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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race, this week is a double feature.
00:04Snatch game and design.
00:06I definitely think I'm gonna add more, more, more.
00:09I'm gonna fight for my country.
00:11Even the spirits are confused with that one.
00:14Maya Fox. Van Gogh.
00:17Good drag-ulations.
00:19You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
00:21Holy shit.
00:23Caramel. Shantae Yousse.
00:25Star Doll. Sashay Away.
00:30Pitch.
00:34Star is gone.
00:35I feel a little responsible and a little guilty.
00:39But also a little like, ooh.
00:41At least you're not coming back in the work and we're gonna be mad at me.
00:44I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:46I don't deserve to be here.
00:48But I look so pussy.
00:51Just know I will always be a mwah.
00:54Star.
00:55P.S. Van.
00:56You owe me, sis.
00:58I'm her buddy.
01:00I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync.
01:02A lot of anger.
01:03A lot of heartbreak for Star.
01:05I'm like definitely in my feels right now.
01:08And I need to let some things out.
01:10Wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:12Ugh.
01:13No Keisha, no shade.
01:14I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
01:16I'm surprised by that choice.
01:18It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel, like you did better in the challenge for sure.
01:23I looked at the competition overall and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
01:28Ultimately, I choose to save Velma.
01:30And this is a strategic move, I have to be honest.
01:32Who's gonna be able to help me long term?
01:35And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:37I'm a little pissed off.
01:38I was kind of gagged in that moment because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:42The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:47In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:50I just feel like it's fake as fuck and I'm not here for it.
01:53Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here said that they would save me.
01:57I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
02:00At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
02:03Your look was good also like me.
02:05It was not like that clear.
02:06Do you think my critiques were better?
02:08Like they said they laughed.
02:10Well they laughed at the same joke.
02:11They said that you weren't funny though.
02:13They said they didn't laugh at anything.
02:14I just think Velma's bullshit.
02:16Are we in the same room?
02:17Are we hearing the same thing?
02:19Like is your brain not working?
02:21You like didn't get any laughs like they said you weren't funny.
02:24Everybody is shocked.
02:26Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
02:29This is something that I will remember forever.
02:32So what was your decision Van?
02:34I'll be the first one to say it.
02:35I think Star's a threat.
02:37So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
02:40I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:44I don't know what Star's gonna do.
02:46And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:48Caramel, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:51That part. That part.
02:54Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
02:56Just bare face with a wig.
02:59I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little...
03:07But I think it's time to get out of drag.
03:09Yes, please!
03:10Let's go!
03:11Season six is playing the game.
03:14The beaver's making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
03:19No one's sticking to like the previous seasons where it was boring and their like track record.
03:23You can't bet on an alliance.
03:27I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their work.
03:34The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:39With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:44With extra special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:56It's a new day in the workroom and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
04:00So I gotta make sure that I'm still in that top spot.
04:02So none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:04We made it another week!
04:06Yay!
04:09We got some wins on the board now.
04:10I have a win.
04:11Salty has a win.
04:12Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:14I'm coming up right next.
04:16Now listen here.
04:17One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:20So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
04:24I really didn't have a good week.
04:25I know it was a fiasco.
04:27I don't know how to land a plane.
04:29It's really important that I bounce back
04:31cause of course they gonna eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:36Ebony!
04:37Do you remember being in the alliance, female alliance?
04:41I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:42It's a record!
04:44There's no record!
04:45Oh, it's me dead.
04:46The girls are over here.
04:48Oh yes, of course.
04:49If I'm on the top, I'll say again if you're on the bottom.
04:52Of course.
04:53And vice versa.
04:54Uh huh.
04:55Girl, Vemma got me goofed up this morning.
04:58And I'll see you, I low-key had an alliance with Star.
05:00That's not true!
05:02Stop it!
05:03Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:06Girl, I saw an opportunity and I took it!
05:08Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity!
05:11I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:14I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:18Yes, you did.
05:19After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
05:21Oh!
05:22Here we go!
05:23First doesn't let me choose and he says I should be in the bottom.
05:26I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:29I just want to shake them a little bit and also let them know
05:32that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:35So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything!
05:39Don't mean anything!
05:40Girl, they don't be sure!
05:41This table chat is so revealing.
05:44These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:48And that's okay!
05:49Because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:52Oh!
05:53Here we go!
05:55Oh!
05:56Canada!
05:57Seen it already, then had her!
06:01Hey, page turners!
06:03Hey!
06:04There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
06:08So grab your reading glasses and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:13Hello!
06:14Hello!
06:15Hello!
06:16Hello!
06:17Hello!
06:18Hello!
06:19Hello!
06:20Hello!
06:21Hello!
06:22I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:24Hello!
06:25Hello!
06:26Now you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:29Lucky for you in today's mini challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:33Hey!
06:34Hey!
06:35We'll talk all things fashion, and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:40So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag.
06:44Okay!
06:45Then meet me and my atelier, and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:50Ooh!
06:51Can I get a yes and?
06:53Yes and!
06:54Can I get a yes and Murray?
06:56Yes and Murray!
06:58On your marks, get set, pose!
07:02Yeah!
07:03Yeah!
07:04Go, go, go!
07:05Go!
07:06Ah!
07:07Oh my God!
07:08This is crazy!
07:11First mini challenge of the season, and I've never done quick drag before.
07:16We'll see how it looks.
07:17Oh, you better, bitch.
07:21Oh!
07:22You better, bitch.
07:23Oh!
07:31I'm here!
07:32Ah!
07:33Good to see me, isn't it?
07:34I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine-stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion
07:41consultation on the go.
07:42I'm so excited to be here.
07:44Oh, thank you so much.
07:45I'm a big fan of yours.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
07:50I saw 48.
07:51I skipped 47.
07:52I probably need to see that.
07:53You do.
07:54I was server number three.
07:55Let me see the top of your hat.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:57Yes, I remember that scene.
07:58Yes, yes.
