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00:01I need you.
00:17Marlowe cutting through center, drops it back for Rosadoff, who's all alone.
00:20Rosadoff eats, he scores!
00:23Hollander on the ice for both of Rosadoff's goals tonight.
00:26Have a good night.
00:31That's nice.
00:32I think there's still time for a head trick.
00:34Should I do now or with a second?
00:36Cause, I don't know, the second is more fun, but...
00:41Rosadoff scores!
00:43Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:46The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:56My mood, my man, so changeable and such a laughable end to me.
01:03My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:07There's nowhere to go along.
01:10High on my sleeve, not where we should be.
01:14The songs are the king again.
01:17My nose, my face, my daily face.
01:21It's the calendar page again.
01:24Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:28Share some light, share some light on me.
01:32Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:35Take it easy on me, share some light, share some light.
01:38Share some light.
01:45Take it easy on me.
01:54My room and me, not as good as we've been.
01:58It's the dirtiest place.
02:00Yeah, yeah.
02:25For the first time in 16 years,
02:27the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
02:30What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:57All right, Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
03:13Yes.
03:14Am I watching just a second?
03:15Okay?
03:16That's great, Shane.
03:17Over your shoulder.
03:18This is great, okay?
03:19Feel the camera directly to the camera.
03:21Hit that mark and give you that pose.
03:22God, see you.
03:23Leave all the hideaway.
03:25There's nowhere to go to belong.
03:28Heart on my sleeve.
03:30Not barely shaking.
03:32Do the songs like a kid again.
03:35Take it slow.
03:37Take it easy on me.
03:39It's just a lie.
03:41Just a lie.
03:42Oh, please.
03:43Take it slow.
03:44Take it easy on me.
03:46It's just a lie.
03:48Can we call it a dynasty?
03:54Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions
03:58for the second year in a row.
04:00Not since Chicago in the late 90s
04:02have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:05Why can't I call it a party?
04:07Leave all the hideaway.
04:08There's nowhere to go.
04:10There's nowhere to go.
04:12Take it slow.
04:14Take it easy on me.
04:16It's just a lie.
04:18Just a lie.
04:19I'm gonna please.
04:20Take it slow.
04:21Take it easy on me.
04:23It's just a lie.
04:25Just a lie.
04:26I'm gonna please.
04:35Take it easy.
04:37I don't know.
04:38But...
04:52You too.
05:00You too.
05:04My boy, I love my man
05:10I love my man
05:14My boy, I love my man
05:17Sorry, can we... Yeah, sorry. We're gonna go now?
05:20Okay, that's right. Okay. Wow. That's the stuff. That's the money, my friend.
05:24My boy, I love my man
05:28You love my man
05:32She's what? Pregnant. Jackie's pregnant
05:52Again? Jesus Christ, man. You gotta work on your lying
05:57Hayden, what great news. Hayden, I'm so happy for you
06:00No, I mean a fourth kid. That's awesome, man. Really
06:04Holy shit, dude
06:06Ruby! Emma! Slow down!
06:08No, I mean she's fucking boring, right?
06:10Fair enough
06:12Ruby? Ruby!
06:14How do you know it's Ruby? Cause she's a beast
06:16So?
06:18So what?
06:20So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
06:22Geez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
06:24I don't think I'm ready
06:26I think I still have some good hockey left for me
06:28You're an asshole
06:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours? Was it Jennifer?
06:31Jessica
06:32Jessica
06:33You ever hit that?
06:34Don't say hit that
06:35Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary
06:37I'm not
06:38Here, Tag
06:39You are it
06:40Let's go see Uncle Shane
06:42Oh, yeah
06:43Look, I'm just saying, man
06:45If you ever do, you could like bring her around, you know?
06:47You could do a couple stuff, it'd be fun
06:48Or not
06:49I mean, she's...
06:51I don't see her anymore
06:52I think she's engaged or something
06:53Fair enough
06:54So, um...
06:56Jackie is his friend, right?
06:58Paid
06:59What?
