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00:01I need you.
00:17Marlowe cutting through center, drops it back for Rosadoff, who's all alone.
00:20Rosadoff eats, he scores!
00:23Hollander on the ice for both of Rosadoff's goals tonight.
00:26Have a good night.
00:31That's nice.
00:32I think there's still time for a head trick.
00:34Should I do now or with a second?
00:36Cause, I don't know, the second is more fun, but...
00:41Rosadoff scores!
00:43Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:46The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:56My mood, my man, so changeable and such a laughable end to me.
01:03My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:07There's nowhere to go along.
01:10High on my sleeve, not where we should be.
01:14The songs are the king again.
01:17My nose, my face, my daily face.
01:21It's the calendar page again.
01:24Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:28Share some light, share some light on me.
01:32Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:35Take it easy on me, share some light, share some light.
01:38Share some light, share some light, share some light.
01:40Your face, my face, my face.
01:42Your face, your face.
01:44This is right, you are right.
01:54My own me, not as good as we've been.
01:58It's the dirtiest claim.
02:01Never the catch on me write the wrong note.
02:05This is no way.
02:07For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
02:29What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:37What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:44I was so proud of you.
02:48I was so proud of you.
02:54I was so proud of you.
03:02You're good. You're ready to go.
03:13Yes.
03:16That's great, Shane.
03:16Move your shoulder.
03:18You're great, okay?
03:19Go look through the camera, directly to the camera.
03:21Get that mark and give you that pose.
03:22God bless you.
03:32Can we call it a dynasty?
03:54Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
03:59Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:29I like him.
04:50I'm sorry.
04:51Shane, can we?
04:52Yeah, sorry.
04:53We're gonna go now.
04:54Okay, that's right.
04:56Right.
04:57I'm sorry.
05:03I'm sorry.
05:05I'm sorry.
05:06That's right.
05:08Okay.
05:09Wow.
05:10That's the money you're done.
05:27She's what pregnant Jackie's pregnant again
05:53Jesus Christ man you gotta work on your lying
05:57Hayden what great news Hayden I'm so happy for you
06:00No I mean a fourth kid that's awesome man really
06:03Holy shit dude
06:05Ruby Emma slow down
06:08I mean she's fucking boring right
06:10Fair enough
06:11Ruby
06:12Ruby
06:13How do you know it's Ruby
06:15Cause she's a beast
06:16So
06:18So what
06:19So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare
06:21Jeez hey you wanna get me pregnant too
06:23I don't think I'm ready
06:25I think I still have some good hockey left for me
06:27You're an asshole
06:28Have you ever talked to that ex of yours
06:30Was it Jennifer
06:30Jessica
06:31Jessica
06:32You ever hit that
06:34Don't say hit that
06:35Oh sorry Virgin Mary
06:37I'm not
06:37Here
06:38Tag
06:39You are it
06:40Let's go see Uncle Shane
06:41Oh yeah
06:43Look I'm just saying man
06:44If you ever do
06:45You could like bring her around
06:46You know
06:47You could do a couple stuff
06:47It'd be fun
06:48Or not
06:49I mean she's
06:50I don't see her anymore
06:52I think she's engaged or something
06:53Fair enough
06:54So um
06:55Jackie is his friend
06:58Right
06:58Paid
06:59What
06:59Dude she's fucking hot
07:01She teaches like mommy yoga or something
07:03I don't know
07:03Maybe it's just stretching
07:04But she's seriously fucking hot
07:06And she's funny
07:06Swear jar two times
07:08Oh fuck
07:08Three
07:09Okay
07:10Come on man
07:11Why not
07:11Can I just show you her Insta
07:12Fine
07:13Yes
07:14Okay
07:14Jackie will be happy
07:15We both have to make your wife happy now
07:17Yeah damn right we do
07:18If you want her to keep making your gross food
07:19And keeping my house stocked with ginger ale
07:21Oh Jesus Christ
07:23Ruby you're gonna kill her
07:24Tell your dad to leave me alone
07:29Um excuse me
07:32Are you Shane Hollander
07:34Yeah
07:35Oh my god
07:36Can we get a picture with you
07:38Um
07:39I kinda have my hands full
07:40At the moment
07:41Um
07:43Could you hold his baby for him please
07:45So we can get a picture
07:46Hold his baby
07:50I'm sorry buddy
07:51Hey first of all
07:53It's my fucking baby
07:54Four times
07:54And second
07:55Oh wait
07:55Do I have other kids
07:56Oh
07:58You're the worst one
07:59You can't say stuff like that to her
08:01It's true
08:01And second
08:02They didn't even fucking recognize me
08:03Ding ding ding
08:04We've hit five times
08:05That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie
08:06Oh come on
08:07Nark
08:08I'm getting him a second
08:11Way too late
08:12But this is Shane Hollander's fortress of solitude
08:17Here in eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake
08:22It's my favorite place on earth
08:23And my parents' cottage
08:25The one I grew up spending my summers at
08:26It's ten minutes away
08:27I'm ready
08:27Well maybe you decided that we were left
08:30To watch
08:30And it doesn't matter what
08:33Sorry
08:34It's such a shame
08:35That I'm a little bit wrong
08:36But he's really beautiful
08:41Ты с кем-то сейчас встречаешься?