07:59Can I come in?
08:00Abs, I wish you would.
08:01I'm coming in.
08:02Okay, thank you so much.
08:05My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help.
08:09Oh, girl.
08:10Look at you.
08:11Oh, gosh.
08:12What have you been up to lately?
08:14I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:15Oh, my God.
08:16I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:18Oh, okay.
08:19It was explosive.
08:20I auditioned on American Idol.
08:21Oh, you did?
08:22Yeah.
08:23It didn't air, though.
08:24Look at you.
08:25You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:26Exactly.
08:27My name is Patricia.
08:28Pat, if you're nasty.
08:29You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:33Oh, okay.
08:34This nose knows no boundaries.
08:37I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:40That's how I know you.
08:41I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:43And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:46I think I would do skinny, for sure.
08:48Skinny.
08:49Would be the first one.
08:50Punk out of bed.
08:51Punk.
08:52Chic.
08:53Out of bed.
08:54Chic.
08:55That's five words.
08:56This is my new pigeon coat.
08:57Pigeon is very in right now.
08:58Is it?
08:59It is, yeah.
09:00Baby, this is chicken feathers from our own coop.
09:03Really?
09:04It's farm to closet.
09:05Oh, yes.
09:06Oh, right.
09:07I mean, your, oh, your bosoms are, um, I think, I feel like they're coming out.
09:10They're coming out?
09:11That might be something we can work on.
09:13I need some style help.
09:14Is this beaver?
09:15It's actually my back hair.
09:17It is.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Okay.
09:20You just moved it.
09:21You just moved it.
09:22Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it.
09:23I loved it.
09:24I love that shoe.
09:25Oh, yeah.
09:26Thanks.
09:27The shoe match is always, Carson.
09:28You're so flexible to rest.
09:30That's what gets me the covers.
09:31Uh, what do you think of my outfit?
09:33I do like your, uh, your pocket handkerchief.
09:35Oh, thank you.
09:36Yes.
09:37The pocket square.
09:38Oh, I love it.
09:39A pocket square looks like a triangle to me.
09:41I know.
09:42I know.
09:43Who cares about geometry?
09:44I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:46Hold on.
09:47Let me see.
09:48Let me see.
09:49Oh, my gosh.
09:50Look at them.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:52I just love love.
09:53I know.
09:54All right.
09:55We'll just try to avert our eyes.
09:56For some of your favorite style influencers.
09:59I think her name's Melinda Verga.
10:00Melinda Verga.
10:01Melinda Verga.
10:02Melinda Verga.
10:03Oh, what an interesting choice.
10:04Brooklyn Heights.
10:05Really?
10:06I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:10You see that right there?
10:11I'll lift up them.
10:12Wow.
10:13Oh, wow.
10:14They look so real.
10:15Oh, thank you.
10:16I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:17Oh, my goodness.
10:18I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:24One sec, one sec.
10:25Let me clap it out of you.
10:26Oh.
10:27Oh, wow.
10:28Oh, wow.
10:29God, I feel...
10:30What just happened?
10:31We should probably see you through a little runway walk.
10:33I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:36Oh, God.
10:37Did you fall?
10:38No, I just had too much food.
10:39Oh, look at that.
10:40Over here.
10:41Oh, God.
10:42Oh, goodness.
10:43Chiropractor.
10:44Faster.
10:45Faster.
10:46Faster.
10:47Faster.
10:48Turn.
10:49And a little jog.
10:50A light jog.
10:51A light jog.
10:52Oh, yeah, that's good.
10:53Oh, yes.
10:54Lead with the knees.
10:55Moncton Fashion Week.
10:57And that is the actual lobster roll.
11:00Mm-hmm.
11:02That's so unique.
11:03I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:06Okay.
11:07Well, where...
11:08Okay.
11:09My spoons came out.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11Where were those?
11:12This is when I lost Mr. Lobster Roll 2005.
11:14Hold on.
11:15Added talent.
11:16All right.
11:17I think we're done here.
11:18So, get out.
11:19Okay.
11:20Thank you so much.
11:21Thank you so much.
11:22I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:25Thanks so much.
11:26I'm banned.
11:27I'm sure you are.
11:29Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:34The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
11:38Sammy Landry.
11:39Oh, yeah!
11:40Oh, yeah!
11:41Good job!
11:43Yes.
11:44Good work.
11:46You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:51Ooh.
11:52Oh, my.
11:53All right.
11:54Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
11:57Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
12:02Oh!
12:05You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:10It is the reading battles.
12:12We've all seen it.
12:13Some of us may not love it.
12:15Reading is an art form.
12:17It is something that not everybody can do, because you have to be smart.
12:21And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:24The goal is simple.
12:25Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:27Lose your battle, and well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:31And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:36But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:38Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:44Let me get a look here.
12:45Let me get a look.
12:47I get to pick my opponent first.
12:49Who do I want to destroy?
12:52I'm gonna go for P.N.
12:55Yes.
12:56I fucking hate you so much.
12:58I hate you more.
12:59Now I will choose a queen at random, and they will pick their opponent.
13:08Hazel.
13:09Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:11Who is on the same level as me?
13:14I think I'm gonna go with Caramelk.
13:19Okay.
13:21Dulce.
13:23I know everyone thinks I'm gonna go Pigman, but I'm not sure.
13:27I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:28You know what?
13:29I'm gonna go with Velma.
13:31Work.
13:32Work.
13:33Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:35All right, let's find our next name.
13:40Ebony LaBelle.
13:41Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:44There we go.
13:45Let's go.
13:46So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:50You wanted to be salt versus pepper so bad.
13:53So you know what?
13:54I'm gonna choose Maya Fox.
13:56Oh!
13:57Oh my God.
13:58So it's Ebony versus Maya, and that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:07Fate leaves me and Van together, and I cannot wait to read her down.
14:15To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:20But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:22Oh!
14:23Racers, start your engines.
14:25And may the best drag queen read!
