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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07Let's go.
01:08Yo, Rain.
01:10Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skylar was practically begging for it.
01:27well why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone yes sir anything you say sir
01:32later hey uh try not to you know set the whole boarding school on fire again while you're at
01:39yeah fuck you man i fucking hate that guy you good my hero you know i'll always save you sky
01:51practically like my kid sister hon you're like three months older than me dumbass whatever
01:59hey have you seen carly
02:01maybe she's in my room come on
02:09hey carly
02:12you've gotta be fucking kidding me
02:18it's not like we're exclusive yeah i said every cheater ever and how would a virgin like you know
02:24hey man she just she just hopped on top of me um but i guess jesse can't keep his girl satisfied
02:32come on you don't need this excuse me
02:37and what do you think he needs
02:43i don't know maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed
02:49you mean a frigid loser like you
02:51keep dreaming
02:53and keep your hands off bitch
02:55hey you know actually yes
02:58someone exactly like her
03:00you did me a favor
03:03i was coming in here to break up with you
03:06because skylar and i are together now
03:09her
03:13miss i sleep with the student handbook you're dating her
03:17not the only thing she's sleeping with now
03:19right babe
03:20right
03:24yeah
03:28since when
03:30about a week or so
03:34i don't know what took me so long
03:36i had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years
03:38i'm done wasting time
03:42let's get out of here
03:44what the fuck
03:51um
03:53what the fuck
03:54i know
03:55i know that came out of nowhere
03:57and i'm sorry to spring that on you
03:59but
03:59i actually think that this could work
04:01you
04:03you think that we could work
04:07totally
04:08carly always wants what she can't have
04:12and if she thinks we're dating it'll
04:14it'll
04:14make her crazy jealous
04:16and come running back
04:17she'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks tops
04:20you
04:21you still want her
04:22after that
04:23after what she just did
04:26okay
04:28she's drunk
04:30i'm mad but
04:32but she's the total package
04:34you know
04:34she's the one
04:36look
04:39i need your help
04:41sky
04:41you're
04:44you're my best friend
04:44and
04:45and the only one i trust
04:46please
04:48he asked you to do what
04:54shut up
04:55isn't this a good thing
04:57you've been in love with him since you were like eight
04:58i thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops
05:00no it's
05:01it's not real
05:03okay
05:04i
05:05i mean
05:06he's just doing it to get back with carly
05:08god
05:11i
05:11i don't get it
05:12take away
05:13the push-up bra
05:14and daddy's credit card
05:15and what's left
05:16i
05:17i can't do it
05:18i mean
05:20i don't
05:20want to let jesse down
05:22but i just
05:23i think it would kill me
05:26genuinely
05:27i've just
05:29i have wanted him to ask me out
05:32for so long
05:33but
05:34not like this
05:37damn dude
05:41it's too bad this isn't a movie
05:43because if it was
05:45all you have to do is
05:46fake date him
05:48then
05:48he'd fall in love with you
05:49without even realizing
05:51wait
05:55wait
05:55no
05:58i
05:59i mean that wouldn't really work
06:01right
06:02why not
06:02that's the way it always goes
06:04okay
06:04guy
06:05fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous
06:07then boom
06:08he realizes girl was the one all along
06:09happily ever after
06:11you think
06:15i know
06:17go accept your beloved's faux-posal
06:19and operation rom-com is officially underway
06:21okay
06:24you are you looking for someone
06:38yeah
06:40my boyfriend
06:41what
06:44you don't have a boyfriend
06:46you've never had a boyfriend
06:49you've never hooked up with anyone
06:50i mean i'd be surprised
06:51if you ever even kiss someone
06:53so yeah
06:54you and jesse
06:55i don't buy it
06:57you're right
06:59you're too
06:59too innocent
07:00you know
07:02too much of a good girl
07:03no
07:04i
07:05i'm not
07:05but maybe i'm just
07:07waiting for the right guy
07:09well you should have kept him waiting
07:11he's not your type
07:14what would you know about my type
07:16i know you don't
07:18look at him the way you look at me
07:19right
07:22because i look at you
07:24with unadulterated loathing
07:26whereas i look at him with love
07:28now
07:30if you'll excuse me
07:32yeah enjoy um
