New Nightclub - Grand Theft Auto Online: After Hours - video Dailymotion

Shaher Mia

Meeting Gay Tony, English Dave, Lazlow Jones, & Solomun!

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00:00This is meant to be a live event, people! We need lights!

00:03Where's the light man?

00:04Brian! Give me a fucking spotlight!

00:08Alright, let's run through this.

00:10Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness live television entertainment in front of your very eyes.

00:17This is Famer Shame Live with your host, Laszlo!

00:22He does that, and then...

00:25Shits! Ow!

00:26And then I run on, and everybody claps, and then I go,

00:28it's time to introduce the guests, and then...

00:31Where's my assistant with the list of guests?

00:33Hello?

00:34If you pull that pregnancy pity party on me one more time, I will lose my cool, okay?

00:39Tony, your friend's here.

00:42Alright, thank God. Brilliant, that's a wrap. Piss off, Laszlo.

00:45What?

00:46This is a nightclub. This live version of an awful TV show is not happening.

00:50But Tony...

00:51Oh, but Tony, please, nothing!

00:54We have a new landlord. We're going back to what we do best,

00:56playing loud music, encouraging awful behavior,

01:00dancing until dawn,

01:01and having personal crises like good, God-fearing idiots!

01:06Tony, please, I'm desperate.

01:08Listen, I love narcissism.

01:10I built a career on narcissism.

01:13I stare into the mirror and beat off like a real man.

01:17I pose.

01:18I preen.

01:19But there's a limit here.

01:21I cannot, I will not, sit here and watch it.

01:25We need kids, young people, midlife crisis divorcees,

01:29whoever's going to bring the party.

01:30And we need them wasted, and we need them dancing!

01:34Not...

01:34taking selfies with some fuckwits!

01:38Yes, I ran the fucking 1980s.

01:41I was the 1990s.

01:44And I'm back.

01:47Okay?

01:49Get me a DJ!

01:51But Tony, I'm the DJ.

01:54I'm the DJ.

01:55You don't fuck a DJ.

01:56You're a dick.

01:57A dick?

01:58But Tony, I got you a bunch of celebs.

01:59I'm gay Tony.

02:01The gay Tony.

02:02I'm the celebrity here.

02:04Me and him.

02:05But if you want to bring some famous people into the club,

02:09we will host them gracefully.

02:11Because I am favor and grace, and I am back.

02:14I got an investor.

02:15We're running shit again.

02:17I need a DJ.

02:18I've been high since 2010.

02:20What do these kids need nowadays?

02:22I'm having a breakdown.

02:24I'm too old.

02:25Me too.

02:26Tony, can we hug?

02:29Yeah, yeah.

02:30Please.

02:30You shouted at me a lot.

02:31All right, all right, all right.

02:32And Tony, I don't think you can say gay Tony anymore.

02:35It's not PC.

02:35The internet will go crazy.

02:37Okay, I'll bear that in mind.

02:38All right, all right.

02:39Find me English Dave.

02:40English Dave?

02:41He's a DJ to Booker.

02:42He's in the book.

02:43All right, come on, boss.

02:44Let me show you around.

02:45All right, listen, big guy.

02:46Work your list of famous people.

02:47We're opening very soon.

02:49Okay, you got it.

02:52All right.

02:53I am going to fix this place up for you.

02:55You can do whatever you want down here.

02:57Literally, whatever you want.

03:00That's a gorgeous space.

03:02Plenty of room.

03:03Lots of storage.

03:05You can set up a hub for your other businesses, maybe.

03:08I don't know.

03:08I'm just saying, whatever you need.

03:10I know nothing.

03:11I mean, I know everything, but make your way through there.

03:15You got a computer in there.

03:16You can bring another staff down here, your whole entourage, whatever you need.

03:20You sure know how to set that up.

03:22And upstairs, upstairs is another office with a computer on the same network.

03:27You can run the club businesses out of that.

03:29And the interior team ready to move in.

03:32Oh, and the name, the palace.

03:36Let's go.

03:40Amigo!

03:42Que pasa!

03:43Hello, Dave.

03:44Hello, Dave.

03:45It's my new investor, English Dave.

03:47Ah, safe, skin, respect.

03:50So how you been, Tone?

03:51Long time, no pow-wow!

03:53He's a guy, Dave, and cursing fate.

03:55And you?

03:56Ah, never better, old son.

03:57Never better.

03:58One love.

03:59Nice bag.

04:00Ah, no, thanks.

04:01Ah, suit yourself.

04:02What can I do you for?

04:05We're reopening as a nightclub.

04:07Ah-ha!

04:08A proper underground dance music paradise.

04:11And what kind of crowd do you want in this, uh, paradise?

04:14Ah, don't be judgmental, Dave.

04:16We're gonna make this place amazing.

04:17I need people, you know, who know music.

04:20Club music.

04:22What you need, old son, is a European.

04:24Someone with savoir-faire.

04:26Someone who can bring in the business.

04:30Let me see.

04:31Ah, no, not him.

04:34Not her.

04:36To open this dump, bring in a good crowd, Solomon.

04:41It's the proper shit.

04:44Great music, great crowd, and no cheese.

04:47Hmm, how much?

04:48Let me see what I can do.

