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00:00What, like?
00:03You stinker.
00:08An ABC original.
00:09That was your miracle, wasn't it?
00:11She has the power, if you only believe.
00:14Dana Delaney, Resurrection, ABC Monday at 9, 8 central.
00:19Seconds away on Eyewitness News.
00:21Just be happy you don't have to go to work in this kind of weather.
00:24Thousands of runners take life in stride.
00:26It's all a part of the LA Marathon tonight at 11.
00:30One of the producers of Seinfeld.
00:33Comes a brand new comedy called...
00:36It's like, you know, premiering Wednesday, March 24th on ABC.
00:40You stinker.
00:45Hours after they met, they began a torrent love affair.
00:49Julius Caesar, Cleopatra.
00:51On Sunday, May 23rd, pleasure becomes power.
00:56Seconds away on Eyewitness News.
00:57Is actor Dylan McDermott as tough behind the camera as he is in front of it?
01:02The Southland's biggest street party celebrating Cinco de Mayo tonight at 11.
01:09I made this.
01:10CIA, open up.
01:16Next Sunday, it's high stakes in Vegas on the X-Files.
01:19Raise you $1,000.
01:21The lone gunman hit the strip.
01:23I told you to fall.
01:24A mysterious woman returns.
01:26It was her.
01:27She's here.
01:28You need a drink.
01:29And Agent Scully.
01:30Where is the scrumptious Agent Scully?
01:32It's all about mind control.
01:34Good boy, son.
01:36It was voted People's Choice finalist for Best New Comedy Series, and it's next on NBC.
01:41I really thought you were making a good point.
01:43I mean, you know, until you got cut off.
01:46No, what's up with that girl Monica?
01:48I don't know.
01:49I didn't come with her.
01:52Hey, everybody.
01:53Everybody, guess what?
01:55I just convinced Carl to give us a test next week.
01:58Test?
01:58Oh, come on.
02:00Tests make us all better learners.
02:04Oh, yeah.
02:05We should have essay questions.
02:09Hey, happy holidays from NBC.
02:11Will and Grace.
02:13Grace and Will.
02:14Now on Tuesday night.
02:16Whoa.
02:17NBC has to just shoot me.
02:19Tuesday night is out of sight.
02:21Hey.
02:22Grace and Will move to Tuesdayville, so touch your tummy.
02:26All right.
02:27Spread some cheer and clean your ear with Will, Grace, Karen, and that kooky, naughty, wacky, zany, just Jack.
02:33Tuesday night, Will and Grace on NBC.
02:36Starts Tuesday on NBC.
02:40Catch an all-new Veronica's Closet.
02:42It's next on NBC.
02:48Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling.
02:50Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
02:53Mercy.
02:54And maybe I seem a bit confused.
02:58Yeah, maybe.
02:59But I got you pegged.
03:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:02But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
03:09They're calling again.
03:12Scrambled eggs all over my face.
03:15What is a boy to do?
03:24Oh, Leo.
03:25Oh, come on, Leo.
03:29You want your ma, huh?
03:31Yeah.
03:32That's just how your ma likes it.
03:36Oh, yeah.
03:37Give it to your ma.
03:39That's how your ma likes it, huh?
03:42Make your ma happy.
03:44Oh, man, that just ain't right.
03:52Online at Keyword CBS News.
03:55CBS Wednesday.
03:56A man and a woman who thought they'd never love again.
03:58Could I offer you a lift?
04:00This is your car?
04:01A little impractical, don't you think?
04:03Until fate brought them together.
04:05Has anybody ever told you that you're a real pain in the ass?
04:08For one special night.
04:09I haven't been picked up since I was a little girl.
04:12You go hunt and gather, I'll knit something for the harvest.
04:14James Garner.
04:15Do you believe in second chances?
04:16And Julie Andrews.
04:18I only believe in what I see.
04:20In a heartwarming holiday romance.