07:35enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend
07:39showtime
07:48whoa whoa whoa hey slow down
07:50you sure about this
07:52no
07:54i would do anything for you jesse
07:57come out
07:59okay come on
08:05babe
08:06let's dance
08:07it's not working
08:27hey we just
08:28need to get her attention
08:29oh my word
08:31yeah
08:32oh
08:36oh
08:36she looked
08:37she looked
08:38now what
08:38okay um
08:39do something like romantic
08:41in my ear
08:42you know
08:42like how you
08:43liked me for a long time
08:45i've liked you for a long time
08:49skylar
08:50me too jesse
08:54little public for a first kiss
09:03no
09:03i got me man
09:05you don't actually have to kiss me
09:10oh
09:11do you want carly back or not
09:12the sound is shit man
09:14come on
09:18let's go somewhere a little more private
09:20nice moves
09:25what
09:36what the hell are you doing
09:38like you
09:39you know make it make it sound like we're hooking up
09:41look do you want her to be jealous or not
09:45oh yeah
09:48just take it off
09:51what's that
09:53you want me to get you ready for it
09:55come on
09:57come on
09:59oh
10:04oh
10:04oh yeah
10:05oh yeah
10:06oh
10:07oh
10:08oh
10:08oh
10:08oh
10:09yeah
10:10yeah
10:11just
10:11just like that
10:13oh
10:13oh
10:14yeah
10:15oh jesse
10:16oh jesse
10:17i love it
10:19oh
10:21who's your daddy
10:23oh
10:24oh
10:25oh
10:26oh
10:27oh
10:28this girl is
10:30unbelievable
10:31oh
10:32oh
10:33oh
10:34oh
10:35oh
10:36oh
10:37oh
10:38oh
10:39oh
10:40oh
10:41oh
10:42oh
10:43oh
10:44oh
10:45oh
10:45oh
10:46oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:47oh
10:52this thing
10:53oh yeah
10:53yeah
10:53oh yeah good idea
10:53oh yeah good idea
10:53oh yeah good idea
10:54oh yeah good idea
10:55oh you know what
10:56smart girl
11:03smart girl
11:09oh
11:11oh
11:15you know what
11:16um
11:17It should probably also be, like, on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:25Here we go.
11:27Here we go.
11:29Boom.
11:32How's that?
11:36Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:37Yeah, you know what?
11:39Let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
11:59Hey, guys.
12:13That was really something, you know?
12:16Too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening.
12:20Cut the shit.
12:21I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no?
12:26And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:33But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, uh, gently, barely, let out a little more.
12:49Told you.
12:50And then...
12:52And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jesse.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:08You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jesse and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:23You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:25I see what you need is someone who's going to challenge you.
13:32Someone who's going to break you apart and then put you back together again.
13:40Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:46I want you.
13:51To admit that you're lying.
13:55Not just to me, but to yourself.
14:12Never.
14:25For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:32First up, Jesse, Skylar, and Rain.
14:39The next little threesome is Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:43Hey, man, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:03Sorry, I was just thinking, right?
15:06Like, you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:13First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I think deep down it's...
15:19It's always been Skylar.
15:21Yeah, same, honestly.
15:25I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:33Summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:39Do you remember?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:47We had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:52And I just remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:59Maybe, um...
16:00Maybe you felt it, too.
16:06Yeah.
16:06Yeah, and I did.
16:08Dead ass.
16:20Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to take a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:30Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:41Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:46Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:53Let's go, Smelly.
16:57You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey, wait, turn around.
17:02Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:10Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl's showers.
