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00:01I need you.
00:17Marlowe cutting through center, drops it back for Rosadoff, who's all alone.
00:20Rosadoff eats, he scores!
00:23Hollander on the ice for both of Rosadoff's goals tonight.
00:26Have a good night.
00:31That's nice.
00:32I think there's still time for a head trick.
00:34Should I do now or with a second?
00:36Cause, I don't know, the second is more fun, but...
00:41Rosadoff scores!
00:43Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:46The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:56My mood, my man, so changeable and such a laughable end to me.
01:03My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:07There's nowhere to go along.
01:10High on my sleeve, not where we should be.
01:14The songs are the king again.
01:17My nose, my face, my daily face.
01:21It's the calendar page again.
01:24Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:28Share some light, share some light on me.
01:32Take it slow, take it easy on me.
01:35Take it easy on me, share some light, share some light.
01:38Share some light, share some light.
01:39I'll have to come up with you.
01:40All right, guys. Look for me, man.
01:43Good day, good day.
01:46Okay, try it easy.
01:55My room and me, not as good as we've been.
01:58It's the dirtiest place.
02:00Yeah, yeah.
02:25For the first time in 16 years,
02:27the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
02:30What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
02:57All right, Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
03:13Yes.
03:14Am I watching just a second?
03:15Okay?
03:16That's great, Shane.
03:17Over your shoulder.
03:18This is great, okay?
03:19Feel the camera directly to the camera.
03:21Hit that mark and give you that pose.
03:22God, see you.
03:23Leave all the hideaway.
03:25There's nowhere to go to belong.
03:28Heart on my sleeve.
03:30Not barely shaking.
03:32Do the songs like a kid again.
03:35Take it slow.
03:37Take it easy on me.
03:39It's just a lie.
03:41Just a lie.
03:42Oh, please.
03:43Take it slow.
03:44Take it easy on me.
03:46It's just a lie.
03:48Can we call it a dynasty?
03:54Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions
03:58for the second year in a row.
04:00Not since Chicago in the late 90s
04:02have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:05Why can't I call it a party?
04:07Leave all the hideaway.
04:08There's nowhere to go.
04:10There's nowhere to go.
04:12Take it slow.
04:14Take it easy on me.
04:16It's just a lie.
04:18It's just a lie.
04:19I'm gonna please.
04:20Take it slow.
04:22Take it easy on me.
04:24It's just a lie.
04:25It's just a lie.
04:26It's just a lie.
04:27I'm gonna please.
04:28I think it's great.
04:29It's a lie.
04:30It's just a lie.
04:31I think.
04:33It seems a lie.
04:34It seems like it's perfect it must have been a Eğer instance.
04:36It almost went across three places.
04:37It's just a lie.
04:38It was dangerous.
04:39It's a lie.
04:40It's like an attack.
04:41It's a lie.
04:42It's like it's out.
04:43One highlight is a good win.
04:44It's a lie.
04:45Ayoull.
04:46Hi girlfriend.
04:47Just a lie.
04:48מצan's play your own!
04:50I like me.
04:51I'm going back after Abraham himself.
04:52I have to get on the party.
04:53I love you guys.
04:54I want you guys to go over there now.
04:55I know I want you guys to put that play in a play.
04:56Oh, my man.
05:13Purple.
05:14Sorry, Shane, can we?
05:17Yeah, sorry.
05:18We're going to go now?
05:19Okay.
05:20That's right.
05:21Okay.
05:22Wow.
05:23That's the stuff.
05:24Oh, my boy.
05:28You can love my man.
05:49She's what?
05:50Pregnant.
05:51Jackie's pregnant.
05:53Again?
05:54Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
05:56You've got to work on your lying.
05:57Hey, Hayden, what great news.
05:59Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
06:00No, I mean a fourth kid.
06:02That's awesome, man.
06:03Really.
06:04Holy shit, dude.
06:06Ruby, Emma, slow down!
06:08I mean, she's fucking boring, right?
06:10Fair enough.
06:11Ruby?
06:12Ruby!