08:50Влевнуешь?
08:52Нет
08:54Ты же не знаешь
08:55So, there's nothing serious?
08:59No.
09:03Even with Jane?
09:07What? You've been working for several years.
09:10I thought it was something serious or something like that.
09:17Nothing serious.
09:19All right.
09:22Okay.
09:23Sasha will say hello to me.
09:53Chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
09:55I don't.
09:56Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
09:59Or don't.
10:00I don't care.
10:01Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
10:03Go fuck yourself.
10:04Oh, I plan to.
10:05Probably more than once.
10:06Love a hotel room.
10:07Gross.
10:08Bye.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:23Go ahead. Take my shoes off.
10:37No, you're good.
10:44Wow.
10:45Wow.
10:46This place is great.
10:48Did you get this built, or do you know who did it?
10:52Mr. Real Estate?
10:54That's not what I meant. I just...
10:56You think we need to talk?
10:58No, after.
10:59Okay.
11:01Okay.
11:03Okay.
11:09Oh.
11:11Oh.
11:12Oh.
11:13Oh.
11:15Oh.
11:16Oh.
11:17Oh.
11:18Oh.
11:19Oh.
11:20Oh.
11:21Oh.
11:22Oh.
11:23Oh.
11:24Oh.
11:25Oh.
11:26Oh.
11:27Oh.
11:28Oh.
11:44I should go.
11:45Oh.
11:50Or you could stay.
11:52Stay.
11:56Yours tonight.
11:58I'm not done with you.
12:01And we have the noon game tomorrow so no morning practice.
12:06I told Hayden...
12:08Wen.
12:09No.
12:10No, he's not.
12:11Fuck off.
12:13I care what you told Hayden.
12:23Stay.
12:26Okay.
12:29Okay?
12:31Okay.
12:39I'm hungry.
12:40For what?
12:41For food, I'm hungry.
12:42Hey.
12:47I'm hungry.
12:48For what?
12:49For food, I'm hungry.
12:51Hey.
12:53Hey.
13:10You like tuna melt?
13:13You wanna make me tuna melt?
13:15I was gonna make one for me.
13:16I can make two.
13:19You head to Florida after this, right?
13:22Yeah, right after the game.
13:23Tampa, then Sunrise.
13:24Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
13:26Ah, all the hot spots.
13:31Ginger ale cold enough?
13:32Yeah, it's great.
13:34Good.
13:37Food will be ready soon.
13:40Jesus Christ.
13:42You know this guy, Ryan Price?
13:44Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
13:48You did a season with him, right?
13:49Hmm.
13:50He is not what you would think.
13:53How so?
13:54Like, he's quiet.
13:57Doesn't talk.
13:58Keeps to himself.
14:00Not bad guy.
14:01Doesn't make friends.
14:03Well, he gets traded every season.
14:04Tough to make friends that way.
14:06Probably he wants to get traded again.
14:08Buffalo is terrible.
14:11Yeah, and their team sucks too.
14:15And people say you're not funny.
14:18They do?
14:19Yeah.
14:20They say you're boring too.
14:21Who says that?
