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00:00As we look back at some of the
00:12trendiest fetishes
00:14of the year
00:15armpit porn has
00:18seen a big spike
00:20Yep
00:22Jade hates this
00:24Masha
00:27Make her watch some
00:28Masha
00:32Lagnia
00:33which is armpit licking
00:35or sweaty armpits
00:38some of the most
00:40requested fetishes of the year
00:42I thought they were going to be banging them
00:44I'm sure
00:46they do
00:47but pit porn
00:49here we go
00:50good to know
00:53I'm very happy to know that
00:55not anything I
00:57I was going to say
01:00he's got those
01:01I don't like it
01:01oh my god
01:02he loves a smelly chick
01:04pit licker 3000
01:05over here
01:06oh my god
01:06he'll lick your pits
01:07I've licked a pit
01:09no doubt
01:11I've licked a pit
01:12no doubt
01:13what
01:13Masha Lagnia
01:14what can I say
01:16wow
01:17is it strict to the armpits
01:18what about the knee pit
01:19what are you into
01:22what are you into
01:23I'm just
01:24I'm just happy to know
01:25I don't want it
01:27I'm just trying to show
01:28I don't hate everything
01:29I'm very curious
01:30yeah you're so open minded
01:31all of a sudden
01:31this is strictly armpits
01:35they're talking about here
01:36knee pits
01:36knee pits
01:37or what about your elbow pit
01:39that's not a pit
01:41that's a bend
01:42I feel like
01:44mine is quite sensitive
01:45right there
01:46your elbow pit
01:48I think my elbow pit
01:49if someone really got
01:50after my elbow pit
01:51Jason come lick
01:52his elbow pit
01:53no
01:53okay
01:54don't tempt me
01:56with a good time
01:56no I feel like
01:58there's a little
01:58like if I have a little
02:00if you have to lightly touch
02:02lightly touch your armpits
02:04I mean when I smelled
02:05Dave's arm
02:06I just made porn
02:06Dave's doing it
02:08I just recorded it
02:09yeah
02:11post that might be our second
02:14most popular video
02:16next to poop mountain
02:18turd mountain
02:19turd mountain
02:20turd mountain
02:21no it doesn't do anything for me
02:23no
02:24I don't know about my knee pit
02:26I think I would
02:27I'd be very nervous
02:28if anyone went after
02:30my knee pits
02:30someone tried to lick it
02:32it's on the back side
02:34it's on the back side
02:35of me
02:35right
02:36so if
02:37if someone went
02:39number one
02:40I can't imagine
02:42the position I'm in
02:43for you to get my knee pits
02:44well speaking
02:46when it comes to the king
02:47of backside licking
02:48oh
02:49court
02:49what's your stance
02:51on pits
02:51anti-pit
02:53you're anti-pit
02:54oh yeah
02:55what's the reason
02:55sweat
02:56okay
02:57yeah
02:58so to be clear
02:59a b-hole
03:00thumbs up
03:01a armpit
03:02thumbs down
03:03his own
03:04I thought he ventured as well
03:06oh well I'm sure he would
03:07yes
03:08I guess
03:10it
03:11I don't want to say
03:12I go both ways
03:12it goes both ways
03:13yeah
03:15no
03:15you know what
03:16I have nothing
03:16against the pit
03:17there's other body parts
03:18I'd rather focus on
03:19and have focused upon
03:21yes
03:21right
03:22yeah
03:22same
03:23I mean same
03:24okay Jason
03:25if you're licking a pit
03:26do you prefer
03:26it would have to be
03:28bare right
03:29not
03:29not with deodorant
03:30right
03:31no
03:32deodorant really dries
03:33your tongue out
03:34and hairless
03:35that's why I want to lick
03:36his knee pit
03:37I know
03:38I don't want a hairy pit
03:39I don't want stubble
03:41it's got to be smooth
03:42okay
03:42uh
