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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07What can I do to you?
01:08Everything?
01:09I'm sorry.
01:10I'll get you to leave me alone.
01:11You don't want to waste any time.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:13I'll do it.
01:14And don't break it down.
01:15It has been creepy.
01:16All right.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:20I left my phone, all right?
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:35Hey, try not to set the whole boarding school on fire again.
01:39Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:49You know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Hon, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:19It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29But I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on.
02:35You don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:37And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know.
02:45Maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:57You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:00You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook.
03:16You're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Babe?
03:24Since when?
03:32About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:51Um, what the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you.
03:59But I actually think that this could work.
04:03You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:20Hold on.
04:21You still want her?
04:23After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad.
04:32But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:40I need your help, Skye.
04:41You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:02It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:04I...
05:04I...
05:05I mean...
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I...
05:11I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and Daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I...
05:17I can't do it.
05:19I mean, I...
05:20I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:35Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:44Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing...
05:52Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:57No.
05:59I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:05Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl is the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:14You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal, and Operation Rom-Com is officially underway.
06:22Okay.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, uh, you looking for someone?
06:38Yeah, my boyfriend.
06:44What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah, you and Jessie, I don't buy it.
06:58You're right.
06:59You're too, too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:04No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:09Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:21Right.
07:23Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:27Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:31Yeah, enjoy, um, enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:47Showtime.
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jessie.
07:59Come here.
08:01Okay, come on, babe.
08:06Let's dance.
08:26It's not working.
08:27Hey, we just need to get our attention.
08:30Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:35Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um, do something, like, romantic in my ear, you know?
08:42Like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jessie.
08:54A little public for a first kiss, no?
09:04That got me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:11Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13The sound is shit, man.
09:14Come on, let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:25Nice moves.
09:25What the hell are you doing?
09:38I'm like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:45Mmm, oh, oh, yeah.
09:49Mmm.
09:50Take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you here?
09:54What?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:15Oh, Jessie.
10:17Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:31Oh, yeah, just me.
10:38Oh, ah, ah!
10:45Whore.
10:51This, um...
10:53Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:54Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:01It should probably also be, like, on your lips, too, right?
11:23Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Okay, here we go.
11:27There we go.
11:29Oh.
11:29Oh.
11:29How's that?
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:37Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:39Let's stagger our exits.
11:43You know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
11:59That was really something, you know?
12:16Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening.
12:20Cut the shit.
12:21I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:25Oh, no?
12:25And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:34But, you know, with the, uh...
12:36With the right touch,
12:39you would, um...
12:41Gently...
12:43Barely...
12:45Let out a little more.
12:49Told you.
12:50And then...
12:51And then...
12:52And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jessie.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jessie wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:08You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jessie and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class,
13:18both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:23You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:25I see what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart
13:33and then put you back together again.
13:40Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:47I want you.
13:52To admit that you're lying.
13:55Not just to me, but to yourself.
14:12Never.
14:25For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:32First up, Jessie, Skylar, and...
14:36Wayne.
14:39The next little threesome is...
14:41Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:43Hey, man, you, uh, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:04Sorry, I was just thinking, right?
15:06Like, you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:13First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I think deep down it's...
15:20It's always been Skylar.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Same, honestly.
15:25Honestly.
15:25I mean, I think I've felt that way since, um, that one night at camp.
15:33Uh, summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:39Do you remember?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:47We, we had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:52And I just...
15:54Remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:59Maybe, um...
16:01Maybe you felt it, too.
16:06Yeah.
16:06Yeah, and I did.
16:08Dead ass.
16:11Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:32Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:40Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:53Let's go, smelly.
16:57You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey, wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:02Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:10Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl's showers.
17:14That bitch, you probably took my towel, too.
17:15That's a low room for her.
17:20Kind of funny, though.
17:22Here.
17:23Well, what are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:26I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself.
17:34Hey, hey.
17:59Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:00Hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Mind if I join?
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:17Oh, yeah.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:25Okay.
18:26Ugh.
18:27So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:50Ugh.
18:50He wishes.
18:51Yes.
18:53Mm-hmm.
18:55I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy?
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:32This is actually pretty good.
19:44Mm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:56When was the last time you broke a rule, never?
20:02I don't always recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me, but, I mean, I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:16Prove it.
20:25Come on.
20:31Okay.
20:32I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:37No.
20:37No, that's...
20:38That is cheating.
20:39Okay?
20:40I...
20:40I can't...
20:41Come on, good girl, take a risk.
21:13You see, I told you that.
21:43Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:52Um, you know, we, um, we should, we should probably get back to work.
