09:44the camera,
09:45the action,
09:45the music.
09:46He is the man
09:47of few words
09:48but many actions.
09:49Yeah, I gotta say,
09:57that's how you start
09:58a first episode.
10:00You start big!
10:03Woo!
10:09So, who wants
10:10to go first?
10:12Oh!
10:13I mean, no,
10:13I get it, though.
10:15If you were there
10:16and you're like,
10:17that's the biggest
10:18rollercoaster ever,
10:19it doesn't matter
10:19if you're afraid
10:20of heights,
10:20you ride that thing.
10:23That is nuts.
10:27Oh!
10:28Wait.
10:28Wait, what buckles?
10:30I don't see any buckles.
10:32There are no buckles
10:33in that ride!
10:34You won't sign
10:35the waivers, right?
10:35Oh!
10:36Oh!
10:36Oh!
10:36Oh!
10:36Oh!
10:36Oh!
10:37Oh!
10:37Oh!
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10:46Oh!
10:47Oh!
10:49Oh!
10:53This is crazy!
10:55I love it though!
10:58Oh!
11:00Ants with a car?
11:03Really?
11:06Who have these boys
11:07been working with?
11:08Here comes the ahhh-
11:09The-
11:10AHHHHH-
11:11I really make all my money back-
11:16Wow?
11:17Buy a bunch of yeast-based real estate and sell it again when it has a sunset view, I just-
11:21OOWP
11:22You missed!
11:24But also, at the same time, doesn't, like, Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry just hear a bunch of kids going AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
11:31Or, is this place really soundproof right now?
11:36OOP
11:36OOOOOOH!
11:38oh oh dang all right oh oh did he just hit the screw into his foot more ow
11:51that is nuts perry went for the double damage right there
11:58so he actually put the tinfoil on the town i just thought that was like a photoshop thing
12:10you look at the tinfoil it doesn't even look real i love how like fake it looks
12:15i love how the mom's just talking about that while candace is like oh i know that noise
12:44right there that's children having fun oh it's right outside the store there's no way she
12:52can miss that right oh is perry dipping oh oh he dipped
13:03oh no no freaking shot
13:19how is that helicopter holding it though okay so you see wow are still under that stupid
13:42tree in the backyard right stupid tree dang what's wrong with the stupid tree i love that
13:47stupid tree it's a very stupid tree but i like it well yes that would be my guess fine then
13:52let's go home oh yeah how's that helicopter holding that it is about to be on fire oh
13:59and the kids are oh oh oh there you are perry you need to look up that nice
14:08oh so they're not so they're not gonna question how perry got there why he's not buckled down i can
14:16imagine like the roller coaster going crazy and perry just flies off right there
14:20can you imagine oh wait wait what hello look at that 3d coaster though
14:28and they're okay everybody else is screaming buff phineas and ferb though
14:35i worry about you sometimes candace i love this whole time she's like there's the roller coaster
14:44but my brothers like she's not worrying if her brothers are okay if i saw my brothers up there
14:51i'll be like oh my god you know oh wait are they in new york city
14:58mount rushmore how far are they going
15:05oh me oh never mind
15:09paris
15:12are they literally going all over the
15:20are you kidding me they went all over the world and now they're
15:25how are these kids still like in the car if they were flying all over the world
15:31you probably would have lost a kid or two right
15:34can you breathe you know if that thing crashes to earth candace is in charge
15:41oh oh wait
15:45i love i love this whenever they're falling onto earth they're crashing onto google maps over here
16:07okay sonic adventure 2
16:08how are they going to survive that
16:17question
16:20oh hi boys
16:21hi mom
16:22hello
16:24no wait
16:26i get it though
16:28that was great
16:30that was great
16:31that was awesome
16:33can we do it again
16:34wait you're telling me
16:37that they could not see that
16:39no one could see the flaming roller coaster on the tree
16:42just focused on phineas and ferb
16:44and not the kids who are screaming
16:46they are not traumatized
16:48none of them are traumatized
16:50only one ride per customer
16:51that was great
16:52vinyas
16:53so what are you going to do tomorrow
16:54don't know yet
16:55maybe you can teach perry
16:56that is a nice
16:58you sure about that
17:00oh
17:00did he just speak
17:02maybe he'll lay an egg
17:04see you tomorrow
17:05so what is that going to
17:07what is that
17:08is that the next episode
17:10agent p
17:10you're laying an egg
17:12wow that's really poggers
17:14ah
17:15perry the platypus
17:17that's what he sounds like right
17:19ah perry the platypus
17:21you're laying an egg
17:22that is pretty poggers
17:24why is everybody saying poggers
17:27you guys make a great team
17:28well a brother is a brother
17:30but i couldn't have asked for a better one than ferb
17:32aww
17:33oh man i can smell the peanut butter
17:37oh so that's the jar of peanut butter
17:40so what should we do tomorrow
17:42that's crazy
17:44maybe we should make a list
17:46but yeah
17:47what a crazy way to start off
17:50like how can the mom
17:51and candace not see
17:53the literal rollercoaster on fire
17:56what do you mean give it a rest
18:02you're kidding me
18:09that's how we start off the first episode of phineas and ferb
18:13with a crazy rollercoaster episode
18:15introducing us to phineas, ferb, candace, mom
18:18and a bunch of other kids
18:21hopefully like we'll get to know more over the show
18:23but
18:24wow this episode was phenomenal
18:29i can imagine watching this like day one on tv when it first came out
18:34if i would
18:34i would have been astounded
18:37but i'm actually glad i'm starting off this
18:39this new year with some phineas and ferb you know
18:42something to mix it up
18:44like this seems really fun
18:46and it's like a pilot episode like this
18:50they went big
18:51and they went
18:51big
18:52it's like
18:54this show is trying to tell you
18:56oh yeah there are no limits to what we'll do
18:58the rollercoaster goes up to space
19:00crashing down to earth
19:01hey but we're fine though
19:03i am surprised that
19:05an episode like this was okay
19:07because
19:07with the amount of danger the kids go through
19:10and this is a disney channel show right
19:12but
19:14it's funny how i'm here
19:16i'm watching a show
19:18i'm reacting to a show
19:19amphibia
19:20which has brenda song
19:21and
19:22you know
19:24and now we got
19:25i freaking have maddie spitzpatrick
19:27i know
19:28the the the girl's a name from sweet life of zach and cody
19:31but you know what i mean
19:31like
19:32we have two at two shows
19:33with actresses from the sweet life of zach and cody
19:36in different shows
19:37which is really neat you know
19:40but
19:40this was a very fun episode
19:42i can't wait to check out more
19:44but this show already
19:45like i'm already interested
19:47two kids going
19:49two kids going
19:49hard with the inventions they do
19:53candace trying to bust her brothers
19:55but it doesn't work
19:56we got
19:57perry the platypus
19:59being a freaking agent
20:01fighting with doofenshmirtz and all that
20:03the tin
20:05the tin foil ball
20:06got me
20:07dying though
20:09but of course
20:10i hope you enjoyed my reaction to this
20:12i hope that there's more crazy wacky action like this
20:15in the episodes to come
20:17but of course if you enjoyed this
20:19please don't forget to leave a like
20:20comment about what you think
20:21and subscribe if you haven't done so
20:23i'll catch you next time
20:25ve I'll catch you next time
20:33next time
20:36bye
20:36bye
20:40bye
20:45bye
20:46bye
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