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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:56I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I don't love you.
01:08Yo, Rain
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir
01:31Anything you say, sir
01:32Later
01:34Hey, uh, try not to, you know, set the whole boarding school on fire again
01:38Yeah, fuck you, man
01:41I fucking hate that guy
01:45You good?
01:47My hero
01:48You know I'll always save you, Sky
01:51Practically like my kid sister
01:53Hon, you're like three months older than me, dumbass
01:57Whatever
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:04Maybe she's in my room
02:07Come on
02:09Hey, Carly
02:12You've gotta be fucking kidding me
02:18It's not like we're exclusive
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever
02:22And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just, she just hopped on top of me
02:28Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied
02:32Come on
02:35Come on, you don't need this
02:36Excuse me?
02:41And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe
02:45Someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch
02:55Hey
02:56You know, actually, yes
02:58Someone exactly like her
03:00You did me a favor
03:03I was coming in here to break up with you
03:06Because Skylar and I are together now
03:09Her
03:12Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her
03:17Not the only thing she's sleeping with now
03:19Right, babe?
03:23Babe
03:24Yeah
03:28Since when?
03:33About a week or so
03:34I don't know what took me so long
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years
03:38I'm done wasting time
03:42Let's get out of here
03:44What the fuck
03:51Um
03:53What the fuck?
03:54I know
03:55I know that came out of nowhere
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you
03:59But
03:59I actually think that this could work
04:02You
04:03You think that we could work?
04:07Totally
04:08Carly always wants what she can't have
04:12And if she thinks we're dating
04:14It'll
04:14It'll
04:14Make her crazy jealous
04:16And come running back
04:17She'll be
04:18Begging to be my girlfriend
04:19In two weeks tops
04:20Wait, hold on
04:21You
04:21You still want her
04:22After that
04:23After what she just did
04:26Okay
04:28She's drunk
04:30I'm mad
04:32But
04:32But she's the total package
04:34You know
04:34She's the one
04:36Look
04:39I need your help
04:41Skye
04:41You're my best friend
04:44And the only one I trust
04:46Please
04:48He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up
04:55Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops
05:00No, it's
05:01It's not real
05:03Okay
05:04I
05:05I mean
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly
05:08God
05:11I
05:11I don't get it
05:12Take away
05:13The push-up bra
05:14And daddy's credit card
05:15And what's left?
05:17I
05:17I can't do it
05:18I mean
05:20I
05:20I don't
05:20Want to let Jesse down
05:22But I just
05:23I think it would kill me
05:26Genuinely
05:27I've just
05:29I have wanted him to ask me out
05:32For so long
05:33But
05:34Not like this
05:37Damn dude
05:41It's too bad this isn't a movie
05:43Because if it was
05:45All you have to do is
05:46Fake date him
05:48Then
05:48He'd fall in love with you
05:49Without even realizing
05:51Wait
05:55Wait
05:55No
05:58I
05:59I mean that wouldn't really work
06:01Right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes
06:04Okay
06:04Guy
06:05Fake dates girl
06:06To make evil ex jealous
06:07Then boom
06:08He realized this girl
06:09Was the one all along
06:09Happily ever after
06:11You think?
06:16I know
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal
06:19And Operation Rom-Com's
06:20Officially underway
06:21Okay
06:24You are
06:38You looking for someone?
06:39Yeah
06:40My boyfriend
06:41What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend
06:46You've never had a boyfriend
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone
06:50I mean I'd be surprised
06:51If you ever even kissed someone
06:53So yeah
06:54You and Jesse
06:55I don't buy it
06:57You're too
06:59Too innocent
07:00You know
07:02Too much of a good girl
07:03No
07:04I am not
07:05But maybe I'm just
07:07Waiting for the right guy
07:09Well you should have kept him waiting
07:11He's not your type
07:14What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't
07:18Look at him the way you look at me
07:19Right
07:22Because I look at you
07:24With unadulterated loathing
07:26Whereas I look at him with love
07:28Now
07:30If you'll excuse me
07:33Yeah
07:34Enjoy um
07:35Enjoy holding hands
07:36With your fake boyfriend
07:37Showtime
07:48Whoa whoa whoa
07:49Hey slow down
07:50You sure about this?
