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00:00I'm sorry, you guys.
00:13Hola, mama. I'm your new son-in-law.
00:23Princeton mom dream?
00:24Yeah.
00:25Tell the truth tomorrow?
00:26Yeah.
00:27Great.
00:30The truth is, Cam and I have been exploring an open relationship.
00:44Oh, honey, we have no problem with your modern, fun, open relationships.
00:51Fuck whoever you want.
00:53Just not a Republican.
00:55Oh, like Aaron Schock.
00:58Lindsey Graham.
01:01Mike Johnson, yuck.
01:04Donald Trump, senior or junior.
01:07Oh, never even considered them options.
01:09Well, now you're ready to tell Cam's parents.
01:12Just remember that people of a certain age do need time to absorb things.
01:19Well, other people of a certain age.
01:22She's right.
01:23It took me a while to absorb a move she used on me in the bedroom back in 87.
01:29The screw top.
01:31Oh, they took it so well.
01:32You took it so well.
01:33Yeah.
01:34Oh, no.
01:35Wait.
01:36This isn't the dream, is it?
01:37What?
01:38What?
01:39Oh, no.
01:40Oh, no.
01:41They took it so well.
01:42You took it so well.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Oh, no.
01:45Oh, no.
01:46Oh, no.
01:47Wait.
01:48This isn't the dream, is it?
01:49What?
02:05Glad you're finally clearing your conscience.
02:08I feel so bad leaving Jasper and Princeton on red.
02:11That's what you feel bad about?
02:13Not that my mom thinks that I'm cheating on you?
02:16Cam, I feel bad about a lot of things.
02:18That's why I'm a therapist.
02:19Who's in therapy?
02:20Hmm.
02:24It's open.
02:25Like us?
02:26Shhh.
02:48Okay.
02:49Okay.
02:50Okay.
02:51I prefer to leave no trace of our home invasion.
02:54Okay, again.
02:55Greg said we could use a spare key in case of emergency.
02:57This is an emergency.
02:58It's not.
02:59It's not an emergency.
03:00It is bad luck to host a double date at your own place on New Year's Eve.
03:05Okay.
03:06Who told you that?
03:07Kat.
03:08She also said I died sometime last year.
03:09I think it was during Women's Week in Provincetown.
03:10Yeah, okay.
03:11That's unlikely.
03:12Your daily dose of man is here.
03:13Mwah.
03:14Mwah.
03:15Mwah.
03:16Princeton.
03:17You look.
03:18Look at you.
03:19Hot Topic purple!
03:20I know.
03:21It was supposed to be more TikTok e-boy than straight Twitch streamer, but nevertheless,
03:48he persisted.
03:49You?
03:50Ah.
03:51A half empty screw top.
03:55Isn't that nice of him?
03:57Mhmm.
03:58Thanks.
03:59Man, being back at Greg and Cam's place is so weird.
04:01But it's so much better than hosting a double date on New Year's Eve.
04:07When did Kat say you died?
04:09Last year.
04:10She said it was Bear Week in Provincetown.
04:13Mine was Women's Week.
04:14Oh my god, we're like twins.
04:15Oh my god.
04:16Death twins?
04:17Death twins.
04:18Let's get rid of women.
04:19Let's get rid of women.
04:20Let's get rid of women.
04:21Hi.
04:22Hi.
04:23Hi.
04:24Darling.
04:25Hi.
04:26Mwah.
04:27Good to see you.
04:28Oh.
04:29Jeez.
04:30Purple.
04:31Do you like it?
04:32Hey, is it okay if I park my car?
04:34Uh.
04:35I thought this was a double date.
04:37It is.
04:38For me.
04:39Think of it like one of those three ways where one person just never gets any.
04:42I can't relate.
04:43I wish you the best though.
04:45Mm-mm.
04:46Okay.
04:47Mm-hmm.
04:48I am so sorry.
04:49I mean, the wind, it's just .
04:50I know, right?
04:51It's no worries.
04:52My hair's a mess.
04:53I'm glad you think so.
04:54I agree.
04:55Hey.
04:56Hey.
04:57Cassava cake?
04:58And it's not made by mom?
04:59It's a New Year's miracle.
05:00Ara.
05:01Yeah, don't let her hear you.
05:02Oh.
05:03She's not here.
05:04No, she's coming.
