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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:06It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, it's your next season.
00:54You think I'm pretty?
01:21Let's go!
01:51Good job, give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're clever, good luck, she took a break, made a mistake, when she made Trevor, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, you think I'm pretty,
02:21I think I'm pretty worth, you wanna fabulous.
02:25Go, God, get lost, get lost, let's go, my Angeles people.
02:28I need a lot of games on everybody today, we got a big party, I love you, Google, Google, Google, Google, Google, YouTube, Google, I'm ready, go.
02:39Let's go, myrio!
02:46I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like
02:54A tree, a darkly hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:02You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:09You're washed up irrelevant, I'm standing in my light
03:16You're standing in my light, you're sta-
03:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:34You say you're scary, you're lost people do
03:38It's just the real world, honey, yeah, yeah, yeah
03:41In spite of everything, I guess there's just a city
03:44Nice try, now get out of the way
03:49Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:53I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
03:59Nice try, get out of the way, you're in our way
04:06Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:23I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:26I fucking mean what I mean
04:27You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:34Uh, no thanks
04:34Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:37Yeah, maybe, they'll be weird somewhere else
04:39I'm not even that weird
04:41Whatever you need, Captain
04:43Hey, Hollander
04:44Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:47Yeah
04:47Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:52What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
04:58But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:01And how about that other team?
05:05Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:07He had a hat-trick last week
05:08And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:10Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:11Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:13Thanks guys
05:14Bye
05:40Bye
06:40Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:54Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:56You're straight up blushing, Russ.
06:57Well, no.
06:58Never in life have I blushed.
07:00Russians do not do this.
07:01You will murder me.
07:19Maybe.
07:20Get in.
07:21Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:28What the fuck?
07:30You were hard, weren't you?
07:31For how long?
07:32The whole game?
07:34Such a fucking ass.
07:36You missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking didn't.
07:40And I still beat your ass.
07:41Barely.
07:42Great.
07:48Wow, nice place.
07:50Thanks.
07:52I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
07:57Right next door.
07:59I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:04Mr. Businessman.
08:05Shut up.
08:06Mr. Landlord.
08:08You asked.
08:10No, I didn't.
08:24So where do you want me?
08:26In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:29Fuck you.
08:34Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:36No.
08:37Have I hired someone?
08:40A designer?
08:42You think there is enough?
08:44Such an asshole.
08:47I think maybe you'll like it.
08:50I can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:53I had one.
08:54You shouldn't be smoking.
08:55And you shouldn't be talking.
09:01Come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:17I don't want...
09:19I just want.
09:28I don't want to eat for food.
09:29I…
09:30Oh, wow, wow.
09:42You think this will be enough?
09:44Fuck off.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:30He's okay.
10:50Oh, shit, Rose.
10:54Is he okay?
11:00It's you.
11:07It's you.
11:09Okay.
11:11It's you.
11:15It's you.
11:19It's you.
11:23It's so okay.
11:25It's all right.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:45Are you...
11:49Oh, God.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:59What the hell am I?
12:05Oh, my God.
12:08Oh, my God.
12:10Oh, my God.
12:11Oh, my God.
12:12Oh, my God.
12:13No, the bed is all dirty.
12:20What?
12:22Shut up.
12:27Hey, we'll show it now, okay?
12:43You killed me, Lunder.
12:54I'm dead.
12:56That was so fucking hot.
13:03Worth the wait.
13:13I should go.
13:27So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:31Oh, right.
13:34Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:38Mm, yes.
13:40My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:42And they're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:50I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:53My father, yes.
13:55Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:58Cool.
13:59Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:03Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:06I fucking wish, dude.
14:07Hey, uh, remember when I made you come and it was free?
14:15Don't fuck yourself, Rose, no.
14:18Such a good drink.
14:20Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:37Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:45For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:52What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:56A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:04All in there.
15:32All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:32What's up, motherfucker?
15:34Boys.
15:34Hey.
15:35Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, Bonnie.
15:37Be nice to you.
15:38I fucking lost a lot of you.
15:39Did you see that game?
15:40Yeah.
15:40It was a straight-up shit show.
15:41A debacle.
15:43Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:45Uh, I don't know.
15:46Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:48I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:50Uh-uh.