14:31My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:37I mean truly.
14:38What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:42Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:46Oh my God!
14:47I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:52Holy.
14:53How are you?
14:54Hello.
14:55She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
14:58Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
15:00Yeah.
15:01The girls wanna battle!
15:03Y'all, this is fun.
15:04I know what you all are feeling right now.
15:06Mm-hmm.
15:07But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes, and allow yourself to giggle
15:12and laugh, and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy it.
15:17Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't wanna offend the person.
15:20Why don't you wanna offend them in a reading battle?
15:22Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:23There is a check waving to you.
15:25You better get to offending everybody.
15:27All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge, and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in a bag.
15:32But I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:34I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:38So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:44Guess what?
15:45I'm laughing first.
15:46Yes.
15:47Okay.
15:48Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh...
15:49How the hell are you gonna make somebody else laugh?
15:51You're gonna make somebody at home laugh.
15:53Many times in season five, me telling myself I can't do this or this or this.
15:57Oh, hell, bitch.
15:59You could do all of that.
16:00Now, it might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else.
16:04But what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
16:08And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:12Do you have any advice like maybe right before you walk in to like kind of tell yourself,
16:16or does that just kind of tie in to pretty much what you said?
16:18No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it, right?
16:21Yeah.
16:22We wanna do good.
16:23We wanna be a symbol of excellence.
16:24We wanna be the best version of ourselves.
16:25So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:28And I think that's good.
16:30Hearing Alyssa say that like if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate,
16:33kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous
16:37pretty much this whole competition.
16:39But it's because it means a lot to me.
16:41This isn't just a game.
16:42Like this is something I really want.
16:43Bring that backstage drag dancer.
16:46Bring that to the main stage.
16:48I'm excited to see all this.
16:49I'm excited.
16:50And I believe in you all, right?
16:52Now let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:53Get the hell up out of here.
16:54Woo!
16:55Woo!
16:56Woo!
16:57Woo!
16:58Woo!
16:59Woo!
17:00Woo!
17:01Woo!
17:02I love Miss Alyssa's motherfucking air words.
17:05That is so gaggy.
17:06Are y'all gagged?
17:07Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at ya.
17:11And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:14I'm Sammy Landry.
17:15Oh wait, say that again.
17:16Sammy Landry.
17:17Sammy.
17:18Sammy.
17:19Sammy.
17:20Sammy.
17:21Landry.
17:22Landry.
17:23That's the experience.
17:24What does that mean?
17:25It means my name.
17:26Landry.
17:27Landry.
17:28It's French.
17:29Clearly.
17:30Yes.
17:31Who thinks they're really gonna excel in this?
17:32I feel like I'm gonna surprise myself.
17:33You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-syncer.
17:36I can actually go for him down.
17:38I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:41You were cackling.
17:42You were having a hoot and a haul.
17:44And I was obsessed with that.
17:45The judges didn't.
17:46They were like, what?
17:47Alyssa, were you entertained?
17:48I said, thoroughly.
17:50But I'm a storyteller.
17:51I learned very quickly.
17:52And these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
17:55And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
17:58Punch.
17:59Get to the punch.
18:00And delivery can be everything.
18:01Yeah.
18:02Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:05Yeah.
18:06Just really sell your character with it.
18:07Yes.
18:08Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:11This is all in fun.
18:12It's just drag.
18:13It's just drag.
18:14It's not personal.
18:15It's just drag.
18:16Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here playing
18:19too Canadian and nice.
18:21But I think some of them are quite shady.
18:24I'll stay tuned.
18:31Oh, my God.
18:33Alyssa Edwards.
18:35Motherfucking Edwards.
18:37She came to Moncton.
18:38No way.
18:39In 2018.
18:40I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:43So you said it was around 2018.
18:4518, yeah.
18:46You did that.
18:47How long have you been doing drag again?
18:48Nine years.
18:49Nine years.
18:50I started in a drag competition, and I won the contest.
18:54And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
18:58My art.
18:59My art.
19:00Art.
19:01Not my art.
19:02But yeah, a little bit of this too.
19:04The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of
19:10experience.
19:11Exactly.
19:12I love shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:16It was a challenge to be booked for gigs.
19:19I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:25It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs
19:30and I did my experience.
19:32Like, I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:35It's a little bit sad.
19:36Like, I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:42I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
19:48So, do you want to...
19:49Yeah, let's wish to get to work.
19:51Yeah.
19:52But it wasn't...
19:53Wait, did you get...
19:55No, I got chosen.
19:56Who chose you?
19:57Ebony chose me.
19:58So, you're easy to read.
19:59Apparently.
20:00That's what she said.
20:01That's what she said.
20:02Ebony is a really big personality, and I just need to make sure that she doesn't
20:05steamroll me in this challenge.
20:06I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:09Oh, girl.
20:10Oh, girl.
20:11Oh, girl, they ain't ready to go.
20:12I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goff and Ebony, because they are the
20:18funniest bitches in the room, and I need some help.
20:21I chose Maya.
20:22I don't really know too much about her.
20:24But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:27Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
20:30And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:34Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:37Well, yes.
20:38Well, yes.
20:39I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:41All three of us?
20:42Yeah.
20:43I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:44Oh, really?
20:45Really?
20:46Yes.
20:47Okay.
20:48You know, Dan has a big target on her back with two wins, and I feel like I could, you
20:52know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
20:55I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really...
20:58Yeah.
20:59I don't want her to get that to win.
21:01I want to deflate her ego.
21:03Just a little, you know?
21:05I would have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best, and I know...
21:09Well, tell me about it.
21:10Oh, we will.
21:11We will.
21:12I want to, like, dig in deep.
21:13Yeah.
21:14Right.
21:15And we will dig deep today.
21:16I'm going to give Caramelk a couple of little zingers or things they can dig at that might
21:23throw Hazel off their game because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing
21:28me.
21:29Do you think everyone else is being shady?
21:30I hope so.