14:22Me.
14:23What's your favorite city to play in?
14:26On the road?
14:28Hmm.
14:29I like New York.
14:30Because it is New York.
14:32They fucking hate me there.
14:34They hate you everywhere.
14:35They know.
14:36Not Florida.
14:37It's full of Boston people.
14:40And you?
14:41I like Ottawa.
14:43I like Ottawa.
14:44Because it's my hometown.
14:46Toronto, Winnipeg.
14:47I'm happy they have a team again.
14:51What?
14:52Boring answers?
14:53Yes.
14:54Well, I like the hot places too.
14:57Hmm?
14:58Hot like weather hot.
14:59Oh, okay.
15:00LA is hot.
15:01Hot women.
15:04Yeah, sure.
15:05I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
15:09There is a girl I like you really much.
15:11Svetlana.
15:14Huh?
15:16She's old friend.
15:17From Russia.
15:19Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
15:22She knows everything about hockey.
15:26Cool.
15:27And she likes you very much.
15:30Oh?
15:32That's nice.
15:37So, she's like your girlfriend?
15:39No, no.
15:40Nothing like that.
15:41She's old friend.
15:43Sometimes we fuck, but...
15:46She's busy these days.
15:48You know, new business selling fancy cars.
15:51That was perfect for you.
15:53Yes, it's close to that.
15:55Right.
15:58But what?
16:01But it's nothing more than that.
16:03We're either of us.
16:06But it's nice to have regular women like Petra.
16:10You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
16:12No.
16:14I think I will find someone else.
16:15But you know me.
16:20I'm easy, so...
16:26I don't know if that's out of you at all.
16:33No, stay, stay.
16:34I'll give it.
16:46You like them?
16:48Yeah.
16:50Girls.
16:54Oh, yeah, sure.
16:56Of course I do.
16:58I never hear about you at girls.
17:01It's private.
17:03Right, private.
17:05I keep a lot of things private.
17:07Obviously.
17:08I like girls.
17:13Yeah, no shit.
17:15But I also like you.
17:18Lucky me.
17:20Not this person.
17:21Of course.
17:23Of course not, I'm boring.
17:25But you have a good mouth.
17:26I have a good mouth.
17:39Goodbye, papa.
17:41Yes, I received your message.
17:45I asked you, papa.
17:46You told me yesterday.
17:49Papa.
17:51Papa.
17:53Where Alexei?
17:54My brother, Alexey, is he there with you?
17:58You're there?
18:00Paulina, you're there?
18:03Paulina, she's your wife. Dad.
18:07Dad, good. Calm down.
18:14I'll call him Alexey. I'll call him.
18:18Where are you?
18:21I'll call him. He's a psycho.
18:23I'll call you to be with him, man.
18:39You still hungry?
18:41No, no, thank you. That was great.
18:43Good.
18:47How was your father?
18:51How do you speak Russian, though?
18:54I know the word for father.
18:55Oh, God.
19:09Good morning, Alexey.
19:11Good morning, Alexey, please.
22:15I should stay.
22:17I can't.
22:19T-meeting in the morning that I forgot.
22:21So...
22:21Okay.
22:23You forgot T-meeting.
22:26Thank you for the tuna melt.
22:28I'm sorry.
22:30I'm sorry.
22:34I'm sorry.
22:35I'm sorry.
22:36I can't...
22:38I can't...
22:39I can't do this.
22:49I can't do this.
22:51I'm sorry.
22:53Are we expecting someone else?
23:05Are we expecting someone else?
23:06Oh, no.
23:06It's just the three of us.
23:10Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
23:12Rolex really wants you there.
23:14I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
23:18Does that mean too white?
23:19I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
23:23I do.
23:24Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats.
23:26I mean, they're next to a prince, or no, actually, a Swedish princess.
23:30I don't think I should skip training.
23:33Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
23:36I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
23:38All my time is scheduled.
23:39No, I just meant...
23:39I get, like, two weeks off a year.
23:41I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
23:43Trying to make conversation about what?
23:45Swedish politics?
23:47Okay.
23:47Can I get anyone a drink?
23:49We'll take this Chablis, please.
23:51Three glasses?
23:52I'll have a ginger ale, please.