22:06Oh, I'm just, oh, jumpy.
22:16This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:26Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:39Line full done.
22:41The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise.
22:47One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
22:59Jesse?
23:17You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:25You know the rules.
23:31Jesse?
23:33Not quite.
23:52Rain.
24:01Oh my god, I, I thought you were...
24:03Jesse, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:07I, you, I don't, you guys kissed the same.
24:11Hmm.
24:13Why, why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:20Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Hmm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:34Then why did you kiss me back?
24:38Whatever, never mind, okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:44Okay, this, this kiss does not leave this room.
24:46Okay, I want to see you.
24:48Let's go, hold it on to.
24:49Let's go, hold it on to.
24:50Let's go, hold it on to.
24:50Let's go, hold it on to.
24:51Let's go, hold it on to.
24:52What's up?
24:52Did you see this?
24:54Shh.
24:55Did you just stop?
24:57I kissed Lola.
25:00I kissed Lola.
25:00What?
25:18You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:23Okay, yeah, sure.
25:24So when were you going to tell me you and Rain kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:33It was an accident?
25:35I thought, I thought he was Jesse.
25:38Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl.
25:42How was amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:45No, no.
25:49Maybe, okay?
25:50Like, like a little.
25:51Yes, fine.
25:53Oh, please.
25:53Okay.
25:56Okay, when did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rain thinking he was Jesse.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:11No!
26:12Ergo, you like Rain.
26:13No, no, okay?
26:14I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jesse.
26:17Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:36I mean, he, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jesse.
26:42So, I know how to fix this.
26:47Mm-hmm.
26:47I mean, I just have to kiss Jesse as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:52Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
26:59So, what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:04Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:07Just lucky, I guess.
27:09Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:13I was there.
27:13Do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:14You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:23I feel, I feel trapped.
27:24So, I try to squeeze by her and then she.
27:31And then?
27:33Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:38I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I found Lola.
27:42So, I.
27:44Wow, great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:50Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry, I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:02Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:11I'll be right back.
28:18What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't, doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:25Oh, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:29Look, I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or here.
28:37I, hmm, hmm, I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:51You, you are a bad person.
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:00Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:16That is, is great.
29:19And don't worry, I, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are going to hang out next week and talk it over.
29:24And then you and I can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33Oh, mm, mm-hmm.
29:37And now you can date whoever you want.
29:41But, like, actually.
29:46Alright, see ya.
29:49So, they are, in fact, getting back together and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:04Jesse is everything I have ever wanted, okay?
30:08He is, he's, he's kind.
30:10He's funny.
30:12He, I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Skye, you're all schedules and goals and being perfect or whatever.
30:25And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:30And I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rerun that I was looking for.
30:40I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:53Aw.
30:54You should know by now.
30:56Given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:01Hope you hide your fun, because I'm taking him back.
31:06There is nothing you can do about it.
31:13Over my dead body.
31:16That's it.
31:17I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:19Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse.
31:32Hiya.
31:33He's not here.
31:38But I'd be happy to entertain you until he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:41Cherry.
31:41You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:53What...
31:54What makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
32:02Because you like it?
32:03I...
32:03Because you like it.
32:11And I just want to give you what you want.
32:18And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20Oh, shit.
32:47Open up!
32:48He can't find us like this.
32:51What?
32:51You worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain.
32:55Please.
33:01Fine.
33:02Get in.
33:10Okay.
33:11What the hell?
33:19Did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:27I like him less bitchy.
33:29Fuck yeah, man.
33:30Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then, too, huh?
33:40I'll go to sleep then, too, huh?
33:52Dude.
33:52What the fuck?
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:03Shit, good call, bro.
34:05Go.
34:05What's new?
34:18Go.
34:18Go.
34:22Go.
34:23Go.
34:24Go.
34:24What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:51Just talking to myself.
34:54Hmm, great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:05You guys were sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:19Shh.
35:19This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:42You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:01But you always got to, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's, that's just a given.
36:15Hey, um.
36:17This bed is just kind of like, like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:22It's just like a small, a small bed, you know?
36:33Of course, yeah.
36:34Don't, don't read, don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:37I've got to say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:59Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:01I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:14You know, I get a, I get a call from my mom telling me that, like, after years of just fucking screaming matches my dad.
37:25He, um, he finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:42And I, I got one and I passed out.
37:48I woke up and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:58I won't believe in them.
38:01They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:06I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain.
38:17I believe you.
38:23I believe you.
38:23I believe you.
38:27I believe you.
38:35I don't know.