21:31No, I think everyone's going to do this.
21:32Look at them.
21:33They're all overlooking at us.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:36Okay, so let's talk in French.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:38Thank God.
21:40Jesus.
21:41Jesus, Mary.
21:42You want the other bitches who don't understand us a little bit.
21:44No.
21:45It's a little bit.
21:46I don't understand.
21:47I'm not a little violent.
21:48No.
21:49But I try to act like...
21:50I like it.
21:51I like it too.
21:52Because at the end of the day, it's just like it's funny.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Like, you can act evil.
21:57Yeah.
21:58But as much as it's funny, it's what they call it.
22:00Yeah, exactly.
22:01I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go.
22:07If it's funny, it's okay.
22:10On bitch, mon bitch.
22:12I don't know if...
22:13Yeah.
22:14Yeah.
22:15And if I cry...
22:16It's the fact that I'm like...
22:17But I'm also confident because I think I have a good way to write.
22:21This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
22:25The order of the word are so important in comedy.
22:29So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success.
22:35If that's worse...
22:37To the stars, if I'm like...
22:38I can tell you what I'm about to do.
22:39Do it now.
22:40You are okay.
22:41Yes.
22:42What do you want to do?
22:43Yeah.
22:44I know.
22:45Everybody's gonna love you.
22:46What do we want to do?
22:47Yes?
22:48Yes.
22:49I know.
22:50Yes.
22:51Yes.
22:52Yes.
22:53Yes!
22:54Yes.
22:55Yes!
22:56Yes.
22:57Yes.
22:58Yes.
22:59when life hands you limes put them in your hat welcome to the main stage of canada's drag race
23:09she's my favorite naughty librarian it's tracy melchor hey brook brook hi trace what is your
23:16favorite kind of read petulant oh noted and it's style superstar carson kressley carson what are
23:25you still doing here oh well i came for the poutine but i stayed for the mountaineys i think you mean
23:31the mounties no i mean mountaineys and it's the pride and joy of mesquite texas the winner of global
23:39all-stars alissa edwards i'm back back back back back again alissa you've never been here only in
23:46my dreams this week we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles racers start your
23:54engines and may the best drag queen win
23:58this category is my chemical reaction first up hazel my chemical reaction is inspired by
24:12metallicizing there is the silver plated side and then the gold is metallicizing all over it
24:19if only she had a brain bitch fuck joan of art it's hazel of art i'm here to stomp on this
24:26competition thank you for being an alloy
24:28maya fox i'm ready to serve you eruption baby i am the volcano we have rubble all on this down we've
24:41got lava coming out it is moving it is flowing she is smoking that's my mount vesuvacissi
24:47i'm really selling this head to toe i am melting all over this stage what a hot head
24:54pompey i say ebony labelle
24:58miss ebony she's getting ready to go to the gala she got her pretty dress on she got her hair up in
25:05her rollers honey she's reading the good old bell magazine shoot that high here and i turn around
25:11boom now she done turns it and burnt it the whole back is burnt to a crisp but isn't she so glamorous
25:19hair today gone tomorrow p.m my runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach another plaque
25:29plaque plaque plaque plaque again on one side of me i am plaque i am disgusting i am a deep coffee stained
25:37yellow and then on the other side i am showing you pearly and white get up to three shades lighter in
25:44just two weeks fanned off my runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying now that right there
25:53is rigor morris i wanted to be in kind of a half state of decaying so i got bones coming out baby i'm giving you horror i'm giving you spooky
26:03spooky
26:07it takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this
26:11caramel who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar what's up spudge this week i really wanted to show something more sexy i just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up
26:22legs and show the girls that i can really strut down i think i see her ganache
26:27caramel is melting the hearts of the judges
26:31sammy landry
26:33my chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization
26:37oh my god i crystallized you guys
26:41i don't fucking know how crystallization works i'm not a scientist i'm a drag queen
26:45now that right there is marilyn monho
26:48i wanted to challenge myself and push myself and show the judges that i hear the critiques this is the glam sammy
26:57saltina shaker
26:58my runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis
27:03that's me freezing
27:04it's kate minus eight fahrenheit
27:09i have these pipes going into my suit pumping oxygen but i'm slowly freezing to death putting the cyst in cryogenesis
27:20she's giving us the cold shoulder
27:23dulce
27:24dulce
27:25i'm rolling down this runway like i have a rock and at the very end i bust open and you see everything that's inside of me
27:31i could see her grand canyon
27:34a lot of browns a lot of like almost orangey colors maybe a bit of crystallization which is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere
27:42i want to show the judges that i don't always just wear a gown
27:45not a soul could rock
27:47belma jones
27:48the graceful mother nature has arised
27:51it's precipitation but passion
27:54the hair clouds discharge with water
27:58the rain is pouring to the cold ground
28:01becoming ice
28:02here she is world
28:04it's stormy daniel
28:07i want to take my time for the judges to really take it in and really appreciate all the details
28:13is that a first time a woman's ever made you wet
28:23welcome to reading battles
28:25tonight two queens will face off in a read-off
28:29you will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can
28:34the winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition
28:38and the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner
28:42we will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles
28:47so don't hold back
28:58welcome to our first battle
29:00the only thing whiter than her face
29:02oh thank you
29:03is her dancing
29:04it's van gogh
29:05and just like her hometown ottawa
29:10she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her
29:12it's saltina shaker
29:14let the reading begin
29:18hello everyone my name is van gogh
29:20i am the little devil with the list
29:22also known as the frontrunner of the competition
29:25saltina is so desperate for another win
29:28she's battling the girl with the speech impediment
29:31and she's still gonna lose
29:34but it'll remind her of week one
29:37all right hi ladies and gentlemen
29:39uh whatever the fuck pm is
