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00:00It's right next door.
00:01No, I mean, not your boy.
00:03It's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:06He's hot.
00:07We should let him listen like my thing.
00:09He's an asshole, right?
00:10Yeah, basically.
00:11The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:16I'll have to see Rosanoff in a homeboy record for more than a minute.
00:19Nice shooting, Rook.
00:20I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:22Hey, can you believe Russia?
00:24Be nice, fine.
00:25Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:26I don't know.
00:27Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:28We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:31No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:33Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:35Trust me.
00:35You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
00:37Oh, good one.
00:51I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:53Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
00:59It's your Olympics, baby.
01:00I'm sure this should be, right?
01:03Hey, isn't that...
01:05Oh, yeah.
01:07All in there.
01:08What's up, motherfucker?
01:08All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:15We're training together.
01:16Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:18I'd love to show up for him.
01:19Oh, yeah, man.
01:20Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:22What do you mean?
01:25Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:27I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:34Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:38Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:40Nope.
01:40Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:55Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
01:58What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0070 points last season.
02:02Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:05A season he, he called need to win.
02:08Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:12He's in a fog.
02:14His passes aren't connecting.
02:15He's barely skating.
02:17I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:19And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:38I am very sorry about that.
03:06Hopefully not a big deal.
03:07How may I help you?
03:09Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:12Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:18Any allergies?
03:19No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:20Okay.
03:20Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:24Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Yeah, that's it.
03:27But what?
03:28Oh, um, nothing.
03:30I mean, just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:34Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:36I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:41Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:43Yeah?
03:43Blueberry with a banana.
03:45I take that.
03:46If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:49Yep.
03:49I mean, technically, it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:54Uh.
03:54Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:19It's really good.
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:21The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:23Uh.
04:24I don't know.
04:26I guess it must.
04:31Here.
04:32Thanks.
04:35Um, that's way too much.
04:38It's for you.
04:39It's a great smoothie.
04:41Thanks again, Kip.
04:47Girl.
04:49Holy shit.
04:50Was that Scott Hunter?
04:56Was that what?
04:57Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:01A girl.
05:02Clock winding down in the second period.
05:04Two-one for anaheim.
05:06We have girls.
05:07And this is what we're watching?
05:10We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
05:14watch, uh, what does this mean?
05:16Let me check my name.
05:17Hockey?
05:17Shut up, Sean.
05:19We have to turn it off.
05:20No, no, no, no.
05:20Please keep it on.
05:21Huh?
05:22Thank you, Kyle.
05:23Thank you, Kyle.
05:25Thank you, Kyle.
05:26You're welcome.
05:27Twice.
05:28He said Kip.
05:29Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:31Maria?
05:32Dad is sending the bar so loud.
05:34And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:36It almost sounded hot.
05:37Okay, that's not fair.
05:37Not hot.
05:38Just normal.
05:39Okay.
05:40I'm listening.
05:41Fuck both of you, okay?
05:42Kip is short for Christopher.
05:43It's not that weird.
05:44It's short for Christopher.
05:46And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:49Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:51He said it.
05:52He said it.
05:54Another round?
05:55Thank you, Kyle.
05:56Thank you, Kyle.
05:59Hunter to Vaughn.
06:00And you?
06:00Vaughn sends it back to Hunter.
06:03Hunter's looking at...
06:03Look, look, look.
06:04He's on the TV right now.
06:05Sean, look right now.
06:06Oh, my God.
06:07Okay.
06:08Vaughn's to Hunter.
06:09Hunter's in front of the net.
06:10And he scores!
06:12A rare goal from Scott.
06:14Oh, wow.
06:15Right?
06:15He knows the name.
06:17Yeah.
06:18I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:20Shut the fuck up.
06:21He literally pulled off.
06:21Jesus Christ!
06:26He scored a hat trick last night.
06:28Are you asking me what that means,
06:30or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:31I just didn't realize that...
06:33We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:39Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:42Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:46You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:48I am.
06:49This is awesome.
06:50I mean, wow.
06:50You had a night last night.
06:52Oh, did you watch?
06:53I did, yeah.
06:54I don't usually...
06:55Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:57I'm...
06:57No, I got it.
06:59Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:01It was amazing.
07:02He's a huge fan.
07:03But, yeah, I watched last night.
07:06Wow.