05:05She went to check on grandma.
05:06She'll be back soon.
05:07Oh, that one.
05:08No.
05:09Hey.
05:10Well, hey, Aaron, do you mind helping me?
05:11I mean, the wind, it's just .
05:12I mean, the wind, it's just .
05:13I know, right?
05:14It's no worries.
05:15My hair's a mess.
05:16I'm glad you think so.
05:17I agree.
05:18Hey.
05:19Hey.
05:20Cassava cake?
05:21And it's not made by mom?
05:22It's a New Year's miracle.
05:23Well, hey, Aaron, do you mind helping me with the cake, please?
05:26Sure.
05:27Yeah.
05:34Gracias.
05:36You and I never get a chance to talk just to us, do we?
05:39No.
05:42So, football.
05:47Isn't it crazy?
05:49You are following the playoffs.
05:51Yeah.
05:52What a quarter.
05:54Season.
05:57Huh.
05:58So, who do you think is going to be at the Super Bowl?
06:00Mmm.
06:01Mmm.
06:04Ideally, Cher.
06:06Realistically, Ariana.
06:14I need your help coming out.
06:15I thought your Shakira-themed ninth birthday party took care of that.
06:18No, I mean about being open.
06:20Remember how mom walked in my room with that guy on Christmas?
06:23Uh-huh.
06:24She thinks I'm cheating.
06:25Oh, like a Shakira-themed charades.
06:28We said no humming.
06:29I'm being serious.
06:30It's really killing me.
06:32I need to get it off my chest.
06:34And I need to tell dad before she convinces him that I'm cheating too.
06:38Oh, I gotcha.
06:40Well, better way for mom to come back.
06:42Kill two parents' dreams with one stone.
06:44Thanks, Aaron.
06:45I'm kidding.
06:46Sort of.
06:48You know, I think she'll take it okay.
06:51But who knows how Mr. Catholic in there is going to react.
06:54We're going to need her help.
06:55Besides, you don't want to come out twice.
06:57That's how you ruined your Shakira lip sync.
06:59You are oddly fixated on my ninth birthday party.
07:02How can I not be?
07:03I love Shakira.
07:04And my big brother.
07:05Okay?
07:06So we have a plan?
07:07Yeah.
07:08Okay.
07:09Here, bring out mom's mofongo.
07:10I love that.
07:15Why is that sweet?
07:17You try telling her the difference between plantains and bananas.
07:37Oh, whoops.
07:38Um, I had this spot reserved.
07:40I'm so sorry.
07:41There was a wait list.
07:42Time for resolutions.
07:44Yeah, it is almost midnight.
07:46Yes.
07:47That is why I said it.
07:55Girlfriend.
07:56Queen.
07:57Slay.
07:58I saw this at Kohl's, right?
08:00It's a sale.
08:0150% off.
08:02Smart shopper.
08:03Anyway.
08:04Um, I am looking to get a girlfriend this new year.
08:08So.
08:10Oh.
08:11Don't you mean girlfriend?
08:14I'm bad.
08:15Either's fine.
08:16That is so sweet, Princeton.
08:18I'm gonna manifest that for you.
08:20You're so sweet.
08:22Thank you, baby.
08:23The sweetest.
08:25So, so sweet.
08:27Would anyone like more Mofungo?
08:34Isn't it time for dessert?
08:35I'm waiting for New Year grapes.
08:37So.
08:38Oh, I feel that if I don't.
08:46Oh, that, that, that's, that's enough.
08:49Um, so, uh, dad, um, there was something I wanted to tell you and mom tonight.
08:56It's about me and Greg.
08:58Terrific.
08:59You should wait until mom comes back.
09:01Grandma passed the stone.
09:03Oh.
09:04Uh, okay.
09:05Uh, no.
09:06Actually, I just want to tell you now, while I still have the courage.
09:11Uh, dad, relationships are like, um, uh,
09:18like food.
09:20Like, isn't it nice how sometimes Greg and I want different things?
09:24Yeah?
09:25Like, um, like we both had Mofungo.
09:28But I'm not gonna get jealous if Greg wants a little more.
09:33You know what I mean?
09:34Right?
09:35Um, or, or like if, for instance, by having Mofungo, Greg is cheating on his diet.
09:45But it's fine because there is no diet, so.
09:48Did your mother put you up to this?