07:54No
07:54I would do anything
07:57For you Jesse
07:57Come here
08:03Okay come on
08:05Babe
08:06Let's dance
08:07It's not working
08:27Hey we just
08:28Need to get our attention
08:29Oh my word
08:31Yeah
08:32She looked
08:37She looked
08:38Now I
08:38Okay um
08:39Do something like
08:41Romantic in my ear
08:42You know
08:42Like how you
08:43Liked me for
08:44A long time
08:45I've liked you
08:48For a long time
08:49Skylar
08:49Me too Jesse
08:54A little public
09:02For a first kiss
09:03No
09:03That got me man
09:05You don't actually
09:09Have to kiss me
09:10Look
09:11Do you want Carly back
09:12Or not
09:12The sound is shit man
09:14Come on
09:18Let's go somewhere
09:19A little more private
09:20Nice moves
09:25What the hell
09:37Are you doing?
09:38Like you
09:39You know
09:40Make it sound like
09:40We're hooking up
09:41Look
09:42Do you want her
09:44To be jealous
09:44Or not?
09:47Oh yeah
09:48Just take it off
09:51What's that?
09:53You want me to get
09:54You ready for it?
09:56Come on
09:57Come on
09:59Oh yeah
10:05Oh yeah
10:06Oh yeah
10:07Oh Jesse
10:09Oh Jesse
10:10Yeah
10:11Just like that
10:13Oh Skylar
10:13Oh
10:14Yeah
10:15Oh Jesse
10:16Oh Jesse
10:17I love it
10:19Oh
10:21Who's your daddy?
10:25Oh my god
10:26Oh my god
10:27This girl is unbelievable
10:31Oh my god
10:33Oh my god
10:35Oh my god
10:36Oh my god
10:36Oh my god
10:37Oh my god
10:38Oh my god
10:39Oh my god
10:40Oh my god
10:40This girl
10:41Whore
10:45This um
10:52Oh yeah
10:53Good idea
10:53Mmhmm
10:54Mmhmm
10:54Oh you know what
10:56Smart girl
11:03Alright
11:08You know what
11:16Um
11:17It should probably
11:18Also be like
11:19On your
11:20On your lips
11:21Too
11:21Right
11:22Oh yeah
11:23Yeah
11:24Yeah
11:24Here we go
11:26There we go
11:28Boom
11:29How's that
11:33Spectacular
11:36Great
11:37Yeah
11:38Uh
11:38You know what
11:39Let's
11:40Stagger
11:41Our exits
11:42You know
11:43Kinda
11:43Make it look like
11:45We're playing it cool
11:46Oh
11:47You're good
11:48Mmhmm
11:49Hey guys
11:56Hey guys
11:59Hey guys
11:59That was really something
12:14You know
12:15Too uh
12:17Too bad it was fake
12:18Oh so you were listening
12:19Cut the shit
12:20I know you wouldn't
12:22Sound like that
12:23Oh no
12:25And what would I sound like
12:28Well you're
12:30You're uptight
12:31So you'd probably
12:32Be really quiet at first
12:33But you know
12:35With the uh
12:36With the right touch
12:38You would um
12:40Gently
12:42Barely
12:43Let out a little more
12:46Told you
12:50And then
12:52And then
12:58You'd tell me
12:59You didn't hook up
13:00With Jesse
13:00Maybe he just
13:04Makes me moan louder
13:05Than you ever could
13:06Jesse wouldn't know
13:07What to do
13:07With a girl like you
13:08You have no idea
13:10What you're talking about
13:11Jesse and I
13:12Are perfect for each other
13:14Yeah I'm sure you are
13:15Both cross country
13:17All stars
13:17Both top of the class
13:18Both rule following
13:19Overachievers
13:20I mean it must be
13:21A fucking ride
13:21In the bedroom
13:22You know
13:23Trading gold stars
13:24Back and forth
13:25See what you need
13:30Is someone
13:30Who's gonna challenge you
13:31Someone who's gonna
13:32Break you apart
13:33And then put you
13:34Back together again
13:35Why don't you
13:40Just leave us alone
13:41You have Carly now
13:44I don't want Carly
13:45I want you
13:48To admit that you're lying
13:54Not just to me
13:56But to yourself
13:56Never
14:13For this project
14:27We'll be working
14:28In groups of three
14:29A little menage a trois
14:30First up
14:33Jesse
14:34Skylar
14:35And
14:35Wayne
14:36Next little threesome
14:40Is
14:41Mark
14:41Donnie
14:42And Jacob
14:43Hey man
15:01You want to stop
15:02Looking at my girlfriend
15:03Sorry