07:00Dude, she's fucking hot
07:01She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something
07:03I don't know, maybe it's just stretching
07:04But she's seriously fucking hot
07:05And she's funny
07:06Swear jar two times
07:08Oh, fuck
07:09Three
07:10Okay, come on, man
07:11Why not? Can I just show you her Insta?
07:13Fine
07:14Yes, okay
07:15Jackie will be happy
07:16We both have to make your wife happy now?
07:17Yeah, damn right we do
07:18If you want her to keep making her gross food
07:19And keeping my house stocked with ginger ale
07:22Oh, Jesus Christ
07:23Maybe you're gonna kill her
07:24Tell your dad to leave me alone
07:29Um, excuse me
07:32Are you Shane Hollander?
07:34Yeah
07:35Oh my god
07:36Can we get a picture with you?
07:38Um, I kinda had my hands full at the moment
07:42Um, could you hold his baby for him, please?
07:45So we can get a picture
07:46Hold his baby?
07:50I'm sorry, buddy
07:51Hey, first of all
07:53It's my fucking baby
07:54Four times
07:55And second
07:56Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
07:57Oh, you're the worst one
07:59You can't say stuff like that to her
08:00It's true
08:01And second
08:02They didn't even fucking recognize me
08:03Ding ding ding
08:04We've hit five times
08:05That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie
08:06Oh, come on
08:07Come on
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08:44you
08:49are you talking to me now?
08:52You are talking to me.
08:54No, you know me.
08:58So, anything serious?
08:59No.
09:03Even with Jane?
09:07What?
09:08You've already been a few years.
09:10I thought it was something serious.
09:13Or something like that.
09:17Nothing serious.
09:19In general.
09:22Okay.
09:23Sasha tells me hello.
09:35I'm heading out for a bit.
09:37Cool.
09:38To meet a friend.
09:40Nice.
09:41I'll be back later.
09:43I won't wait up.
09:45It's not like that.
09:46It's just a friend.
09:49So, Lily's just a buddy?
09:51What?
09:52Chill out, man.
09:53I know you text some girl named Lily.
09:54I don't.
09:55Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
09:59Or don't.
10:00I don't care.
10:01Actually, I hope you do.
10:02You always play better after.
10:03Go fuck yourself.
10:04Oh, I plan to.
10:05Probably more than once.
10:06Love a hotel room.
10:07Gross.
10:08Bye.
10:10Oh, yeah.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:13Oh, yeah.
10:36Take my shoes off.
10:37No, you're looking.
10:38Okay.
10:43Wow.
10:45Wow.
10:46This place is great.
10:49Did you get this built?
10:50Or do you know who did it?
10:53Mr. Real Estate.
10:55That's not what I meant.
10:56I just...
10:57You think we need to talk?
10:58No, after.
10:59I'm okay.
11:00No, after.
11:01Okay.
11:02Good.
11:11Oh.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:23Oh, my God.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:26I should go.
11:50Or you could stay.
11:53Stay?
11:56Yours tonight.
11:58I'm not done with you.
12:01And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
12:05I told Hayden.
12:07Isn't your mother?
12:09No.
12:10No, he's not.
12:11Fuck off.
12:13Who cares what you told Hayden?
12:23Stay.
12:26Okay.
12:29Okay.
12:30Okay.
12:31Okay.
12:32I'm hungry.
12:33For what?
12:34For food.
12:35Hey.
12:36Hey.
12:37Hey.
12:38Hey.
12:39Hey.
12:40Hey.
12:41Hey.
12:42Hey.
12:43You licked on the milk?
12:44I'm hungry.
12:45I'm hungry.
12:46For what?
12:47For food, per my heart.
12:48Hey.
12:49I'm hungry.
12:52For what?
12:54For food.
12:55Hey.
13:10You want tuna melt?
13:13You want to make me tuna melt?
13:15I was going to make one for me.
13:16I'll make two.
13:19You head to Florida after this, right?
13:22Yeah, right after the game.
13:23Tampa, then Sunrise.
13:25Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
13:27Ah, all the hot spots.
13:31Ginger oil good enough?
13:33Yeah, it's great.
13:35Good.
13:37Food will be ready soon.
13:41Jesus Christ.
13:43You know this guy, Ryan Price?