23:53Oh, we don't have that.
23:54Sparkling water?
23:56Sure, thank you.
23:58I'm sure you could have a glass of wine.
24:00If that's what you want.
24:00No, I can't.
24:01Not during the season.
24:05Shane.
24:08Yeah?
24:09Is everything all right?
24:10Why, because I don't want wine?
24:12Well, you just seem tense.
24:14I'm fine.
24:16Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
24:21just the three of us, would be fun.
24:23And I think you should think about it.
24:25You could make a week of it.
24:26Go to a play, see Big Ben.
24:29You loved it when you were a kid.
24:30You guys should go.
24:31You'd have a great time.
24:33You're the tennis fan, Dad.
24:34They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
24:36It's you they want.
24:37We're just the parents.
24:39You're the main attraction.
24:40Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
24:42They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
24:45Honey, I don't want you to lie.
24:48That's not who you are.
24:50Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
24:56It's okay.
24:58Anything you want to talk about?
25:02Let's think about London.
25:03Maybe it could be fun.
25:05I'm just going to use the washer.
25:09Swedish princess?
25:10I don't know.
25:23Hey, man.
25:24Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
25:27I was about to...
25:28Bullshit.
25:29Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
25:31My buddy, Francois, the chef.
25:32You remember him?
25:33Oh, yeah.
25:34He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
25:37JJ?
25:38The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
25:42All of them?
25:43I don't fucking know.
25:44Get down here.
25:45You remember the restaurant, right?
25:46Le Tambou?
25:48I don't know.
25:52Yes, you bitch!
25:54Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
26:02Tonight is our meat-up.
26:08Do you have any ginger ale?
26:10I mean, I do, but...
26:12Actually, just a beer, please.
26:14Whatever you have on tap.
26:15Shane Hollander, have whatever he wants here.
26:24You keep it, then.
26:28It's an honor.
26:34Cool crowd, huh?
26:35Shane, a bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
26:38Rose Landry is here, man.
26:39She is?
26:40Yeah.
26:41I might be needing another one of these.
26:43You're so cool.
26:44I don't know where he gets, yeah.
26:46She's a crazy bitch.
26:52You're so cool.
27:10I'meday, girl.
27:10I'mciones.
27:11Are you here to help me finish these fries?
27:17The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
27:20I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
27:25Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
27:29I'm Rose, by the way.
27:30I'm Shane. I'm, wow, I'm a big fan.
27:35Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
27:37Really?
27:39I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
27:41I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
27:45Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
28:00Um, I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
28:05Wow.
28:05By Bill Paxton.
28:07That is terrible.
28:08He was actually pretty nice to me.
28:09And it was good practice.
28:12You're getting kidnapped?
28:14I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm doing right now.
28:20Fuck, you...
28:21You didn't hear that.
28:23No, they literally have me murdered.
28:25If they find out, I told you.
28:27My lips are sealed.
28:27Okay.
28:30Okay.
28:31Your turn.
28:33Well, I've never been kidnapped.
28:35I mean, there have been threats.
28:36No, not what I meant.
28:40Shane Hollander.
28:41Eight years old.
28:42Paint me a picture.
28:43Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
28:51The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
28:58Did it stop being fun?
29:00No.
29:02Well, I mean, kind of.
29:05I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that makes sense.
29:13Yeah, it does.
29:14And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
29:22I wasn't the only one.
29:23There was one other.
29:27He hated me, though.
29:28I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
29:34And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
29:38I was all right.
29:39John tapped out at NCAA, but he still made it to the Frozen Forum at Princeton.
29:48That's amazing.
29:49He's an agent now, naturally.
29:52And Peter's in the AHL undrafted, but hey.
29:56Still not nothing.
29:57Not nothing indeed.
30:01So this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
30:05No.
30:06I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
30:10Underdark?
30:11Kidnapped?
30:12Come on.
30:13No.
30:14I fly a lot.
30:15I watch a lot of movies.
30:16No, that movie is so bad.
30:17It's not great.
30:18No, it's horrible.
30:19You're really good.
30:19I'm so bad in it.
30:21No, you're good.
30:22Well, I'm barely in it.
30:23I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
30:26Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
30:28Michigan, remember?