07:07Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game,
07:10I try to repeat it,
07:11and then I try to perfect it.
07:14Okay.
07:16So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:20Anything you'd like different?
07:22Nothing at all.
07:24There you are.
07:26Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
07:28I really can.
07:29Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:38Dude.
07:38Girl.
07:39Was that?
07:39Yes, it fucking was.
07:48Sorry I'm late.
07:50No outside food or drink.
07:51Fuck off, Kyle.
07:56And I know the whole smoothie thing is done,
07:58or whatever,
07:58but he just keeps saying my name,
08:00and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:02Wait, you're still coming with me
08:03to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:04Because I am not looking for a date.
08:06Yes.
08:06I told you I could come,
08:07and it's in, like, two months.
08:09Could you please listen to me?
08:10Kyle, remote.
08:17Extra shrimp.
08:21New York with control of the fucking news.
08:23Now I'm fully listening.
08:25What are you doing?
08:25Just putting the game on.
08:26Elena.
08:27What?
08:27It's a sports bar.
08:29Let's watch sport.
08:31Am I being crazy?
08:32What does Maria say?
08:33She says he's funny.
08:34Me too.
08:35Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:37I'm probably this idiot.
08:39He's not an idiot.
08:43Jesus.
08:43When's his next home game?
08:46Come on.
08:49If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:50how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:51I don't plan my shifts.
08:53I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:56Saturday.
08:56They play at home again on Saturday.
08:59Are you working?
08:59I don't know.
09:00Fuck.
09:02Fuck.
09:03No.
09:04Fix that.
09:05Hey, I didn't know if you, uh, well, it's, uh, it's nice to see you.
09:24Uh, Blue Moon River Brooklyn, please.
09:26Extra banana.
09:35This one's on the house.
09:36Oh, come on.
09:37It's about my pay grade. Management heard you came in.
09:39And no, you may not tip me.
09:42And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:46Okay.
09:47Um, uh, may I drink this here?
09:51Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:54Yeah, you totally may.
10:05Uh, no, I'm not actually that obsessive.
10:36It turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.
10:38I took a quiz.
10:40I don't even think I could be a spree killer.
10:42What's a spree killer?
10:45Someone who kills multiple people at the same time.
10:48But isn't a serial killer as someone who kills multiple people, minimum three,
10:52but over a period of time, not all at once.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:57How do you know that?
10:59I read a lot of murder books.
11:01And, uh, yeah, serial killers make me feel not obsessive, which is a relief.
11:11Well, I've read some things about athletes.
11:14Okay.
11:15Before you say anything else, yes, I agree.
11:17And yes, there are at least two guys on my team that are possibly off the record.
11:21Yes, maybe.
11:22But no, not me.
11:24No, I swear.
11:25Barely had two concussions.
11:28Okay, so, what?
11:30No left sock, right sock, stop shaving, no sex, all that stuff?
11:34Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of that.
11:35But that's not CTE stuff, that's just science.
11:37Mm-hmm.
11:38And science only really matters during the playoffs.
11:40Oh, okay, that's super comforting.
11:42Listen, I know you're more of an art guy, so it's not like I expect you to get the ins
11:45and outs of science.
11:47And just to be clear, I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing.
11:51I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.
11:53Okay.
11:53Um, do you want to come to my game tonight?
12:10I have two seats, no one's taken them, so, I mean, if you want.
12:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:17Yeah, yeah, I want.
12:20Fuck, man, that's crazy, thank you.
12:22Okay, super happy to do it.
12:26You sure?
12:28I'm sure.
12:33These are better than my company seats.
12:35I get it.
12:36These are really good seats.
12:37Well, yeah, they're hints.
12:41You know, we're first date, but I think I'm into this.
12:44What are you talking about?
12:45Well, you're with a girl, and he's at work.
12:47Oh, my God, shut up, Elena.
12:51Oh, wow.
12:52That wasn't, that wasn't to me, that was.
12:54He just nodded at you.
12:56No, there's no proof of that.
12:58Come on, boy.
13:04Wait, for fuck's sake.
13:06Okay.
13:06Good job, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
13:20Good job, I love you.
13:22Hey, Hunter, too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
13:27It's better for you, huh?
13:28Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
13:30All right, it's more fun if you're there.
13:36Hey, thanks.
