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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I thought you were scared of me.
01:10I thought you were scared of me.
01:17야!
01:19Look!
01:21Yo, Rain.
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:35Hey, try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again.
01:39Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:48Well, you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:18It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29But I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:32Come on, you don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:41And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:56You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:02You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:11Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Right.
03:24Yeah?
03:29Since when?
03:33About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:51Um, what the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you.
03:59But I actually think that this could work.
04:03You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:20Hold on.
04:21You still want her?
04:23After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad.
04:32But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:39I need your help, Skye.
04:43You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:01It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:04I...
05:05I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I...
05:11I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and Daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I can't do it.
05:18I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:35Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:43Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing.
05:54Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:58No.
05:59I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl was the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:11You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's proposal, and Operation Rom-Com's officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:38Yeah, my boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah.
06:54You and Jesse?
06:56I don't buy it.
06:58You're right.
06:59You're too...
06:59Too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:03No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:19Right.
07:22Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:26Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:34Enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:37Showtime.
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jesse.
07:59Come here.
08:04Okay, come on, babe.
08:06Let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:27Hey, we just need to get our attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um, do something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:42You know, like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jesse.
08:54A little public for a first kiss, no?
09:04That got me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13That's sound as shit, man.
09:17Come on.
09:18Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:20Nice moves.
09:35Mmm.
09:36What the hell are you doing?
09:38Like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:45Mmm, oh, oh, yeah.
09:49Mmm.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you in here?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:06Mmm.
10:07Mm-hmm.
10:08Oh, Jackie.
10:10Oh, Jackie.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh.
10:14Oh, Jessie.
10:17Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:20Mmm.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, yeah.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:35Oh, goodness me.
10:37Oh, oh, oh!
10:40Oh, girl.
10:41Oh, yeah.
10:45Whore.
10:52Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:53Mm-hmm.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart girl.
11:03Oh, you know what?
11:08Maybe?
11:08All right, yeah, good.
11:09Okay.
11:14Oh, you know what?
11:16Hmm.
11:16Um, it should probably also be, like, on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Okay, here we go.
11:27There we go.
11:29Boom.
11:32How's that?
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:37Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:39Let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
11:59Hey, guys.
11:59That was really something, you know?
12:16Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening.
12:20Cut the shit.
12:21I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no?
12:26And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:34But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, uh, gently, barely, let out a little more.
12:49Told you.
12:51And then...
12:53And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jesse.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jesse and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:23You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:25I see what you need is someone who's going to challenge you.
13:32Someone who's going to break you apart and then put you back together again.
13:35Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:47I want you.
13:52To admit that you're lying.
13:55Not just to me, but to yourself.
13:56Never.
14:13Never.
14:13for this project you'll be working in groups of three a little menage a talk
14:30first up jesse skyler and rain
14:36next little threesome is mark donnie and jacob
14:43hey man you uh you want to stop looking at my girlfriend sorry i was i was just thinking
15:06right like you've been obsessed with carly for years i just feel like this is moving on a little
15:11quickly no first of all you don't know shit about me and second i i think deep down it's
15:19it's always been skyler yeah same honestly i mean i think i've felt that way since um
15:29that one night at camp uh summer before fifth grade they were teaching us about constellations
15:38we we had wandered off and we're staring at the stars for hours and i just
15:52remember thinking you know maybe it's not just me maybe um maybe you felt it too
16:02why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off oh carly i'm just trying
16:25to take a shower you should try it every once in a while help get rid of some of that clown makeup
16:29just so you know the showers are being used but they added some more on the second floor
16:37renovations over summer come on i'll show you hold on like why are you being nice
16:43girls gotta look out for each other right fine because i don't need you stinky up the hallway
16:51happy now let's go smelly
16:54you're in the men's room
16:59hey wait turn around don't look
17:02yeah uh why are you in the men's room
17:06carly carly carly carly she told me these were the new girl showers
17:12that bitch you probably took my towel too
17:15that's low even for her
17:19kind of funny though
17:21here what are you doing what are you doing
17:25here take it
17:27i saw that don't flatter yourself
17:34hey carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly carly
18:04Mind if I join?
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh.
18:09Okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:12Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:16Mm-hmm.
18:17Mm-hmm.
18:19Mm-hmm.
18:21Mm-hmm.
18:22Right.
18:23Right.
18:24Okay.
18:25Okay.
18:33So, turns out Skylar the saint is actually Skylar the skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:40Of her.