04:22One special night.
04:23CBS Wednesday.
04:25Tonight, it's a great day.
04:27Don't miss the CBS mailbag.
04:30Plus, Madonna sits down with Dave.
04:32But first, your local news.
04:34I'm Jonathan Elias.
04:35Next at 11 o'clock, a dramatic rescue tonight near Pointwarn, Yemi.
04:38How do you free a 400-pound sea lion from a storm drain?
04:41We'll show you.
04:42Plus, 100 firefighters battled an enormous fire here in the Southland.
04:46I'm Linda Alvarez.
04:46In for Gretchen Carr.
04:47Will there be a final showdown for the presidency?
04:50We'll have the latest in all the news coming up next.
04:52One last roll of the dice, Keith.
05:01If it doesn't work, it's over, I swear.
05:02They got.
05:03I'm pregnant.
05:04Congratulations.
05:04More than they ever expected.
05:06Six babies.
05:07How are we going to do this?
05:08As well as we possibly can.
05:10America celebrated their birth.
05:12It's a miracle.
05:12Based on the real-life story of the Dilley family.
05:15Half a dozen babies, Monday, 8, 7 central on ABC.
05:18One less.
05:19It just needs more power.
05:21No 10.
05:21Oh, God, help me.
05:35Only two new home improvements left, Tuesday on ABC.
05:391977, respected activist and Earth Day speaker Ira Einhorn murdered his girlfriend, Holly Maddox.
05:4618 months later, her body was discovered in his apartment.
05:50Her family fought for 20 years to bring him to justice.
05:54Now, NBC brings you the story of the murder case that shocked the nation.
05:57I don't like you.
05:59Do not play games with me!
06:02Oh, damn it.
06:02That's my daughter.
06:03I don't know what happened to her or where she is.
06:05The Hunt for the Unicorn Killer, next Sunday on NBC.
06:08For most Emmy nominations, you can expect the best new shows from NBC.
06:12The adventure begins.
06:14The adventure begins.
06:15Michael Richards is back in The Michael Richards Show.
06:19David Allen Greer and Delta Burke in DAG.
06:22Katie Seagal in Tucker.
06:24Yasmeen Bleeth in Victoria Principal.
06:26Titans.
06:27Oliver Platt in Deadline.
06:29Steven Weber.
06:30Chris Elliott and Amy Peetz in Cursed.
06:32From the producers of The David Letterman Show, Ed.
06:35The best new shows this fall are on NBC.
06:38Later on The Tonight Show, he takes seats up with replacement Keanu Reeves.
06:49Plus, Wimbledon champ Venus Williams.
06:52And the tunes of Hanson.
06:54Your local news is next.
06:5565 fires in 11 separate states tonight.
06:58Firefighters losing ground against the wall of flame will have the latest.
07:02And it looked like a simple box of Kleenex.
07:04But what was hidden inside left a lot of people surprised and exposed.
07:08The news, Channel 4, next.
07:11One week from Monday, the Mad About You series finale is loaded with surprises.
07:16On Mad About You, their very last show.
07:21You'll laugh and you'll cry.
07:24Their daughters played by Janine Garofalo.
07:27And lots of guest stars drop by.
07:31Stuff even drops out of the sky.
07:34So it'll be fun.
07:36The finale month, the Mad About You.
07:39Series finale one week from Monday.
07:41How safe are you?
07:44CBS Next Sunday.
07:46The world premiere of John of Arc.
07:48CBS Next.
07:49Emily Polifax wanted a little adventure.
07:53I think I would make a good spot.
07:55The CIA made a big mistake.
07:57When did I send America?
07:58Now she's taking on terrorists.
08:01Who is she?
08:02You think Emily's a double agent?
08:03In a wild world premiere movie.
08:05Drop your pants.
08:06Angela Lansbury is the unexpected Mrs. Polifax.
08:10CBS Thursday.
