00:01Rageous Warriors!
00:06By the cast of the sister moons of Mars, she rises,
00:11in answer to the beckoning of some demented whisper from beyond the veil.
00:19A girl and her horse slip through the night,
00:23across the precipice of the infinite.
00:27What?
00:28Where are we?
00:31Beth awakens to find herself within a mysterious...
00:34Horse? Are you talking?
00:36Now Beth appears to be delusional.
00:38My ears hear your horse thoughts. How is this possible?
00:42You can really hear me?
00:44There must be some kind of brainwave conductive material in the see-through zone.
00:49See-through zone? You mean...
00:51We must return at once. This timeless realm is beyond my knowledge. I cannot protect you.
00:56No! My dad is lost in here somewhere and I'm gonna rescue him.
01:04Somehow this place is familiar.
01:06Is this it? Did we find him?
01:10This whole zone is some kind of computer program?
01:13I have to jump. I'm going alone.
01:15No. I am your horse. Mount me.
01:18Mount me.
01:28Monty? Is that you?
01:30What? Who? Daddy?
01:32Oh, my mistake.
01:34Welcome, daughter and horse. I'm Reverend Picklechips.
01:38Dad! No, you're not!
01:40On to step two.
01:41He thinks he's Ralph Waldo Picklechips?
01:43I think your father has changed.
01:46Dad, Catbug told us he'd found our parents, but he didn't see you.
01:50Sit. I was just making zone porridge. The good hard stuff.
01:53But I came to bust you out of here.
01:55There is no way out, daughter. I sent you a door and you came and you belong here with us.
02:00Never doubt the worm. Never doubt the worm.
02:02We have to get you out of here now or...
02:04What the hell? You eat this virus stuff?
02:08The worm provides. His gut sack nourishes. His walls protect.
02:12Step three, pamphlet.
02:14We stay warm with these old beach towels.
02:16Wait, uh...
02:17Reed?
02:18Yes, sir.
02:19Whoa. You got a testimonial from President Fishhead?
02:22The worm operates at a level of intelligence more advanced than you and I can imagine.
02:27His sublime will penetrates minds in the highest seats of power.
02:30For me, the cost of his guidance is the sacrifice of a virgin and a horse.
02:35That's us!
02:36Or maybe a virgin horse? There's no comma on that line. Could be a typo.
02:40I'm afraid we're in the belly of the Eon Worm, a reviled Goliath of the highest evolution.
02:45And the see-through zone is his prison.
02:47This place holds every creature your father defeated as leader of the courageous battlers.
02:53I haven't seen those guys since the worm ate me.
02:56Reverend, you fought against our lord?
02:59That was before your time, Clemency. Never doubt the worm.
03:01Never doubt the worm.
03:02Never doubt the worm.
03:03Huh. This guy is freaky!
03:05My knowledge of the natural world is so vast that I can't move my-
03:09Beth! Look! Look!
03:12Holy ghost!
03:13The zone has imbued me with telekinesis!
03:16I'm moving the leg with my mind!
03:18Right, left, right, left, ha ha ha ha ha! I can walk!
03:21Yeah!
03:22I can go over here, and over here, and up and down.
03:24I can't go, I can't go, babe!
03:25Hello surprises!
03:26I got this note that said Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips is the key, but-
03:29It's the name he chose for me.
03:31Ha ha! Freedom!
03:33I am the key to your salvation.
03:35Prancing! I'm prancing, Beth!
03:37Now that you two are here, we're a family again, and my vile lord is appeased, everybody wins.
03:41Dad, shouldn't we be escaping?
03:47Never doubt the worm!
03:48Never doubt the worm!
03:49See what you've done? He's on the warpath now!
03:51Beth, even if you could escape our lord, the door I sent was designed to vanish after opening. It may already be gone.
03:58What?
03:59No, um, maybe I can get the worm to spit us out.
04:03I'll have Clemency make up the guest beds.
04:05His brain stem is so turgid!
04:08I can't lose you again, but staying here is just not an option.
04:14Beth Tezuka, stop being selfish at once and accept your vile destiny!
04:19I-
04:21Yes, sir. We'll stay with you.
04:24What's that now?
04:25Good. That's my girl.
04:28Sorry, Dad, but I'm having serious doubts about the worm.
04:32Drop us!
04:33I got nothing!
04:34Never doubt the-
04:36Okay, math. It's just math.
04:40Got it!
04:45The Eon Worm must not follow us through. It's a threat to all existence.
04:49What's happening?
04:50Do not look back. Its grotesque splendor is more than human minds can endure.
04:55It's too fast!
04:57Fear not! The power of the zone compels me!
04:59Form Psychic Horse Armor!
05:01Form Psychic Crown!
05:03And a mean-ass hairdo! And a beard!
05:05We're gonna die, horse!
05:07All right. Psychic moves of fire!
05:09Kappa! Why are we running?
05:19Cross over while I hold him at bay!
05:21No! You have to come with us!
05:23I have emerged from the void, finally able to reach my destiny!
05:28I am super-juiced to protect you with my life!
05:32Go!
05:33Swifter than the leopards, more fierce than the evening wolves.
05:38Fear me, for when armored by her love, I possess the strength to fight a god!
05:45Yes!
05:46Yes!
05:51Can't fight!
05:52What is all this racket when I'm trying to make a mixtape?
05:55I fight so that she may go on. For I am just a horse.
06:13Be a member of my away team! Visit bravestwarriors.com to join us!
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