15:05I was just thinking
15:06Right
15:06Like you've been
15:07Obsessed with Carly
15:08For years
15:08I just feel like
15:10This is moving on
15:11A little quickly
15:11No
15:11First of all
15:14You don't know
15:16Shit about me
15:16And second
15:18I think deep down
15:19It's
15:19It's always been Skylar
15:21Yeah
15:24Same
15:24Honestly
15:25I mean
15:27I think
15:27I've felt that way
15:29Since
15:29That one night
15:30At camp
15:31Summer before
15:34Fifth grade
15:34They were teaching us
15:37About constellations
15:38Do you remember
15:41Yeah
15:45I think so
15:46We
15:48We had
15:48Wandered off
15:49And were staring at the stars
15:50For hours
15:51And I just
15:52Remember thinking
15:55You know
15:56Maybe it's
15:56Not just me
15:58Maybe
15:59Maybe you
16:01Felt it too
16:02Yeah
16:06Yeah
16:07And I did
16:07Dead ass
16:09Why are you trying to
16:20Show off
16:21When there's nothing
16:22To show off
16:22Oh
16:23Carly
16:24I'm just trying
16:25To take a shower
16:25You should try it
16:27Every once in a while
16:28Help get rid of
16:29Some of that clown makeup
16:30Just so you know
16:33The showers are being used
16:35But
16:35They added some more
16:36On the second floor
16:37Renovations over summer
16:39Come on
16:40I'll show you
16:40Hold on
16:41Like
16:42Why are you being nice
16:43Hmm
16:44Girls gotta look out
16:47For each other right
16:47Fine
16:50Cause I don't need you
16:50Stinky up the hallway
16:51Happy now
16:52Let's go smelly
16:54You're in the men's room
16:58Stop
16:59Hey
16:59Wait
17:00Turn around
17:01Don't look
17:02Yeah
17:04Why are you in the men's room
17:06Carly
17:09Carly
17:11Carly
17:11She told me
17:11These were the new girl showers
17:12That bitch
17:14You probably took my towel too
17:15That's low even for her
17:19Kind of funny though
17:21Here
17:23What are you doing
17:24What are you doing
17:25Here
17:26Take it
17:26I saw that
17:32Don't flatter yourself
17:34Hey
17:58Carly's coming
17:59Hold my hand
18:00Hurry up
18:01Find a bad joint
18:07Actually yeah
18:08Oh
18:09Okay
18:10Didn't you
18:14Say you wanted to check with the trainer
18:15About your ankle
18:16Right
18:23Right
18:24Okay
18:26So
18:34Turns out Skylar the saint
18:36Is actually Skylar the skank
18:37Huh
18:37You jealous
18:40Of her
18:41Baby
18:43She doesn't hold a candle to me
18:45You know how good I can treat you
18:47What about rain
18:49He wishes
18:51I'm really stiff
18:56Could you
18:57Yeah
18:59How's that
19:04Perfect
19:05Where's your man
19:21Busy
19:23Hi
19:24Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project
19:28Take a look
19:32This is actually
19:42Pretty good
19:44Hmm
19:44Turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss ass to be smart
19:48Imagine that
19:49Okay
19:49Look
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal
19:52Doesn't mean that I'm a kiss ass
19:54We're not really talking about me are we
19:56When was the last time you broke a rule
19:59Never
20:00I don't
20:03Always
20:05Recycle
20:06You monster
20:08Like
20:09You think that you know everything about me
20:11But
20:11I mean
20:13I could be bad
20:15You have no idea
20:17Prove it
20:22Okay
20:32I dare you
20:33To go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag
20:36No
20:37No that's
20:38That is cheating
20:39Okay
20:40I
20:40I can't
20:41Come on good girl
20:42Take a risk
20:43All right
20:59I'm
21:00I'm
21:01I'm
21:01I'm
21:02I'm
21:02I'm
21:03I'm
21:03I'm
21:03I'm
21:04I'm
21:04I'm
21:05Let's go.
21:35You see, I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we should...
22:02We should probably...
22:04Get back to work.
22:07I'm just...
22:07Jumping.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:34Okay, here we go.