03:43I know
03:44what a pit will do
03:45to your mouth
03:46um
03:47okay
03:48someone said
03:49I'm on a
03:50I'm on a campsite
03:51guys are always asking
03:53to see my armpits
03:54really
03:55especially a lot of
03:56soddy guys
03:57because their women
03:58are always covered
03:59so they'll take anything
04:00they can get
04:01so any pit
04:01they'll see
04:02like they've never seen a pit
04:03huh
04:04generally I've found
04:06you don't want to see a pit
04:08a lot of pit let down
04:11yeah
04:11you know out there in the world
04:13so pits used to be way back
04:14in the stats
04:15this year they're rocketed
04:16they have rocketed up to number four
04:18right behind
04:20pegging
04:21yes
04:22feet
04:22feet
04:24and water sports
04:25that's a pee plague
04:27okay
04:29thank you
04:29not chicken fighting
04:31yeah
04:31no
04:31that's okay
04:32no one's on anyone's shoulders
04:33in the pool
04:34yeah I was like
04:35uh what are they doing
04:35on water skis
04:36no
04:38what kind of weird things
04:40are happening
04:40on the water skis
04:42hey if you're into this
04:43are you
04:44do you like pit porn
04:45do you like armpits
04:46is this your thing
04:47you want to share your tails
04:48your pit tails
04:50I wonder if anyone else
04:51has like
04:52what they
04:53something rocketed up
04:55for them
04:55yeah what jumped up
04:57your fetish list
04:58this year
04:58ladies do you like
04:59a good pit licking
05:001-855-954-6969
05:03if you want to chime in
05:04don't lick these pits
05:051-855-954-6969
05:09he's probably
05:10mine are probably due
05:11for a trim
05:11I don't think I've paid
05:12attention to them
05:13in a while
05:13or you can text us
05:15at 4-6969
05:16just so happy
05:17we're doing this
05:18as a call-in segment now
05:19yeah absolutely
05:19it's very exciting
05:20let's get to it
05:21I think it's one of us
05:22I have like
05:22slash and axle rose
05:24underneath my pit
05:24yeah I haven't
05:25trimmed in a while
05:25trim your pits
05:26of course I trim my pits
05:27the hair gets really long
05:29really
05:29yeah
05:29well
05:30I've never had to
05:30trim in my pit
05:31what
05:32no
05:33I've never trimmed
05:35my pit
05:35they must be
05:36like Bigfoot
05:38smuggling under there
05:39I don't know
05:40I've never
05:40do you have short
05:41little tiny
05:42I can't
05:43there's deodorant
05:44there's gonna be like
05:45a huge glob of deodorant
05:46cause it's like
05:46not the gel kind
05:47you don't wanna see
05:48I'm not showing you
05:49no but I mean
05:50like you gotta know
05:51how long you've never
05:52shaved them
05:53I've never
05:54trimmed them with
05:56scissors or clippers
05:57or anything
05:57ever in my whole life
05:58my pit hair
05:59could be as long
06:01as Jade's hair
06:03I don't have
06:04like it
06:05I'm not a hairy guy
06:06and I trim my pits
06:07they get out of control
06:08to me it makes more sense
06:10for you to trim your pits
06:11because you don't have
06:12hair anywhere else
06:13I got
06:14to me I'm hairy
06:15you know 32 hairs
06:15under my pits
06:16I gotta trim them
06:17I mean I have hairy
06:18like I'm hairy
06:20but I don't have to trim
06:21like anything
06:22I'm not
06:22but I trim
06:23I right now
06:25have like the head of Zeus
06:27on my chest
06:29I literally
06:30have not taken
06:32any care of myself
06:33in so long
06:34that
06:36I noticed it today
06:37and I was off put
06:39I was off put
06:40by myself
06:41my own body
06:42which is hard
06:43for me to be off put
