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00:00Each, he scores!
00:02Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
00:08Having a good night?
00:10That's nice.
00:12I think there's still time for a head-track.
00:14Should I do now or wait a second?
00:16I don't know, less second is more fun, but...
00:20Rosanoff scores!
00:22Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:25The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:30My moon, my man, so changeable and such a loveable friend to me.
00:42My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
00:46There's nowhere to go, belong.
00:50High on my sleep, my feathers, you can feel.
00:54The songs are looking again.
00:56My moon's rising, sweating.
00:59Sweating my face is the calendar page again
01:04Take it slow, take it easy on me
01:08Share some light, share some light on me
01:11Please take it slow, take it easy on me
01:15Alright, let's move the freeze camera
01:17Share some light, share some light
01:29Share some light, share some light
01:34My own enemy, not as good as we've been
01:38It's the dirtiest claim
01:40No, no, no, no
01:42I can't do anything
01:44No, no, no
01:45This moment
01:46No, this night
01:48Take it slow, take it easy on me
01:52Share some light, share some light on me
01:56Take it slow, take it easy on me
01:59Share some light, share some light on me
02:03Please
02:04For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup
02:09What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander
02:26What's up with me?
02:29Where's my O-��는 different?
02:32What's up with me??
02:34Speeds but species
02:38I saw a dog
02:39I saw a dog
02:41I saw a dog
02:42I saw a dog
02:43I saw a dog
02:44I saw a dog
02:45I saw a dog
02:47I saw a dog
02:49I saw a dog
02:50Alright Shane you're good?
02:51You're ready to go?
02:53Ya
02:54Let's do the same thing we can do, you guys.
02:55That's great, Shane.
02:56Look over your shoulder.
02:57Look great, okay?
02:58Take a look at the camera.
02:59Directly to the camera.
03:00Hit that mark and give me that pose.
03:02Goddamn.
03:02Leave all the hideout.
03:04There's nowhere to go at all.
03:07Heart on my sleeve.
03:09Not bad as you think.
03:11Those songs are the key again.
03:15Take us low.
03:16Take it easy on me.
03:18Share some light.
03:20Share some light on me.
03:22Take us low.
03:24Take it easy on me.
03:26It should have been there.
03:28Share some light on me.
03:31Can we call it a dynasty?
03:33Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
03:39Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
03:43Why can't I come?
03:46Leave all the hideout.
03:48There's nowhere to go.
03:50There's nowhere to go.
03:52Take us low.
03:53Take it easy on me.
03:54Take it easy on me.
03:55It should have been there.
03:56It should have been there.
03:57It should have been there.
03:58It should have been there.
03:59Take us low.
04:00Take it easy on me.
04:02It should have been there.
04:03It should have been there.
04:04It should have been there.
04:05It should have been there.
04:06It should have been there.
05:37Because she's a beast.
05:40So?
05:40So what?
05:42So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
05:44Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant too?
05:46I don't think I'm ready.
05:47I think I still have some good hockey left in me.
05:49You're an asshole.
05:51Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
05:52Was it Jennifer?
05:53Uh, Jessica.
05:54Jessica.
05:55You ever hit that?
05:56Don't say hit that.
05:57I'm sorry, Virgin Mary.
05:59I'm not.
06:00Here, tag.
06:01You are it.
06:02Let's go see Uncle Shane.
06:04Oh, yeah.
06:06Look, I'm just saying, man.
06:07If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around, you know?
06:09You could do couple stuff.
06:10It'd be fun.
06:10Or not.
06:12I mean, she's...
06:13I don't see her anymore.
06:14I think she's engaged or something.
06:16Fair enough.
06:17So, um...
06:19Jackie is this friend, right?
06:21Paid.
06:21What?
06:22Dude, she's fucking hot.
06:23She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
06:25I don't know.
06:26Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
06:28And she's funny.
06:29Swear jar two times.
06:30Oh, fuck.
06:31Three.
06:32Okay, come on, man.
06:33Why not?