18:42Baby.
18:43She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:45You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:49Ugh.
18:50He wishes.
18:51I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:03How's that?
19:04Perfect.
19:05Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:22Busy?
19:23Hi.
19:24Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:30Take a look.
19:32This is actually pretty good.
19:43Hmm.
19:44Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:47Imagine that.
19:48Okay, look.
19:49Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:53We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:55When was the last time you broke a rule? Never.
19:59Never.
20:02I don't always recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:08Like, you think that you know everything about me, but, I mean, I could be bad.
20:15You have no idea.
20:20Prove it.
20:21Come on.
20:31Okay.
20:32I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:36No.
20:37No, that's...
20:38That is cheating, okay?
20:39I...
20:40I can't...
20:41Good girl, take a risk.
20:42Good girl, take a risk.
21:11You see, I told you that-
21:13You see, I told you that.
21:43Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we should, we should probably get back to work.
22:06I'm just, oh, jump.
22:13Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:38Line fold on, the game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
22:59Jesse?
23:17You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:25You know the rules.
23:49Jesse?
23:49Not quite.
23:52Rain.
24:01Oh my god, I thought you were...
24:03Jesse, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:08I don't, you guys kissed the same.
24:12Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:20I didn't.
24:22Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hmm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind.
24:39Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:44Okay?
24:44This kiss does not leave this room.
24:46Did you just stop?
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:15What?
25:16You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100-meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:24Okay, yeah, sure. So when were you going to tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:29It was an accident?
25:35I thought he was Jesse.
25:38Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:41How was amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:45No! No!
25:46Maybe. Okay, like a little. Yes, fine.
25:52Hold it, please.
25:55Okay.
25:56Okay, when did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter. So, you kissed Rain thinking he was Jesse.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:11No!
26:11Ergo, you like Rain.
26:13No, okay? I do not like Rain. I like Jesse.
26:17Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:36I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jesse.
26:42So, I know how to fix this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:47I just have to kiss Jesse as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:52Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
26:59So, what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:06Just lucky, I guess.
27:09Oh, come on.
27:10It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:13Do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:15You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:23I feel, I feel trapped.
27:24So, I try to squeeze by her and then she...
27:31And then?
27:33Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:38I, I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I, I found Lola.
27:42So, I...
27:44Wow.
27:45Great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine.
27:51Thing is, I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:53Sorry, I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:06Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:11I'll be right back.
28:12What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't, doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:26Oh, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:29I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or here.
28:37Here.
28:37Here.
28:37Here.
28:42I, hmm, hmm, I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:51You, you are a bad person.
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:08Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:16That is, is great.
29:19And don't worry, I, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are going to hang out next week and talk it over.
29:24And then you and I can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33Oh.
29:34Mm, mm-hmm.
29:37And now you can date whoever you want.
29:40But, like, actually.
29:46All right, see ya.
29:46So, they are, in fact, getting back together and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:04Jesse is everything I have ever wanted, okay?
30:08He is, he's, he's kind, he's funny, he, I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Skye, you're all schedules and goals and him being perfect or whatever.
30:25And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:30And I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:53Aww.
30:54You should know by now.
30:56Given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:02Hope you hide your fun, because I'm taking him back.
31:06There is nothing you can do about it.
31:13Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:17I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:24Come on.
31:24Hey, Jesse.
31:32Hiya.
31:33Yeah, he's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy to entertain you until he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:47You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:53But what makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
32:02Because you like it.
32:15And I just want to give you what you want.
32:18And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:23You don't want me to get back.
32:45Oh, shit.
32:47Open up!
32:48He can't find us like this.
32:51You worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain, please.
33:01Fine, get in.
33:19What the hell, did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:27I like them less bitchy.
33:29Fuck yeah, man.
33:38Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:48Dude, what the fuck?
33:57Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:03Shit, good call, bro.
34:18What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:48Just talking to myself?
34:54Hmm, great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:11Shh.
35:18Shh.
35:27Shh.
35:27Shh.
35:27God.
35:28This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:03But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's, that's just a given.
36:15Hey, um, this pad is just kind of like, like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:28It's just like a small, a small bed.
36:33You know what?
36:33Of course, yeah.
36:34Don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:46Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
36:59Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:01I was, I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:13You know, I get a call from my mom telling me that after years of just fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:23He, uh, he, uh, he finally just packed up his shit and left her or, you know, he left us.