09:50I am not eating that much sugar.
09:52Oh, Mr. Navarro, I can tell you are so slim.
09:55I mean, fit.
09:56I mean, sports.
09:58What are you guys talking about?
09:59I think Cam wants more Mofungo.
10:01It's not about having more, it's about having different types of food.
10:04Like, why would you want to eat the same thing forever?
10:07Cam.
10:08I love you, but please wait.
10:10If you have something to say about Mom's Mofungo, say it to her face.
10:15I am so confused.
10:17Me too, actually.
10:25Speaking of girlfriends, girlfriends, I'm gonna expand a little bit.
10:33Because there's something just so beautiful about bringing people together.
10:39Just like all of you people right here, right now.
10:45I just adore you people.
10:49All of you so much.
10:51Like, ugh.
10:53Ruth, Reggie, my love.
10:58And you, Princeton, my prince, my doll, and cat, my kitten.
11:11And you, you, with your...
11:17I love you too.
11:19Oh, you, with your beauty and your...
11:26Blame.
11:28Well, my New Year's resolution is to have more quiet dinners.
11:35Aw.
11:36At our own home.
11:38Mm-hmm.
11:39Together.
11:40Yeah.
11:41Mm-hmm.
11:42With no one else.
11:43Yeah.
11:44I mean, who needs Cam and Greg?
11:48Cam, Cam and Greg.
11:51I mean, this group is all we need.
11:56I mean, give or take a few bodies.
12:00Yeah.
12:06You guys ready for the countdown?
12:08Already.
12:09Where's Mom?
12:10Uh, she texted me.
12:11She'll be back soon.
12:12Grandma needed a daughterly foot drop.
12:14Oh, great.
12:15So, she's texting you back.
12:16Cool.
12:17Sweetie, it's okay.
12:18I know it is.
12:19I'm not ashamed.
12:20Dad, I'm done waiting.
12:23Greg and I have something important to tell you.
12:27Greg and I are...
12:28We forgot the New Year's grapes!
12:30Aaron, come on, stop.
12:32You wouldn't want Dad to miss this important tradition and ruin your lovely evening, would
12:37you?
12:38Okay, look.
12:39What I wanted to tell you was...
12:40How do you know about this lovely tradition, Mr. Navarro?
12:42Greg, stop bonding and help me.
12:46Well, you take one grape for good luck for each month of the New Year.
12:50Yes!
12:51Look, would you guys please just listen to me?
12:53I can't hear you over the countdown!
12:55Eric.
12:56You.
12:57Come.
12:58Which one?
12:59I'll tell you.
13:00We, uh, I...
13:01You just...
13:02I'm...
13:03I'm only on me having sex with another guy.
13:05Ow!
13:15Those are for good luck.
13:18He's choking on them!
13:20Oh no!
13:25Oh no!
13:26We're good!
13:27We're good!
13:28We're good!
13:29We're great, we're good!
13:30We're great!
13:31We're great!
13:32We're great!
13:33We're great!
13:34Happy New Year's.
13:36Happy New Year's.
13:38Do I get mine?
13:40Yes, of course.
13:42Another one for you.
13:44I want one more.
13:46For good luck, for good luck.
13:48Well, I need a second one too then.
13:50Okay.
13:52Should we freeway kiss?
13:54Well, my New Year's resolution
13:56is to never do something like this again.
13:58It's your turn.
14:00You.
14:04Oh, huh.
14:08No new resolutions for me.
14:10Everything's pretty perfect as is.
14:12Yep.
14:14So perfect.
14:16The truth is,
14:18Greg and I have been exploring
14:20an open relationship.
14:24Open relationship?
14:26Why? That's...
14:28Wow. I can't believe it.
14:30But you know what?
14:32I love you, Cam.
14:34And I 100% support this decision.
14:36So...
14:38You both sleep with each other
14:40and other people.
14:42And other people with each other.
14:44And that makes you both happy?
14:48You got it. Basically, yes.
14:50Huh.
14:52Well, Abuela and Abuela did it.
14:54Abuelita...
14:55What?
14:56Yeah, there were swingers in the 60s.
14:581969?
15:00No, Greg. 1962.
15:02Oh.
15:03You know, they've been together
15:04for over 50 years.
15:06And I think the reason why
15:08is because they allowed themselves
15:09to explore new things.
