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Meeting Miguel Madrazo, Patricia Madrazo, Jackie, Kaylee, & Pavel!

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00:00Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
00:06Oh, it's okay. It's okay. They're with me.
00:09Thanks for coming. Welcome.
00:11Miguel, what do you want? Tequila? Champagne? Water? Gum? Anything?
00:15Just help yourself, okay? The minimum spendier is insane.
00:18The cool kids really make you pay for the real estate.
00:21Oh, uh, this is my lovely mother.
00:23You're going to help my boy, right?
00:25That's Jackie.
00:27Hi, sweetie. I'm Jackie. Real estate.
00:29This beautiful piece is Kaylee. She's got more fucking followers than the Pope.
00:33What's up? They were at ULSA together.
00:36Cost us a fortune getting them in there.
00:38Oh, my God, Patricia. You remember that?
00:41That whole shit show with the dean? I mean, wow.
00:44Are you okay, honey?
00:46Oh, I'm good.
00:47So, uh, I don't know how well you know my father, but he's old school.
00:51I'm the now guy. I'm the fucking ideas guy.
00:54Diversify the brand, right? Merch?
00:56The full 360 24-7. I have got big fucking plans.
01:02Right, Mom?
01:03Right, sweetie.
01:05Madraso 2.0, bro.
01:08But, um, I've also got a big fucking problem right now.
01:12Oh, uh, not her.
01:15This guy.
01:16One Strickler.
01:17They call him El Rubio, the blonde Colombian, one of our main suppliers.
01:21But somehow, this fucker's managed to get hold of, like, decades' worth of intel on my family.
01:26I mean, every business cuts corners, right?
01:28But you take some of that shit out of context, and the optics can look bad.
01:32Anyway, he's threatening to leak it all to the DEA if we don't renegotiate our prices.
01:37Basically, he's trying to play me for a fucking fool.
01:40Mom, just chill.
01:41I don't know what I'll do if anything happens to him.
01:45Best in the round, Jackie.
01:46Yeah, keep it coming, baby.
01:48Six-figure check, everyone.
01:49Let's make it happen.
01:51Let's make it happen.
01:53So, yeah, there's no way I'm gonna let that piece of shit bring down my family, make me look weak in front of my father.
01:59I need to get my hands on those files by any means necessary.
02:03So, I'm just gonna lay it all out there for you.
02:05Strickler's got this private island off the Caribbean coast of Columbia, grows a bunch of coke and weed down there,
02:10has got himself some big compound, lots of guards, high-tech security, the whole works.
02:15I need someone to rob it.
02:17Is that something you think you could do?
02:19We're talking a very big payday here.
02:21Good, good, yes, excellent.
02:24I hear you've got quite the resume.
02:25And that's very important.
02:27I need a fucking A-team on this.
02:30This place is fucking metal!
02:32Hang on, one sec.
02:34David!
02:34Where's Pops? I thought he was with you.
02:36I can't get him out of the bloody box.
02:38Sweat it off his chops.
02:39Double-drop like a trooper.
02:41Okay, I didn't understand a word of that.
02:43Dave, come here a second.
02:45Jezza!
02:46When are we gonna see you throw some shapes?
02:49Best tunes in LS right now, mate.
02:51Oh, proper mullard.
02:53This is the one I was telling you about?
02:56Ah, yeah, we know each other.
02:58You all right?
02:59We're talking about the island?
03:00Oh, yeah?
03:01Yeah, I've been over there like four times now.
03:04Massive vibes, a proper match-up.
03:06Yeah, the thing about El Rubio is he likes a certain lifestyle.
03:09Oh, yeah.
03:10The blonde man loves to go large.
03:12No expense spared.
03:13The hottest girls, the biggest names,
03:15I'm his go-to.
03:16Dave the Rave, the dream maker.
03:19He loves me.
03:21Fucking nutter.
03:22I mean, I've seen him three days in,
03:24gurning like a trout,
03:25bottle of bubbly in one hand,
03:27AK in the other,
03:28chasing some fucking supermodel
03:30down the beach on a panther, mate.
03:33Crazy seas.
03:34Right up my alley.
03:36Blowback.
03:37No.
03:38Well, anyway,
03:41that's got me nice and fuzzy.
03:43Reckon I'm gonna head back out there
03:44and get involved.
03:46Let's have it, Mrs. M.
03:50Okay, let's circle back,
03:53talk outlay logistics.
03:54First and fucking foremost,
03:56you're obviously going to need a submarine.
04:00That's right, bear with me.
04:01I know I think fucking fast.
04:03We are going deep on this one.
04:05Literally,
04:05the silent fucking menace.
04:07So, there's this old Russian sub for sale.
04:10Just been upgraded to the latest spec.
04:126G, state-of-the-art shit,
04:14operated by this guy called Pavel,
04:16who's been doing a few drops for us recently.