29:41how are we doing tonight
29:44you know van
29:45it looks like somebody squished your face
29:48but it also sounds like somebody squished your face
29:55saltina you are the queen of social media
29:57and i want you to show us how to do one of those amazing transitions right now
30:00from the main stage back to ottawa
30:05what do van's filler and canadian geese have in common
30:11they're both migrating as we speak
30:14well i went to brooklyn's doctor so
30:20i know
30:21van walks into a bar
30:27is something i would say if caramel didn't steal all her bookings
30:31albert einstein invented the theory of relativity
30:37my theory your parents were relatives
30:43i want to leave you all with some homework
30:48do y'all know what a blobfish is
30:50a blobfish
30:52if you don't know what it is
30:54look it up when you get back home
30:56and let me know what you think
30:58let me know what you think
31:00um hint
31:02it's hideous
31:04thank you guys
31:06well done the reading battle is on a real war of words lots of casualties and collateral damage over here
31:17van goth i can tell that you host i can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room
31:21saltina you had some great zingers in there canada goose migration i was like wait they make more than just jackets
31:28i was a little worried about you at first but you really found your rhythm at the end and you ended on the perfect note which is that blobfish
31:35and also your pm joke will live rent free in my head forever
31:42something you two both should take on the road together
31:44good and evil
31:45good and evil
31:46the winner of this reading battle is
31:49saltina shaker
31:56congratulations you live to slay another day
31:59yay
32:00that means i'm sorry my dear but van goth you lost your battle and you may be up for elimination
32:05it's time for our next battle
32:12now despite popular belief she did not shoot selena
32:17it's dulce
32:20oh my god that's great
32:22and she's the jean christian of drag
32:26it's velma jones
32:28let the reading begin
32:32well hello everyone my name is dulce
32:36and i will be your main course for this evening
32:39to warm us up you know the one that you kind of toss to the side
32:42velma
32:43hi everybody npm
32:45i'm velma jones i'm your frenchy sweetheart
32:51and the good thing with this face-off is i would not understand any of it
32:56girl neither will we don't worry
32:59oh dulce i like dulce de leche
33:04mmm mmm mmm mmm
33:06what's missing
33:08oh
33:09taste
33:12too bad i can't ask for you
33:14velma is so white
33:16when feast
33:17woo
33:18when feast
33:19girl i know about feast
33:20but when i first met velma
33:23she thought i was housecleaning
33:24she did
33:25and when production first said hard ice
33:27she got so excited
33:28because she thought i was finally getting deported
33:30oh my god
33:34girl
33:35yeah well dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family
33:39and judging by how she's dressing
33:42hey grandma
33:45i'm surprised you know the word grandma
33:49because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you
33:51yeah
33:52oh yeah sure
33:53but my grandma loved me
33:54she's the only one that does
33:57fuck
33:58dulce is so poor
34:00well yes
34:05well yes
34:06she keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs
34:09and use them as coupons at grocery store
34:12i would have saved those drink tickets for your mom
34:16i know she could have used them
34:17but did you know that velma also has a drag king personality
34:21no she does she does
34:23but honestly if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her
34:26we would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent
34:30no girls are reading
34:32dulce is from the city of london
34:36and now i understand where she got her british smile
34:41velma
34:48yay
34:50wow
34:51both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday
34:55dulce loved your confidence i loved how you commanded the stage
35:00velma i loved how you were able to laugh at yourself and the fact that english is not your first language
35:05you surprised me your timing your delivery really impeccable the winner of this reading battle is
35:12the winner of this reading battle is
35:16velma jones congratulations
35:20you have won your reading battle
35:23you'll say i'm sorry my dear but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination
35:29it's time for our next battle
35:33she's not viral
35:39she's just diseased
35:42it's sammy landry
35:49and they're polyamorous
35:50but you could probably tell that just by looking at them
35:53it's pm
35:56let the reading begin
35:59ahem
36:01pussy milk
36:04that is the name that pm chose for themselves
36:08it's a little hard to process
36:11it might be because i'm lactose intolerant
36:13or because it's just a shit name
36:17now i'm gonna find some new names for you tonight
36:20because uh your pussy milk
36:23is rotted
36:25my name is pm
36:27just the letters p and m you stupid bitch
36:30um
36:32sammy landry
36:33season six's comedy queen
36:36the only funny thing about you though
36:38is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister
36:44oh damn
36:46pm
36:47poorly made
36:49pm
36:52problematic mug
36:54your makeup is a little dry
36:59kind of like your punchline
37:01okay you got me with that one
37:05okay sammy i have two words for you and i am gonna say them really slowly because you're from Moncton and that means you're an idiot
37:16pimple patches
37:18you're looking like a jackson pollock painting out a drag sweetheart and we don't wanna see it anymore
37:26oh my
37:29p.m. patchy mullet
37:31Oh my gosh!
37:34Your drag belongs in the dark p.m. hours
37:37because I don't wanna see it.
37:43We have an animal on stage and from your lip sync,
37:46you literally look like a pony doing fucking dressage.
37:49And your teeth!
37:50Are you munching and crunching those carrots, sweetheart?
37:55I haven't mentioned the carrots because I can clearly see
37:57what the fuck is going on here, okay?
38:01P.M.
38:04Poop muncher.
38:08And I'm about to leave the stage
38:10because I don't wanna take up any more of your time
38:12like Sammy has in this competition.
38:16Thank you very much, gentlemen!
38:18Thank you so much.
38:21You two went in really engaging with each other.
38:24I'd love to see it.
38:25Sammy, all those P.Ms were great.
38:27They were clever, they were inventive,
38:28but most importantly, they were funny.
38:30Both of you, well done, bravo.
38:35Woo!
38:36The winner of this reading battle is...
38:40Sammy Landry.
38:41Woo!
38:42Hey!
38:45That means, P.M., I'm sorry, my dear,
38:47you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
38:53It's time for our next battle.
38:59If she was a coffee order, she'd be a flat white.
39:02Oh!
39:05It's Hazel!
39:06That was good!
39:07That was good!
39:08And she's not even the best drag queen in her family.