17:12That bitch, you probably took my towel, too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kind of funny, though.
17:22Here.
17:23What are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:26Here, take it.
17:31I saw that.
17:32Don't flatter yourself.
17:58Hey, hey.
17:59Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:00Hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Find a bad joint.
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:17Oh, yeah.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:26Okay.
18:26Ugh.
18:33So, turns out Skylar the Saint is actually Skylar the Skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:43Baby.
18:43She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:50Ugh.
18:50He wishes.
18:53Mm-hmm.
18:55I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:04How's that?
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:06Perfect.
19:06Perfect.
19:07Perfect.
19:07Perfect.
19:07Perfect.
19:08Perfect.
19:09Perfect.
19:09Perfect.
19:10Perfect.
19:11Perfect.
19:12Perfect.
19:20Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy.
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:32This is actually pretty good.
19:44Mm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay.
19:49Look, just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:56When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never.
20:02I don't always recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:09Like, you think that you know everything about me, but, I mean, I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:16Yeah.
20:17Prove it.
20:24Come on.
20:31Okay.
20:32I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:36No.
20:37No, that's...
20:38That is cheating.
20:39Okay.
20:40I...
20:40I can't...
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
20:43Come on, good girl.
21:13You see, I told you that.
21:40Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:52Um, you know, we should, um, we should, we should probably get back to work.
22:06I, I'm just...
22:07Oh, Jennifer.
22:13Yeah.
22:13Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiz is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep Classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:26What?
22:27Oh, my God.
22:27Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:32Okay, here we go.
22:39Blindfold on, the game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:58Oh!
23:02Oh, I'm sorry.
23:17Jessie?
23:21You made it really easy for me, you know.
23:24Hiding in your own room.
23:28You know the rules.
23:32Oh, I'm sorry.
23:34Oh, I'm sorry.
23:36Oh, I'm sorry.
23:37Oh, I'm sorry.
23:48Jessie?
23:49Not quite.
23:52rain oh my god i i thought you were jesse shouldn't you know what it feels like to
24:06kiss your own boyfriend i don't you guys kiss the same why didn't you stop me isn't that like
24:15the point of the game besides telling me you didn't like it i didn't liar what the hell is
24:26your problem hmm do you just get off on kissing all of jesse's girlfriends nope not all of them
24:32then why did you kiss me back
24:35whatever never mind okay just listen to me this did not happen okay this this kiss
24:45does not leave this room
24:46did you just stop i kissed lola
25:15what you know that if i don't hit my protein goal it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much
25:22as a quarter of a second okay yeah sure so when were you gonna tell me you and rain kissed
25:26it was an accident i thought i thought he was jesse
25:37your first kiss was pretty bad girl how was amazing life changing the hottest thing that's
25:44ever happened to you no no maybe okay like like a little yes fine hold please
25:53okay okay when did you make that doesn't matter so you kissed rain uh-huh thinking he was jesse
26:01yes and you liked it when you thought it was jesse yeah who you're fake dating and you actually
26:07like and you liked it when you thought it was jesse but you also liked it when you thought it's
26:11rain no ergo you like rain no okay i do not like rain i like jesse yeah well the diagram doesn't
26:19lie the diagram doesn't understand that last night just hormones hormones okay my ovaries don't seem
26:27to get that rain is just a a troublemaking law-breaking playboy okay i mean he doesn't even like me you
26:39know i mean he's just he's just doing it to get back at jesse so i know how to fix this
26:46mm-hmm i just have to kiss jesse as soon as possible no
26:51so what happened at hide and go kiss you found lola pretty fast sure that blindfold didn't slip
27:05it didn't just lucky i guess oh come on it's actually a really funny story i was there do you