06:44by my own body
06:45as you know
06:46long
06:47not great
06:49so you also trim
06:51your
06:51armpits
06:53but you don't need
06:54to trim
06:54your knee pits
06:56no don't know why
07:00he's never done that
07:02no but I will
07:03I mean I'm not
07:03I probably should
07:04is your knee pit hair
07:05as long as mine
07:06because my hair
07:06is pretty long
07:07my knee pit hair
07:09only grows too certain
07:10could you imagine
07:10it would be like
07:11a horse tail
07:11like a horse tail
07:13coming off the back
07:13of your knee pits
07:14you've seen my legs
07:15they're not
07:17not hairy
07:18I got no hair
07:19in my knee pits
07:20I just give it a trim
07:21though I mean I don't
07:21it's not bare
07:22yeah you don't bare
07:23you have to trim it
07:24I just I've never
07:25had to do that
07:26I didn't know people
07:26were snipping their
07:28pit hair
07:28this guy said
07:29I love armpits
07:31when they're hairy
07:31on women
07:32snipping and licking them
07:33after they've been
07:34in the gym all day
07:35in a hot room
07:35mmm
07:36did he put the
07:38mmm at the end
07:39yeah he did
07:40Dave has to read it
07:41my husband will lick
07:42my armpits
07:43even when I'm super sweaty
07:44I'm not a huge fan of it
07:45but whatever floats his boat
07:46okay
07:47see to me I think it is
07:49there is something
07:50to finding
07:51something that
07:53the person that you like
07:55is into
07:55and if it's pits
07:57I guess you let him
07:58lick your pits
07:59Robert's in Detroit
08:00now Robert
08:01I understand pits
08:02wasn't your thing
08:03but something else
08:03jumped up your
08:04fetish list this year
08:05yeah I wouldn't say
08:07it's quite up my
08:08fetish list
08:08but it's like
08:08I'm just so intrigued
08:10man it's when the
08:11when the women
08:11get to stepping on
08:12the men's like
08:13genitals and whatnot
08:14they get to stomping
08:14on them
08:15and kicking on
08:15the **** like that
08:16hey hey hey hey
08:18sorry sorry
08:19sorry I get excited
08:20I get excited
08:20when I get to talk
08:21about it
08:21I was gonna say
08:22he likes stomping
08:24stomping videos
08:25women stepping on
08:26men's nuts and stuff
08:27yeah it gets to the
08:29point where I just
08:29want to see how
08:30much the man can
08:31endure
08:31have you seen the
08:32one where the
08:33heel goes right
08:35through the guy
08:35oh I don't think
08:37I've seen that one
08:38I don't think
08:38pops his sack
08:41dude
08:41I took him around
08:42a little bit
08:42but there was
08:43pops his sack
08:44there's a pop
08:45there's a sack
08:46pop and there's
08:47one that goes
08:47right through
08:48the actual
08:48pain noose
08:49and blood
08:50the way you say
08:51pops makes me
08:52not want to
08:52see that video
08:53it's like a
08:53great
08:54I don't know
08:54Robert sounds
08:54like you're
08:55kind of into
08:55it man
08:55like listen
08:58man it's just
08:59up there
08:59I don't know
08:59I just
09:00I find myself
09:01showing people
09:02like hey
09:02watch this idiot
09:03you know
09:04yeah but really
09:05he likes it
09:06yeah he likes it
09:07listen this is
09:09how it happens
09:09you start watching
09:10something it's
09:11innocent you're
09:12like oh my god
09:13that's crazy
09:13and then you
09:14do it again
09:15and then you
09:15watch it again
09:16and then you
09:17watch it again
09:18and it's like
09:18you're looking
09:19back at knees
09:20so you often
09:20find then that
09:21the um
09:22when you're