22:39Blindfold on.
22:41The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50Wall Street lady and sweet surprise.
22:54Oh!
22:58Oh!
23:17Jesse?
23:21You made it really easy for me now hiding in your own room
23:28Ah! You know the rules
23:49Jesse?
23:51Not quite
23:58Rain!
24:00Oh my god, I thought you were-
24:02Jesse, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:06You-
24:08I don't- you guys kissed the same
24:10Why didn't you stop me?
24:12Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:16Besides telling me you didn't like it
24:18I didn't
24:22Liar
24:24What the hell is your problem?
24:26Hm?
24:27Do you just get off on kissing all of Jesse's girlfriends?
24:30Nope, not all of them
24:33Then why did you kiss me back?
24:37Whatever, never mind, okay?
24:39Just listen to me
24:40This
24:41Did not happen
24:42Okay, this- this kiss
24:44Does not leave this room
24:46Yeah, I want to-
24:47Make a hug on the phone
24:48Make a hug on the phone
24:49Make a hug on the phone
24:50Make a hug on the phone
24:55Did you-
24:56Did you just-
24:57I kissed Lola!
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:00What?
25:17You know that if I don't hit my protein goal
25:19It can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second
25:23Okay, yeah, sure, so when were you gonna tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:26Hm?
25:27It was an accident?
25:34I thought- I thought he was Jesse
25:37Skylar
25:38Your first kiss was-
25:39Pretty bad girl!
25:40How was amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:44No!
25:45No!
25:48Maybe!
25:49Okay, like- like a- a little, yes, fine
25:52Hold please
25:55Okay, okay, when did you make that?
25:56Doesn't matter
25:57So, you kissed Rain
25:58Uh-huh
25:59Thinking he was Jesse
26:00Yes
26:01And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse
26:03Yeah
26:04Who you're fake dating
26:05Yeah
26:06And who you actually like
26:07And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse
26:09But you also liked it when you thought it was Rain
26:10No!
26:11Ergo, you like Rain
26:12No, no, okay?
26:13I do not like Rain
26:15I like Jesse
26:16Yeah, well the diagram doesn't lie
26:18He doesn't lie
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night
26:22Just hormones
26:23Okay
26:24Hormones, okay?
26:25My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a- a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy
26:32Okay?
26:33Okay?
26:34Okay?
26:35I mean, he- he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:38I mean, he's just- he's just doing it to get back at Jesse, so-
26:43I know how to fix- this
26:45Mm-hmm
26:46I just have to kiss Jesse- as soon as possible
26:50No
26:51Mm-hmm
26:52Mm-hmm
26:57So what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:00You found Lola pretty fast
27:02Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:04It didn't
27:05Just lucky, I guess
27:07Oh, come on
27:09It's actually a really funny story
27:11I was there, do you- do you wanna tell it or should I?
27:13You know, I don't think- I don't think I even really remember
27:17Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room
27:20She locks the door, has the blindfold on
27:22I feel- I feel trapped, so
27:24I try to squeeze by her and then she-
27:30And then?
27:32Um, I-
27:34You know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room
27:37I- as soon as I got out into the hallway, I- I found Lola, so
27:41Wow, great story
27:45Better luck next time, babe
27:48Hey, maybe you can have some of mine
27:50Seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world
27:55Sorry, I just- I- have to- powder my nose
28:05Sorry, babe, I just- you know, I- hate to see girls cry, you know
28:10I'll be right back
28:17What is wrong with you?
28:19It doesn't- doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:23I trust him
28:25Well, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table
28:28Wait, I was just trying to get you to be quiet
28:31If you wanted me to be quiet, you should've put my hand here
28:35Or here
28:37Don't you let go, take it all night
28:40I love it, you just let go
28:42I love it, cause I don't know
28:45I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:50You- you are a bad person
28:53Cause I don't know if I might do it
28:58Yep, that's what they say
29:02Right
29:07Hey, guess what?
29:09It worked
29:11Carly wants to get back together
29:15That... is... is great
29:17And- and don't worry, I- I played it cool
29:20Her and I are gonna hang out next week and talk it over
29:23And then you and I can do like this big public break up scene in the cafeteria
29:27It'll be great
29:29You must be so relieved, huh?
29:31No more pretending, ah
29:34Mm-hmm
29:36And... now you can date whoever you want
29:40But, like, actually
29:41Actually
29:45Alright, see ya
29:51So...