13:45Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
13:48You did a season with him, right?
13:50He's not what you would think.
13:52How so?
13:54Like, he's quiet.
13:56Doesn't talk.
13:58Keeps to himself.
14:00Not bad guy.
14:01Doesn't make friends.
14:02Well, he gets traded every season.
14:04Tough to make friends that way.
14:06Probably he wants to get traded again.
14:08Buffalo is terrible.
14:10Yeah, and their team sucks too.
14:12And people say you're not funny.
14:16They do?
14:18Yeah.
14:19They say you're boring too.
14:20Who says that?
14:21Me.
14:22What's your favorite city to play in?
14:26On the road?
14:27On the road.
14:28Mmm.
14:29I like New York.
14:30Guys, it is New York.
14:32They fucking hate me there.
14:34They hate you everywhere.
14:35They know.
14:36Not Florida.
14:37It's full of Boston people.
14:39And you?
14:41I like Ottawa.
14:43Cause it's my hometown.
14:45Toronto, Winnipeg.
14:46I'm happy they have a team again.
14:51What?
14:52Boring answers?
14:53Yes.
14:54Well, I like the hot places too.
14:56Mmm.
14:57Hot like weather hot.
14:59Oh, okay.
15:00L.A. is hot.
15:01Hot women.
15:04Yeah, sure.
15:05I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
15:07There is a girl I like you very much.
15:11Svetlana.
15:14Oh.
15:16She's old friend.
15:17From Russia.
15:18Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
15:22She knows everything about hockey.
15:26Cool.
15:27And she likes you very much.
15:30Oh.
15:32That's nice.
15:33So she's like your girlfriend?
15:38No, no.
15:39Nothing like that.
15:41She's old friend.
15:43Sometimes we fuck, but...
15:46She's busy these days.
15:48You know, new business selling fancy cars.
15:50Sounds perfect for you.
15:53Yes, it's close to that.
15:58But what?
15:59But it's nothing more than that.
16:03We're either of us.
16:06But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
16:10You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
16:12No.
16:14I think I will find someone else.
16:20But you know me.
16:22I'm lazy, so...
16:26I don't know that's out of you at all.
16:27No.
16:32Stay, stay.
16:33I'll give it.
16:46You like them?
16:48Yeah.
16:50Girls.
16:53Oh, yeah, sure.
16:55Of course I do.
16:58I never hear about you at girls.
17:01It's private.
17:03Right, private.
17:05I keep a lot of things private.
17:07Obviously.
17:12I like girls.
17:13Yeah, no shit.
17:15But I also like you.
17:18Buggy me?
17:20Not this person.
17:21Of course.
17:23Of course not, I'm boring.
17:24But you have a good mouth.
17:25But you have a good mouth.
17:45I've asked you, Dad.
17:46We talked to him yesterday.
17:49Dad.
17:51Dad.
17:53Where Alexei?
17:55My brother, Alexei?
17:56Is he with you?
17:59You're one?
18:02There you go?
18:03Paulina, it's your wife, dad.
18:07Dad, good, calm down.
18:15I'll call him Alexei.
18:17I'll call him.
18:20Where are you?
18:22Come on, he's a psycho.
18:24I'm paying for you to be with him there, fool!
18:33You still hungry?
18:40No, no, thank you. That was great.
18:43Good.
18:47How was your father?
18:52I speak Russian now.
18:54I know the word for father.
19:03Oh, my God.
22:03I should, uh, I should go, um, I should go, I should stay, I can't, tea meeting in the
22:20morning, I forgot, so, okay, you forgot tea meeting, thank you for the tuna mouth,
22:28um, uh, I'm sorry, just, I can't, I can't, I can't do this, I'm sorry,
22:58are we expecting someone else? Oh, no, it's just the three of us, thank you.
23:10Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon? Rolex really wants you there. I think they're worried
23:15the box is too Tennessee, I think. Does that mean too white?
23:22I thought you liked your deal with Rolex. I do. Well, you certainly love the money,
23:25in their great seats, I mean, they're next to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
23:31I don't think I should skip training. Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
23:36I don't have time for that right now, Mom, all my time is scheduled. No, I just meant...
