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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:06It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, it's your next season.
00:54Hollander, it's your next season.
01:24Let's go!
01:54Let's go!
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04:14Let's go!
04:16Let's go!
04:18Let's go!
04:20Okay!
04:22Let's go!
04:24Let's go!
04:26Let's go!
04:27They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston. You want to see it?
04:34No, thanks. Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:37Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:40I'm not even that one.
04:42Whatever you need, Captain.
04:44Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:50Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
04:58but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:02And how about that other team?
05:05Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:07He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:10Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:11No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:14Thanks, guys.
05:25I'll see you next time.
05:55See you next time.
06:25Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:53Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:56You're straight-up blushing, Ross.
06:57Well, no.
06:58Never in life have I blushed.
07:00Russians do not do this.
07:01You will murder me.
07:18Maybe.
07:19Maybe.
07:19Maybe.
07:19Maybe.
07:19Maybe.
07:19Maybe.
07:19Maybe.
07:20Maybe.
07:20Maybe.
07:21Maybe.
07:21Maybe.
07:22Maybe.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:28What the fuck?
07:29You were hard, weren't you?
07:31For how long?
07:32The whole game?
07:33You're such a fucking ass.
07:35Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking didn't.
07:39And I still beat your ass.
07:41Oh, barely.
07:42Oh, nice place.
07:50Thanks.
07:51Thanks.
07:51I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
07:59I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:04Mr. Businessman.
08:05Shut up.
08:06Mr. Landlord.
08:08You asked.
08:09No, I didn't.
08:10You asked.
08:11No, I didn't.
08:24So where do you want me?
08:26In the kitchen?
08:27On the floor?
08:28Fuck you.
08:30Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:35No.
08:36Have I hired someone?
08:39A designer?
08:41You think there is enough?
08:43Such an asshole.
08:45I think maybe you'll like it.
08:49Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:51I had one.
08:53You shouldn't be smoking.
08:54You shouldn't be talking.
08:56Come here.
09:01No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:05I don't see what is this.
09:07I'm all a mulher.
09:09I'll take care of my girl.
09:10I don't know what's going on.
09:11You're pretty.
09:12You're pretty.
09:13You're pretty.
09:14You're pretty.
09:15I'm learning.
09:16I'm getting some hope yet.
09:18You're pretty.
09:18You're pretty.
09:19You're pretty.
09:20I'm going on.
09:22I don't want all the kids to rise.
09:24I'm going on.
09:25Except for the kids.
09:27Be courtroom and go on.
09:28Don't worry, it will fit.
09:40Wow, wow.
09:42You think this will be enough?
09:44Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:08Please don't go.
10:14Now, please don't go.
10:20Oh, my God.
10:24Stay right here.
10:32He's okay.
10:50Holy shit, Rosely.
10:54Is he okay?
11:04It's you.
11:08It's you.
11:10It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:18It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:22It's all right.
11:24It's all right.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:48Are you?
11:50Oh God, who in the...
11:52Oh...
11:54Oh...
11:56Oh...
11:58What the hell are you?
12:04Oh...
12:06Oh...
12:08Oh...
12:10Oh...
12:12Oh...
12:14Please...
12:16Oh...
12:18I don't dare you.
12:20What?
12:22Shut up.
12:27I will show it now, okay?
12:48You killed Midlander.
12:54I'm dead.
12:56That was so fucking hot.
13:02Worth the wait.
13:19I should go.
13:27So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:31Oh, right.
13:34Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:38Yes.
13:40My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:42They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:49I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:53My father, yes.
13:55Maybe my brother, but who knows?
13:57Cool.
13:59Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:03Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:06Fucking wish, dude.
14:11Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:14Don't fuck yourself, Rosna.
14:15Such a good drink.
14:17Your cab is definitely here.
14:19Bye.
14:20Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:21For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top stories in the game.
14:25Sochi Rusk
14:26What an embarrassing and too much promising year for the Russians.
