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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02And where's your boy, Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:08Just, like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should act and listen, like, making cold.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:17The record for this event,
00:18currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff gonna hold my record
00:23for more than a minute.
00:24Let's shoot, bro.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Good one.
00:44I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia
01:02in February talking about getting ice cream?
01:04Winter Olympics, baby.
01:05I'm sure this should be, right?
01:06Hey, isn't that...
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:08All in there.
01:09What's up, motherfucker?
01:10Good boys.
01:11Hey.
01:12All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:14We're training together.
01:15Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:16I'd love to show up for them.
01:17Oh, yeah, man.
01:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:19What do you mean?
01:20Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:21I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey,
01:38here's me.
01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45Nope.
01:50Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called need to win.
02:13Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:21He's barely skating.
02:22I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:28Russia!
02:29Oh!
02:30Oh, Bart!
02:31What?
02:32Oh, Bart!
02:33Oh.
02:34O.
02:37Oh!
02:38Ah, oh!
02:39Oh!
02:40And Ivan!
02:41Yeah, oh.
02:42That's the line he needs us!
02:43Oh, dear!
02:44Oh, dear.
02:45Oh, dear.
02:46Oh, dear.
02:47Oh, dear.
02:48Oh, dear.
02:49Oh, dear.
02:50Oh, dear.
02:51Oh!
02:52Oh!
02:53Oh!
02:54I am very sorry about that.
03:11It's really not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:15What's good?
03:18Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:22Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no. I'm easy. Okay.
03:26I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:34Oh, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:40Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:42I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:49Blueberry with a banana.
03:50Yeah, I take that. If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:54Kip.
03:55I mean, technically it was my idea, so...
03:58I think we can get away with it this time.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding. It's really hot.
04:25Oh, yeah. The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I don't know.
04:31I guess it must.
04:36Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:40Um, that's way too much.
04:43It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:46Thanks again, Kip.
04:47A girl.
04:54Holy shit, are you...
04:57Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:05A girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period.
05:102-1 for Anaheim.
05:11We have girls with the draw.
05:12And this is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working,
05:18but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
05:20What is this? Let me...
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24We have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no, no.
05:25Please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:31You're welcome.
05:31Twice.
05:33He said Kip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is setting the bar so low.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:43Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:45Okay.
05:45I'm listening.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher,
05:51and please don't tell me you used that name
05:53on your grad school application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
06:00Thank you, Kyle.
06:02Thank you, Kyle.
06:05And you?
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:11Sean, look right now.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:18Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:26He literally is gay.
06:27Jesus Christ.
06:30He scored a hat trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means,
06:35or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:37I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:46Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:51You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow, you had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:09But, yeah, I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:12Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game,
07:15I try to repeat it,
07:16and then I try to perfect it.
07:20Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:27Nothing at all.
07:29There you go.
07:31Okay.
07:32You really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:35Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:43Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:45Yes, it fucking was.
07:45Oh.
07:50Sorry, I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever,
08:03but he just keeps saying my name,
08:05and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:16Oh.
08:16Oh.
08:16Oh.
08:16Oh.
08:16Oh.
08:16Oh.
08:16Oh.
08:16Oh.
08:16Oh.
08:16Oh.
08:16Oh.
08:17Oh.
08:17Oh.
08:17Oh.
08:18Oh.
08:18Oh.
08:19Oh.
08:19Oh.
08:20Oh.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:26New York with control of the button.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:33It's a sports bar.
08:34Let's watch sport.
08:35Oh.
08:36Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Mm.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:42And probably this idiot.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:46Scott Hunter is staying.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Right.
08:49When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:04Are you working?
09:05Oh.
09:07Fuck.
09:08No.
09:09Fix that.
09:10I don't know if you, uh, it's, uh, it's nice to see you.
09:27Uh, Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:39This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:42It's above my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:44Uh, and no, you may not tip me.
09:47And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:51Okay.
09:52Um, uh, may I drink this here?
09:56Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:59Yeah, you totally may.
10:00Oh, come on.
10:21Ah, come on.