29:53They are in fact getting back together
29:55And Operation Rom-Com
29:57Is officially a failure
29:59Okay, but now
30:01You can suck face with Rain Guilfrey
30:03Well, I-
30:05Jesse is everything I have ever wanted
30:07Okay?
30:08Is... he's- he's kind
30:10He's funny
30:12He-
30:13I mean, he's my best friend
30:15He's who I should be with
30:16No, fuck should
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Skye, you're all schedules and goals and-
30:23And being perfect or whatever
30:25And I know Rain is the opposite of that
30:27But maybe he balances you out a little bit
30:29And...
30:31I know Jesse is a good one
30:33But that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one
30:35Is that not-
30:36There she is
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for
30:40I want to thank you, actually
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize
30:48Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week
30:52Aww...
30:54You should know by now
30:56Given your literal track record
30:58Nice girls always finish last
31:01Hope you had your fun
31:03Cause I'm taking him back
31:05There is nothing you can do about it
31:06There is nothing you can do about it
31:12Over my dead body
31:14That's it
31:16I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel
31:23Come on
31:24Hey Jesse, how are you?
31:25Yeah, he's not here
31:34But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back
31:40Cherry
31:41You have been tormenting me
31:44For four years
31:46You have been tormenting me
31:48For four years
31:50What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:54What...
31:55What makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
31:58Because you like it?
32:01Because you like it?
32:15And I just want to give you what you want
32:17And you don't want me to be the nice guy
32:19Oh my god
32:45Oh shit
32:46Open up!
32:48He can't find us like this
32:50What, you worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:53Rain, please
32:57Fine, get in
33:01Fine, get in
33:18What the hell, did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I gave you a pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:24She's all yours, bro
33:25Not really my type
33:26I like them less bitchy
33:29Fuck yeah, man
33:31Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:38Dude...
33:53Fuck...
33:57Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
33:59It's a million degrees in here
34:01Shit, good call, bro
34:03Shit, good call, bro
34:04Shit, good call, bro
34:34what are we gonna do seriously what'd you say
34:47just talking to myself
34:53great not just an asshole but crazy asshole keep it down would you
34:59you have to get me out of here
35:03I guess we're sleeping together tonight okay fine switch places with me
35:11shh
35:19shh
35:28this is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done
35:42you're welcome
35:47for what
35:48for adding a little spice to your life
35:50look I have to get a good night's sleep okay
35:54I have a run early in the morning
35:56our first meet is next weekend
35:58I just I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks
36:01but you always gotta you know like leave room for hijinks
36:06that's that's just a gift
36:09that's just kind of like like would you mind
36:20I have to say I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention
36:33I gotta say I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention
36:46do you want to know what actually happened that day
37:01I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers
37:13you know I get a call from my mom telling me that
37:18after years of just fucking screaming matches my dad
37:23he finally just packed up his shit
37:29and left her
37:30or you know
37:31he left us
37:32sometimes I get these anxiety attacks
37:41and I got one
37:43and I passed out
37:45I woke up
37:49and all the pressure around me was on fire
37:51it was just a complete fucking accident
37:54dumb luck
37:55why wouldn't you tell anybody
37:56I did
37:57I told everyone
37:58I won't believe me
38:00they never do
38:02but you know fuck them
38:05I know the truth
38:06right
38:07rain
38:17yeah
38:18I believe you
38:23I believe you
38:23I believe you
38:28I believe you
38:28I believe you
38:28I believe you
38:29I believe you
38:29I believe you
38:30I believe you
38:30I believe you
38:31I believe you
38:32I believe you
38:32I believe you
38:32I believe you
38:33I believe you
38:33I believe you
38:34I believe you
38:34I believe you
38:35I believe you
38:36I believe you
38:37I believe you
38:37I believe you
38:38I believe you
38:38I believe you
38:39I believe you
38:40I believe you
38:40I believe you
38:41I believe you
38:41I believe you
38:42I believe you
38:43I believe you
38:44I believe you
38:45I believe you
38:46I believe you
38:47I believe you
38:48I believe you
38:49I believe you
38:50I believe you
38:50I believe you
38:51I believe you
38:52I believe you
38:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
39:23I'll make a run for it.
39:25Five more minutes.