06:13How do you know it's Ruby?
06:14Because she's a beast.
06:16So?
06:17So what?
06:18So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
06:21Geez, hey, you want to get me pregnant too?
06:23I don't think I'm ready.
06:25I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
06:27You're an asshole.
06:28Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
06:30Was it Jennifer?
06:31Jessica.
06:32Jessica.
06:33You ever hit that?
06:34Don't say hit that.
06:35Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
06:37I'm not.
06:38Here.
06:39Tag.
06:40You are it.
06:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
06:42Oh, yeah.
06:43Look, I'm just saying, man.
06:45If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
06:46You know?
06:47You could do a couple of stuff.
06:48It'd be fun.
06:49I'm not...
06:50I mean, she's...
06:51I don't see her anymore.
06:52I think she's engaged or something.
06:54Fair enough.
06:55So, um...
06:57Jackie is this friend, right?
06:59Paid.
07:00What?
07:01Dude, she's fucking hot.
07:02She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
07:03I don't know.
07:04Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
07:06And she's funny.
07:07Swear jar two times.
07:08Oh, fuck.
07:09Three.
07:10Okay, come on, man.
07:11Why not?
07:12Can I just show you her Insta?
07:13Fine.
07:14Yes.
07:15Jackie will be happy.
07:16We both have to make your wife happy now?
07:17Yeah, damn right we do.
07:18If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
07:22Oh, Jesus Christ.
07:23Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
07:28Tell your dad to leave me alone.
07:31Um, excuse me?
07:33Are you Shane Hollander?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Oh, my God.
07:37Can we get a picture with you?
07:39Um, I kinda had my hands full at the moment.
07:42Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
07:49Hold his baby.
07:50I'm sorry, buddy.
07:52Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
07:54Four times.
07:55And second...
07:56Oh, wait.
07:57Do I have other kids?
07:58Oh, you're the worst one!
08:00You can't say stuff like that to her.
08:01It's true.
08:02And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
08:04Ding, ding, ding.
08:05We've hit five times.
08:06That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
08:07Oh, come on.
08:08NARC!
08:09NARC!
08:10NARC!
08:11NARC!
08:12NARC!
08:13NARC!
08:14But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
08:18Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
08:22This is my favorite place on earth.
08:24And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
08:27I'm ready.
08:28Well, maybe you decided that we were left to watch.
08:31And it doesn't matter what.
08:33Sorry.
08:34It's such a shame that I feel like I'm in trouble.
08:37Mm.
08:38Mm.
08:39Зато он действительно красавчик, да?
08:44Ты с кем-то сейчас встречаешься?
08:51Ливнуешь?
08:52Нет.
08:53Ты же не знаешь.
08:55То есть, ничего серьезного?
08:58Нет.
09:03Даже не с Джейн?
09:07Что?
09:08Вы уже несколько лет переписываетесь.
09:10Я думала, может быть, это что-то серьезное или что-то типа того.
09:17Ничего серьезного.
09:19Вообще.
09:22Окей.
09:23Саша передает привет.
09:28А может сейчас?
09:30Особенно.
09:34Я голодный момент.
09:35curiosity.
09:49Особенно.
09:50Особенно.
09:51А могу постараться легко-
09:52я убить.
09:53Н Juice продают.
09:54Нwor.
09:55Я нес 급о.
09:56Грали.
09:57it out. Or don't. I don't care. Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after. Go fuck
10:03yourself. Oh, I plan to. Probably more than once. Love a hotel room. Gross. Bye.
10:27Go ahead. Take my shoes off. No, you're good.
10:43Wow. Wow. This place is great. Did you get this built? Or do you know who did?
10:52Mr. Real Estate. That's not what I meant. I just...
10:57You think we need to talk? No, we have to.
10:59Okay.
11:00Okay.
11:03Okay.
11:07Oh.
11:09Oh.
11:10Oh.
11:11Oh.
11:12Oh.
11:13Oh.
11:14Oh.
11:15Oh.
11:16Oh.
11:17Oh.
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11:24Oh.