06:34Can I just show you her Insta?
06:35All right.
06:36Yes.
06:36Okay.
06:37But Jackie will be happy.
06:38We both have to make your wife happy now?
06:39Yeah, damn right we do.
06:40If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
06:44Oh, Jesus Christ.
06:45Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
06:50Tell your dad to leave me alone.
06:53Um, excuse me.
06:55Are you Shane Hollander?
06:57Yeah.
06:58Oh, my God.
06:59Can we get a picture with you?
07:01Um, I kind of have my hands full for a moment.
07:05Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
07:10Hold his baby.
07:13I'm sorry, buddy.
07:14Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
07:16Four times.
07:17And second, oh, wait, do I have all the kids?
07:20Oh, you're the worst one.
07:22You can't say stuff like that to her.
07:23It's true.
07:24And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
07:26Ding, ding, ding.
07:26We've hit five times.
07:27That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
07:29Oh, come on.
07:30Narc.
07:31Narc, Narc.
07:32Narc.
07:32I'm getting him distracted me.
07:34Way too late.
07:35But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
07:40Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
07:44It's my favorite place on earth.
07:46And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at,
07:48is ten minutes away.
07:49I'm ready.
07:50I'm ready.
07:50Well, maybe you decided to stay, чтобы смотреть?
07:54And no matter what.
07:56Excuse me.
07:57It's a bit of a skunk, that I'm a little bit of a problem.
08:01But he's really beautiful, yeah?
08:10You're with whom you are now?
08:14You're with no?
08:15No.
08:16You're with me.
08:17You're with me.
08:19So, you're with me?
08:20So, you're with me?
08:22No.
08:25Even with Jane?
08:29What?
08:30You've been a couple of years, I thought,
08:32maybe it was something serious or something like that.
08:39Nothing serious.
08:41In general.
08:44Okay.
08:45Sash will give me a greeting.
08:49i'm out heading out for a bit cool uh to meet a friend nice i'll be back later i won't wait up
09:06it's not like that it's just a friend so lily's just a buddy what yeah chill out man i know you
09:16text some girl named lily i don't okay go get laid weirdo or don't i don't care actually i hope you
09:24do you always play better after go fuck yourself oh i plan to probably more than once love a hotel
09:28room gross bye
09:30oh yeah
09:46go ahead take my shoes off no you're taking
09:59wow wow this place is great
10:09did you get this built or do you know who did it mr real estate that's not what i meant
10:18i just you think we need to talk no after
10:21oh
10:29oh
10:41i should go
11:07or you could stay
11:13stay
11:16here's the name
11:18not done
11:21and we have afternoon game tomorrow so no morning practice
11:26i told hayden
11:29is it your mother
11:30no
11:31no he's not
11:33fuck off
11:34what cares what you told hayden
11:41stay
11:47okay
11:49okay
11:51okay
11:52okay
11:53okay
11:54okay
11:55okay
11:56okay
11:57okay
11:59okay
12:00okay
12:01okay
12:02okay
12:03okay
12:04i'm hungry
12:11i'm hungry
12:13i'm hungry
12:14for what
12:15for food
12:16for food
12:17hey
12:18hey
12:19you like
12:32you like tuna melt
12:33you like tuna melt
12:34you wanna make me tuna melt
12:37i was gonna make one for me i can make two
12:41you head to florida after this right
12:44yeah right after the game tampa then sunrise then we go to dallas and st louis
12:48all the hot spots
12:49yeah
12:50all the hot spots
12:51ginger oil cold enough
12:55yeah it's great good food will be ready soon
12:59i'll be ready soon
13:00jesus christ
13:01you know this guy ran price
13:02yeah if i'm playing against him and not wanting to fight him
13:06you did a season with him right
13:07hmm
13:08he did a season with him right
13:09hmm
13:10he's not what you would think
13:13how so
13:14how so
13:16like
13:17he's quiet
13:18doesn't talk
13:20keeps to himself
13:21not bad guy
13:22doesn't make friends
13:23well he gets traded every season
13:26tough to make friends that way
13:27yeah
13:28probably he wants to get traded again
13:30buffalo is terrible
13:31yeah and their team sucks too
13:34and people say you're not funny
13:38they do?