39:12It's Caramel!
39:13Oh!
39:14Let the reading begin!
39:17Hello, everyone.
39:19My name is Hazel.
39:21Her name is Disappointment.
39:23Caramel, you made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game.
39:27Now the only clock that's ticking is your name in this game.
39:33That did not come out how it should.
39:34Not at all.
39:35Not one bit.
39:36Well, you know, fuck my drag.
39:37Okay, next!
39:39Hazel threw her sister, P.M., under the bus last week.
39:42Oh, my God.
39:43She must go through a lot of razors shaving those two faces.
39:46Something Maya Fox would know a lot about.
39:49Oh!
39:50Oh!
39:51Did y'all know that Caramel came in here named after the wrong chocolate bar?
39:56Bitch, your name should be Crunchy.
40:00It is Caramel with a K.
40:02And this is Hazel without her K.
40:04Ketamine!
40:05Oh, shit!
40:07Girl!
40:08Oh, shit!
40:09Oh!
40:10Girl, I know...
40:11Girl, P.M., P.M. told you that one, bitch.
40:14We see in your nostrils.
40:16Oh!
40:17Oh!
40:18You know what's so endearing about Caramel?
40:21The fact that she thought she was gonna be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge.
40:27No one's bigger than Dulce.
40:31You have a weekly show called Haze, which makes a lot of sense, because you have the testosterone of an entire fraternity!
40:39Ironic that Caramel played Flava Flav, because she's been giving tasteless performances week after week after week.
40:50But I still send Star home with no makeup on.
40:53Oh!
40:54Oh!
40:55Hazel rapped about being a star in her It Girl music video verse.
41:00Girl, with that cheerleader entrance look, you're not shining.
41:04You're sheening!
41:09Stupid.
41:11So stupid.
41:14Okay, gorgeous gowns.
41:16Hazel, I relate to you.
41:18Because you're a funny person when you're not reading a script.
41:22All right?
41:23When you put the cards down and you interacted with the audience and with us, you invited us into your world and we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show.
41:32Even when the jokes didn't land, you didn't wither.
41:35You know?
41:36You stood tall and fabulous and strong, so we love to see it.
41:39And Caramel.
41:40It's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell.
41:43You had some really great jokes in there, and you finished on such a high note for me, and it was a really good period on the sentence.
41:50The winner of this reading battle is...
41:55Caramel.
41:56Woo!
42:00Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle and maybe a preliminary.
42:04Darn.
42:06It is time for our final battle.
42:09St. Catharine's has no nightlife, which explains her drag.
42:18It's Ebony LaBelle.
42:20Yes.
42:22And she puts the East in beast.
42:26It's Maya Fox.
42:28Got that.
42:29Yes.
42:30Let the reading begin.
42:32I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week.
42:35I mean, goddamn bitches, look how good she makes me love.
42:42Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen.
42:44Even her lace has been waving at me all season.
42:46Hi, Maya!
42:47Hi, Maya!
42:48Hi, Maya!
42:50Miss Maya, did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar?
42:54Yeah?
42:55Mm-hmm.
42:56Let me tell you, okay?
42:57In her verse on episode one, she says that she serves looks in her free time.
43:01I guess she don't got a lot of free time, bitch.
43:02Oh my gosh!
43:03Oh my gosh!
43:04Oh my gosh!
43:05Oh my gosh!
43:06Oh my gosh!
43:07This bitch is always interrupting people.
43:08So Ebony, the next time you need to say something, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
43:22I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there, so let me give you some...
43:29Let me give you some nice words, okay?
43:31Because I am kind.
43:32It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup brick by brick by motherfucking Brooklyn.
43:39Bitch, you really are the queen of blending into the background.
43:43Oh, girl.
43:44Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week.
43:49I actually prepared a gift for you, okay?
43:52Miss Maya Foxx is here to show you how to finally hook in a pillowcase, bitch.
43:56Mm-hmm.
43:57Okay.
43:58Wait a minute, she don't got a chin either!
43:59She can't!
44:00You mean to me, bitch, or her?
44:02This bitch was so busted in the commercial, it looks like her booking fee is $37.50.
44:08Listen, we gotta work on that drag name.
44:12She came up in here as Maya Foxx, but I think we could try Maya Horse, or Maya Taste is Awful,
44:18or Maya Time in this competition is up after this week's challenge.
44:22Woo!
44:23Yay!
44:26I am Ebony LaBelle, and that's a man, Maury.
44:32Now this is how you close out a reading battle.
44:34I think this is my favorite duo of the night.
44:36Yes!
44:37What an epic showdown.
44:38Ebony, let's talk.
44:40Gorgeous.
44:41Confident.
44:42Strong.
44:43The comebacks were, like, impeccable.
44:45I felt like I was watching you in Vegas.
44:47Ah!
44:48You give me a character right out of Paris' Barnet.
44:51Ah, Maya.
44:53It was a very Canadian approach.
44:55Yeah.
44:56You had great material.
44:57I love to raise your hand.
44:59And you had some, uh, cute little zingers.
45:02The winner of this reading battle is...
45:07Ebony LaBelle.
45:08Yay!
45:09Woo!
45:10Woo!
45:11Thank you so much!
45:13Yay!
45:15Maya Foxx, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
45:20Congratulations to our battle winners this week.
45:26You all burnt your opponents to a crisp.
45:29But one of you really stirred the pot.
45:34Ebony LaBelle.
45:35Congratulations!
45:36Yay!
45:37Yay!
45:38Yay!
45:39Yay!
45:40Yay!
45:41You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
45:43Yay!
45:44Yay!
45:45You have won $5,000 cash courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:50Bitch, I'm a lucky bastard tonight!
45:53Yes, ma'am.
45:54Oh, that's like good money.
45:56That leaves us with the losers of their battles.
46:00Van Gogh, Maya Foxx, you are both safe.
46:07Which means Dilsey, PM, and Hazel, I'm sorry, but you were the bottom three this week.