39:05Jesse's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:35I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:57Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:15I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick her vanilla ass to the curb.
40:34I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:03No, no, no.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:22I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:41It was...
41:43It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:56Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:11Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:26Hey, hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop, stop!
42:35You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what?
42:38You're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:42But ever since we started fake dating,
42:47something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like,
42:51cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even...
42:54Even when we're not doing anything special,
42:55just being with you,
42:57I feel better.
43:00Like...
43:00Like I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And I started to realize,
43:03maybe...
43:04This is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my god, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:28Yes.
43:36So...
44:01So...
44:03Look, I'm...
44:06I'm sorry to spring that on you...
44:08Again.
44:11I was talking to Carly and...
44:14She's just such a bitch.
44:18Mm-hmm.
44:19Yeah.
44:19Uh...
44:21What took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum.
44:26And I started to think about my life without you in it
44:28and I just...
44:30I couldn't.
44:31So...
44:33Besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:38Totally.
44:40Great.
44:42So I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:46Hmm.
44:49Can I, um...
44:51Can I kiss you?
44:53Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry, I'll...
45:09Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:11Yeah, that's right.
45:12We can't...
45:12Yeah.
45:12Yeah.
45:12Yeah.
45:13I'll see you tomorrow, Skye.
45:34Fuck.
45:35Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:40Fuck.
45:40Fuck.
45:41Fuck.
45:41Fuck.
45:41Fuck.
45:42Fuck.
45:42Fuck.
45:43Fuck.
45:43Fuck.
45:44Fuck.
45:44Fuck.
45:45Fuck.
45:45Fuck.
45:46Fuck.
45:46Fuck.
45:47Fuck.
45:47Fuck.
45:48Fuck.
45:48Fuck.
45:49Fuck.
45:49Fuck.
45:50Fuck.
45:50Fuck.
45:51Fuck.
45:51Fuck.
45:52Fuck.
45:52Fuck.
45:53Fuck.
45:53Fuck.
45:54Fuck.
45:54Fuck.
45:55Fuck.
45:55Fuck.
45:56Fuck.
45:56Fuck.
45:57Fuck.
45:57Fuck.
45:58Fuck.
45:58Fuck.
45:59Fuck.
45:59Fuck.
46:00Fuck.
46:00Fuck.
46:01Fuck.
46:02Fuck.
46:03Fuck.
46:04Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse, you're okay, you're okay, I got you, I got
46:24you.
46:25You're okay.
46:26Hey, she's alive, here, drink this, there you go, the nurse came by, she said you're
46:56probably just dehydrated.
47:05Um, Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:16No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:30Oh.
47:33Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:47You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:53Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on Rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:12Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:16You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah.
48:40Um, I think I just had a panic attack.
48:44You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let them.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:02I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:06Okay.
49:14Look, I, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about, about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:26I, I had no idea, and...
49:29No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:30I, um, I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest
49:35for any of it.
49:37Like, you ask me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:49I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me, even if it was with, uh, with pure,
49:55unadulterated loathing.
49:57Um, yeah, anything.
50:05Anything you had to give.
50:09Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:16Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:23Jesse and I, we, um...
50:29We broke up.
50:40Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:45We don't fit together.
50:47No.
50:48No.
50:49Mm-mm.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04No.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:05Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know.
51:18I don't know.
51:20If I'm the one you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:33Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you don't like me too.
51:40And just, baby, I could take unnervous for you.
51:46Make no...
51:48Oh, oh, oh.
51:49I see you standing up.
51:51Just wanna pay another day with you.
51:54Oh, baby, you're welcome.
51:55Oh, baby, you're welcome.
51:58I've been waiting for your time for you.
51:59Oh, baby, you're welcome.
52:00Oh, baby, you're welcome.
52:01Oh, baby, you're welcome.
52:02Wait, um...
52:03Um, I don't feel like I should tell you, I'm a virgin.
52:16With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight. Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm, yeah, I remember. I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:33Don't even know, just give me a sign.
52:38Tell me what I should do to, to, to, to, to.
52:43Baby, stay me up and get me feeling like you.
52:48I like me to, and just maybe I could take a little risk for you.
52:57Like my moon, ooh, oh, I miss you.
53:03Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang.
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now, and I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, are you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive. Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:27You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:43Um, break a leg.
53:47Literally.
53:47On your marks, get set, go!
53:54Ow.
53:56Woo, what a finish!
53:58Go, Skylar!
53:59Go, Skylar!
54:11You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:14Come on.
54:17Take a risk.
54:18Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21No.
54:21No.
54:21No.
54:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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