10:23Oh, come on.
10:28you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:35uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:39turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
10:46killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
10:54serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time not all at
10:59once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
11:10not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay okay before
11:20you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
11:24possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
11:31okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
11:40but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs
11:45oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you to
11:50get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole
11:55stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
11:58do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taking them so i mean uh if if if you want
12:20yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:29you sure
12:31i'm sure
12:34these are better than my company seats i get it it's a really good seat well yeah they they're hands
12:44you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a
12:51girl and he's out oh my god shut up elena
12:53oh wow that wasn't it wasn't to me that was he just nodded at you no there's no proof of that
13:03wait for fuck's sake
13:11good job i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you
13:26hey hunter too bad you can't play at home every night right it's better for you huh
13:33go fuck yourself rosanoff all right it's more fun if you're there
13:37hope next time we play you decide to show up
13:49cheap true
13:53starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
14:01you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
14:08really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and
14:13hunter a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trivity out
14:17i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome
14:24all right have a good day off it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow
14:30yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once so i'm just happy for you it's only meant
14:35you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle kiddo you know you didn't get that scholarship
14:42anyway so please no jinxing me no way no way good night night dad love you love you back
14:49mother fuck
14:56what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave
15:06so so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out
15:11thank you okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't
15:17fuck this job yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's
15:21gonna be great i love you yeah you too yes buddy
15:26i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
15:46new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
15:52it's uh it's really okay so sorry again oh bunny
15:57babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up i'm sorry you're not a complete
16:05fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't fire me
16:10no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need the money
16:18baby okay deep breath inhale exhale
16:24you think you can handle quiche they're dry
16:28hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should apologize i was
16:51standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're just a normal
16:55hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate this food
17:00well full disclosure i hate serving it
17:02i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
17:07yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time
17:16but do you have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over
17:20tonight yeah with you uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great
17:31place right around the corner and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done
17:36not even a little
17:38hi
18:00that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:20how would you feel about where we're in
18:22holy shit
18:38i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but
19:07this is insane
19:10do you want the full tour now or uh or i pick or
19:18do you want the full tour now or i pick her on her
19:22Oh, my God.
19:52You are so beautiful.
20:01I can't believe you're doing it to me.
20:03I'm so into you.
20:05I'm so into you.
20:07I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:22Oh, my God.
20:23Oh, my God.
20:24Oh, my God.
20:25Oh, my God.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:28What are you doing?
20:30Oh, my God.
20:31Oh, my God.
20:37Oh, my God.
20:43Oh, my God.
20:50What are you doing?
20:52Oh, I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow,
20:57and, you know...
21:07Can you stay?
21:09Yeah.
21:13Then stay, please.
21:20Okay.
21:51Did I wake you?
21:53Oh.
21:54Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff,
21:57but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
22:00I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:04You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game,
22:09that you'd probably still want it.
22:19Oh.
22:20Can I fuck you?
22:24Absolutely.
22:37So...
22:40I should probably go.
22:45Hmm.
22:45Um, what if you didn't...
22:51Go?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Like ever?
22:57Fuck.
22:58Fuck.
22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:00Um, I'm, um, I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:14And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:20Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:23Yeah.
23:24Yeah.
23:24Yeah, I, um...
23:28I never do this.
23:33Never brought anyone back here.
23:35Like, ever.
23:38Um, yeah.
23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:42Yeah.
23:43I, uh, I get that.
23:49And I can't, um...
23:52Come out, like...
23:57Not, not right now.
23:58Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know.
24:10Wait, I guess.
24:13Yeah.
24:13Wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
24:23But, uh, yeah.
24:24You, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
24:36So bad.
24:38And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's probably fucked up?
24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up, I get it.
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending, I'm not.
24:48But I really, really like you.
24:49So, uh, I want you to stay.
24:56So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
25:01I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:05And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:11I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:16But, uh, is, uh, is that too much?
25:25You can say it if it is, uh, do say something, though.
25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:58And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How was practice?
26:20I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:30Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:32Very aggressive, man.