23:39I get, like, two weeks off a year, I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know,
23:43trying to make conversation about what, Swedish politics? Okay.
23:47Can I get anyone a drink? We'll take this Chablis, please.
23:51Three glasses? Uh, I'll have a ginger ale, please.
23:53Oh, we don't have that. Sparkling water? Sure, thank you.
23:58I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
24:00No, I can't. Not during the season.
24:05Shane.
24:08Yeah?
24:09Is everything all right?
24:10Why, because I don't want wine?
24:12Well, you just seem tense.
24:14I'm fine.
24:14Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon, just the three of us, would be fun.
24:23And I think you should think about it.
24:25You could make a week of it.
24:26Go to a play, see Big Ben.
24:29You loved it when you were a kid.
24:30You guys should go.
24:31You'd have a great time.
24:33You're the tennis fan, Dad.
24:33Well, they're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
24:36It's you they want.
24:37We're just the parents.
24:39You're the main attraction.
24:40Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
24:42They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
24:45Honey, I don't want you to lie.
24:48That's not who you are.
24:50Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
24:56It's okay.
24:58Anything you want to talk about?
25:01Let's think about London.
25:03Maybe it could be fun.
25:05I'm just going to use the washer.
25:09Swedish princess?
25:12I don't know.
25:20Hey, man.
25:24Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
25:27I was about to...
25:28Bullshit.
25:29Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
25:31My buddy, Francois, the chef.
25:32You remember him?
25:33Oh, yeah.
25:34He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
25:37JJ.
25:38The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
25:42All of them?
25:43I don't fucking know.
25:44Get down here.
25:45You remember the restaurant, right?
25:46Le Tambou?
25:48I don't know.
25:50Yes, you bitch.
25:57Good to see you.
25:59Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
26:02Tonight is our meatloaf.
26:08Do you have any ginger ale?
26:10I mean, I do, but...
26:12Actually, just a beer, please.
26:14Whatever you have on tap.
26:15Shane Hollander, have whatever he wants here.
26:20You keep it, then.
26:28It's an honor.
26:34Cool crowd, huh?
26:35Shane, a bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
26:38Rose Landry is here, man.
26:39She is?
26:40Yeah.
26:40I might be needing another one of these.
26:43I might be needing another one of these.
26:43I might be needing another one of these.
27:10Are you here to help me finish these fries?
27:17The chef gave them to me, and they're really good.
27:20I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
27:25Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
27:29I'm Rose, by the way.
27:30I'm Shane, I'm, wow, I'm a big fan.
27:35Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
27:37Really?
27:39I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
27:43I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
27:45Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
27:47Um, I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
28:05Wow.
28:05By Bill Paxton.
28:07That is terrible.
28:08He was actually pretty nice to me.
28:10And it was good practice.
28:12Getting kidnapped?
28:14I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies,
28:17including the one I'm getting right now.
28:20Fuck, you...
28:21You didn't hear that.
28:23No, they literally have me murdered.
28:25If they find out, I told you.
28:27My lips are sealed.
28:30Okay.
28:31Your turn.
28:33Well, I've never been kidnapped.
28:35I mean, there have been threats.
28:36No, not what I meant.
28:40Shane Hollander.
28:41Eight years old.
28:42Paint me a picture.
28:47Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
28:52The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years,
28:55so I'm probably just having fun.
28:58Did it stop being fun?
29:01No.
29:02Well, I mean, kind of.
29:05I love it, but it got more intense,
29:08so I guess I kind of got more intense, too,
29:11if that makes sense.
29:13Yeah, it does.
29:16And I bet that being the only Asian kid
29:19didn't make it less intense.
29:22I wasn't the only one.
29:23There was one other.
29:24He hated me, though.
29:28I have a Western last name,
29:30so it's like the other kids kind of forgot
29:33to make fun of me.
29:34And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
29:39I was all right.
29:43John tapped out at NCAA.
29:46But he still made it to the Frozen Four of Princeton.
29:48That's amazing.
29:49He's an agent now, naturally.
29:52And Peter's in the AHL.
29:55Undrafted, but hey.