39:50I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:15I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:34I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:53So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:03No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05Oh my god.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years
41:11of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:22I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:34What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk
41:39about?
41:40Look, it, it was, it was, it was a mistake, okay?
41:52Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky.
42:02Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:20Hey!
42:21You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop, stop!
42:34You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what?
42:38You're right.
42:39I was because, because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:44But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even, even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
43:00Like, like I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my God, it worked.
43:08Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:28Yes.
43:28Yes.
43:38So, look, I'm sorry to spring that on you.
44:08Again.
44:11I was talking to Carly and she's just such a bitch.
44:18Mm-hmm.
44:19Yeah.
44:20What took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum.
44:26And I started to think about my life without you in it and I just, I couldn't.
44:32So, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:37Totally.
44:38Yeah.
44:40Great.
44:42So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:49Can I, um, can I kiss you?
44:53Oh, sorry.
45:07Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry.
45:09Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:11Yeah.
45:11Sorry.
45:12We can.
45:12Yeah.
45:12Yeah.
45:13I'll see you tomorrow.
45:30Okay.
45:31I'll see you tomorrow.
45:31Bye.
45:31Bye.
45:31Bye.
45:32Bye.
45:32Bye.
45:32Bye.
45:33Bye.
45:33Bye.
45:33Bye.
45:34Bye.
45:34Bye.
45:35Bye.
45:35Bye.
45:35Bye.
45:36Bye.
45:36Bye.
45:37Bye.
45:37Bye.
45:37Bye.
45:38Bye.
45:38Bye.
45:39Bye.
45:39Bye.
45:39Bye.
45:40Bye.
45:40Bye.
45:41Bye.
45:41Bye.
45:42Bye.
45:43Bye.
45:43Bye.
45:44Bye.
45:45Bye.
45:45Bye.
45:46Bye.
45:47Bye.
45:47Bye.
45:48Bye.
45:49Bye.
45:50Bye.
45:51Bye.
45:52Bye.
45:53Bye.
45:54Bye.
45:55Bye.
45:56Bye.
45:57Bye.
45:58Bye.
45:59Bye.
45:59Dad, hey, what's going on?
46:15You okay?
46:18Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay, you're okay, I got you.
46:24I got you.
46:25You're okay.
46:29Hey, she's alive.
46:50Here, drink this.
46:53There you go.
46:55The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
46:59Um, Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip.
47:16No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:30Oh.
47:30Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah, I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:48You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:53Way better.
47:53Look at that, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on Rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:13Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:16Come on.
48:32You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:37Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:46You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:50If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:58I can let them.
49:00You go to therapy?
49:01I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:14Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:26I had no idea, and...
49:29No, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:37Like, you ask me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:48I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me.
49:52Even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:57Um, yeah, anything.
50:04Anything.
50:05Anything you had to give.
50:09Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:11Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:23Jesse and I, we, um, we, um, we broke up.
50:32Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:44We don't fit together.
50:47No.
50:48No.
50:49Mm-mm.
50:50No.
50:51No, no.
50:54I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:04Oh.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:05Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:16I don't know if I'm the one you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this home?
51:33Because lately I've been getting this feeling that you don't like me too.
51:40And just, baby, I could take on in the risk for you.
51:46Make me, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
51:49I see you standing up.
51:51I wish you wanted to bring out a day with you.
51:54Oh, baby, you're good.
51:55Oh, baby, you're good.
51:57I wish you were good.
51:59I wish you were good.
52:00Oh, baby, you're good.
52:02Oh, baby, you're good.
52:02Um, I feel like I should tell you.
52:08Um, I'm a virgin.
52:16With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight.
52:24Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm, yeah, I remember.
52:29I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:31I'm close to you, don't even know.
52:35Just give me a sign.
52:38Tell me what I should do to, to you, to you.
52:43Baby, stay me up and get in the feeling that you don't like me too.
52:51And just, baby, I could take a little risk for you.
52:56Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang.
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:16Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now.
53:19And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive. Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:30You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carlene, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:43Um, break a leg.
53:47Literally.
53:48On your marks, get set, go!
53:50What a finish!
53:58Go, Skylar!
54:12You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on.
54:17Take a risk.
54:17Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21No.
54:21No.
54:21No.
54:21No.
54:25No.
54:26No.
54:29No.
54:31No.
54:32No.
54:35No.
54:44No.
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