00:00Everybody stay calm!
00:01What's the procedure, everyone?
00:02What's the procedure?
00:03Stay f***ing calm!
00:04Drake finally confirms he has a son,
00:07disses Pusha T and Kanye West again,
00:09and reveals he was hooking up with The Weeknd's girlfriend,
00:12all on his new album.
00:15Hey guys, it's Ali with your most necessary story of the day,
00:18and before we talk about Champagne Poppy admitting he's a real-life poppy,
00:22we need to talk about all the subtle disses and shade
00:25sprinkled throughout his new album, Scorpion.
00:27On the first track, Survival,
00:29Drake raps about his past feuds.
00:31I've had real Philly try to write my end in,
00:33I've had scuffles with bad boys that wasn't pretended.
00:36Meek Mill is, of course, from Philly,
00:38and the bad boy reference is clearly about Diddy,
00:41who reportedly punched Drake for stealing the 0-100 beat.
00:45But alright, recall Kanye dissed Drake on No Mistake,
00:48saying,
00:48Too close to snipe you, truth told I like you.
00:51Too bold to type you, too rich to fight you.
00:53Calm down, you light skin.
00:55Well, Drizzy also references this on 8 Out of 10,
00:58saying,
00:58Too rich for who?
00:59Y'all just got rich again.
01:01Who grips the mic and likes to kill they friends?
01:03But okay, where's the push-a-tee response, Drake?
01:06While Drizzy isn't calling him out by name,
01:09he does respond to the story of Adonis several times,
01:12and reveals why he didn't release his, quote,
01:14career-ending diss track, saying,
01:16I've seen this movie a hundred times,
01:18I know where it's headed,
01:19realize someone gotta die when no one will debt it,
01:22gambling with their life for some content,
01:24that's the type of lottery that could get your top picked.
01:27On to the ladies.
01:28For some reason,
01:29fans think Drake is talking about Rihanna on the song Finesse.
01:33What?
01:33Yeah, I'm almost 100% sure Drake is talking about Bella Hadid when he says,
01:39Want my baby to have your eyes?
01:40I'm going against my own advice.
01:42Should I do New York?
01:43I can't decide.
01:44Fashion week is more your thing than mine.
01:47Drake makes it more obvious later,
01:49referencing her sister Gigi,
01:51saying,
01:51You stay on my mind.
01:52You and your sister too hot to handle.
01:54Even more proof, sort of,
01:57Drake fans are joking about the fact
01:58he's using unreleased Michael Jackson vocals
02:01instead of featuring The Weeknd,
02:03because he's probably salty AF he dated Bella.
02:06And of course,
02:07a lot of people think The Weeknd sounds similar to MJ,
02:10because he kinda does.
02:12On to Drake's Nino,
02:13Aubrey finally admits he has a son.
02:16What?
02:16He knew it.
02:17While Drizzy confirms this several times on the album,
02:20on the final track, March 14th,
02:22he reveals he took a DNA test
02:24he's co-parenting with baby mama Sophie Brousseau,
02:27and that he got her pregnant
02:28after only meeting her two times.
02:30Drake is now a member of The Weeknd Pullout Club,
02:32alongside Chris Brown and Travis Scott,
02:34who all dated Riri at one point.
02:36Conspiracy theorists, start your engines.
02:39But okay, Drake also references Pusha's story
02:41of Adidon saying he's not a deadbeat dad,
02:43rapping on the song Emotionless,
02:45I wasn't hiding my kid from the world,
02:47I was hiding the world from my kid.
02:49Nah.
02:51Nah.
02:52I don't believe it.
02:52Many fans are slamming him for that last line
02:55because they're adamant if he had a baby with Rihanna,
02:58he would be parading his child around.
03:00Maybe, but can't we just be happy that Drake is happy?
03:05No, son.
03:06But all right, you can click up here to subscribe,
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03:10and let me know your thoughts on the album.
03:11See you guys next week.
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