13:42Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
13:47Cheap.
13:48True.
13:52Starting to sound like him.
13:53I'm sorry, what?
13:58You fucking heard me, Hollander.
14:00What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:01Well, there's something you really don't expect to see, especially after the final whistle,
14:06and especially from Hollander and Hunter, a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road
14:11I'm going to hit the sack.
14:18Yeah, here you go, handsome.
14:20All right, have a good day off.
14:22It's not a day off.
14:23I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
14:25Yeah, yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in for once.
14:28So, I'm just happy for you.
14:29It's all I'm meant.
14:30You know.
14:32I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo.
14:35You know?
14:36You didn't get that scholarship anyway, so...
14:38Please, no jinxing me.
14:40No way, no way.
14:41Good night.
14:42Night, Dad.
14:43Love you.
14:44Love you, bye.
14:49Motherfucker.
14:56What's happening to you?
14:57Uh, what's your problem?
14:58I can't find my, my, my black suit, and I have to leave so, so soon.
15:02Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet, so why are you freaking out?
15:07Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
15:09Yeah, I'm fine.
15:09I just, I need the money, and I can't fuck this job up.
15:12Yes, and I get it, but you're not gonna fuck it up, because you're amazing, and it's gonna
15:16be great.
15:18I love you.
15:19Yeah, you too.
15:20Yes, buddy.
15:21Yes, buddy.
15:21Yes, buddy.
15:25I am so sorry.
15:27Save it.
15:29Motherfucker.
15:34I'm so sorry about that.
15:38I'm really sorry.
15:39Oh, you're a mess.
15:40It's okay.
15:40It's not my only talks.
15:43New York used to have professional waiters.
15:45Now it's all just models who can't carry a tray.
15:47It's, uh, it's really okay.
15:50I'm so sorry again.
15:51Oh, bunny.
15:54Babe, I don't know what that was.
15:56I know.
15:57I'm a complete fuck-up, and I'm sorry.
15:59You're not a complete fuck-up.
16:00This is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into.
16:03All right, Sean, please don't fire me.
16:06No one is firing you.
16:08Just calm down and get your shit together, okay?
16:11Okay.
16:11I know you need the money, baby.
16:14Okay?
16:15Deep breath.
16:16Inhale.
16:18Exhale.
16:21You think you can handle quiche?
16:23They're dry.
16:39Hey.
16:40Hey.
16:41I am so sorry about earlier.
16:43That woman is horrible, and I'm the one who should apologize.
16:46I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot.
16:48No, I'm the idiot.
16:49You're just a normal, great person at a fundraiser.
16:52And that woman did seem horrible.
16:54Full disclosure, I hate this food.
16:55Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it.
17:00I'm sorry.
17:01I have to...
17:01Do you like Mexican food?
17:04Yeah.
17:04Of course.
17:05I'm not a serial killer.
17:07Or even a spree killer.
17:09You sure?
17:09Yeah, it was the time.
17:11But do you have the time to grab a bite with me, like, when this thing is over?
17:16Tonight?
17:17Yeah.
17:19With you?
17:20Uh, wow.
17:21Um...
17:22Yeah.
17:23Yeah, okay.
17:23Yeah.
17:24Yeah.
17:25Because there's, uh, there's this great place right around the corner, and it's open late,
17:28and...
17:29Okay.
17:29Um, you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
17:32Not even a little.
17:32How's it going?
17:33Come on.
17:34Uh...
17:34It's cool.
17:41Uh...
17:42Hi.
17:54Uh...
17:55Uh...
17:55that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:15how would you feel about ordering in
18:17holy shit
18:33oh my god
18:47i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:05do you want a full tour now or uh or i pick or
19:17oh
19:23oh
19:29oh
19:31oh
19:35oh
19:37oh
19:39oh
19:41oh
19:45oh
19:47well you are so beautiful
19:57i can't believe you're even into me
19:59i'm so into you
20:01i'm so into you
20:03i guess i'm thinking about you
20:17oh
20:19oh
20:21oh
20:23oh
20:25oh
20:27oh
20:29oh
20:31oh
20:33oh
20:35oh
20:37oh
20:39oh
20:41oh
20:43oh
20:45oh
20:47oh
20:49i didn't wake you
20:51and i just thought since you have your game tomorrow and
20:53you know
20:55oh
21:03can you stay
21:05yeah
21:07then stay please
21:09oh
21:11oh
21:13oh
21:15oh
21:17oh
21:19oh
21:21oh
21:23oh
21:25oh
21:27Did I wake you?