15:51See what I say this year, baby?
15:52We're fucking coming for you.
15:53Okay.
15:53Trust me.
15:53You look great in Soervani.
15:55Don't even stress.
15:55Oh, good one.
15:56Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes.
16:02Yes, it does.
16:03Is it black mold?
16:05Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:06Yeah.
16:06He's probably right.
16:07The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:09All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:11My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:12We're trying together.
16:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:16I'd love to show up for him.
16:17Hell yeah, man.
16:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:19What do you mean?
16:23Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:27I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:31hey, here's me.
16:33Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:36Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:49Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:11Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:19Hey.
17:41I'm not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:45I saw you up here.
17:46I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:49Go sit down.
17:49We hit.
17:54We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Holander.
18:04Are you okay?
18:07Please, go.
18:09You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:17Fine.
18:19Fuck.
18:19I don't know.
18:20Fuck.
18:21I'll be right.
18:21I'll be right.
18:21I'll be right.
18:21I'll be right.
18:22I'll be right.
18:23You need to meet him.
18:33Yes, my father.
18:36Minister still wants to meet you today evening.
18:40No matter what.
18:43This is my honor.
18:45You must be proud of my honor.
18:47After yesterday, you won...
18:53...Latvii.
18:55And he's still drinking.
18:58How did you do it?
19:00You don't do it?
19:01I don't do it.
19:03Not so much.
19:04They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:07It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:09It's a real shame.
19:11It's not worth the hopes you showed in childhood.
19:14Now I play better than when I am.
19:17Our team is injured.
19:19The team is injured.
19:20The team is injured.
19:21The team is injured?
19:22What is it?
19:23What is it?
19:24What is it?
19:25You, captain, you make them injured.
19:28You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:37Who is it to you?
19:39Your mother?
19:42How did you do it?
19:43It's not an accident.
19:44You don't know my mother.
19:45You can't do it.
19:46I swear.
19:47You might have time.
19:49Where are you?
19:50You were in Moscow?
19:51Of course.
19:52You did not know it.
19:53You are in the way.
19:54You are in the way?
19:55It's not a house in that kitchen.
19:56You were in the way.
19:58I did not know your aunt.
19:59Where are you from?
20:00You were in Berlin.
20:01Where are you from?
20:03Where are you?
20:04In Moscow?
20:07Of course.
20:12We need to go to the night.
20:19To meet the minister.
20:23Yes.
20:25Ready?
20:26Let's go.
20:28Of course, I'm always the same.
20:31I'm always the same.
20:33I'm always the same.
20:35No, he wasn't in shape.
20:37But Kochev, Kochev, don't stay.
20:39We need to rest.
20:41We need to pay for all of them to America.
20:43We need to pay for all of them.
20:45Good, good.
20:46Too good for us.
20:47Too good for us.
20:48Too good for us.
20:49But it's a problem with leadership.
20:51It's always a problem.
20:52Leadership.
20:54We need to be all right.
20:56We need to be all right.
20:58We need to be all right.
21:00I'm probably too much talking.
21:02You're my angel.
21:04You're talking too many times.
21:06Especially when it's about hockey.
21:08Only when we're winning, dad.
21:11I'm going to go to a bar.
21:12He needs to be all right.
21:14Look how she's behind you.
21:18He needs to be all right.
21:19All right, these are the same.
21:21Yeah.
21:22I'm a angel.
21:23I want to be all right, if I remember that I'll remember.
21:25I want to be all right.
21:27Yeah.
21:28Maybe I want something to be interesting.
21:30Oh
21:47Dam ni n kia il ya
21:53Dam ni n kia sasha
21:54I think you played well well.
22:02I will say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:06For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:09you have to avoid this.
22:11I sometimes blame you on me.
22:14When I understand what it is, it doesn't matter for you.
22:20It doesn't matter.
22:22Why did you decide that?
22:24My father...
22:25Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:28You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:34when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:37Really?
22:38Yes.
22:39Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:41But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think you will win this year in this year.
22:48In this year?
22:49Yes, in this year.
22:51Because I think that he's traumatized.
22:54Where do you know everything?
22:57On the extra sense.
22:59You are in a car with a brother.
23:00You are in a car with a problem.
23:02And you can definitely get the best.