08:12Emily Polifax wanted a little adventure.
08:15I think I would make a good spot.
08:16The CIA made a big mistake.
08:18When did I send America?
08:20Now she's taking on terrorists.
08:22Who is she?
08:23You think Emily's a double agent?
08:25In a wild world premiere movie.
08:27Drop your pants.
08:28Angela Lansbury is the unexpected Mrs. Polifax.
08:31CBS Thursday.
08:33I made this.
08:35One of the biggest movies ever.
08:41We're using our own satellites against us.
08:43Comes to Fox.
08:45We're looking at worldwide destruction in 36 hours.
08:50Will Smith.
08:50I have got to get me one at ease.
08:53Jeff Goldblum.
08:54Bill Pullman.
08:55Vivica A. Fox.
08:56And Randy Quaid.
08:57We've got to stop us.
08:59The network premiere.
09:00Mark alone.
09:00On a special day and time.
09:03Newcomb.
09:04Independence Day.
09:05Next Sunday at 7, 6 central on Fox.
09:09Tastes better.
09:12I made this.
09:14I've been expecting you to show up.
09:22What do you want from me?
09:24Next week on an all new episode of The X-Files.
09:27Do you think of it on the poisons?
09:28Could have been the slightest touch or a handshake.
09:31I've been a legend!
09:33What the hell are they?
09:35It's creating something.
09:37What the hell did they put in, Skinner?
09:39Your friend is already dead.
09:41If you pursue this, they will kill you.
09:43If I die now, I die in vain.
09:45I will stop this!
09:46It's too late, Fox.
10:00A storm is brewing.
10:02And it's bringing something with it.
10:04Something you've never seen before.
10:05Stephen King's Storm of the Century.
10:08February 1999.
10:09Next on Eyewitness News, an alleged kidnapped victim shows up safe and sound.
10:14We'll have the latest.
10:15And some DUI violators could be getting off scot-free.
10:18Eyewitness News at 11 is next.
10:21Made this.
10:21What I'm about to tell you is going to change your life, my life, the life of everybody on this planet.
10:30Next Sunday, on an all new episode of The X-Files.
10:34What have you done with him?
10:35Excuse me.
10:36He's gone.
10:37We've launched our own investigation.
10:38We'll find him.
10:40How did she get here?
10:41Yeah, Liz.
10:43Brought me back here.
10:45Mulder!
10:45Something else is going on here.
10:48Am I the only one who thinks that?
10:52I abducted him.
10:54Oh, my God.
10:56I'm late, Danny.
10:57With seven blues to go.
10:59Who was it that went on?
11:00I don't want to talk about it.
11:01Things are getting personal.
11:03Do you think you could fall in love with her?
11:04All new NYPD Blue, ABC Tuesday.
11:06This guy's copycatting.
11:08Two experts in crime know the only way to catch a killer is to become the bait.
11:13Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
11:15Sigourney Weaver.
11:17Holly Hunter.
11:18Derp of Moroni.
11:19What do you say, man?
11:21You have love.
11:23Copycat, ABC Saturday at 9, 8 central.
11:25Viewer discretion advised.
11:27Gold records.
11:28A hit TV show.
11:29A blockbuster movie.
11:30What could be cooler?
11:32Starring with Diana Ross in an ABC premiere movie event.
11:35I trusted you when you lied to me.
11:36About discovering who you really are.
11:39It's been very painful for me, too.
11:40Painful?
11:41You don't have any idea.
11:42Diana Ross.
11:43Brandy, double platinum.
11:45Sunday, May 16th on ABC.
11:47Next at 11, breaking news.
11:49Several children are hospitalized following an explosion in Compton.
11:52A magician pulls off a stunt even the great Harry Houdini was never able to accomplish.
11:56And some of the top divas in the movie.
12:05I think the reason I'm fascinating is because I am so average.
12:09After an incredible year, Ellen DeGeneres is making history a gem.