13:40yeah
13:41they say you're boring too
13:42who says that?
13:43me
13:44what's your favorite city to play in?
13:48on the road
13:49i like new york
13:51guys
13:52it is new york
13:53they fucking hate me there
13:55they hate you everywhere
13:56they hate you everywhere
13:57i know
13:58not florida
13:59it's full of boston people
14:02and you?
14:04i like ottawa
14:06cause it's my hometown
14:08toronto winnipeg
14:09i'm happy they have a team again
14:12what?
14:13those boring answers?
14:14yes
14:15well i like the hot places too
14:18hot like weather hot
14:20oh okay
14:21LA is hot
14:23hot women
14:24yeah sure i mean
14:27there are hot women everywhere
14:28there is a girl i like you really much
14:33Svetlana
14:34huh?
14:37she's old friend
14:39from russia
14:40her father was famous goaltender of the soviet team
14:43she knows everything about talkie
14:46cool
14:48and she likes you very much
14:50oh
14:51that's nice
14:52so she's like your girlfriend?
14:53no no nothing like that
14:54she's old friend
14:55sometimes we fuck but
14:56she's busy these days
14:57you know new business selling fancy cars
14:59sounds perfect for you
15:01yes it's close to that
15:02right
15:04but what?
15:08but it's nothing more than that
15:10for either of us
15:12but it's nice to have regular women like that around
15:15you think she's the only woman in boston who'd sleep with you?
15:19no no no no
15:20i think i will find someone else
15:21but you know me
15:22i'm lazy so
15:23i don't know that's out of you at all
15:24but you know me
15:25i'm lazy so
15:26i don't know that's out of you at all
15:29no stay stay
15:42i don't know that's out of you at all
15:46no stay stay
15:47i'll give it
15:49No, stay, stay, I'll get it.
16:08You like them?
16:10Yeah.
16:12Girls?
16:15Oh, yeah, sure. Of course I do.
16:20I never hear about you with girls.
16:23It's private.
16:25Right, private.
16:27I keep a lot of things private.
16:29Obviously.
16:34I like girls.
16:35Yeah, no shit.
16:37But I also like you.
16:40Lucky me.
16:42Not this person, of course.
16:44Of course not, I'm boring.
16:46But you have a good mouth.
16:49I'm sorry.
16:51I'm sorry.
16:52I'm sorry.
16:53I'm sorry.
16:54I'm sorry.
16:55I'm sorry.
16:56I'm sorry.
16:57I'm sorry.
16:58I'm sorry.
16:59I'm sorry.
17:00I'm sorry.
17:01I'm sorry.
17:02I'm sorry.
17:03I'm sorry.
17:04I'm sorry.
17:05I'm sorry.
17:06I'm sorry.
17:07I'm sorry.
17:08I'm sorry.
17:09I'm sorry.
17:10I'm sorry.
17:11I'm sorry.
17:12I'm sorry.
17:13You're wrong.
17:14I'm sorry.
17:15I'm sorry.
17:16I'm sorry.
17:17My brother, Alexey, is he there with you?
17:21Are you there?
17:24Is Polina there?
17:27Polina, she's your wife. Dad!
17:31Dad, okay, calm down.
17:37I'll call him Alexey.
17:39I'll call him.
17:43Where are you?
17:44Come on, he's psyched.
17:45I don't know what you're doing with him, it's foliage.
18:01You still hungry?
18:02No, no, thank you. That was great.
18:05Good.
18:09How was your father?
18:11How do you speak Russian, huh?
18:13I know the word for father.
18:14You speak Russian, huh?
18:15I know the word for father.
18:17I know the word for a father.
18:23But if you're supposed to go and see what you're making,
18:25I know the word for DONOF or a love for them.
18:27There's no word for father.