15:11Like you and Greg.
15:13Wait.
15:14So your parents were open.
15:16And Cam and I are open.
15:18Eduardo.
15:19We finally have something in common.
15:21I did it.
15:22I saved New Year's.
15:24So what have you told your mother?
15:27Why?
15:29What did she say?
15:34It was so great getting to spend some time
15:36with you tonight, Princeton.
15:37You're so funny.
15:38The way you kept pretending to be mad at me all night.
15:41Hilarious.
15:43Olive.
15:44Cat's really lucky.
15:53Bye!
15:56Cat, wait.
16:01I'm sorry for acting out tonight.
16:03I mean, look at me.
16:05I'm just not used to sharing.
16:08Although, Erasmus did say,
16:12there is no joy in possession without sharing.
16:15What I mean is,
16:17I'm sorry, Cat.
16:20Olive is perfect.
16:23I would like a redo of our date, though.
16:26I promise to be a good boy.
16:29Unless you want a bad one.
16:31I am so much better at that.
16:33That's the Princeton I like.
16:45Aww!
16:46Aww!
16:47Get out!
16:54Please!
16:58Wait!
16:59Was that just because they kissed?
17:01Leave no trace!
17:02Leave no trace!
17:03Leave no trace!
17:04Leave no trace!
17:05Leave no trace!
17:06Elsa!
17:07Elsa!
17:08Elsa!
17:09Let's move!
17:10Let's move!
17:11Let's move!
17:12We're in a fire!
17:13Let's go!
17:14Please!
17:15I don't want to get caught!
17:16Let's go!
17:17Elsa!
17:18Elsa!
17:19Elsa!
17:20Elsa!
17:21Elsa!
17:22Let's move!
17:23Elsa!
17:24Elsa!
17:25Elsa!
17:26Elsa!
17:27Elsa!
17:28Elsa!
17:29Let's move!
17:30Let's move!
17:31Let's move!
17:32Let's move!
17:33We're in a fire!
17:34Let's go!
17:35Please!
17:36I don't want to get caught!
17:37Let's go!
17:38Let's go!
17:39Oh!
17:41Did we throw a party?
17:43I can't believe she won't even see me.
17:47Am I that disgusting?
17:49Sweetie, of course not.
17:51She just doesn't know what's going on yet.
17:55When I came out in high school,
17:57she was the understanding one.
18:00Like, my dad was not even talking to me,
18:03but she showed up to the church bake sale
18:08with this rainbow cake with rainbow sprinkles.
18:12I mean, it did not taste good, but it was her idea.
18:21She wanted me to know that she was on my side,
18:24and I just really need my mom right now.
18:42I... No, I can't. Can you just...
18:45Yeah.
18:49Cam, baby. I'm so sorry we didn't get to talk tonight.
18:53I just couldn't deal with what I thought I saw in your room that night.
18:57But your dad and brother filled me in.
19:01I know it's late now, but whenever you want to talk,
19:04I'm open to it.
19:06Love, Mom.
19:08Oh, almost forgot.
19:13I sent you a little something.
19:15Happy New Year's, Cami.
19:17Happy New Year's, Cami.
19:19With rainbow sprinkles.
19:49Oh.
19:50Is it good?
19:51Yeah.
19:52It's better.
19:53It's good.
19:54There you go.
19:56There you go.
19:57There you go.
19:58Away!
20:19Lion.
20:20I said if you ever need me just call me.
20:22Like ooh.
20:23I said if you ever need me just call me.
20:46We've been going through a lot of shit, but baby, we're still in here
20:49You're a little insecure, but you're perfect, you're not your man
20:51Cause you know how much I love you from the letters that I've written
20:52I know I'm a little crazy and never protect
20:54And when you come around, it's like I go to everything
20:56My past won't ruin things, but I won't let it pull up
20:59And I know I've been this shit, I let you
21:00Put my bad past and flaws, but some of my you accepted
21:02So many people have left us upset
21:04And when you stay with me, I see that as a blessing
21:06Baby, I love you, don't ever forget it
21:08You said that this past you've been boring
21:10And I know that's the shit that you ate
21:12Barely talked if it was in the morning
21:14I was trying to do something great
21:16But she rose just when I was just born
21:18Cause I know that it would make your day
21:20And I could do your favor, fool
21:22Cause I need to make sure that you ate
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