12:13You said that Ann will carry the baby.
12:15Why not you?
12:15She's just one of the year's most intriguing people you'll meet.
12:18Plus, find out who's the most fascinating.
12:20Barbara Walters presents the 10 most fascinating people of 97.
12:24ABC Tuesday.
12:26You're at ABC.
12:31Sunday, ABC brings Mortal Kombat home to you.
12:34Action never looked so damn good.
12:38Street Fighter, ABC Sunday.
12:39Parental discretion advised.
12:40Next at 11, a Southland family prays for a miracle.
12:45And how relatives can see a new arrival immediately, even if it's miles away.
12:49It's next at 11.
12:56Later on the Tonight Show, Jay debates Norm's Norm.
13:00Norm McDonald.
13:01Plus, gold medal wrestler Rulon Gardner.
13:03And the tunes of Spinal Tap.
13:06You're welcome to this.
13:07I think our Southland drizzles bad.
13:09Don't tell that to the people sleeping in their cars in Miami.
13:12Water everywhere.
13:13No end in sight.
13:14And you just watch the West Wing.
13:16Now find out what some real Washington insiders think about it.
13:19Coming up next, Channel 4 News at 11.
13:24Don't move.
13:25Martial law is coming up next.
13:27Tuesday.
13:28It's a grandmother versus foster parents.
13:30Eric calls me mom.
13:32He doesn't care what color my skin is.
13:34In a heated adoption case.
13:35Somebody's always trying to make race an issue.
13:37That white couple can't begin to understand what it means to have black skin in this country.
13:41Amy Brenneman and Tyne Daly in the number one new drama.
13:45Judging Amy, CBS Tuesday.
13:54Tonight, stay up late for a spooky Saturday Night Live Halloween special.
13:59All your favorite guys and ghouls will be there.
14:03Your local news is next.
14:04Coming up, concerns about a potentially deadly disease leads to a plan to start killing squirrels and a dinosaur skull 50 million years old.
14:13Why it's causing controversy tonight.
14:15The Channel 4 News is next.
14:16Starting Tuesday, we've got six new blues.
14:28So provocative.
14:30You could work for Hugh Hefner in a position of your own choice.
14:32We can't show you.
14:34Add on to NYPD Blue, ABC Tuesday.
14:37Thursday, Hollywood's biggest and brightest stars come out to salute one man.
14:41Dustin, Dustin, Dustin, Dustin, Dustin, Dustin.
14:43The one, the only, the incredible Dustin Hoffman.
14:46He has very beautiful legs.
14:48Don't miss a lot of surprises.
14:50It touched my heart.
14:51The American Film Institute salute to Dustin Hoffman.
14:54Thursday on ABC.
14:55Next, here at 11, local fishermen shoot dramatic footage of a shark attacking their catch.
15:02And we'll attend the premiere of the new comedy film, Election, next.
15:06He was a great teacher.
15:11He taught me to love the law.
15:13Does that seem like the kind of guy about to throw himself off a building to you?
15:16At the center of a mystery.
15:18Is there no one in the venerable law firm of Lyon, La Crosse, and Levine familiar with obstruction of justice?
15:23There's a new man in power.
15:25With a setup.
15:26So what?
15:26Get out of here.
15:27Where do you still have his hands?
15:28And he's about to change the rules.
15:30What are you afraid of?
15:32Nothing.
15:32Rob Lowe.
15:33I accept the position.
15:34He's in the lion's den.
15:35This Sunday, 10, 9 central on NBC.
15:39Now.
15:46Later, on The Tonight Show,
15:48Jay Uncaged is the lion's den.
15:52Rob Lowe.
15:53Plus tunes from Michelle Branch.
15:55And a battle of the Jaywalk All-Stars.
15:58Your local news is now.
15:59Here on the local college campus,
16:01more than a dozen robberies and assaults.
16:03Students want more protection.