04:50Daniel, his manager, owes me a favor.

04:53I've got a few other DJ ideas as well.

04:56One love.

04:58Well, you've got to get to work.

04:58I'll stay here and oversee the improvements.

05:02You've got us a staff and a sound system.

05:04Do you know a ritual sacrifice?

05:06Festival out in the desert?

05:07Gotta borrow some things from their socialist utopia.

05:10And staff, I've arranged to poach a few.

05:13It's all on the office computer.

05:14All right, all right, all right, lift it up.

05:20A little bit, a little bit, yeah.

05:21Oh, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.

05:22All right, come here, look at this.

05:23I love it.

05:24The palace.

05:25What do you think?

05:26I think it's 100.

05:27Oh, what the fuck is wrong with you?

05:31I'm seeing tracers.

05:33I am the opening DJ.

05:35Get the crowd bumping.

05:37Get the millennials boys with the wooka, wooka, wooka, wooka.

05:39Go away.

05:40What?

05:41Go get me some celebrities for opening night.

05:43Put them up in the VIP lounge if you have to,

05:45but you will not be DJing.

05:47My glow stick.

05:48Oh, now, let me show you what we got ready for you.

05:52Come downstairs.

05:54Now, remember, I do not nor want to know what's going on down there.

05:58I will plead absolute stupidity.

06:01But if you need my help, anytime, count on me.

06:06Now, this place is fully operational, huh?

06:09I don't do the tax returns.

06:11I don't deal with whatever goes on down here.

06:13Now, I'm just a club manager,

06:14but if you happen to, say, fill it with some, uh, various products of your illicit businesses,

06:19I could probably help you sell them.

06:21All right.

06:22Now, everything else is on the computer over there and in the office.

06:25Shall we head upstairs?

06:26Here's our private office.

06:30The computer where you'll run things.

06:32My desk is over here.

06:34Hear no evil, see no evil.

06:36Good.

06:37All right.

06:37Let's go get a quick drinky at the bar.

06:40Brave.

06:42Brave, mate.

06:43Think of nothing.

06:47Absolutely nothing.

06:50And brave.

06:52Ain't it amazing?

06:56Oh, hello, Tone.

06:57Sniff.

06:58Ah, no thanks.

06:59Hey, baby, four shots.

07:00Good news.

07:01The big European is on the wing.

07:03Private, of course.

07:05Spared no expense as you're paying.

07:07Well, it was a cheap plane, but whatever.

07:09Should we go and pick him up?

07:10And when you get back, we shall have ourselves a little partay.

07:13Yeah.

07:13Here's to the palace.

07:15Woo!

07:16Yeah!

07:17Yeah!

07:21We'll see you shortly.

07:23You all right, lads?

07:24A little fucked up.

07:25All right, follow me.

07:29Right this way.

07:31Okay, make way for talent.

07:33Celebrity a-walking.

07:35Hey.

07:36Mind how you go, Twinkle Toes.

07:38Just down here.

07:40Here we go.

07:41Watch out, old bean.

07:43Solomon, baby.

07:45Come here.

07:46Yeah, sorry my flight was delayed.

07:49He's a little shaky, but he's gonna be all right.

07:52I'm sorry I never met you, but I'm a massive fan.

07:55Massive fan.

07:55Me too.

07:56Solomon, VK, Acton.

07:59Yo, I've got some serious ED.

08:01Oh, I'm sure you do.

08:03No, no, no.

08:03EDM, EDM.

08:04I made a whole USB of tracks that I produced.

08:07This is Laszlo.

08:08High 10.

08:09Too slow.

08:10Wait, come on.

08:11Shall we?

08:12I'm a DJ too.

08:13I spend a lot of birthday parties for kids to make extra money.

08:17Because I can't always pay my rent.

08:18Because I live in a mansion.

08:20I'm a baller.

08:21I'm not desperate.

08:22I'm a celebrity.

08:24People love me.

08:25Come on.

08:26I love big pretzels like you people.

08:29Ah, here it is.

08:30We've done it.

08:31The party.

08:32We got the fucking party.

08:33We are the fucking party.

08:35Excuse me.

08:37Have a good time.

08:38Enjoy yourself.

08:39You deserve it.

08:39And downstairs, fully operational.

08:42Whatever you wanted.

08:43Tony!

08:44Hey, baby!

08:46That's nice dress.

08:47The timeless glass of latex.

08:49Let's go!

08:50Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

09:06Jesus.

09:08Tonight, at the opening of the palace!

09:12Yes, yes, yeah, Los Santos has finally figured out how to party again.

09:19You're going to join me, DJ Laszlo, in welcoming my very best friend.

09:25I discovered him in Ibiza, which is in the Netherlands.

09:29The set was amazing.

09:30He is starting his first ever residency in the United States, in this club.

09:36All right?

09:37Please, all of you, give it up for the one, the only, Solomon!

09:44Yeah, this guy.

09:50Let me know if you want me to emcee.

09:51Oh, let me think about it.

09:52Okay, great.

09:54He wants me to beatbox.

09:55I'm going to fucking get laid.

09:57I'm going to be down here with the chicks fucking grinding, bro.

10:02Molly, bro.

10:03Molly!

10:04Molly!

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