23:03You are in a car.
23:04They didn't show you well.
23:06It's good.
23:08And then you can win.
23:10You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:14Chicago, not so far.
23:16In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:20They are good, but they are too young.
23:23And so you won't win the Coupe Xenia for a year before,
23:26than I did with Setsu.
23:28No, thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:33But tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:36You will always be perfect.
23:38Yes.
23:39But you need to agree with us.
23:42We'll see you later.
23:45See you later.
23:47See you later.
23:53Well, what?
23:54How is Paris, Sasha?
23:58Wow.
23:59There is great.
24:01I just love this place.
24:04The club, the head of the club.
24:08The girls are just beautiful.
24:11And the boys?
24:14Well, you've seen the French boys?
24:19Yes, Elia?
24:21I just love this place.
24:22Oh my God.
24:23My sister is just kind of a desire.
24:24I was just a dream of a dream.
24:25And when I was speaking with me,
24:26I got a dream of a dream.
24:27That's not a dream of a dream.
24:28I'm sure I was to say,
24:29hell, I just love it.
24:30Oh my God.
24:31Oh my God.
24:32Oh my God.
24:33Well, that's what I'm sure,
24:34that's the real dream.
24:35That's not a dream.
24:36No, that's not a dream.
24:37No, that's not a dream.
24:38Not a dream.
24:40Or a dream,
24:45That's not a dream.
24:46Before you'd seen before you're known by the través of Xenia.
24:48Oh my God,
24:49You remember?
24:52Remember?
25:04This? Seriously?
25:08The danger was to you before. If you remember me, don't be afraid.
25:14We are children, Sash.
25:21Yes, that's right.
25:28Stop it.
25:30Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:35No.
25:44Okay.
25:47Okay.
25:49Okay.
25:51I'm happy to see you.
25:54Okay.
25:58I'm happy to see you.
26:01I'm happy to see you.
26:14I'm happy to see you.
26:18Okay.
26:20Captain's here.
26:22Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:25What am I supposed to do?
26:27I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:29Oh, my God.
26:33There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:35Playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:37That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:39Hollander, is that a rule?
26:40Unfortunately, it is.
26:41Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:43No, no. Fuck you, Swedish Inbred.
26:45Fuck you, AJ.
26:46Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:48Stop.
26:50Boys, it's starting.
26:52Turn it up.
26:53It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:56You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:59Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:02A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:07He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:11Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:14Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:18I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:22I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:25Now, I only need one thing.
27:30I need to win.
27:34Here, at home, tonight.
27:38As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:42But I want to hear our fans.
27:45I want to hear them scream.
27:47I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:52I know you can do it.
27:54I've seen you fucking do it.
27:55I've seen every one of you do it.
27:58So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:00Because this is our fucking night.
28:07This is our fucking cup!
28:10Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:12Wait for a disco.
28:18Wait for a disco.
28:19We'll fuck you.
28:24I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:27Shane hates him the most.
28:29What?
28:30You ate Rosenhoff.
28:32Of course.
28:33But he's very good at acting.
28:35The best, probably.
28:36Eh, nah.
28:37You're the fucking best, all-and-er.
28:39Okay?
28:40Not that animal shit show cock-sucking Russian.
28:44And that is that.
28:46The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:50What a comeback story this year from Gilya Rosenhoff.
28:52The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:55Leading his team in block shots.
28:57In shots against.
28:59And obviously, it comes all-backs.
29:00Literally hundreds.
29:01Up to me.
29:02There it is.
29:27Literally hundreds of times.
29:29Well, nice watch
29:33I gave this to you for free
29:34Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:365 seconds
29:3725 seconds
29:38Or even doing
29:39And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award
29:44I was busy
29:45Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall
29:48But the most important thing
29:56Is the friends we make along the way
29:59Hey, before we give out next award
30:04Can I get a selfie with you?
30:06What?