16:04We're live with the laid out.
16:05And a Bucks County couple busted after police find hundreds of pot plants in a huge indoor drug rowing operation.
16:12Showers and thunderstorms are moving through the Ohio Valley.
16:15We'll tell you if and when they'll be affecting our weather.
16:17Plus, a more significant storm later in the weekend.
16:20The details next.
16:21They say that next to divorce, moving is one of the most stressful things you can do.
16:35Well, that applies to moving time slots as well.
16:38After tonight's episode, we're moving to a new home.
16:40Starting January 24th, once and again, we'll be seen on Monday nights, 10 p.m., 9 central.
16:45Until then, all of us here wish you and your family a healthy and happy new year.
16:49Next, here at 11, breaking news at this hour.
16:54People are evacuating their homes in the La Cañada, Flintridge area where a wildfire is burning out of control.
16:59We are live at the scene.
17:00Next.
17:01Come.
17:18Hey.
17:26How many is that?
17:28One.
17:31Nineteen more?
17:33And you owe me ten bucks.
17:44Well, I think I'm going to go jump in the shower.
17:52Well, I think I'm going to go jump in the shower.
17:59Wow, didn't call that.
18:01We're so proud of the Emmy Award winning Malcolm in the Middle.
18:11This November, we're running original episodes twice a week.
18:15Fox tomorrow, you're invited to a party.
18:18I'll take you and you.
18:20Isn't this kind of degrading?
18:21Okay, not you.
18:22Be there for the social event of the year.
18:26No sticking gum under the table and no eating gum already stuck under the table.
18:30An all-new Malcolm in the Middle at 8, 7 Central.
18:33Followed by John Goodman in Normal, Ohio.
18:35Tomorrow on Fox.
18:38After weeks of big city rudeness.
18:40I'm Jim Gaffigan.
18:41Right.
18:42Wow.
18:42One Midwesterner is fighting back.
18:44Okay, that's it.
18:45Everybody out.
18:46An all-new Welcome to New York Wednesday.
18:48Take a look behind the scenes of the trial of the century.
18:51I just want a clean record.
18:52You should have kept Furman off the stand.
18:53The players.
18:54The district attorney is acting in bad faith.
18:56Shut up, Shaq.
18:57The strategy.
18:58Did you plant the glove?
19:00That's the question to ask him.
19:01The miniseries O.J. doesn't want you to see.
19:04That's the thing to me.
19:05American Tragedy, CBS Wednesday.
19:09Tonight, get set for some late show laughs
19:11when Dave goes one-on-one with big-time movie star Bruce Willis
19:15plus Charles Barkley.
19:16But first, your local news.
19:18I'm Gretchen Carr.
19:19Next at 11, breaking news at LAX tonight
19:21as a jet makes an emergency landing where they're live.
19:24Plus, outrageous 911 calls.
19:27Amusing to hear, but are they putting you in danger?
19:30Details in tonight's special assignment.
19:32I'm Jonathan Elias.
19:32The secrets of this season's Judging Amy.
19:34We go behind the scenes for you.
19:36It's all coming up next.
19:39Dad, I've got to hand it to you.
19:40Church wasn't too lame tonight.
19:43We get ten fire companies to come to the church.
19:46I capture two escaped convicts.
19:48And all you can say is, wasn't too lame?
19:51All right, it was pretty cool.
19:54Thanks.
19:56Want to give me a hug?
19:57No.
20:08I made this.
20:10Next Sunday on The X-Files.
20:18What did you find?
20:19Possibly everything.
20:21Maybe his background.
20:22Who he is.
20:23And who he wants to be.
20:24He's the most dangerous man alive.
20:26Not so much because he believes in his actions,
20:28but because he believes these actions are all which life allows him.
20:31And yet, the only person that can never escape him is himself.
20:36A supermodel was his first victim.
20:38Find her killer before he kills again.
20:40An undercover cop could be his next.
