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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I'm gonna help you.
01:08That's so nice.
01:09Got it.
01:10I love you.
01:11I got it.
01:12The one that got me out with Cherry.
01:13I love you.
01:14I love you.
01:15I love you.
01:16I'm going to be laughing.
01:17I love you.
01:18I love you.
01:19Yo, Rain.
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:35Hey, try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again.
01:39Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:49You know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Hon, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:18It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29But I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:32Come on, you don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:41And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49Hmm, you mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey!
02:56You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:02You did me a favor.
03:03I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Right.
03:24Since when?
03:33About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:52Um.
03:53What the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you.
03:59But I actually think that this could work.
04:03You.
04:05You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks tops.
04:20You still want her?
04:22After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad.
04:32But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:40I need your help, Skye.
04:43You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:46Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:02It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:05I...
05:05I mean, he's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I...
05:11I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:16I can't do it.
05:19I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just...
05:29I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:36Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:44Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him,
05:48then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing...
05:53Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:58No.
05:58I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous,
06:07then boom, he realizes girl is the one all along happily ever after.
06:14You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal,
06:19and Operation Rom-Com's officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:28You are, you looking for someone?
06:39Yeah.
06:40My boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:44You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah.
06:54You and Jesse?
06:56I don't buy it.
06:58You're right.
06:59You're too...
06:59Too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:03No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:19Right.
07:23Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:26Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:34Enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:37Showtime.
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jesse.
07:59Come here.
08:04Okay, come on, babe.
08:06Let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:27Hey, we just need to get our attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um, do something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:42You know, like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jesse.
08:54A little public for a first kiss, no?
09:04That got me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13That's sound as shit, man.
09:16Come on.
09:18Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:20Nice moves.
09:35Mmm.
09:36What the hell are you doing?
09:38Like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:45Mmm, oh, oh, yeah.
09:49Mmm.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you in here?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:06Mmm.
10:07Mm-hmm.
10:08Oh, Jackie.
10:10Oh, Jackie.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh.
10:14Oh, Jessie.
10:17Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:20Mmm.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, yeah.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:35Oh, goodness me.
10:37Oh, oh, oh!
10:40Oh, girl.
10:41Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:53Mm-hmm.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart girl.
11:03Oh, yeah.
11:04Oh, yeah.
11:04Oh, yeah.
11:04Oh, yeah.
11:05Oh, yeah.
11:06Oh, yeah.
11:06Oh, you know what?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:16Um, it should probably also be, like, on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Okay, here we go.
11:27There we go.
11:29Boom.
11:32How's that?
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:37Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:39Let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
11:59Hey, guys.
11:59Hey.
11:59Hey, guys.
12:01That was really something, you know?
12:16Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening.
12:20Cut the shit.
12:21I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no?
12:26And what would I sound like?
12:28Well, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:34But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, uh, gently, barely, let out a little more.
12:49Told you.
12:51And then...
12:52And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jesse.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jesse and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:23You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:29See, what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart, and then put you back together again.
13:40Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:47I want you.
13:50To admit that you're lying.
13:55Not just to me, but to yourself.
14:12Never.
14:13For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:32First up, Jesse, Skylar, and...
14:36Wayne.
14:36The next little threesome is...
14:41Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:43Hey, man, you, uh, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:03Sorry, I was, I was just thinking, right, like, you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:13First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I, I think deep down, it's...
15:19It's always been Skylar.
15:21Yeah, same, honestly.
15:25I mean, I think I've felt that way since, um, that one night at camp.
15:33Summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:39Do you remember?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:47We, we had wandered off and we're staring at the stars for hours.
15:52And I just remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:59Maybe, um, maybe you felt it too.
16:06Yeah, yeah, and I did.
16:09Dead ass.
16:11Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:32Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:40Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:53Let's go, smelly.
16:54You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey, wait, turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:10Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl's showers.
17:12That bitch, you probably took my towel, too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kind of funny, though.
17:22Here.
17:23What are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:26I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself.
17:34Hey, hey, Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:00Hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Mind if I join?
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:17Oh, yeah.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:25Okay.