30:07Come on
30:08When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:11Okay, fine, but hurry up
30:12Great
30:19Give me your number
30:20I'll text them to you
30:21No chance
30:23And the Lord's Tower Award
30:26For most sportsman-like player
30:27Goes to
30:28Oh, God
30:51Oh, God
30:52Oh
30:52well what what the fuck do you want rosenoff
31:17you haven't answered a text for me in like six months
31:20you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for
31:24some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
31:33i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
31:50maybe yes nicely
31:57please
32:05if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:13you will have to ask nicer than that
32:15please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:24and suck my dick
32:26please
32:29no
32:40what
32:44no
32:46we'll go back to our seats
32:49watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
32:54and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:03maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:07when did your english get so good
33:11i uh
33:14i read the new yorker now
33:16really
33:17no
33:19the new yorker is boring
33:20my dad loves it
33:24ah
33:26so being boring is
33:28is genetic
33:29wow
33:30genetic
33:31let's make a deal
33:38if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:44and if you win
33:48good luck coming
34:07i'm sorry
34:13i'm sorry
34:13that's just that's not just that nice
34:15you're so sorry
34:15i feel like i'll give you some new things
34:16i don't know
34:17like the idea
34:18i don't know
34:18but i didn't know
34:20it's just like they're gonna be
34:21i don't know
34:22i don't know
34:23the other one
34:24i don't know
34:24is
34:25i just have to find out
34:25the other ones
34:26that just kind of
34:27are going to be
34:28Yep, especially since you're in the last game.
34:31I'll be talking to you later.
34:53Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:58You're such an asshole.
35:28You're such an asshole.
35:29You're such an asshole.
35:30You're such an asshole.
35:31You're such an asshole.
35:32You're such an asshole.
35:33You're such an asshole.
35:34You're such an asshole.
35:35You're such an asshole.
35:36You're such an asshole.
35:37You're such an asshole.
35:38What?
35:48Just a lot of windows.
36:08Good.
36:11Now get on the bed.
36:21This is a good hotel.
36:23Very nice vodka.
36:25It's hard to find in America.
36:27Okay.
36:31Touch yourself.
36:32What?
36:33Show up for me. I want to watch you.
36:35You what?
36:36It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:39I've never...
36:41No shit.
36:42Fuck you.
36:44Give me some vodka, at least.
36:45No, no, no.
36:47Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
37:06Do you want to know how it feels?
37:26How it feels holding the cup.
37:31You fucking asshole.
37:33I can barely describe it. Oh my God, Hollander.
37:36Fuck.
37:49Are you going to fuck me?
37:56Are you gonna fuck me?
38:00We will see.
38:04I need...
38:07What?
38:09You know.
38:10Tell me.
38:13You.
38:19I need you.
38:26You, thank you, God.
39:21So Russia this year was something else.
39:29It's intense there.
39:36So are you heading back soon?
39:39Back.
39:41To Russia for the summer?
39:44Oh, yes.
39:51Why?
39:54What do you mean, why?
39:57Do you have to?
40:00There is no have to.
40:01It's home.
40:05Yeah.
40:06But I don't know.
40:08Is it safe?
40:10What do you mean, safe?
40:12I don't know.
40:16Do you even like it there?
40:25What difference does it make?
40:27A pretty big one, I think.
40:29I need to sleep.
40:38Oh.
40:40Yeah, me too.
40:41I should, uh...
40:43So, uh, I'm off.
40:52Goodbye, Hollander.
40:55Goodbye, Hollander.
40:55Goodbye, Hollander.
40:56Goodbye, Hollander.
40:57Goodbye, Hollander.
40:58Goodbye, Hollander.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Goodbye, Hollander.
41:02Goodbye, Hollander.
41:03Goodbye, Hollander.
41:04Goodbye, Hollander.
41:05Goodbye, Hollander.
41:06Goodbye, Hollander.
41:07Goodbye, Hollander.
41:08Goodbye, Hollander.
41:09Goodbye, Hollander.
41:10Goodbye, Hollander.
41:11Goodbye, Hollander.
41:12Goodbye, Hollander.
41:13Goodbye, Hollander.
41:14Goodbye, Hollander.
41:15Goodbye, Hollander.
41:16Goodbye, Hollander.
41:17Goodbye, Hollander.
41:18Goodbye, Hollander.
41:19Goodbye, Hollander.
41:20Goodbye, Hollander.
41:21Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:23Let's go.
41:53Let's go.
42:23Let's go.
42:53Let's go.
43:23Let's go.
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