21:48Oh.
21:49Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff,
21:52but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:54I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
21:59You were very organized, and I thought, since I'm not working today,
22:03but you still have your game, that you'd probably still want it.
22:14Can I fuck you?
22:19Absolutely.
22:24So, I should probably go.
22:40Hmm.
22:43Um, what if you didn't...
22:46Go?
22:49Hmm?
22:49Like, ever?
22:53Fuck.
22:53All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:01Um.
23:04I'm, um...
23:05I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:09And I know I'm too intense.
23:12Everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:15Is it okay?
23:15Can I be too intense?
23:16Yeah.
23:19Yeah?
23:22Yeah, I, um...
23:24I never do this.
23:28Never brought anyone back here.
23:30Like, ever.
23:33Um, yeah.
23:34My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:37Yeah, I, I get that.
23:39And I can't, um...
23:46Come out, like...
23:51Not, not right now.
23:55Too many people depend on me for too much,
23:57and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:00And so, I just thought I would, um...
24:03I don't know.
24:05Wait, I guess.
24:06Yeah, wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
24:18But, uh, yeah.
24:22You, it's just, uh...
24:25I want you so bad.
24:31So bad.
24:33And I know that you barely know me,
24:35so why would you even consider something that's...
24:37That's probably fucked up.
24:38Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:40I get it.
24:40I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:41I'm not.
24:43But I really, really like you.
24:44And I want you to stay.
24:51So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
24:56I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:00And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:06I, um...
25:06I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:15Is, uh, is that too much?
25:20You can say it if it is, uh...
25:23Do you say something, though?
25:26I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:56And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:01Really?
26:02Yeah, really.
26:04Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:12Hey.
26:14How was practice?
26:22I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:24Um, yes, I sent in the applications.
26:27Yes, and even to be you.
26:29And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:32With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
26:35So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:36I get to sleep in the next shower.
26:39Fuck, yes.
26:41Nothing, Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
26:43Yes, with Elena.
26:45Oh, my God.
26:45Where has she even been?
26:57Oh, please.
26:58I saw you three days ago.
26:59Single since forever.
27:01Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
27:03This is then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:05What a cliche.
27:06I don't have a man.
27:08Hey, kid.
27:09Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please.
27:11Kyle.
27:11Oh, my God, guys.
27:12He's a customer.
27:13He's not my boyfriend.
27:14Oh, I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:16Oh.
27:17Oh.
27:19Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:29Hiya.
27:29Morning, Scott.
27:37Morning, Kip.
27:38The usual, please.
27:40Yeah.
27:42Extra banana.
27:47I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:49I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:52I'm not like these.
27:52They help me.
27:56Do you really think this is a secret?
27:59What's a secret?
27:59Nothing's happening.
28:02He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:04He's straight, I think.
28:06Girl.
28:15There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:17Chicken, no feta.
28:19Oh, yeah?
28:20Where?
28:20For me.
28:21I made it.
28:25You dead?
28:26I'm not just a pretty face.
28:31Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:38What's that?
28:39It's an artist I love.
28:41He has a new shot.
28:41Oh, cool.
28:42Mm-hmm.
28:43I should buy some art.
28:46What?
28:47Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:48No, no, no, no.
28:49You're also a very, very hot body.
28:53Oh, my God.
28:56We don't have to do this.
29:09That's cool.
29:10This would look great in the living room.
29:21It would work.
29:22I don't know.
29:22Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:25I think it would...
29:26Sorry.
29:30Sorry, I just...
29:31It's okay.
29:32Um...
29:33Maybe we should...
29:35Amazing, isn't it?
29:37Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:40So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:44Oh, I think we're...
29:45Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:47Yeah.
29:48Excuse me.
29:53Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:54No problem.
29:55I'm, uh...
30:08I'm really sorry.
30:10I thought I could do that.
30:11I really thought I could.
30:13I wanted to.
30:14I just...
30:14It's okay.
30:16No, it's not.
30:19I know it's not.
30:20Come here.
30:20Come here.
30:21Come here.