18:29And I know the word for God.
18:32There's no word for God working with other people.
18:35For him.
21:37I shouldn't stay.
21:40I can't.
21:41Team meeting in the morning.
21:42I forgot.
21:43So...
21:44Okay.
21:46You forgot team meeting.
21:48Thank you for the tuna melt.
21:50I'm sorry.
21:52I'm sorry.
21:56I'm sorry.
21:56I can't...
21:59I can't...
22:00I can't do this.
22:10I can't do this.
22:12I can't do this.
22:13I can't do this.
22:19I can't do this.
22:22I can't do this.
22:24You're welcome.
22:25I'm sorry.
22:25Are we expecting someone else?
22:27Oh, no, it's just the three of us. Thank you.
22:31Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
22:33Rolex really wants you there.
22:35I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
22:39Does that mean too white?
22:43I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
22:45I do.
22:46Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats.
22:48I mean, they're next to a prince.
22:49Or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
22:52I don't think I should skip training.
22:54Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
22:57I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
22:59All my time is scheduled.
23:00No, I just meant...
23:01I get, like, two weeks off a year.
23:02I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
23:04Trying to make conversation about what?
23:06Swedish politics?
23:08Okay.
23:09Can I get anyone a drink?
23:10We'll take this Chablis, please.
23:12Three glasses?
23:13I'll have a ginger ale, please.
23:15Oh, we don't have that. Sparkling water?
23:17Sure, thank you.
23:19I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
23:22No, I can't.
23:23Not during the season.
23:26Shane.
23:29Yeah?
23:30Is everything all right?
23:32Why, because I don't want wine?
23:33Well, you just seem tense.
23:35I'm fine.
23:37Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon, just the three of us, would be fun. And I think you should think about it. You could make a week of it. Go to a play, see Big Ben. You loved it when you were a kid.
23:52You guys should go. And you'd have a great time. You're the tennis fan, Dad.
23:55They're not going to send us the tickets, honey. It's you they want. We're just the parents. You're the main attraction.
24:01Well, then I'll just lie. Tell them I'm coming. They won't kick you out. And you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
24:06Honey, I don't want you to lie. That's not who you are.
24:11Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
24:17It's okay. Anything you want to talk about?
24:21Let's, um, let's think about London. Maybe it could be fun. I'm just gonna use the washroom.
24:30A Swedish princess?
24:32I don't know.
24:34No.
24:45Hey, man.
24:46Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
24:49I was about to, um...
24:50Bullshit. Get your ass to the Milan, baby. My buddy Francois, the chef. You remember him?
24:55Oh, yeah.
24:56He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant and gets this.
24:59J.J.
25:00The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
25:04All of them?
25:05I don't fucking know. Get down here. You remember the restaurant, right? Let's all boo?
25:09I don't know.
25:14Yes, you bitch!
25:19Good to see you.
25:21Okay, guys. This one never leaves his fucking house. Tonight is our meat-luck.
25:29Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
25:31I mean, I do, but...
25:34Actually, just a beer, please. Whatever you have on tap.
25:36Shane Hollander, you have whatever he wants here.
25:38You keep it, then.
25:45It's an honor.
25:47Cool crowd, huh?
25:48Shitty?
25:49Bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
25:50Rose Landry is here, man.
25:51She is?
25:52Yeah.
25:53I might be needing another one of these.
25:54I don't know.
25:55I don't know.
25:56I don't know.
25:57I don't know.
25:58I don't know.
25:59I don't know.
26:00Megan.
26:01But, so why don't we have some food and cheese?
26:02She is.
26:03Yeah.
26:04I might be needing another one of these.
26:05OK.