46:13Ebony, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the Golden Beaver, granting you
46:19the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their life.
46:24You hold the fate of your sisters in your petite little hands.
46:29As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
46:33You may leave the stage.
46:37Oh, girl!
46:38The reading battles have come to a close.
46:41The reading battles were so much fun.
46:43We really redeemed the reading challenges on Canada's Drag Race.
46:46You're welcome, season five.
46:48We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry about being safe.
46:52She's won a challenge!
46:54Yay!
46:56Cheers!
46:57Well deserved.
46:58I motherfucking ate that!
46:59Yes, you did!
47:00Yes, you did!
47:01Yes, you did!
47:02Bitch, I won!
47:07Bitch, I win!
47:09Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it.
47:11I'm just, like, so proud of myself.
47:13Oh, I know these hoes are bad.
47:16And Maya, I need to say, I'm not mad at you.
47:18Okay.
47:19We killed it up there.
47:20We did great.
47:21You were the one person that I did not want to go against.
47:24Ah!
47:25And this is my redemption.
47:26Just say!
47:27Yes!
47:29Bitch, you are so funny.
47:31The comedy redemption finally happened.
47:33Sorry for disaster.
47:34Yes, me too!
47:36I am funny.
47:38Yes!
47:39Yes, you are funny!
47:41My spot is secured.
47:42I want to hear what the bottoms have to say.
47:44I wanted to talk to my sister, Dulce,
47:46because I'm feeling a vibe over here.
47:50It sucks.
47:51I feel like I haven't, um,
47:53been, like, reaching the potential that I know I can.
47:56I feel like my drag is, like, fucking sickening.
47:59No, I'm happy you won.
48:00I wish I won.
48:01But it is what it is.
48:03My track record is good.
48:05I've been in the top.
48:06I've never gotten the beaver.
48:08I'm gonna continue to fucking do better.
48:11I don't want to throw you two under the bus, either,
48:13because, like, I know you guys feel just as shit as I do.
48:16You guys are more used to it, but I'm not.
48:19I was waiting for that.
48:20I was waiting for it.
48:21I was waiting.
48:22The way you're feeling right now
48:23is the way that I was feeling a couple weeks ago.
48:26It's like, you're doing good.
48:28You know, you wanted that moment.
48:29You wanted that win.
48:31And you're having a little short spot.
48:33Don't discredit yourself, girl.
48:35I deserve to stay here.
48:37But I don't know how the girls are playing it.
48:39If they're playing it by track record,
48:41it should be me.
48:42No questions asked.
48:44No shade, I want the beaver
48:45just as much as you do again, you know?
48:47Like, if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season,
48:49then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season.
48:51I want to keep going and fucking showing everyone
48:54that I am a threat in this competition
48:56and not a fucking flat white.
48:57God, we killed for a flat white.
48:59Bitch, your face is a flat white.
49:01Oh!
49:02But there is blush on it!
49:03Now bring that to the challenge!
49:04Here you go, baby!
49:05Listen, I want to move into your beaver lodge, Ebeneez,
49:08so fucking give me that beaver, okay?
49:10I am obviously a little upset that I'm here.
49:13I'm somebody in Vancouver who doesn't really
49:16do the back room shit.
49:18So for me to sit down and put pen to paper
49:20and make people laugh today
49:22is probably one of my proudest moments.
49:25And I can't stop smiling
49:28because I look fucking good.
49:30I feel good.
49:31And I did good today.
49:33I obviously hope you use the beaver on me
49:36because these two don't know how to use the beaver properly.
49:39Bitch, when I was 16, I had my time with the beaver.
49:42Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:43Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:45Hi, Kiana.
49:46If I were in the top, I would have used it on PM.
49:49I would use it on PM.
49:50I thought you were absolutely phenomenal.
49:53Uh, I would say Dulce, for sure.
49:55I think she's got the best track record.
49:58Who's the fucking gag over there?
49:59No, I said for sure.
50:00Oh, okay.
50:01Well, I mean, for me, I think, like, Hazel,
50:04I think you already had the beaver.
50:05Like, this is how I would process it.
50:07PM, you got the beaver last week as well.
50:09Dulce's never had the beaver.
50:11You were in the top in the commercial challenge.
50:13I don't know what Ebeneez is going to do here.
50:15She's got some really strong options,
50:16but she could also make a move in this competition.
50:18She also has an alliance with everybody up in here,
50:20so I don't know what this bitch is thinking.
50:21There's a lot of things to take into consideration.
50:23I can fully just base it off of today.
50:25I can base it off a track record.
50:27I can also base it off of what I think is going to come next.
50:29What if the next challenge is a performance challenge?
50:31Who I think is going to really, really eat it up next week.
50:35I know that Ebeneez is playing this game strategically,
50:39so I need to make sure that I give her an offer that she cannot deny
50:44so that I end up with the beaver in my hands.
50:46Ebeneez, can I say something, though?
50:48Yes.
50:49I feel like this week I rose, and I feel like I'm headed upwards.
50:53Mm-hmm.
50:54And if you were to ever find yourself down, I would scratch your back for sure.
50:59And I would scratch it so good.
51:01I feel like I didn't flop this week, and I really want to be here,
51:05and I will get you back if you get me this week.
51:08Oh, and you know what?
51:09Doll's saying I can say the exact same thing, too.
51:11Literally, girl, read fucking tweets.
51:13But you don't mean it.
51:14What do you mean I don't mean it?
51:16Because you put me out there last week,
51:18and I want to be your best friend.
51:19Bitch, I did not fucking put you out there last week.
51:21You didn't choose me.
51:22I was in the moment, but anyone else would have fucking chosen you.
51:25You're in the moment.
51:26I chose you.
51:27And that's the thing.
51:28So it is what it is.
51:30You know what I think?
51:31I think let them puddle it out on the lip sync.
51:33Put them down.
51:34Save me.
51:35Make it real simple.