11:25Oh.
11:26Oh.
11:27Oh.
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11:35Oh.
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11:38Oh.
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11:40Oh.
11:41Oh.
11:42Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:44Oh.
11:45Oh.
11:46Oh.
11:47Oh.
11:48Oh.
11:49Oh.
11:50Oh.
11:51Oh.
11:52Oh.
11:53Oh.
11:54Oh.
11:55yours tonight i'm not done with you and we have afternoon game tomorrow so no morning practice
12:05i told hayden is it your mother no no he's not
12:13who cares what you told hayden
12:15stay okay okay
12:45i'm hungry for what for food hey
12:59you like tuna melt you want to make me tuna melts i was gonna make one for me i can make two
13:19you head to florida after this right yeah right after the game tampa then sunrise
13:25then we go to dallas and st louis ah all the hot spots ginger ale good enough
13:32yeah it's great good food will be ready soon
13:40jesus christ you know this guy ran price yeah from playing against him and not wanting to fight him
13:47you did a season with him right he's not what you would think how so like he's quiet
13:57doesn't talk keeps to himself not bad guy doesn't make friends well he gets traded every season tough
14:05to make friends that way and probably he wants to get traded again buffalo is terrible
14:09yeah and their team sucks too people say you're not funny they do yeah they say you're boring too who says
14:21that me what's your favorite city to play in on the road i like new york guys is new york
14:32they fucking hate me there they hit you everywhere they know not florida it's full of boston people
14:40and you i like ottawa because it's my hometown toronto winnipeg i'm happy they have a team again
14:48what a boring answer yes well i like the hot places too hot like weather hot okay la is hot hot women
15:04yeah sure i mean there are hot women everywhere
15:06there is a girl i like you very much svetlana huh she's old friend from russia her father was famous
15:20goaltender of soviet team she knows everything about talking cool and she likes you very much
15:28oh that's nice so she's like your girlfriend no no nothing like that she's old friend sometimes we
15:44fuck but she's busy these days you know new business selling fancy cars sounds perfect for you
15:51yes she's close to that right but what
16:01but it's nothing more than that we're either of us
16:06but it's nice to have regular women like that you think she's the only woman in boston who'd sleep
16:12with you i think i will find someone else
16:15but you know me i'm easy so
16:25i don't know if that's out of you at all
16:32no stay stay i'll give it
16:46you like them yeah girls
16:53oh yeah sure of course i do
16:58i never heard about you with girls
17:01it's private
17:03right right i keep a lot of things private
17:07obviously
17:08i like girls yeah no shit but i also like you
17:18buggy me not this person of course of course not i'm boring i bet you have a good mouth
17:25but i don't feel like i don't think so
17:28but i don't feel like it's just a kind of funny
17:32we've got you
17:40and i always say
17:42that's what i do
17:46in the morning
17:49oh
17:49i'm sorry
17:50oh
17:51oh
17:53i think
17:53My brother, Alexey, is he with you?
17:58Are you there?
18:00Polina is there?
18:03Polina, she's your wife.
18:06Dad.
18:07Dad.
18:08Okay, calm down.
18:14I'll call him Alexey.
18:16I'll call him.
18:18Where are you?
18:21I'll call him.
18:23I'll call him.
18:38You still hungry?
18:40No, no, thank you. That was great.
18:42Good.
18:47How was your father?
18:51How do you speak Russian?
18:53I know the word for father.
19:21Your father.
19:23I can tell.
19:25I'm here.
19:27You're the one.
19:29I'm ready.
19:31I'm ready.
19:33I'm ready.
19:35We'll start again.
19:37I've got a note.
19:39I've got a note.
19:41I'm ready.
22:15I should stay.
22:17I can't.
22:19Tea meeting in the morning.
22:20I forgot.
22:21So...
22:21Okay.
22:24You forgot tea meeting.
22:26Thank you for the tuna melt.
22:28Mm-hmm.
22:29Mm-hmm.
22:30Um...
22:31I'm sorry.
22:35Just...