09:22you watch
09:23porn it's
09:23innocent
09:23you're watching
09:24porn it's
09:25for innocent
09:25reason
09:25I will
09:26say I
09:27think
09:27some
09:28time
09:28natural
09:29reason
09:29educational
09:30purposes
09:30beginning
09:31you might
09:32watch
09:32something
09:33as like
09:34a shock
09:35like oh
09:36this is
09:37shocking
09:37and then it
09:38turns from
09:39shocking
09:39to like
09:40I
09:41want to
09:43see that
09:44happen
09:44all the
09:45time
09:45what this
09:46lady just
09:46got into
09:47did my
09:48first
09:49group
09:50blowjob
09:51with my
09:52boyfriend
09:52and three
09:53of his
09:53friends
09:54this year
09:54yeah
09:55I've been
09:56fantasizing
09:57about it
09:57for years
09:58and what
09:59I realize
09:59now is
10:00the fantasy
10:00is better
10:01than the
10:01reality
10:02sure
10:03it was a
10:03lot of
10:03work
10:04and really
10:05intense
10:05kind of
10:07fun
10:07but I
10:08expected to
10:09love it
10:09way more
10:09than I
10:10did
10:10it's just
10:11so weird
10:11I'm glad
10:12she went
10:13down that
10:13road
10:13yeah
10:14so that
10:14other
10:14people
10:14don't
10:14have
10:15to
10:15thank
10:15you
10:16thank
10:16you
10:16lady
10:17it's a
10:18different
10:18friend
10:18group
10:19yeah it
10:19is
10:20right
10:20it is
10:20because if I
10:21said to three
10:21of my buddies
10:22hey listen my
10:22wife's looking to
10:23blow everybody
10:23tonight
10:24you don't want to
10:24come over
10:25you haven't said
10:26that
10:27I have not
10:27said that
10:28he believes
10:29I have
10:29he's wild
10:31that's my
10:31wife
10:32oh my god
10:35Jesus
10:36slap me
10:38Will Smith
10:38his ass
10:39a lot of
10:43weird stuff
10:43I know
10:44I knew
10:45it would
10:45be
10:45this guy
10:45said I'm
10:46really into
10:46pits
10:47and manly
10:48scent
10:48as a gay
10:49man
10:49oh I
10:50bet
10:50it's like
10:51uber masculine
10:52seriously
10:52intoxicating
10:53big turn on
10:55like yesterday
10:56I smelled
10:56like motor oil
10:57so I bet
10:58that he
10:59would have
10:59really
11:00really liked
11:01that
11:01yeah
11:02me and my
11:05wife got into
11:05face sitting
11:06this year
11:06that's
11:08it
11:09you know
11:09what's wild
11:10a lady
11:11being into
11:11face sitting
11:12like a man
11:14upon her
11:15I can't
11:17ever be upon
11:18anyone
11:18the man
11:18sitting on
11:19her
11:19that's what
11:20I just
11:20that's in
11:21my brain
11:21I assume
11:22they're both
11:23taking turns
11:24like maybe
11:25she likes
11:25the to
11:26to be the
11:27one sitting
11:28and he is
11:30fine with
11:31the being
11:31the chair
11:32you know
11:33which I think
11:34most of us
11:34guys are fine
11:35with being a
11:36chair
11:36but
11:37I agree
11:38a lady
11:38could never
11:39be my
11:39chair
11:39I can't
11:41sit on
11:41your lady's
11:42face
11:42I can't
11:42never do
11:42that to
11:43someone
11:43I can
11:44never do
11:44that
11:44I bet
11:45that's
11:45happening
11:45so much
11:46yeah I
11:46think you're
11:47right
11:47because they're
11:48into all the
11:48stuff now
11:49they're into
11:50the back
11:50stuff
11:51lady seats
11:52they want
11:52to lick
11:52it
11:53oh my god
11:55I'd never be
11:57able to make
11:57eye contact
11:58to me
11:58that's like
11:59that's like
12:00the green
12:00mile
12:01like I've
12:02put you on
12:02the green
12:02mile
12:03I'm sorry
12:03I'm sorry
12:04I'm a dead
12:08woman walking
12:09dead woman
12:11walking
12:12here she
12:15comes
12:16she's about
12:16to die