20:42An all-new New York Undercover, Thursday at 9, 8 central.
20:45The footage you're about to see was captured by an amateur photographer.
20:49These startling images show an asteroid streaking through the Earth's atmosphere.
20:53They say a much larger one might hit us in 30 years.
20:56But tomorrow, you're going to get a little preview.
21:01The inevitable is here.
21:03Don't miss Asteroid.
21:04Just stay in the basement.
21:06The entire miniseries on one night.
21:08My God.
21:09Asteroid.
21:11Tomorrow on NBC.
21:13It's good to be prepared.
21:16Something that you would like to tell us?
21:20Oh.
21:21I mean a tutu.
21:22Lily made me play ballerina with her.
21:27Hey, Brendan.
21:31Hello, Brendan.
21:32It's your turn to be the sugarplum fairy.
21:41You know, maybe it's time Frank take all the guys in the house out for a little fishing trip.
21:47Nice.
21:48Jack, can you buy me lights?
21:53Sure.
21:54All you?
21:57Does it feel like knives in your throat every time you swallow?
22:00I don't know.
22:01I haven't swallowed all day.
22:02Sounds like you've got what I had.
22:04I don't think I'll ever get off this couch.
22:07Don't worry.
22:07I've sent something over that'll have you on your feet in no time.
22:11Hello, Clark Puckle.
22:13I am here to help you get better.
22:15All better.
22:21Must See TV Records presents Alan Thicke's greatest songwriting hits.
22:30Remember these classics?
22:31Well, you take the good, you take the bad.
22:33You take them all from there, you have the facts.
22:35Thank you, everybody.
22:36The facts are like...
22:37Here's another one of my favorite things.
22:39It's strong, smooth, the world.
22:40Plus, you get these original hits.
22:41Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
22:43The Joker's Wild, the original Wheel of Fortune theme, and Hope and Gloria's own theme to the Dennis Dupree Show, and many more.
22:50LPs in eight tracks only.
22:51Act now and receive this fabulous Ginsburg knife absolutely free.
22:54And watch me on Hope and Gloria Sundays.
22:56No, Beth, it's been like 15 minutes.
23:07Yeah, but...
23:08Yeah, but...
23:09Every eight minutes is what they told me.
23:12It's just very dark down here, and I don't even think there's anybody left.
23:16Guys?
23:16Guys?
23:16Hang on.
23:22Beth?
23:37Okay.
23:38Just hang, if you're there.
23:44No!
23:44Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling, toss salads and scrambled eggs.
24:07Oh, my.
24:09And maybe I seem a bit confused.
24:12Well, maybe.
24:13But I got you pegged.
24:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:17But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
24:22They're calling again.
24:25Frazier has left the building.
24:28Banner.
24:29Can George prove that is real?
24:30A Mexican was driving around with a bag full of presents.
24:32He'd get pulled over every two seconds.
24:34George Lopez.
24:34Then can McKellie's help Tom find the holiday spirit?
24:36No.
24:37I'm good.
24:37Married to the Kellys.
24:39And Faith directs the kids' holiday play.
24:41Watch and repeat.
24:43No!
24:44Hope and Faith.
24:45Plus, it's a wonderful life with Bonnie.
24:47But how would life be without Bonnie?
24:49Who are you?
24:50I want to wake up next.
24:51It's a wonderful TGIF all-new starting 8, 7 Central, ABC Friday.
24:55Stars in Truman Capote's A Christmas Memory.
24:58CBS Next.
24:59It's the Christmas countdown.
25:01Let the holiday cheer begin.
25:02Meet Sybil's little helper.
25:04I can shop on a budget.
25:05Loose, sweetie.
25:07Then, after Sybil, will George and Leo's kids tie the knot or cut it loose?
25:12Do we really need some piece of paper?
25:14Yes, yes, yes you do.
25:15George and Leo, after Sybil, CBS Monday.
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