22:36I can't...
22:40Hollander.
22:42I...
22:43Just...
22:44I can't...
22:45I can't do this.
22:50Hollander.
22:50Are we expecting someone else?
23:06Oh, no.
23:06It's just the three of us.
23:10Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
23:12Rolex really wants you there.
23:13I think they're worried the box is too Tennessee, I think.
23:18Does that mean too white?
23:22I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
23:24I do.
23:24Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats.
23:26I mean, they're next to a prince, or...
23:29No, actually, a Swedish princess.
23:30I don't think I should skip training.
23:33Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
23:36I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
23:38All my time is scheduled.
23:39No, I just meant...
23:39I get, like, two weeks off a year.
23:41I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
23:43Trying to make conversation about what?
23:45Swedish politics?
23:47Okay.
23:47Can I get anyone a drink?
23:49We'll take this Chablis, please.
23:51Three glasses?
23:52I'll have a ginger ale, please.
23:53Oh, we don't have that.
23:54Sparkling water?
23:56Sure, thank you.
23:58I'm sure you could have a glass of wine.
24:00If that's what you want.
24:00No, I can't.
24:01Not during the season.
24:05Shane.
24:08Yeah?
24:09Is everything all right?
24:10Why, because I don't want wine?
24:12Well, you just seem tense.
24:14I'm fine.
24:16Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
24:21just the three of us, would be fun.
24:23And I think you should think about it.
24:25You could make a week of it.
24:26Go to a play, see Big Ben.
24:29You loved it when you were a kid.
24:30You guys should go.
24:31You'd have a great time.
24:33You're the tennis fan, Dad.
24:34They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
24:36It's you they want.
24:37We're just the parents.
24:39You're the main attraction.
24:40Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
24:42They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
24:45Honey, I don't want you to lie.
24:48That's not who you are.
24:50Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
24:56It's okay.
24:58Anything you want to talk about?
25:02Let's think about London.
25:03Maybe it could be fun.
25:05I'm just going to use the washer.
25:10Swedish princess?
25:10I don't know.
25:23Hey, man.
25:24Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
25:27I was about to...
25:28Bullshit.
25:29Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
25:31My buddy, Francois, the chef.
25:32You remember him?
25:33Oh, yeah.
25:34He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
25:37JJ?
25:38The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
25:42All of them?
25:43I don't fucking know.
25:44Get down here.
25:45You remember the restaurant, right?
25:46Le Tambou?
25:48I don't know.
25:53Yes, you bitch.
25:54Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
26:02Tonight is our meat-up.
26:08Do you have any ginger ale?
26:10I mean, I do, but...
26:12Actually, just a beer, please.
26:14Whatever you have on tap.
26:15Shane Hollander, have whatever he wants here.
26:24You keep it, then.
26:28It's an honor.
26:34Cool crowd, huh?
26:35Shane, a bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
26:38Rose Landry is here, man.
26:39She is?
26:40Yeah.
26:41I might be needing another one of these.
26:43I don't know.
27:06She's all right.
27:06Are you here to help me finish these fries?
27:17The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
27:20I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
27:25Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
27:29I'm Rose, by the way.
27:30I'm Shane.
27:32Wow, I'm a big fan.
27:33Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
27:38Really?
27:39I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
27:43I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
27:45Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
27:47I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
28:05Wow.
28:05By Bill Paxton.
28:07That is terrible.
28:08He was actually pretty nice to me.
28:10And it was good practice.
28:12Getting kidnapped?
28:13All right, I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm doing right now.
28:20Fuck, you...
28:21You didn't hear that.
28:23No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
28:27My lips are sealed.
28:30Okay.
28:31Your turn.
28:33Well, I've never been kidnapped.
28:35I mean, there have been threats.
28:36No, not what I meant.
28:38Shane Hollander, eight years old.
28:42Paint me a picture.
28:48Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
28:52The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
28:58Did it stop being fun?
29:00No, I mean, kind of.
29:05I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that makes sense.
29:13Yeah, it does.
29:16And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
29:22I wasn't the only one.