37:32Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks and I, I got one and I passed out.
37:44I woke up and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:59I won't believe me.
38:01They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:06I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain.
38:18Yeah?
38:22I believe you.
38:26I believe you.
38:56I believe you.
39:01I believe you.
39:05I believe you.
39:21Jesse's gone if you, if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:26I believe you.
39:27I believe you.
39:28I believe you.
39:29I believe you.
39:31I believe you.
39:32I believe you.
39:34I believe you.
39:36I believe you.
39:37I believe you.
39:39I believe you.
39:41I believe you.
39:42I believe you.
39:44I believe you.
39:45I believe you.
39:47I believe you.
39:48I believe you.
39:49I believe you.
39:50I believe you.
39:52I believe you.
39:53I believe you.
39:54I believe you.
39:55I believe you.
39:56I believe you.
39:57I believe you.
39:58I believe you.
39:59I believe you.
40:00I believe you.
40:01I believe you.
40:02I believe you.
40:03I believe you.
40:04I believe you.
40:05I believe you.
40:06I believe you.
40:07I believe you.
40:08I believe you.
40:09I believe you.
40:10I believe you.
40:11She's actually a good person.
40:12She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:14I'm sorry.
40:15I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:22Am I wrong?
40:24Can you chill out? Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what? I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:46I didn't sleep with him, right? I slept with him, okay?
40:53So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure. Of course not.
41:01No. No, no, no. Oh my god.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this. The heart wants what the heart wants, okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:22I'm gonna go donate my lunch.
41:24To charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:39Look, it, it was, it was, it was a mistake, okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:52Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:02Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay, Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:14I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:26Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:38You know what?
42:38You're right.
42:39I was because, because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:44But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even, even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
43:00Like, like I don't have to try so hard and I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my God, it worked.
43:08Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:28Yes.
43:28Yes.
43:38So.
43:47So, so, look, I'm, I'm sorry to spring that on you, again, I was talking to Carly and she's
44:15just such a bitch, ugh.
44:18Mm-hmm, yeah, uh, what took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum and I started to think about my life without you in it and
44:28I just, I couldn't, so, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:38Totally.
44:40Great.
44:42So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:45Can I, um, can I kiss you?
45:06Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry, I'll, yeah.
45:09Yeah, yeah, sorry.
45:12We can, you know.
45:15I'll see you tomorrow, Skye.
45:31Fuck.
46:09Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse, you're okay, you're okay, I got you, I got you, you're okay.
46:39Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by, she said you're probably just dehydrated.
46:58Um, Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:13Yeah, it's gonna take more than one sip.
47:18No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:26No.
47:33Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:46You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:52Way better.
47:58Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:05Take it easy on Rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:13Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:20Come on.
48:21You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:45You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:02I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:06Look, I, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about, about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:26I, I had no idea, and...
49:29No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:30I, um, I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest
49:35for any of it.
49:37Like, you ask me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:48I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me, even if it was with, uh, with pure,
49:55unadulterated loathing.
49:59Yeah, anything.
50:00Anything you had to give?
50:10Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:16Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:25Jussie and I, we, um,
50:27we broke up.
50:40Yeah, you, um,
50:41you were right, actually.
50:45We don't fit together.
50:47I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:05Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:17I don't know.
51:20If I'm the one you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Oh.
51:28Why should I leave this all up?
51:33Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you are like me too.
51:40And just, baby, I could take on a risk for you
51:46Make no, uh
51:48Oh, I see you standing up
51:51Just want to bring out a day with you
51:53Oh, baby, you're here
51:55Oh, baby, you're here
51:57I think we'll show up and film it in a long time
52:01Wait, um
52:03I feel like I should tell you
52:08I'm a virgin
52:12With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight, remember
52:25Yeah, I remember
52:29I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:38Tell me what I should do
52:40To, to, to, to
52:43Baby, stay me up and get me feeling
52:47You are like me, you know your voice
52:51And just, baby, I could take a little risk for you
52:56Make no more
52:58Oh, I see you
53:00Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang
53:11Racers, please, make your way to the starting line
53:15Wait, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now
53:18And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive, just don't cry when I smoke you
53:25You're on
53:27You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me
53:40Gotcha
53:42Um, break a leg
53:45Literally
53:47On your marks, get set, go!
53:50Ow!
53:50Woo, what a finish!
53:58Go, Skylar!
54:12You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on
54:16Take a risk
54:17Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21No
54:21No
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