00:01Yes, yes, come in, come in, come in. Have a seat anywhere.
00:05This is the one room in the country where we cannot be recorded.
00:09Can I take this mask off now?
00:11Do you know Avon Hertz?
00:15Avon Hertz. Yes, THE Avon Hertz.
00:19Don't act all weird. I'm just a normal genius.
00:23I do very normal things like kite surf with presidents and date B-list actresses.
00:28I bleed real tears. This is real hair.
00:31I program and I have actual emotions.
00:35I'm sort of like one of those things that is good at lots of things.
00:41Why isn't this person talking?
00:43Just, uh, don't worry about it.
00:45Mr. Hertz took his first company public when he was 22 years old.
00:48Uh, 21 and three quarters.
00:51I was worth a billion five by the time I was 25.
00:54I'm trying to save the world for fuck's sake, man. If it'll let me.
00:58Avon was helping the IAA. The government.
01:01Helping the government. I was trying to be the government.
01:04My work with artificial intelligence.
01:07Thinking only better.
01:10That's my slogan, by the way.
01:12I was trying to guide the government through a security and ethics nightmare it had stumbled into.
01:18When whoosh, I'm told, no thanks. It's a fucking joke, but I'm not laughing.
01:24Uh, Avon is worried that someone's trying to start a war.
01:27I'm not worried about it. I'm certain of it.
01:30The only problem is, I just don't know who exactly.
01:33And worse, Clifford doesn't know who.
01:36Clifford, that's his supercomputer.
01:38Uh, it's a neural network of supercomputers.
01:42Clifford is a problem-solving facility.
01:45Say hello, Clifford.
01:48You're embarrassing me, Avon. I'm blushing.
01:51Give Clifford data and no more problem.
01:54Clifford was onto something, but now the data is gone.
01:57Gone?
01:58It has to be the Russians.
02:01Or the North Koreans.
02:03Or the Iranians.
02:05Or the Chinese using a proxy agent.
02:09The fact is, if we cannot figure out who is behind these data breaches, then Clifford is useless.
02:15If we can get paid, of course we can help.
02:17There are three data thefts I need you to un-breach, re-breach, broach.
02:23I'm a natural communicator. I'm a...
02:26Hey, you're getting off topic.
02:27No, this is the topic.
02:29How I've been treated.
02:31How I've been mistreated.
02:33It's an American tragedy.
02:35Kill the clever genius so that numbskulls could take cheap bribes.
02:39Yeah, I'll pay. I'll pay whatever it takes.
02:41We'll, uh, need serious cash. Six figures minimum.
02:45No problem.
02:46My share price is through the roof.
02:48Look.
02:49Three problems.
02:51Three easy enough solutions.
02:54Could you stop talking like you're giving a...
02:56Keynote speech, please?
02:58Do I do that?
02:59Yes!
03:00Three data thefts.
03:02Two hundred and fifty trillion data points in enemy hands.
03:06Three simple solutions.
03:08One.
03:09Data courier.
03:10Murdered on the streets of Los Santos.
03:12Bodies at the morgue.
03:14Ah, the morgue.
03:15You'll have to steal an ambulance to get in there.
03:17Old fashioned.
03:18Analog.
03:19I love it.
03:20Retro.
03:21Problem two.
03:22Four of these vans are beaming vast amounts of previously secure military data.
03:28You'll need cars to track them down.
03:30I have a sort of friend who has some cars you can borrow here.
03:34Okay.
03:35That sounds easy enough.
03:36What's a third?
03:37The big new server farm in Palomino has been compromised.
03:40I'm certain of it.
03:41No one believed me, and I have no idea how to prove it.
03:44But if someone could get inside...
03:46Oh, just give me a minute.
03:48I know these, uh, stealth helicopters...
03:51These things.
03:52Huh?
03:53Now, uh, Avon, these all do seem a bit random.
03:57Of course they seem random, because you are not a supercomputer.
04:01Clifford will solve it for us.
04:03Just give us more data about the data so we can data it.
04:07All right, well, um, get to work and good luck.
04:10Pleasure to meet you.
04:12You look nice in that shirt, Avon.
04:14I like your hair.
04:16Progkillclifford.exe.
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