26:32Yes, I mean, you need to be you.
26:34And yes, I know we need Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
26:40So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in the next hour.
26:42Barnes got the box to 100.
26:44Fuck, yes.
26:45Beauty from Steve.
26:46Nothing, Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
26:47Yes, with Elena.
26:50Oh, my God.
27:01Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:05Single since forever.
27:06Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
27:08This is then.
27:09She gets a man and vanishes.
27:11What a cliche.
27:12I don't have a man.
27:13Hey, kid.
27:14Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please, Kyle.
27:16Oh, my God, guys, he's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Oh, I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:21Oh.
27:22Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:31Oh.
27:34Hi there.
27:41Morning, Scott.
27:42Morning, kid.
27:43Be usual, please.
27:44Extra banana.
27:52Not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:57Not like these, they don't.
28:02Do you really think this is a secret?
28:04What's a secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:11Girl.
28:11Girl.
28:12Girl.
28:14There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:24Oh, yeah?
28:25And where?
28:25For me.
28:26I made it.
28:30You dead?
28:34I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:43What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love.
28:46He has a new shot.
28:47Oh, cool.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:51What?
28:52Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
28:56You don't have to do this.
29:14That's cool.
29:15This would look great in the living room.
29:26It would work.
29:27I don't know.
29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:31I think it would...
29:31Shh.
29:34Sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:39Maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:42Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:43So, are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:50Oh, I think we're...
29:51Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:00I'm, uh...
30:13I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:17I really thought I could.
30:18I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:19It's okay.
30:21No, it's not.
30:24I know, it's not.
30:25Come here.
30:25Come here.
30:26Oh...
30:26Oh...
30:27Oh...
30:32Oh...
30:32Oh...
30:33Oh...
30:38these road trips are just killing me i mean it's brutal i think i'm cursed cursed like scary old
31:01lady i i know i know it's dumb but i'm not the only one who's superstitious
31:05would you be jealous if i got my smoothies from some other guy maybe probably well what if i filled
31:13you in on all the juicy details like like how he blended them oh what if i actually was a scary
31:19old lady or what if you always kind of had one with you what do you mean oh here
31:27okay i know it's dumb i know it's dumb but i saw them in a bodega and i thought they looked like
31:37your smoothie i love them yeah i love them so much
31:47can i fuck you absolutely
31:57fuck yes
32:15that's two tonight if you say it out loud it's the curse broken hunter hasn't scored twice in an away
32:22game since last scene
32:24what say it out loud say what
32:33okay okay here's what i know helena shut up you're in love with him i'm not in love with him
32:48you are
32:49have you at least told your dad
32:53for how long now a little over two months oh baby helena okay you you can't tell if anyone
33:04finds out that it's that it's scott obviously i'm not gonna tell anyone but kip he can't come out
33:11right now okay he really wants to it's amazing he's amazing and i've never been happier honestly
33:20what's the plan babe
33:25i don't know i don't know what does your dad think
33:31that i'm fucking some married guy probably
33:36i kind of wish you were oh just don't say that please just please be happy for me
33:42i can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night i am gonna be super well behaved for you
33:50i only care that you're handsome you bitch
33:52scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too oh i know and he better be ready for me
34:00i am a tux tomorrow night too
34:17Hey, Dan.
34:34Oh, my God.
34:35You're not dead.
34:36No, I'm alive.
34:37Well, that is a relief.
34:38I didn't want to have to call them more.
34:40You know, I miss you.
34:41I miss you too, Dan.
34:43All right.
34:44You're going to be making an appearance here at some point.
34:46In the near future?
34:47Yes, I will.
34:50I'm going to come for dinner this week, I promise.
34:52Perfect.
34:53How's work?
34:55Well, work is fine.
34:56You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but...
34:58Well, Barry's an asshole.
35:00No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time.
35:03Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
35:05Who taught you to talk like that?
35:07You did.
35:08You taught me to talk like that.
35:09That sounds about right.
35:12And nothing in the mail, right?
35:15Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
35:18I know, I know.