18:26So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:50He wishes.
18:51I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:05Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy.
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:32This is actually pretty good.
19:44Mm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:57When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never.
20:00Never.
20:02I don't always recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me, but, I mean, I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:24Come on.
20:25I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Ms. Whitmore's bag.
20:37No.
20:37No, that's, that is cheating.
20:39Okay, I, I can't.
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
20:43Good girl.
20:55Good girl.
21:06I don't know.
21:36You see, I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:52Um, you know, we, um, we should, we should probably get back to work.
22:06I'm just, oh, jumpy.
22:09Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:32Okay, here we go.
22:39Blindfold on, the game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50Jessie?
23:17Jessie?
23:17You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:28You know the rules.
23:31Jessie?
23:51Not quite.
23:52Rain.
24:01Oh my god, I, I thought you were...
24:03Jessie, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:07I, you, I don't, you guys kissed the same.
24:12Why, why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:20Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hmm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind, okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:43Okay, this, this kiss does not leave this room.
24:55Did you just stop?
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:00What?
25:18You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:23Okay, yeah, sure. So, when were you gonna tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:35I thought, I thought he was Jessie.
25:38Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:42How was amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:44No! No!
25:49Maybe!
25:50Okay, like, like a little. Yes, fine.
25:53Hold, please.
25:55Okay.
25:56Okay, when did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain, thinking he was Jessie.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating, and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:11No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rain.
26:13No, no, okay?
26:14I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jessie.
26:17Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:36I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jessie, so, I know how to fix this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:47I just have to kiss Jessie as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:53Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
26:53So what happened at hide-and-go kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:09Oh, come on.
27:10It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:13Do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:15You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:23I feel, I feel trapped.
27:24So I try to squeeze by her and then she.
27:31And then?
27:32Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:38I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I, I found Lola, so I.
27:44Wow, great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry, I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:02Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:11I'll be right back.
28:18What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't, doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:26Well, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:29I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or here.
28:44I, I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:49You, you are a, a bad person.
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:00Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:13That is, is, is great.
29:19And don't worry, I, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are going to hang out next week and talk it over.
29:24And then you and I can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33And now you can date whoever you want.
29:41But, like, actually.
29:42All right, see ya.
29:51So, they are, in fact, getting back together.
29:55And Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I, Jesse is everything I have ever wanted, okay?
30:08He is, he's, he's kind.
30:10He's funny.
30:12He, I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Sky, you're all schedules and goals and being perfect or whatever.
30:24And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:30And I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not-
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:53Aww.
30:54You should know by now, given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:03Hope you hide your fun, because I'm taking him back.
31:06There is nothing you can do about it.
31:13Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:17I, I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:19Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse.
31:32Hiya.
31:33Yeah, he's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy to entertain you until he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:41You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:53What, what makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
31:59Because you'd like it?
32:15And I just want to give you what you want.
32:18And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20Oh shit.
32:22Open up!
32:36He, he can't find us like this.
32:51What, you worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain.
32:55Please.
32:55Fine, get in.
33:19What the hell?
33:19Did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I, I get your piss that Carly dumped you, but.
33:24Oh, she's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:27I like him less bitchy.
33:29Fuck yeah, man.
33:38Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:52Dude.
33:53Fuck.
33:54Fuck.
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:03Shit, good call, bro.
34:05I don't know.
34:35What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:52Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:19Shh.
35:27Shh.
35:27This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:50Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just...
35:59I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:03But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:06Let's...
36:06Let's...
36:08Let's just take a good night.
36:15Hey, um...
36:17This bed is just kind of like...
36:20Like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:27Better.
36:28It's just like a small...
36:32A small bed.
36:33You know what?
36:33Of course, yeah.
36:34Don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:46Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:09I was...
37:09I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:13You know, I get a call from my mom telling me that...
37:19Like, after years of just fucking screaming matches, my dad...
37:26He, um...
37:27He finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:41And I, I got one and I passed out.
37:48I woke up and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:59I won't believe me.
38:01They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
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39:11Jesse's gone, if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:41I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:24Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:34I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:04No.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years
41:11of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:22I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:41It was...