51:36They need stuff to work out.
51:38Make them lip sync down.
51:40But I also want to see you turn the party dual thing.
51:42Pardon?
51:43You said you could turn the party,
51:44and I want to see you go out there.
51:46I want to see you go.
51:47Like, girl, shut the fuck out.
51:48Like, whether we lip sync or not,
51:49like, I am fucking ready to oof, girl.
51:51I love this untucked.
51:52Ah!
51:53PM gave me a very good offer
51:56that if I scratch their back now,
51:58they'll scratch my back later.
52:00I do believe them.
52:01I really do.
52:02Bitch, not everybody making that plea,
52:04so I guess I'm pretty good whoever the hell I choose.
52:07I don't know.
52:08Girl, I just got to make a damn decision.
52:12Welcome back, queens.
52:19Ebony LaBelle.
52:21Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
52:24Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
52:27Y'all did not make it easy this week.
52:29Whoever I don't save, bitches,
52:31fight it out on the stage.
52:33I have chose to save Dulce.
52:39Well, I'll be damned.
52:45Dulce, you are out of the woods this week.
52:48You may join the others at the back.
52:51I love you, Alyssa.
52:52PM.
52:53Hazel.
52:54I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.
52:59Two queens stand before us.
53:03Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
53:09of Dumb Blonde by Avril Lavigne featuring Nicki Minaj.
53:13This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
53:22The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
53:32Good luck.
53:33And don't fuck it up.
54:02You won't be so confident when I'm crushing you from the top.
54:06I'm a babe, I'm a pop, but I'm making this my day.
54:09Uh-huh.
54:10I can flip like a switch and I cut like a blade.
54:13Try to get it out.
54:15I can sting like a bee, but I'm sweeter than honey.
54:18Uh-huh.
54:19And I'm quick as a whip, so get out of my way.
54:22Come and get it out.
54:24I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:26I ain't no stupid body dog.
54:28I got my game on.
54:30Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:33I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:35I am a freaking cherry dog.
54:37I need your icon.
54:39Come and watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:41Stand up, everybody.
54:43Yeah, I'm saying loud.
54:45With bombshells raising hell now.
54:48Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:50Stand up, everybody.
54:52Yeah, I'm saying loud.
54:54With bombshells raising hell now.
54:56Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:59I ain't clean, but I won the cup. Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck. It was me, young Avril, security tuck. In the back just in case one of y'all run up. One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck. When you see a young queen in the flesh, what's up? What I hate you was doing, got the Barbie poppin'. Now all of them wanna be a Barbie, I'm watchin'. But you never gon' stop me, never gon' top me. Millions on millions, they never gon' dot me. I am the prototype of pink printin'. No, I don't want no frauds. Wink, wink.
55:24Oh no, I ain't no dumb blonde. I ain't no stupid Barbie color. I got my game on. Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong. I ain't no dumb blonde. I am a freakin' charity. Oh yeah, I'll be your icon. Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:42Oh I ain't no dumb blonde. I ain't no dumbилась. I ain't no dumb blonde. I ain't no dumb disappointed nobody kijin'. I ain't no dumb blonde. I ain't no dumbστ, I ain't no dumb bosses. you never gon' say it on omdat alpha girl. I ain't no dumb gideon. I ain't no dumb lbs. I ain't no dumb bastard. More brawn head of black y'all, you never gon' stop l'e ve styl07. I ain't no dumb. I ain't no dumb bitch. Look out of cash. It ain't nothing evil. But you're wrong.
56:00All right, that was great.
56:07Queens, we have made our decision.
56:19P.M. Shantae, you stay.
56:21P.M. Shantae, you stay.
56:35Go with it. Go with it.
56:38Hazel. Yes.
56:40Behind those hazel eyes is a star on the rise.
56:46Thank you so much for this opportunity.
56:49I feel so blessed to be here.
56:51Well, we are so blessed to have you here.
56:54Now, sashay away.
56:56This flat white will end fit now.
57:00Love you. Love you.
57:02Love you.
57:06You can catch my one-person comedy show coming very soon.
57:12You got any comp tickets?
57:14I feel very disappointed.
57:19I just feel like I didn't really get to show off who I am truly as a performer just besides that iconic lip sync.
57:27You bitch.
57:34Am I Fifi O'Hara in this moment?
57:42Oh, my God.
57:43The beautiful hazel, you are absolutely beautiful, like you said.
57:50You should be so proud of yourself.
57:52This is just the beginning.
57:53And that's what it's about.
57:54I know.
57:55I've sashayed away a few times in my time.
57:58Get your person. Come on.
58:01Let's go. Are we going to Texas?
58:03Let me take her. Let me take her.
58:04Is the bus still running?
58:06Yeah, I am.
58:07Baby, you're going to the train station or something.
58:11Girl, hit it.
58:12Congratulations, queens.
58:14You live to slay another day.
58:17The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:20So, remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
58:26Here!
58:27That's right.
58:28Now let the music play.
58:29You wear it.
58:30You wear it.
58:31You wear it.
58:32Stick, stick, stick, paint it on.
58:33You wear it well.
58:34New short suits, you.
58:36Ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:37Work it for me.
58:39Work it for me, me.
58:41You wear it.
58:42You wear it.
58:43You wear it well.
58:45Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:47You'll be the hostesses with the mostesses
58:50on our brand new drag talk show, The Shade.
58:53I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
58:56This is definitely not the energy that I want to start with.
58:59It's not just like having a drag mother, drag daughter.
59:02It's about the connections you make along the way.
59:04Girl, this is boring.
59:05I love this talk show, by the way.
59:07Wow!
59:08You were made for TV.
59:09You're like Cindy Lou Who's slutty cougar stepmom, Tanya Lou Who.
59:15Tanya!
59:16Tanya!
59:17Tanya!
59:18Tanya!
59:19Tanya!
59:20Tanya!
59:21Tanya!
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59:23Tanya!
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59:30Tanya!
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