35:19I just figured I'd check.
35:22Okay.
35:23Don't worry about that.
35:24Okay.
35:25Don't think about that, okay?
35:27It's going to come when it comes.
35:28Look, I'm not going to keep you.
35:29I love you.
35:30All right.
35:31You too, Dad.
35:32You too, Dad, what?
35:33I love you too, Dad.
35:36There.
35:36I said it.
35:37Oh, my God.
35:38Sorry, it's such a struggle.
35:39Okay, bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:41Let's pray.
36:11Let's pray.
36:41What?
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:53Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found a group of the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15You know, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:22She would have just been thrilled.
37:25Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:27Yeah.
37:30Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:34I'm Kip, right?
37:44Christopher.
37:45When he's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:51You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Uh, sorry.
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
37:58Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes, of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:20Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:28Touched this perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:42Elena knows.
38:43I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46I kind of got that.
38:48It's, uh, it's okay.
38:49She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:52Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really.
39:00Very.
39:04This is so weird.
39:07Yeah.
39:08You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:10Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17How could I possibly say no?
39:24So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:28I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:37Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:43Wait.
39:44What do you mean?
39:46Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:48He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:52I'm doing my best.
39:57I, I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:01I, I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:07But it's killing him.
40:16I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:23He deserves the best.
40:31He deserves sunshine.
40:43And so do you.
40:44It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I've already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:01You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:10A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a, it's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's too.
41:26And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:50I wish I could.
41:51I, I, I want to.
41:54I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
42:00That I love you.
42:02I love you too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:09I mean, in a few years.
42:14I know, I know how it sounds.
42:17But it, it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:20And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:23Well.
42:26I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:31And I know that they're your family.
42:34And that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:38I, I really, really get that.
42:40But.
42:42I, I have a family too.
42:44And I keep lying to them and I don't want to.
42:51And I miss them.
42:52I, I, I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry.
42:57I, that's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay.
42:59I know what you meant.
42:59I, I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:09I, I, I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:39Thank you for coming.
43:41For those of you who've attended before,
43:43feel free to ignore my sob story
43:44and go straight to the bar.
43:47But for those of you who don't know it,
43:49here's the short version.
43:52My parents were both junior hockey coaches
43:55and they were hit by a drunk driver
43:59when I was 12 years old.
44:02Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:05Mercifully for me,
44:08the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
44:11I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:16I had a lot of memories,
44:17a love of hockey,
44:19and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:28Things weren't always easy.
44:31You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:38First at my high school,
44:39then later at college,
44:40and now here with the Admirals.
44:43And I never looked back
44:44because I never had to.
44:49The family I craved,
44:51the family that I needed,
44:52that I still need today,
44:54hockey gave it to me.
44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:02So from the bottom of my heart,
45:04I want to thank you all
45:05for being here tonight
45:06and for supporting this cause
45:08because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world,
45:14a whole life.
45:15It's, uh...
45:17It's everything.
45:20It's everything that comes with it.
45:39Yeah.
45:40Hey, Dad.
45:42Hey, the prodigal son returned home.
45:44Look, I got some mail here for a certain someone,
45:47and it's pretty heavy.
45:49I don't want them.
45:51Hey.
45:58Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Oh.
46:05Hey.
46:06I'm sorry.
46:07What?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:11Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:15Here's a pretty funny thing, and a bullfucker ride.
46:26Congrats, Will.
46:27Love you, man.
46:28Oh.
46:29Yeah.
46:30Yeah.
46:31Wow.
46:32Yeah.
46:33Yeah.
46:34Yeah.
46:35Yeah.
46:36I watched a nice opinion.
46:37Yeah.
46:39Oh.
46:42Yeah.
46:44Oh.
46:45Hey, good dress, man.
47:02It's a gold medal fucking game.
47:04Yeah, totally.
47:15Yeah, totally.
47:45Yeah, totally.
48:15Yeah, totally.
48:17Yeah, totally.
48:21Yeah, totally.
48:23Yeah, totally.
48:25Yeah, totally.
48:27Yeah, totally.
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