29:56Still not nothing.
29:57Not nothing indeed.
30:01So this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
30:05No.
30:06I was here a few years ago
30:07shooting this horrible FBI movie.
30:10Underdark?
30:11Kidnapped?
30:12Come on.
30:13No.
30:14I fly a lot.
30:15I watch a lot of movies.
30:16No, that movie is so bad.
30:17It's not great.
30:18No, it's horrible.
30:19You're really good.
30:19I'm so bad in it.
30:21No, you're good.
30:22Well, I'm barely in it.
30:23I was here for a week,
30:24and it was the summer.
30:26Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
30:28Michigan, remember?
30:30Your winter doesn't scare me.
30:39So, um,
30:41are you going to be in town a little while this time?
30:42Oh, um,
30:43wear it.
30:44Put it on my visa.
30:45Hey.
30:45I don't want you to go.
30:48Oh, oh.
30:48Get you my love.
30:50Oh, oh.
30:50Take you inside.
30:52I'll show you I'm real.
30:53I'm real.
30:55Block it, I'm from.
30:56Baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
30:59Push it, I'm from.
31:00Baby, you're gonna let me go.
31:02I will be taking you home.
31:04Underdark.
31:05Yeah, way, way.
31:06Underdark.
31:08Underdark.
31:09Dansé collé.
31:10Ros, Ros, you gotta see this.
31:17You're gonna do shit, man.
31:19So.
31:22What's up?
31:24No.
31:25I know, right?
31:25She's like a huge fucking movie star.
31:27How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
31:28She's shooting a film in Montreal.
31:30How the fuck do you know that?
31:31It says it right there.
31:32The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
31:35I've never seen Rose this happy.
31:36The source goes on to say,
31:37I'd be fucking happy if I was bangin' Rose fucking Landry.
32:01And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
32:04That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
32:07Seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
32:25No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
32:28but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love,
32:32as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X-Squad sequel.
32:36Woody stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
32:41Well, it's hard to blame either one.
32:42They are definitely one hot couple.
32:44They are five.
32:45Hey!
32:46I was watching that.
32:46Here.
32:46Oh, God!
32:51Get ready.
32:51Oh, fuck.
32:54Stop my talk.
32:56Okay, man.
32:59Still jockeying for the tough spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
33:04Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
33:09and their arch rivals and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
33:12But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
33:14Oh, fuck.
33:44Let's go!
33:45Let's go!
34:04We'll get him, buddy.
34:05No rust.
34:08In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
34:14If you can call one-nothing a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
34:19But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
34:22Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
34:31Fuck this shit.
34:34I need a good lead.
34:35Let's go out.
34:36Where?
34:37We're in Montreal.
34:38We'll find the fucking club.
34:41They'll be bull!
34:43On it.
34:44Jesus.
34:45Jesus.
34:45Hi, handsome.
35:07Good game tonight, babe?
35:12No, it wasn't.
35:13No, it wasn't.
35:15But you won.
35:16I need a beer.
35:17I bet you do.
35:18Did you watch the game, too?
35:19Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty blood.
35:23Miles, don't be terrible.
35:24I have no problem watching sweaters.
35:27Okay, I want to dance.
35:29I don't know.
35:30I'm beat, man.
35:30Come on.
35:31I never get to game.
35:32Okay, that is a lie.
35:33Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
35:34Yeah, that makes two of us.
35:35Come on.
35:35Miles, get a champagne.
35:37Sorry about that.
35:48Can I have one more, please?
35:49All of interest, all of interest, all of interest, all of interest, all of interest.
36:01And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed.
36:23They say it's my fault, but I want it so much.
36:26When I fly her away, for the summer rain, coming over my face, what she will be ashamed.
36:31When I stop and say, don't worry me, cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
36:36I can try to pretend, I can try to forget, but it's driving me mad, going out of my head.
36:42All this air, all this air, want it to my head, want it to my head, want it to my head, want it to my head.
37:07I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:37I gotta go to the bathroom.
38:07I gotta go to the bathroom.
38:37I gotta go to the bathroom.
39:07I gotta go to the bathroom.
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