41:43It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:52Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:56Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:11Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:23You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop, stop!
42:35You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what?
42:38You're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:42But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
43:00Like I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh, my God.
43:08It worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:28Yes.
43:32Oh, my God.
44:02So...
44:04Look, I'm sorry to spring that on you.
44:09Again.
44:11I was talking to Carly and she's just such a bitch.
44:18Mm-hmm.
44:19Yeah.
44:20What took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum.
44:26And I started to think about my life without you in it and I just...
44:30I couldn't.
44:31So...
44:33Besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:38Totally.
44:40Great.
44:42So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:44Can I, um...
44:51Can I kiss you?
44:53Can I kiss you?
44:54Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry.
45:08Sorry.
45:09Yeah.
45:09Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:11Sorry.
45:12We can.
45:12Yeah.
45:12Yeah.
45:12Yeah.
45:13Yeah.
45:13I'll see you tomorrow.
45:30Okay.
45:31Okay.
45:31Okay.
45:31I'll see you tomorrow.
45:32I'll see you tomorrow.
45:33I'll see you tomorrow.
45:34I'll see you tomorrow.
45:35I'll see you tomorrow.
45:36I'll see you tomorrow.
45:37I'll see you tomorrow.
45:38I'll see you tomorrow.
45:39I'll see you tomorrow.
45:40I'll see you tomorrow.
45:41I'll see you tomorrow.
45:42I'll see you tomorrow.
45:43I'll see you tomorrow.
45:44Hey, what's going on?
46:14Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:21You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:25You're okay.
46:44Hey, she's alive.
46:49Here, drink this.
46:52There you go.
46:54The nurse came by, she said you're probably just dehydrated.
46:59Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's gonna take more than one sip.
47:17No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:29Oh.
47:30Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:42Yeah.
47:43Yeah.
47:44Yeah.
47:45You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:49Way better.
47:50Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:04Anything.
48:05Take it easy on Rain.
48:10Accept that.
48:11Hey.
48:12No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:14Look.
48:15You owe me.
48:21Come on.
48:32You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack.
48:44You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:49If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:57I can let them.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:01I'm trying to be better, you know?
49:04Working on my delinquency.
49:06Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:25I, I had no idea, and...
49:28No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:31I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:35Like, you asked me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:42I wanted to get your attention.
49:46I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me.
49:52Even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:59Anything.
50:00Anything.
50:05Anything you had to give.
50:10Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:16Well,
50:19in that case,
50:21um,
50:23you should know.
50:26Jassy and I,
50:27we, um,
50:31we broke up.
50:40Yeah, you, um,
50:42you were right, actually.
50:45We don't fit together.
50:47No.
50:49No.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
50:57someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:03Oh.
51:04Yeah.
51:05Of course.
51:07Someone who will
51:10grab me
51:12and kiss me
51:14in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:17I don't know.
51:20If I'm the one you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:33Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you won't like me too.
51:39And just baby, I could take on a risk for you.
51:45Make me.
51:47Uh.
51:49Oh, oh, oh.
51:50I see you standing there.
51:51I wish you wanna bring out a day with you.
51:53Oh, baby, you're the real.
51:56Oh, baby, you're the real.
51:58I wish you were the feminine and all to do.
52:02Wait.
52:03Um.
52:06I feel like I should tell you.
52:09I'm
52:11a virgin.
52:17With you being such an overachiever,
52:18I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah.
52:22Well.
52:23Love tight.
52:24Remember.
52:25Mm-hmm.
52:27Yeah, I remember.
52:29I guess I better help you relax then though.
52:55oh yeah let's get this thing started off with a bang racers please make your way to the starting
53:14line hey i'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now and i'm also sorry you're about to lose
53:20out to me oh oh you sure about that i'm positive just don't cry when i smoke you you're on
53:27you really love my sloppy seconds don't you
53:32carly let's go back to ground rules okay don't talk to me
53:40gotcha um break a leg literally on your marks get set
53:50you do realize we have a we have an audience don't you come on take a risk oh no i've created a monster
54:19have enough
54:20you
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