27:13do you want to tell it or should i you know i don't think i don't think i even really remember
27:19okay so skylar comes into our dorm room she locks the door has a blindfold on i feel i feel trapped
27:24so i try to squeeze by her and then she
27:27and then
27:32um i you know i actually didn't even know that he was in the room
27:38i i i as soon as i got out into the hallway i i found lola so i
27:42wow great story
27:46better luck next time babe
27:48hey maybe you can have some of mine saying as i'm the luckiest man in the world
27:53sorry i just i have to powder my nose
28:02sorry babe i just you know i hate to see girls cry you know
28:10i'll be right back
28:12what is wrong with you
28:19it doesn't doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex
28:22i trust him
28:25oh he shouldn't trust you with you getting all handsy underneath the table
28:29i was just trying to get you to be quiet
28:31if you wanted me to be quiet you should have put my hand here
28:34i am not doing this with you okay
28:49you you are a bad person
28:54yep that's what they say
29:04hey guess what
29:09it worked carly wants to get back together
29:13that
29:16is is great
29:19and don't worry i i played it cool
29:21her and i gonna hang out next week and talk it over
29:23and then you and i can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria
29:28it'll be great
29:29you must be so relieved huh
29:32no more pretending
29:33and now you can date whoever you want
29:40but like actually
29:42all right see ya
29:46so
29:51they are in fact getting back together
29:55and operation romcom is officially a failure
29:59okay but now
30:00you can suck face with rain guilt free
30:03well i
30:03jesse is everything i have ever wanted
30:07okay
30:08he is
30:09he's he's kind
30:10he's funny
30:11he
30:12i mean he's my best friend
30:14he's who i should be with
30:17no fuck should
30:18who do you want
30:19to be with
30:20look sky you're all schedules and goals and being perfect or whatever
30:24and i know rain is the opposite of that but maybe he balances you out a little bit
30:29and i know jesse is a good one but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one
30:35is that not
30:36that not
30:37there she is
30:38just the rebound i was looking for
30:40i want to thank you actually
30:43if you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize
30:48jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week
30:51aww
30:53you should know by now
30:56given your literal track record
30:58nice girls always finish last
31:02hope you had your fun
31:03because i'm taking him back
31:05there is nothing you can do about it
31:07over my dead body
31:14that's it
31:16i
31:18i've got to tell him how i feel
31:19come on
31:24hey jesse
31:32hey
31:32he's not here
31:34but i'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back
31:40cherry
31:41you have been tormenting me
31:48for four years
31:49what gives
31:52huh
31:53what
31:54what makes me so special
31:56why are you such an ass to me
31:59because you like it
32:03i just want to give you what you want
32:17and you don't want me to be the nice guy
32:20help it up
32:48he can't find us like this
32:50what you worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating
32:53rain
32:54please
32:55fine get in
33:02what the hell did you lock me out
33:20man i get your pitch that carly dumped you but
33:25she's all yours bro
33:25not really my type
33:27i like them less bitchy
33:27fuck you man
33:30fuck you man
33:30fuck you man
33:34yep i guess i'll go to sleep then too huh
33:40dude
33:52fuck
33:54go to bed in your fucking sweater
33:59it's a million degrees in here
34:02shit good call bro
34:05shit good call bro
34:05shit good call bro
34:09huh
34:13she's sick
34:13whoo
34:15she's called
34:17love
34:17do you
34:17her
34:19prepare to tell me
34:19can
34:20do you
34:21see how is she
34:22literary
34:23love
34:24how is she
34:24what's she
34:24okay
34:25they're
34:26appreciate you
34:26she's
34:28and
34:29beautiful
34:30enjoy
34:31she's
34:32heart
34:33she's
34:34ho
34:34her
34:34her
34:35the
34:36know
34:37What are we gonna do?
34:44Seriously, what are we gonna do?
34:46What'd you say?
34:52Just talking to myself?
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Switch places with me.
35:19Shh.
35:27Shh.
35:29God.
35:29This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:42You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just...
35:59I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:01But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's...
36:08That's just a given, but...
36:10Hey, um...