30:25These road trips are just killing me.
30:50I mean, it's brutal.
30:52I think I'm cursed.
30:53Cursed?
30:54Like, scary old lady cursed.
30:56I know.
30:57I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:02Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:05Maybe.
31:06Probably.
31:08Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
31:10Like, like how he blended them?
31:12Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:14Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:18What do you mean?
31:20Oh.
31:22Here.
31:25Okay.
31:27Okay, I know it's dumb.
31:29I know it's dumb.
31:30But I saw them at a bodega, and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:32I love them.
31:40Yeah?
31:41I love them so much.
31:49Can I fuck you?
31:51Absolutely.
31:52Absolutely.
31:52Fuck yes.
32:11That's two tonight.
32:12If you say it out loud, it's the curse broken.
32:15Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season.
32:18What?
32:26Say it out loud.
32:28Say what?
32:31Okay, it's not...
32:33It's what?
32:37Okay.
32:38Here's what I know.
32:39Helena.
32:40Shut up.
32:40You're in love with him.
32:41I'm not in love with him.
32:43You are.
32:46Have you at least told your dad?
32:48For how long now?
32:53A little over two months.
32:55Oh, baby.
32:56Helena, okay?
32:57You can't tell.
32:59If anyone finds out that it's...
33:00That it's Scott?
33:02Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but Kip.
33:05He can't come out right now, okay?
33:07He really wants to...
33:09It's amazing.
33:11He's amazing.
33:12And I've never been happier.
33:13Honestly.
33:19What's the plan, babe?
33:22I don't...
33:23I don't know.
33:25What does your dad think?
33:27That I'm fucking some married guy, probably.
33:31I kind of wish you were.
33:33Oh, just don't say that.
33:35Please, just...
33:36Please be happy for me.
33:37I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
33:42I am going to be super well behaved for you.
33:45I only care that you're handsome.
33:46You bitch.
33:50Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
33:52Oh, I know.
33:53And he better be ready for me.
33:55Oh, my God.
34:13Oh, my God.
34:15Oh, my God.
34:18Please.
34:20Please.
34:20Please.
34:22Please.
34:23Oh, my God.
34:25hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:34call them more you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
34:40an appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner
34:46this week i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain
34:52my ass but well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
34:58yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught me to talk
35:04like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was something in
35:11the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check okay
35:17don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes look i'm not
35:23gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you too dad what i i love you too dad there i said it
35:32oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:36oh my god
35:44oh my god
35:59oh my god
36:01I don't know.
36:31Stop it.
36:35Stop what?
36:39He's here.
36:40You need to chill out.
36:43My God.
36:45Can I have some of yours?
36:47Yeah, thanks.
36:52Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:54I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
36:56Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:00What changed?
37:01You mean a nice girl or something?
37:03I think we just finally agreed with the team.
37:07Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:08I think I spotted an old friend.
37:10No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:12You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:15Your mom especially.
37:17She would have just been thrilled.
37:18Thanks, Tom.
37:21Thanks.
37:21Excuse me.
37:25Hey.
37:26Okay?
37:27Yeah.
37:28Yeah.
37:28I should be used to it.
37:36Kim, right?
37:39Christopher.
37:40Money's all dressed up.
37:41I'm Elena.
37:42Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:44I'm Scott.
37:44Pleasure.
37:45Scott.
37:46You look beautiful.
37:47You both do.
37:49Oh.
37:49Sorry.
37:51Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
37:58Okay.
37:58If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:01Yes.
38:02Of course.
38:02Great.
38:03Another beer, Scott?
38:04That'd be lovely.
38:11Are you enjoying the evening?
38:13I am.
38:15Are you?
38:16Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:22Touched this perfectly.
38:24Thanks.
38:25And thanks.
38:27I mean, you didn't have to.
38:28I wanted to.
38:33Okay.
38:36Elena knows.
38:38And I'm sorry.
38:40Yeah.
38:41I kind of got that.
38:43It's okay.
38:44She's discreet, right?
38:47Yeah, totally.
38:47Totally.
38:48I just...
38:49She kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:53It's okay.
38:54Really?
38:55Very.
38:59This is so weird.
39:02Yeah.
39:03You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:05Not before you dance with me.
39:07Pardon?
39:08I want to dance.