26:06Are you here to help me finish these
26:36fries the chef gave them to me and they were really good I'm not gonna fit in my costume
26:44if I eat them all oh Jesus Christ these are so good I'm Rose by the way I'm Shane I'm wow
26:54I'm a big fan would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours really I'm a
27:02Michigan girl with three brothers I'm a fry Shane Hollander Detroit's not gonna go
27:09easy on you tomorrow night
27:22I was eight and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom wow by
27:28Bill Paxton that is terrible he was actually pretty nice to me and it was
27:33good practice getting kidnaps I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies
27:39including the one I'm getting right now fuck you you didn't hear that you know
27:45they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you my lips are sealed
27:50okay your turn well I've never been kidnapped I mean there have been threats
27:58not what I meant Shane Hollander eight years old paint me a picture
28:05well I'm definitely on the ice somewhere the scouting and crazy stuff can start for
28:16another couple years so probably just having fun did it stop being fun no well I mean kind of I love
28:28it but it got more intense so I guess I kind of got more intense too if that
28:34makes sense yeah it does and I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense I wasn't the only one there was one other
28:47he hated me though I have a Western last name so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me
28:56and I bet you're pretty fucking good too right I was all right
29:02John tapped out at NCAA thank you um but he still made it to the frozen forum of Princeton
29:10that's amazing he's an agent now naturally uh and Peter's in the AHL undrafted but hey
29:18still not nothing not nothing indeed
29:23so this isn't your first time in Montreal though right uh no I was here a few years ago shooting this
29:30horrible FBI movie Underdark kidnapped come on no I I fly a lot I watch a lot of movies no that
29:38movie is so bad it's not great no it's horrible you're really good I'm so bad no you're good
29:44well I'm barely in it I was here for a week and it was the summer kind of different in the winter
29:50though right Michigan remember your winter doesn't scare me
29:53so um are you gonna be in town a little while this time
30:05I'm gonna leave me so put it down my visa hey don't want you to go oh oh oh yeah you're my love oh oh oh
30:13take you inside I'll show you I'm real I'm real hey block it afem baby I wanna be dancing with you
30:21push it afem baby you're gonna let me go I will be taking you on the down
30:27rise bronze you got to see this no I know right she's like a huge fucking movie star I'm fucking
30:50near do this you see she's shooting a film in Montreal well fuck the you know that says it right there
30:54the two met at a mutual friends party according to unnamed sources I've never
30:58seen Rose this happy the source goes on to say I'd be fucking happy if I was
31:01banging Rose fucking Lanshee
31:03and there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey that's gonna upset some Detroit fans
31:33seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench
31:41no confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about
31:53her new love as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X squad sequel movie
31:59stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days don't they
32:03well it's hard to blame either one they are definitely one hot couple they are five
32:07hey I was watching that
32:09still jockeying for the tough spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large
32:26Shane Hollander and the Montreal metros will look to put some distance tonight between
32:31themselves and their arch rivals the Boston Raiders but we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about
32:36that
33:06go get him buddy no rust
33:28in a listless effort the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period
33:36if you can call one nothing a victory and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight
33:41but where on the ice was Shane Hollander where was Ilya Rosanoff
33:45fuck this shit I need to get laid let's go out where we're in Montreal we find a fucking club
34:02tell people
34:04how are you handsome
34:29good game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won I need a beer I bet you do
34:40did you watch the game too yeah I watched a few clips on Rose's phone but it was a sweaty look
34:45Miles don't be terrible I have no problem watching sweaty colors
34:48okay I want to dance I don't know I'm beat man come on I never get to do that is a lie
34:55hey I want to dance with Shane yeah that makes two of us come on smile get a champagne
34:59sorry about them can I have one more please
35:12fuck
35:24oh
35:24oh
35:24oh
35:26oh
35:29oh
35:33oh
35:35And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
35:46They say it's my fault, but I want it so much
35:48Wanna fly her away, by the summer rain
35:51Coming out of my face, wish I will the shame
35:53When they stop and stare, don't worry in me
35:56Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
35:58I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
36:01But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
36:04Running through my head
36:16My, my, my
36:21My, my, my
36:29I gotta go to the bathroom.
36:59I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:29I gotta go to the bathroom.
37:59I gotta go to the bathroom.
38:29I gotta go to the bathroom.
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