14:28Are you ready for this?
14:29I'm going to die for this.
14:30I'm going to die for this.
14:31I'm going to die for this.
14:32Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:35Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:39Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:41Bye.
14:42Bye.
14:43Bye.
14:44Bye.
14:45Bye.
14:46Bye.
14:47Bye.
14:48Bye.
14:49Bye.
14:51Bye.
14:53Bye.
14:54Bye.
14:55men's hockey team. A hard pill to swallow on all mice and especially for the young phenom
15:01Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:25All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:34Boys.
15:35Holy fuck. Can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, Bonnie.
15:37I used to fucking lost a lot of you.
15:39Did you see that game?
15:40Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:42A debacle.
15:43Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:45Uh, I don't know.
15:46Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:48I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:50Uh-uh.
15:51Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:53Okay.
15:53Trust me.
15:53You look great in Silver, Bonnie. Don't even stress.
15:55Oh, good one.
15:59Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes.
16:02Yes, it does.
16:03Is it black mold?
16:05Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:06Yeah.
16:06He's probably right.
16:07The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:09All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:11My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:12We're trying together.
16:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:16I'd love to show up for him.
16:17Hell yeah, man.
16:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:21What do you mean?
16:22Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:27I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:31hey, here's me.
16:33Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:36Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:49Man, your buddy fucking killed it
17:11Yeah, he did
17:12I'm just gonna find the bathroom
17:19Hey
17:36I'm not here
17:42No, I'm not
17:43I saw you up here, I wanted to see how you're doing
17:47Fine
17:48Go sit down
17:49We hit
17:53We are not anything
17:55Go away, Holander
17:57Are you okay?
18:07Please, go
18:08He didn't answer my text
18:10No, I did not answer your boring text
18:14Now you go
18:15Fine
18:17Fuck
18:19Fuck
18:23I'm not sure what you're doing
18:25I'm not sure what you're doing
18:27I'm not sure what you're doing
18:29I'm not sure what you're doing
18:33I'm not sure what you're doing
18:35I'm not sure what you're doing
18:36I'm not sure what you're doing
18:38I'm not sure what you're doing
18:40I'm not sure what you're doing
18:42I'm not sure what you're doing
18:44I'm not sure what you're doing
18:46I'm not sure what you're doing
18:48I'm not sure what you're doing
18:50I'm not sure what you're doing
18:52I'm not sure what you're doing
18:54I'm not sure what you're doing
18:56I'm not sure what you're doing
18:58How do you do
19:00You're not sure what you're doing
19:01I'm not sure what you're doing
19:02I'm not sure what you're doing
19:03But not so much
19:04They're not teaching you
19:05This American League
19:07This is not a game
19:08It's a game
19:09It's a real shame
19:11It's not a good idea
19:12You showed up
19:13I didn't show you in childhood.
19:15I'm playing now better than when I was.
19:18Our team was damaged, the team was played.
19:21Played?
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:24What is it played?
19:26You, captain, you make them played.
19:29You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:38Who was it?
19:41Your mother?
19:43She doesn't do this.
19:48No, my mom died.
19:52Mom died.
19:56Do you remember her?
19:59I was in your parents.
20:02Where's Polina?
20:05In Moscow?
20:08Of course.
20:09We need to go to the night.
20:12We need to go to the night.
20:16To be able to meet the minister.
20:21Yes.
20:22Ready?
20:23Yes.
20:24You ready?
20:25Yes.
20:26You ready?
20:27Yes.
20:28You are always in the night.
20:29I'm always in a very dark.
20:31I'm always in the middle of the night.
20:32All of the night.
20:33What's it going to be like?
20:34No, he wasn't in the form.
20:35He was in the morning.
20:36He was in the morning.
20:37Kocchev, Kocchev, he's still there, he's going to rest.
20:41He's going to give him a prize for all of America.
20:43He's going to work well.
20:45He's too good for you.
20:47It's a problem with leaders.