29:23There was one other.
29:24He hated me, though.
29:28I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
29:34And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
29:38I was all right.
29:43John tapped out at NCAA.
29:46But he still made it to the Frozen Four of Princeton.
29:48That's amazing.
29:49He's an agent now, naturally.
29:50Uh, and Peter's in the AHL.
29:55Undrafted, but hey.
29:56Still not nothing.
29:57Not nothing indeed.
30:01So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
30:05Uh, no.
30:06I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
30:10Underdark?
30:11Kidnapped?
30:12Come on.
30:13No.
30:14I fly a lot.
30:15I watch a lot of movies.
30:16No, that movie is so bad.
30:17It's not great.
30:18No, it's horrible.
30:19You're really good.
30:19I'm so bad in it.
30:21No, you're good.
30:22Well, I'm barely in it.
30:23I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
30:26Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
30:28Michigan, remember?
30:30Your winter doesn't scare me.
30:39So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
30:42Putnelly, put it on your face, put it down my visa.
30:46I want you to go, oh-oh-oh.
30:48Get you my love, oh-oh, oh.
30:51Take you inside to show you I'm real, I'm real.
30:55Blocket FM, baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
30:59Pushet FM, baby, never let me go.
31:02I will be taking you home.
31:04Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
31:17You're gonna shit, man.
31:19So.
31:22What's up?
31:24No.
31:25I know, right?
31:25She's like a huge fucking movie star.
31:27How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
31:28She's shooting a film in Montreal.
31:30How the fuck do you know that?
31:31It says it right there.
31:32The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
31:35I've never seen Rose this happy.
31:36The source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Lansfield.
31:40And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
32:03That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
32:16That seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
32:19No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
32:30wag about her new love, as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated
32:35ex-squad sequel.
32:36Woody stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't
32:40they?
32:41Well, it's hard to blame either one.
32:42They are definitely one hot couple.
32:44They are five.
32:44Hey, I was watching that.
32:46Here.
32:48Oh, God!
32:51You're Rose.
32:51Oh, fuck.
32:54I stopped my talk.
32:56Okay, man.
32:57Still jockeying for the tough spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
33:04Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
33:09and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
33:12But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
33:14Oh, my God.
33:44Go get him, buddy.
34:05No rust.
34:08In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders
34:11managed four shots on goal in the third period.
34:14If you can call 1-0 a victory,
34:17and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
34:19But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
34:21Where was Ilya Rosenhoff?
34:31Fuck this shit.
34:34I need a good lead. Let's go out.
34:36Where?
34:37We're in Montreal. We find the fucking club.
34:41Delby Bull!
34:42On it.
34:44Jesus.
34:54Over to your side, over to your side,
34:56running through my head, running through my head,
34:57running through my head,
34:59over to your side, over to your side,
35:01running through my head,
35:02running through my head,
35:03over to your side, over to your side,
35:04it's high, it's high, it's high, it's high, it's high, it's high, it's high, it's high, it's high, it's high, it's high, it's high.
35:06Oh, handsome.
35:07good game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won i need a beer i bet you do did you
35:18watch the game too yeah i watched a few clips on rose's phone but it was a sweaty blood miles don't
35:23be terrible i have no problem watching sweaters okay i want to dance i don't know i'm beat man
35:30come on i never get to game okay that is a lie hey i want to dance with shane yeah that makes
35:35too much smile you got a champagne
35:37sorry about that can i have one more please
36:05and i'm all mixed up feeling cornered and rushed they say it's my fault but i want it so much
36:26i want to fly her away from the summer rain coming over my face wash away all the shame
36:31when i stop and say don't worry me cause i'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me
36:36i can try to pretend i can try to forget but it's driving me man
36:40too much
36:51crazy
36:53hot
36:54I got to go to the bathroom.
37:24I got to go to the bathroom.
37:54I got to go to the bathroom.
38:24I got to go to the bathroom.
38:54I got to go to the bathroom.
39:24I got to go to the bathroom.
39:30I got to go to the bathroom.
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