12:17any last
12:18words
12:18lady
12:19I didn't
12:25mean it
12:26and then I
12:27sit red on
12:28her face
12:28and she's
12:29dead
12:29this is the
12:31last thing
12:31you see
12:32god
12:34my god
12:35this guy said
12:36this year I
12:37finally did a
12:37threesome with
12:38my wife and
12:38another dude
12:39tried D
12:42and fell in
12:42love
12:43yeah I knew
12:44it
12:44yeah me and
12:45him still
12:46fool around
12:46yeah
12:47that's I
12:48just think
12:49it's like
12:50just some
12:50people that
12:51didn't come
12:52to terms
12:52with everything
12:53they needed
12:53to come to
12:54terms with
12:54someone said
12:57there's probably
12:58an abundance
12:58of people
12:59checking to
12:59see if
12:59they've got
13:00hair behind
13:00their knees
13:01right now
13:02I know I
13:03do because
13:03I can feel
13:04it I can
13:05pinch if I
13:06pinch
13:06I feel like
13:06you should
13:06know that
13:07yeah I do
13:08I like the
13:09idea of it
13:10being a horse
13:10mane
13:10I don't
13:11I think
13:12that's
13:12revolting
13:13well yes
13:13yes
13:14do you hate
13:15it Dave
13:16yeah I
13:16really do
13:17my partner
13:18loves pits
13:19and smelling
13:19and licking
13:20them
13:20he got me
13:21into it
13:21too
13:21I realized
13:24I am into
13:25pheromone
13:26play
13:26I wouldn't
13:28mind if you
13:28I guess
13:29smelled me
13:30but I
13:32don't
13:33I wouldn't
13:34mind if you
13:35smell I mean
13:35as long as
13:36I'm
13:36I don't want
13:37to be sour
13:38hopefully I'm
13:39pleasant
13:39I just don't
13:42want you to
13:42start licking
13:43on them
13:43and then
13:44like I
13:45have to
13:46like make
13:46out with
13:47you or
13:47whatever
13:47and like
13:48you've
13:48been in
13:48my pits
13:49oh you can't
13:49go p to a
13:51I think
13:51they go p to a
13:53all the time
13:54I think
13:54or p to m
13:56p to a
13:57to m
13:57p to a to m
13:58whoa
14:00and I guess
14:02it could be p
14:03to k
14:04if you're doing
14:04the back of
14:05the knees
14:06or whatever
14:06you're into
14:07what's a k
14:08that's not
14:09how you spell
14:10it
14:10it's c
14:10o c
14:11no no
14:13no
14:13no
14:14this person
14:18said that
14:19I love
14:20smelling my
14:21partner's
14:21musk
14:21I'm bi
14:23so men
14:24and women's
14:24both
14:25hell yeah
14:25hell yeah
14:28hell yeah
14:28she says
14:29oh
14:30wow
14:31no
14:33oh there's
14:35so many
14:35pits
14:36a lot of
14:37pit love
14:37I don't
14:39think I like a musk
14:39I don't like a musk
14:42I like a beautiful
14:43smelling lady
14:44right
14:44I don't wanna
14:45I mean a natural
14:46smell yes
14:47but not a musk
14:49means
14:49I think I like a
14:50clean scent
14:50yes
14:51you know
14:52when it comes to
14:53the smell of
14:54sex and candy
14:55I prefer candy
14:56and I never want to
15:03hear that song again
15:03as long as I
15:04well that
15:05that was before
15:06that was even
15:07before he said
15:08that
15:09true yes
15:09damn you to hell
15:12I know
15:14I damn court
15:15to hell too
15:16and that'll do it
15:18for the second
15:18that's called
15:20court wraps it up
15:22his face
15:28when he just
15:28looked over at me
15:29it was like
15:29the Debbie Downer
15:30from Saturday Night Live
15:31I know
15:32yup
15:33oh
15:36Dave and Court
15:36the adventures of Dave and Court
15:38when we come back
15:39company
15:40I know
15:41what that means
15:44you
15:45you
15:47you
15:47you
15:48you
15:48you
15:49you
15:49you
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