20:51It's a problem with leaders.
20:54You're too much talking.
20:59I'm too much talking.
21:02You're my angel.
21:04You're talking too much, especially when it's about hockey.
21:09Only when we win, Papa.
21:11I'm going to bring him in a bar.
21:13He's going to need another one.
21:15Look how she's got him.
21:19From the same time.
21:22I'm an angel.
21:23It would be good if you remember it.
21:26I want to drink.
21:28I want to drink.
21:30I want you to drink.
21:31I want you to drink.
21:32I'd like him to drink.
21:33I'd like your drink, too.
21:46I can drink it.
21:48Do you want to drink?
21:50Done.
21:51Yes, again, K abandon you.
21:52Do I want you to drink?
21:54Do you want to drink before?
21:56No, what's next?
21:58I think you played well.
22:02I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:05For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:09you can avoid this.
22:11I sometimes blame you on me.
22:14When I understand what it costs, I blame you on me.
22:17In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:20It doesn't matter?
22:22Why did you decide that?
22:24Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:27You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And don't worry about these crazy games,
22:34when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:37Really?
22:38Yes, really.
22:39Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:41But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:48This year?
22:49Yes, this year.
22:51I think you have a problem.
22:53You know why you're what you're doing?
22:56The experts!
22:58Well, if you don't want to break this year,
23:01you can't stop thinking about yourpas.
23:02You manage to have a hard time.
23:04You are the inner-poiler.
23:05Put your hands up.
23:06And then you can win…
23:07You can win…
23:08You can win…
23:09You can win on the east, Chicago…
23:10You can win…
23:12You can win the first time.
23:13In Chicago, not like that early.
23:16In the final, most likely, they will be in San Francisco, and they are good, but too young.
23:22And so you will win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I've been talking about with Satsun.
23:31Thank you, I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:33Tomorrow you should have to be perfect.
23:36You should have to be perfect.
23:38Right, but you need to be more confident.
23:42We'll see you next time.
23:46We'll see you next time.
23:52Well, how are you, Sash?
23:58Wow, it's cool.
24:02I just love this place.
24:05The club, the head of the club.
24:09The girls are just beautiful.
24:12And the boys...
24:14Well...
24:16You've seen the French people?
24:19Right?
24:20Right?
24:21The boys are not very sick.
24:22You shouldn't, you're not mad.
24:23You're not smiling, you're not laughing.
24:24You're not smiling, you're not staring at me.
24:28Oh, my God, there's nothing.
24:33You don't have anything.
24:36You don't play.
24:39You don't flirt with the answer.
24:45Before, you were more fun.
24:52You remember?
24:58Here? Seriously?
25:04The danger was earlier to you.
25:11If you remember me, don't be afraid.
25:17We're children, Sash.
25:21Yes, it's true.
25:28It's true.
25:30Okay.
25:32Let's go somewhere else.
25:35No.
25:45Okay.
25:47I'll find a wedding.
25:50Okay.
25:59Okay.
26:02I was happy to see you.
26:19Hey.
26:21What happens here?
26:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:25What?
26:26What am I supposed to do with this?
26:27I don't know.
26:28My mom told me to get by.
26:29Oh, my God.
26:32There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:34Okay, playoffs are over.
26:35You cannot keep the beer.
26:36That's not a rule.
26:37You just made that up.
26:38Hollander, is that a rule?
26:39Unfortunately, it is.
26:40Fuck you, Hollander.
26:41You can barely even grow one.
26:42No, no.
26:43Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:44Fuck you, AJ.
26:45Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:47Stop.
26:48It's starting.
26:49Boys, it's starting.
26:50Turn it up.
26:51Turn it up.
26:52It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:55You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
26:58Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:01A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:06Ooh.
27:07He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:11Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:12Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:17I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:21I don't need to think about that.
27:23That was yesterday.
27:24That was before.
27:25Now, I only need one thing.
27:29I need to win.
27:33Here.