30:30Your winter doesn't scare me.
30:31Okay.
30:36So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
30:42Put me in your face and put it down my visa, hey.
30:46Don't want you to go, oh, oh, oh.
30:48Get you my love, oh, oh.
30:51Take you inside to show you I'm real, I'm real, hey.
30:55Blocket FM, baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
30:59Pushet FM, baby, you're gonna let me go.
31:02I will be taking you home.
31:04Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
31:17You're gonna shit, man.
31:19Okay.
31:20So.
31:20Mm-hmm.
31:24No.
31:25I know, right?
31:25She's like a huge fucking movie star.
31:27How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
31:28She's shooting a film in Montreal.
31:30How the fuck do you know that?
31:31It says it right there.
31:31The two met at a mutual friend's party according to unnamed sources.
31:35I've never seen Rose this happy.
31:36The source goes on to say,
31:37I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
31:40And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
32:04That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
32:06Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
32:22No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
32:28but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love
32:32as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X-Squad sequel.
32:36Woody stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
32:41Well, it's hard to blame either one.
32:42They are definitely one hot couple.
32:44They are five.
32:45Hey, I was watching that.
32:46Here.
32:49Oh, that!
32:51It was.
32:51Oh, fuck.
32:54I stuck my toe.
32:54Okay, I'm in.
32:59Still jockeying for the tough spot in the Atlantic Division
33:02and the Eastern Conference at large,
33:04Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros
33:06will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
33:09and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
33:11But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
33:14Hmm.
33:17Come here.
33:21Come here.
33:22Come here.
33:23Come here.
33:24Come here.
33:25Come here.
33:26Come here.
33:27Come here.
33:27Come here.
33:28Come here.
33:28Come here.
33:29Come here.
33:29Come here.
33:30Come here.
33:30Come here.
33:31Come here.
33:31Come here.
33:32Come here.
33:32Come here.
33:33Come here.
33:33Come here.
33:34Come here.
33:34Come here.
33:35Come here.
33:35Come here.
33:36Come here.
33:37Come here.
33:37Come here.
33:38Come here.
33:38Come here.
33:39Come here.
33:39Come here.
33:40Come here.
33:41Come here.
33:41Come here.
33:42Come here.
33:43Come here.
33:43Come here.
33:44Come here.
33:44Come here.
33:45Come here.
33:46Come here.
33:47Come here.
33:47Come here.
33:48Come here.
33:49Come here.
33:50Come here.
33:51Come here.
33:52We'll get him, buddy. No rust.
34:08In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
34:14If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
34:19But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
34:21Or was Elia Rosanoff?
34:31Fuck this shit.
34:34I need to get laid. Let's go out.
34:36Where?
34:37We're in Montreal. We find the fucking club.
34:41Delby Bowl!
34:43On it?
34:44Jesus.
34:51Hi, handsome.
35:10Good game tonight, babe?
35:12No, it wasn't.
35:13No, it wasn't, but we won.
35:16I need a beer.
35:17I bet you do.
35:18Did you watch the game, too?
35:19Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty look.
35:23Miles, don't be terrible.
35:24I have no problem watching sweaty players.
35:27Okay, I want to dance.
35:29I don't know. I'm beat, man.
35:30Come on, I never get to game.
35:32Okay, that is a lie.
35:33Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
35:34Yeah, that makes two of us.
35:35Come on, Miles.
35:36You got a champagne.
35:46Sorry about that.
35:48Can I have one more, please?
36:06And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed.
36:23They say it's my fault, but I want it so much.
36:26When I fly her away, for the summer rain.
36:29Coming out of my face, what's the world of shame?
36:31When I stop and stare, don't worry me.
36:33Cause I'm feeling for her, but she's feeling for me.
36:36I can try to pretend, I can try to forget.
36:39But this driving remains going out of my head.
36:42Running through my head, running through my head.
36:46Running through my head, running through my head.
36:50All the things inside.
36:52Running through my head, running through my head.
36:53Running through my head.
36:54All the fish she said, all the fish she said, I wanna do my head.
37:17I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:19Oh
37:49Oh
38:19Oh
38:49Oh
39:13Oh
39:19Oh
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