36:16This bed is just kind of like...
36:19Like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:31It's just like a small...
36:32A small bed.
36:33You know what?
36:33Oh, of course, yeah.
36:34Yeah, totally.
36:35Don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:47Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:08I was...
37:09I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:13You know, I get a call from my mom telling me that...
37:19Like, after years of just fucking screaming matches, my dad...
37:26He, um...
37:27He finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:41And I got one and I passed out.
37:48I woke up and all the brush around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:59I won't believe me.
38:01They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:07Right.
38:11Right.
38:12Right.
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38:41I don't know.
39:11Jessie's gone, if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:41I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:08Oh, she's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what? I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick her vanilla ass to the curb.
40:38I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:01No, no, no.
41:05Oh my God.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:17Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:22I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:39Look, it, it was, it was, it was a mistake, okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay, Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar, there is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop, stop!
42:35You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:37Stop.
42:37You know what, you're right.
42:39I was because, because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:44But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:52Even, even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
43:00Like, like, I don't have to try so hard and I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:06Oh my God, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:28Yes.
43:28Yes.
43:28Oh.
43:51so
44:01so
44:04look i'm i'm sorry to spring that on you
44:07again
44:09i was talking to carly and she's just such a bitch
44:17yeah uh what took you so
44:21she gave me this crazy ultimatum
44:25and i started to think about my life without you in it and i just
44:29i couldn't so
44:32besides isn't it time we gave it a shot
44:36totally
44:38great
44:41so i guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend
44:44can i um
44:50can i kiss you
44:54oh sorry
45:07sorry i'll yeah
45:09yeah
45:10i'll see you tomorrow okay
45:18i'll see you tomorrow okay
45:31okay
45:38fuck
45:39okay
45:48Hey, hey, what's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:18Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:25You're okay.
46:27Hey, she's alive.
46:34Here, drink this.
46:35There you go.
46:36The nurse came by.
46:37She said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:11I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's gonna take more than one sip.
47:17No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:26Oh.
47:27Oh.
47:28Oh, thank goodness.
47:31I was thinking the same thing.
47:33Yeah.
47:34I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:40Yeah.
47:41Yeah.
47:42Yeah.
47:43Yeah.
47:44You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:47Way better.
47:48Hey.
47:49Hey.
47:50Hey.
47:51Hey.
47:52Hey.
47:53Hey.
47:54Hey, I get that and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:06Take it easy on rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:12Hey.
48:13No.
48:14Hey, look.
48:17You owe me.
48:19Come on.
48:22You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:46You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me if you ever, uh,
48:52if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give you them, I can let.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:02I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:14Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:26I had no idea, and...
49:29No, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:37Like, you ask me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:42I wanted to get your attention.
49:48I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me, even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:59Anything.
50:00Anything you had to give.
50:10Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:16Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:23Jesse and I, we, um, we broke up.
50:40Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:45We don't fit together.
50:47No.
50:48No.
50:49Mm-mm.
50:50No.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04No.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:05Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know if I'm the one you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:33Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you won't like me too.
51:40And just maybe I could take all of my risk for you.
51:46Make you, uh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
51:50I see you standing up.
51:51Wish you wouldn't have been out of there.
51:53Always, baby, you're the fool.
51:56Always, baby, you're the fool.
51:57Always, baby, you're the fool.
51:58Let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
52:00How long to do it ought to do it ought to do it ought to do you.
52:02Wait, um, I feel like I should tell you.
52:09I'm a virgin.
52:16With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight. Remember?
52:27Yeah, I remember. I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:46Oh yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang. Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now, and I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive. Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:30You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay? Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:42Yeah. Um, break a leg. Literally.
53:48On your marks, get set, go!
53:54Ow.
53:56Woo, what a finish! Go, Skylar!
53:59You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on.
54:17Take a risk.
54:18Oh no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:20Yeah.
54:21Me.
54:22Bye.
54:43Okay.
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