39:10Elena's a killer.
39:12How could I possibly say no?
39:19So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:22I'm serious.
39:24He's crazy about you.
39:26I'm crazy about him, too.
39:27I really am.
39:29He's also miserable.
39:30Are you miserable, too?
39:35No.
39:38Wait.
39:39What do you mean?
39:41Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:42He's not.
39:43He is.
39:46Eyes on me, handsome.
39:47I'm doing my best.
39:52I...
39:52I love him.
39:53I just can't do better right now.
39:55I...
39:56I've been honest.
39:58I know.
39:59And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:04But it's killing him.
40:06I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:13I'm really not.
40:14And you seem great.
40:16But he's great, too.
40:22He deserves the best.
40:26He deserves sunshine.
40:27And so do you.
40:47It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:50I know.
40:51I've already got the key to her lined up.
40:53Surf and turf.
40:55Because we're not choosing.
40:57You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:00It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:03Mm-hmm.
41:04A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:08It's not even really a party.
41:10It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:12Right.
41:13It's a...
41:14It's a gay bar.
41:15But it's not a club.
41:17It's just a bar.
41:18It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:21It's too.
41:22And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:25As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:28I mean, Maria knows.
41:29My friend Sean knows.
41:31They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:38I can't.
41:41I can't do that.
41:42I wish I could.
41:46I want to.
41:49I want to tell everyone.
41:52I want people to know you're mine.
41:54That I love you.
41:57I love you too.
41:59Soon, maybe.
42:00I mean, in a few years.
42:09I know.
42:10I know how it sounds.
42:12But it'll go by quickly.
42:13I promise.
42:15And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:18I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:26And I know that they're your family.
42:29And that you feel responsible for them.
42:31And I get that, Scott.
42:32I really, really get that.
42:35But I have a family too.
42:40And I keep lying to them.
42:42And I don't want to.
42:44And I miss them.
42:47I miss my dad.
42:51Sorry.
42:52That's not what I meant.
42:53It's okay.
42:54I know what you meant.
42:59I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:03I need to.
43:34Thank you for coming.
43:36For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
43:41But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:47My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:52And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
43:57Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:00Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
44:04I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:11Had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:17St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:20The hope of a new family.
44:23Things weren't always easy.
44:25You know, they never are for anybody.
44:27But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:32First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
44:37And I never looked back.
44:40Because I never had to.
44:44The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
44:51Hockey gave it to me.
44:53And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
44:55So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
45:02And for supporting this cause.
45:03Because it's not just a scholarship.
45:05It's everything that comes with it.
45:08It's a whole world.
45:09A whole life.
45:11It's everything.
45:25Get up.
45:35Hey, Dad.
45:37Hey, buddy.
45:37The prodigal son returned home.
45:39Look, I got some mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
45:44I don't want to.
45:48Hey.
45:54Hey.
45:55My boy.
45:57Come here.
45:58What's up?
45:59Whoa.
46:01Hey.
46:01I'm sorry.
46:03For what?
46:03You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:05Oh.
46:06Oh.
46:09Oh.
46:14Hey, come here.
46:15Hey, come here.
46:15There we go.
46:15Oh, there you go.
46:17Wow.
46:18No, wait.
46:19Here's a pretty funny thing.
46:21And a bull buck arrive.
46:22Congrats, Will.
46:23Good luck, you guys.
46:23Oh.
46:26Hey.
46:26Hey.
46:27Hey.
46:27Hey.
46:27Hey.
46:28Hey.
46:28Hey.
46:29Hey.
46:29Hey.
46:29Hey.
46:29Hey.
46:30Hey.
46:30Hey.
46:30Hey.
46:30Hey.
46:31Hey.
46:31Hey.
46:31Hey.
46:32Hey.
46:32Hey.
46:32Hey.
46:33Hey.
46:33Hey.
46:34Hey.
46:34Hey.
46:34Hey, good dress, man.
46:57It's a cool middle fucking game.
46:59Yeah, totally.
47:04It's a cool middle game.
47:34Yeah, I'm a empty spy.
47:37Oh, whilst the price of being young, I think her lips are close to mine.
47:48Her eyes are loosely gone.
47:51Painted nails have fallen off.
47:54I think her lips are close to mine.
47:57I think her lips are close to mine.
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