27:34At home.
27:35Tonight.
27:36As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:41But I want to hear our fans.
27:44I want to hear them scream.
27:46I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:50I know you can do it.
27:53I've seen you fucking do it.
27:55I've seen every one of you do it.
27:57So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:00Because this is our fucking night.
28:06This is our fucking cup.
28:09Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:12Wait, fuck this.
28:14We'll fuck you.
28:15I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:18Shane hates him the most.
28:19What?
28:20You hate Rosenhoff.
28:21Of course.
28:22But he's very good at acting.
28:23The best probably.
28:24Eh, nah.
28:25You're the fucking best all-ending.
28:26Yeah.
28:27Okay?
28:28Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:29Now that is that.
28:30The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:31What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:32The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:33Leading his team in block shots and 15s shots against...
28:34... and obviously...
28:35The most dominant.
28:36How have you Kiinchen done that?
28:49What a punch?
28:52Ah.
28:53That's awesome, man.
28:55Oh, you got him.
28:56Noân Isk wants to?
28:57His couple of times on the Avec length.
29:00Oh
29:30Well, nice watch
29:33I gave this to you for free
29:34Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:36Five seconds
29:37Yeah, 25 seconds
29:38Or even doing
29:39And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award
29:44I was busy
29:45Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall
29:48But the most important thing
29:56Is the friends we make along the way
29:59Hey
30:02Before we give out next award
30:04Can I get a selfie with you?
30:06What?
30:07Come on
30:08When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:11Okay, fine
30:11But hurry up
30:12Great
30:19Give me your number
30:20I'll text them to you
30:21No chance
30:23And the Lord's Tower Award
30:26For most sportsman-like player
30:27Goes to
30:28Thank you
30:40Yes
30:42Yes
30:42Yes
30:42Yes
30:47What the fuck do you want, Rosenhof?
31:17You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:21You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:27So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:32Well?
31:36I want you to suck my dick.
31:38Oh fuck you, you are unbelievable.
31:40You suck my dick.
31:47Maybe you ask nicely.
32:03Please.
32:04If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:19Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:26Please.
32:39No.
32:43What?
32:45No.
32:46We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after.
32:56And then when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I will maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
33:07When did your English get so good?
33:14I read the New Yorker now.
33:17Really?
33:19No.
33:19The New Yorker is boring.
33:23My dad loves it.
33:26Ah.
33:27So being boring is genetic.
33:29Wow.
33:31Genetic.
33:32Genetic.
33:32Genetic.
33:37And let's make a deal.
33:40If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:47And if you win?
33:48Good luck coming.
34:07Good luck coming.
34:07Good luck coming.
34:32Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:02You're such an asshole.
35:32What?
35:34Just a lot of windows.
35:49good now get on the bed
36:19this is a good hotel really nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:28touch yourself what show up for me i want to watch you
36:35you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:39i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:45no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:15do you want to know how it feels
37:26how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:36are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:02i need you what you know tell me
38:11you i need you
38:21i need you
38:28you
38:30you
38:32you
38:41you
38:43you
38:54you
38:56you
39:07you
39:09you
39:20you
39:22you
39:24you
39:37you
39:39you
39:41you
39:43you
39:45you
40:02you
40:04you
40:07I don't know. Is it safe?
40:11What do you mean, safe?
40:13I don't know.
40:16Do you even like it there?
40:25What difference does it make?
40:27A pretty big one, I think.
40:35I need to sleep.
40:37Oh.
40:39Yeah, me too, I should've...
40:50So, uh, I'm off.
40:54Goodbye, Hollander.
40:55Hmm.
40:56Hmm.
40:57Hmm.
40:58Hmm.
40:59Hmm.
41:00Hmm.
41:01Hmm.
41:02Hmm.
41:03Hmm.
41:04Hmm.
41:05I don't know.
41:35I don't know.
42:05I don't know.
42:35I don't know.
43:05I don't know.
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