04:18He knows all about the job.
04:20He'll be running tech for you guys on the sub.
04:22We need to go full counter espionage
04:24on this motherfucker.
04:25Do you feel me?
04:26Okay, good, good, yes.
04:30Make this happen.
04:31You will be very, very well looked after, my friend.
04:35Cheers.
04:38Such a boy.
04:39Mom, take it easy.
04:40Fucking hydrate.
04:43I'm wet.
04:44Don't touch anything.
04:58Come through here.
04:59Mind your head.
05:05Ah, Capitan.
05:07I have been expecting you.
05:09Come, welcome aboard.
05:10She is beautiful, yes?
05:12The jewel of late Soviet-era naval engineering
05:15with state-of-the-art systems and upgrades.
05:18Yes.
05:19Ah.
05:20Converted to be fully operational
05:21by skeleton crew.
05:23Au revoir.
05:24Allow me to introduce myself.
05:26I am Pavel,
05:27helmsman for class,
05:28also chief engineer,
05:30gunner,
05:31radar technician,
05:32and cook.
05:32Huh?
05:33You join me for red caviar later.
05:35Twenty years old,
05:36but tastes like it was canned yesterday.
05:39Ah, don't worry.
05:40We have not taken a leak.
05:42No, this is Moon Pool.
05:44Allows for storage
05:44and launch of secondary craft,
05:46subversibles,
05:47so on.
05:47But we are getting ahead of ourselves, huh?
05:49Cap, double time.
05:51Uh, no.
05:52Your friend,
05:53Mini Madrazo,
05:53gets in touch with me just in time.
05:55I was about to get involved
05:56in some serious geopolitical bullshit,
05:58but who wants to get stuck
05:59on the bottom of the ocean
06:00with three IA agents
06:02and angry blogger?
06:04Before that,
06:05it was on Brazil-West Africa route,
06:07and now that was easy money.
06:09Don't touch this.
06:10Before that,
06:11I fake sailing accident
06:12for Liberty State Governor.
06:14Not so easy.
06:15Don't touch this either.
06:16Before that,
06:17North Pole.
06:19Touch this,
06:20and we all die.
06:21Before that,
06:22I forget.
06:23the 90s in Russia
06:25were a hell of a drug,
06:27huh?
06:28These you can touch.
06:29Now,
06:30the Caribbean,
06:31huh?
06:32Mini Madrazo
06:33explained me the details.
06:34This is quite the plan
06:36you have hatched,
06:36huh?
06:37I should let you know
06:38these will not be
06:39the first sensitive documents
06:40I have with radio.
06:42But Mini Madrazo
06:43pays better
06:43than the Canadian government.
06:45I think, yeah.
06:47This man you are robbing?
06:48One Strickler?
06:48El Rubio?
06:49Cartel boss,
06:51cocaine manufacturer,
06:52all around bad guy.
06:54His little island
06:55is better fortified
06:56than many countries.
06:57Fortified compound,
06:59barracks,
06:59airfields,
07:00sea defenses,
07:01air defenses.
07:02The documents
07:02will be behind it all,
07:04hidden away.
07:05You will have to plan.
07:06You will have to research.
07:08There are many ways
07:09to thread a needle
07:10in a haystack,
07:11huh, my friend?
07:12This why you need me.
07:15Huh?
07:15You want to know
07:16what the element
07:16of surprise looks like,
07:17my friend?
07:18You are standing in it,
07:20huh?
07:21You have never had
07:22a base of operations
07:23like this before,
07:24I think, huh?
07:25Periscope.
07:26There.
07:27Helm.
07:28Here.
07:31Torpedoes.
07:34Huh?
07:35And Navy White.
07:36This I not show you.
07:38And room for upgrades.
07:40Sonar,
07:40guided missiles,
07:41because you paid for them.
07:43Huh?
07:43Any questions?
07:45First order of business,
07:48you must get onto the island
07:49and take a look around.
07:50There is executive private party
07:52and you are the entertainer.
07:54Or with the entertainment,
07:56you are the DJ's tour manager.
08:01Hm.
08:01I have a seersome.
08:03Yes,
08:04it is, uh,
08:05kind music.
08:06Adam Port,
08:07Rampa,
08:08and,
08:08and me,
08:09and you.
08:10You are number four.
08:12You will meet at executive airport,
08:13and off you fly.
08:16I will be lurking in the deep,
08:19like post-Soviet Kraken,
08:21telling you what to do on the radio.
08:23Now,
08:23whenever you are ready,
08:24the bridge is yours,
08:25Capitan.
08:27Just press go.
08:27I will be lurking in the deep,
08:29and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:30and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:31and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:32and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:33and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:33and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:34and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:34and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:35and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:36and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:36and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:37and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:37and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:38and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:39and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:40and I will be lurking in the deep,
08:41and I will be lurking in the deep,
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